"Last time on Total Drama Island." Chris said as a calm sunrise was shown over the shimmering water. "The teams were merged and it was every man for themselves, until I allowed them to team up to get some down fresh eggs from Cassowary nest."
Clips were shown of the last challenge, showing Axel presenting her egg to Chris.
"Axel almost won immunity until her egg hatched into a baby, very shocking. But not as shocking as Damian scoring immunity in her place and the two pale skinned weirdos hooking, I did not see that coming." Chris said as Damian was shown dancing before Scary Girl tackled Marcus to the ground. "Everyone else arrived with eggs, all but Raj and Wayne, who were too injured to compete and were instantly sent home."
The last elimination ceremony was shown as the hockey bros were air lifted off the island, before Chris stood before the camp.
"Hopefully, nobody gets hurt today. AHAHAHAHAHA, I'm sorry but that was a lie!" Chris said, holding up two crossed fingers. "No pain, no gain! Here on TOTAL. DRAMA. ISLAND!"
The camera panned to show the whole island as usual before cutting away.
-Opening Sequence-
Hey what up? I'm here to slay!
A new Camp Wawanakwa comes into view as Chris and Chef land a helicopter with Chris holding the prize money.
Don't know why the rest even bother to stay?
The camera moves to the cliff before jumping off, into the water.
I know the game and I've brought the skill!
Nicelle, Axel, and Priya are swimming away from a shark while Scary Girl/Lauren rides via the fin. Caleb swims up, making the shark stop and admire him as Scary Girl/Lauren is sent spinning off.
Crushing players dream!
Static changes to show MK hacking the camera before ducking, showing Ripper chugging a pot of beans while Zee, Wayne, and Raj watch/cheer. Ripper finishes before tossing the pot and burping/farting loudly, sending Zee flying!
Yeah you know the drill!
The camera moves to Bowie and Millie, the former watching the latter writing notes before Julia backed up while on her phone and bumped into Millie. Causing both to fall.
I wanna be! I wanna be! I wanna be famous!
Marcus and Chase were sparring as Damian and Emma watched. Chase threw a punch that Marcus ducked before he threw a kick to Chase's chin and made him fall to the ground, getting a wince from Damien and a cheer from Emma.
I wanna be! I wanna be! I wanna be famous!
Chef and Chris, who was holding a plate of marshmallow, stood before the campfire pit as everyone sat around them, the camera panning out toward the show title on a sign. Everyone but Marcus, Scary Girl/Lauren and Axel whistles.
Total Drama Island.
-Opening End-
The Forest
Axel was sitting on a log before a fire and roasting a strange meat she caught from morning hunt. She also had a small mud bowl of wild blue berries she found. While the meat was a bit brown with white stripes as a spear was stabbed into the ground next to her.
"Chipmunk meat. Not as plentiful as squirrels but surprisingly more filling." Axel said to herself, pulling it off the fire. "Perfect."
She was about to eat before she heard something familiar.
"Hur."
"Huh?" Axel asked, looking to the side to see the baby cassowary from before was standing by her on the log. "You?!"
"Hur." The baby said before nuzzling Axel's leg.
"What? No, I'm not your mother." Axel said, pushing the baby away. "I am just a human that held you when you hatched, nothing more. Now go away, I'm eating!"
Axel took a bite of the chipmunk meat, enjoying the taste as the baby cassowary stared at it and grew hungry. Its stomach rumbling being heard.
"Hur." It let out, wanting to be fed by its "mother."
Axel ignored it and kept eating but the growling was grew louder, making her groan in annoyance.
"Fine! But this doesn't mean I'm your mom!" Axel said, taking some meat off and setting it before the baby cassowary. "Here."
She also grabbed some blueberries and crushed them, dropping the pulp in with the meat. The baby cassowary sniffed the now fruity meat, slowly opening its mouth and eating it.
"Ugh!" It let out before eating faster, enjoying it.
Axel glanced for a moment before she went back to eating herself, smiling a small bit.
Ferocious Trouts cabin
Inside of the cabin, Scary Girl/Lauren stood alone as she held up a knife with a dark look on her face!
"Hehehehehehehehe!" She giggled, stabbing the knife into something!
The camera to showed Scary Girl/Lauren from behind as she continued to stab into something before her HEAD turned 180 degrees around!
/Scary Girl/Lauren's outhouse confessional/
She held a knife in her hand and expertly spun it around with her hand, also moving it between her fingers without getting cut.
"Sorry, folks, but no spoilers." Scary Girl/Lauren said, twirling the knife before balancing it on her finger.
/End of outhouse confessional/
Frogs of Death cabin
A repeated ping was heard in the cabin, causing Julia to gasp.
"OMG, look at this!" Julia said, sitting up in her bed as Emma and Bowie were trying to sleep in their beds.
(Julia's phone count: 19)
"Ugh! Please turn that off." Bowie said, wearing a sleeping mask while sleeping in the bottom bunkbed under Julia's.
"I've never had this many followers before!" Julia said, seeing her social media followers reaching over 3,500,000.
Emma, in the top bunkbed in front of Julia, threw a pillow at her face, making her drop the phone!
"AAAAH!" Julia let out.
/Julia's outhouse confessional/
"Last time, I lost all of my followers because I yelled at that ugly raptor but it turns out, just being the real me is what people love even more! I guess you really do just need to be true to yourself to have people like you." Julia said before looking determined. "And now that I don't need to be perfect anyone, everyone left on the island better be ready for a SERIOUS wake up call."
Julia pointed to the camera to show her point.
