Picture the picture as black and white, with old school monster music. The WB Network Presents: (I added It was a dark and stormy night. Quite unusual in southern California.) A young man was waiting in a bar for his lady friend. Today he was going to confess his feelings. Then after waiting an hour, he walks away hurt. Giving the blonde bar wench a twenty, even though for him all drinks were free, he walks towards the old school "Dracula" set where he plays the old school organ. But before he can reach the set he sees his date embracing another man. Hurt that he was used, he was about to walk away. Then he notices how's his rival was dressed. Once he sees the fangs, he ran away. He pretends to not hear the young woman's screams.
"And here is where Dr Sexy was shot in the season 9 finale!"
Dean takes his camera and takes pictures. Dr Sexy was his guilty pleasure. The summer dragged on for Dean, he was dying to know if he survived. JR? Yawn. He was a total yawn fest compared to what happened to Dr Sexy. Was it his spurned ex-wife, his rival for Chief of Medical Staff or a unknown stalker? Dean was shocked when it was the janitor halfway through season 10. He was obsessed with Dr Sexy and shot him in a moment of grief. The janitor died when he was found dead hanging from the ambulance bay. Suicide. Or was it? Dean was 100% sure that janitor was innocent.
Sam and Piper were trying not to laugh at Dean. He always said he hated Los Angeles, but when Jenna got offered a role in a movie, he flew there to help her find a apartment. She and Dean lived together in Los Angeles, at least till the movie was done. Dean and her rented out their home back in Lawrence to some hunter friends of theirs.
"Enjoying yourself?" Sam asks his wife.
"Yes. I needed this vacation. Prue is keeping an eye on things, and with the old employees and new employees working together at Sacred Meadows, I can finally take a break. No hunting, no working. Just a romantic honeymoon." Neither one wanted to see that place again for awhile. They were on vacation.
"Sam! Check that out! That's where Showgirls 3 was filmed! Tara Reid. Damn. She should have won a Oscar." Dean was totally fanboying over the Hollywood sets.
"That movie was the worst of the trilogy." Piper remarked. Shit. She just admitted she watched all three. Both Dean and Sam were giving her a amused look. "I was bored! Anyways where is Jenna filming?"
"There!" Dean points towards Studio 12. "Hell Hazers 4. Let's go." All three get off the tour bus.
"I was surprised she wanted to go back to acting." Piper wonders out loud. She smiled when Sam slung his arm around her shoulders.
"She was surprised herself. Apparently she had the right look for one of the roles. The pretty next door type." She flew over for an audition and got the part almost immediately. She told Dean the amount of money they offered her, and her and Dean flew immediately to Los Angeles to find a place to live. It wasn't a life changing amount, but it would give them a very comfortable life for awhile. Especially since she was still earning royalties from Nouveau Départ. Bye bye stolen credit cards and hustling pool. Both agreed to use pre-paid credit cards whenever Dean hunts.
Sam and Piper weren't doing so bad themselves. Piper had her savings, plus her paycheck from her brief stint wrestling match from CPW. Sam was doing private tutoring, he needed to have a job with a flexible schedule. Plus was editing for social media wannabes. He was getting steady work, it was nice to work from home. He wasn't rich, but it paid the bills.
All four made a decent paycheck from Sacred Meadows. Before Sam, Dean, and Jenna came to help, Piper was working double shifts, her pay was a lot more than her old job at Quake. They worked there for two months, until the new hires came. Prue was the only one that stayed behind, she was holding the fort till Paige came back.
No one knew when either were coming home, hopefully they were okay. Thankfully magic was somewhat back, Michael had to call in a few favors from Mother Nature. The Mother was someone they never thought they pictured, she looked like she stepped out of a teen movie. She called the humans ageist for assuming she was an old lady. Dean called her "hot."
When everyone asked how she traveled to their realm, she said Michael's Crown allowed her to teleport to Earth. She hated what was happening on Earth, nature was dying. Her presence transcended all magical rules, green grass was growing again. It was temporary though, she needed her fairies, gnomes and nymphs to make vegetation grow. Hopefully magic came back soon, nobody realized how much they took magic for granted.
"She got bored at home. She has her channel, but I think she wants more stimulating roles." Dean saw how bored she got and took her on hunts. She was still learning, but was getting better.
"Well, I'll take boredom over work any day." All three had special passes to walk anywhere on the sets. Piper was in awe of the set, it looked real. She wished Phoebe was here, she was obsessed with Hollywood. She looked at the movie marker a PA was holding, Hell Hazers 4: Escape.
"Where's Jenna?"
"Probably in makeup." Dean worked here part time, he loved the movies. He met his favorite actress, Tara Benchley, she was a very nice girl. Those rumors of her being a nightmare to work with was a rumor started by her publicist. Many people on the set liked Tara, she often kept to herself, however had this weird quirk, she liked taking selfies with the cast and crew. She then uploaded it on her Igram page, getting tons of likes. Just then Jenna walked out. She was dressed in a tight turtleneck and a long skirt wearing her hair in a ponytail. Dean let out a wolf whistle making her blush. "Hot mama coming through!" He tried to hug her, but she backed away.
"Aww. Thanks honey. Ah ah ah. No kissing, no touching." Dean lets out a annoyed sigh.
"One bad thing about show business. You can't hug your girl."
"Phoebe interned on a local cable access show. She says the makeup artists spend a lot of time on makeup and hair. Even a so-called 'all natural' look can take hours."
"Ain't that the truth. Babe, mind getting me a sweet tea?"
"Sure. Come on Sammy, I'll show you around. Piper do you mind?"
"Go right ahead." She went and started asking Jenna about what her role was about. While they were talking, Dean leads Sam away.
"So Dean. How's life in the city?" Sam knew how much Dean hated it here. Dean always complained about the endless traffic, the fakeness, especially the fake boobs, and the lack of greasy diners. Plus the never ending healthy philosophy. Eat well, stay healthy crap. He preferred the east coast, people ate normal there and had a more normal look.
"Not bad. I thought I'll hate it here, but it's not so bad."
"Oh really? Here I thought it was because of your job." Sam knew how much Dean loved the movies. He always liked watching his television shows.
"Yeah, but get this. Watch." He clicks on his ear piece.
"Can someone get Jenna and Tara some sweet tea. One sugar, for Jenna, with a lemon twist, and for Tara, a pump of light vanilla, honey sweetened, no sugar or artificial flavors in a grande size."
"Got it." The voice on the other end says.
"You boss around other PAs?" Sam's eyebrows raise. "You're a PA yourself."
"Perk about having your wife as one of the leads. I get the job of being head PA." Dean loved his job. "No hunting, no bull. Sam! There is a cool set I want to show you." He takes Sam to another lot. "Ta da!"
