Totally Legit Pahkitew Island – Episode 14
"B-but I won!" Sammy says.
"Well, you did win the season," Dawn begins, "so you don't have to go back in time anymore, but it is funnier to just keep you in a time loop, so…."
"But ur being unfair!" Sammmmyu said.
Dawn puts her hand out as Sammy backs away, scared, however suddenly, a new prson fallz thru the ski, lnding on da ground.
"Aaaaaaand that's strike three," the OC says as they stand up.
"What?"
"You know Sammy getting put back in the time loop just doesn't start season three, that's strike three I guess… I don't know it's been like, two months since the last chapter got posted and the writer needed to think of something."
"Yeah?" Dawn qoestions. "And what do you think you're going to do to stop me?"
"Put you on the same level as the rest of them?"
"As if!" Dawn puts her hand up before slamming an anvil on the sudden OC.
"Okay, now that that's dealt with." Dawn turnz back 2 Salami b4 putting her hnd out.
The annvil thn slamz in2 Dawn, hoo then ifts the anvil into the air and out of the way.
"Okay, seriously what the fuck?" Dawn gasps b4 getin annoyed. "You think you can come into my season and boss me around? Who do you think you are?"
The OC pauses, "Geez, you need to keep up with your xmon323 fanfiction lore."
"You've literally been called 'the OC' for this entire chapter," Dawn notes.
"Uh… good point actually, the OC says back. "Well, my name is… 'Me'. I'm the OC from Total Drama Viewers Decide. I'm only here because the writer is sick of doing the writer interacting with the story jokes and decided to bring back the self-insert from his first story to make up for it, while also just removing the self-insert qualities so I'm now just an OC."
"So you're weaker than the writer since you're not a self-insert anymore?"
"Eh, yeah," 'Me' says.
"Good, I can delete you from the story then," Dawn shrugs. Shooting a beam. A plot convenience shield protects 'Me' from the blast.
"Oh, and just to confirm, the character's name is Me, again, they're not a self-insert anymore," 'Me' claraflies agen for people so they know.
Dawn razes an eyebrw. "What's happening?"
"Strike three," 'Me' sid. "Anyway, we need some change with part 3 of this series. You became the host for part 2, let's do something else for part 3."
"W-wait!" Dawn quikly says. "Can I just say… something, ANYTHING, first?"
"Eh, sure," 'Me' said.
"I-uh," Dawn looks around. "W-well." She quickly puts her hand out. "You're alright with me, you don't want to do whatever you want to do to me!"
'Me' pauses. "No."
"Seriously?"
"Okay, in that case, I'm going to get rid of your powers."
Dawn poorses, her eyes widening before she says. "I know exactly how to apologise!" She thn telikenetically floats a ukulele in.
A blast of energy then hits her.
"Yeah," 'Me' says. "You got three strikes. Say goodbye to your abilities." He then shrugs. "Well, except your awareness, anyway, that can stay… and your relationships with B and Scott, too."
Dawn lands on her hands, looking up before holding her arm out. However, nothing happens.
"Make final five next time and you might get your powers back," 'Me' said.
Dawn triez to fly, but failz. "No… no, no, no, no, no, no, NO!" Dawn bablz. "M-my powers… they… they can't be gone."
"As for you," 'Me' said. "you're in the next season, but your time loop is over." Sammy pogs at this.
'Me' then lifts himself out of the story by the ass like the Lorax in the 2012 movie.
"I won!" Sammy yells.
"That's kinda cringe," Amy said
"Not as cringe as Sugar," Topher said.
"YEAH! CRINGE SUGAR CRINGE!"
"YEE HAW! WHAT DID I DO?" Sugar said.
"BE CRINGE!" Everyone said, Sky aslso says it, but is cut off by nothing in particular.
Topher then pullz out a phone, saying, "ALRIGHT YOUTUBE, here I am at the finale of Total Drama Pahkitew Island! Like and subscribe so I can come back in the next season, or else I'll quit Youtube and it will be all your fault… kids, watching, you don't want this to be all your fault do you? Like and subscribe, let me be in the next season, if I'm not then I hope you can't sleep with your guilt."
The rest of da campers look horrified at him.
"What is wrong with you mate?" Jasmine asks.
Max then laughs. "Delightfully EEEEEEEEEEEVIL!"
da campers pause, unsure what to do before Ella steps forward.
"Perhaps to celebrate Sammy's win, we should all sing a song!"
"YEAH!" Everyone but Amy and Sky say.
"Sure, let's do th-," Sky starts to say, before getting cut off.
Ella then steps forward, singing.
Everybody, yeah
Rock your body, yeah
Everybody, yeah
Rock your body right
Backstreet's back, alright
The rest of the cast sing Everybody by the Backstreet Boys with Ella, while doing an patented animated movie dance party ending. With Sammy front and centre with her grillfriend.
Meanwhile, Dawn sits on a stump, saying, "B-but my powers…."
"Skill issue," Fang said.
Chris steps ahed. "aaaaaaand wii have finished another seeson of Total Drama! Whatgs gonna happen nxt time! And Who will winn? Find out on the next season after TOTALLY! LEGIT! PAHKITEW ISLAND!"
1st: Sammy
2nd: Ella
3rd: Rodney
4th: Scarlett
5th: Jasmine
6th: Topher
7th: Max
8th: Sky
9th: Shawn
10th: Beardo
11th: Leonard
12th: Dave
13th: Sugar
14th: Amy
So… that's another fic done. I hope you all enjoyed the second part of the Totally Legit series. I'm probably going to make it a trilogy, but I'll leave it open for if I want to make a part 4 and beyond, so it's just being called a series rather than a trilogy. Anyway since this is a long ending note I may as well cover a couple of things.
So what do you all think of the inclusion of the 'Me' character from Viewers Decide? I've always wanted to do something with him somewhere and I sort of decided on a whim to bring him in this episode. Hopefully that works out for me in the end but I can see if people have issues with it.
That leads into the fact that the next big development of the Totally Legit Universe has happened. Dawn has had her powers stripped from her. Frankly, as fun as it is to have Dawn just be OP and have her do a lot of stupid crap. I wanted her to be a contestant again, and actually have like… the smallest amount of stakes in the follow up season. Plus I needed to actually follow up on the three strikes plot I made before. I don't know this might feel like I'm actually trying, but I hope the inclusion of an out of nowhere OC makes up for it.
Oh yeah, and I think I can give this reveal out. I haven't locked the idea in yet, but there's a very solid chance that the cast number for the next Totally Legit Season… could be 28 or 30 players… and yes, with the same number of canon episodes as All Stars, the next season I will be parodying… wish me luck, I'm gonna need it. Or hey, there could just be 14 people, I haven't fully decided yet.
I want to thank every reader of Totally Legit Pahkitew Island across both Fanfiction and A03, as well as the Totally Legit Revenge readers on A03 as that got released there as this story was being made. Your support has helped me immensely in wanting to write more of this! And I again, want to thank the friends that VC'd with me when a chapter would be posted
For the people that only read me for this series, I'll see you in a few months when I feel inspired enough and have all my ideas in place for the next part of this series, Totally Legit All Stars. See you around!