TEX'S PREDICAMENT: A Helluva Boss fanfic by shadowgirl999

Vortex confesses something very private to Beelzebub, scared of how she'll take it. Rated M for nudity, adults only.

"Damn, I think I outdid myself." Beelzebub said as she walked down the halls to a huge, hive-themed bedroom and stretched out her 4 arms. "Thanks for the help, Tex."

Vortex smiled as he opened the door for her, his one good eye looking at the queen of gluttony as she sashayed into the bedroom, swaying her hips sexily. He gulped as she stroked his arm, worried about her reaction to what he had to tell her. but that would come later, now he walked past her golden bed, which was shaped like a hexagon and scented like honey.

"No problem, babe." he said as he closed the door and lay down on his workout bench, taking off his shirt and lifting a large pair of barbells. "I've got to work off some of that food, see you in a bit?"

"Of course, baby. I'll go shower up." Bee said, stroking Tex's bare, muscled chest as he gulped. "Hurry up, though. I've got an appetite of a different kind right now…"

Tex shuddered as Bee walked into the bathroom and turned on the shower, some of her clothing being tossed out the door as he watched. He couldn't handle hiding anymore, he needed to tell her. but how could he come out about something that could break their relationship?

"Hey, um, Bee?" he said as he lifted his weights again.

"Something wrong, babe?" Bee's voice asked as the honey shower turned on with a buzzing sound. "Or do you want to join me in here? Because if that's the case, don't be shy, you know you can just come in. I'm a deadly sin but it's not like I've got anything you haven't seen before."

"It's not quite that…" Vortex said as he continued bench-pressing. "…I need to tell you something."

"What's wrong?" Bee asked as the shower turned off. "Are you okay, babe?"

Vortex set his weights down as Beelzebub walked out of the bathroom, naked but for a towel and dripping in honey. He gulped and looked at her, worried and shaking.

"Babe, you're shivering!" Bee said, sitting down next to him and hugging him close. "Did somebody hurt you? If that bitch Verossika insulted you or abused you on your job-!"

"No, it's not that." Vortex said as he rubbed his arm, enjoying the feel of Beelzebub hugging him with all 4 arms.

"Did I make you feel bad?" Bee asked as she looked at him with her big bug-like eyes. "What did I do?"

"It's nothing that you did, Bee." Vortex said as he leaned back on the bed. "It's just…"

"Look, whatever it is, you can tell me." Bee said as she straddled Vortex's lap and cupped his face in her hands, using her other 2 pairs of hands to hug him and stroked his muscled arms. "it's okay."

Vortex sighed, smiling as he saw Bee's eyes staring into his. He gulped and took a deep breath.

"Thing is, Bee…I'm asexual." He said as he let out the breath.

Bee looked at him with a look of confusion and raised an eyebrow, looking puzzled.

"Okay, that's a good one." she said with a smirk. "I mean, I didn't know you could lead up to a joke like that."

Vortex's face fell as Bee held it in her hands, making her heart drop to her ovaries as her eyes widened. She knew now this was no joke.

"Oh shit…" she said, her face falling as she let go of Vortex's face and leaned back on his lap. "…you're serious."

Vortex nodded, shuddering as he gulped. Bee held his hands with two of hers and looked at him looking all sad.

"You mean…you don't feel the need for sex…at all?" Bee asked as she cupped his face with 2 of her hands.

"Not really." Vortex said as he looked at the wall, looking sadder. "I've just…never felt the desire for it."

"But I don't get it, you fuck my brains out whenever I'm in the mood." Bee said as she adjusted her towel so that it didn't squeeze her breasts.

"Well, yeah. When you're in the mood…" Vortex said, crossing his arms nervously.

Beelzebub thought on this for a minute, then gasped when she realized the meaning behind his words. She immediately hugged Vortex, dripping in honey and shuddering as honey tears fell from her eyes.

"Oh Satan…you mean you didn't want to do it?" Bee said as she squeezed him tight.