"Whoa. Isn't this the..."
"The set of Dr Sexy MD. It's so cool. The main actor, Dr Sexy himself, he takes off his signature cowboy boots wherever he off set. He claims he doesn't want to ruin them." Dean was enamored with him, platonically of course. "He's not here, but! One of the newest stars is." He points to a good looking male actor with classic good looks. "He plays Dr Ryder. He's alright, although he isn't the same caliber as Dr Sexy."
Sam looked at the actor.
"You work here too?"
"I wish. The pay here pays more. But it also means I'll be busy 24/7. No time for hunting, no time for Jenna, no time for anything. Once the movie's done, it's back to our regular lives. We have to get back."
"C'mon, I'm just saying things can be brighter! More colorful!"
The director and assistant try not to roll their eyes.
"Isn't that how the last executive died? He jinxed himself." Remembering what happened in Hell Razer 2. He hung himself and his body crashed through the movie set scaring everyone. That four day delay cost cost them fifty thousand dollars.
"I'm just saying it can be brighter. Look at the latest movie, All Saints Day XII. It was different. The killings all took place in the daytime. The horror genre never seen anything like it!"
"We'll think about it." McG gestures to his assistant. "We have to get back to filming." Suits, they always think they know better.
Bunnie was running through the woods. She screamed as she fell. She had to get away. Especially after Thomas was killed. She was about to get up when she saw two feet. She screamed.
"Cut! Jenna. Look up first, then scream." The director ordered.
"Sorry." She gets up and smooths out her skirt. Then walks back to her original spot.
"And five and...action!"
Piper didn't realize how hard the actors worked. This scene alone took over an hour. Jenna must have tripped and fell several times just to get a ten second clip right. She was exhausted, Piper can see that.
Jenna ran through that scene a few more times, the director ordered the cameras to focus on her different facial expressions. Disbelief, terror, indifference. She did them all. Finally after thirty minutes, the director yells cut.
Ring! The studios bell goes off, letting everyone know that the camera got the take.
"Take ten! Studio hands! Change the scenery! We're switching to the cabin scene!"
Jenna gets up from the "ground."
"I never get tired of eating fake Styrofoam and felt. Blech." The current set was made of fake materials. "I'm taking my break!" Jenna wasn't due back to the set for another hour. Tara's character Wendy finally loses her virginity to her true love from the second movie, too bad Mitch gets his guts ripped out with a chain whip. As for her character, her fate is left up to the air when she disappears when the summoning spell to seal Hell's door engulfs her in a bright light. She walks up to Piper.
"Where's Dean and Sam?"
"Last time I saw both, Dean was fetching the lights for the cabin scene. As for Sam, he went to look around." Piper declined to come, she was looking through her phone. Apparently there was weird weather going off. All around the world, storms were going off, mini earthquakes were reported, and that was just the beginning. In the southern hemisphere, aurora borealis were seen down there lately. Which usually wasn't unusual, however the colours and patterns were exclusive to the northern hemisphere. Maybe magic was about to come back? Scientists all around the world were studying the planets. The two nearest planets, Venus and Mars were moving away from their current positions.
"I don't have to report back to hair and makeup. Want to walk around?"
"Sure."
Jenna showed Piper around. Piper met some stars, like that actor who played Dr Sexy. He was sexy, but not as much as Piper's secret crush, Lauren Mantadour who played Dr Mateo Ryder. She never told Sam how much she dreamed about him. She got obsessed with the show while she was working at Sacred Meadows. Whenever she got downtime, she watched TV. He was hot. Really hot. Jenna must have noticed Piper's dreamy sigh.
"You know I can introduce you." She teased.
Piper turned pink.
"I'm sure he's busy."
"Not really. He's just playing with his phone. Lauren!"
If magic came back, Piper wouldn't have noticed. The sexy actor walked up to them with his sexy walk.
"Hey Jen." He smiles his dreamy smile at both.
"Lauren, this is my good friend Piper. Piper, Lauren. Aka Dr Ryder."
"Hiiii." Piper lost her tongue right there.
Ten minutes later Piper was walking around in a dazed state.
"And here is the old school set! This movie being made is a tribute to the classics of the golden age of horror!"
"Uh huh." He said her name. He gave her a hug. Piper was happily married, but 'Ryder' made Piper forget about...what was his name again?
"Hey!" Jenna clicks her fingers in Piper's face.
"Huh? What did you say?"
"So Sam, where is he?" Jenna teased.
"Who?"
They were interrupted by a scream.
A dead woman's body was discovered underneath a picnic table.
Soon everyone was watching as the body bag was getting zipped up. Dean and Sam heard it over Dean's PA earpiece that a woman's body was found, and both came running, fearing for their wives lives. Thankfully both were okay, just shaken. Sam was holding on to Piper and Dean was holding Jenna in his arms.
"Okay. Shows over! Off the set! Now!" The security ordered.
All four walk away.
"A dead body. How? This set alone has over two dozen extras!" Jenna saw dead bodies before, but the woman's eyes. They were frozen in horror.
"This is Hollywood. Probably a crazed stalker." Dean mused. He rarely let his wife out of his sight, fearing crazies. Especially that guy who was always holding on to a sign outside the studio with her name on it.
"Better get back. Jenna, I'm sure you have to get back on set." Piper was still shaking. She couldn't freeze it or use any magic. If there was a murderer on set, she can't defend herself. She overheard the woman had her blood exsanguinated. She was a trained hunter, but she couldn't risk any exposure.
Both Sam and Dean left the studio after Piper told them about overhearing about a the woman's blood being drained. Plus a rumor that there was two bite marks on her neck. A vampire? Jenna couldn't leave the set, she was still taping. Piper volunteered to stay behind to keep an eye on things. Sam and Dean took the Impala to the city morgue.
"She was definitely drained of blood. According to the body temp, she was dead for at least an hour." The coroner tells the two FBI agents. An hour? Both Jenna and Piper were gone for that amount of time.
Dean usually would have just left a case like this to the cops, but the remark about those two marks. Both had to see the body for themselves. Dean turned her neck and saw two bite marks.
"What the hell?" A vampire? Couldn't be. A real vampire takes a huge chunk of the neck. Not two little bites. Vampires are feral when they drink, they usually drain their victims in less than two minutes. A bite that small would take too long. Plus that bite was nowhere close to an artery or vein.
"You got me. The amount of blood drained, she died a slow death. No way she died under an hour without a huge mess being left behind." He closes the bag and puts her back in the freezer.
"Do you know a probable cause of death?" Sam asked.
