"Last time in Total Drama Island, the new victims/contestants were welcomed to the island and quickly divided into teams before throwing them into their first challenge." Chris said as flashbacks were shown of the teams and their first challenge. "The Ferocious Trouts and the Frogs of Death guided their blindfolded teammates through a deadly obstacle course to acquire buckets of chum, simple right?"
The scene changes to Ripper and Chase sinking in mud and Wayne and Nichelle avoid murder hornet nests.
"The Frogs of Death had the lead until Emma's emotional baggage caught up with her and she got into a shouting fight with her ex boyfriend, Chase." Chris said as Emma was shown screaming at Chase from the tower. "Without directions, the Trouts were able to snag victory along with a delicious pizza and wings dinner. Oh, and Ripper showed everyone one his butt, TWICE!"
The scene changes to the night of the first elimination ceremony.
"The following marshmallow ceremony was a shocker as the Frogs of Death voted out Caleb, the most gorgeous man in his entire generation." Chris said as the camera shows Caleb working out in the beach with a monkey watching in awe before changing to Chris standing on the Dock of Shame. "Who will be the next one out? Someone a lot uglier if you ask me. So sit back and find out who that creature will be on TOTAL. DRAMA. ISLAND!"
-Opening Sequence-
Hey what up? I'm here to slay!
A new Camp Wawanakwa comes into view as Chris and Chef land a helicopter with Chris holding the prize money.
Don't know why the rest even bother to stay?
The camera moves to the cliff before jumping off, into the water.
I know the game and I've brought the skill!
Nicelle, Axel, and Priya are swimming away from a shark while Scary Girl/Lauren rides via the fin. Caleb swims up, making the shark stop and admire him as Scary Girl/Lauren is sent spinning off.
Crushing players dream!
Static changes to show MK hacking the camera before ducking, showing Ripper chugging a pot of beans while Zee, Wayne, and Raj watch/cheer. Ripper finishes before tossing the pot and burping/farting loudly, sending Zee flying!
Yeah you know the drill!
The camera moves to Bowie and Millie, the former watching the latter writing notes before Julia backed up while on her phone and bumped into Millie. Causing both to fall.
I wanna be! I wanna be! I wanna be famous!
Marcus and Chase were sparring as Damian and Emma watched. Chase threw a punch that Marcus ducked before he threw a kick to Chase's chin and made him fall to the ground, getting a wince from Damien and a cheer from Emma.
I wanna be! I wanna be! I wanna be famous!
Chef and Chris, who was holding a plate of marshmallow, stood before the campfire pit as everyone sat around them, the camera panning out toward the show title on a sign. Everyone but Marcus, Scary Girl/Lauren and Axel whistles.
Total Drama Island.
-Opening End-
The Mess Hall
Emma let out a sad sigh as she sat at a table, nudged her breakfast with a spoon while Bowie came to join her.
"I still can't believe the team voted out Caleb instead of me last night." Emma said.
"You can thank me for that. I know it wasn't your fault we lost, so I convinced everyone to vote for Caleb instead of you last night." Bowie explained, gesturing to himself and to Emma.
"you did that? For me?" Emma asked in surprise.
"Sort of but let's just say I did do it for you since ex boyfriends are the worst. And you can pay me back later." Bowie said before looking sad. "Still, it wasn't an easy choice. Caleb was serious eye candy."
"Hehehe, he seriously was. Why didn't you pick someone else? If we had a swimsuit episode, we could've seen him without his shirt." Emma said.
Bowie stopped mid bite as the idea came to mind and he hated that he didn't think of it!
"Why would you tell me that? I am already sad he's gone!" Bowie said, beating his hands in the table.
"oh sorry. Sorry." Emma quickly said.
Bowie took a deep breath to calm down.
"Apology accepted, emotional time over." Bowie said, going back to his breakfast. "So, Chase cut your car brakes, what is that all about?"
"Ugh, so I used to be apart of this livestream show called "Three Guys and a Girl in a Beach House." We did all this crazy pranks and stunts be we had one solid rule, we always tell someone when their about to do the prank or stunt, but Chase NEVER TOLD ME ABOUT IT!" Emma said as the camera showed the exact prank that went wrong with Emma driving her car, crashing, and walking back to the beach house with a black eye, messed up hair, and torn clothes.
"Not to mention you could've died, you sort of left that out. But if you ever want to get payback on him in today's challenge, just say the word and I'm at your service." Bowie said with a nod and finger gun.
"Bowie! You rock! Thank you!" Emma said, finger gunning repeatedly.
"Okay, okay, let's tone it down." Bowie said, stopping her.
"Sorry but thanks really. I think we're e gonna be good friends." Emma said as they smiled at each other.
/Bowie's outhouse confessional/
"It's okay to make friends here because friends equal alliances." Bowie said as he crossed his arms. "That's Total Drama Survival 101."
/End of confessional/
The Woods
Damien and Ripper were out for a walk as the latter was making conversion.
"So Chris gave me these new shorts because people were complaining about my bum." Ripper said, gesturing to his new shorts. "Whatever."
Ripper let out a gasp at something he saw, stopping the walk.
"Hide!" He whispered as he tackled Damien into some bushes.
"AAAH!" Damien let out in surprise.
"Check it out." Ripper said, peaking through to see Millie walking in the woods while writing in her notebook. "Millie is writing, like a nerd. Ha!"
"Why does writing make her a nerd exactly?" Damien asked.
Ripper didn't answer as Millie got closer, jumping out of the bush and taking her notebook!
"Ha! What you writing about, nerd? Nature?" Ripper joked, holding the notebook close.