/End of confessional/
Bowie got up and got his clothes on, barefoot as he walked to his shoes with a yawn.
"Well, better hurry up for breakfast." He said, putting his right shoe o-
SQUISH
He stopped when he felt something slightly wet in his shoe.
/Bowie's outhouse confessional/
"So...Raj left me a gift before he was eliminated. If you want to guess, it's his mouth guard." Bowie said before showing Raj's white mouth guard. "And get this, it came with a poem."
Bowie pulled a piece of paper, gaining a sheepish smile as he reads it out loud.
""Santa Claus lives in the North, Witches live in the south. I want you to have this, it's been in my mouth." It's sad yet so adorable." Bowie said before looking at the mouth guard. "I bet he wore this in all of his game. Skating hard, playing hard, scoring the goal, and driving it right in-NO!"
Bowie stopped himself from fantasizing about his boyfriend, turning his head away from the mouth guard.
"This is no time to be thinking of hot Raj! You have got 1 million dollars to win! Let's do this!" Bowie said before putting the mouth guard in his mouth, immediately spitting it out! "Ugh! Does Raj ever was that?"
/End of confessional/
Mess Hall
Marcus was in line in front of Millie and Priya for breakfast as Chris was wearing an apron and a chef's hat, holding a pot of colorful mush and stirring it.
"Here you, Marcus. Eat up!" Chris said, dumping the mush into a bowl.
"Thanks but why are you cooking?" Marcus asked.
"I just felt like doing my good deed for the month." Chris said as he poured some mush for Millie.
Marcus was curious about that but didn't question it as he walked to a table and began eating.
"This is breakfast? It's just slop with multiple food dyes. If you're going to cook for us, you could've made us an actual, edible meal instead of using food as an art project." Millie said, holding her bowl to Chris.
"Hahaha! Yeah, Millie! Sick burn! Whoo!" Priya cheered, throwing punches. "Hit him with the finisher."
"That was it, just a one shot." Millie said, turning to Priya.
"Oh. That was still a good one, Millie." Priya said, smiling before pointing to Chris. "But why exactly are you serving breakfast? That's Chef's job."
"Uh ahahahahaha, Chef is preoccupied at the moment." Chris said with a sly grin.
The Back of the Kitchen
Chef placed a cooking shirt on with rolled up sleeve and another chef's hat on his head.
"All my life, I always thought of cooking as a form of art. Not my usual cooking, that's barely counts as food. Hehehehehe." Chef said as he made cooking "preparations."
Clips were shown of Chef dumping eggs (shells and all) in a frying pain, chopping a green apple in half, stirring a stew with socks in it, pouring milf on a steak, cutting a ketchup bottle in half, and seeing two slices of pizza pop out of a toaster.
"But in today's challenge, the world will see what I can really do as I show everyone my true culinary craft." Chef said, putting an orange kitten and opening an over to reveal a delicious(?) rump roast.
Mess Hall
Bowie and Emma walked in with Bowie chewing on something.
"Why are you chewing gum this early?" Emma asked.
"I just need it to get the taste of Raj's gift out of my mouth. His mouth guard." Bowie said, pointing to his mouth.
"Ahahahahaha, for real?" Emma asked as she laughed. "That is adorably gross!"
"And speaking of gross." Bowie said, pointing ahead.
Marcus and Scary Girl/Lauren were sitting next to each other eating breakfast, but Scary Girl's/Lauren's mush was only red, black, and purple. But the gross part was that Scary Girl/Lauren offered to feed Marcus, which he allowed her to, before feeding her as well!
"They're not gonna last." Bowie comments.
"I don't know, they seem cute together. Even if they're both scary." Emma said before-
BANG
The mess hall door was slammed open.
"Good morning, you butt knuckles." Julia said with a smirk, her fists on her hips.
"Watch this." Bowie said before walking to Julia, who walked forward. "Hey, Julia. Some leave a bad-"
WHACK!
Julia elbowed Bowie to the ground, where his gum flew out of his mouth.
"Whoops. Sorry but you were in the way." Julia said before walking to Priya and Millie.
WAM!
And slapping a their breakfast off an tray and onto them, leaving Millie covered in blue mush while Priya was covered in yellow mush.
"Sorry not sorry, girls." Julia said as she stopped before Emma, placing a hand in her shoulder. "What's wrong, Emma? Not feeling well? Maybe you should sit down?!"
With a shove, Emma was pushed back.
"Whoa! Hey!" Emma said before landing in Marcus's lap!
"Whoa." Marcus let out in surprise as Emma looked at him.
"HEY! OFF MY MAN!" Scary Girl/Lauren shouted as Marcus pushed Emma off him.
"Yeah, I'm taken." He said, clapping his hands clean.
"That's nice since you two freak shows will ONLY ever have each other." Julia said with a smirk before looking to Damian, who sat next to Scary Girl/Lauren. "And you."
"What? Why me?" Damian asked in worry.
"Nothing but you just don't seem worth it now." Julia said, losing her smirk.
"Phew." Damian said, shutting his eyes.
Julia smirked again as she rushed behind him.
"J.K." She said before reaching down and PULLING his underwear! "ATOMIC WEDGIE!"
"GAAAAAAAH!" Damian screamed before his underwear was put on his head!
/Julia's outhouse confessional/
"Oh man, that feel GREAT! And if you think this puts a target in me, it doesn't matter. I can't be eliminated if I keep winning challenges." Julia said, looking happy and calm before looking sinister. "Which I can and will."
/End of confessional/
"See you guys at the challenge." Julia said, walking away with her breakfast. "Hahahahaha."
"Well, looks like she's full villain." Priya said with a frown.