"My guess, a animal bite. Maybe a bat. But the wounds are too large." He writes a note in his chart. "This is going under my weird death category."
"Thanks for your time." Both Sam and Dean drive back to the studio.
"So much for your honeymoon." Dean remarked. "Even in Hollywood our work is never done."
"Might as well. I don't want another murder."
Bunnie was shivering with Wendy. They just witnessed Mitch's death. His face when the chain burst through his stomach. He mouthed for both Wendy and Bunnie to run before his guts exploded out of his body.
"I should have burnt that book." Wendy wanted to cry. "Now everyone's dead!"
Piper yawned in the seating area. She seen the first three movies. The first two were good, but the third sucked. She didn't have much hope for the forth. She couldn't stop thinking about the dead body. How can anyone miss it. That particular set had many people walking around. The way the body was set, she was placed there minutes before she was discovered. Looks like she had a case. Once again her honeymoon was canceled.
"Cut! That's it for the day! See you bright and early tomorrow!" The director calls.
Jenna walks to Piper.
"You thinking what I'm thinking?"
"You must have read my mind."
"Meet me at Studio 5 in twenty minutes. I have to change and wash my face. This makeup is like a mask." Jenna hated stage makeup it was extremely heavy.
Piper got a text from Sam. He and Dean got stuck in traffic. There was a car accident on the main freeway. Dean begged Piper to stay with Jenna. He was afraid her "fan" would bother her. Piper promised. She asked Sam about the dead woman.
'Coroner believes it was an animal bite. Dean and I think it's a vamp.'
'Any witnesses?'
'Some guy named Ed Brewer. Not the most reliable witness. Guy insists he saw Dracula.'
'Dracula? As in Count Dracula? No way.'
'Stumped ourselves. Sit tight. Dean and I will pick you up as soon as we can.'
'C u soon. Love you.'
'Love you too. See you soon. Hopefully.'
Piper puts her phone away just as Jenna walks up.
"Bad news. Sam and Dean are stuck in traffic. May be awhile."
"Just as well. I want to check out that crime scene."
The set used for the "Oktoberfest" was mostly empty. The only ones hanging around was two actresses, an extra and a security guard. Where the woman's body was found, it was taped off by police tape. Both were planning on checking out the crime scene, but not with people around.
"Now what?" Piper asked. If only she had her freezing powers. She could have took her time.
"I saw you texting earlier. Did Sam say anything?" Jenna was speaking quietly, she didn't want anyone to know what they were doing.
"He said there was a witness. Some guy named Ed Brewer." Piper whispered back.
"Ed Brewer. Never heard of him. C'mon. Let's have a drink and ask questions. Maybe someone knows something." This set was fake. However the drinks were real. Jenna and Dean occasionally came here to relax between takes. Neither drank during their shifts, but after their shifts they came here with the other cast and crew to let out some steam before going home.
"Hey Jaime. Two beers." Jenna held up two fingers to the pretty blonde.
"You got it." Jaime smiles at Jenna. She worked here as an extra. She played a bar wench for the film, 'Coming to Life.' She and her friend Lucy were hoping to get their big break by working here.
Piper never had a chance to look around the set. It looked so real. She honestly thought she was outside somewhere enjoying the festivities. The movie studio made this place come to life. Even after the sun going down, this place was bright as mid afternoon.
"It's after six. Why are the lights still on?" Piper asked.
"We stay open till eleven. Some of the other studios stay late." Lucy explained. She takes a napkin and bites her lips on it, leaving a lipsticked stained napkin. "Besides, I'm hoping the producer of the Hell Hazers Franchise will notice me. I mean us." Looking at Jaime.
"Is that why you dab your lips all the time?" Jaime asks in a light teasing tone. She knew how vain Lucy was.
"My makeup has to be flawless. Who knows. I can be in Hell Hazers 5. Or Charlie's Angels." She excuses herself when she sees a cute guy. "Excuse me." She always flirts with every cute guy she sees. Never know, he may be a studio exec's son.
After Jaime pours them beers, Jenna and Piper ask about the murder.
"I don't know. I didn't see anything. It was packed this afternoon. All I remember is screaming. Then security ushering everybody out." That poor woman. Her eyes. Jaime will never stop thinking about them.
"Any witnesses?" Jenna asked.
"Just crazy Eddie." Lucy tells everyone walking over. "Jaime. Can you cover for me? I have to see someone." That cute guy, he told Lucy his uncle worked here. This can be her big chance.
"Sure. Be back before eight. That's when the crew from Dr Sexy gets off." Jaime hoped someone noticed her. She had the looks, experience, she had several commercials under her belt, and had a small following on social media.
"Crazy Eddie? Ed Brewer?" Piper says out loud.
Jaime points to a scrawny, nerdy looking guy drinking out of a tall beer stein.
"I don't believe it." Jenna was staring at Ed.
"Who is it?" Piper was looking at Ed herself.
"My fan." He usually stood outside the studio with different signs telling Jenna how much he loved her. Dean hated him, called him a stalker. There wasn't much either can do, he was the nephew of the studio's executive co-owner, making him untouchable. Jenna said he was harmless, Dean threatened to kick his ass if he went near Jenna. "You want to ask the questions?"
"Sure." Piper was curious about this case.
Ed was shaking as he drank his beer. When he looked up he was surprised when he saw his crush and her friend approaching. He wanted to comb his hair, then he realized he left his comb in his uncle's office. Grabbing a napkin, he quickly wipes his mouth and sits up straight. Hopefully his breath didn't stink.
"Ed Brewer? Can we ask about what you saw this afternoon?" Jenna asks with a smile. Ed was nervous before, but was terrified now. He opens up his stein and takes a long sip. Both women exchange looks.
"Ah." Burp. His face went pink. "Sorry."
"No worries." Piper had to know. "Tell us what you saw."
"You'll never believe me. No one does."
"Try us." Jenna was curious herself.
Eddie took another long sip. Both woman tried to keep their faces neutral.
"Ahh. Look. I know I come across as a joke. You know my uncle is a big shot here. When I told the cops my story, every one of them humored me. They don't want to piss off my uncle. But I saw the looks. I also saw everyone laughing at me behind my back." He takes another long sip. "But I'm telling you the god honest truth." He sighs. "Please don't laugh."
"That girl, who was she?" Jenna knew some people, but not any of the extras.
"Her name was Marissa Wright. She was nice. She was one of the few that was actually nice to me. Most women, they date me hoping to be discovered. Not Marissa. She liked me for me." Eddie teared up. "But then I saw her with another man. Yeah I know, Nice Guy like myself gets rejected, then makes up a crazy story to save face after going behind my back."
