Opening by neostardustdragon101
We pass by the city of new your all seems calm as a dark gray sky hangs over the city. Suddenly an explosion erupts from around the city causing the people to run and scream in the chaos as Hydra Bots slither through the streets firing off energy beams. Moving over towards a tower Tony Stark watches on.
Our world's about to break,
Tormented and attacked
Bruce Banner's eyes turn green as he tears through his clothing transforming into the Hulk as he lets out a rage filled roar.
Lost from when we wake,
With no way to go back.
A photo of Captain America is shown before color fills it and Cap holds up his shield.
I'm standing on my own,
but now I'm not alone.
Storm clouds roar as thunder strikes and Thor soars through the sky holding up mjolnir
Naruto stands atop a skyscraper overlooking the city smirking.
Too small to turn the tide
Too stubborn to give in
Tony stands in the center of his armory, his armor parts moving around as he begins to suit up with screens displaying the various heroes and villains. They soon vanish and his Iron Man helmet comes down and his eyes light up.
There's no one left to trust
It all comes down to us
Pushed by pain and pride
To face these fears and win
Naruto throws a punch knocking away several Hydra Soldiers while Wasp comes in from the sky firing bolts at them. Antman smashes his fist down on the Hydrabot while Hulk jumps down swinging it by its tentacle crashing into a building. Thor holds up his hammer unleashing lighting down upon his enemies while Captain America tossed his shield knocking away his enemies
AVENGERS ASSEMBLE!
Always, we will fight as one, 'til the battle's won,
An explosion erupted as the dust clears as the Avengers stand side by side.
With evil on the run, we'll never come undone.
Assembled we are strong, forever fight as one!
(Streets of New York city)
It was an overall average day in New York. The sun was shining. Birds were flying. A man sized green tornado was ripping through traffic sending cars flying away as people abandoned their cars and taxis to avoid the chaos.
Ok maybe not such an average day now.
As this green tornado tore through New York traffic, a shrunken Janet flew after this tornado.
"Whirlwind! Boy did I miss you! But man you're not so smart! I mean you get beat up by me, go to jail, break out of jail, and then you come back here? Everybody knows this is where I shop!" Janet yelled chasing after the man sized tornado from the streets into a construction yard where Whirlwind halted his escape.
"So here's the real question. Why do you like prison so much?" Janet asked, flying in front of Whirlwind who said nothing. Just stared at her making her frown "Whirlwind? Dave? Not feeling chatty today?" Janet asked before he was enveloped in green smoke making Janet fly back a step as where once stood Whirlwind now stood the voluptuous Enchantress Amora. Smirking at the Wasp
"Enchantress" Janet said as she narrowed her eyes as she got prepared to fight "I don't know what you're up to but get ready to-" Janet was saying Before she was cut off as Crimson Dynamo landed behind her. A yellow portal then opened up as the executioner stepped out of it created by his ax. Janet gasped in shock even more as Simon, the somehow revived Wonder Man in a giant form, stomped his way to her making her fly back bumping into Abomination as she was surrounded by these enemies
"What? You think I'm just gonna give up?" Janet asked with narrowed eyes as she readied her stingers
"Black vortex!" A voice cut her off as she was suddenly pulled into the grip of Sasuke standing behind her who glared at her "So this is the bitch you keep complaining about Enchantress?" Sasuke asked as he held Janet in his grip "makes me question who's more pathetic her or you" Sasuke said as Baron Zemo walked beside him holding his energy pistol
"Hello again Miss Van Dyne" Zemo greeted before pulling the trigger and knocking out Wasp with his energy blaster. Who remained in Sasuke's grip as she fell unconscious. "One down" Zemo said holstering his gun
(Meanwhile with Naruto)
Meanwhile with Naruto he was downtown sitting on a rooftop looking over the nearby docks
"Are you sure your contact's information is reliable?" Elektra asked as she looked at the docks through a pair of binoculars
"Hey my friend Murdock got me community service for slugging a senator I'm pretty sure he can handle getting information on where the rumored mill says fat boy keeps some of his warehouses" Naruto said as he looked at Elektra
"Did you say Murdock? As in Matt Murdock?" Elektra asked as she looked at Naruto
"That's him, a pretty good lawyer. Nice guy too. Also very aware of his surroundings despite being blind" Naruto said as he smiled
"We dated." Elektra told him with a frown
"... oh. Um….. what can I say to remove the awkwardness?" Naruto asked as he rubbed the back of his head
"You can't. it's awkward" Akane said announcing her presence behind the two adults
"Gah damn it! You need a bell!" Naruto yelled at his sister
"You didn't know she was there?" Elektra asked with a raised eyebrow as she had her sais out pointed towards Akane the whole time
"And you need better observation haki and don't point that at me if you don't want me to take it and shove it somewhere you won't like" Akane said to Naruto before she looked at Elektra with a hard look
"I was waiting for you to approach before I stabbed out your eyes. I just assumed he knew as well and was waiting to tell me when" Elektra said as she glared at Akane
"She's not one of fat boys or the hand's. She's my little sister. What are you even doing here Akane?" Naruto informed Elektra before looking at his sister
"Stark threw me out after I trashed the front yard playing with Devil Dinosaur. He said to go bother you or Thor or someone named Legolas" Akane explained
"Legolas is a nickname for Hawkeye Akane. Haven't you read Lord of the Rings or seen the movies?" Naruto asked as he sighed
"Why would I waste time reading when I can train to crush in my enemies skulls?" Akane asked with a quirked eyebrow
"Even mom and dad relax sometimes you psycho runt" Naruto groaned as he pinched the bridge of his nose
"If your sister is strong willed enough to insult you then she can help us with taking out the kingpin's men. So long as you trust her enough to not get in the way" Elektra said
