Inside an elevator of sorts; Rayman was standing in the moving elevator with bags of groceries before it stopped and opened up, revealing his penthouse.
He stepped out of the elevator into his fancy home and set the groceries down on the kitchen table.
"Whew, who'd have thought that getting groceries while living in a penthouse would be such a hassle. Now I know how the Rivera's of Miracle City feel." said Rayman.
He started putting the groceries away as Edd and Sky were doing homework.
"So if I mix ammonia and bleach, I'll get chloramine gas." Said Sky.
Edd nodded.
"Yes." Said Edd.
Sky turned to her boyfriend.
"So what's the formula for mustard gas?" Said Sky.
"C4H8Cl2S." Said Edd.
Sky is shocked.
"It's weird, I know." Said Edd.
A Japanese servant appeared next to Rayman and the limbless hero looked at him.
"Make some Geso, Unagi, and California role with roe eggs Genki." said Rayman.
The man nodded.
"Hai." the servant said before walking off.
Rayman chuckled.
"This is the perfect life." said Rayman.
He then walked to the window and looked out.
"A four story penthouse overlooking all of Toon City. Beat that Rivera's of Miracle City." said Rayman.
The elevator doors opened up and Eddy and Ed emerged from the elevator.
"This is perfect. Though it does seem odd entering a penthouse by way of elevator." Said Eddy.
"Just be glad we've got a swimming pool on the roof of this tower." Said Ed.
"You're right Ed." said Eddy.
"So many bedrooms, bathrooms, and TV's in each bedroom." said Sky.
Then the same servant appeared with different plates of each of the sushi rolls Rayman asked for and gave them to each of the occupants.
He spoke Japanese.
"Yeah, you honor us with your professional sushi making skills." said Rayman.
The servant walked off.
Edd and Sky each grabbed some chopsticks before grabbing one of the same sushi rolls from each other's plates.
"Rich people food." said Edd.
"Good thing CNN is paying for all this." said Rayman, "The penthouse, my health insurance, the servants, everything in here."
Eddy scoffed.
"Big deal, you only got the job because you revealed evidence of Philip Wittbane being a delusional witch hunter with dreams of being a hero who would have killed all of humanity just for not agreeing with his seventeenth century beliefs in the twenty first century." said Eddy.
"And made him traumatized after an encounter with the Ghost Rider that resulted in him suffering in death for all eternity after he was forced to experience the pain and suffering of everyone he's harmed for centuries." said Rayman, "I had a feeling that even he wouldn't survive the Penance Stare."
"No one would." said Eddy.
"But the main author has no plans of going back to doing that fic ever again after the co author's whole speal about only replying to holiday fic PM's regardless of when they need to be finished up." said Rayman.
"I wouldn't either." said Eddy.
Eddy got serious.
"So what's the living arrangements for this place anyways?" said Eddy.
"I already laid claim to the master bedroom the day we first moved in here." said Rayman.
Eddy became shocked.
"What, already?" said Eddy.
"Dude, the penthouse is under my name." said Rayman.
"Shouldn't it be under the name CNN since they're paying for it?" said Eddy.
Rayman sighed and dragged Eddy off.
Outside the penthouse; Eddy was thrown outside Uncle Phil style into the swimming pool.
"Like anyone has ever heard of doing an Uncle Phil in the swimming pool." said Rayman.
Eddy climbed out of the pool.
"Man of the house, gotta respect that." said Eddy.
He walked into the penthouse before a bunch of servants appeared with huge hair dryers which they used to dry Eddy off.
"What is this, Spaceballs?" said Eddy.
The hair dryers turned off as the servants walked off.
"The high life. I'm living like the Jeffersons, only much more richer." said Rayman.
He then laughed.
"Ain't that great?" said Rayman.
"Yes it is." said Edd.
He ate some sushi.
"To think that you were living in a cul de sac at first and now on top of a tower in a penthouse." said Sky.
Edd nodded.
"Yep." said Edd.
"What a way to move on up." said Rayman.
He ate some sushi.
"Mmm, so glad I got a personal sushi chef." said Rayman.
He ate some more sushi.
He burped.
"Fish and rice." Said Rayman.
"I'm just going to go to my bedroom." Said Eddy.
He then became confused.
"Where is it again?" Said Eddy.
"Third level, right side." Said Rayman.
Eddy nodded.
"Okay then." Eddy said before walking off.
Rayman began singing the theme song to the Jeffersons.
"Where's the bathroom in this place?" said Ed.
"There's multiple bathrooms." said Rayman.
The dumb Ed walked off.
Rayman sat down on a recliner and grabbed a TV remote before turning on the TV.
It showed a movie called Airplane 2.
"Shoot the dog." said Rayman.
"That's cold." said Sky.
"No, no, no, cold is people describing that new Marvels film as being woke." said Rayman.
"As well as that Wish Movie, I MEAN COME ON, IT IS AMAZING AND I SAW IT NINE TIMES!" yelled Eddy and he saw that everyone looked at him weirdly. "What just because I scare people and have a temper doesn't mean I don't care for a good Disney movie."
"It was meant to attract the LGBT demo graph and it wasn't well liked, especially with the whole guys cant be beaten by girls deal." said Rayman.
"Doesn't help that Captain Marvel got her ass knocked out by Thanos in Avengers Endgame." said Sky.
"Definitely a woke movie." said Rayman.
Back with Eddy; he walked into his bedroom and sat down on his bed.
He stretched and got a book out.
"This is quite the lifestyle." said Eddy.
He sighed and lied down.
"I love it." said Eddy.
He started reading his book which was titled 'The Rich and Famous Lifestyle for Scammers'.
"Hopefully this way, I can retire rich early." said Eddy.
A servant appeared in the room and started dusting all over the place.
Eddy noticed the servant.
"Uh, what the heck are you doing?" said Eddy.
"I'm cleaning your room, Master Rayman's orders." said the servant.
Eddy grumbled.
"And the reason you're not doing it when I'm not in the room is because?" said Eddy.
"Master Rayman said no exceptions." said the servant.
"That I can understand, but still you think you could've waited? asked Eddy.
"RAYMAN SAID NO EXCEPTIONS!" yelled the servant and Eddy was scared.
Rayman came in and he was mad.
"What is going on here?" said Rayman.
"This prick is cleaning while I'm in the room." said Eddy.
"He has to, I told him no exceptions." said Rayman.
"Well maybe just this one time?" said Eddy.
Rayman did some thinking.
Outside the penthouse; Eddy was thrown out Uncle Phil style and fell in the swimming pool.
Rayman spit on the ground.
"Phooy." said Rayman.