Chapter 1

Spiderman was on the roof of a building and was pacing back and forth. He was now dressed in a SHIELD uniform he had made for him it was gas-proof, blade-proof, bulletproof, shockproof, and augmented his strength to that of a god. With him was a beautiful redhead dressed in one of his old shirts, jeans, and sandals. "Are you sure you want to be here MJ?" He asked.

"Sure, I'm sure Tiger." She said.

"Alright, but when he shows up, go somewhere safe." MJ nodded. Then here he came, flying on his glider. The Green Goblin, so landed while laughing. "Glad you showed up, Normie." He glared.

"Who Are You?" He said.

"WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK OZ?" Spidey yelled, "YOU THE ONE THAT WANTED THIS! RAPED GWEN! Tried To Do The Same To MJ Until She Almost Crushed That Pinky Finger And Those Two Tiny Marbles You Call A Reproductive Organ. The only question I have is: WHY? Why Fuck With Me? What did I do to get this?" He said as he spread out his arms wide.

"IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU DID PARKER! I JUST WANT TO SEE YOU SUFFER!" He said, Parker looked to MJ and she nodded her head. Then he looked at the Goblin, reached behind himself, and pulled out twin Barrettas with hollow-point tips.

"Good enough for me!" Then he was ready to go to war against Oz. "Let's Party!" MJ quickly got to safety and the battle was on. Spidey was firing on the Goblin. The fight was amazing, John Woo would be jealous of this. MJ was recording it. She knew she was recording a murder, it was up to them whose murder it was. "C'mon Ozzy," said Spidey. "I thought you wanted to kill me?" A bullet hit the Goblin, knocking him off his glider and Spidey destroyed it. Goblin started throwing pumpkin bombs at him and for every one he missed, he got shot twice. About a few hours later, he was riddled with bullet holes and was bleeding. Spidey had flipped his guns out of his hands and tossed a couple of fresh magazines then holstered one of them.

Goblin was dying and trying to get away. "No! Stay away from me!" He said.

"Isn't that what Gwen said?" He shot him again, "MJ?" Again, "Liz?" Again, "ALL THOSE PEOPLE YOU MURDERED? You didn't care! Why should I?"

"PETER THIS ISN'T…" He was cut off by a bullet going into his face. Then he pulled out the other gun. Pulled Norman up to his knees and got behind him with the barrels touching the back of his head.

"And shepherds we shall be. For thee, my Lord, for thee.

Power hath descended forth from thy hand that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command.

So we shall flow a river forth to thee and teeming with souls shall it ever be.

E nomini patri, et Fili e spiritu sancti." Spidey said and fired ending it with Norman. Then he sighed and pulled off his mask and took a deep breath. He put his guns away and called MJ out. "It's over Mary Jane." She hugged and kissed him.

"I know how hard that must have been." She said.

"Yeah," he said and took a gas can, emptied the contents all over the Goblin, and lit a match. "Hey, Normie? You're Fired!" Then he tossed the match on him and they watched as he went up. Just then there was a teleport and Peter had pushed MJ behind him to protect her and saw a familiar red and black-garbed merc. "Wade." He sighed.

"Nice work with Normie there Petey." The Merc with a Mouth said, "Loved the 'Boondock Saints' ending there."

"I figured, why are you here?"

"What can't I see my Spidey Homie?"

"Okay, there's nothing wrong with that."