Totally Legit Pahkitew Island – Episode 13
Dawn begins the episode eating clam chowder. In the background, Sam hits the griddy.
"Last time in Total Drama Pahkitew Island. Evella, Rodney and Sammy were our final three. Sammy was able to save Ella, getting rid of Evella and Rodney was eliminated after Sammy won immunity for praising me, like they all should have been doing in all honesty. Turns out Sammy and Ella were a secret item throughout most the season, who guessed?"
Time pauses for a second before another Dawn walks on screen. The other Dawn looks at her as the new one says, "Obviously me and you."
"Thanks Dawn."
"No worries Dawn."
The seecund Dawn than disappears as time unfreezes.
"Now that we're on the finale, who is gonna win the season? Find out on the finale of Total Drama Pahkitew Island!"
The intro of all time
Ella wakz up,
Wake me up before you go-go
Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo
Wake me up before you go-go
I don't wanna miss it when you hit that high
Wake me up before you go-go
'Cause I'm not planning on going solo
Wake me up before you go-go, ah
Take me dancing tonight
I wanna hit that high, yeah, yeah
Samoi waks up, sitting up. "Almost there…."
Hi," Ela walks up, kissing Sammy.
"Hi Ella," Sammy smlz.
"Watts wrong?"
"I don't wanna go back in time again."
"But you're a back in time fic protagonist?"
"Exactly! That's part of the drama of this kind of fic!"
"We should probably stop being so obvious with the joke," Ellia sid.
"It is time for the finale, you two," Dawn sayZ in the duos headz.
"Well, looks like it's our turn," Sammy smilz. The duo then kiss, which makes Luigi very happy in the VC we do where he reads it, hey dude!
Sammoi and Eller then walk to da chalenge.
Dawn stands by, seeing the final two.
"Alright. Good. Today's challenge is to race around the island I guess."
"Okay."
"Oh, and I'm also bringing in random stuff because why not."
A portal then opens up in the sky, as velociraptors, Larry, Fang, Evella, Dave and a potato.
"Oh yeah, and the losers are watching the challenge too."
Da camra panz over to the loser bench, with the other 11 losers watching. Roddniy has Jazmin and Scrlet next to him. Scarlet has her hair down, showing two powerpoints on the back of her head.
"Okay," Dawn nods. "Go do the challenge."
The final 2 rn off. Dawn smirkz. "Alright, cool." Shee then snaps her fingers, as a lawn chair appears, she sits down on it, relaxing under the sun.
Sammy and Ella run off.
Da girlz run to a mountain section. Larry is at the top of the hill.
"I'M READY!" The plant monstr yells. "I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready!"
…
Sammi and Ela run roit past Larry as he continues his refarance,
Chpiss walks up 2 Lari. Larry then turns to Chriz.
"I was never going to cheat on you," Larry admits. "I'm so sorry I got you to think this. Is there any way for you to forgive me?"
Chris tears up. "Do I trust you?"
"Trust me Chris."
"Cut the scene!" Dawn suddenly floats in past the 4th wall. "They make up, make out, it's gross, just get back to the challenge already."
Sammy and Ella continnu 2 run,
The losers watch onn, az they watch onn. Scarlt is connected to the mainframe of the island so she can stream the chaleng to a Teevee, using both powerpoints in da back of her head.
"Yee haw!" Soogr sid.
"BOOOOOOOO!" The entire cazt said 2 Sugar. Sky also said it but she got cut off because sheeez Sky.
The 2 finalizts run thru mud, before they stoop as a vellooseraptor runs ova and roarz att thm.
"Oh dear, mayb I shld sing att it," Ella sid.
"Nah, I can deal with this," Samy sid.
The velociraaaptor then rors again.
Sammy glares b4 turning to da velocorapter. "MOUTHWASH! EVER HEARD OF IT? For reals, they should change your name to halitosisaurus. Your breath reeks of caveman, girl. And get some whitening strips and aligners for your teeth already. Your grill looks like a fence of mud. I can't even talk about your dry scaly skin because I'Il literally barf in my own mouth. You have bags under your eyes, you have puny little chicken wing arms, and your toenails? Big yikes. It's actually no wonder you went extinct because no one would want to get, with, that!"
The velociraptor then rnz off, crying.
Ella runz ovr, "Based," she says before they make out.
Conbessional:
"Eye say this to Amy in my sleep every night!" Sammi said.
Slonfessional Ends:
Day run to the next part of the challenge.