"Yep. Looks like it." Millie said as they glanced at each other.
Back at the table, Emma picked herself up as Marcus turned to Scary Girl/Lauren.
"You don't need to be jealous. I like you and you alone." Marcus said to her.
"I know but a woman has to protect what's hers. And you are mine." Scary Girl/Lauren said, caressing his cheek a bit. "Blood, bruises, and all."
"I know, same to you." Marcus said, smiling at her.
"Okay, what is going on here and can you please stop?" Bowie asked, standing up and watching them.
"None of your business and check your hair." Marcus said as Scary Girl/Lauren giggled at him.
"What? Why?" Bowie asked.
"Cuz you got a LITTLE gum in your hair." Emma said calmly.
"A little?" Bowie asked, looking up to a BIG wad of his gun in his blonde hair. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
Frogs of Death cabin
Bowie was on a stool and watched as Emma pulled the gum out of his hair with tweezers.
"Seriously-OUCH!-those two are too-UGH!-creepy to be lovey dovey." Bowie said as Emma pulled out some gum. "We need to break them up no-OOOOW!"
Emma got the last of the gum out, taking some of Bowie's hair in the process.
"Thanks. Now, into how to break them up." Bowie said, rubbing his head.
"I'm not sure that's a good idea. Not just because I'm happy for their weird connection but because they are BOTH dangerous players. Messing with their relationship and them finding out would end badly for us." Emma said as the loud speakers turned on.
"Campers, reassemble in the Mess Hall in 10 minutes." Chris said to them.
Mess Hall
"Welcome everyone to the "Wheel of Vomit!" Chris said, revealing himself standing by and gesturing to a wood spinning wheel with a red multi-tipped start with several other colored tips.
The campers didn't applaud or reply as they sat at separate tables.
The table on the left had Marcus, Bowie Emma, and Damian.
The table on the right had Millie, Priya, Axel, Julia, and Scary Girl/Lauren.
And all campers had on protective goggles and white bibs as the lights were turned on. A cricket was heard chirping as Marcus raised his fist and CRUSHED it against the table.
"In this challenge, all of you will be sampling from a variety of unique culinary dishes." Chris said, gesturing with his arms out.
"Food? Then why did you give us these protective glasses too?" Damian asked, pointing to his own.
"Because it's call "the Wheel of Vomit." We're gonna be puking, doorknob." Julia said before rolling her eyes. "I thought you were the smart one here."
"Hey!" Millie said, taking offense to that.
"What? As far as I see, you're only second smartest." Julia said.
"It doesn't matter what you feed us, I've train my body to be able to eat ANYTHING to survive." Axel said, punching her stomach a bit. "I've got a gut of Acero."
"I don't know what that means but you won't be so confident when we show you the "food."" Chris said with air quotes.
"Hmm, my curiosity is peaked." Scary Girl/Lauren said, smiling wider and leaning forward.
"The rules are simple. I will spin the wheel and whatever one of ten meals it lands on, Chef will bring out." Chris said as the camera showed 10 covered trays in the kitchen window. "If anyone of you refuses to eat, can't finish, or blow chunks; you are out. Last one eating, wins immunity. The rest, elimination for desert."
Everyone looked towards each other in worry that they might be next.
/Axel's outhouse confessional/
"I was being serious about my stomach. There is NOTHING Chef could serve that I haven't already caught and eaten while hunting in the wood or scavenging my neighborhood trash cans." Axel said as she cross her arms. "You can't judge me, I'm a survivor."
/End of confessionals/
"I don't know about this, Priya." Millie said, looking nervous.
"Don't worry. Eating gross stuff is everyday in Total Drama cuz of Chef's cooking." Priya said, nudging Millie. "You'll be fine. Plus, I've trained for this from my parents feeding me ice cream mixed with liver wurst. No biggie."
/Millie's outhouse confessional/
"Ice cream and liver wurst?" Millie asked, her hands n her hips. "That is a BIGGIE."
/End of confessional/
"Now campers. All the way from the Culinary School of La Cuillère de Caca!" Chris said with a grin.
"Wait, isn't that French for "the poop spoon?"" Millie asked.
Damian gulped nervously.
"Yeah, it is." Damian said.
"Say hello to the one and only, CHEF HATCHET!" Chris shouted.
Chef walked out from the kitchen, still dressed as a French chef, and waved to everyone.
"Now, let's see what the first course will be." Chris said before he spun the Wheel of Vomit. "Come on, lucky 7s!"
The wheel spun before stopping in a red point.
"Red for round one. The first course will be..." Chris said before pulling out a notecard. "Old and sweaty boot meat."
"I'm sorry, what?" Millie asked, raising a finger.
"Come again?" Damian asked, already feeling sick.
"For this dish, I needed some old meat. Which I graciously found at the dump." Chef said with a smile.
A flashback was shown of Chef pulling a steak with a raccoon before it ripped, only getting have before the raccoon ran off.
"Then I packed the meat into one of my old army boots and cooked at 425 degrees until it was medium rare." Chef said as he pulled the cover off a tray.
A spotlight shined over the "meal" as the toe of the boot was cut off and the meat insid was dark brown.
Millie instantly stood up.
"No thanks! I'm out." Millie said.
"What? Millie you can't just drop out without even trying." Priya said, whispering behind her hand. "That's a one way ticket to voted out."
"I'll be fine. I'm under the radar at the moment, so I'm sure I'll be fine." Millie said, walking off with a smile as Priya looked upset.
"And Millie is the first to drop without even a sample? Very bold." Chris said, pointing to her.