Vortex shook his head, tears falling from his eyes.

"Oh fuck…" Bee said, hugging him close. "…are you okay, baby?"

"I'm all right, babe." Vortex said as he hugged her back and wiped the sticky tears from her eyes.

"How? I've been raping you!" Bee said as she set Vortex on the bench and backed away, wrapping her wings around herself and turning away from him. "You didn't want it and I was-!"

Suddenly, Vortex's large hands pulled her wings apart as he looked her in the eyes with his one good eye. Bee felt his paws grasp her head and hold it gently, his soft but strong paws comforting her.

"It's okay, Bee. You didn't rape me, I just…played along." Vortex said as he hugged her.

"Still, if it wasn't consensual…I feel like that fucker Valentino." Bee said, kissing his paws as she screwed her eyes shut.

"What? No!" Vortex said as he pulled back and looked her in the eyes. "Look babe, you didn't know. I haven't told anybody before tonight, and you had no way of knowing. I just did it because I knew it made you happy."

Beelzebub sniffled as Vortex wiped her honey tears away, kissing her in a full-on muzzle-to-muzzle kiss. Her body felt limp as he hugged her closely, making her melt in his arms.

"Look, just because I have no interest in sex doesn't mean you raped me." Vortex said as he kissed her again. "I consented; I just didn't have much interest in it. people think being asexual means we never have sex, but really, it's just that it doesn't interest us, we don't desire it like other people do."

Bee sniffled and leaned into Vortex's chest, hearing his soothing heartbeat. She looked into his eyes with her own big eyes, her colorful midriff glowing as she hugged him.

"You promise it was all consensual?" she asked, wiping more of her tears away.

Vortex kissed her eyes, making her smile as he kissed away the honey tears with his lips.

"I promise." Vortex said as he held two of her hands. "Don't feel bad, Bee. Please don't cry."

Bee inhaled deeply, closing her eyes and blinking away tears. She exhaled and drooped slightly, her body feeling lighter now.

"How do you feel?" she asked, looking at him as she placed a hand on his shoulder.

"Like a weight's been lifted from me." Vortex said as he kissed all 6 of her hands. "Thanks, babe. I'm just sorry I made you feel bad, honey."

"Tex…consent matters no matter what sex you are and whatever your orientation." Bee said as she held his head with two of her hands. "No matter what, you tell me if you do not like something I do to you. You know me, I'm all about fun and overindulgence, not forcing something on people who don't want it. And if I need to…take care of myself…in bed, I can do that easily."

"Okay, babe." Vortex said, leaning back on the bed as she wiped her eyes.

"Did you ever...have a partner who knew about it?" Beelzebub asked, looking at him with concern.

"Only once." Vortex said, looking upset. "She...didn't take it so well. We ended up breaking up after that third date."

"Tex.." Bee said as she held his hands. "...I'm sorry that happened. She broke up with you because you came out?"

"Yeah." Vortex said, placing a paw over his one good eye. "She didn't like the idea of a sexless relationship. Part of the reasons I've never told anybody else."

"I'm so sorry." Bee said as she sat on his lap.

"It's okay, it was a long time ago." Vortex said as he kissed Bee's hand. "Thanks, baby. I feel much better now."

"Well, I guess I could get back to that shower." Bee said as she stood up.

"I'll join you." Vortex said as he stood up from the bench.

"Baby, you don't have to-" Bee started before Tex kissed her full on the muzzle, making her wings spring out erect.

"I'll scrub you clean, babe." He whispered as he undid his pants and then pulled off his vest, his underwear coming next.

Bee smiled as Tex, now naked, followed her into the shower. He picked up a bar of honey soap and scrubbed her body, starting with her wings. Bee giggled as the sensitive insides of her wings were scrubbed, turning around as Tex kissed her.

"Naked kisses and cuddles, nothing more." Bee whispered as she held him tightly. "I promise."