"Please I'll crush those pests easily. Now do you need them Dead or alive?" Akane asked
"Alive though feel free to scare them they are career criminals and could use a good scare" Naruto said with a smile
"Alive? Boring!" Akane groaned out as Elektra looked at her with a smirk
"I like her. She has her priorities right" Elektra said
"You know the rules if they aren't the hand then we leave them alive for the police" Naruto reminded her
"... fine. You heard your weak willed sibling. No killing no matter how easy it'd be" Elektra said with a scowl
"Oi! It's not weak to show mercy so drop the attitude woman. I'm not above hitting a woman no matter how hot she is!" Naruto yelled as he glared at Elektra
"Is she one of your concubines brother? I must admit I approve of her methods" Akane said looking at Elektra appraisingly
"That nonsense Jameson was reporting is true?" Elektra asked with a raised eyebrow as she looked at Naruto
"Gee thanks Akane." Naruto rolled his eyes before seeing Akane was gone
"She's gone she ran off towards the docks" Elektra explained as they heard the sounds of a wolf howling and electricity going off before what sounded like men yelling in pain was heard coming from the docks
"My leg!" a man yelled out in pain
"ah crap it's Just like the teriyaki chicken Incident again. Only far less castration" Naruto groaned out as the two went down to help Akane
"….what exactly is she?" Elektra asked curiously as she watched Akane attack a squad of kingpin's men with her claws while In her hybrid form while ignoring what Naruto said
"she's a mythical creature, a divine wolf called Okuchi no Makami." Naruto said before Stretching his arm and slugging a man in the face knocking him out
"And yet you only have rubber powers? Seems like you got the short end of the stick" Elektra said as she leapt onto a man and wrapped her legs around the man's neck choking him out
"Best death ever" the man groaned as he passed out
"Can I please kill him? Or at very least take his eyes and tongue" Elektra asked gritting her teeth
"…..you can stomp him in the nuts." Naruto told her making Elektra do so with gusto
"Ugh Harder mommy!" The man groaned out in his passed out state as if mumbling in his sleep
"Ok now I'm killing him" Elektra growled out holding up her sais
"Focus we have company!" Akane yelled as her observation haki was going off
"Huh?" Naruto asked before he leapt into the air to avoid a crate being thrown at him
"So you're Joyboy of the Avengers?" A man in a leather jacket with pale skin asked as he made his presence known
"Who's the zombie?" Naruto asked confused
"Lonnie Lincoln. Aka Tombstone. Small time gang leader. Immune to physical damage" Elektra said recognizing the newcomer
"Is that a fact? Let's test that theory" Akane said as she cracked her knuckles at this
"Kingpin offered me a bundle to give his docks extra protection. But I don't have any problem having your bitch fixed if she attacks me Joyboy. Besides you're the one I want to fight here" Tombstone said with a grin
"Bitch? Did he just call me a bitch?" Akane asked with a twitching eyebrow
"Oh crap. Akane calm down!" Naruto groaned as Akane started to let off Conqueror's Haki in spades and her animal form started to become way more feral looking and lightning started to come off her at a rapid pace
"I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!!" Akane roared out before dashing at Tombstone and slashing her haki coated claw into his face. drawing blood
"you actually cut my face!" Tombstone yelled out in shock as he held his face to try and stop the bleeding
"And you're gonna scream like a bitch!" Akane yelled before she tackled the man into a shipping container and started clawing into him. Ripping and tearing into his clothes and Flesh.
"Ok Akane I don't think he can fight now! Plus don't you think using your awakened form is overkill?" Naruto asked as he approached his little sister
"YOU WANT SOME OF THIS?!?!" Akane roared as she looked up at her brother tombstones jacket hanging from her fangs
"If you attack me then no ramen for a month for you young lady" Naruto told his sister firmly who started to growl as she turned back to her human form
"Grrrrrrr I want ice cream!" Akane yelled as she walked away from a bleeding Tombstone
"You alive?" Naruto asked as he approached the gangster
"So…. this is pain? I want a rematch at some point with her" Tombstone said with a bloody grin laughing and coughing up blood
"She just ripped you to pieces and you want a rematch?" Naruto asked baffled
"It's all about the thrill Joyboy. The threat of death ups it even more" Tombstone chuckled out
"If you want a thrill wouldn't you get more out of fighting bad guys rather than work for assholes like Fisk?" Naruto questioned
"Bad? Good? Who cares about right and wrong? Good and evil? It's the thrill of the fight and how you fight. The who's and why's don't mean crap" Tombstone told him with a grin
"I'm sure you didn't used to think that way, didn't you used to have some kind of dream before you were like this?" Naruto asked curiously
"……at one point. Yea I wanted to open up a chain of garages in the city and give jobs to people in my neighborhood. That dream died the moment I became this as a kid though" Tombstone admitted
"Who says that dream has to stay dead? The only way dreams die is when you do nothing to make them come true. The dreams of those willing to risk everything to make them come true will never end" Naruto told him with a smile
"...heh you know I think you missed your calling as a motivational speaker kid." Tombstone admitted with a chuckle
"Hey when you get out I look forward to you trying to chase your dream. No matter what it brings you" Naruto said with a smile before he heard clapping
"Bravo. A wonderful speech from the idiot prince" Naruto, Akane, and Elektra turned to see Sasuke standing in a pile of crates
"Oh good, the Uchiha runt of the litter. I thought you were dead. I was gonna hold a party for your bitch ass funeral. Even had a tombstone and everything. It said he should've been the cumshot his mom swallowed" Akane told him with a scowl while Elektra held out her sais towards him.
"Watch your tongue, Uzumaki tramp. I have no interest in you but your brother" Sasuke said as he dropped down from the crates and landed in front of them.