Millie grabbed the notebook to try and get it back.
"Give it back, Ripper!" Millie said as she pulled. "Stop it!"
"Ripper, just give her back-"
"Damien, go long!" Ripper said, pulling back and moving like a football player. "Ripper is in the clear! The clock is running! He goes deep and makes the pass!"
He threw the notebook like a football to Damien, who caught it and offered it back.
"Here's your notebook, Millie." He said with a smile.
"Thanks, Damien." Millie said, taking the notebook before frowning at Ripper. "Bully is nothing but a sign of insecurity. And you are-"
"WAIT!" Ripper said with his hands up.
Damien and Millie paused as they looked at Ripped, curious as to why he looked to be meditating before hearing his stomach gurgling. He moved with his legs out and his arms out as he grunted, sweating before a fart came out. Ripper held his arms up with one leg up before he began farting without pause.
"1 steamboat, 2 steamboats, 3 steamboats..." Ripper counted as Millie and Damien watched.
Disgusted and shocked.
"Why is he counting? Why does he need to count?! Should we take cover!?" Damien asked, slightly panicking.
Just as he started, Ripper's farts stopped as Millie and Damien covered their noses.
"Darn it, I had a good feeling this time." He said, walking to the two in a slump. "The longest world record for farting held by someone under 18 is a kid named Bucky Windworm. He fired off a 48 second stink bomb that was heard around the world."
"And how exactly do you know this?" Damien asked before a pencil eraser was poked to his cheek.
"Shh. Let him speak, Damien." Millie said as she wrote this in her notebook.
"My personal best is 47 seconds but I know I can beat that record. So whenever I have to let out some air, I count steamboats." Ripper said with a determination look. "It's my life's dream."
"But wait-Ow!" Damien was cut off as Millie elbowed him in the stomach.
"Keep going, Ripper. We're listening." Millie said, still writing.
"Well, I'm also wondering if by counting out loud, I hurt my chance for an accurate time since I'm breathing from by face and my butt." Ripper said, gesturing to his mouth and behind.
"Actually, dropped intestine gas can be reabsorbed by the butt cheeks when it's released as an exhale." Damien stated as Millie still took notes.
"Nerd! Nerd!" Ripper shouted, pointing at Damien, who held a blank face. "Nerdy nerdy nerd! Nerd nerd nerd nerd! Nerdy nerd!"
/Ripper's outhouse confessional/
"It's important to call out nerds when they do something nerdy. Or else they just keep going on and on in "nerdom" as if that's normal. Like talking about algebra and science and orcs like it's an everyday thing." Ripper said before chuckling. "Hehehe, it is NOT."
/Millie's outhouse confessional/
"Ripper's life ambition is a fart. A fart!" Millie said, still taking notes before gesturing to her notebook as she chuckled. "I don't think I brought enough notebooks to cover something like that."
/End of confessionals/
A THUD was heard that made the trio pause, looking around to see what caused it before a second THUD was heard.
"What is that?" Damien asked.
"I think it's coming from over here." Ripper said, pointing to the left.
The trio moved towards the noise as it got louder, arrive at an opening to see Marcus standing before a tree. His hoodie was off to reveal a black tank top with bandage wraps on his hands, allowing him to punch a tree in front of him without getting too hurt.
THUD!
He kept punching the tree one fist at a time, unaware of the trio watching him from the bushes.
"Dude, what are you doing?" Ripper asked, revealing them.
"Training." He said before punching the tree against.
"By punching a tree?" Ripped asked again.
"It's actually not that uncommon for boxers to train themselves by striking trees." Millie said, writing this down in her notebook.
"Are you training to be a boxer someday, Marcus?" Damien asked.
"MMA, actually." Marcus said, throwing a one-two combo. "I want to be the next world champ and I've trained for years to do that."
"Years? That at is so cool!" Ripper said with a grin.
"And kind of dangerous. Are you parents okay with this?" Damien asked.
"Don't have em, don't need em." Marcus said.
"You don't have parents? You're an orphan at age 16?" Millie asked in shock.
"Yep. Raised in an orphanage, never got adopted, got GED. Plain and simple. Not a big deal." Marcus said, continuing his training and not seeing the shocked faces of the trio behind him.
/Damien's outhouse confessional/
"That is a VERY big deal! How could not care if never got adopted?" Damien asked with his arms out. "And did he say he had a GED? He's basically an adult already and he wants to get into MMA? The survival rate alone is only 50%!"
/End of confessional/
"Alright, that should be enough." Marcus said, wiping his forehead and picking up his hoodie. "See you back at camp."
The trio was still shocked by his story as Marcus left the clearing to head back to camp while Millie quickly wrote this in her notebook.
/Millie's outhouse confessional/
"Marcus grew up in an orphanage and was never adopted? This could've had TONS of psychological and emotional damage to him. And though getting a G.E.D. is a good thing, depending on how young he got it must've stunted his social growth who knows how much. I think Marcus might need to seek professional help after the show ends." Millie said, worried for Marcus.
/End of confessional/
Ferocious Trouts cabin
Chase was sitting on the front steps as Zee walked out of the boys side.
"Hmmm, I got a case of the munchies." He said, holding his stomach.
His prayers were answered as Axel walked to the cabin with a stick skewered with random meat with bones in them. She was also a little roughed up with green and brown mud on her face.
"I've caught enough for everyone. Enjoy." She said, showing them the meat.
"Wait, did you say caught?" Chase asked, looking at the meat.
Axel smirked as a flashback was shown, a group of squirrels gathering acorns in a field before Axel jumped out at them.
