Episode 1: Interesting Introductions
Chris: Welcome back to the ultimate total drama season yet. This season we will see the originals vs the newbies return to see who can be crowned the ultimate total drama champion and take home the whopping prize of 10 million dollars! This season will be similar but different to its predecessors, so stay tuned to meet the contestant of Total… Drama…. Island!
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The camera races around the front of an island to the top of a cliff
Dear Mom and Dad, I'm doing fine
The camera goes off the cliff and merges into the water
You guys are on my mind
Cody is swimming as fast as he can away from Sierra before he is pulled up by a fishing rope to see Gwen and Noah smirking on a canoe Shawna reels him up before the canoe explodes and the camera zooms into the shore with Izzy and Lauren holding a remote and laughing while Lindsay and beth sunbathe next to them.
You asked me what I wanted to be
The camera zooms into the forest to see Eva, Tyler and Axel doing pull-ups on a tree while Ripper watches only for Tyler to fall on his face
And I think the answer is plain to see
Millie, Trent and DJ then run past being chased by a bear screaming past Nichelle, Justin and Caleb admiring themselves in their mirrors as Nichelle judges
I want to be famous
I wanna live close to the sun
The camera switches to Bowie and Courtney on a canoe blocking their ears while Emma and Chase sit in another canoe behind them bickering. They all don't notice the waterfall and fall off lading on top of Damien and Zee sitting on a log and they all fall
Well, pack your bags cause I already won
The camera goes back to the campground as raj and Wayne five each other and Sadie and Katie hug
Everything to prove nothing's in my way
Owen is in the kitchen eating all of the chef's food while Bridgette and Geoff make out next to owen
I'll get there one day
The camera zooms out to Priya and harold side eyeing Mk as she plays with some wires only to be pushed into the water by Julia and then her pushed into the water by Heather as she and Alejandro grin evilly
Cause I want to be famous
The scene then looks to the campfire where Duncan is carving into the Total Drama Island sign before being knocked down by Chef as the whole cast whistles around a fire
(🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵)
I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be Famous
Chris: I think it is time to see our contestants
The camera pans over to a line of some excited and optimistic faces, and some not-so-happy faces.
Gwen: how on earth did Chris manage to get us back on this death trap of an island
Leshawna: You telling me sister
Owen comes up from behind and squeezes the two girls together
Owen: come on guys it's gonna be fun. The gangs are all back together hahaha.
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Leshawna: it's gonna be a long couple of months
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The camera pans to a smirking Julia, rocking a short blonde bob
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Julia: the OGs may have had more experience on the island, but that was then, and this is now, and now I'm here to win it. Now that my hair reached an appropriate length for me to be seen on live television, I'm ready to crush the competition.
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Chris: I've left you all in suspense for long enough. Let me explain the premise.
Chris: this year we will have four teams split randomly amongst you, each team will get their cabin split with boys and girls. You will do challenges each day with the winning team getting a gourmet breakfast…
Cheers are heard from the crowd of contestants
Chris: while the losing team will vote one person off each time. Except for today…
Lindsay and Beth glance to each other worryingly.
Chris: Today, 4 people will be going home!
Everyone: WHAT!
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Heather: Has Chris LOST his mind
Priya: they've never had this many people eliminated at once before
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Chris: now! let's meet the teams!
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Courtney: I don't care who I get, everyone is either too dumb or too scrawny by the looks of it, but I can deal with dumb and scrawny. I'll be fine with whatever team I'm on as long as I don't get in a team with Duncan.
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Chris: On team 1 we have Bowie, Emma, Chase, Nichelle, sierra, Beth, Lindsay, Trent, Courtney and Duncan.
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Courtney: AHHHHH
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Chris: You will be henceforth known as the Ridiculous Rhinos!
Duncan: alliteration… again
Bowie: "Yeah seriously this GAME is ridiculous"
Chris: that's fine.. If you dont like it, You can leave… that will just mean you won't get the chance to win 10 million dollars!
Bowie: Nope nope I'm good. Haha - ( he laughs sheepishly )
Chris: Good ( he smiles). Now on to team 2. Justin, Noah, ezekiel, cody, Gwen, sadie, Leshawna, caleb, raj, millie. You guys will be known as the Slippery Snakes!
Ezekiel still as feral as always takes a sniff of Millie as she grows a concerned look and takes a step away.
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Millie: ok, since when did total drama allow contestants to be mutated?
Gwen: How on earth is Ezekiel legally allowed to be back! ( gwen sinks in her chain arms crossed) and how did I end up on a team with him… this season just got worse
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Sadie: Chris you must have made a mistake, you didn't say that Katie was on our team!
Raj: yeah! Or Wayne!
Chris: No mistake. You're not together this year. Either of you. Get over it!
Sighs can be heard from Raj, Wayne Katie and sadie as they look down sad.
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Raj: This is totally bonkers eh! I can't compete AGAINST wayners! Hes my Teammate!
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Chris: team number 3 consists of Wayne, Lauren, Axel, ripper, Katie, Izzy, Eva, Geoff, Bridgette and Tyler. This team will be known as the Atrocious Alligators!
Geoff: ahh sick name man, i love alligators
Wayne: same man! Their sick
Lauren: I love their sharp teeth which can cause immense amounts of harm in a single bite
Geoff and Wayne stare, eyes wide, at Lauren, slowly backing away
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Izzy: I like her!
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Chris: and finally the last team, the Icky Insects, consisting of Heather, Alejandro, Dj, Harold, Owen, Mk, Julia, Zee, Damien, Priya
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Heather: on a team with a bunch of dweebs and wannabees…. Greeaaaat. At least I have alejandro so my team not a total freak show
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Katie: umm Chriss? What did you say about that whole.. 4 people get eliminated today thing?
Chris: oh right.. Before you get fully settled into your teams there is going to be a race around the island. The first 20 people to make it back here gain immunity. The rest risk being voted off as each team has to decide on one person to send home!
Everyone: GASPS
Justin: and what exactly is the voting being based on if there isn't a team challenge
Chris: I don't care, vote based on the people you like and don't, from previous seasons
Julia gulps and eyes from the people around her glare at her.
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Julia: I've got to win immunity. Based on my work last season, I can see nobody understands strategy and now all of a sudden I'm the bad guy. Geeze, im just playing the game!
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Chris: OK, on your marks…
The contestant gets into a ready position. Kneeling and crouching.
Chris: get set… GO!
The contestant Bolt! Stomping out of the sand and onto the path around the island.
Chris: will our contestants make it around the island safely or will some of them encounter our… um…. Presents... Hehehe… find out when we return on Total… Drama… Ultimate island!