/Priya's outhouse confessional/
"What is Millie thinking? Doing this puts both her and our alliance at risk!" Priya said in worry.
/End of confessional/
Both tables are given a piece of the cooked boot with meat inside.
"Ha! No surprise Millie is the first to drop, she doesn't have the grit to put all of her mind and body into a challenge." Bowie said as he used a fork to get some meat. "It's all mind over matter, believe and you will achieve."
Bowie took a bite of the meat, chewing confidently as Emma, Marcus and Damian watched him.
GULP
"There. No sweat." Bowie said confidently before his stomach gurgle. "Oh no. BLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH!"
A steam of colorful vomit came from his mouth asEmma and Damian ducked, making a puddle on the floor! Everyone was disgusted by this while Scary Girl/Lauren also giggled at it.
"There she blows!" Chris said like a pirate.
Bowie got up and left while holding his stomach.
"Bowie is eliminated! Do you all see why I made a colorful breakfast now?" Chris asked before chucking. "Hahahaha! Because I KNEW it would be coming right back up."
/Bowie's outhouse confessional/
"My brain said "You can do it! Dominate that food!" But my stomach was saying "I ain't eat this, it's literal trash!"" Bowie said, holding his stomach.
/End of confessional/
"Two down, seven to go! Who is next?" Chris asked.
Everyone was hesitant/groaning as they tried to eat the "food." Well, all but two.
Scary Girl/Lauren actually licked her plate clean as she finished while Axel ran her thumb across her lips.
"Easy." Axel said with a smile.
"Reminds of dinner with the carnies back home." Scary Girl/Lauren said.
"Done!" They both said.
Priya and Julia struggled to chew before the both swallowed.
"Done!" Priya said, holding her stomach.
"Done." Julia said, nearly throwing up.
Marcus downed his in one go and tried not to taste it, forcing it down his throat.
"Done!" He said with a huff
"Burger and fries! Burger and fries!" Damian muttered as he swallowed. "Done!"
"Don-"Emma was cut off my something in her throat.
"Oh!" Chris said, excited.
"Don" Emma felt something coming.
"OH?!" Chris said again.
"Don-" Emma said, forcing it back down.
"OH?!?!" Chris asked as he held his face.
"DONE!" Emma said, finally done.
"Wow, that was a real yo-yo of a moment. But Emma stuck it out to make it to round 2." Chris said before spinning the Wheel of Vomit again. "Who is..."
Soon, the wheel stopped on an orange point.
"The color orange, which stands for-" Chris said as he looked at the notecard.
A flashback was shown of Chef dropping a small flower into a pot of boiling green slime with dark pink pig snouts in it.
"Nose O'Booco! Pork snout is already a world renowned dish. But my recipes takes a unique approach." Chef said as he pulled a tray cover up to reveal multiple snouts with green goo coming out of the nose holes. "My recipes requires snouts from pigs with severe head colds!"
Everyone was given a bowl of the food, almost looking nauseous as Axel and Scary Girl/Lauren drank right from their bowls.
"Hmm, not bad. You can really taste the pigs suffering." Scary Girl/Lauren said.
"This reminds me of the time I hunted and ate a wild boar. Only less liquidly." Axel comments.
Everyone else took sips and recoiled in disgust.
"UGH! It's like bacon soup mixed with pig snot!" Julia comments.
"I actually think that's about right." Emma said with a joking tone.
"Hahahaha, yeah. Might as well call this Snot Surprise." Damian said as he and Emma chuckled.
"Is that all you got, Chef? I expected worse from you." Axel said as she used a form and bite into the snout.
Chef and Chris looked surprised at her.
/Julia's outhouse confessional/
"I am on the chopping block and I'm stuck between two tough competitors!" Julia said, pointing to herself. "If I don't get creative and eliminate the two eating freaks next to me, I'm done for! Gotta get creative!"
/End of confessional/
"So, Lauren, Axel, seen any good movies lately?" Julia asked as they looked at her. "Like Invasion of the Sinus Blasters?"
"No. not a fan of alien movies." Axel said, shaking her head.
"I prefer horror but I saw it." Scary Girl/Lauren said with a nod.
"Great!" Julia said with a grin, holding a fork with pork snout in it. "Do you remember that scene in the dinner where the truckers are having their soup but it turns out, the soup had the alien eggs in it? And then the aliens just BURST out of their noses! That was like, the grossest scene in the movie! Right?"
"Hmmm, yeah. It was but I couldn't save the movie as a whole. The dialogue seemed stale and the ending was forced. Not really the director's best." Scary Girl/Lauren said with a shrug, still eating.
Julia looked shocked at this, her plan to gross out Scary Girl/Lauren had failed.
"Movie criticism aside, nobody is eliminated that round. But we've still got more!" Chris said, spinning the Wheel of Vomit again as it lands on a yellow point. "Round three is yellow which means "La Croissant da Shiver.""
A flashback of Chef rolling dough in a cutting board before changing Chef eating a pastry and coffee outside of a French cafe, dressed in a black and white shirt with sunglasses and a beret.
"This dish came from my time visiting a cafe in France, where I found a hair inside of my pastry puff. I realized that this was the secret to the true flavor of French cuisine!" Chef said, pulling a tray top up to reveal pastry croissant with hair and small bugs in them. "And inside of the juicy feeling is a unique texture, known as lice."
Everyone looked weirded out by the "pastry" as Scary Girl/Lauren looked at it with excitement.
"Oh! I can tell this one will be a FIGHTER going down." She said before eating it whole. "Ehehehehehehe, I can feel them fighting in my throat!"