"Tramp?" Akane growled out her fangs showing
"Akane don't!" Naruto yelled but it was too late as Sasuke held up his hand and suddenly Akane shot at him and when he grabbed her he slammed her hard into the ground making a crater beneath him
"Too easy" Sasuke said with a smirk as he held up the knocked out Akane who was now in her human form before he kicked her into a green portal which appeared in front of her him
"Akane! You're gonna pay for that you bastard!" Naruto yelled glaring at Sasuke
"It's not my fault she has a big head just cause her power has awakened dope. Besides, she'll be fine. She's still in the docks. You're the one I'm here for" Sasuke told him
"... Elektra get Tombstone out of here and go find my sister" Naruto said walking towards Sasuke with a glare
"If you think I'm leaving you-" Elektra was saying before Naruto cut her off
"I said do it!" Naruto yelled as he let loose some conjures haki which caused his body to spark lightly with black and red lightning
"... fine. Don't die on me. You hear me?" Elektra told him before she ran over to Tombstone and picked him up before leaving
"Huh You're getting stronger dope you might actually be worth a real fight for me now" Sasuke said as he took note of Naruto's Haki
"Fight you? No. I'm gonna tear you apart for laying a hand on my Sister" Naruto told him with a glare
"You sure you want to do that? That's not exactly a hero move dope. Besides I'm not the one you should worry about here" Sasuke told him with a smirk
"huh?" Naruto questioned before his body suddenly stopped surrounded by green energy "what the hell is this?!" Naruto yelled at Sasuke
"You've done your part, Uchiha. You may go" Amora said as she appeared in green smoke before Naruto with a grin
"Fine with me. He and I can finish this later. Word of advice don't let her access any of your holes dope" Sasuke said with a chuckle as he walked through a green portal
"So what does the sexy, leggy blonde chick who mind controlled my unjolly green giant friend want with me? Wait let me guess you want me to set you up with Thor right?" Naruto asked
Amora smiled as she approached Naruto and placed her arms around Naruto neck
"……oh jeez" Naruto said as he recognized the look in Amora's eyes thanks to Jennifer
"I no longer have interest in the god of thunder beloved. I have a much greater interest in you. What do you say? You can leave midgard behind and be with me. Just the two of us ruling over our own realm together" Amora said running a finger under his chin
"Pass!" Naruto said as he shook his head rapidly at this
"... what?" Amora asked wide eyed at Naruto rejecting her
"Not that I'm not flattered but this is my home and I like helping people. It makes me feel like I have purpose plus I like my freedom. And lastly I've met you only once before now and you were an Enemy. Not exactly eager to trust you. Especially seeing as you're running around with the duckbutt emo and the renaissance faire reject" Naruto pointed out
"B-but I helped you. I gave you your pet dinosaur you wanted from that savage land!" Amora yelled at him
"Wait, that was you?" Naruto questioned
"yes I gave you your heart's desire. I can give you whatever your heart desires. Even those other women as pets for us." Amora told him
"Hey! They are my friends so watch it!" Naruto yelled at her with a glare
"Pets. Friends, what difference does it make?" Amora shrugged
"Haven't you ever had a friend?" Naruto asked curiously as he raised a eyebrow curiously
"A person To trust who will Betray you in the End anyways? I think not" Amora said with a scowl
"Huh you must have met some assholes before cause I don't do that" Naruto said simply
"It matters not. I will be taking you with me to where the rest of your team is and then we can discuss our future together. I hope you like satin sheets" Amora said before she suddenly ducked under some sais thrown at her "who dares?!" Amora growled out in a rage
"I dare you crazy bitch!" Elektra yelled from a stack of crates
"Dammit woman I told you to find Akane!" Naruto yelled before a loud roar cut him off
"I did" Elektra smirked at this
Amora looked up at the Sky and froze as she saw Akane in her full divine wolf form pouncing at her
"Hands off my brother you bitch! Only I get to kill him!" Akane roared out as she brought her claws down on Enchantress who leapt out of the way. Breaking her concentration on Naruto's paralysis
"How dare you! I would never kill my beloved! You heartless beast!" Amora yelled
"…..eh?" Akane asked genuinely confused
"I second that what?" Elektra asked also confused
"I'll be back, beloved. Soon we'll be together! I need help ending this heartless creature you're related to first!" Amora yelled before disappearing in green smoke
"... and I thought Jennifer was bad" Naruto groaned as he ran his hand through his hair
"what the fuck just happened?" Akane asked her brother turning back into human form
"Apparently one of Thor's Rogue's gallery likes me a lot." Naruto said honestly baffled at this whole thing
"... do you think Kaa-san would approve of her?" Akane asked Naruto with a raised eyebrow
"She's not finding out about this one and before you start I will buy you as much Hagaan Daz as it takes to silence you" Naruto said as he looked at his sister
"…….deal" Akane said as she slightly drooled at this offer
"I think you two should figure out what she meant by the rest of your team being captured" Elektra said as she went to pick up her sais
"That's next on my list though thanks for the assist Elektra." Naruto told her with a smile
"Don't thank me. You're helping me out with my mission. I need you alive so it gets completed." Elektra said as she started to walk away
"Nope I always thank my friends" Naruto said firmly as he crossed his arms making Elektra pause in her tracks before she continued walking away from the Uzumaki siblings
"I think you're winning that one over brother. Which is good she has good birthing hips for future heirs" Akane told him
"What the fuck?! Why is that normal for you to say?!" Naruto yelled at his sister
"What? I refuse to have children. So you will need to pass on our family legacy." Akane said simply
"Yeah cause every guy your age is scared of your crazy ass" Naruto told her with a deadpan tone
Akane barked at Naruto as she switched to her half breed form at this clearly upset at him
"Ok. Ok. I crossed a line. I'm sorry, I'm sure there's a guy out there for you" Naruto held up his hands in surrender
"Perhaps somewhere out there but regardless we have more pressing matters" Akane said as she calmed herself
"She's right you know" a voice said as the two looked up to see Clint on the Ramp of a quinjet hovering over them
"We saw Thor and the others get taken. They're all held captive in the mansion. Except Hulk. He got portaled to another dimension. We're going to pick up Pym in Wakanda for backup. Want a lift?" Clint asked the two
"Thanks Clint" Naruto said as he used his stretching arms to lift himself up into the jet along with Akane
"No Problem just Promise me you're not gonna freak out that your pet dino was captured too" Clint told them
"What?!" Naruto and Akane yelled together both clearly upset at this information
"Get your revenge later. We need Pym for now" T'Challa said flying the quinjet away towards Wakanda
"You guys have a game plan and who all attacked us?" Naruto asked taking a calming breath
"Baron Zemo is leading a group consisting of Abomination, Crimson Dynamo, Wonder man, Executioner, Enchantress, and Sasuke Uchiha" Clint informed him as he pulled up a small hologram projector of each named villain
"Wonder man? Simon's alive?" Naruto asked in shock as he thought he was dead
"Why would you care if a Villain is alive?" Akane asked curiously
"It was a misunderstanding and we failed to save him" Naruto told her with a frown
"He looks like a knock off logia. Bet Itachi would kick his ass in a straight powers fight" Akane said looking at Wonder Man
"Kid he's a guy who was forced into a bad situation by his brother and I'm gonna guess it's the same situation here considering one of them uses magic" Clint said as he had read the files on Wonder Man and knew the whole story since Tony wrote it up.