"YAAAAAH!" She roared with her fist in the air.
"AAAAAH!" The squirrels screamed in terror.
Another flash was shown at a handmade fire pit, the flames igniting as Axel roasted the squirrel meat on a stick.
"Yeah, I said caught." Axel said, offering them the squirrel meat again as a clump fell off to the ground.
Under the steps, Scary Girl/Lauren grabbed it before moving back to eat it under the cabin.
"And what are these exactly?" Chase asked, pointing to the meat.
"Small, dead animal meat." Axel said.
"Yeah and WHAT were they exactly?" Chase asked again.
"Small living animal." Axel said to him, still not being clear. "EAT!"
"Ummmmm, okay." Zee said, taking a small bit of meat.
Marcus came over with his hoodie back on and unwrapping his hands.
"Eat what?" Marcus asked, putting the bandage wraps in his pockets.
"The strange meat Axel foraged for us." Chase said, pointing to the meat. "By the way, hard pass!"
"I am not asking you, I am telling you! A strong team and a winning team, now eat!" Axel said, offering the squirrel meat to Chase AND Marcus.
Chase took a step back as Marcus stared at the meat, shrugging his shoulders before he took two clumps from the stick. He ate one graciously, getting a smile from Axel and a dropped jaw from Chase.
"Hmm, not bad." Marcus said as he ate.
"Dude, this is good!" Zee said, eating his meat as well. "Is this squirrel? It tastes nutty."
"See?" Axel asked with a smirk, eating some meat herself.
The loudspeakers came as Chris gave an announcement.
"Attention, Campers! It's time for today's challenge! 10 minutes to get to the beach, over and out!" Chris said over the speakers.
"Guess we're out of time." Chase said, smiling that he didn't have to eat the squirrel meat.
Axel rolled her eyes as she followed him while Zee and Marcus finally noticed Scary Girl/Lauren under the cabin porch.
"Hey, you got a little something." Zee said, pointing to her face.
She looked at them as she wiped her mouth but didn't get any of the meat on her chin, cheek, forehead, and in her teeth.
"Yeah, you got it." Zee said, nervously and uncomfortable.
"No, you didn't. It's all over your face." Marcus said, throwing some bandage wraps for her to use. "Use these."
He left as Scary Girl/Lauren picked them up, gazing at Marcus as he left.
/Scary Girl/Lauren's outhouse confessional/
"Once again, he's not afraid. I don't hate that yet I'm also drawn to it." She said, wiping her face clean before sniffing the bandage wraps. "Hmm, hints of old blood. I like that."
She decided to keep the bandage wraps before leaving the outhouse.
/MK's outhouse confessional/
She was shown tinkering with the camera up close.
"Oh sorry, not here to confess. Never gonna do something like that. I just want to know exactly how the camera works." MK said before pulling out a plug! "Yeah! Boom baby! Okay, he's the real deal people. I'm gonna use the phone I swiped from Julia and download everyone's confessions."
She pulled out the phone and plugged the outlet into the phone, downloading all the confessionals til this point.
"I'm gonna skip through anyone pooping if they do come in here to do that, though." MK said as she finished and plugged the cord back into the camera. "I'm not some weirdo."
/End of confessionals/
The Beach
The teams assembled on the beach in colored carpets again as Chris stood before them dressed as a pirate.
"Ahoy, ya bilge sucking landlubbers!" He said in a pirate voice before speaking normally. "Welcome to your second challenge! To win this one, you will literally need to take your other team down! To the bottom of the ocean!"
Pointing to the water, Chris reveals two, identical, old style ships used by pirates. The left one being for the Ferocious Trouts with a red tint and flag with their team logo on it and the right one for the Frogs of Death with a green tint with their team logo on the flag.
"Each ship has two functioning, pull string cannons which you will use to fire cannon balls at the other team's ship. Load then up and pull to fire." Chris said as an intern pulled the string and fired a shot.
"Just like me." Ripped said, pulling his own finger to fart.
"Dude, no." Marcus comments, shaking his head.
"Anyway, since legal has prevent us from using actual cannonballs, both teams will be using heads of cabbage that are stored below the decks of both ships." Chris said as the camera cut to bags of cabbages and piles of cabbages in one of the ships. "Great source vitamin K but also a great source of pain! Which is ironic since vitamin K helps with blood clots."
Scary Girl/Lauren squealed in delight as she covered her mouth.
"Oooh! Blood." She said with a grin.
Everyone looked disturbed at her, even Marcus as he looks blankly at her with a single brow raised.
"Ohohohokay, you're not crazy at all." Chris said, pointing to her. "Moving on, once in the ship, both teams will need to decide on who shoots and who gets ammo. Any player that goes overboard and into the water is out of the challenge and will have to swim to shore. The first team to sink the opposing ship wins."
"What happens if there's a tie?" Marcus asked.
"Why would there be a tie?" Chris asked him.
"Just curious I suppose." Marcus said with a shrug.
"Well, in case there IS a tie breaker, we'll think of something. But the challenge will begin when I fire this vintage blunderbuss!" Chris said, pulling out a very old, pirate theme gun before gesturing to a speedboat. "Chef will now take you to your ships."
"OUCH!" Chef said, being bitten by a pirate on his shoulder. "Stop it! Bad bird! Bad bird! Chris, I change my mind, I want the hat instead of the bird!"
"Really? Cuz I kind of like this hat and you did chose the bird." Chris said to him. "No take backs."
"Rah! No take backs!" The parrot repeats.
"But that was before I knew the bird was gonna be a jerk!" Chef said before he was bitten again! "Ouch! Stop biting me!"
