Chapter 2

(HMCS Harry)

Harry was looking around, the ship was huge, and the top-of-the-line tech was on it. 'Wow.' He thought everything was there. Guns, missiles, and jets.

Meanwhile, Cedric had shown up with Fleur and Hermione. "HARRY!" He called.

"I've never seen anything like this before." Said Hermione.

"The Navy had come out with one, earlier this year." He said.

"An aircraft carrier?"

"Yep, HARRY!" Just then, Harry came to the side of the ship and they saw him. "There he is, permission to come aboard?"

"Granted," so Cedric and the girls came on the ship. They were looking around and were impressed. It was; 332.8 meters long, and 41 meters wide. They followed Harry into the ship onto the bridge. They sat down and Harry started to explain everything that happened when Voldemort 'killed' him.

"You met your Mom?" Said Hermione.

"Yeah, she was the one who told me about my heritage."

"You are a, how you say, a ship-boy?" Asked Fleur.

"Yep, the HMS Harry." He said, "I only wish my planes would've taken the bastard out."

"So what's next?" Hermione asked.

"Well, we can't tell these asses that he's back."

"Harry's right," said Cedric. "Even my Dad says Fudge is an idiot, and he's a department head."

"Says a lot when your people are calling you an idiot." Said Harry.

"So," said Hermione. "How are we doing this?"

"What?"

"Are you stationed here? At Hogwarts?"

"No, Mom's going to meet me at the station. After the train pulls in."

Later, Dumbledore got on the ship to talk to Harry. Not knowing Harry was talking to Directrice Maxime about joining Beauxbatons. "Monsieur Potter," she said. "It would be my pleasure to have you join us at Beauxbatons." Just then they heard someone.

"NO!" It was Dumbledore, they looked at him.

"Too Late Dumbledore!" Said Harry, "I've already agreed to go to Beauxbatons!"

"I Am Your…!"

"No, You Are Not! You should read your mail, and check your vaults."

"What do you mean?"

"They are empty." Dumbledore paled.

(Great Hall)

Harry walked into the Great Hall, in his 'Royal Navy' dress uniform. Everyone looked at him and all of the girls couldn't keep their eyes off of him. They were eye-raping him. Ginny was looking on and was pissed, he sat down at the Beauxbatons table. Snape got up and went over to him, "Potter! Why are you here with the Beauxbaton students? Go back to your table before I have you in detention until I can find a way to expel you!" He said, Harry calmly stood up and looked him in the eye.

"Can you afford that?" He said, "Tell your mouth to stop writing checks your ass can't cash." Snape drew his wand when suddenly, a double-barreled cannon was pointed at Snape's head. "I Dare You! MAKE ME PULL THE TRIGGER!" Snape started to gulp and backed away, slowly.

Dumbledore sighed, Snape was his only hope. As opposed to negotiating with Harry.

After the final meal of the year, everyone got on the train back home. "I can't believe that you're a ship child Harry." Said Neville.

"Yeah, me too." He said.

"I wonder where Malfoy is?" Said Hermione.

(With Malfoy and his goons)

Malfoy, Crabbe, Goyle, Nott, and Parkinson were tied up and gagged in a loo.

(Back with Harry and the others)

"They're probably 'tied up' somewhere." He said, with that, they enjoyed the ride.

(Station)

Harry got off and saw Vernon getting knocked out by a beautiful redhead in 'Royal Navy' gear. "Now, what were you going to do to my son again?" She said as she stepped on his head.

"GET OFF!" He said she put her whole weight on his head.

"And why should I do that?" Vernon just realized that what he did in the past would bite him on the ass. Then she stomped his head, taking him out. Then she looked over to see Harry and went over to him. "Hello dear," she kissed him on the cheek.

"Hello, Mom." He said they were about to leave when someone stopped them.

"Where do you think you're going, Potter?" It was an Auror who thought he was controlling things. Just then he saw Lily and paled.

"I think he's coming with me." She said, "What do you think you are doing?"

"How are you alive?"

"I got better." With that, they left.

(Royal Navy HQ)

Harry and Lily had gone to the Royal Navy headquarters. Once there, Harry met up with the other ship girls and one went over to him to give him a huge hug. "HARRY!" She said, she was dressed like a maid and had a very large bust. She had lavender hair and silver eyes. She was dressed in a maid's uniform. "I am Belfast, your godmother."