A/N: So I don't write a lot of threesomes. I tend to avoid them when I can. I also don't tend to stick to the normal rules of like wizards don't have access to muggle technology. If you don't like it, then don't read the story. I don't need a comment telling me how much my use of muggle technology pulled you out of the story. It's my story and I write what I want.
This story was written to fulfill my #HHBingo23 square, O4: Accidental Marriage - a trope I love but don't every write.
This was also used to fulfill an OLD roll a drabble for Hermione's Haven - Roll A Thon - October 2020 - Threesomes. The roll was Severus Snape and Accidental Marriage! I had to pick a third for the couple. Thank you articcat621 for the idea of Lucius.
I'd like to xxDustNight88 for prereading this piece in the mess that it was before I got it to Grammarly.
I do hope you enjoy!
Love always,
~starr
The morning sun warmed Hermione's face, causing her to groan, tugging the blanket over her face. No matter how hard she tugged, the blanket wouldn't move past her shoulder. She opened her eyes slowly and glanced over her shoulder, noticing the sounds of subtle snoring echoing around the room.
Hermione furrowed her brows when she noticed a mess of long black hair sprawled out against the pillow behind her, but he wasn't snoring, he appeared to be sleeping peacefully. That was when it registered to her that another person was lying on their side in front of her. She took note of the long blond hair covering his face.
"What happened last night?" she mumbled to herself. Propping herself up on an elbow, Hermione looked around the room until she spotted her dress in a pile on the floor. Out of the corner of her eye, she noticed two suit jackets hanging off the back of the chair on the far side of the room. There was a soft ringing in her ears and Hermione's head began to throb.
As Hermione moved to climb out from between the two men, one of them rolled onto his back, the hair falling from his face. "Severus," she whispered, a sigh of relief rushing over her as a smile pulled at her lips. They had been seeing one another for a few months since Hermione had returned to London after finishing up her degree in the States.
She turned her attention to the mess of blond hair on the pillow on her other side. Hermione thought about it for a moment and there was only one person who made logical sense to be in bed with both of them - having a third in their bed had become a regular thing after Narcissa's untimely passing. Reaching over, Hermione brushed the hair out of his face and laughed, seeing Lucius's icy grey eyes peeking up at her.
"Good morning, Lucius," she whispered, leaning over to press a soft kiss to his forehead. "Did you sleep well?"
A groan escaped Lucius's lips as he stretched an arm over his head before draping it across Hermione's lap, squeezing her side gently as he rolled closer to her. "I always sleep well with you and Severus by my side," he whispered, pressing a kiss to her shoulder. "What about you?"
A smile pulled at her lips as she snuggled into Lucius's chest. "I slept fine," she replied, shrugging her shoulders. "But my head is throbbing. How much did we drink last night?"
"Too much," Severus groaned, wrapping an arm around both Hermione and Lucius's waists, nuzzling his nose into Hermione's hair. He pressed a kiss to the back of her head. "Why are you awake so early?"
"The sun woke me up," Hermione sighed, reaching back to stroke Severus's arm. "Did we wake you up?"
"No," Severus replied, shaking his head as he propped himself up on his elbow so he could see both of his lovers at the same time. "The blinds in this hotel are dreadful at keeping the sun out."
"This hotel is dreadful," Lucius groaned, turning his face into the pillow and pinching his eyes shut. "I don't understand why we didn't just apparate back to our flat last night."
Hermione laughed, pushing herself up into a seated position between the two wizards. She leaned back against the headboard of the bed and watched as Severus and Lucius' hands found each other. They intertwined their fingers and rested them on her lap. "If we truly drank as much as my headache would lead me to believe we did, then I don't think we would have been able to properly apparate home. This hotel was our best option."
"So it would appear," Severus mumbled, nuzzling his head into the pillow.
Hermione yawned, reaching over Severus's body to grab her mobile off the nightstand. As she looked at the notifications on her screen, a puzzled expression appeared on her face. She skimmed over a few messages before unlocking the device. Clicking on her photo album, Hermione began looking through her most recent photos. The pictures ranged from a few silly shots of her, Severus and Lucius enjoying a few drinks at the hotel bar to pictures inside of a chapel.
"Did we attend a wedding last night?" Hermione asked, lowering her mobile to her lap as she wracked her brain in an attempt to playback through the night. The memories were foggy, and the last thing she remembered clearly was the three of them leaving the bar.
"I don't believe so," Lucius said, opening one eye to look up at her. "Why?"