"All aboard teams!" Chris said.
Frogs of Death ship
"Alright, I think I should be captain, boys. I think it makes sense since I have the most experience leading a team." Wayne said, standing before Raj, Julie, Nichelle, MK, Bowie, and Emma with a pirate captain's hat on his head.
"I'm not sure it works like that. Hockey and sailing-" MK was cut off.
"Go Snow Owls!" Raj said in her face!
"Hoot! Hoot!" Wayne and Raj hooted.
"Alright. Rajjie, MK, you guys are on fruit cabbage detail." Wayne said to them.
"Aye, aye, Captain!" Raj said with a salute before rushing off. "Let's go, MK."
"Okay?" MK said as she followed Raj below deck.
/Bowie's outhouse confessional/
"Cabbages are not fruit. Plain and simple." Bowie said, leaning over his crossed legs. "That's all I wanted to say."
/End of confessional/
"Me and Bowie can work a cannon." Emma said as she and Bowie ran to one of the cannons.
"Great. That's mean you and Nichelle will work the other cannon, Julia." Wayne said to them.
"Sure. It's only natural the two famous people work together. Whatever, right?" Julia said as she hooked arms with Nichelle, surprising her as they moved to the cannon. "It's probably good for the ratings."
/Nichelle's outhouse confessional/
"I am famous." Nichelle said, gesturing to herself. "Julia? No clue who she is or how she is famous."
/End of confessional/
Ferocious Trouts ship
"I'm the captain!" Ripper said, fighting with Axel for the pirate hat.
"No, I'm captain!" Axle said back before the hat ripped, both getting one half. "GRRR!"
They both put the ripped halves on their heads, as Zee came over to them.
"Two captains? There's not way we can lose now." Zee said, holding a can of soda.
"There can only be ONE captain." Axel said with her finger up.
"Agreed! Alright, losers. Hands up if you want her to be your captain." Ripper said, crossing his arms.
He, Zee, and Axel looked back as Millie, Damien, Priya, Marcus, and Chase raised their hands. This shocked Ripper before he grew angry.
"Seriously? If you guys think I'm taking orders from a girl, then you are out of your minds!" Ripper said, pointing to Axel.
This offended Axel, Millie, Priya, and Scary Girl/Lauren as they narrowed their eyes at Ripper.
"Then you're off this ship!" Axel said before she jumped and kicked Ripper in the face!
"AAAAH!" He screamed, falling into the water as Axel smirked down to him.
/Axel's outhouse confessional/
"That is how a captain deals with mutiny." Axel said, elbows on her legs and the torn hat still on her head.
/Marcus's outhouse confessional/
"Impressive jump kick." Marcus said with a nod, his arms crossed.
/End of confessionals/
"Woah! I get he was sexist but taking out your own teammate is not how you win challenges!" Priya said, upset and angry.
"Way to go! Now we're down a player!" Chase said, also angry.
"Maybe if you bothered to count, you'd see we still have one extra teammate. And maybe you'd be okay with it if you are some of the squirrel meat." Axel said, pointing in his face.
"Wait wait wait wait. What's this about eating squirrels?" Damien asked in surprise as Millie, Priya, and Scary Girl/Lauren looked at him.
"Don't worry about it. Let's just focus." Marcus said, crossing his arms.
The Beach
Chef and Chris stood on shore as the parrot was asleep as Chef's neck was covered in bite marks.
"Phew, he's finally asleep." Chef said softly.
"Aw, that's so cute." Chris said before pulling up a megaphone. "LET THE BATTLE BEGIN!"
He then fired the blunderbuss into the air, waking up the parrot as it began biting Chef again!
"Ah! Ow! Get him off me! Get him off me!" Chef shouted as he began running away! "Help!"
The Ships
"BATTLE STATIONS!" Wayne and Axel shouted as their teams went to work.
MK and Raj brought heads of cabbages up for their team as Damian and Millie did the same, the former handing one to Scary Girl/Lauren as she quickly loaded the cannon with vigor. Julia did the same before both ships fired at each other!
Ferocious Trouts ship
"Incoming!" Axle shouted, pointing to several cabbages flying towards them!
Millie ducked as Priya skillfully leaned back and dodged with her legs.
"Look out for that one!" Millie said as a cabbage came as right at Priya!
A fist suddenly knocked the cabbage away, making it hit the railing and head into the water.
"Stay focus and don't show off." Marcus said, his fist being what saved Priya.
"R-Right! Thanks." Priya said in surprise as Marcus walked forward.
"Thank me by helping us win." Marcus said, rolling his shoulders.
A far shot suddenly ripped through the flag as Axel looked up to it.
"Zee, go stitch up our flag! Now!" She ordered him.
The tall teen rushed off as Chase ducked under another cabbage shot.
"Their shoots aren't even hitting the ship! Their aim is horrible!" He mocked the Frogs.
Frogs of Death ship
Bowie and Emma stood by their cannons as it was smoking, being the one that missed hitting Chase.
"What are you doing? You have to aim lower if you want to sink their ship." Nichelle said to them. "Like this."
With a pull of the string, her and Julia's cannon fired and hit the opposite ship below deck!
Ferocious Trouts ship
Millie and Damien were getting more cabbages for ammo before the former were hit by an enemy cabbage!
"AH!" Millie shouted in pain while Damien jolted from this.
Frogs of Death ship
"Got it! Thanks!" Emma said as she and Bowie ducked a cabbage shot.
"You got this girl! We're gonna drown those fish!" Nichelle shouted with a smile.
"Oh, never yell. It prematurely ages your neck." Julia said, gesturing to her neck while holding a cabbage.
