"Last time on Total Drama Island, it felt like a real life summer camp." Chris said as a bald eagle was sitting in a nest before the wind blew its "top feathers" off to show it WAS bald. "Cannoning, fishing, human volleyball, and even some attacks from the bears! Bowie looked like he was gonna claim immunity until Marcus stood in his way. One insult later and the two were duking it out."
Various clips showed the contestants rowing down the rushing river, Marcus fighting off flying fish, Julia being hit between crocodiles, and Julia being attacked by bears before showing Marcus and Bowie fighting.
"Marcus was about to be the winner before Julia showed up, snatching immunity for the second time in a row." Chris said as Julia was shown ringing the bell before changing to the campfire. "And in a surprising tiebreaker at elimination, Marcus showed us just how determined he is for his dream and defeated a giant mutant wrestler known as Dakotazoid!"
The clips showed Marcus hitting Dakotazoid with his spinning and flying uppercut, launching her into the lake.
"Epic move, by the way! Yet while he was epic, Axel was not so epic as she had to take the drone off the island." Chris said as Axel was shown being flown away with her cassowary, Killer, before showing the host on the dock. "I wonder who's going to be crying all the way home tonight? Maybe everyone? Find out here on TOTAL. DRAMA. ISLAND!"
The camera panned to show the whole island before cutting away.
-Opening Sequence-
Hey what up? I'm here to slay!
A new Camp Wawanakwa comes into view as Chris and Chef land a helicopter with Chris holding the prize money.
Don't know why the rest even bother to stay?
The camera moves to the cliff before jumping off, into the water.
I know the game and I've brought the skill!
Nicelle, Axel, and Priya are swimming away from a shark while Scary Girl/Lauren rides via the fin. Caleb swims up, making the shark stop and admire him as Scary Girl/Lauren is sent spinning off.
Crushing players dream!
Static changes to show MK hacking the camera before ducking, showing Ripper chugging a pot of beans while Zee, Wayne, and Raj watch/cheer. Ripper finishes before tossing the pot and burping/farting loudly, sending Zee flying!
Yeah you know the drill!
The camera moves to Bowie and Millie, the former watching the latter writing notes before Julia backed up while on her phone and bumped into Millie. Causing both to fall.
I wanna be! I wanna be! I wanna be famous!
Marcus and Chase were sparring as Damian and Emma watched. Chase threw a punch that Marcus ducked before he threw a kick to Chase's chin and made him fall to the ground, getting a wince from Damien and a cheer from Emma.
I wanna be! I wanna be! I wanna be famous!
Chef and Chris, who was holding a plate of marshmallow, stood before the campfire pit as everyone sat around them, the camera panning out toward the show title on a sign. Everyone but Marcus, Scary Girl/Lauren and Axel whistles.
Total Drama Island.
-Opening End-
Forest
It was early morning on the island as Priya, Millie, and Marcus were hiking up a mountain.
"Whoo! Almost to the top, yeah!" Priya said, her hair in a bun and carrying a beige backpack. "Now this is how you start the day!"
"Sure, I guess." Marcus said, carrying a red backpack.
"Thanks again for joining us, Marcus, but you didn't have to." Priya said to him.
"It's fine. It's a good way to start the day and it lets me catch up on the training I missed from being injured." Marcus said as his injuries from the last challenge were healed.
"Guys! Wait up!" Millie shouted, crawling in the ground behind them while wearing a blue backpack because of how tired she was. "Can we slow down and rest? Even this wild rooster is still sleeping."
The camera cut to show a rooster was asleep on a stump while wearing a light blue nightcap.
"Ha! Well that's his loss because he's not training to win Total Drama Island." Priya said, stopping and turning to Millie.
"We're almost to the top anyway, just endure it." Marcus said, walking past Priya.
/Millie's outhouse confessional/
"I know Priya means well but most of the time, her "training" feels like "inhuman torture."" Millie said while making air quotes.
/End of confessional/
The trio had stopped to rest as Millie laid against a large rock and opened a water bottle. She drank all of it as Priya and Marcus set their backpacks down.
"Millie, did you drink all of the water?" Priya asked, sweating from exhaustion.
"ALL of it? But don't you and Marcus have any?" Millie asked in surprise, also sweating.
Priya opened her backpack and pulled several small rocks!
"We were carrying rocks! It was to make this little hike more challenging!" Priya said, dropping the rocks.
"And it was, I liked it." Marcus said, pouring the rocks out of his backpack.
"You liked THIS?!" Millie shouted as the camera zoomed out.
Far Distance
It revealed they were at the top of the 1,000 foot cliff mountain.
1,000 Foot Cliff
"Well, since we're out of water, we should head back to camp before the next challenge." Marcus said, standing up with the red backpack.
"He's right, Millie. Let's go, it's almost time for breakfast." Priya said, standing up too.
Millie tried to get up but fell back, too exhausted from hiking the rocks in her backpack.
"Too tired. Can't get up." Millie said before smiling at the duo. "Can one of you carry me?"
"Seriously? I'm already exhausted." Priya asked.
"Marcus?" Millie asked, holding her arms out to him with a begging puppy expression.
Marcus walked up to Millie, who smiled and waited to be picked up, only for him to grab her by the backpack and pull her to her feet.
"No. Alliance or not, neither of us is carrying you." Marcus said to her.
"But-but if not, how are we going to make it back in time?" Millie asked in surprise.
