"Last time on Total Drama Island." Chris said as a crab was on the beach and being crushed by a coconut before showing clips of the fort battle. "Players had their heads rolling in a game of capture the skull. Axel almost claimed victory for the Trouts with her insane survival skills until Emma literally came crashing down to claim victory."
A clip was shown of Axel deflecting plungers before pole vaulting over a boulder, then showed her and Scary Girl/Lauren running to Chris before Emma crashed before them with the pink skull.
"Marcus was furious and pinned the blame on Zee for shooting Emma to the finish, which lead to Zee getting voted off but Marcus was on the chopping block too." Chris said as the elimination was shown before shaking Chris in front of the mess hall. "But that begs the question. If Priya, Millie, and Scary Girl voted together like they planned-"
A record scratch was heard as Millie walked up to Chris, nervous.
"Can you please elaborate about last night's results more quietly?" Millie asked, holding her hands together.
"I tend to do these recaps alone and LOUDLY! Like everything else!" Chris shouted to the side, ignoring Millie. "On TOTAL. DRAMA. ISLAND!"
-Opening Sequence-
Hey what up? I'm here to slay!
A new Camp Wawanakwa comes into view as Chris and Chef land a helicopter with Chris holding the prize money.
Don't know why the rest even bother to stay?
The camera moves to the cliff before jumping off, into the water.
I know the game and I've brought the skill!
Nicelle, Axel, and Priya are swimming away from a shark while Scary Girl/Lauren rides via the fin. Caleb swims up, making the shark stop and admire him as Scary Girl/Lauren is sent spinning off.
Crushing players dream!
Static changes to show MK hacking the camera before ducking, showing Ripper chugging a pot of beans while Zee, Wayne, and Raj watch/cheer. Ripper finishes before tossing the pot and burping/farting loudly, sending Zee flying!
Yeah you know the drill!
The camera moves to Bowie and Millie, the former watching the latter writing notes before Julia backed up while on her phone and bumped into Millie. Causing both to fall.
I wanna be! I wanna be! I wanna be famous!
Marcus and Chase were sparring as Damian and Emma watched. Chase threw a punch that Marcus ducked before he threw a kick to Chase's chin and made him fall to the ground, getting a wince from Damien and a cheer from Emma.
I wanna be! I wanna be! I wanna be famous!
Chef and Chris, who was holding a plate of marshmallow, stood before the campfire pit as everyone sat around them, the camera panning out toward the show title on a sign. Everyone but Marcus, Scary Girl/Lauren and Axel whistles.
Total Drama Island.
-Opening End-
Ferocious Trouts cabin
"Alright, maggot! Are you ready for training?!" Priya asked, standing before Millie.
Scary Girl/Lauren was with them, standing next to Priya.
"I guess." Millie said, standing like a soldier.
"We can't hear you!" Scary Girl/Lauren said, rocking back and forth in her feet.
"I guess?!" Millie repeated, louder and more nervous. "And why are you here?!"
"After she joined the alliance, I told Lauren that I would be training you to be better in challenge and she offered to help." Priya said with a smile.
"Help?" Millie asked.
"Mostly to see you in pain but yes. I want to help." Scary Girl/Lauren said with the same smile.
"Thanks?" Millie asked, slightly afraid.
"Okay, let's get to work." Priya said, taking a few steps back. "To start off, you're gonna be dodging apples."
"Dodging apples?" Millie asked.
"Yep. So look sharp!" Scary Girl/Lauren said, rushing next to Priya as she stood next to a bucket of apples. "123 GO!"
"What?" Millie said before being hit with an apple! "OW! You hit me!"
"That's why I said "dodge!" You can do it!" Priya said, throwing another apple.
"Stay focused!" Scary Girl said, throwing an apple too!
"Ow!" Millie was hit in the stomach before being hit in the leg! "Ow!"
/Millie's outhouse confessional/
"I may have agreed to let Priya train me but I never agreed to having Scary Girl train me too." Millie said, rubbing her forehead. "I know the longer I stay, the more research I get but having two trainers might be too much. Especially one that just likes seeing people in pain!"
/End of confessional/
"Ow! Ow! Ow! Could you guys slow down?" Millie asked, holding her arms up to protect her face!
"Nope! On your left!" Scary Girl/Lauren said, throwing an apple.
"Dodge right!" Priya said, throwing an apple. "You can do this!"
Millie couldn't do this as the next apple hit her face, knocking her to the floor.
"Ooooooh." Millie groaned, covered in bruises and her hair messed up.
"Okay. So we have a lot of work ahead of us." Priya said as she and Scary Girl/Lauren gazed at her. "But that was a good first effort."
"Yep! Nice start!" Scary Girl/Lauren said with a nod.
/Scary Girl's/Lauren's outhouse confessional/
"I'm already liking this alliance!" She said, clapping her hands. "I can't wait to bring Marcus into it!"
/End of confessional/
The door to the female side opened as Damian walked in, smiling.
"Priya! MVP, looking good this fine day." He said, putting an arm around her.
"Really? Thanks, Damian." Priya said with a blush.
"No problem." Damian said, moving away and pulling out something. "I hope you can remember this for the future."
In his hand was a blue pin button with his face in it and a red stop symbol over it. He was also wearing one on his jacket.
"Okay? Thanks." Priya said, taking it.
"How about you, Millie? Scary Girl?" Damian asked them.
"Why?" Scary Girl/Lauren asked.
"Good question. If you want our support, you'll need to do better than superficial comments based on unrealistic assumptions created by media." Millie said.
Damian gave a blank face before smiling.
"Whis! Biggest brain of our generation right here!" Damian said to her.
"That's true. Okay, I'll take a button." Millie said, holding her hand out as Damian gave her a button.
"Yes! What about you, Scary? Wanna join the team?" Damian asked, holding up a button.
"Hmmmm, maybe. But why exactly?" Scary Girl/Lauren asked, tilting her head.
"I want to know as well." Axel said, walking into the female side. "Why are you so eager to be voted off the island?"