"You gonna aim for the ship or keep aiming for Chase?" Bowie whispered to Emma.
"Chase. Always Chase until he goes down." Emma said with a grin, aiming their cannon at Chase again.
"I just love your style." Bowie said with a smile before he and Emma ducked a cabbage from the trouts.
The Beach
Ripper washed up on shore with a black eye and a bruise on his chin as Chris stood over him.
"How did you get past the sharks, Ripper?" Chris asked.
"Sharks? What sharks?" Ripper asked.
"Did I not release them? How could I not remember to release the sharks? I even drew a picture on my hand to remember." Chris said, gesturing to his hand and a small drawing of a shark. "Still forgot. Oh well, no time like the present."
Chris reached into his vest and pulled out a remote, pushing a red button to release two sharks inside of an underwater cage.
Frogs of Death ship
Wayne was looking through a telescope, opposite direction.
"Brace yourselves!" He shouted as two cabbages hit him he ship, making two holes! "Direct hits!"
The Beach
"ATTENTION, PIRATE CREWS! There are now nan eating sharks in the water!" Chris shouted via the megaphone again.
"WHY?!" Damien shouted from the Trouts ship.
"Because I forgot to put them in earlier!" Chris replied with a smirk.
Ferocious Trouts ship
Damien was busy loading a cannon as a head of cabbage was flying towards him.
"How can he be serious about-" He was cut off as the cabbage hit him! "AAAAAH!"
The capped teen was knocked through the banner on the other side and into the water, slowly sinking before he swam back up. He coughed up some water before he noticed a shark swimming near him!
"AAAAAAH!" He screamed like a little girl before it left. "Phew."
The shark then came back.
"AAAAAAH!" He screamed again before it left again. "Phew."
The shark rose before it with its jaw open to eat him!
"AAAAAAAAH!" He screamed before a cannon fired, hitting the shark with a cabbage.
Damien looked up to see Scary Girl/Lauren and Marcus aiming a cannon downward to save him.
"Thank you, guys! Thank you! Did you see that shark? It's was a Great White! You don't see them in fresh water." Damien said as the shark rose under him. "The water messes with the buoyancy in their livers and makes it harder for them to keep swim."
"Stop fact checking." Marcus said blandly.
"You've got more problems!" Scary Girl said, pointing at the shark.
"What problems?" Damien asked before noticing he was standing on the shark! "AAAAAH!"
He quickly jumped off and swam to shore as fast as he could.
/Scary Girl's outhouse confessional/
"What screams do I enjoy more? The screams of death or the screams of the living? The latter of course." Scary Girl said with her hands on her knees. "So I saved Damien with Marcus. No biggie."
/End of confessional/
Frogs of Death ship
"Three cabbages ready!" Bowie said, pushing three cabbages into a cannon.
He and Emma quickly ducked under an enemy shot before Emma pulled the string, sending the cabbages at Chase.
Ferocious Trouts ship
Said teen was hit in the stomach before ducking another but got hit in the face. He then jumped but failed as a cabbage hit him in the crotch!
"UGH!" He grunted, curling on the ground in pain. "Aaaaaaaaah."
Frogs of Death ship
"Yes!" Emma said as she and Bowie high-fived.
"What are you doing? You can't sink their ship if you don't aim for it!" Nichelle said to them.
"Emma, Bowie! Good thinking." Wayne said as he rushed to them before they all ducked a cabbage shot. "Way to use your heads!"
"Why are you complimenting them?" Nichelle said before ducking under a cabbage. "We only hit their ship one time."
"But if we keep taking out their offense, they'll be forced to play defense because they're short handed!" Wayne said.
"And then we can keep shooting pucks into their goal while the clock runs down!" Raj said as he and MK returned with more cabbages.
"Right on the money, Rajjie!" Wayne said to him.
"What are you saying? Just speak English!" Bowie said with his hands up.
"We mean if we take out their players, they won't have enough to fight back." Wayne said before he dodged a cabbage. "Then we can keep firing on their ship and sink it."
"Oh! I like that plan." Bowie said, nodding his head. "Let's go with that!"
With the whole team in agreement, the Frogs of Death loaded their cannons and aimed for the members of the Ferocious Trouts!
"FIRE!" Wayne shouted, pointing to the red ship as the cannons fired!
Ferocious Trouts ship
Chase and Priya were busy reloading a cannon while Marcus and Scary Girl/Lauren were waiting for Millie with more ammo.
"So...what do you like to do for fun?" She asked him, starting conversation.
Marcus didn't reply as Millie returned with an arm full of cabbage.
"Okay, I got more cabbages!" Millie said before a cabbage hit her! "AAH!"
"Millie!" Priya said as Millie was sent flying off the ship and the cabbages rolled on deck.
"Quick! Grab the cabbages!" Chase said, catching one while Scary Girl/Lauren caught another.
Axel rushed to them as Marcus saw more cabbages flying toward them, not the ship.
"I'll take Millie's spot and get more cabbages, you guys-" Axel was cut off as she was hit by a cabbage and sent over board! "AAAAAH!"
"Axel!" Priya said before a thud was heard behind her!
She and everyone turned around to see Marcus was punching at cabbages flying at them, knocking away some of them while dodging others!
"Stay low and load the cannons. I'll drew their fire!" Marcus said, in a boxer stance as he glared at the other ship.
The Beach
Damien crawled into the shore and kissed the sand, Millie crawled up next to him as he began spitting out the sand.
"I regret that!" Damien said before spitting out more sand.
On the side, Chris and Chef were watching from lounge chairs.