Thinking quickly, Julia grabbed a nearby pepper shaker and pours some in her hand.
"Huuuh Phew." Julia blew the pepper at Scary Girl/Lauren.
It got in her nose as she stopped chewing.
"A-A-A-ACHOO!" Scary Girl/Lauren sneezed, her food flying out of her mouth! "WHOOPS!"
Jumping on the table, Scary Girl/Lauren leaped into the air and flipped while re-eating her pastry puff before landing on her feet!
"And she sticks the landing! Perfect score!" Chris shouted, holding his hands up.
Everyone else, aside from Axel who ate hers in one go too, we're struggling to eat the hair and lice ridden pastry.
"Ugh! Ugh!" Julia grunted, trying not to puke.
"UGH! Oh!" Priya let out, gagging.
"Mmmmm! Mmm!" Marcus grunts, banging in the table as he chews.
Emma seemingly had it easy, giggling as she ate.
"It kind of tickles." Emma said as she looked to Damian.
"Donuts, donuts, donuts." Damian muttered as he finished his. "Phew! Close one."
"You know, you're doing a lot better than I thought." Emma said before giving him a thumbs up. "You're a lot different than when we first arrived."
"Thanks but I can say for sure this will be a VERY traumatic memory. My strategy is barely working." Damian said to her.
"Really? Where you keep muttering actually good food while eating?" Emma asked him.
"Exactly. By constantly thinking of something good, I'm trying to block the actual taste of the food on my tongue. I'm just thinking of all sorts of things that taste good instead of this stuff." Damian said before listing off food. "Hotdogs, pizza, burgers, donuts, milkshakes, fruit punch; that kind of stuff."
"Wow, kind of like Duncan from season 3." Emma said with a nod.
/Damian's outhouse confessional/
"Once again, I have no idea what that means. Maybe I should watch the previous total drama seasons when all of this season over." Damian said, rubbing his chin.
/End of confessional/
"Thanks I guess but for the tougher ones, I'm saving my very favorites to get through them. Like banana pudding." Damian said as Emma suddenly gagged, making him confused.
"Um, did you see that?" Priya asked as she turned to Axel.
"Yes, I did." Axel comments, watching with Priya.
"What's the matter? Don't you like pudding?" Damian asked her.
"Yes but DON'T say banana pudding! That is like the worst flavor of pudding." Emma said, holding her hands over her mouth.
"What? How could you hate it? It's one of the best, especially if you make from scratch with actual bananas in it and those little vanilla cookie wafers." Damian said, twirling his fingers in his hand.
Emma gagged again as everyone watched this, even Chef and Chris.
"I don't actually see a problem with this but I can't look away." Chris said.
"Me either." Chef comments.
"Stop talking about pudding! Any pudding!" Emma said, her stomach gurgling loudly.
"Okay, okay, I'll stop." Damian said with his hands up.
"Thank you." Emma said, taking deep breaths.
"I mean, everyone loves pudding but it's not like I said anything like steamed carrots." Damian said, rolling his eyes.
Emma stomach gurgled again before she held her mouth shut!
"Oh no! No! BLUUUUUUUUUUUH!" Emma said as she colorfully vomited right in Damian's face, sending him to the floor!
"WHOA! Hahahahahaha, looks like Damian should've kept his mouth shut!" Chris said as Chef grinned at this.
"AAAAAH! Oh man, this is so gross!" Damian shouted as he looked at himself. "I think-I think- HUH! BLUUUUUUUUUH!"
Damian vomited a colorful stream of vomit at Emma AND Marcus, taking them both to the floor!
/Bowie's outhouse confessional/
"Thinking back to putting Raj's mouth guard in my mouth, that was the LEAST grossest thing about today." Bowie said with his legs crossed.
/End of confessional/
"Emma, Damian, you both are out." Chris said as Marcus got up. "Marcus, you're-"
"I'm done." Marcus said, flicking vomit out of his hair. "I can handle a LOT of things on my body like blood and sweat but rainbow vomit is where I drew the line."
"Really? Fine, you're on the chopping block then." Chris said with a shrug.
"I'll take my chances." Marcus said before smiling at Scary Girl/Lauren. "Good luck, Lauren."
Scary Girl/Lauren replied with blowing a kiss to Marcus, waving at him as he, Emma, and Damian left the mess hall.
"Love is strange and gross but that's not on the menu for round four!" Chris said as he spun the Wheel of Vomit, landing in a green point. "Green means go! And it also means you'll be eating "Wiggle Fries.""
A flashback was shown of a locker room before the locker was opened, revealing a basket of fries with brown sauce and flies at the bottom.
"I once read about this dish that was basically just fries with cheese and maggots in it." Chef said, pulling up a tray top to reveal a plate of french fries covered in gravy sauce and white maggots. "So, I thought why not just do that with poutine as well?"
Everyone was given a plate of poutine and maggots, two of them eating it with ease as the other two were struggling.
"Hmm, never had poutine until now. It's pretty good." Axel said, eating a fry with a fork.
A tapping in the window drew everyone's attention, turning to see the baby cassowary from before was peaking at it.
"Is that a baby cassowary?" Julia asked.
"Yes but why is it here?" Priya asked, confused.
Axel groaned a bit as she turned to the and opened it, picking up the baby bird.
"You shouldn't be here. I thought you would leave me alone after I fed you." Axel said as she turned back around.
"Hur Hur." The baby cassowary said, nuzzling her hand.
"Wow, I guess it imprinted on you somehow. It thinks your its mother." Priya said with wide eyes.