Tex held her in his huge arms, scrubbing her body all over as she washed his hair with beeswax shampoo. He kissed her full on the muzzle as she turned around, allowing him to clean her back. Bee then rinsed her hair and scrubbed Tex's hair, rinsing the soap out as inhaling the scent of honey. She loved him so much, he was so thoughtful and sweet to her even at the expense of his own comfort. Despite how she never would have wanted him to do that, Beelzebub loved him for it since it showed his compassion towards her as she turned off the shower and hugged him close.

"Now, let's head to bed." She said as she took his hand, leading him out of the shower and drying off with a towel and her six arms. "I've got an orgy in mind for us tonight. Don't worry, its one that you'll love."

"What kind of-?" Tex began before Bee waved her hands.

An enormous table of food appeared before them, filled with every kind of food imaginable. Tex licked his lips as he walked, naked and hand-in-hand with Bee.

"Dig in, babe." She said as she sat down at the table, her firm breasts heaving as she breathed. "Eat to your heart's content."

Vortex picked up a huge turkey and chewed right into it with a huge bite, followed by Bee as she sat naked and ate an enormous plateful of fritters. He then gulped down a huge cupful of wine as Bee gobbled 6 handfuls of lemon cakes, her mouth stretching open wide as she washed it down with a gulp of wine from a cup Tex could swim in.

"Thanks, babe. Now this is the kind of indulgence I can get behind." Tex said as he finished the turkey and ate a couple of handfuls of spare ribs.

"Anything for you, Tex." Bee said, stretching out on the bed and teasingly laying out several giant fish on her naked body, strategically covering her vulva and breasts. "Now eat up."

Tex laughed and ate the fish while licking her bare skin, making Beelzebub quiver as she lay exposed and happy. He then lay down on the bed as she straddled him, her bare body within full sight as her thighs clenched down on his muscular abs.

"Open wide." She whispered as she created a huge pair of beehive-shaped layer cakes with 7 layers each, teasingly holding them over her bare breasts before gently sliding one of them into Tex's open jaws. "Time for dessert, baby."

Tex slowly swallowed the entire cake and chewed, licking his muzzle before accepting the second cake. The layers of baked goods vanished into his jaws as Beelzebub slowly pushed the last of it into his mouth and then created a giant sundae, gently pressing it to his lips.

"Want more?" she asked, receiving a nod in return from Tex. "Take a big bite, then."

Tex chewed into the sundae, chomping down on the entire ice cream in one bite before Bee grasped his jaws and pulled them open again.

"Not all at once, baby! You'll get brain freeze." she said, giggling as she scooped out half the sundae and shoveled it into his mouth. "Slow and steady, take it easy."

Tex ate the first half of the sundae and swallowed, smiling appreciatively as Bee shoveled the last of it into his mouth. He then sat up and rubbed his stomach while licking his jaws, smiling happily.

"Are you okay, baby?" Bee asked as she straddled his lap, looking into his eyes as she held him with four of her hands. "Are you full?"

"Just about." Tex said, hugging her tightly as their bare skin and fur touched, the two nude lovers pressed against each other. "I could use some of that lovely honey of yours."

"No problem." Bee said, snapping her fingers as two giant beehive-shaped kegs of honey appeared. "Just take it easy, you know how strong this shit is. This may be a food orgy, but that doesn't mean I want you to deliberately neglect your health."

Tex kissed her full on the muzzle as she blushed, giggling cutely as her wings buzzed appreciatively. He then poured a large mug of honey liquor and drank from it, closing his eyes at the lovely taste of her honey as it ran down his throat.

"Bee? Thanks so much for this." He said as he held one of her hands, gulping down honey as she tilted the entire keg to his lips and let him chug until he held his hand up in a stop signal.

"No problem, baby." Bee said, stretching out and letting her wings buzz for a minute as she set the keg down. "I'll just warm up the bed, you eat to your heart's content."

