I was so excited to move to a new place for the first time ever. We were moving into South Park in Colorado from Connecticut. When my parents pulled into the driveway of the new house we were staying in, I instantly helped them lug around the boxes into house, and unpacking them. When we were finished, I laid down on my new bed, completely exhausted. After resting for a few minutes, I heard yelling outside. I quickly rose up from the bed and looked out of the window to see two boys outside. One of them was a obese boy dressed as a wizard. He was wearing a red jacket, a turquoise wizard hat, yellow gloves, brown pants, black jackboots, a turquoise fanny pack, and a long blue cape. He had brown hair and eyes. The other one seemed to be dressed as a king, as he was wearing a red ankle-length robe, light green gloves, brown combat boots, and a brown twig crown on his green ushanka. He had green eyes, and curly red hair. Since I knew I had to start making new friends eventually, I walked downstairs, and saw my parents watching TV. "Can I go outside to play? I want to make some new friends." I said. "Of course, just don't be late for dinner!" My mother replied.

I headed outside, straight for the two boys, and when I got as close as I could, I stood still, watching them. The two boys were yelling at each other, the obese boy said "Kyle, we need to find another kid to replace Kenny!" He spoke in a weird accent, like as if he needed to blow his nose or something. The boy with the ushanka said, "Who else can we find, Cartman?" I kept quiet, not knowing what to do next, or what will happen next, but then my shoulder was lightly tapped. I turned around and spotted a blond-haired boy with blue eyes. He was dressed in some strange turquoise-colored knight costume, with a cape and gloves. His hairstyle was also slightly weird to me. The boy said while smiling at me, "You must be the new kid. I'm Butters. What is your name?" Was he friends with the obese boy and the boy with the ushanka? "My name is Alyssa," I said slightly nervously. Butters, still smiling, said, "Would you like to play with me and my friends?" "Of course," I replied. Butters then said, "Okay, follow me."

I followed Butters closely, and as we approached the two boys, they stopped talking, turning to look at us. "Alyssa, I'd like to introduce you to Eric," Butters said as he pointed to the obese boy. He then pointed to the boy wearing the ushanka, and said, "I'd also like to introduce you to Kyle." I was confused, since I heard Kyle call the obese boy "Cartman". I turned towards Kyle. "I heard you call the wizard boy "Cartman", but Butters here called him Eric." "Eric is his given name, but we usually call him by his surname, Cartman. He prefers it, too." Kyle said. I scratched the top of my head. "Oh, that makes sense. But who's Kenny?" "He's one of our friends. He wears a orange hoodie that covers his face. He's at the hospital, getting surgery as we speak." Kyle said. "Can she play with us?" Butters asked. Kyle and Cartman looked back at each other again. "Have we ever had girls play with us before? I don't think she should play with us." Cartman said. "Why?" Kyle asked, slightly angrily. "Because she's a girl- Ouch!" Kyle smacked Cartman in the head before turning towards me. "Alyssa, please forgive this miserable fat fuck of a friend of mine. He's a bit of a misogynist." I was slightly surprised at the colorful language, but I giggled a little bit at it, even though I was slightly offended at what Cartman said. "Kyle, she doesn't need to know that, you fucking Jew!" Cartman shouted, before Kyle covered his mouth with his hand. "Of course she can play with us!" Kyle said, grinning. "Since you're new, I'll show you the ropes. Follow me."

I followed the three boys into a somewhat messy playground, that had much of its defenses and buildings made of wood. "This is the Kupa Keep kingdom," Kyle said, "or Zaron, if you prefer." He subsequently introduced me to Clyde, Craig, Jimmy, and Tweek while showing me around. Clyde was dressed as a knight, seemingly a rookie one. He had brown hair and eyes. He was slightly clumsy and air-headed but seemingly good-hearted. Craig was dressed as a thief, with red gloves, a scarf, and a cape. He had a blue chullo hat, black hair, and bright yellow eyes that made my blood turn to ice for a bit. He would randomly stick his middle finger out, and his voice made me think he's way older. He's a boy of few words, enigmatic, and seemed nearly emotionless. Jimmy also had brown hair and eyes. I believe he was dressed as a bard. He had crutches. I could hardly understand what he was saying, because he talked too fast, and would clam up. Tweek had messy blonde hair and blue eyes. His hair was identical to a male lion's mane. He was dressed as an archer in an unusual way, he had dark paint on his arms and around his eyes. He was shirtless. Just like Jimmy, I could barely understand what he was saying. He was extremely antsy and hyperactive. Unsurprisingly, I was told he drinks a ton of coffee on a regular basis. I assume the coffee itself had to be at least fairly warm, or hot, since I'm surprised he's not cold, at least while wearing his archer outfit.