"Because of one simple reason." Damian said, pointing to himself.
/Damian's outhouse confessional/
"I have had enough of this island! I value my life too much to risk it for one million dollars. So I am starting an "anti-Damian" campaign! I would rather leave by drone today then leave by box tomorrow." Damian said before holding one of his buttons to the camera. "I even made buttons."
/End of confessional/
"Vote Damian to save Damian! Your votes matter!" Damian said before leaving the cabin.
"As much as I want to give Damian his wish to go home, we can't lose our numbers advantage." Priya said to the girls.
"Agreed. A chain is only as strong as its weakest link, AKA Damian." Axel said before pulling out a soda Zee left and drinking it quickly.
She burped a bit before crushing the can against her head. Scary Girl/Lauren clapped at the display of power.
"I don't know how to respond to that." Millie said.
Mess Hall
"Baked beans for breakfast?" Julia said, looking over her food while tweeting on phone. "Be grateful for all meals. #GivingThanks."
(Julia's phone count: 7)
"Preach, Julia!" Wayne said as he and Raj sat next to her. "Looking nice today."
"Thanks, hockey bros, but it's your inner beauty that counts." Julia said, putting her phone to her chest.
"Inner beauty?" Wayne asked before looking worried. "Oh no, Raj! If what's inside us is beautiful, then we're in big trouble!"
"For sure, eh! You were in the bathroom for hours!" Raj said as Julia looked disgusted.
"All that inner beauty, gone." Wayne said, leaning against the table.
"Hey, don't worry, man. If it makes you feel better, all of your inner beauty landed on all of my inner beauty!" Rah said before he and Wayne laughed.
They were joking this whole time.
"We're talking about our poop!" Wayne said to Julia.
"Huh!" Julia gagged before pushing her beans to them. "Well, I think I'm going to skip breakfast for today."
She got up and walked away as Wayne happily took them.
"Awesome! Bean breakfast bonus!" Wayne shouted happily.
The loudspeakers came on as they looked outside.
"Campers! Report to the beach on the far side of the island for today's challenge!" Chris said.
This made Wayne and Raj rush to eat, competing to chug their beans down before the other. Even rough housing a bit to win before the other.
Marcus was on the other side, ignoring this as he ate his beans in silence with some water.
Far Side Beach
Both teams were standing on their usual colored carpets before Chris.
The Ferocious Trouts stood from left to right: Damian, Priya, Chase, Axel, Marcus, Scary Girl/Lauren, and Millie.
The Frogs of Death stood from left to right: MK, Emma, Bowie, Raj, Wayne, and Julia.
"Good morning, campers! I hope you all had a wonderful BREAKFAST." Chris said with a devious grin at the end, worrying them. "Today's challenge is a simple one. Race get form this side of the island to the other. First team to fully assemble on the Dock of Shame wins. The losers as always, send someone home."
"Can I count on you guys to vote for me?" Damian whispered to Priya.
"I'm sorry Damian but we need the numbers advantage. I'm sorry." Priya whispered back.
The host cleared his throat to get their attention.
"Is there something you two would like to share with the rest of us?" Chris asked, hands behind his back.
"No! Sorry!" Priya quickly said.
"Yada yada yada! Can you just get to the catch and tell us how we possibly die?" MK said, pointing at Chris.
"You know, MK, just because the risk of death has been high til now, doesn't mean it will always be there." Chris said, pointing back at her.
"So there ISN'T a chance of death today?" Axel asked, crossing her arms.
"Of course there is!" Chris said with a grin.
"AHH! What is it now?!" Damian said, already panicking. "Land mines? Hidden traps?"
Chef rushed into the scene next to Chris.
"Hey hey hey! Chris, I thought we agreed on no land mines or traps today!" Chef said, his fists on his hips.
"Relax! I didn't put any land mines or traps in for this challenge." Chris said before muttering. "But I will for another."
"So what is the catch for today, Chris?" Millie asked.
"Let's just say you guys will want to move as silently as possible." Chris said with both pinkies up.
"Silently?" Marcus asked.
TOOT!
Priya blushed as she suddenly released gas.
"Priya! Did you just do that?" Damian asked, leaning back.
"S-Sorry. Excuse me!" Priya said.
TOOT! TOOT!
MK and Scary Girl/Lauren suddenly farted as well.
"OOH!" Chase let out, farting suddenly too!
"UGH!" Bowie screamed as he farts!
Wayne and Raj did the same, but having fun with it.
"Ew! You guys are so gross!" Emma said before farting louder and longer than anyone else!
Much to the disgust/humor of everyone as they covered their ears!
/Emma's outhouse confessional/
"Where do that come from?!" Emma said as she held her face, embarrassed. "I have never farted like that before. It just took me by surprise. Yeah. There is no-
Emma farted again, her skirt flapping from the wind!
"I think I'm gonna have trouble crossing the island silently." Emma said.
/End of confessional/
"The beans! Breakfast plays a roll in today's challenge!" Emma said, shocking her team.
"Oh! It makes sense now." Damian said, tapping his chin. "Beans contain raffinose, a common carbohydrate that ferments inside of our large intestines during digestion and is broken down by bacteria. Causing people to fart."
"So Chris turned us into farting machines, making it impossible to be quiet without effort. But the question is why?" Axel asked, rubbing her chin.
Axel only got farts from Marcus and Millie as answers before Emma released another long and loud fart while holding her skirt down.
"I've heard of silent and deadly but not NOISY and deadly." Scary Girl/Lauren said, chuckling at Emma. "Hehehehehehe."
"Shut up, it's not funny!" Emma said to her.
"As you all know now, the all baked bean breakfast was part of the challenge." Chris said to them. "Now I suggest you all shut your butts and move before you get eaten by the raptors placed on the island."
"Raptors?! You mean the basketball team?!" Raj asked, excited and holding his face.
"No, Raj. I mean actual raptors. Like in dinosaur movies." Chris clarified.
"1. Those raptors aren't historically accurate. And 2. Dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years now." Millie said, putting her fists on her hips.