As a reminder of his failure to save him.
"We can figure out a plan for him with Hank. Let's get him and worry about how we're gonna save our team" Naruto said, steering the conversation to the task at hand.
"I may have a plan but we will need Ant Man with us so I'd much rather say it when we're all together" T'Challa said as he steered the Quinjet
"Great the nark" Akane said with a groan as since she had got here Hank had been bugging her about the rules, at least Steve was more understanding and Tony didn't really bug her. Him asking constantly about their home's technology wasn't helping either
"Nark? Ha!" Naruto asked before he started to laugh making his sister smirk
"hey lay off the guy. If you're gonna mock him at least do it to his face" Clint said with a smirk
"We do" Akane said with a smile
"Yeah why do you think he's getting a bald spot? Stress is the number one cause" Naruto said with a smike
"Oh? So it's not you getting close with Janet" Clint asked with a smirk
akane snorted in laughter at this while Naruto frowned at this
"Ok look I may rib on the guy but he kept ignoring her in favor of his science experiments. I would've honestly backed off if Janet hadn't started to show some interest in me because he kept ignoring her." Naruto told Clint
"I think she just settled for you personally" Akane said with a bored tone of voice
"You still think she's too weak for me? Akane there's more to life than power and strength. They aren't the only traits that define a person" Naruto admonished his sister
"tch. Until she proves her worth I'll consider her a pet for you at best" Akane told him with a scoff getting a glare from Naruto
"Before you two have some crazy sibling brawl in here we should get Pym" Clint said as the quinjet entered Africa
(later Avengers Mansion)
The masters of Evil were gathered around the Avengers mansion. Executioner was patrolling for intruders with Wonder Man while the rest were in the briefing room watching over their captives
"So this is the dope's bitch he likes?" Sasuke said looking over Janet from next to Amora "I don't see the appeal" He admitted
"It matters not. My beloved has interest in her therefore she will be unharmed just like him and his sister" Amora told him with a stern tone of voice
"When can I kill Stark?" Dynamo asked from his suit
"Patience Dynamo. The time will come" Zemo told him
"What sort of game is this Enchantress? You think I shall let you harm my comrades and be your slave?" Thor asked glaring from the table he was strapped to
"Not at all Thunderer. I have a new love interest in your handsome rubber friend. What we had was special but my heart now beats for him" Amora sighed out blissfully
"…..I do believe I owe joyboy a feast of ramen along with my condolences" Thor said wide eyed at this reveal
This got a snort from Sasuke as he smirked "you dodged a bullet thunder god. Too bad you won't live long enough to enjoy it" Sasuke told him
"Your darkness won't defeat me, Uchiha. I am of asgardian blood. And I will never lose to someone as vile and wretched as you" Thor spoke up with a glare
Sasuke glared at this before he made some darkness in his hands "let's test that shall we?" Sasuke asked wanting nothing more than to crush this buffoon into an endless void of pain and agony before a hole broke open in the ceiling
"My ceiling!" Tony yelled irritated at the giant hole
"Fuck off Stark we'll pay you back" Akane said as she, Naruto, Clint, and T'Challa dropped down into the room
"And our final guests have arrived. Come to save your teammates?" Zemo asked with a condescending tone as he drew his sword
"So you do have a little sister eh? The perfect shield" Abomination asked as he got an idea to use her as a shield against joyboy and ran over to her to grab her
"... that's your big plan? Use my sister as a shield? You might be the dumbest son of a bitch I've ever met Blonsky" Naruto said flatly
"Big talk rubber freak! Let's see you hit me no- Oh god she's rabid!" Abomination was saying before he saw Akane transform into her half form and jumped on him and started to bite at him with her fangs
"No ripping out his throat sis" Naruto said simply
"Dobe. It's time for us to finish our little showdown finally" Sasuke said
"That's fine with me I have been wanting to test something out, and you are just as good a target as anyone here" Naruto said as he held out haki infused his arm and blew some air into it
"That stupid bounce man Form? Don't make me laugh!" Sasuke yelled at him irritated
"Naruto be careful!" Janet yelled from her restraints
"Trust me Jan. I got this! Gear fourth!" Naruto yelled as smoke filled the area making everyone raise an eyebrow as the smoke took on a snake like shape before it dissipated. Revealing his arms and legs had only moderately expanded unlike with Bounceman as his hair stood up in a long and wavy form. As if his hair were flames "Snake man!" Naruto yelled looking towards Sasuke
"That's it? not really impressive rubber boy -" Dynamo was saying before…..