Piper stayed silent. She was thinking the same thing.
"Anyways I saw them. My heart broke, I admit it. But when they started kissing I started to walk away. Then I saw her struggling. Especially when he started biting her neck." He took another long sip. Both Jenna and Piper waited patiently, clearly he was shaken. He swallows. "He starts biting her neck. Then when I saw his teeth, I ran." He starts crying. Piper and Jenna looked at each other.
"She was found today. When did this happen?" Jenna overheard the cops, she was barely cold.
"After midnight." He was openly sobbing now. The people that were either working here, or hanging out were listening intently to his story. "This next part. Neither one of you will never believe it."
"Try us." Piper seen it all.
"She was with Count Dracula." He ignored the other's sniggers. Jenna didn't laugh, she knew there was a Dracula in this movie. However he wasn't cast yet. Rumor was Matt Damon was the lead.
"This is Hollywood. Maybe it was an actor." Jenna suggested.
"That is what I thought too. He had the fangs and the slicked back hair and the fancy cape and the little medallion thingy on the ribbon." He sighs. "A real life vampire."
A vampire that dressed like Dracula? Why? Piper was really curious now. If that was true, why go out of his way? Vampires kill or turn their victims right away, not take their time drinking. Besides, most wouldn't risk exposure.
"What else can you describe?" Piper was mentally writing this down.
"He had an accent. You know like Bela Lugosi. When he saw me his spoke like this." He puts his arm up, his forearm across his face, his eyes peeking out from behind them. Stay away, mortal! The night is mine! That's when I ran. Why did I run? I had my cell. I could have called the cops. My uncle. She would still be alive." He drinks the last of his beer and starts crying again.
Back at the bar, both Jaime and Lucy were listening.
"Wonder if they are curious about Marissa's death." Jaime met Marissa twice. She played a customer. She came to Hollywood for her big break as well. Poor girl. She deserved better.
"Crazy Eddie? Just because he is the exec's nephew, he thinks no one will dare contradict his story." Lucy didn't believe him for a second. "Guy's a drunk." He drank here very night.
"Eddie's weird, but not crazy." He drank here yes, but never to the point of passing out. He usually had a single beer before he went home for the night. Unlike the others, Jaime was always nice to him.
"Tell that to Jenna's husband. He stands outside every morning with those signs." Eddie had a major crush on Jenna. He usually stood outside before Jenna came in with different signs. Either 'Good Morning!' Or 'I Love You!' Lucy saw that guy Dean's expression. He looked pissed. He got the job as the PA to keep an eye on his wife.
Lucy retouches her lipstick and blots her lips per usual.
"Lucy!" A security guard holds up a finger.
"Back to work." She went to fetch his beer.
They thanked Eddie and walked back to the bar. Jenna needed a drink hearing that story.
"Give me something strong."
"You got it." She pours Jenna a shot of Jack Daniels. She turns to Piper. "What can I get you?"
"Nothing for me thanks." She absentmindedly picks up Lucy's napkin and stares at it for a second before putting it back down. Once Jaime went on her break, both started talking.
"A crazed stalker? A newborn vamp?" The bar was starting to fill up with people.
"Maybe." Piper was skeptical. They were interrupted by Jenna's phone.
"The guys are outside. Let's fill them in and get some sleep." Piper was exhausted. Especially when Jenna yawned.
"Alright. We'll drop you and Sam first then Dean and I will return to our apartment. See you at five?" Filming started at 6:30 am, but Jenna had to go for hair and makeup first. Sam wrote back he wanted to check out the crime scene before the "bar" opens in the morning. Piper decided to come along, she wanted to see if she can find any clues.
Later that night, two extras were making out on the fake set of "Hell Hazers." They were sitting in a prop car kissing. They just met, but already was hot and heavy. The set was covered in "trees," a fake full moon on a backdrop and even had fog. Neither bothered to wonder why the special effects were going off. A speaker with a owl was hooing in the background.
Anna-Marie was kissing Rick when she heard a wolf howling in the background. She didn't think much of it, this was a movie set after all. But when it came closer she pulled away in nervousness.
"What?"
"Did you hear that?" That sound, it was getting closer. She swore she heard footsteps.
"The set's closed. There's no one here." He and Anna-Marie started kissing again. But when she pulled away again, he got annoyed. "Babe."
"I heard a wolf." It sounded a lot closer now.
Rick sighs in impatience.
"Probably the sound guys." Filming started early morning tomorrow. Rick and Anna-Marie knew the security that worked here. Both were getting snuck out after. "Now come here."
The long shadow of a hand. Or a claw. Then a shadow of a hairy creature was illuminated by the fake moonlight on the outside of the car.
When Anna-Marie pulled away again, Rick got annoyed.
"There's no such thing as werewolves!" Anna-Marie insisted she heard a wolf. It was coming from behind the car this time. No way that was from a speaker. Werewolf or not, he was getting laid. "Babe!" His protests were cut off when the window broke and he was getting dragged out.
The last thing Anna-Marie saw before she stopped screaming was Rick getting torn to shreds.
Jenna was working and Piper was once again keeping an eye on her. Neither one wanted to be alone. Especially with another weird death. Sam and Dean were interviewing Anna-Marie.
Anna-Marie was sipping her large coke. She always drank pop whenever she was nervous.
When she let out another loud slurp, both men exchange looks. She didn't bother putting down her drink. She was still shaken.
"It was like I told the cops. Rick was torn into little pieces." She took another sip. The cup was a comically supersized drink that is usually sold at most convenience stores. The cup made another slurping noise as she took another huge sip.
Dean was wondering what the hell was going on. He had to solve this case quickly. Especially when his wife was working in the same movie studio.
The scene with the car was delayed. Instead, the cast was filming in another lot since the police was investigating last night's murder. Already the film's producers were bitching about the costs. Talks about a lawsuit was happening, especially with Marissa's death. The family was blaming the studio for lax security. Then Rick being killed.
Dean called in for a personal day. The studio didn't care, Dean was a casual. He and Sam went to check out the remains of Rick Deacon.
"First Dracula and Wolfman? What's going on in this town?" Dean was confused. "I heard the studio was cursed but this is too much."
"Publicity stunt gone wrong? Won't be the first time." He wondered about the movie Poltergeist. It was rumored to be cursed. No hunter or witch ever confirmed its status, so it remained a urban legend.
Both Sam and Dean try not to gag when Sam unzips the body. Body was fresh, but it smelled like wet dog and feces. Rick. Oh man. He was chewed up like a chew toy.
"Damn!" Dean saw monstrous bites before, but this.