"We'll tell and show you the rest tomorrow," Cartman said, holding his head. I nodded, and was walking out of Kupa Keep. However, I soon bumped into someone that was running. I was slightly dizzy, fell on the ground on my bottom, and I heard the person say, "Oh, fuck! I'm so sorry! Are you okay?!" They helped me get up off the ground, and while I regained consciousness, I recognized they were a boy that was gaping at me. He was wearing a knight-like outfit with a blue helmet with silver accents that also had a red panache, a sleeveless brown tunic, a dark brown belt with a dark gray sheath holding a silver medieval knight sword, a grayish-green cloak, silver vambraces, blue pants, and black bucket-top boots. His hair was black and his eyes were blue. Like the rest of the boys I've met in South Park, and myself, he was white. He was slightly taller than me. I was blushing a little bit as he was still gawking at me. "Knock it off, Stan! You're creeping her out!" Kyle yelled. The knight boy slapped himself in the face to regain consciousness, and he then walked past me. "Sorry I'm late, guys," the knight boy said. "I had to do late chores for my parents. By the way, who's that girl, and is she playing with us?" "That's Alyssa, and yes, she's playing with us," Kyle said. "She just moved into South Park today." The knight boy then rushed over to me, and shook my left hand his his right hand. "Once more, I'm sorry I bumped into you. I'm Stan, by the way." "It's okay, Stan. I hope we become good friends soon." I said, nervously, taking my leave after he nodded.

As I returned home, I opened the door to see my parents at the table, sitting and waiting for me. Dinner was out too, and it was sirloin. As I sat down on a chair, my father said, "So, Alyssa, did you make any new friends?" "Yes, dad, I did," I said. I told my parents everything that happened today as I was eating my dinner. "That's nice. We're glad you finally made friends, dearie. Also, we have selected a school here for you to attend. You'll be going there tomorrow, Alyssa." My mother said. I nodded as I ate my dinner. Afterwards, I watched TV with my parents for a couple hours before I went upstairs to my bedroom when it was bedtime. I went straight to sleep after brushing my teeth and putting my pajamas on.

I was thinking about Stan. He was so handsome. His black hair complemented his blue eyes in a slightly strange but ultimately breathtaking way. His eyes, in particular, were absolutely gorgeous, they were Egyptian blue. He had the classic fringe hairstyle, and his black hair seemed like it would silky. I knew when he was gaping at me, he couldn't comprehend how beautiful I was. Aside from my eyes, which were the same color as Stan's eyes, albeit slightly lighter, and my brown hair that's in a long bob with no bangs, I don't really consider myself gorgeous. I always thought beauty was such a petty thing to prioritize, and I hated anything feminine. I was concerned that my parents would think and say I act too much like a boy, but even if they did, I wouldn't care. I was never like any of the girls at the school I used to go to in Connecticut. They all were interested in the usual. Pink, dolls, makeup, gossip, tea parties, and boys. As for myself, I was interested in sports, video games, skateboarding, and Heavy Metal. My favorite color is orange. I had to wonder why Stan of all people, thought I was so beautiful, when all the other boys seemingly didn't. Could he have been suffering? I had to also ponder whether or not he was single, or if he currently has a girlfriend. If he does have one, then I'm out of luck if I wanted to be a wife and a mother when I'm old enough, which I currently am not worried about. I'm only ten years old, though I'm aware that may change sooner or later. To be with Stan would be a pipe dream. While he seemed like a very sweet boy, and a handsome one at that, that's all moot if I can't be with him. If I had to get married to a boy, it would be one I truly loved. For me, it would be Stan, as of now. I can't decide if I truly want him or if it's just a crush, but I'm sure I'll come to a conclusion eventually.

I suddenly woke up upon a bright light going over my face. I looked out of the window. The light went towards Cartman's house, and with a quick bright flash, it disappeared. I thought it was nothing important despite being unusual, so I closed my eyes, and headed back to sleep.