"Python!" Naruto shouted shooting his fist out Suddenly what looked like a stretching fist was ricocheting all over the place hitting the walls and getting faster and faster before it slammed into Dynamos helmet not only sending him flying but shattering the helmet
"so fast" Steve said wide eyed having a Hard Time following it's movements
"excellent punch beloved!" Amora shouted with hearts in her eyes as she grasped her hands together
"...Thor can you take her back maybe? Is that an option?" Naruto asked hopefully
"I believe the mortal term for this situation is no take backs" Thor said as he shook his head
"Damn it. Alright will deal with that after I whoop some emo ass" Naruto said as T'challa and Clint fought Zemo while his gaze zeroed in on Sasuke
"This is gonna end the way it should've a long time ago dope. Me standing over you and your sister and taking my place as the true ruler of the village." Sasuke told him
"Oh get over it. Your clan is still respected its your dad's own fault for trying to manipulate you Sasuke" Naruto said as he took a battle stance
"My father is a great man! You all betrayed him!" Sasuke glared at him
"Your dad tried to stage a coup and tried to build you up as some kind of ace in the Hole to beat my mom Sasuke. He manipulated you. He used you. You were a tool for him. I see that. Akane sees that. Mom sees that. Everyone sees it. You're so drowned in your own darkness you blind yourself to the truth! So I'll make you see it dammit!" Naruto yelled at him before sending a punch at him which Sasuke dodge rolled away from
"Black vort-gah!" Sasuke yelled as Naruto's python fist ricocheted into the back of his head
"Your observation haki was always half baked. And your emotions are getting in the way now" Naruto said as he cracked his knuckles
"Ignorant bastard! I'll eviscerate you maggot!" Sasuke growled out
"Ignorant?! That's rich considering I was the only one who tried to be your friend!" Naruto yelled as he sent another punch at Sasuke
"I didn't need your pity! I don't need anything! I am the true heir to the village! I am its true ruler! I am Sasuke Uchiha! I will show you all!" Sasuke yelled his rage fully snapping
"Uchiha calm down" Amora yelled seeing how sloppy and unhinged he was getting
"Quiet you whore! I'll kill you too after I kill him!" Sasuke growled out
"You threaten your own ally? How far you've fallen" Naruto said with a Frown
(Flashback Naruto and Sasuke. Age 5)
At a park in Yamitora village, a young Sasuke was sitting alone as some kids were playing nearby
"It's him right. The holder of Madara's old power?" A blonde haired girl whispered to her friend with pink hair
"Yeah he has that awful power. Daddy said to stay away from him" The pink haired girl said nervously as Sasuke looked towards them
"Hey I-" Sasuke was saying before the two ran in fear making him sigh as he looked down at the ground
"Hey you ok?" a voice asked making Sasuke look up to see a blonde boy with whisker marks
"P-prince Naruto?" Sasuke asked surprised
"Ugh don't call me that. Just call me Naruto! Besides you're from one of the other clans anyway so who cares?" Naruto said with a sigh
"What are you doing here then?" Sasuke asked
"Huh? It's a park. And I'm here to hang out and have fun. Wanna join me?" Naruto asked with a smile
Sasuke's eyes widened at this as he didn't expect this "Yeah let's hang out" Sasuke said with a small smile
(Flashback end)
"The old you would value your friends. You wanted to prove yourself that you weren't evil like people thought. You've become the very thing you hate!" Naruto told him
Sasuke paused at this before he grabbed his head and started to yell as his darkness started to go crazy. Creating a black hole underneath him. Black tendrils swaying erratically while what looked like a snake tattoo on the back of his neck started to form on his neck and slightly spark
"Enchantress send him away! He's a liability!" Zemo shouted before T'Challa kicked him in the face
"Right" Amora nodded as her hands glowed green before she was suddenly pulled towards Sasuke by the gravitational force of his darkness "what?!" Amora yelled in shock as she was being pulled towards the darkness
"Shit hang on!" Naruto yelled before sending his arm at her and bringing her towards him and leaping away from the black void in the floor
"Oh beloved! You saved me!" Amora yelled with hearts in her eyes as she wrapped her arms around Naruto's neck
Naruto ignored this before he set her down while the Avengers got out of their trapped states now that the restraints had faded. "get out of here, all of you. Leave Sasuke to Me" Naruto told them
"Nay Boy of Joys. These villains must be defeated" Thor told him as he swung his hammer around making a portal appear as Hulk stepped through covered in snow.
"Sasuke's power is going haywire. Leave now or you're all gonna get crushed to death dammit!" Naruto yelled at them
"It's amusing to think that we'll let you all go after all the hard work we went through to capture you all" Zemo said drawing his sword
Before Abomination was thrown at his feet lightly bleeding from his neck
"S-so much pain" Abomination groaned out from the floor
"Your next puppet boy! I'm gonna take that sword of yours, shine it up real nice and stick it straight up your bitch ass!" Akane yelled as she raised her mace and pointed it at Zemo
"Wonder man. Kill her" Zemo said unintimidated. Simon started to approach her before he was hit from behind by a yellow energy blast making everyone turn to see Hank holding a large energy gun.
"Sure took your time Pym" Clint said as he readied an arrow
"sorry gathering my tech from the lab took longer than I thought." Hank said as he pointed the laser at Zemo before the mansion shook
"Yaaaaahhhh!!!" Sasuke yelled as he held his head while his power went more and more crazy
Tony who was scanning him with his scanner took note of what his readout was telling him
"Something on his neck is making him go crazy! Some type of bio organism mixed with technology! In the shape of a snake!" Tony yelled out as the floor started to get absolutely covered in darkness
"His neck?" Naruto asked confused
"I'm on it!" Janet yelled as she shrunk down and flew towards Sasuke
"No Don't!" Naruto yelled as Janey flew towards Sasuke
"Alright tall dark and emo get ready for-aghh!" Janet yelled as she was suddenly pulled down by the gravitational force created by the darkness. Being pulled towards the flor
"Leave me alone! Just leave me alone!" Sasuke yelled as he held his head
"What the hell is his problem?!" Clint asked as he fired a arrow at Zemo who blocked with Steve's shield before Steve leapt onto him to claim it back
"I Don't know! This Isn't something I've seen before." Naruto admitted genuinely confused
"snake mark? This seems oddly familiar" Akane said narrowing her eyes before they widened "Orochimaru."
Naruto's eyes widened at this before he scowled "son of a bitch!"