"You'd think that, wouldn't you?" Chris asked.
"ROOOOOOOOOOAH!"
Bird began flocking away as a roar watched through the island, putting everyone on edge.
"W-W-What was that!?" Damian asked, moving next to Chris.
"As I mentioned earlier, raptors have been placed on the island." Chris said with a grin.
"Are you telling us you somehow brought dinosaurs back to life?" Marcus asked in slow shock.
"I am not legally allowed to answer that, Marcus." Chris said, turning away.
"Okay, team. Huddle up!" Bowie said to the Frogs, moving closer to talk. "Even if what Chris says is true, which I do not think it is, he wouldn't be here with us right-"
"Let the challenge begin!" Chris shouted as everyone turned to him.
The Ocean
The host was now wearing a life preserver and sitting on a red and white jet ski! He began driving off as Chef rushed him!
"Wait for me!" Chef shouted, jumping in the water!
"I can't hear you! I'm jet skiing to safety!" Chris shouted back to Chef.
The larger co-host began to swim as fast as he could away from the island, not wanting to be attacked by raptors.
Far Side Beach
Said raptors are now appearing on rocks near the beach, both looking exactly like the raptors seen in movies with one being light red and the other being pink red. Everyone began backing away in fear as they gazed up to the raptors.
"Sweet mother of creation." Marcus said in shock, looking at both.
"They're heeeeeeeeere." Scary Girl/Lauren said, feeling both excitement and fear at seeing the raptors.
"RUN!" Everyone shouted as they took off running, splitting up into groups to avoid being eaten.
The raptors moved to the sand as they looked at each other.
"HIIIIIIISSS!" The pink red raptor said, smirking.
"Grrr." The light red raptor growled, nodding in agreement.
They took off running, hunting for their 13 preys.
Ferocious Trouts (Chase, Marcus, and Scary Girl/Lauren)
The trio was running into a part of the woods, stopping to take a break.
"Okay, I think we lost them." Chase whispered, popping his back.
"Why did you follow us?" Marcus whispered, rolling his shoulder.
"Safety in numbers, duh." Chase whispered before asking them. "But um, hypothetical question. What would you do to get your girlfriend back if you hypothetically cut the breaks on her car?"
"Doesn't apply since I'd never do that if I had a girlfriend." Marcus replied softly, glancing at Scary Girl/Lauren.
"Me either. Not if I REALLY liked the girl but I don't swing that way." Scary Girl/Lauren whispers, walking away.
"Come on, please! You guys gotta help me! I m-" Chase suddenly farted, making the three of them worried before he unleashed multiple farts.
"Clench! Clench! Stop farting!" Marcus whisper-shouted at him, glaring at Chase.
"If you don't stop farting, I'll HELP you!" Scary Girl/Lauren whispered, threatening him.
With both of their "support," Chase clenched his behind enough to stop the farting.
"Phew, that was close!" Chase said in his normal voice.
Suddenly a bush began rustling, making the trio look worried.
"Maybe you celebrated too quickly." Marcus said as they looked at the bush.
Coming out of the bush was a a baby deer, a dawn with blue innocent eyes and brown fur with white spots and underbelly.
"Phew. Just a fawn." Marcus said in relief.
"Ha! You jumped at the sight of it!" Chase shouted, mocking Marcus.
Suddenly, a claw grabbed the fawn and pulled it up, making Chase scream as Scary Girl/Lauren clung to Marcus! The trio watched as the raptor at the fawn, turning to run as Scary Girl/Lauren continued to watch while Marcus dragged her.
/Scary Girl's/Lauren's outhouse confessional/
"I just saw death. I LOVED IT!" She screamed, hugging herself. "It was even better knowing that Marcus was clinging to me. Though he didn't seem scared though. Wonder why?"
/Marcus's outhouse confessional/
"That was something but I sort of desensitized myself by watching past MMA videos. Some bloodier than others and some with one of them dying." Marcus said, blinking a bit before shaking his head. "Plus, an animal killing another animal is just nature. Nothing to be scarred for."
/End of confessionals/
Ferocious Trouts (Damian, Priya, and Millie)
The trio were hiding behind tries and bushes, being as quiet as they can until one of them farted again!
"Damian! Stop farting!" Priya whispered to him before she farted too.
"Take your own advice, first!" Damian whispered back at her!
"SHHHHHH!" Millie shushed, coming from behind a tree. "No more bickering. And if you need to pass gas, just relax your muscles and gently let it pass out."
To give an example, Millie came out from behind the tree and stood perfectly still. She let out a breath of relief as she passed gas but it sounds like the wind blowing.
"See? Silently farting." Millie said with a relaxed smile.
"Wow, that's impressive, Millie. You-" Priya was cut off.
"Shhhh. I'm still farting." Millie said, shutting her eyes.
Her farts were silent but the smell wasn't as Priya and Damian gaged from the smell, the former covering her noise and mouth.
"Ugh!" Priya groaned.
"It's like a dead fish and a bag of burning hair had a baby." Damian whispered, waving his hand.
"We need a new solution!" Priya said.
"I have just the thing." Axel said, popping out of a bush with camo paint on her face.
"How long were you in there?" Millie asked her.
"Not important. What is important is this." Axel said, pulling out several light brown corks.
"Corks?" Priya asked.
"Aka the perfect solution to keep your butts quiet." Axel said before tossing them the corks.
"Wait, do you want us to put these in our-EW!" Millie said, holding a cork away.
"They're clean if that's what you're worried about and it's either corking your butts or I cork them for you! What's it gonna be?" Axel asked, crossing her arms.
/Millie's outhouse confessional/
She glares and growls at the camera while writing in her notebook about Axel's DISGUSTING strategy.
/Axel's outhouse confessional/
"You never know what kind of zombies you'll come across, so I've trained to face all kinds." Axel said, putting her fingers up. "Ones that reacted to sound? Loud noises to distract them. Zombies with night vision? Flash grenades to blind them. Zombies with strong sense of smell? Mask your scent and make no new scents."