'We can rule out a psycho wannabe." Sam grimaces when he takes his pencil and pulls out ribbons of torn muscle. "This guy was torn out pretty good. All the way down to the bone and beyond." Rick's femur had chew and nail marks on it.
"Werewolf?"
"At first it looks that way, but...The heart, is still attached." Wolves, the heart was the delicacy. No way was a wolf not taking it.
Dean was getting a headache.
"The hell's going on?"
"You tell me." The detective that got put in charge of this case was holding a plastic evidence bag. "Put a emergency rush order on the bag. Tests came back as canine. These hairs are from the species Canis Lupus." This case was sensitive to the department. The studio in charge was keeping everything hush hush to avoid negative press. Every death was considered an accident.
"A cane what?" Dean was confused.
"Wolf." Sam corrected.
"I need a aspirin. Preferably the bottle." Dean's headache was getting worse.
Back in the studio both women were talking about the case. Both Sam and Dean were keeping them updated.
"Weird." Jenna was grimacing at the picture Dean sent her. She hated this part of hunting. The aftermath of victims.
"You should be used to it by now." Her and Piper were having drinks at the same bar. Her and Sam went over the crime scene where Marissa was found; it was plausible the murderer could have planted her without anyone noticing. The picnic table was the most isolated in the area. But the question was how the body got planted. "Hmm. Jenna, do you know where the security cameras are at?"
Since Jenna scenes weren't being taped till tomorrow, they went to the head security office.
"Hey Phil." Jenna says greeting the bored security guard.
"Hey. What can I do for you?"
"You have the footage of the Oktoberfest murder?"
Phil shook his head.
"I already turned the footage over the police."
Damn! Both were afraid of that. Luckily Piper had a Plan B.
"Not the actual murder. But the morning of."
"You got it." He turns on one of the monitors. Both women watch the footage. Nothing was going on. Not until they see someone familiar pushing a large beverage cart.
"Son of a bitch." Piper whispered.
Both women thank Phil and walk out.
"We have to call Dean and Sam." Before Jenna could dial, Piper takes the phone away.
"Wait. We have to make sure. We can't just accuse anyone." Piper had a suspect, but she needed more evidence. "Let's go for lunch."
"Good idea. My trailer. What do you want?"
"Anything." Piper was starving. Hunting made her famished. She couldn't wait to be a witch again.
Dean and Sam managed to make it back to the studio. They already checked in with their wives, they were watching TV in Jenna's trailer. So Dean and Sam went to watch the taping of Hell Razors 4.
"Quod non claudunt portam, obsecroira imponeret, et ostium clauserunt maneat in aeternum!" Wendy chanted. (The door is closing, please stop imposing, let the door stay shut forever!)
"Lights!" The director calls. Immediately a flash of light engulfs Wendy, blinding her. "Tara! Scream!"
Tara lets out a scream.
"Cut! Tara! Scream like you're in Hell." McG orders.
"I feel like I am with that light!"
"Remember, this is Wendy unwittingly getting dragged into Hell with the other demons. Channel her terror."
"I'll try."
Twenty minutes later the director calls for a break.
"Tara." Everyone was getting tired. This was the final scene of the movie, but it was the easiest to film. For some reason Tara couldn't scream right.
"I'm sorry everyone. I just need to coat my throat." Her throat was killing her from her screams.
A fake movie advert cuts in
THIS MOVIE IS NOT YET RATED By the Motion Pictures of America. (It's a obnoxious neon green background.)
Voiceover: "This Halloween, the movies that scared your parents and grandparents are making a comeback." The scene shows the Oktoberfest festival going on. Tourists dressed like the old days were walking around having beers and laughing.
Girl One was telling a story about Transylvania. She and her fellow brunette bar wench were gossiping about the crazy stories that were happening in this town.
"You hear about the missing girls?"
"Oh please. That is just a story. My grandfather searched for a long time for records. None of those girls lived in the village."
Voiceover: "If only it wasn't just a legend."
The scenes showed a man holding a stake. Another wearing a safari outfit for exploring.
"Silver will kill the werewolf." The hero says holding a gun.
Voiceover: "The Vampire, The Mummy, The Werewolf. They are all returning."
The various clips showed Van Helsing fighting a man with a black cape, a werewolf tearing apart a home with screams from within, and a mummy carrying a beautiful woman away.
Voiceover: "The ones that brought you Monster Truck, Bugs, Charlie's Angels, and the Hell Razers Trilogy brings you back the classics that started it all."
The blonde wench's voice comes on.
"If only the stories were just stories." Her voice was full of anguish.
Voiceover: "Coming to Life Coming soon to a theater near you."
That night a security guard was looking at a mummy's sarcophagus. He thought the movie had its prop. Why was there two? He admitted this one looked more authentic. However, he had a job. He was calling the prop guy.
"Look. It was here when I came in for my shift. Nothing was ever signed. It was already here when I came in. Uh huh. Look, I just work security. You want to move it ask your people." He doesn't notice the sarcophagus opening. Heavy misty smoke comes out of the coffin with a wrapped hand covered in bandages holding on to the side.
"I have a medical condition. No way I can lift that thing alone!" He doesn't see the mummy sitting up with its arms crossed. The mist getting more heavy. "Its your movie!" He turns around and gasps in horror, dropping his phone in the progress.
"Gerald? Hey! What's going on?" All the calls heard was his terrified screams.
Sam and Dean were staring at the crime scene. The security guard was found dead with purple marks on his neck. He was a big guy, whoever did this, he was clearly strong. Evidence showed he was lifted in the air while he was getting strangled. No way did a human do this. Even a pro wrestler would have trouble lifting and choking him at the same time. Question was, how is this thing doing this?
"Any ideas?" Dean asked his nerdy brother.
Sam shrugged. He didn't know what to think. He took a look at the sarcophagus. This was Hollywood, so everything was fake. He looked inside and saw tiny buckets of dry ice. Whoever this psycho was, he was clearly trying to sell the illusion. Just then they were interrupted by another security guard.
"Guys! Big Boss is on the warpath!"
Other than Sam and Dean, everyone else looked nervous. One of the owners was here. A studio executive wearing a jacket wearing pajama pants came storming in. Everyone looked away, even the cops. Only Sam and Dean looked at each other.
"What the FUCK is going on!" He screamed. He looks at Sam who was looking at the floor. "YOU! Get over here!" Sam usually wasn't intimidated, but this guy made him nervous. "What's with all the delays!"
Dean didn't dare look up. He saw this guy before and knew he was a big shot. He was sure he'll recognize him as a PA. Fearful he would be fired and his wife blacklisted, he quietly sneaks away. He could feel Sam's death glare.
'Sorry Sammy. But this would be career suicide.' He sneaks away.