"Awwww, lucky! You get to have a deadly bird pet when it grows up." Scary Girl/Lauren said with a pout.
"Hey I am NOBODY's mother. This bird just keeps coming to me for food." Axel said, placing the baby in front of the poutine. "I already finish this round, so it can go nuts."
"Hur." The baby said before eating some poutine, getting some maggots as well and enjoying the meal.
"Very strange but cute, I'll allow it!" Chris said with a nod.
Behind the remaining four, Chef held a bowl of maggots as he checked their dishes before stopping by Priya.
"Wait, there's not enough maggots in your poutine, Priya." Chef said, reaching into the bowl.
"Wait, no it's fine. I-" Priya was cut off as Chef sprinkled some maggots into her food. "Okay...no problem."
Priya stuck her fork into a fry, seeing a few maggots crawling on it, and ate it with a groan.
"There. Easy as-" Priya was cut off by a gag and her stomach rumbling. "Oh no. They're crawling back up. HUH!"
Priya rushed out of her seat, throwing up near the front door, before rushing outside.
"Priya is out!" Chris said, gazing at Axel, Julia, and Scary Girl/Lauren. "Now four have become three. Let's head to round five!"
He spun the Wheel of Vomit again, landing on the color cyan.
"And cyan stands for "Toe Jam Cookies."" Chris said as he reads the notecard.
A flashback was shown of Chef watching tv while picking lint out from between his toes and flicking it into a pile.
"Whenever I watch tv, I like to pick the lint from my feet and roll them into little balls before flicking them into a corner." Chef said, pulling up a try to reveal cookies with colorful lint balls on them. "And now, there in your dessert!"
/Julia's outhouse confessional/
"Toe jam? Seriously? This is SO gross!" Julia said, looking worried and disgusted. "Axel and Scary make this look easy
/End of confessional/
Axel was taking a bite out of her cookie, not minding the lint.
"Not the worst thing I've tasted but one of the sweetest." Axel said as she ate.
"And still warm. These must've been fresh out of the oven." Scary Girl/Lauren said.
Chef looked proud and happy at their compliments as Julia was gagging to finish her cookies. She nearly threw up but held it down as she held up a glass of white liquid.
"So what's this? Unpasteurized milk? Blended up cicada bugs?" Julia asked.
"No but those are good ideas. You should've been at the pitch meeting. Sadly, it's just normal, chilled, and pasteurized milk." Chris said to her.
"Oh thank goodness." Julia said before her, Axel, and Scary Girl/Lauren drank the milk.
"Hmm, pretty good but I prefer chocolate. It just tastes better." Scary Girl/Lauren said.
"Ehh, I can take it or leave it." Axel said, unknowing letting the cassowary baby drink some milk from the glass.
"I'd pick strawberry milk any day of the week." Julia said.
A gurgling was heard as Scary Girl/Lauren held her stomach, frowning.
"Ugh. Don't even mention that. I hate strawberry milk." She said, drinking more.
"Really? Why?" Julia asked as she and Axel turned to Scary Girl/Lauren.
"None of your business." Scary Girl/Lauren said with a side glare.
/Julia's outhouse confessional/
"Scary Girl seems really defensive about strawberry milk. Almost grossed out even." Julia said before gesturing to herself. "It's a risk but I'm gonna milk this for all it's worth."
/End of confessional/
"I just don't get it. Strawberry milk is like, the best kind of milk out there." Julia said as she put her milk glass down. "Just think about it. All that hard work to put the sweetness into the milk for an absolutely perfect experience. And the taste, like a sky of fluffy clouds dancing on my tongue. When I was a kid, I used to say that magic flavor fairies blessed the world with the greatest drink ever."
Scary Girl/Lauren frowns as she looked at her glass of milk and hallucinated, imagining it turning pink like strawberry milk with tiny fairies, cotton candy clouds with tiny faces, and tiny unicorns.
"Drink it, Lauren!" A pink fairy said.
"We made it just for you!" A cloud said.
"You'll love it!" A unicorn said.
"Drink it! Drink it! Drink it! Drink it! Drink it! Drink it!" They all chanted.
"Huh! Huh!" Scary Girl/Lauren gagged, hearing how sweet and girly Julia was describing strawberry milk and seeing the overly cute hallucinations. "HUUUUUUH!"
She vomited red, black, and purple colors as she got up, running away!
"You're sick, Julia! You are sick!" Scary Girl/Lauren shouted, busting a hole in the wall as she vomited again.
Chris and Chef stood in shock, gazing to the hole ScaryGirl/Lauren had left when she ran away.
"Out of everything I've seen today, that was the most shocking." Chris said as he glanced at Chef before looking at the final two. "But with Scary Girl scared right out of her spot, Axel and Julia, you will now face each out in a head to head eat for for immunity! Are you ready?"
"You've played a food game but you might as well give up now cuz I got plenty of room left." Axel said with a grin.
"Please, I would ever lose to a zombie fanatic and her little birdie." Julia said, pointing to Axel. "OUCH!"
Looking down, both of them save the baby cassowary was biting her other hand.
"HISSSSS!" It hissed at Julia.
"Ugh! Keep that freaky thing on a lease!" Julia shouted as she held her bit hand.
"Let me think. No." Axel said before picking up to cassowary. "And I've officially changed my mind, I'm keeping you."
/Axel's outhouse confessional/
Axel sat with the baby cassowary on her lap smiling at the camera.
"Having an animal companion in the zombie apocalypse isn't the worst idea. Plus, it's a cassowary, this bird was made to be tough. Isn't that right, my little killer?" Axel said tickling her new pet in the stomach.