"Well well well, seems like the Frogs of Death are taking out the other team players first before going for the ship." Chris said as he and Chef smiled at the strategy before speaking through the megaphone. "Hey Trouts, you're getting outsmarted by WAYNE!"
"Ahahahahahahaha!" Chris and the Parrot laughed.
"Oh I love kicking people while they're down." Chris said.
"I love biting Chef's neck." The parrot said before biting Chef again!
"OW! OW! Are you sure you don't want to trade, Chris?" Chef asked him.
"Hmm, I don't know. I REALLY like this hat." Chris said, pointing to his pirate hat.
Frogs of Death ship
"FIRE!" Wayne commanded again as his team fired more cabbages at the Trouts.
Ferocious Trouts ship
Marcus continued to draw the enemy fire, bobbing and weaving cabbages while punching away others!
"Come on, is that all?" He asked before noticing Scary Girl/Lauren standing still next to him. "Why are you not loading with the others?"
"You seem like your having more fun." Scary Girl replied, dodging a cabbage. "So why not join you?"
As Marcus didn't argue with this, Priya was loading the right cannon and firing back while Chase loaded the left one. He then saw Marcus duck a cabbage and uppercut the next into the air while Scary Girl/Lauren backflipped to dodge a third one!
"Wow, nice moves guys!" He said, standing up and getting hit! "GUH! AAAAAH!"
Chase crashed into the water with a SPLAT, making the Trouts down to five players.
Frogs of Death ship
"Yes! I got him!" Emma said before she began dancing, drawing all her teammates eyes as she sang too. "I got him! I got him! I got him good!"
"Ahem." Bowie said, pretending to clear his throat to draw her attention.
Emma laughed nervously as she stopped dancing and held her face.
"I mean, I got one of them! I don't know who, Chase maybe? Heh." Emma said, embarrassed.
Raj and MK quickly returned to with more cabbages.
"Hey, guys! We got more leaf balls from the basement!" Raj said.
"Then let's end this!" Nichelle said, determined and smirking.
"Yeah!" Wayne said with his fists up.
"#YachtLife!" Julia said, holding up another phone to take a selfie.
(Julia's phone count: 6)
The Beach
"The Ferocious Trouts have only 4 players remaining while the Frogs of Death have a full 7. It's not looking good by maybe they could turn this around!" Chris said but didn't mean it.
Ferocious Trouts ship
Marcus continued to box against the cabbages but grew tired as he began taking body shots or blocking. Grunting from them but staying strong.
"Guh!" He grunted, skidding back from a gut shot but staying on board as he punched away three more!
Near the left cannon, Zee was in a fetal position with his back against the cannon while Priya and Scary Girl/Lauren stood in front of him before they ducked!
"We're out numbered and pinned down!" Priya said.
"And the dude can't keep this up forever." Zee said, pointing to Marcus before a cabbage flew past him! "Aaah! What do we do now?"
"Ram the ship!" Scary Girl shouted suddenly, smiling widely.
"Ram the ship?" Priya said as she rubbed her chin.
"That's a really bad idea." Zee said in worry.
"No, that could work. If both ships sink, it'll be a tie. Meaning either no elimination for either team or we do a tiebreaker!" Priya said with a smile.
"Exactly! It's our only chance!" Scary Girl/Lauren said before she was hit with a cabbage! "Aaah!"
"No!" Marcus said before being hit three times, going off the ship!
"WAAAH!" Scary Girl/Lauren let out as she and Marcus crashed into the water.
Priya and Zee went to the edge, looking at their teammates sinking in the water.
"Oh man! oh man! oh man!" Zee said in worry.
"Looks like we've got no choice but to ram the ship. What do you say, Zee?" Priya asked him.
"Hmm, ram the ship. Go overboard." Zee muttered between the options before making up his mind. "Let's ram this thing!"
Priya smiled and nodded as they got to work, Zee took the ship's helm while Priya rose the anchor from the water.
"Full speed ahead!" Priya shouted as she quickly unfurled the sails!
The ship caught wind as Zee turned them towards the Frogs of Death ship.
Frogs of Death ship
"Are they steering towards us?" Nichelle asked with wide eyes.
"They're going to ram into us." MK said as she held up two fingers. "If they sink both our ships, we'll have to go into a tie breaker!"
Julia let out a gasp as she turned to them.
"Okay, for reals, we cannot sink because I may or may not have a phone right now." Julia said.
"Keep firing the cannons! We need to sink them before they sink us!" Wayne said to the trio.
"Go, Frogs of Death!" The entire team said as they all raised their fists in the air while the team logo was in the background.
The Beach
Axel crawled up to shore with her torn hat gone as Ripper stood over her.
"Nice work, captain." He said with his fists on his hips.
"At least I did something other than being mutinous sexist!" Axel said, standing up and getting in his face.
"You know what your problem is?!" Ripper shouted at her.
"Why my fist isn't in your face yet?!" Axel asked as she held up her fist.
"You try and punch me and I'm gonna-"
"HEY!" Chris said, using the megaphone as they turned to him. "Keep it down, I am trying to watch people get hurt in the challenge."
"She's the one who started it!/He was being sexist and refused to listen!" Ripped and Axel said over each other.
"BWAAA! Shut your cake holes!" The parrot shouted at them.
"Okay, I want the bird." Chris said, liking the parrot now.
"Thank you." Chef said with a smile before being bit again. "AAAH!"
The Ships
Zee was still driving Ferocious Trouts ship towards the Frogs of Death ship as Priya was moving a cannon towards the front.
"Fire!" Bowie shouted as Emma pulled the cord, firing cabbages!