/End of confessionals/
"While this is "creative," I don't think I'd go this far." Priya said, walking up to Axel and returning the cork.
"Seriously? I am trying to help us win! I already corked my own butt and I'm fine." Axel said to them.
"Oh! That is just nasty!" Damian said.
"Well it's either that or one of you lets out a huge one and draws a raptor to us." Axel said, crossing her arms.
Right as she said that, all three of them let out loud farts! Loud enough that they could be heard for miles, attracting the two raptors right to them!
"Eek! Run!" Damian said as the four of them took off running!
"I told you so!" Axel said, running next to Millie before offering her the cork. "Now do it!"
"Get that thing away from me!" Millie replied.
Frogs of Death (Wayne, Raj, and Julia)
The hockey players were drawing a diagram play for them to get to the finish while Julia sat on a large rock while tweeting in her phone.
"We're still trapped in our own end, so we need to do a controlled break out." Raj said.
"Just like going into overtime." Wayne said, using a stick to draw the play.
"Like a sudden death round!" Raj said, smiling.
"True that, Rajjie! Then do an F1-F2-F3 T-check formation!" Wayne said, tapping the diagram.
"A classic mound down execution!" Raj said.
"That's the game! Ready to drop this puck, Jules?" Wayne asked Julia.
"I don't understand what you're saying" She said before hearing another roar, causing her to look up in fear.
"GO!" The hockey bros shouted, running off.
"Wait!" Julia shouted before ducking behind the large rock.
Julia stayed down as the raptor ran past her, aiming for Wayne and Raj. She raised up with a small look of guilt.
Frogs of Death (Bowie and Emma)
They were currently running from a raptor as fast as they could through the forest.
"Everything should be good as long as we stay together!" Bowie shouted, running behind Emma.
"Good plan!" Emma said, glancing back before focusing forward again.
Suddenly, Bowie trips in a small rock!
"YAAAAH!" He screamed, falling down. "Ow!"
He looked up to see Emma didn't even notice, continuing to run away without him.
Ferocious Trouts (Chase, Marcus, and Scary Girl/Lauren)
The trio were currently running through another part of the island with their hands clasped behind their backs for some reason.
"What did I tell you guys? Holding out butts shut is a great idea." Chase said, running ahead of them.
"I'll admit, it's not bad but it's still weird." Marcus comments.
"Agreed. If it wasn't for the threat of death, I would never thing to do this." Scary Girl/Lauren said, skipping briskly instead of running.
"Say that again when we get to the finish line with no-" Chase stops, making the other two stop as his stomach rumbling loudly. "Oh no! I think I feel a big one coming!"
"Now? Hold it!" Marcus ordered him.
"I'm trying but it's too strong!" Chase said, feeling his butt cheeks quivering! "I'm gonna need one of you to help me!"
"Help you?! I am NOT touching your butt!" Marcus said, glaring at Chase.
"If one of you doesn't hold my butt, we can kiss ALL of our butts goodbye!" Chase said, begging them.
Marcus and Scary Girl/Lauren looked at each other, silently contemplating on which one of them should do it.
"Should we just leave him to suffer?" Scary Girl/Lauren asked.
"I don't know, maybe but we do need him." Marcus said to her.
"Dudes..." Chase said, giving a begging gaze.
With a growl, Marcus stepped forward on a knee and grabbed Chase's behind to hold it shut. The latter sighs in relief.
"Phew, thanks man." Chase said to him.
"If you mention this to ANYONE, you're dead." Marcus said, glaring at Chase.
"I'd like to see that." Scary Girl/Lauren said with a grin, still holding her own butt.
"O-Okay, my lips are sealed. Now we just wait until it passes." Chase said.
The three of them stay still in the open, not talking or looking at each other as Marcus shut his eyes, Chase looked forward and Scary Girl/Lauren looked at the sky.
"So...about the question I asked earlier." Chase said, glancing at them.
"I am not answering that. You should know how terrible it is." Marcus said.
"Just HORRIBLE." Scary Girl/Lauren said with a wide grin. "You must really be a sad-"
A loud puff of breath was heard, making the trio stop talking.
"Uh, guys? What was that?" Chase asked in fear.
"I don't think you want to know." Marcus said as Scary Girl/Lauren slowly glanced to the right.
Next to her and behind Marcus was a pink red raptor, pulling out a dinner bib to tie on before pulling out a fork and knife.
"Marcus?" She whispered with her grin.
"Yes?" He replied.
"Run." Scary Girl/Lauren said before bolting off!
"AAAAAHHH!" Chase screamed as he and Marcus rushed off, the former releasing a large fart as the raptor chomped!
It bit nothing but the farted air, making it recoil and cough in disgust!
"Grrrd! Rooooah!" It roars as it ran after them!
"AAAAAAAAAAH!/Hehehehehehehe!" Chase screamed and Scary Girl/Lauren giggled as they ran with Marcus moving ahead of them.
"ROOOOOOOAH!" The raptor roared, chasing them.
The trio jumped over a large rock, continued through a forest before one of them tripped!
"UGH!" Scary Girl/Lauren grunted, looking back to see the raptor getting close! "AAAAH!"
"Come on, get up!" Chase said as he and Marcus looked back.
She tried to get up from the ground but couldn't, finding the bottom edge of her dress was snagged in some large stones.
"My dress is stuck!" She said, pulling her dress before seeing the raptor getting closer! "Help!"
"Hang on!" Marcus shouted, running back.
Chase ran too before seeing the raptor roar again, freezing in fear!
"Uh, sorry guys! You're on your own!" Chase said before running away! "Aaaaah!"
"What?! You coward!" Marcus shouted, enraged at Chase.
"ROOOOOOOAH!" The raptor roared!
"AAAAAH!" Scary Girl/Lauren screamed in fear, losing her smile.
/Chase's outhouse confessional/
"I'm not saying I don't care about others, I just care about myself a little more. That's normal, right?" Chase said with a sheepish grin.
