Of Vet's and chicken's
Summary: Doctor Strange is new to the team he's also new in baby sitting Storm almighty.
There's a reason on why he has doctor to his name. It was a professional title he had earned it and he had gained it, there for making him a very proud working Doctor of the medical field. He was many things, egotistical, headstrong, and depending on which parent you ask he was stubborn. However, there was one thing he was not and there for he was not a vet.
So, when forced to be on baby sitting duty to the Great and ever so famous Tony Stark he was not expecting to find himself looking after a hen wth a lazy eye.
This was not a good sign. Chickens weren't born with lazy eyes meaning that said chicken decided to be clumsy today and run into a wall and then run back at him, begging for attention because heaven forbid she had a lazy eye. So, naturally Doctor Stephen Strange glared at the chicken. He glared.
The last thing he wanted was to be kicked out of the tower by a furiously Tony Stark all because his chicken decided to be clumsy today. Oh, the wonderfulness, Doctor Stephen Strange thought bitterly to himself as he stared at the animal.
"If you were human I'll take you to an eye doctor," he said being unimpressed with all the sudden news.
Especially since he knew what it was for you see this was no normal chicken then again nothing in his life was ever o normal at all. In fact, it was so not normal that he found himself with a reborn chicken.
"You were human and you wen't down to the pecking order and become a chicken?"
Storm looked at him funny with his one good eye blinking rapidly at him.
"Yes, you. A chicken, you've turned yourself into a chicken."
That said chicken pecked at the stone titles.
"How typical. You didn't like your last life so you wished to be a chicken got reborn, stolen by a billionaire and now your here,"he leaned forward to get a better good look at the chicken lazy eye. "Am I corrected?"
"Ba-wrack," said Storm deciding that the best cause of action. Was to peck his shoe, Doctor Strange was not at all impressed.
"Oh, how wonderful. Now, fear me."
He could eat that chicken he could calm it as his own he could throw it away, he could do this and he could do that, but then he would be kicked out and sent to court and he does mean actual court. There was a courthouse and all in town and he's seen many times especially when hovering about. This is why he fears that chicken upset it and then he upsets the Champion of technology.
"If you hadn't hit your eye on the door then none of this would've happened. What's so ever," Doctor Strange said in a matter of factly.
"Ba-wrack," said Storm.
"Yes, yes I know I'm dull to you in every sense of the way." Doctor Strange said waving his hand in an indifference way.
The chicken huffed straighten her long feathery neck in the process as if to say that is a fact.
"You are very fussy with the people you hang around. It explains why you died as a hermit in your past life."
The chicken didn't Ike that fact and glared at Doctor Strange through her one good eye. Before she decided o peck at his shoe very vicious he might add.
"Great, I'm stuck with a chicken. Now, what?"
Peck, peck, peck, went the chicken.
"Tony Stark, I am a human Doctor meaning what?"
"Ah," the billionaire said as if unsure.
"I look after humans not off animals." he said flattery.
"But Storm."
"Lazy eyes for animals fix themselves within a day by themselves. Any drug given to a chook might kill it."
"So, she's fine?"
"Yes, she is fine," he huffed and Tony Stark smiled nervously.
Then it dawned on him the chook was gone.
"Dun-dun-dun," said Hawkeye whom was in the air vents.
"I don't know who's weirded your friend in the air vents or you with that chook."
"My Storm though," Tony Stark said with the biggest puppy dog eyes he had ever seen.
"I can see why you don't get sued," Doctor Strange said. "Now, explain Hawkeye? Because I'm the new one."
"It's meh thing," said Hawkeye.
"It's very much his thing," said Tony Stark.
And, then the worst happened that said chook decided it was best to run away and so she did leaving a panic Tony Stark behind and a worried Doctor Strange. Not as if Doctor Strange would show his worry of course not he would remain indifference.
"Now, where would she go?"he wondered.
"To the air vent's," said Tony Stark.
"Oh no," said Hawkeye.
"Oh, what a bother," said Doctor Strange.
And, off they went finding themselves in the air vents and following a Hawkeye all three fully grown men looking for a chook and then they found her sitting on her nest, hiding her eggs and her lazy eye fully heal. Of course after her egg laying days she still went to the vet soon after much to Storm dislike.