"Hur!" It squeaked our.
"That's right!" Axel said with a smile. "I think that will be your name, Killer!"
/End of confessional /
FLASH!
Axel (with Killer in her lap) and Julia sat at a smaller table facing each other, glaring as two glass bowls filled with brownish-purple jelly was in front of them.
"Round six, moose jelly!" Chris said as they both ate handfuls.
FLASH!
The duo now had two glass cups filled with ice cream and various fish parts.
"Round seven, seafood milkshake!" Chris said as Julia slurped from a straw while Axel drank right from the glass.
FLASH!
"Round 8, roasted platypus tails!" Chris said as Axel and Julia picked their tails up, biting into them.
FLASH!
Chef pulled the cover off two trays, revealing piles of pinkish red meat with raccoon skin caps on.
"Round nine, raccoon tartar!" Chris said as they threw away the cap.
Axel picked up the tray and ate from it as Julia leaned down to eat from hers. Chef and Chris watched as the former blew a kiss from his fingers.
FLASH!
"Round 10, caterpillar soufflé!" Chris said as Axel and Julia ate small soufflés filled with worms and caterpillars!
Both girls glared at each other as the baby cassowary saw a left over worm on Axel's plate, jumping up and eating it before returning to her lap.
FLASH!
It was now night as an airhorn was blown, revealing Axel and Julia still at the table as the former had her head in the table while the latter leaned against the table holding her stomach.
"It's been 10 courses and it is clear you are both determined to win." Chris said before both girls burped! "No matter how disgusting you both are. But I am getting tired and we don't have enough disgusting ingredients for more food. So I have invited everyone back to watch this epic tie breaker!"
Behind the table, everyone was back and sitting on the same chairs/stumps used for the Campfire Ceremonies.
The front row was: Emma, Priya, Millie, and Damian.
The back row was: Marcus, Scary Girl/Lauren, and Bowie.
Back at the table, Chris put one last platter on the table and lifted the cover to reveal a strange, white...something?
"Wait a minute, I didn't make that." Chef said, confused and tapping his chin.
"What is this, a giant pasta noodle?" Axel asked, very weirded out.
"I don't think so." Julia said, also weirded out.
Suddenly, the "pasta noodle" moved, shaking the duo as Axel held Killer closer!
"What the heck was that?!" Juli asked, pointing to the "noodle."
"That, Julia, is a 50 foot tape worm." Chris said.
Everyone gasped in shock, Chef being the loudest.
"No! You can't!" Chef said, walking to Chris. lAt least my dishes appeared to be consumable! Kids, please don't do this! It's not worth it!"
Chef began to gag in disgust of the final "dish."
/????????'s outhouse confessional/
"They're right about me. I haven't taken a shower in days." A gruff voice said from the TAPEWORM as it say in the confessional, becoming more filthy!
/End of confessional/
"Right in the middle of this 50 foot tapeworm is a redline, that is your goal and whoever eats it first wins immunity." Chris said, holding up the middle of the tapeworm to show the red line. "Don't worry, this is beet juice. Even I would never make anyone eat ink, that would kill you. On your marks, get set, EAT!"
Chris rushed away and dropped the middle of the worm. Axel and Julia glared at each other as they both grabbed the separate ends, taking bites as Millie tried not to look but peaked through her fingers.
"HUUH!?" Bowie gasped, holding his face.
"I-I think I'm gonna be sick again!" Damian said, gagging as he watched.
"This is just WRONG." Marcus said, looking away with one eye open.
"Yeah, even I have to agree." Scary Girl/Lauren said as she grimaced at this.
Back at the table, Axel was ripping off and eating the worm like a beast as Julia was the same but slower.
"Guh! Guh!" Chef gagged as Chris was just smiling, unaffected.
Axel was show shoving large amounts into her mouth while Julia wasn't even chewing anymore, just swallowing.
"AAAAAH!" Emma and Bowie screamed as everyone looked disgusted.
At the final stretch, Axel and Juli were eating/slurping without using their hands. The tapeworm growing shorter and shorter as they leaned closer towards each other.
/Axel's outhouse confessional/
"Desperate times call for desperate measures." Axel said with a blank face.
/End of confessional/
Axel pulled back and slurped harder, eating more of the tapeworm as Julia was pulled forward.
"MMM?!" Julia let out, trying to pull back but couldn't.
So left with no choice, Julia jump forward and slurped as Axel chomped quickly! Both so close until-
CHU!
"MMMM?!" They let out in shock, the tapeworm fully gone and their lips met for a kiss!
Everyone gasped at this as Axel and Julia jumped back from each other!
"What the heck?! You kissed me!" Axel shouted, holding Killer in her hands.
"What?! You're the one who kissed me!" Julia shouted, pointing at her.
An airhorn went off as everyone turned to Chris and Chef.
"Okay, as crazy and sudden as that was, let's try and calm down as we go to instant replay to see who won." Chris said, pulling out a remote.
He pushed a button and a TV came from the ceiling, the screen showing static before going back to Axel's and Julia's tug of war.
"Now for X5 reduced speed." Chris said, pushing another button.
The tv showed the tug of war, Axel slurping and chomping hard while Julia was chomping slurping forward until...
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"That settles it! Julia wins immunity!" Chef said, holding up Julia's hand.
"YES!" Julia cheered.
"NO!" Axel screamed in defeat, until her stomach gurgled. "Oh no."
"Oh yes." Chris said, pulling out an umbrella and opening it in front of him.
"HUUUUUUUH!" Axel projectile vomited and hit the umbrella, splattering Chef and Julia.