/Marcus's outhouse confessional/
"I HATE cowards." Marcus said, glaring at the camera with his fists clenched rightly.
/End of confessionals/
Scary Girl/Lauren was making progress in ripping the bottom of her dress to get away but it was too late!
"ROOOOAH!" The raptor roared as it jumped at her!
"MARCUS!" Scary Girl/Lauren screamed, shutting her eyes!
The raptor was a foot away from her before it was KICKED in the chin! She opened her eyes and saw Marcus crouching in front of her with his left leg thrown upward!
"GET AWAY FROM HER!" He screamed in rage.
The reptile tumbled 12 ft across the ground as Marcus rose to his feet, glaring at the reptile as he stood in front of Scary Girl/Lauren. The gothic girl was watching in surprise as the raptor got up, shaking its head.
"ROOOOAH!" It roared at Marcus, who didn't even flinch from it.
Marcus just leaned forward while pulling his left foot back, raising his hands up slowly before moving his right hand forward in a fist and his left hand was close to his chest while open! The raptor jolted from this, feeling great danger coming from the human!
"Grrrrr." It growled softly, leaning crouching forwards to prepare a charge.
The wind blew between them as they stood still, waiting for one to make a mistake for the other to exploit.
"Huuuuuuh." Marcus let out, taking a deep inhale before exhaling. "Haaaaaaaaaaaah."
In a tree, a squirrel was crawling on a branch to get an acorn but it moved to fast and it fell from the branch. The acorn span as it fell between the man and raptor, hitting the ground!
"Hmm!" Marcus grunts!
"ROOOAH!" The raptor roared!
The rushed at each other, Scary Girl/Lauren gasping as she watched! The raptor bite at Marcus but he dodged, hitting it with a right hook! The reptile stumbled before charging, swinging its tail but Marcus caught it before pulling!
"HUH!" Marcus grunts, judo throwing the raptor to the ground!
It screeched in pain before getting up, slashing at Marcus as he jumped back, but his hoodie was cut. He kept dodging the raptor like he was dancing, swaying side to side and ducking before sliding under its legs!
"Rah!" It roared, turning around!
Only to be hit in the jaw by a knee while Marcus stood on his hands! He flipped to his feet and spun, kicking the dinosaur in the other side of the jaw!
"That's not all I got!" Marcus said, spinning around and tackling the raptor!
"Watch the claws!" Scary Girl/Lauren shouted, watching from the ground.
Marcus felt the claws digging in his back but didn't care, he continued to push the raptor back before picking it up into the air!
"ROOOOOAH!" It roared, aiming to bit him!
"Eat this!" Marcus shouted before SLAMMING the raptor into the ground!
"ROOOAH!" It roared in pain as Marcus pulled back, punching it in the face again!
And again and again and again and again and again until he stopped, making sure the raptor was unconscious before getting up. Marcus went over to Scary Girl/Lauren, who looked at him in awe with a blush on her cheeks, as he grabbed her trapped dress and ripped it free.
"You okay?" Marcus asked, looking concerned.
"Y-Yeah, I'm fine." She said before farting a bit, shaking her head. "B-But I think I sprained my ankle. I don't think I can run."
"Hmm, then I'll have to carry you." Marcus said, picking Scary Girl/Lauren up like a princess. "Let's get to the finish before that raptor wakes up or another one shows up."
Scary Girl/Lauren just nodded and wrapped her arms around his neck, putting her head on his shoulder while Marcus began running.
Frogs of Death (Wayne and Raj)
The two had come to a halt with their hands on their knees, breathing heavily as they rested.
"I'm out of steam, dude. I can't run no more." Wayne said.
"Me either but I think I have something in mind!" Raj said, standing up straight with his left hand pointing up.
"Whatever it is, you can tell me anything." Wayne said, reenergized and getting emotional. "Feelings, thoughts, identity, anything. I'm here to listen, dude. No judgement."
/Wayne's outhouse confessional/
"This could be it! Raj could be telling me he's gay...or bi! I don't care, I'll still support him!" Wayne said, pumping his fists.
/End of confessional/
"Do you have any hockey tape on you?" Raj asked.
/Wayne's outhouse confessional/
"Nevermind, this isn't it." Wayne said, saddened.
/End of confessional/
"Only five rolls of it!" Wayne said, pulling out a pyramid of black hockey tape.
"Awesome! Follow my lead!" Raj said, grabbing some hockey tape.
The duo rushed to a tree and a stump, tying the tape around the bases before connecting them in a single tight line like a trip wire. Raj tested it, pulling it back and releasing it.
SPRANG!
/Wayne's and Raj's confessional/
"We pulled this prank once on our teammate during a tourney in Shell Brook, Keith Cambell." Raj said before laughing. "It was hilarious!"
"Hahahaha, totally hilarious!" Wayne said, grabbing his knees before losing his smile."But Keith didn't like it."
"No. He was just super ticked when we visited him in the hospital." Raj said, crossing his arms.
/End of confessional/
The raptor chasing them was sniffing the ground to tracking them before hearing something.
"HOOT HOOT!" They call out, making the raptor look up.
Raj and Wayne were behind a bush, the latter waving his hand overhead.
"Hey, dragons wannabe! Over here!" Wayne shouted out!
"Grrr! ROOOOAH!" The raptor roared, charging at this!
SRPANG!
Until it tripped over the hockey tape, hitting the ground chin first in some green mud/muck.
"PENALTY!" Raj shouted as he and Wayne pointed at the raptor.
"That's two minutes for tripping!" Wayne said before noticing the mud/muck. "Hey, that mud stuff is pretty slippery. Why are we running to the finish when we can skate to the finish?"
Raj gapped in excitement of this idea, finding it brilliant!
"Let's do it!" Raj said before they both stomped in the mud/muck, getting it deep into their shoes/boots before skating away! "Go Snow Owls!"
Frogs of Death (Emma)
The blond girl ran to a bush, stopping to rest before hearing a raptor's roar.