Sam was ready to commit murder. Dean pretty much threw him to the wolves. Or one wolf. The studio owner was clearly a big shot, and would know right away Sam wasn't a FBI agent. He had to get that guy alone and tell him a very condensed truth.
"Ah, sir?" The exec looked pissed.
"What!" He looks at a passing cop. "You! You're fired!" The cop just keeps on walking. Not the first time he was 'fired.'
"Can we talk alone?"
"You have exactly one minute. I'm missing very precious sleep. I have to fly to Australia early tomorrow!''
Now Sam was getting a migraine. He gestures to the executive to follow him to a closed set. The exec looked at Sam with a impatient look.
"Sir. I believe there is a work of a serial killer."
"A what! That's absurd." The guy lit up a smoke. Sam desperately tries not to cough.
"I can't really explain it. But someone is going out their way to sabotage this movie." All three murders had a vampire, werewolf and a mummy. Dean told him about the newest feature film. Talks were this movie was going to make world records.
"Look. I don't care how it's resolved, just fix it." They were interrupted by the guy's phone. "Yeah? What! I don't care about delays! We have Matt Damon already signed! We are on a deadline!" He furiously clicks his phone off. "Look. You have twenty four hours." He stomps away. Sam had to rub his temples.
It was almost midnight when Jaime got off her shift. Phew. She liked her job, it was good practice before she acted in the movie in two weeks. She actually had a speaking role. If only she was a leading lady, not a guest star. Especially when she heard actor Matt Damon was starring. She knew Lucy went home, so she closed up. Luckily it wasn't too busy, she was able to clean the whole place before her shift ended. She had to call a taxi before she left, her crappy apartment was far from here, the taxi will take some time to get here. Good thing the studio paid for it, it was expensive.
She walked down the fake movie alley. She had to admit, she was impressed at the level of detail the sets were. Especially the chill she got walking. She usually felt safe, but since the murders, she felt scared. Especially poor Gerald. He was well trained as former bodyguard, but whoever did this was a professional. Feeling like she wasn't alone, she walked faster. She jumped when she heard a voice.
"Good evening." When Jaime turned around, she saw Count Dracula? When he came closer, his eyes were illuminated with a bar across his eyes.
"Who...who are you?" The guy was dressed exactly like Lugosi's Dracula. Even spoke with the accent.
"I have been watching you from afar. My passion knows no bounds. Mina." He screams when Jaime pepper sprays him.
Jaime runs away.
"Son of a! That hurt! Ahem. You are the reincarnation of my beloved!" He chases after her.
Dean checked Jenna's trailer. She said she was called in to reshoot her scenes. The film had some sound issues. Piper chose to stay with her. Dean was relieved to hear that, at least neither one was alone. He was walking towards the set where they were at when Jaime runs into him.
"Help!" Just then 'Dracula' comes in.
"Son of a bitch." There was really a Dracula.
"Don't use such language in front of my bride." Dracula orders.
"Okay." Dean walks up to Dracula and punches him. "Jaime run!" He and Dracula start fighting.
Jaime took off. Luckily she knew where a whole bunch of people where at.
"Mr Harker. I have expected nothing less. As for Mina, I'm afraid you're too late." When he tried biting Dean, he grabbed Dracula's ear. He was surprised and grossed out when it was peeled off.
"Are you serious?" Before he could do anything, Dracula takes off running. Dean takes chase, but couldn't climb the locked fence where Dracula climbed over. Dean helplessly watched as Dracula drove off on one of the movie set's mopeds.
"Beep, beep!" Dracula sounds his horn.
Intermission (A curtain with fancy lettering comes on the screen, complete with lighthearted piano music.)
Sam was on the set of Hell Razers. Jenna just finished filming, and her and Piper were standing around talking as everyone packed up to go home for the night. Since this scene was a reshoot, there wasn't much people there. A sound guy, a camera man and the director were the only ones there.
"See you bright and early tomorrow!" The director walks away.
The sound guy was packing up, he asked if anyone would like to join him for a drink at the Oktoberfest bar.
"Nah." Jenna was exhausted.
"I'm good." Piper wanted to go back to her hotel with Sam. She heard about the newest murder and wanted to investigate clues with Sam.
"Anyone want a ride?" The camera man asks.
"Me! Guys, tell Dean I'll see him tomorrow. Night!"
"Goodnight!" Jenna would be okay, the cameraman was neighbours with Dean and herself. Once they left, both Piper and Sam get ready to leave when Jaime runs up.
"Help!"
Twenty minutes later they were having drinks at the bar. The cameraman was spooked hearing the security guy's murder and were telling them about the so called studio curse. He pours them some liquor.
"It was in the forties. This studio, before it was bought by a big named studio was owned by a guy named Victor Stacy and his partner. He dreamed about making movies about monsters. But not as your typical monsters that killed people, but regular monsters that had regular lives. They payed bills, got married, he wanted them to come across as regular people. He made a few, all bombed at the box office. His partner, he warned against it. 'No one will buy tickets to see those. People hate monsters.' Which was bullshit. But the world wasn't ready. Unfortunately he was right. The movies flopped. His stockholders were furious, but not as much as Victor. He took out his frustration on his son, by severely abusing him. Poor kid never had a chance. Anyways, he started making movies about killer monsters again. He started making a profit, his stockholders were once again happy. I don't know what Victor was like, but he wasn't happy. He made a fortune over the years, he started creating other genres that made him a millionaire. He should have been happy. But his bad luck started. First one of the leading actresses commits suicide. Then a crew member falls from the skywalk and breaks his skull open, then another gets shot by accident. He had insurance, he wasn't worried about it. Then his daughter." He shuddered. All three were intrigued. "She was found dead. She was pregnant. She died giving birth to her son, she was only thirteen."
Both Jaime and Piper felt sick. Sam was curious. He had to know if this is how the curse started. He heard about the deaths from Hell Razers 2. Bobby was at the studio posing as a crew member with his students, he managed to burn the body of that actress that was haunting the set. As for the others, Bobby put them to rest by burning their remains, but only after they got their revenge on a spurned writer who was causing innocent people to die.
"The most recent deaths. Is that connected to the recent murders?"
"I don't know. But I can tell you this. The day after his daughter died, he sold his half to his partner and left town. He surrendered his now grown son and grandchild to the orphanage."
"What happened to the baby?" Jaime was fascinated by the story.
"I don't know. Neither made it out. They both disappeared before they got to the orphanage. As for the son, once he turned eighteen he pretty much up and vanished.''
"And his partner?"
"He sold the studio for a song." He finishes his drink. "If you excuse me."
Dean walked in a minute later.
"What did I miss?"