"Who?" Tony asked as he blasted executioner with his repulsors
"Later! Hey bug girl I'm gonna give you a opening when you can move get to his neck and light him up!" Akane yelled at Janet
"c-can't move" Janet grunted out as she struggled to not be pulled into the black void below
"Just wait a minute! Hey duck ass!" Akane yelled as she gave a war cry and jumped at Sasuke and swung her haki infused mace down at him slamming down at his feet and sending him flying. Using his own gravitational pull for more damage
This caused the black void below to temporarily fluctuate
"finally! Take this!" Janet yelled before she took off and flew towards Sasuke who was struggling to his feet and sending her stinger blasts at his neck.
"You will suffer for that you- gaaaahhhhhh!!!!!" Sasuke was growling before Janet fired at the mark on his neck making him freeze in pain as bolt after bolt rained down on the spot. Each blast making him scream in agony.
"Go! Down! Already!" Janet yelled with each blast of her stingers at him
Soon the mark burst from the last blast from Janet causing her to be sent flying back from the force. Or at least she would have had Naruto not stretched his arm to catch her.
"You alright?" He asked as he looked down at her. Still being hugged by Amora
"I'd be better if you weren't still being hugged by an enemy" Janet said with a tick mark
"Hey I didn't consent to this ya know, let go of me woman!" Naruto yelled at Amora who giggled
"Oh darling you're so silly!" Amora said still with hearts in her eyes
Janet growled at this before she flew out of Naruto's hand and got in Amora's face and zapped her.
"Agh! How dare you strike your mistress insect!" Amora growled
"Payback time you bleached bimbo!" Janet yelled as she flew at Amora again to attack her
"w-wow" Naruto said his eyes widening as he watched Janet attack Amora with her stingers which Amora blocked with a magic barrier
"Boy of Joys of you are done gawking at your consorts, might you help us with this battle?" Thor asked as he swung his hammer into Simon sending him flying back from the force of the blow.
"They're not- fine let me end this! Gum gum jet Culverin!" Naruto yelled compressing his fist before sending his fist out towards Simon who braced for impact before the fist suddenly changed direction and hit a wall before bouncing off hitting him in the back of his head and smashing the man through a mansion wall.
"Woah" Akane said in surprise seeing her brother's new attack style.
"I believe we are outclassed here. Enchantress it's time to retreat" Zemo ordered
"Fine, this isn't over insect" Amora said as she glared at Janet, the two having been fighting and having noticeable tears in their clothing before she cast her spell making all the villains disappear including the passed out Sasuke
"And I'm spent" Naruto groaned as he fell on his back and steam started coming out of his body
"You good kid?" Tony asked as he landed nearby
"Need food!" Naruto yelled out loudly
"That's fine I'll have the chefs send up a plate of steaming veggies for you" Tony said with a smirk
"Fuck you old man! You will send my brother a feast worthy of a warrior prince!" Akane said with a glare
"Don't worry fido you're getting a nice raw steak" Tony said with a smirk making Akane growl at him
"You're not gonna try and kill him this time?" Clint asked as he put away his bow and arrows
"For the first time in our lives he has gained my respect. I am proud to call him my brother" Akane said simply
"Thanks sis that's the nicest thing you've ever said to me" Naruto said with an eye roll
"indeed it is. Enjoy the compliment" Akane said as if it was normal
"I'll get you some pizza whiskers" Janet said as she landed next to Naruto and grew to her normal size
"Pizza sounds good" Naruto said with a small smile
"What is pizza? Is it good?" Akane asked curiously getting looks of surprise from the others
"... Naruto you've failed as a brother" Tony said hearing this
"Eat a dick Stark!" Naruto yelled flipping him the bird
"We'll introduce you to it. I'm sure you'll love it" Steve said to Akane
"Are we not gonna talk about the home invasion here?" Hank asked as he put away his laser
"We'll discuss it over dinner. Especially Zemo. He mentioned something to me. He was so sure of his actions. Even saying that his actions would put the whole world in his hands" Steve admitted with a serious tone. Making everyone go silent
(a week later)
"So what's the latest with you and your lady friends?" Peter asked as he and Naruto were on a rooftop looking down an alleyway Waiting for a weapons deal to go down with some of Fisk's men.
"Let's see. I have a crazy ass asgardian stalker now. So how are you?" Naruto asked before he shoved a whole slice of pizza in his mouth
"... come again?" Peter asked with a raised eyebrow under his mask
"Enchantress, blonde, leggy, green dress, works with a big guy with a battleaxe, apparently likes me more than Thor now. He's never been happier hearing that to the point he threw me a feast two days ago. I've never seen so much booze in my life" Naruto admitted with a sigh
"... your social life is crazy" Peter said with a deadpan tone
"yea yea. So how is collecting evidence on fat boy going? it's getting hard keeping Elektra off the warpath" Naruto asked
"It's going well. You guys have brought in enough that Yuri think she can storm Fisk tower soon." Peter said
"Something tells me she will need backup. If you need me call me or Elektra" Naruto told him
"... yeah no offense but I'd rather not trust the murderous ninja woman to help with a raid" Peter admitted
"She's not that bad ya know, she actually calls me by my name now. Not to mention she even laughs at my jokes now…. some of them" Naruto said with a chuckle "Akane even sees her as a bit of a role model" Naruto said with a smile
"... your sister sees the ninja woman unafraid to kill as a role model and thats okay to you?" Peter asked bewildered at this
"Eh she could pick worse role models. At least Elektra has some ethics and her own Code. Not To Mention she's smart, tactical, attractive and her movements are graceful with- she's standing right behind me isn't she?" Naruto asked flatly seeing Peter looking behind him
"Afraid so. Don't let that stop you though" Electra said with a chuckle
"... I see why you have a thing for her" Peter said with a smirk under his mask
"Sellout! Watch your back. My pranks are the things that keep Ant man paranoid" Naruto grumbled out
"Ooh I'm so scared" Peter said with an eyeroll
"As fun as it is to watch you with your friends, I have information for you. Fisk has a mole with your detective friend and is moving to wipe evidence of his entire operation. Your chief of police friend is also currently having her men storm Fisk Tower unknowing of this fact" Elektra told them