"Gotta hide!" Emma said before jumping into the bush.
"UGH!" She and someone else grunted.
Both stood up to reveal Emma was in the bush with Bowie!
"I though I lost you!" Emma said in worry.
"Morel Ike I tripped and you ditched!" Bowie whispered to her.
"I am so sorry! I thought you were right behind me!" Emma said to him.
Both of them hugged each other as the misunderstanding passed...until a raptor came onto a nearby hill.
"ROOOOOAH!" It roared as they looked shocked.
"Don't...move. And be absolutely quiet." Bowie whispered to Emma.
TOOT!
Emma's fart made the raptor roar again, rushing towards them!
"RUN!" Emma shouted as she and Bowie ran away, staying together this time.
Frogs of Death (Wayne and Raj)
The duo were still "skating" as the Dock of Shame was insight.
"Going hard right to the buzzer!" Wayne shouted.
"Let's kick it!" Raj shouted!
"TURNO BOOST!" They shouted, using their farts to go even faster than before!
Dock of Shame
Chris was standing and watching the hockey players rocket to the finish.
"From start to fart, the hockey bros are first!" Chris said as they slide past him, covering his nose.
Frogs of Death (MK)
MK was at the outhouse confessional, looking around before stepping inside.
/MK's outhouse confessional/
"Okay. Time to see what's what." MK said, plugging her stolen phone into the camera before pulling out the cord. "Okay, so here's the 411 on everyone from the last few days. Millie actually voted for Marcus in the last elimination AND is making a thesis paper that throws EVERYONE under the bus! Hahahaha! And Queen Julia is NOTHING like the sunshine loving, yoga doing, lady guru everyone thinks she is. And she calls everyone "Butt Knuckles," whatever that is!"
/End of confessional/
Dock of Shame
"Emma is the third member of the Frogs to make it!" Chris said as Emma walked past him, tired and without Bowie again.
"WOOOOO!" Raj and Wayne cheered.
"Hold on a minute, it looks the first member of the Ferocious Trouts to arrive is Chase!" Chris said as Chase ran to the Trouts red carpet. "Question, were you traveling alone or with a teammate?"
Suddenly, Chase cried and feel to his knees while hugging Chris's legs!
"I-I-I was with Marcus a-and Scary Girl! A-And, I left them behind with a raptor!" Chase said, crying and farting. "I've never wanted to leave someone in danger before!"
Emma heard this and gave a stern glare to Chase, hearing this lie.
/Emma's outhouse confessional/
"Never?! Ahahahahaha Um! Hello?! Does nobody remember when I said he cut the brakes on my car and I drove into a pet store?!" Emma shouted, pointing at the camera before putting her hands on her hips. "Oh, but now he wants to play the sympathy card and apologizing? Where is MY apology? Huh?"
/End of confessional/
"Okay, can you please get off my new shoes?" Chris asked.
"What is he doing?" Marcus asked, walking to the carpet while carrying Scary Girl/Lauren in his arms.
He was a little roughed up with some scratches while the gothic girl's dress was torn at the bottom left.
"Marcus! Scary!" Chase said, getting up and hugging them! "Ohohohoho! I'm so sorry! Can you guys ever forgive me?!"
Emma's glare became harder as her left eye twitched from how angry she is.
/Emma's outhouse confessional/
"Come on, Marcus! Let him have it!" Emma shouted at the camera.
/End of confessional/
Marcus moved back a bit and placed Scary Girl/Lauren on her feet, putting a hand on Chase's shoulder. Chase smiled, thinking this was Marcus forgiving him.
"No." Marcus said before KNEEING Chase in the stomach! "Coward."
"UGH!" Chase groaned in pain, falling to the ground while clenching his stomach.
"OOOOOOH!" Chris, Wayne, and Raj winced.
"YES!" Emma cheered, clapping her hands.
"Wonderful!" Scary Girl/Lauren said, hugging Marcus for both saving her and causing Chase pain.
"Wait, so you fought the raptor?" Chris asked Marcus in shock. "Like hand to claw?!"
"Yep." Marcus said, hugging Scary Girl back with one arm.
Ferocious Trouts (Priya, Millie, Damian, and Axel)
The remaining members of the trouts rushed towards the mess hall!
"Quick, in here!" Damian said as they rushed inside.
A raptor was not far behind as it looked around for them.
Mess Hall
"Into the kitchen!" Damian said as they rushed into the kitchen, peaking over the viewing window. "Okay, we can stop farting and making it to the finish line if we find some ajwain."
They began looking around the kitchen, mainly Damon in a closet, Millie in some cabinets, and Priya in the trash, while Axel checked the windows and back door. She also noticed a large pot of baked beans on the stove.
"Let's see. Sumac? Juniper? Vinaigrette?! Sweet flag?!" Damian said in shock. "If they have all this, why are our meals so bad?!"
"Don't care but all the doors and windows are bolted shut. Chef must've wanted to keep the raptors out but that traps us in!" Axel said, banging on the back door.
"I found it! Ajwain!" Damian said, grabbing the space. "Put out your hands!"
The three women moved towards him and put out their hands, letting Damian sprinkle the red spice into their hands.
"Normally, this is better when boiled with limes but we don't have time for that! Eat!" He said, sprinkling ajwain into his mouth.
Priya, Millie, and Axel ate the spice; groaning from the taste but already feelings its effects."
"Alright, now we just need to get out of here!" Axel said as they all looked to the door.
The raptor was heard outside, growling and waiting for them.
"We'll have to try and climb out the chimney. Luckily raptors aren't smart enough to open doors." Damian said.
"He's right. A raptor brain is too underdeveloped for the dexterity needed for a door knob." Millie said before she heard something twisting. "What was that?"
"T-The door!" Priya stuttered, pointing to it.
Slowly, the doorknob was turned and the door was pushed open!
"ROOOOOOAH!" The raptor roared!
"AAAAAAAH!" Everyone screamed before Axel pulled out a weapon!
"I guess we'll have to fight!" Axel said, pulling out a sledgehammer?!