"Actually, I got something for you today." Tex said, drinking more of the honey and then licking his lips. "You see, I was planning on telling you I'm Ace, so I got something to help out a little."

"Ooh, now I'm intrigued." Bee said as she lay on the bed, her nude form stretched out as she spread her thighs. "What is it?"

"Wait right here." Tex said as he stood up and walked towards the door, walking out as Beelzebub sat patiently and leaned into the bed.

She closed her eyes both to rest for a few minutes and to hold the image in her memory of his toned ass and large, fluffy tail swaying as he walked away. Bee folded her legs into a lotus position and breathed deep, the scent of honey inhaled into her nose. Her 6 arms were held up like an Indian goddess, held in 3 different positions. She then felt a familiar paw patting her shoulder and opened her eyes, which then widened in surprise at what he was holding.

"Babe…this is so thoughtful!" Bee said as she looked at what he held in his strong hands. "Where did you even find this?"

Tex was holding a large throne shaped like a giant beehive with a depression in the seat for a female's crotch and vibrators aimed directly at said female's private parts, covered in bumps and beads for extreme pleasure. The backrest was shaped like a chunk of honeycomb, covered in soft rubber with six armrests shaped like bee's legs and some cuffs for the neck, all six wrists, her thighs and her ankles. He smiled as he placed it in front of Bee and bowed, making her giggle.

"In the Lust Ring, at this shop called 'Lair of Osmodeus'." He said as he positioned it next to the bed. "I had it custom made to fit your aesthetic, especially since you need more cuffs for your limbs."

"Tex…this is so sweet! You didn't have to do this, it must have been expensive." Bee said as she stood up and walked towards the throne, feeling the honeycomb texture with her 10 left fingers.

"Naw, don't worry. Verossika pays well and I love to spoil you." Tex said as he gently helped her to her seat. "I'll help you in and make sure it's on, then you just lean back and ride it out."

Beelzebub kissed him as she sat down on the throne, feeling so regal as she was cuffed into place, all 8 limbs clamped down to the armrests.

"You wanna start out slow, or go all the way?" Tex asked as he kissed her, Bee pressing her muzzle into his to deepen the kiss.

"Start out slow, baby. Let's see how this goes." Beelzebub said, leaning into the throne. "Let's go."

Tex pressed a button on the remote and sat down on the throne, sitting on her lap as Beelzebub flinched at the extreme vibration she was feeling. The entire throne shook like mad, emitting a low buzz like a million bees as it did so. Her womanhood shook and tingled as it was nestled in the slight depression of the throne, making her grip the armrests with her six sets of hands and grit her teeth. Bee was unable to close her thighs seeing as they were clamped in place along with her ankles, and her arms were held in place. This was heavenly to her, restrained and pleasured, unable to resist as her strong, loving boyfriend dominated her.

"You want me to turn it up?" Tex asked, placing a hand on her middle right hand.

"Ooh Satan, it can go higher than this?" Bee asked, gasping slightly as she felt her body tingle like mad.

"This is the lowest setting; I'd never start you out full blast." Tex said as he held up the remote.

"Oh heaven, yeah! Turn it up!" Bee gasped as she leaned into the backrest. "Ooh fuck, this feels so good…"

She moaned as the vibration increased its intensity, Tex turning it up from WARMUP to BLISS. Bee tried to close her thighs to no avail, both due to the cuffs and Tex sitting on them, moaning as she felt herself growing sticky down there. she shuddered and bit her lip as the vibration became dull, Tex turning it to ECSTACY right on cue and making her struggled to close her thighs again. He then kissed her right on the muzzle, his naked body straddling hers as she sat on the throne.

"M-More…" Bee begged, shuddering with pleasure as the vibrations dulled again, throwing her head back as she struggled not to cum.

Tex leaned back on her knees, turning the remote to RAPTURE and making Bee gasp out loud. Her juices were dripping down her legs and over the ribbed surface of the beehive throne she sat upon, which was shaking so hard it felt like a space shuttle taking off. Bee moaned louder as her wings beat madly, her lava lamp-like hair glowing brighter and bubbling like actual lava.