"Fire!" Nichelle said as Julia fired cabbages as well!
Both shots hit the red ship as Priya loaded her cannon and fired at the Frogs!
"More cabbages!" Wayne said before ducking under Priya's shot!
"Got it!" Raj said as he rushed with more cabbages while MK went to get more.
Cannons continued to fire back and worth as Zee screamed in defiance, keeping the helm steered towards the green ship.
The Beach
"Oh this is gonna be good!" Chris said in excitement as the parrot sat on his right shoulder.
"Bwaaa! Someone's gonna die. Someone's gonna die." The parrot said.
Frogs of Death ship
"He's gonna hit us!" Raj said, holding more cabbages!
"BRACE YOURSELVES!" Wayne shouted as they all stared at the red ship!
"AAAAAAH!" Nichelle screamed!
"AAAAAH!" Bowie screamed as Emma held her head down!
"AAAAH!" MK screamed while holding cabbages!
Ferocious Trouts ship
"YEAH!" Priya screams with a smile.
"I can't watch!" Zee said, taking his hands off the helm and covering his eyes.
A seagull flew into the ship and landed on the helm, making the red ship turn away from the green ship.
"No! Zee!" Priya screamed, looking towards Zee and seeing the bird on the helm!
The Beach
"No no no! So close!" Chris said through the megaphone.
"What did I tell you? Birds are nothing but trouble." Chef said, referring to the parrot as it glared at him.
"It's okay." Chris whispered to the parrot. "You can poop on him after the challenge."
Ferocious Trouts ship
The red ship crashed into a ridge of rocks, making a large hole that drew water into the ship and slowly made it sank.
"Oh no! Abandon ship!" Priya said before jumping off the ship and swimming to shore.
Zee was still standing on the ship and uncovered his eyes to watch as it took on water.
"Well, they say captain goes down with his ship. So it looks-" Zee was cut off as water quickly filled his mouth as the ship sank.
The Beach
"Frogs of Death! You have won the challenge and tonight's reward feast!" Chris said over the mega phone.
Frogs of Death ship
"Champions! Champions! Champions!" Wayne and Raj said as they hugged each other while Bowie, Julia, Nichelle, MK and Emma celebrated in silence.
/Wayne and Raj's outhouse confessional/
"We came to this island to win. So that's what we did." Raj said, sitting side by side with Wayne.
"The other team was good but we were just better." Wayne said with a confident look.
"Total fart faces." Raj said with a confident look as well.
"Good one, Rajjie. Definitely fart faces." Wayne said as they both looked at the camera.
/End of confessional/
"Way to go, Frogs. And excellent strategy there, Wayne." Chris said to them as he and Chef were on the ship.
"Thanks, coach." Wayne said with his hands on his hips.
"Maybe if becoming hockey players doesn't work out, you and Raj could be pirates." Chris said.
Wayne and Raj paused before laughing a bit.
"Okay, sure./We'll keep that in mind, boss." Wayne and Raj said.
/Wayne and Raj's outhouse confessional/
"We've got a back up in case me and Raj don't make it as pros." Wayne said.
"Which we totally will." Raj said as they fist bumped.
"Oh yeah for sure, man. But IF we don't make it as pros..." Wayne said with his finger up.
"We both REALLY love..." Raj said, gesturing to Wayne.
"Syrup." They both said with a pause.
"So we'll be beekeepers if we don't become pros." Wayne said as Raj nodded.
/Bowie's outhouse confessional/
"Bees make honey, not syrup. All I wanted to say." Bowie said as he leaned on his legs.
/End of confessionals/
Zee was now swimming towards the shore with a smile before a shark slowly swam up behind him, alerting his team on the beach.
"Zee! Look out for the shark!" Millie shouted as Priya stood next to her.
The tall teen looked back and gasped as the shark got closer to him!
"Aaaah!" He scene as before being pulled under!
Zee rose back up and down in the water as the Ferocious Trouts watched in shock and fear, even Marcus with his eyes wide. But Scary Girl just kept smiling. Chris was the same as he watched while drinking from a soda cup.
"Aah! Ahh! Ahh!" Zee let out as he made it to shore, hitting the shark a few times before his left leg was ripped off as he scooted back!
"AAAAAH!" Chef screamed in shock!
"AAAAAH!" Priya and Millie screamed in shock as the latter looked away.
"AAAAH! The shark took his leg!" Damien said as Ripper just looked shock in silence. "Somebody call an ambulance!"
"Ehehehehe!" Scary Girl giggled as she clapped her hands.
"Wait, why is there no blood?" Marcus asked as she stopped giggling and clapping.
"Huh?" Scary Girl said as she too noticed the lack of blood.
"Aw man! Did you guys see that? My leg got stolen!" Zee said sadly as the shark chewed on his leg. "Man, why a bummer. That was my favorite leg too."
"How is he so calm about this?" Millie asked in surprise.
"He must be in shock. That must be it." Priya rationalized.
"Again, there is no blood." Marcus said a bit louder.
"It really was a great leg, one of my best." Zee said, raising his left stump leg.
Suddenly, the shark spit out the leg to the shore and revealed it wasn't flesh and blood but a metal prosthetic leg!
"Awesome! I got my leg back!" Zee said happily as he picked up the prosthetic.
"A metal leg?! He's a robot!" Ripped said in shock, holding his hair.
"No, he's not." Axel said as she looked at Zee. "And why didn't you tell us you had a prosthetic earlier, Zee?"
"Well, none of you asked and it's not like it's a normal topic. You know?" Zee said as he put his prosthetic back on, smiling.