Hermione tilted her mobile down to show Lucius the pictures inside the chapel. He let go of Severus's hand and took hold of the device and began swiping through the pictures. It clearly appeared as if at least Hermione attended a wedding in their drunken stupor last night.
He returned Hermione's mobile to her and pushed himself up, reaching over to the nightstand on his side of the bed and grabbing his own device. He unlocked it quickly and clicked on his photo album. Lucius swiped through a few photos and shrugged his shoulders as he leaned back against the headboard.
"Severus," he huffed, grabbing Severus's shoulder and giving it a squeeze. "Wake up. Who got married last night?"
"What are you talking about?" Severus asked, furrowing his brow as he rolled onto his back before sitting up. Hermione handed him her mobile and showed him the mysterious pictures on the device. "Where were we?"
"I don't know," Hermione replied, shrugging her shoulders as she toyed with the hem of the blanket lying across her lap. "Is there anything on your mobile?"
Severus grabbed his mobile off the nightstand and flipped quickly through the images, shaking his head. "It wouldn't appear so."
Hermione began to say something when the device in her hand started to ring. She looked down and saw Ginny's name flashing across the screen. She swiped her finger across the screen and answered it quickly.
"Hello?"
"WHAT DID YOU DO?"
Severus and Lucius exchanged a puzzled look. Hermione pulled the mobile away from her ear and put the call on speaker.
"What do you mean what did I do?"
"You need to explain the video Draco sent me last night right now."
"What video?"
"Hold on."
A moment later, a video message appeared on Hermione's mobile. She clicked on it and pressed play.
The footage was fuzzy at first, but as it continued on, Severus and Lucius came into view at the front of an altar. Then the video panned around to Hermione, holding a bouquet with a bright smile beaming brightly on her face.
"Are you watching?"
"Yes," Hermione, Severus, and Lucius replied in unison.
Hermione stood a step back between Severus and Lucius at the altar so she could see them both. The officiant moved through the ceremony quickly as the three of them took turns repeating after him. The video moved closer to the altar when the officiant asked for the rings and Draco's hand could be seen handing off three rings, each of them taking one.
Severus and Lucius turned to Hermione, each taking hold of the ring and sliding it onto her ring finger. "With this ring, I thee wed," they replied in unison. They repeated the process with Hermione and Severus putting a ring onto Lucius's finger and then Lucius and Hermione placed a ring onto Severus's finger.
They all turned their attention to the officiant as he said the magic words.
"I now pronounce you husband, husband, and wife 'til death do you part. You may kiss the bride."
The video cut out as the three leaned into a kiss.
Hermione glanced between her two lovers and then back down at the phone. "It was us that got married…"
"So it would seem," Severus replied, looking between Hermione and Lucius.
"Are you okay with that, Hermione?" Lucius asked, reaching out to cup her cheek as he met Severus's gaze.
"Yeah, Hermione," Ginny's voice shouted from the mobile. "Are you okay with that?"
"I'll talk to you later, Gin," Hermione said, hanging up the call and dropping her mobile onto the bed. She looked between the two half-naked men laying on either side of her. "Are you two okay with that?"
Severus reached out to cradle the back of Hermione's head with one hand and cup Lucius's cheek with the other. "A drunken wedding isn't the way I would have preferred it to happen, but…"
"I'm not upset that it happened that way," Lucius said, nuzzling into Severus's hand as he brushed his thumb aimlessly against Hermione's cheek.
Hermione turned to Severus and reached up, cradling his face in both hands. She leaned forward and pressed a kiss to his lips, pulling away slowly before he could deepen the kiss. Then she turned to Lucius and cupped his face in her hands, pulling her into him as she pressed a kiss to his lips. She giggled as she pulled away before he could deepen the kiss any further.
"Mrs. Hermione Granger-Malfoy-Snape," she mused, leaning her head back to rest against the headboard. "Mrs. Hermione Granger-Snape-Malfoy. I'm not sure which I like better."
"As long as you are ours," Severus whispered in her ear, pressing a kiss to the side of her head. He slipped a hand under the blanket to caress her thigh.
"We don't care what name you go by," Lucius whispered in her other ear, pressing a kiss to her ear as he slid his hand under the blanket to caress her other side before sliding his hand across her lap to caress Severus's hand. "I believe we have a marriage to celebrate."
"Indeed we do," Hermione sighed, sliding back down the bed between the two of them, a moan escaped her lips as her husbands' skilled hands began exploring her body.