"Ready for the last stretch?" Tex whispered as Bee nodded so fast he worried her neck would crack for a second. "Okay, hold on tight."

He then turned it up to the final level, titled PARADISE, and the throne shook so violently it actually bounced up and down, making Beelzebub vibrate along with it. She opened her mouth wide and threw her head back in the cuff surrounding her neck, screaming so loud that it hurt Tex's ears.

"OH…DEAR SATAN, FUCK!" Bee screamed at the top of her lungs, cumming so hard she nearly fell off the throne.

Her orgasm rocked her entire body as her hair appeared to erupt like lava, flashing bright yellow and orange and flickering so much it hurt Tex's eyes. She threw her head back as much as possible, the beehive between her legs slowly stopping its mad vibrations as she started to slump down slightly on her throne. Suddenly, another orgasm rocked her world, making her cry out loud and clench her hips as much as possible while bound, which only triggered a third orgasm, which in turn triggered a fourth. Bee then flopped down in the throne, her orgasms making her feel weak.

"Holy fuck…this is…fuck…I can't…" she gasped, shuddering and struggling against the cuffs binding all six of her wrists. "For the love of fuck…that was…amazing!"

Tex kissed her full on the muzzle again and unlocked the cuffs one at a time, feeling her six arms wrap around him as her legs gave out from under her.

"Holy shit, I can't stand!" Bee said as she laughed uproariously, her lava-lamp midriff bubbling madly. "Baby, you really did a number on my pussy."

"Did you like it?" Tex asked as he carefully picked her up bridal-style and carried her to the bed, placing her on the soft hexagon-shaped mattress.

"Like it? I absolutely craved it!" Bee said as she hugged him close with her 6 arms, cupping his head and kissing him as he closed his eyes in bliss. "Holy fuck, you are so thoughtful. Thank you so much."

"No problem, babe." Tex said as he leaned back on the bed and spooned her, snuggling into her nude body and cupping her breasts with his warm paws. "How are you feeling?"

"Like a queen." Bee said as she buzzed appreciatively. "Tonight was amazing, baby. Thank you."

She turned around for a second and kissed Tex full on the muzzle, making his eyes close as he snuggled into her body to warm her. Bee smiled as his large paws cupped her breasts once again, fitting her body perfectly.

"Your paws are the best bra I could ever wear, baby." Bee said with a buzz of pleasure. "I wish I could wear them all the time."

"Well, I would need a bone saw for that." Tex said with a smirk before Bee turned to him and kissed him.

"I was kidding, babe. I don't want anything to happen to those lovely hands." Bee said as she kissed both paws, liking the taste of his fur. "Thank you for the wonderful night, I'm so proud of you for coming out. From now on, don't keep me in the dark about your needs, or lack thereof. Tell me what you want and I'll give it to you."

"Thanks, Bee. I love you so much." Tex said as he kissed her paw in a gentlemanly fashion, making her giggle. "Now let's let all that lovely food settle, I'll spoon you all night long."

"Goodnight, babe." Bee said as she rolled around to let him spoon her.

"Goodnight, my queen bee." Tex whispered in her ear, making her thighs tingle.

Tex drifted off to sleep, his body pressed to Beelzebub's as two pairs of her arms bent backwards to hug him. As the two of them cuddled, naked and shameless, Bee smiled as he silently breathed behind her ears, the soothing sound making her relax. She had so much fun with him, and she knew their relationship would be very different, but in the best way possible. Bee felt so privileged knowing something so private about him, and she knew that she loved him no matter what. Tex was still the same, just more naked than before. Nothing had changed. Well, maybe their date nights, but she was down for more orgies like this one. Especially if it was in their bare skin. She had solved Tex's predicament.

The end

I don't write about asexual people much, and even when I do it's mostly just my headcanons. I hope I do them justice. Please review!