"Fair enough." Axel said to him.
"Team Trout, I'll see you all at the elimination ceremony." Chris said, walking to Scary Girl and Axel. "Because someone..."
The camera pans to Damien, then Chase, then Scary Girl/Lauren, then Priya and Millie, then Marcus, then Axel, then Ripped, and then Zee.
"Is going home." Chris said, pointing to the dock of shame.
/Chase's outhouse confessional/
"Those cabbages hurt A LOT." Chase said, covered in bruise and holding his side. "But on the bright the side, Emma couldn't stop ch-ch-checking me out! Oh yeah! She's still got the hots for me!"
/Emma's outhouse confessional/
"Did you see Chase on the beach? Before Zee was attacked, I saw him holding his rips in pain." Emma said as she held her hands together. "I hurt him so much! Yay!"
/End of confessionals/
"Ugh! This is all your fault, Axel! If you just listened to me like a woman should, none of this would've happen!" Ripper said, crossing his arms.
"Like a woman should? What does THAT mean?" Axel asked with a glare as Chris walked away.
"An alpha man always knows what's best! A beta woman like you and the others need to listen to alphas or else stuff like this happens!" Ripper said, getting glares from the girls on their team for his sexist comment.
/Marcus's outhouse confessional/
The blood haired teen simply shook his head as he gazed at the camera. He then moved a finger across his neck to symbolize that someone was dead.
/End of confessional/
Campfire Pit
After some time to lick their wounds, the team walked through the woods and reached the campfire pit before sitting in the nine provide chairs. From left to right it was Zee, Millie's Priya, Chase, Marcus, Scary Girl/Lauren, Ripped, Axel, and Damien.
"Welcome to the campfire, Trouts. Today, you'll be voting for the person you think deserves to go home the most and trust me, there are PLENTY of those." Chris said as Ripper and Axel glanced at each other.
"Scary Girl." Chef said to her. "You decided to talk to Marcus instead of warning Millie of the cabbage and letting her get hit."
"Which was hilarious." Scary Girl defended as Millie glanced at her.
"Zee, you were at the helm of the ship and could've ended things in a tie but let a bird stir your ship into the rocks and lost the challenge for your team." Chef said as Priya and Millie glared at Zee.
/Zee's outhouse confessional/
Zee was sitting with a pair of cargo shorts on, no longer hiding his prosthetic leg.
"Okay, true but if I go home now, nobody is gonna know how I lost my leg." Zee said before holding his left leg up and putting it down. "I was actually born without a left leg but most people would want to hear a cool story. So yeah, I think I'm safe."
/End of confessional/
"Ripper. You were making sexist comments and was in the water before the challenge even begin." Chef said to him as Ripper looked nervous and Axel looked confident. "You were completely useless!"
/Ripper's outhouse confessional/
"Why am I getting the blame for that? Axel is the one who kicked me on the water!" Ripper said, pointing outside. "If I was captain like I should've been, we would've won!"
/End of confessional/
"Axel, you were the captain and you kicked your own teammate off the ship. Sexist or not." Chef said as Zee nodded in agreement.
/Axel's outhouse confessional/
"Whatever! The girls on the team was with me on that and there is no way I am goo my home tonight. I made everyone breakfast this morning." Axel said, pointing to herself.
/End of confessional/
"When I call your name, you will get a marshmallow. And if you do, you are safe, but if you don't, you will walk down the Dock of Shame and leave the island FOREVER." Chris said, holding a marshmallow as a tray of marshmallows sat on a barrel. "Let's begin. Millie. Marcus. Chase. Priya. Scary Girl. Damien."
All of them caught their marshmallows with smiles and nods as Zee, Ripper, and Axel were left.
"You all are safe." Chris said, holding up the next marshmallow. "The next marshmallow goes to...Zee!"
Chris tossed the marshmallow to see as he caught it with a smile.
"Alright! Can I eat now or should I save it?" Zee asked.
"You can do either, man. It's your marshmallow." Chris said to him.
"Haha! Best day ever!" Zee said before eating the marshmallow. "Mmmm."
"Ripper, Axel. One of you is about to head home." Chris said to them.
"Maybe we should fight for the marshmallow." Ripper said as he punched his hand.
"Heheheh, sounds good to me." Axel said with a smirk. "Easy win."
"Kids, don't make me separate you!" Chris said sternly before smirking. "Actually, I'm gonna do that anyway! The last marshmallow goes to...
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Axel."
With a toss, Chris gave Axel the finally marshmallow as Ripper gasped.
"What?!" He said in shock.
"Guess the "alpha male" wasn't much of an alpha after all." Axel said as she flipped the marshmallow into her mouth. "Ha!"
"Ripper, follow me to the Dock of Shame and to the Drone of Despair." Chris said to him.
"B-B-But!" He said with a stutter.
"Nope! You've shown your butt quite enough." Chris said, shaking his head.
Dock of Shame
Ripper was walking down the dock with his back slumped.
/Ripper's outhouse confessional/
"How could I be voted out? I was just trying to lead my team like an alpha should! I did nothing wrong!" He shouted, punching the wall.
/End of confessional/
The Drone of Despair flew over and used it claw to grab him by the back of his shorts!
"Aah! My pants! Chris, my pants!" Ripped said as he was flown away! "I'm getting a mega wedgie!"
"Too much information, Ripper!" Chris said before looking at the camera. "That's two losers down, fourteen more to go. Who will be next? I can't tell you because of legal reasons, so find out next time on Total. Drama. Island!"
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Elimination Order: Caleb, Ripper
Ferocious Trouts: 8
Frogs of Death: 7