/Priya's outhouse confessional/
"Where was she keeping that?!" Priya asked in shock and surprise!
/End of confessional/
Frogs of Death (Julia)
She was walking through the forest alone, silent and looking around.
"Thank goodness I let Wayne have my breakfast this morning." Julia said before-
SNAP.
She looked down, seeing she snapped a twig in half.
"Oh no." Julia said before hearing growling.
She turned around, coming face to face with a pink red raptor!
"ROOOOAH!" It roars, blowing her hair back.
/Julia's outhouse confessional/
Julia was using a nail file, her hair frozen in a blown back state.
"Hmmm, no. NOT today, sister." She said, wagging her finger.
/End of confessional/
"ROOOOAH!" The raptor still roars.
"MOUTHWASH!" Juli shouted, interrupting the raptor as it looked offended? "Ever used it? For real! You should change you name to a "Gingivitor" cuz your breath smells like a caveman, girl! And get some whitening strips and teeth aligners cuz your grill look like a yellow fence made of mud!"
The raptor actually pulled out a mirror and looked at her teeth, feeling shame.
"I can't even BEGIN to describe your skin because it is SO dry and flaky or else I'm gonna barf! You have bags under your eyes, you have tiny arms like a chicken! And those toe nails?!" Julia said as the raptor's mangy and split feet/talons were shown. "DISGUSTING! It's no wonder you guys went extinct because WHO would date anyone that NAH-AST-TEE!?"
Her words hurt the raptor more than anything, making the female raptor cry and run off while whimpering! Behind a tree, Bowie came out with a look of shock and curiosity.
/Bowie's outhouse confessional/
"Ooh! That was SAVAGE!" Bowie said, clapping his hands. "Julia basically killed that raptor."
/End of confessional/
As Julia began walking away, Bowie popped out of the bush as she gasped.
"You were ROUGH on that dino, girl." He said, pointing to her.
"Um, how much did you hear?" Julia asked.
"Heard AND saw everything. I guess your true colors are just like that raptor, nasty." Bowie said, his hands on his hips.
"If you breath a word of this!" Julia said, angry.
"Don't worry. I can keep a secret." Bowie said before looking afraid. "Just don't cut into me like that, please. I am tend to UGLY cry!"
"Deal! Now let's get to the dock!" Julia said, running off as Bowie follows her.
In the tree above, MK had seen the whole thing and recorded it on her stolen phone. From start to finish.
/MK's outhouse confessional/
"Hehehehe, what say we upload the latest post of Julia to her MySelfieGram account and see just what her followers think. #TheRealMe." MK said, using the stolen phone to upload the video then putting it away. "I do hope that raptor is okay. Julia went too far with those insults.
/End of confessional/
Raptor's Cave
A sort of cry of pain was heard as a random cave was shown, coming inside to reveal the raptor Julia insulted was crying in front of a mirror. It held a bowl of ice cream in hand before gazing at the mirror again, crying even more as she threw it at the mirror. Saying to itself that Julia was right and she was nasty, ugly, and all other words for hideous.
Ferocious Trouts (Priya, Millie, Damian, and Axel)
They group was still in the mess hall with Millie and Damian watching in fear as Axel and Priya was keeping the raptor at a distance! Axel swung at it but the raptor dodged, then bite at Axel as she dodged or blocked with her sledgehammer. Priya did her best to help, swinging her broom but the raptor brushed off her hits!
"I can't do this forever!" Axel shouted, dodging a tail swing!
"We need a new plan!" Priya shouted. "And Damian, if this is the end, I want you to know I've always loved you!"
"What, really?" He asked in shock.
"I'm sorry, no! I just wanted to at least say that before I die!" Priya shouted!
"What can we do? Axel said the doors and windows are sealed! The only things we could use are dirty utensils, another broom, and that large pot of baked beans on the stove!" Millie said, looking back into the kitchen.
"Wait, say that last part again." Damian said, getting an idea.
"That large pot of baked pot of baked beans on the stove?" Millie said, confused.
"Yes! That's the answer! I got a plan!" Damian said, rushing to grab the pot. "Axel, make the raptor open its mouth!"
The zombie survivalist nodded, ducking under a bite and hitting the raptor's foot.
"ROOOO-" It was cut off as Damian shoved the pot into its mouth!
The raptor was forced to swallow the baked beans as Damian turned up the heat on the gas stove.
"Everyone out, now!" Damian shouted, rushing out of the mess hall with the girls following!
Mess Hall
The raptor stood on the table, confused as it saw them go. Feeling it's stomach rumbling, the raptor looked back to see the gas flame on the stove still burning. It was smart enough to know what would happen as it whimpers before farting!
TOOOOOOOOOOT!
Ferocious Trouts(Priya, Millie, Damian, and Axel)
The group was running toward the dock before-
BOOM!
They all looked back to see the back of the mess hall exploding and a mushroom cloud flowing up!
/Damian's outhouse confessional/
"Did you see that? That was my plan!" Damian said, excited and proud of himself.
/End of confessional/
Dock of Shame
"Bowie, Julia, and MK!" Chris said as the three ran past him. "You are the last to arrive for the Frogs, meaning your team is the winner!"
"Woohoo! Yeah!" The Frogs of Death cheered.
Emma raised her fist, Raj high-fived Wayne, and Julia took a celebration selfie.
"Ferocious Trouts, it's a sour losey second place for you." Chris said as most of the team looked worried. "I'll see all of you at the elimination ceremony."
The Beach
The sun was setting as Bowie sat on a stone, watching the sight. He heard footsteps before turning to see Raj coming to sit next to him on another rock.
"Hey. I'm glad you're alright." Raj said to him.
"Have you seen me? I am MUCH more than alright." Bowie said, placing a hand on his chest.
"Oh! Right!" Raj said, laughing with a blush. "You totally are!"
Bowie chuckled back at him as they watched the sunset together.
Frogs of Death cabin
Julia was laying in bed, looking at her 7th phone before seeing a certain video.
