The bearded Man was sitting in His bar having a beer. He had just finished destroying a useless world that bored Him. He at the time wondered if a world ruled by monsters would be entertaining, but it got dull real fast. He honestly forgot about it.
The angels there were so boring. They didn't really do much since humans were rare in that world, and were mostly there for filler. Demons were also worthless. They worked with the monsters, but even they were few and far between. He sighed. Creating worlds took work, but destroying them was just as hard.
He would have never started cancelling His shows, if those brothers had obeyed Him and killed the boy. If He wasn't busy watching His spin offs, even those entertaining ones where His characters did what He wanted, by killing one another in many different ways in many different scenarios.
There was one He wrote Himself in. He called it The End. He had sent the older one in a Dystopian future where he met his older disillusioned self. He was a hardened soldier who hunted to survive. His friends worked for him. Heck even his fellow angel was a hippie. He took his angelic powers away and he was almost human. He was amused at how much marijuana and orgies he liked to indulge in. He wrote Himself in it by telling the boy's past self to hoard toilet paper. He smiled at the scene. He liked it so much, He wrote in another show.
He had watched when the alternate young man went to kill his possessed brother. He admitted He was saddened when his neck was broken by the one in white, but watched when the younger version vowed to destroy the Devil without killing his brother who was inside.
He had sent the vision to one of His angels, Zachariah, who believed he created the illusion. How naive he was. He should have known his Creator was the Writer, not him. He wrote the whole story, even when the younger one threw himself in The Cage. He knew the older one would not say yes, so He made sure his father fathered a secret child. His oldest, took him as a vessel. He admitted He didn't care His child cried for him to be freed. He wanted His favorite instead. The one with the red eyes.
He played his role beautifully. His Father was proud. He wished He saw the rest of it after His first series was done, but was away for the second half. He made sure He left a experimental draft behind. It was about monsters with teeth. He admitted it was one of His weakest stories along with the one before that one. It was a collection of short stories. It was debatable which ones the fans hated more.
The fans were picky. They sure like to complain. Anyway, He wasn't around to write the next two books, but he did leave some notes about a Mark. It was A Key to a prison. The older brother gave the Mark to another brother. What He didn't expect that the one with the dirty blonde hair had opened The Lock. The Darkness was freed.
He was afraid. He was the one responsible for being careless. He left the Key with His son. Who gave it to the first born son, who then passed it on to the young man. He knew His Sister was angry and wanted revenge. So He hid. She started searching. She went to His other worlds, but She mostly stuck to the First Draft. His First World.
He bid His time, waited till He knew His favorites were in danger than He revealed Himself. Before that happened He had talked to His scribe. He did write His biography, but neglected a lot of details. Plus He wrote a fluffy piece. His proof reader hated it. When He thought about it, He threw the book out.
The next book He made sure all of His honest words were written down. The only thing He requested that The Darkness was omitted. He wasn't sure if the world was ready for the truth. Plus He hated sharing the spotlight.
What happened next was unexpected. He had saved His favorite humans, but when His Sister found Him, He made the difficult decision to relock Her in Her prison. She was understandably angry and furious on what He and His companions were ready to do, and almost killed Him. Thus almost ending Creation. Luckily, the young man was enamoured with Her and She and Her Brother were reunited. She thanked the young man and bought back his mother. The Creator/Light and the Destroyer/Darkness left this world. He felt that the World was safe, but He forgot about His son.
His son was angry that his Father abandoned him again and decided to cause trouble for the brothers. He also broke His Father's most sacred rule, or so the Angels believed. The Creator honestly didn't give a shit. He made a Nephilm child. What the Creator didn't know, is how powerful the child would become. The Creator was weary when He found out, but was watching carefully.
The boy was a liability. He needed to go. He had ordered the brothers to kill him by creating a sacred gun. The only kind of weapon in existence. He figured the ending to the chapter He called "Moriah" will end with the father killing his adopted son. He figured it would be epic.
But the man threw the gun down. He refused to follow His orders. He was so disgusted by his disobedience He smited His grandson with a snap of His fingers. What He didn't expect is the taller brother had shot Him. Since the Gun was equal to the shooter and the Target, both shared the same wound. He was so angry, He decided to end His Book.
Hell was released on Earth. Unfortunately He couldn't leave. He was stuck on Earth. He had asked His Sister for help, but She had left Him behind. He was despondent and desperate. So He had sought for His biggest fan, who happened to be His ex. She almost brushed Him off but He begged for advice.
She was a lot tougher than the last time He saw her, but she was more mature and was happily married with two children. She had told Him to do what He did best. Writing. So He got His mojo back and wrote.
So when He wrote His first draft, and was done and asked her to review it, she lied and to spare His feelings and raved about it. He told her to tell the truth. The draft sucked. It was nothing like His previous books. So having a bout of inspiration, He wrote.
Later the night she was invited to read the new draft. She was visually disgusted and shaken. It was a Ultimate Ending to the Brothers lives. He refused to rewrite it. She tried to argue about the ending. He told her the truth about Who He really was, after He snapped her and her family away. Then He wrote.
Later down the road, He needed to be whole again. To make His plan work, The Creator brought back a love interest. His favorite program was being unseen and in order to access it, He put a easy to find spell where the younger brother found it. He used the spell and brought her back. The mole was planted.
It worked. He was on the edge on His seat on the new events and story. But He still needed to be whole. So He sent a SOS message to the woman. Luckily she fell for it, and brought him.
But He wasn't done. Before all that He brought back an old foe. He needed drama. He also needed that Gun destroyed. Lucky for Him the first demon did her job, and she knew she feared Him when He asked her to bring back His oldest son. She was a liability and needed to go and knew His child would destroy her.
He bought both the tall man and his love interest. He didn't know how to reverse the Gun's effect and needed to explore the wound. He just hated getting His hands dirty. He asked her to use a scalpel. He also knew His child would give His favorites a spell. The same spell that locked up His Sister. The world without the Light will be ruled by Darkness. It wasn't a good solution.
He showed the man the future. There was no future. He lost hope and even when his companions came to rescue him, he lost hope. Then The Creator was freed when the wound healed. He then left to cancel His failed spin offs.
He destroyed His second draft, then the world called The Bad Place, then countless others. He had heard the cries and screams from those worlds. He didn't care. But there was others He didn't mind. But He wasn't sure what to do with them yet.
There was one with human souls that believed they ruled the heavens, it had His favorite characters in it, and liked the classic stories about witches. The Charmed ones. They were another show He liked watching years ago. He should catch up on it.
One world that was hard to access, His son in that world was a stubborn one. He hid the contents there. No matter, He'll watch it eventually.
Apocalypse World. His oldest won the fight. He was pleased, but it got boring. Without the human brothers, it was just eh.
A world where his son was a tragic character. The world misunderstood him. It was kind of a humorous story. He reminded Him of His youngest, Gabriel.
The so called Hard World. That one was one of His most difficult stories to write. There was no magic. Only He knew if there was a Heaven, Hell or the Supernatural. He even gave a writer on Earth an idea called "Supernatural." It was different. His books were a TV show in that world. Two actors named Jensen and Jared played the roles of the brothers. To end the series on a bang He had life imitate art. The toilet paper joke He was proud of. He was unsure what to do with that book at the moment.
The Man finished His beer. He just sat there waiting.