"They're moving already? Dammit I need to help them" Peter said before leaping off the rooftop and swinging away
"Wait for me! Shamoo isn't getting away with this!" Naruto yelled as he was about to catapult himself after him but Elektra grabbed his shoulder
"I am coming with you two" Elektra told him firmly
"That's fine I trust you to not kill them" Naruto said as Elektra had kept her promise not to kill any non hand members up to now
"Good. If Fisk wipes All evidence I lose out on potential Hand information. Now let's go" Elektra told him before Naruto picked her up in his arm to her surprise
"You got it! Let's go hook us a whale!" Naruto yelled with a laugh before he jumped off the rooftop and used his free rubber arm to swing while Elektra held onto him with her arms
"... you will tell no one of this" Elektra told him with a glare
"Yeah pretty sure this is gonna get caught on camera of you in my arms. Damn reporters are vultures I swear" Naruto told her
(later with peter)
Later with Peter he had just dropped into the server room which Fisks men were current trying to guard so they could finish deleting everything
"Naughty naughty! You guys need to be more through deleting your browser history" Peter said kicking a thug in the face knocking him out
As he said this the doors opened and a fresh squad of fisks men ran in with guns armed and reay
But before they could fire they heard a Tarzan yell as Naruto smashing them from behind holding Elektra in his arms as he tackled them to the floor
"Thank you for flying Joyboy International. Please rate your trip on our website and get a complimentary dinner with your next ride" Naruto said as he set Elektra down
"Watch your back" Elektra said as she saw one of the thugs getting up and sent a kick into his face. Knocking the man out cold
"Yes dear Naruto said with a feeble tone before he laughed before he ducked avoiding a punch from a goon before slugging him in the face
"Spider Man, Joyboy, and some njnja slut? What was the circus canceled?" A thug asked as he rushed at Joyboy who jumped over him
"Not that I'm one to question how you do your job but name calling? Not a good idea with this one pal" Peter said as he shook his head as Elektra glared at the man as she twirled her sais in her hands before she threw them hitting the man in his wrists pinnkng him to the wall
"Holy shit!" Another thug yelled before he found his mouth webbed up and then punched in the face
"What happened to no killing?" Naruto asked curiously
"He will live. I didn't hit his veins. He's just pinned to the wall for interrogation" Elektra said with a scowl as she turned to the computer and started to type at it and stopped the mass deletion "anyone have a flash drive?" Elektra asked
"got you covered" Peter said as he held up a mini flash drive That had his suit's color scheme.
"Thank you" Elektra said placing it in the computer and copying files to it. "evidence for your cop friend." She said taking the drive out of the computer before reaching into her shirt and pulling out her own flash drive
As she typed an image appeared on the massive computer screen of a big man who was bald this was Wilson Fisk aka the Kingpin
"Spider-Man. Still interfering with my plans. With some help I see" Fisk said with an irritated tone
"Heya Willie! You meet my friends?" Peter asked with a smirk
"I am quite familiar with the rubber fool of the Avengers and hello again Miss Natchios. It has been a while since we last met. They must be desperate if you're aiding them" Fisk greeted the woman
"Fisk" Elektra said with a glare
"Yaaaggggrh there be the white whale" Naruto said with a captains accent as he smiled and waved at the screen getting a snort of laughter from Peter and a slight smirk from Electra
"...amusing" Fisk said with a tick mark appearing on his forehead in irritation
"I also do bar mitzvahs. Don't worry we will be visiting you at your office. So don't eat all the pizza and ice cream!" Naruto yelled with a smile
This resulted in a laugh from Peter and Elektra before Fisk slugged his camera cutting off the video feed
"... I Think he doesn't like me. Not sure why" Naruto said with a thinking pose
"Alright as funny and cute as you are we should move" Elektra said as she turned to leave the room
"Sure thi- Wait You think I'm cute?" Naruto asked following her before pausing
"Focus rubber boy we have an appointment" Peter said as he grabbed Naruto by his ear with his web and pulled him along
(outside fisks office)
As the three heroes entered the next room they saw a group of what looked like NYPD officers in full riot gear
"Great backup for the good guys for once" Peter said with a relieved tone
"Don't count on it bud haki is giving off bad vibes" Naruto said as he used his observation haki to do a sweep of the squad of officers
"Perfect timing. We were just about to call for back up" One of the officers said slowly reaching for his gun
Before Elektra launched herself at the officer and slammed her foot into his face sending him and some teeth flying
"Go after Fisk I have them" Elektra said as she drew her sais and leapt towards the other officers
"...your new girlfriend is crazy" Peter said flatly
"Trust me she's not in the top 3 of crazy women I know" Naruto said with a flat tone as they both walked through fisks office doors
"Didn't deny the girlfriend thing" Peter said with a smirk
"Oh fuck off arachnid kid" Naruto said as he rolled his eyes
(With Amora)
Amora was meanwhile in her hideout with the other masters of evil doing her favorite activity. Watching Naruto do things via a magic portal view screen
"Girlfriend?! Her?! New Love rival!!!!!" Amora yelled as she incinerated a nearby chair with green flames
(Fisk's office)
Naruto and Peter burst into the office and saw Fisk waiting behind his desk behind some bulletproof glass
"Huh swanky office. Though the fat guy kinda ruins it. I'm just happy there's no naked statues of himself littering the room" Naruto said as he watched Fisk put down a notebook he was writing in
"Writing your memoirs Willy? Be sure to include the hyphen in Spider-Man" Peter told him
"Joyboy is one name FYI. Try not to stain your page with barbecue sauce either. I recommend a bib" Naruto said with a smile
"eight years of this insolence and now there's two of you" Fisk said irritated as he pulled out a remote and four turrets came out from four pillars in the room
"Oh god my one weakness!" Naruto yelled dramatically
"Bullets?" Peter asked deciding to play along
"No a fat man holding a remote not connected to a tv. It's unholy" Naruto said mockingly as he switched to gear second
"You insolent-" Fisk was yelling before suddenly Naruto slugged him easily shattering through the bulletproof glass while Peter took care of the turrets