"Mouthwash!" It said, making her gasp and sit up!
"How did this get on my account?" Julia asked before screaming! "My followers!"
On the phone, her original total was 3701 but now it was in 3000 and dropping fast!
"Whoever did this is gonna pay!" Julia said, crushing her phone in her hands! "RAAAAAAAH!"
Ferocious Trouts cabin
The girls were in the cabin discussing who they should vote out tonight.
"Why would we vote for Damian?" Axel asked, sitting on her bed.
"He's been wanting to go home for a while and after today, I think he's hit his limit. We should do the nice thing and let him go." Priya said, sitting on her bed with Millie.
"Out of the question. He proved himself today and that proves that he has more strength than he even knew! He's too valuable to vote out!" Axel said, shaking her head.
"Well we have to pick someone, because I'm pretty sure none of us want to go home." Millie said.
"I have someone in mind." Scary Girl/Lauren said, laying on her back and gazing at everyone. "Someone that MORE than deserves to go home after today's challenge."
/Scary Girl's/Lauren's outhouse confessional/
"Bye bye." She said, holding a handmade doll dressed in a red hoodie
She held it by the hair before grabbing the body and RIPPING the two halves apart, giggling before dropping them.
/End of confessional/
Campfire Pit
For the second time in a row, the Trouts walked towards the pit after hours of discussion and recovery from today's more dangerous challenge. Some looked more worried than others as they sat in the stumps. From left to right: Priya, Millie, Axel, Chase, Damian, Marcus, and Scary Girl/Lauren.
"Ferocuous Trouts." Chris said, standing before them with the plate of marshmallows in hand as Chef stood behind him. "I'll be honest, I didn't expect you guys to be here twice in a row. And this means you will be sending another teammate home."
Priya suddenly farts, nervous and embarrassed because the ajwain has worn off.
"As I was saying-" Chris was cut off as Chase farts too. "Hey! This is serious, people. And we are VERY close to an open flame. So if you can all stop-"
Marcus lets out a long fart before clearing his throat.
"Sorry. Go on." He said, gesturing to Chris.
"Chef, please just talk." Chris said, frowning at the team.
"Chase, when Scary Girl tripped and her dress got caught, you ran off scared while Marcus fought a dinosaur to protect her." Chef said, getting Chase to look in shame. "No matter the danger, teams should already stay strong."
/Chase's outhouse confessional/
"Oh come on! I said I was sorry! That should count." Chase said.
/End of confessional/
"Millie!" Chef said.
"Wait, what did I do?" Millie asked, pointing to herself.
"Alex's plan may have been gross but it was effective. You should've been more open minded instead of instantly denying it." Chef said as Axel nodded.
/Millie's outhouse confessional/
"Okay, yeah but come on. Who would agree to that crazy idea?" Millie said with her hands in her hips.
/End of confessional/
"Axel, while your skill with the sledgehammer was impressive, you could've used that earlier to break out of the mess hall. If it wasn't for Damian's heroics, you all would've been eaten eventually." Chef said.
/Damian's outhouse confessional/
"Did you hear that? He called me heroic!" Damian said, putting his hands on his hips. "I am in it to win it now! That million dollars is MINE!"
He points at the camera as his confidence hit an all time high!
/Axel's outhouse confessional/
"I played a solid game today and fought a dinosaur with a sledgehammer!" Axel said, grinning. "There's no way I'm going home! Not after the ladies and I had a little discussion."
/End of confessional/
"Alright, you know how it goes. A marshmallow means you're safe and no marshmallow means you're out of here." Chris said, picking up a marshmallow. "Priya. Marcus. Axel. Millie. Scary Girl. You are all safe."
Chris threw the marshmallows to all of them, getting smiles and nods of relief. Only Chase and Damian remained, both looking slightly nervous.
"Damian, Chase. This is the final marshmallow. Which one of you will be getting it?" Chris said, holding the last marshmallow before moving it between them. "Who is it gonna be? Damian? Or Chase? Damian? Chase? Damian? Chase? Damian? Chase? Damian? Chase? Damian? Chase?"
"Dude, just get on with it!" Chase shouted, reaching his limit.
"Okay, fine! The last marshmallow goes to..." Chris said, holding the sweet tree up. "...
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Damian."
"What? Ye-" Damian was cut off as Chris shoved the marshmallow in his mouth.
"Enjoy the sweet taste of safety!" Chris said.
/Chase's outhouse confessional/
"Wait? I'm out?!" Chase said in shock!
/Damian's outhouse confessional/
"Yes! I'm safe!" Damian said before eating the marshmallow. "In it to win it, baby!"
/End of confessional/
"I'm sorry we couldn't vote you out this time. Maybe next elimination." Priya said, putting a hand on his shoulder.
"Don't be sorry, I'm happy! After saving us from that raptor, I learned there isn't anything I can't do! So I'm playing to win now!" Damian said, standing up.
"As you should!" Axel said, nodding in approval with a smile.
"Glad you finally found your courage, Damian." Millie said with a smile.
"Awww, ain't that sweet?" Chris asked with a smile before frowning. "But this is meant to be bitter. Chase, follow me to the Dock of Shame."
Dock of Shame
Chase was walking with a confused look on his face.
"How could they vote me out? I made one mistake and ran. Why should I be punished for it?" Chase said, slumping forward and sighing. "And I never even got a chance to win Emma ba-AAAAAH!"
The Drone of Despair grabbed him by the head, flying off into the distance.
"NOT COOOOOOL!" Chase shouted as Chris watched him leave.
"Well, I can safely say this episode was perfect. It had everything. Farts, dinosaurs, explosions!" Chris said before hearing screaming.
"HELP ME!" Chef screamed, being chased by a raptor.
"Ahahahaha. We should probably wrangle them up." Chris said before looking back at the camera. "That way nobody gets eaten on next episode of Total. Drama. Island!"
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Elimination Order: Caleb, Ripper, Nichelle, Zee, Chase
Ferocious Trouts: 6
Frogs of Death: 6