Chapter 4

(Day before the Chunin exams)

Naruto and Momo were going to get some ramen for their dorm mates when a box followed them. He stopped Momo, "What is it?" She said, he took a sniff and sighed.

"Ko, how often do I have to tell you; that rocks are not a perfect square?" He said there was an explosion and three kids came flying out.

"Ah, you got us boss." Said the first one, he was in a blue T-shirt, gray shorts with black leggings, green goggles, and black sandal boots. This was the Hokage's grandson; Konohamaru. He had brown hair and eyes and was around 12 years old. "Okay guys, sound off!"

The next one had white hair, black eyes behind glasses, and was in a blue T-shirt, black shorts, and black sandal boots. "I'm Udon, and I like Math." He said he was the grandson of one of Sarutobi's advisors.

Then the third one was a cute girl with orange hair high pigtails, brown eyes, a green T-shirt, brown shorts, and black sandal boots. "And I'm Moegi; the most beautiful kunoichi in the world." She was the granddaughter of the other advisor. Momo just giggled and patted Moegi's head.

"Well, you sure are cute." She said the kids looked at Naruto, he was in a black under-armor T-shirt, black cargo pants, boots, and a vest with some orange in it. He also had his headband on his head.

"7.2," said Naruto. They looked at him.

"7.2?" said Konohamaru. "Why?"

"You used too much smoke; Udon was late on his pose, and 'I like Math'? Couldn't you think of something else to say? Moegi was the only one who was perfect. Until she bragged," he crouched down to her. "They will not care if you are beautiful or ugly sweetheart. And the biggest one; say it with me."

"Rocks aren't perfect squares." They said.

"Other than that, that was great."

"Boss, wanna play ninja?" Said Konohamaru.

"Can't, we're on a ramen run. Oh, I'm sorry Momo. This is Momo Yaoyorozu, my new teammate." They looked at her and were impressed by her.

"Wow," said Ko. "She's so much better than your old teammate. The only thing big on her was her forehead." Just then Sakura was behind the kids.

"Yeah," said Moegi. "She doesn't have a forehead, she has a 'fivehead'." They laughed, Naruto looked behind them and saw Sakura was getting mad.

"YOU RUNTS ARE DEAD!" She screamed, and just then the kids took off.

"Should we stop her?" asked Momo.

"We gotta, they are the Hokage and his advisors' grandchildren." He said and took off after them.

Then they came upon two people a dude in a black bodysuit that made him look like a big cat. He also had lipstick lines on his face. The other was a beautiful girl in a dark brown kimono and black sandal boots, with 4 puff on the back of her head, and was toting a huge fan.

Naruto and Momo looked at the pair, "that's Temari and Kankoro no Subaku." Said Naruto.

"Why are they here?" Asked Momo.

"Chunin Exams, remember? Aizawa-sensei told us about it."

"Oh, looks like Kankoro is about to kill Ko."

"Yeah, we need to stop them. Besides, I have their Mother's hand fans. Plus, I'm sensing Gaara."

"He's here?"

"Those are his siblings, so yeah." They walked over to the Subakus.

(With the Subakus)

"Kankoro, it was an accident." Said Temari, "put him down!"

"Right after I Pound him!" Said Kankoro. That was when Naruto and Momo showed up.

"Kankoro, dude, put the kid down! You being a bully, it was an accident." Said Naruto, then he glared at Sakura. "Thanks for the help Sakura!" Momo grabbed Konohamaru and went to the side. "Geez man, I didn't know Sand Nin was so sensitive. Maybe it's just you because you're wearing BLACK IN A DESERT VILLAGE!" Momo just shook her head.

"Idiot." She said, "going to die of heat stroke."

"Anyway, what's up Temari?" He said as he gave her a big hug. "Good to see you again."

"Nice to see you too Naruto-kun." She said they had met while he was on a mission with some of his new teammates a month ago.

"Oh yeah," he reached into his stuff space pocket and pulled out a couple of hand fans. "Kept my promise." They were beautiful, with seals on the spines that would enhance the strength of the wind. Temari was shocked and misty-eyed. "I had to fix them, I hope it's alright and put new seals on them." She grabbed him in a tight hug and wept on his shoulder. He pats her back, "You're welcome."

She pulled off and kissed him on the cheek. "Just because you found them, doesn't mean I'm going easy on you if we fight." She said.

"Hey, I just don't want you to use them if we fight. By the way: Gaara, Sasuke get out of that damn tree!" Just then, the two mentioned nin got out of the tree. The first one, Gaara, had short red hair, and teal eyes with a seal above his left eye. He was in a brown T-shirt, flowing pants, sandal boots, and a gourd filled with sand tied to his back. The next one was Sasuke, he was now in a blue T-shirt, over a long-sleeved white T-shirt, blue shorts, sandal boots, and his headband.

Sasuke just glared at Naruto and Momo. "Uzumaki, 'Mother' says; stay away from you." Said Gaara.

"Now why would 'she' tell you that?" Asked Naruto, "Is it because I threatened 'her' about letting you sleep?" Just then there was a soft scream, maybe it was the wind, maybe it was Shukaku screaming in fear, we'll never know. He got a good look at Gaara, "Well you are sleeping. You ain't trying to look like Aizawa-sensei. You look like you need more."

"Dobe, where have you been?" Sasuke demanded.

"Pissing on your father's grave." Said Naruto simply, "there's nothing you, nor your precious civilian council can do about it."

"I DEMAND YOU TELL ME WHO'S TRAINING YOU!"

"Why? Because YOU'RE SASUKE 'FUCKING' UCHIHA? Why should I tell you who'd been training me?"

"TELL HIM BAKA!" Said Sakura as she went to attack him. But Momo hit her with a solid right knocking her out.

"Like I said; why should I tell you anything?" Asked Naruto.

"Because…" Sasuke started.

"I'll go to the council and get them to demand you to tell you who's training you!" Naruto just looked at Momo and handed her the box. "Take this to the dorms, looks like me and the 'Prince' over here have to talk to the Hokage." Momo nodded, "Be back in an hour. See ya guys at the tournament." So he grabbed Sasuke and lept off.

(Hokage Tower)

"Oh, Hello Naruto-kun." Said the Secretary, then she glared at the Uchiha. "Prick, why are you here?"

"We need to speak to the Hokage." Said Naruto.

"Of course, he's not busy." So they went in.

"Ah, Naruto-kun so good to see you again." He said, "What can I do for you?" Naruto just pointed at the Uchiha.

"The 'Prince' over here wants to know who's been training me." Sarutobi just glared at him.

"That information is classified, Sasuke."

"I AM A UCHIHA…!" Sasuke screamed.

"AND I AM HOKAGE! YOU WANT TO KNOW WHO'S BEEN TRAINING NARUTO? PUT UP OR SHUT UP!" He took off his robes ready to fight, "and the council can't do anything about this." Sasuke suddenly realized that antagonizing the Hokage was not a good idea. Naruto just looked at his adopted Grandfather knowing that he was going to crush Sasuke without remorse.

The Uchiha Prince backed down, "You are dismissed!" With that Naruto and Sasuke went their separate ways. "The Uchiha has lost his mind!" Sarutobi muttered, "Good luck, Naruto my boy."

TBC