"look I caught a whale. Now to send him to seaworld. Don't worry you'll get plenty of fish" Naruto said gripping Fisk's suit
"I will destroy you!" Fisk growled out sending a punch into Naruto's face. Only for Naruto's head and neck to stretch back
"Sorry willy I'm all rubber. But your free to keep trying until your out of breath and need a hit off a twinkie." Naruto snickered
"You dare mock me?!" Fisk growled out as he grabbed Naruto and swung him into Peter sending them both out of the office
"It gets laughs so yea. Not a fan of that one? I have others. Like You're so fat when you shave marshmallow fluff comes out. Or how about your so fat when you go to the doctor the blood pressure monitor reads 'Why am I wrapped around 3 people?' oh wait no you're so fat your last walk past a buffet closed them down in fear" Naruto laughed
"I'm all muscle you rubber fool! let me show you!" Fisk yelled as he jumped at Naruto and Peter. His fists in the air ready to slam them down on them both only for Naruto send a fast haki infused punch into his gut making him double over
"Hurk!" Fisk groaned as he grabbed his stomach and fell to his knees in shock before falling forward onto his face
"Ooh you are out of shape. Really need to do more cardio dude" Naruto said with a snicker
"That haki does hit hard if it hurts Willie" Peter said as he whistled impressed
As the two spoke the door to the office burst open as Elektra and Yuri came in with a squad of police officers behind them
"oh good you guys came. Hope you have extra large handcuffs. If you need to motivate him I recommend tying a ribeye steak to a stick and leading him" Naruto said with a snicker
This got some laughs from the cops with Yuri as they approached Fisk
"You did good work today you two. Along with your ninja friend here" Yuri said gestruing to Elektra
"Yesh those dirty cops you fought are they-" Peter was asking but Elektra cut them off
"They will live. You will be surprised what you can live through yet still squeal like a pig in agony" Elektra said simply
"Regardless we need to take Fisk into custody so you may all go" Yuri told them
(later )
outside of fisks building Fisk was being led to a police vehicle while the press watched Peter Naruto watching
"Let's go Fisk. It's time to pay the piper" A cop said lifting the now cuffed fisk up with his fellow officers while Naruto and Peter stood in front of the cop car
"Off to Rykers now eh? Don't drop the soap" Naruto snickered
"Good luck Willy! I think you'll need it" Peter said as he waved
"Idiots! I kept order in this city! One month! In one month you'll wish you had me back!" Fisk yelled as he was placed Into the cop car before it drove off before Naruto and Peter leapt onto a nearby rooftop where Elektra was waiting for them
"Well that was fun. Who's for chinese?" Naruto asked with a smirk
"…..I can eat" Elektra said after a few moments of thought
"I can't. I gotta get to my real job. Have fun you two" Peter said as he leapt off the roof and swung away
"Well then miss Natchios. Shall we?" Naruto asked with a smirk holding out his arm for her
"A gentleman huh? Just one thing before we go" Elektra said with a smirk
"Oh what is-" Naruto was saying before finding himself pulled by his collar by Elektra into a searing lip lock. Her tongue shoved down his throat as his eyes widened in shock from the kiss.
CLICK!
"Oh this is so going to the news reporters!" Wade said as he was holding a camera
"Drop it Wade!" Naruto yelled in a panic as he pulled away from Electra
"hmmmm. Nope! Have fun explaining this to your lawyer who's her ex boyfriend and Janet and Laura and Rogue! Bye bye Monkey D Luffy!" Wade said before teleporting away cackling like a mad man
"Get back here!" Naruto and Elektra yelled together as they took off after the merc
(Yamitora Village)
Meanwhile in Yamitora village an alarm was going off and people were yelling and screaming in panic as they ran as building were on fire as what looked like doom Bots were flying over the village and as what looked like an army of the best fighters of the village clashed with the doom Bots what looked like a massive metal dragon wearing a green cloak appeared in the sky and floated over the village
"Yasakani no Magatama!" Minato yelled sending Multiple blasts of light the dragon which crashed into the dragon kicking up a huge dust cloud. Only for the dust cloud to dissipate and reveal the dragon was unharmed
The Dragon then opened its mouth and fired a massive blast at the army attacking his doom Bots sending them flying
"Fucking dragon son of a bitch!" Kushina growled out as she turned into her full kitsune form and rushed at the giant beast only for the dragon to suddenly shrink into a half human and half dragon form as Dr. Doom grabbed Kushina by her throat and slammed her into the ground. Making a giant crater.
"Kushina!" Minato yelled as he was about to dash and help his wife only for a blast of Magma to cut off his dash making him look towards the source "Danzo you traitor" He said with narrowed eyes
"The only traitors to the village are you and your family yellow flash" Danzo told him with a firm tone
"Citizens of Yamitora Village. From this day forward your village is under new leadership. Mine. All of you will kneel before Doom. Or this woman will die" Doom said as he held up Kushina for all the villagers to see as he strangled her with one hand
Everyone in the village looked at Minato for guidance on what to do
"Don't let him win mina-gak!" Kushina was saying before she started to choke and gasp even louder as Doom applied more pressure
"Don't be a fool, you obviously care about your village and want the people here to thrive. And under my rule they will. You have a choice. Will you and your wife die to me as I take control regardless. Or will you two live?" Doom asked
"... we surrender. Just don't hurt her. Please" Minato said as he lowered his head
"You're a very wise man." Doom said as he dropped Kushina before looking at his Doom Bots "lock her and her husband up. Should any villagers disobey my rule they will be executed" Doom said as he looked at everyone
As the doom Bots started to take Kushina and Minato away and round villagers up Shisui was watching from a nearby rooftop
'This is bad. We need to find Naruto and Akane' Shisui thought looking over to his left to see Itachi, a young man with spiky red hair named Gaara, and a brown haired woman in a purple kimono named Shizune. Before opening a door "get in now. We need to get help immediately" Shisui said to them
They all nodded as they all piled into the door which they closed just as a doom bot flew overhead as it surveyed the village for any stragglers.