Once Sam filled him in, Dean pulls out his "evidence."
"I knew it!" Piper was right.
"Shapeshifter." Sam was looking at the ear.
"But why?" Dean was curious. "Why would he go out of his way to sabotage a movie set?"
Sam gets up.
"That story we been told? I think I have a lead." Sam had a suspect in mind.
"I'll join you." No way was Piper missing this.
Jaime looked at Dean. He was taken, otherwise she would have have him a kiss. Instead she takes another drink. They were interrupted by Lucy.
"Oh! I didn't expect you here! I'm just stealing a bottle." Lucy was in rough looking shape.
"What's wrong Luce?" Jaime was worried. Lucy looked like she was crying.
"Long story. Is it alright if I join you?"
Both Dean and Jaime were listening in sympathy to Lucy's sad tale.
"I'm getting replaced. Apparently I don't have the right look." She takes another drink. She drank out of a different bottle than Jaime and Dean. "I worked in theatre my whole life. Acted everyday since I was born. All I wanted was to be a actress in Hollywood. Now, I'm nothing. My scenes are getting cut."
Both Sam and Piper go to the movie theater. It was used as a private screening for the producers before the movie gets released for the public. Here they make the final decisions on what stays and what doesn't before the final release. Before they walk in they hear organ music.
Bach's "Toccata and Fugue in D Minor" was playing. That particular music was often used for Halloween and was usually played when monsters were shown in movies. The silhouette was of a young man playing the organ.
"How do we do this?" Piper whispered. The shapeshifter was right there.
"Stay behind me." Sam was going to pull off his ear.
Eddie Brewer was playing Bach, then switched it over to something more upbeat. He was dressed in his underwear, he often liked to be here instead of home. He liked it here, it gave him an escape from reality. Here he can be a hero, a villain, a big shot like his uncle. If only he can stop being such a dork. He was unaware of the danger that was sneaking up to him.
"Whoa!" Ed jumped up when he saw a gun pointed at his face. "Huh?" It was Jenna's friends. "What...what's going on?" He was terrified and confused.
"Drop the act. Why are you doing this?" If only Piper could freeze. She can blow up the shifter.
"Answer the question!" Sam clicked his gun in Eddie's face. "Your uncle. I checked the financial records. This place is losing money. So you committed those murders to draw hype." Right after Sam heard that story he and Piper looked into this studio. Many of their movies weren't drawing as much crowds, especially with the rise of piracy. This latest movie was a tribute to the past. Already it was being talked about online. Many blogs were already talking about it, especially when there was a leak about every death that happened.
"What?! I would never hurt anyone! I loved Marissa! I was friends with Mark and Gerald!" Eddie was terrified.
Sam looked at Eddie's head.
"Had time to grow back the ear?" He pulls it. "Why isn't it coming off?"
When Eddie screamed in pain, the truth dawned on Piper.
"Sam..."
"Why isn't your ear coming off?"
"Because he's human!" Oh shit. "Eddie. Forgive us."
Sam lets go of Eddie. Realizing what he done.
Piper had to make up an excuse. Eddie's uncle was seen here earlier.
"Sam! Scaring Eddie isn't the way to audition for a role." She looked at Eddie who was rubbing his ear. "Honey, apologize to him."
Sam put away his gun.
"Did I pass my audition?" God he hoped Eddie bought it.
Eddie' heart was beating like crazy. He smiled nervously at both.
"You two. Wow. I'm telling my uncle. That gun looked real." Eddie was impressed. "I'm just editing the draft. Fax over your resumes. I will definitely pull some strings for a screen test." His newest script was about hunting monsters. He heard the stories about the guy's kid in the forties. The rumor about his relationship with his sister. According to his uncle, the boy he raised wasn't his biological son. His daughter was his, but the boy was not. They were only teenagers, but ended up in a secret relationship. The father found out and beat the boy severely. He always suspected his wife, a actress of cheating. She hung herself when he told her he'll ruin her life and leave her destitute. He then focused his anger on the boy. Beating him severely. Calling him a monster. Then when his teen lover got pregnant, it all went downhill from there. As for the baby, it was called a monster. It kept changing its form. Specialists were called in to deal with it. But the son who was now eighteen, he grabbed the baby and ran into the night, never being seen since. It was an urban legend in the studio.
"Thanks. Sam we better get back." If Eddie wasn't the shifter, who was?
Dean rarely drank these days. This was only his second drink. Why did he feel so sleepy? He looked at his glass. There was four? When he saw Lucy blotting her lips, that is when the truth dawned on him. He punches Lucy.
"Dean! What are you doing!" Jaime was in shock.
"It's you. Isn't it. The vampire, the werewolf, the mummy." How could Dean be so blind? Jenna told him about seeing Lucy standing next to that picnic table. She looked like she was cleaning, but she took her time underneath that cart. To the average viewer, it looked like she was cleaning underneath, but she was planting Marissa's body to be found.
"Lucy" gets up. She moves her dislocated jaw back to its original place.
"Took you long enough."
Dean was about to kick her, but felt sleepy. He looked over at Jaime who was asleep. He passes out.
"And scene." Lucy looked at both Dean and Jaime. "Sorry love. You were a innocent bystander." Her real target was in her loft.
Martin was groaning as he woke up. Where was he? When he woke up, he saw the portrait of Lucy. "What the..." When his eyes cleared he saw Phil staring at him. "Phil? Thank god. Help. Somebody kidnapped me. Phil?" The security guard just gave him a cold smile.
"Uncle Martin. It's been a pleasure."
"Uncle Martin? Wait. Did Eddie put you up to this? When I get my hands on him..."
"Eddie? Spoiled brat. Why did he get the sweet life. What about me?" He started pacing. "You know what my life was like? I was beaten by my father. Called me a monster. He said I was just like my grandpa. My real grandpa. You heard of Elise Drummond?"
"Phil, what are you talking about?" Martin was really confused now.
'Phil' ignored him.
"You never recognized her." He points to 'Lucy's' portrait. Then to Martin's horror, he transformed to 'Lucy.' Unlike the bar wench Lucy, she was dressed exactly like the actress, Elise Drummond, the portrait on the wall. "She was so beautiful wasn't she?" She looked at her with affection. "My great grandmother. She didn't cheat on her husband. She was drugged and taken against her will by his partner, Martin Flagg Sr. You believe in monsters? Your grandfather, he not only ruined my life, he ruined my family's life. He wanted his partner gone, so he framed Elise. Made her think she was cheating on him. She was on her way to become the next Veronica Lake. Then she got pregnant. Not with your grandfather's child, but with his own child. He was a shapeshifter."
"Dean! Dean! Wake up!"