The seen then cuts to Cs yelling, "Ur att da halfway mrk of the challenge."
Whoa, we're half way there
Whoa oh, livin' on a prayer
Take my hand, we'll make it, I swear
Whoa oh, livin' on a prayer
Ella sigs, she thn grbs Sammy's hand and runz ahed.
Dave then lands, "HAY FEEEEEMALZ!"
Ella thn sings att the rite note too puut Dave to sleeep.
"Huh… that was quick."
Da do oh thn runz off.
Dawn watches the sceen. "Okay, let's cause some chaos." She then snaps her fingers.
A wall jumps up in frunt of the girlz, as Dawn says. "Let's change things up from Canon, you're both going to have to go through the inside of the island."
An entrence to da insssside of the islandd apearz.
Sammy turnz to Ella, saying, "We might be done soon."
Ella nodz, b4 singin.
We're leavin' together
But still it's farewell
And maybe we'll come back
To Earth, who can tell?
I guess there is no one to blame
We're leaving ground (leaving ground)
Will things ever be the same again?
It's the final countdown
The final countdown
Unfortunately this takes a minute to start up, because Ella has to go through the minute of instrumentals before the lyrics to The Final Countdown actually starts.
Da duo then run under da island.
Under the island, the duo come across Fang.
"This is the first time I've ever appeared in this series, lol."
Elsewheree operayting the camera, Scott screams.
"What waz that aboot?" Bee askz.
"I… don't know," Scott admits, stil scaird.
Sammy and Ella then stand inn front of Fang.
"Oh, I've dealt with Fang in a bunch of my resets," Sammy admitz. She then puts down a danze danze revolootion danze pad, and a Gamecube both pulled from her pocket. They begin 2 play Dance Dance Revolution Mario Mix.
The battle is long, they both skore a lot of poiintz. However, Sammy is just… better.
"BOOM!" Sammi yells as the song finishes. "I should go to a Dance Dance Revolution tournament after I can leave this or something."
Fang then walksz off sadly, leaving Sammy and Ella to run ahead.
With da loserz, Scarlett speaks. "Restarting in 12 Hours and 15 Minutes."
"MAAAAAATE, she's updating," Jasmin addz.
"Just this robotic body," Scarlett says. "I have created many other bodies since my elimination in case anything happens to this one."
"Ah," everyone says.
Back with the finalistz, they run to da exit they're supposed to run at before Evella bloks there path.
"Hello Ella," Evella says. "So nice to see you in person."
"Oh no," Ella says.
Sammy then hits Evella on the head with a frying pan.
"Let's go!" Sammmmmmmmmmmmy pullz Ella away.
Dawn thn snaps her fingers, causing Sammy and Ella to get launched up into the air on a rock platform.
"AHHHHHHHH!" Both yell.
"Oh dear how high are we?" Ela says.
"Very high up," Sammy admits. "Well… guess I'm not finishing. Reset 76 it is…."
"But I don't want to forget you," Ella sadly says.
"I'll try to go out with you next reset, don't worry."
With the losers, Sky watches the duo. "It's so clo-."
"MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I AM SO EVIL!" Max screms.
Sky rools her eyes. "Why am I always cu-."
"Sucks to suck," Amy admits.
"THE FIRST BOOT DOESN'T GET CUT O-."
"Nope," Beardo said, before beatboxing Ugh from the hit game Friday Night Funkin.
"It's not fair! No, no, no-," Sky's whining gets cut off az da seen cuts to Ella and Sammy on toop of da cliff. Sky's cut off yell off ang r cauzes da cliff they r on 2 break
Da girlz start to fall, seeing the finish line.
"Whatever happens, happens," Ella smiles.
Both grls lean 2wardz the finnish line.
The potato thn fallz thru da sky, b4 landin on Ella's head, knoking hr stoight downwards. Sammi then fliez down acrosses the finish line.
"And the winner is Sammy!" Dawn yells. Sammy thn runs over to pick Ella up as they make out.
"Wait, duz me winning mean I break the curse?" Sammy askz. "Can I stop going back in time now?"
Dawn floatz down, staring at the duo. "Well… let's see here…."
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To be continued… right now actually! Just press the Next chapter or Next buttons depending on what site you use!
1st: Sammy
2nd: Ella
3rd: Rodney
4th: Scarlett
5th: Jasmine
6th: Topher
7th: Max
8th: Sky
9th: Shawn
10th: Beardo
11th: Leonard
12th: Dave
13th: Sugar
14th: Amy