"AAAAH!" Julia screamed before hurling. "HUUUUUUUH!"
"HUUUUUH!" Chef hurled, hitting Marcus and Bowie off their seats!
Before long, everyone began vomiting in the mess hall! Even the camera woman and microphone operator vomited as a second camera caught it all!
/Bowie's outhouse confessional/
"This is the single grossest episode of Total Drama EVER." Bowie said, holding his arms up in disgust.
/End of confessional/
Campfire Pit
After cleaning up the mess hall and everyone took showers, the remaining 9 contestants were now at the campfire for another elimination.
Front Row: Marcus, Priya, Emma, Millie, and Axel.
Back Row: Scary Girl/Lauren, Julia, Damian, and Bowie.
"I am lying but I hope you all are feeling better." Chris said with a smile before noticing Scary Girl/Lauren holding something behind her back. "Scary Girl, what are you hiding behind your back?"
"It's a surprise." She said with a grin.
"Can I assume it's a bad or deadly?" Chris asked.
"NOPE. It's a good one, for my BF." Scary Girl/Lauren said, pulling it from her back and showing it to everyone. "TADA!"
Everyone but Marcus gasped in shock, finding the gift to be a realistic wooden skull shaped like a heart! Not only that, but it had the letters "M L" carved in the forehead!
"Oh sweet mother of nature." Chris said, horrified.
"Whoa." Marcus said, slowly taking the skull. "You made this?"
"Uh huh. I spent all day carving it, before the challenge and after I was out. Do you like it?" Scary Girl/Lauren asked, holding her hands together.
"I...love it. Thank you." Marcus said, smiling at Scary Girl/Lauren. "I've never gotten a gift like this before. It's amazing."
He stood up and gave her a kiss, making her happily kiss back as everyone just looked shocked and horrified.
/Damian's outhouse confessional/
"I DO NOT GET ROMANCE IF THAT EVEN COUNTS AS ROMANCE!" He screamed in horror.
/Millie's outhouse confessional/
"This is my generation" Millie said, looking traumatized.
/Axel's outhouse confessional/
"Dios mio." Axel muttered, rubbing her temples. "First kissing Julia, now this?"
/End of confessionals/
"Okay...moving on." Chris said slowly before getting back to himself. "Julia has won immunity, so you cannot vote her off. Who does get voted off? That's up to you."
"Marcus and Scary Girl, the only thing more disturbing than the food from today was your moment of love just now." Chef said, in his regular clothes, as he pointed at them.
"I honestly don't care. This is my first relationship and I love it." Marcus said as Scary Girl/Lauren hugged him from behind.
"Axel, you were a strong competitor but that has painted a target on your back." Chef said, pointing to her.
"Whatever, I was already a strong competitor before and now, I have a little companion." Axel said, holding Killer in her lap. "Right, Killer?"
"Hur!" The baby cassowary said.
"Campers, it's time to vote." Chris said.
/Emma's outhouse confessional/
"I know who I'm voting for and it's someone you would least expect." Emma said with a grin.
/Bowie's outhouse confessional/
"Hmm, it seems like some people are getting too comfortable." Bowie said before smirking and spinning his finger. "Maybe I should do a little stirring to shake things up."
/Priya's outhouse confessional/
"Axel is a strong competitor and a major threat but I'm still mad with Millie. She just bailed out of the challenge without even trying!" Priya said, upset.
/End of confessionals/
"You all know how this goes." Chris said, tossing a marshmallow in his hand as seven more laid on a platter on a barrel. "A marshmallow means you're safe. Julia, Priya, Bowie, Axel, Emma, and Scary. You are all safe."
Everyone caught their marshmallows as the remaining three looked neutral or worried.
"The second the last marshmallow goes to..." Chris said as Damian crossed his fingers and Millie looked worried. "Marcus."
Marcus caught the marshmallow and ate it, hugged by his girlfriend while smiled happily.
"All that leaves us now is Millie and Damian." Chris said, holding the last marshmallow.
/Millie's outhouse confessional/
"Wait, that can't be right? I'm in an alliance of three, I should be safer than this." Millie said, worried. "I'm not threat!"
/Priya's outhouse confessional/
"I didn't think voting for Millie would end like this! I was just angry at the moment!" Priya said, looking worried. "I didn't want to vote off my best friend!"
/End of confessionals/
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Chris tossed the marshmallow to her, which she caught happily as Damian dropped his jaw.
"What?! I'm out?!" Damian shouted in shock.
/Priya's outhouse confessional/
"YES!" Priya shouted as she pumped her fists.
/End of confessional/
"Damian, the Dock of Shame awaits." Chris said, walking to the dock.
"Aw man." Damian said, following Chris.
/Damian's outhouse confessional/
"All and all, aside from being disappointed I lost, I'm proud of myself." Damian said, looking happy. "I came here with no idea what Total Drama was and look at me now! I blew up dinosaur, faced a cassowary, and I made it past the merge! I am going home a new man and nobody can take that from me!"
/End of confessional/
Dock of Shame
Damian stood at the end of the dock, where the Drone of Despair grabbed him by the hat and flew him away!
"Ow! Hey! Watch the hat!" Damian shouted, disappearing over the horizon.
"There goes one former coward. Only 8 people I don't like left. Which one will get the boot next? Come back here and see it on Total. Drama. Island!" Chris said as the camera moved away from the island.
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Elimination Order: Caleb, Ripper, Nichelle, Zee, Chase, MK, Raj, Wayne, Damian
Remaining: 8 (Axel, Priya, Millie, Bowie, Emma, Julia, Marcus, Scary Girl/Lauren)