"Just a minute dad." Dean was so tired. When he smelled something gross, he woke up. "Wha...Ew. The hell! Sam?" Sam was waving something under his nose.
"Dean! Martin, he's in trouble."
"I'll keep a eye on Jaime." Piper volunteered.
"Who are you guys?"
"Sam and I, we're hunters."
"And I'm a witch."
"I think I need another drink." This was too much for Jaime.
"My grandfather was a good man!" Martin insisted.
"Bullshit." He transformed back into Phil.
"He was a shapeshifter. Like myself. He cheated me out of my legacy. My grandma was just a kid. But she loved my grandpa." He was filled with rage. "My father, he beat me regularly. Just like his father before him. You know what my father called me, a monster. Just like him. He hated being a shapeshifter, he wanted to be human. Like you." The shapeshifter was staring in Martin's eyes. "When your grandfather bought the studio, he ripped off my great grandfather. His business partner, he gambled it all away. Then he killed himself. My grandfather was never the same. He had to raise his boy alone. My father he hated me. You know how I cope? Movies. My family made movies. Count Dracula, Werewolf Man, The Mummy. They were powerful, hated. But over the years, were loved and revered. I wanted to become them. So I did. My family may not own the studio anymore, but I wanted to honor their legacy. Thank me for generating buzz. Too bad you won't live to see it." He was going to transform to the Creature from the Black Lagoon and eat him, till they saw a bright white light from above. "Argh!"
Martin was in disbelief. Just then then the fake door broke down. A tall man was standing on the door with his foot stuck on the fake door. His partner, a guy with short hair was looking at him with a judgy look.
"Help!" Just what was going on? The stories. His grandfather did buy the studio, but he sold it back to the original owner. However, he was a silent partner. Not many knew it. Wait. His nephew was writing a screenplay. He had a idea.
The shapeshifter was glaring at the two men. But he was wearing a bullet proof vest.
"Hunters. I should have known." He looked at Dean. "Harker! We meet again! Van Helsing! My, am I flattered." Dean and Sam didn't have to shoot. The shapeshifter was quick. He ran behind Sam and threw him threw the fake wall. Poor Sam was passed out. He looked over at Dean. "Van Helsing, he was always a doofus. His descendants made him into some kind of hero, when in reality it was his wife that was the hunter. Now you'll die." Before he can kill Dean, he exploded in a ball of fire.
Piper was standing in the doorway with her hands out.
"As you can see, magic is back."
Martin was staring at the three hunters.
"So it was all true. My grandfather told me everything. I never believed it."
Later that week, Bunnie was holding out her hands.
"The creature is gone."
Kendra sighs. She was holding her breath. Everyone believed she was killed in Hell Razers 3, but she survived thanks to her cousin who was a witch. She became a hunter while she was away.
McG was smiling big. He was hoping to revive the Hell Hazers series. Kids today, they liked to see new things. Jenna was a natural, he couldn't wait to film the sequel. He already had a leading lady, Jaime. She got the part of Peyton, the damsel in distress in the new movie, 'Coming to Life.'
"We'll save Wendy from Hell." Kendra swore. She was holding a gun filled with silver bullets.
"And CUT! That's a wrap!"
Sam was shaking his head.
"Really? All that, for a movie?" Sam was in disbelief.
Martin was smiling big.
"Hunters, witches. Kid, you may have revived this studio." He was already counting his money. Bye bye debt. As for his newest project, he was casting his nephew as Van Helsing. Jaime, the actress he cast as the bar wench, was the new leading actress. He already saw her collecting her Oscar.
Piper was pacing in nervousness. She already froze everyone in the studio in nervousness. She was a extra in Dr Sexy. She was playing Ryder's love interest. At least for the week. She never told Sam she had a kissing scene. She auditioned as a favor for the studio, then was surprised when she got cast. She looked down at herself, she was wearing a low cut maroon dress. Jenna and Dean were sitting on chairs. The movie wrapped a few hours ago, so she went and joined Dean who was munching on popcorn. As for Sam, Piper had no idea where he was. She swallowed when she saw the actor wearing a tux. He smiled dreamily at Piper making her blush.
"Okay! Lights! Actors! To your places!"
Piper was terrified. But she heard there was a another actor in this scene. He was replacing Dr Ryder during the kiss. Piper looked for Sam, and was disappointed when he wasn't watching. Once the lights changed, she forced herself to act.
"And action!"
Leah was sitting in the empty waiting room. Once again, her husband blew her off. However, her lover Dr Ryder never took her for granted. She jumped when she heard his voice.
"I would be glad to keep you company."
Ryder was wearing a tux. Something her husband never did.
"What are you doing here?" Their secret affair was over.
"Keeping you company " He walks over to her.
"This isn't right, I'm married." Leah said weakly.
"No tonight you're not."
Dean was leaning forward in his chair. He loved Dr Sexy, but this new actor, he was clearly the newest heartthrob. He and Dr Sexy were rivals for the position for Chief of Staff. He and Jenna were watching in intent.
He and Leah started kissing, once Ryder started kissing her neck, he peeled off her dress.
"Cut! Piper! Hold your position! Keep those eyes closed! Bring Trey over for the love scene!" Lauren walked off the set. "Okay, action!"
Leah was sighing in contentment. When she opened her eyes, she smiled big when she saw who she was kissing. Trey her husband was wearing a tux. Him and Ryder they planned this. Once Leah was in her underwear, Trey carried her to the hospital bed.
"And cut! Take ten!" Piper and Sam were embarrassed when the lights went on. A stage hand gave Piper a robe.
"Man I can't wait for the new season." Dean loved this show. At least he wasn't alone, Piper was a fan too. At least she had a acting scene. Same with Sam.
The next day all four were walking off the set. Sam and Piper were holding on to each other's waists, while Jenna and Dean were eating burritos they took from the caterer's table. No one told Dean they were vegan.
"I love this town."
"No you don't. You hate LA."
"Let's go home."
"Honey, I'm hungry. Blowing up things makes me famished."
The four heroes walk away in the sunset with Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass' hit song "Green Peppers" playing. At least till the stage hands move the fake set away.
Voiceover: "Coming next week."
The scenes showed the sisters chasing a demon in a movie theater, the scene then cuts to a guy popping out of the screen. He was black and white. Another scene shows Dean getting chased by a monstrous creature holding an ax wearing a mouth guard similar to Hannibal Lectar's mouth guard.
"Time to slice and dice!" The monster tells Dean before throwing a chainsaw to the wall, narrowly missing Dean.
"What is that?" A woman was crawling out of the mirror.
"Bloody Mary."
Voiceover: "All new next week on the CW." Dare to Defy.