Marcus didn't reply to her as he turned to Priya, who was still sweating.
"You said you were dehydrated, right?" He asked.
"Yeah." Priya said with a nod.
"And Millie doesn't want to walk, right?" Marcus asked.
"Yeah?" Priya repeated, confused.
"Then there's only one way to get back in time AND to rehydrate." Marcus said, pointing behind Priya.
Millie and Priya looked and gasped in shock, seeing Marcus was pointing OFF the cliff!
"You want us to jump down 1,000 feet to the water?!" Millie shouted in shock and fear.
"Like in the very first Total Drama episode?!" Priya asked, very shocked about this.
"It's three bird with one stone. We make it back in time, we all cool off, and Millie doesn't have to walk." Marcus said, not letting go of Millie's backpack. "Let's put it to a vote, all in favor?"
/Millie's outhouse confessional/
"Absolutely NOT! Logic be darned, there is NO WAY I am jumping!" Millie shouted, shaking her head.
/Priya's outhouse confessional/
"I know it's crazy BUT Marcus does make a good point and the hike WAS exhausting." Priya said, looking uneasy. "So..."
/End of confessionals/
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Millie screamed as she was forced to jump with Marcus and Priya holding her arms!
SPLASH!!!
A massive amount of water shot into the air and reached halfway up the cliff face!
/Marcus's outhouse confessional/
He was soaking wet and ringing water out of his hoodie.
"Worth it." He said with a tiny grin.
/Priya's outhouse confessional/
Priya flipped her hair back as water hit the wall, having a large smile on her face.
"WHOOO! That was awesome! Marcus was right, I'm a little rehydrated AND cooled off! Now I just need some breakfast and I can CRUSH today's challenge." Priya said with a smile and flexing her arms.
/End of confessionals/
Mess Hall
Priya, Millie, Scary Girl/Lauren, Emma, Bowie, Marcus, and Julia stood in front of Chef as he stood before the mess hall. Which for some reason, had boards nailed all over the windows and front door!
"No breakfast!" Chef said with his arms crossed.
"No breakfast?" Priya asked with a frown.
"Not even an energy bar?" Marcus asked.
"No food, water, or snack of any kind. Chris said he wants you all to be hungry for the challenge, so hungry you will all be." Chef said, pointing to everyone.
Everyone groans as Chef walks away, leaving them alone.
"No food or water? This is torture and for once, I don't like it." Scary Girl/Lauren said, pouting.
"I hate to agree but crazy's right. We can't compete on empty stomachs." Julia said, crossing her arms.
"We'll just have to manage but don't try to make an excuse for if you lose." Bowie said as he walked away.
"Man, I really could've used that breakfast." Priya said, slumping over.
"You know, we still have some sodas left from Zee's elimination. Those could help." Marcus said to her.
Priya jolted with a smile as Millie looked surprised, she was about to say something before the loudspeakers came on.
"Attention! Six survivors and one future elimination! Report to the beach in T-minus ten minutes!" Chris said.
"That's plenty of time!" Priya said before running off to Zee's sodas.
"Priya, wait!" Millie shouted but it was too late, sighing in defeat.
/Millie's outhouse confessional/
"I'm not pointing the blame because Marcus might not have known but certain sodas actually dehydrate you due to a certain amount of caffeine inside of them." Millie said, tapping her fingers nervously. "I hope Priya doesn't drink too much to satisfy her hunger."
/End of confessional/
The Beach
Chris and Chef stood on a round wood floor on the sand with a table and chair while Julia, Emma, Bowie, Priya, Millie, Marcus, and Scary Girl/Lauren stood before them.
"Campers, glad you're here. I hope you're all HUNGRY for what will be served up today." Chris said with a joke and a wink.
"Not funny." Julia said, crossing her arms and rolling her eyes.
"Sheesh, tough crowd. Today's challenge will be one of your hardest yet." Chris said before he pulled out a remote, pushing a button. "Behold!"
From the water, seven wooden log poles rose up from the water in a straight row before the beach.
"This is The Deadly Total Drama Task of Balancing on the Terribly Treacherous Poles of Pain and Suffering over the Wicked Waters of No Return!" Chris shouted with a sadistic grin.
Julia gasped at the long title while there others looked worried, except for Marcus and Scary Girl/Lauren.
"Oh! Nice title!" Scary Girl/Lauren said, clapping.
"Title or not, it's basically just standing on poles until one person is left, right?" Marcus asked, raising his left eyebrow.
"Pretty much, yes." Chef said with a nod.
"Ugh! You make it sound so boring. Thanks a a lot, Marcus." Chris said, glaring at the pale boy. "The last person standing wins BUT here's a twist; they alone get to pick exactly who goes home at tonight's elimination."
Everyone gasped in shock from this as Chris smiled, loving their fear.
"Yeah, things just got real. Now everyone, pick a pole!" Chris said, gesturing to the seven poles.
/Emma's outhouse confessional/
She was holding her stomach as it growled, groaning from hungry.
"Me plus extreme hunger is a BAD combination." Emma said before smiling a bit. "But there is a bright side to this. If anyone in my alliance can last, we get to control who goes home tonight, and can you guess who I want? Marcus!"
/End of confessional/
The Poles
Marcus, Scary Girl/Lauren, Millie, Priya, Julia, Bowie, and Emma were each standing on a pole and trying to keep balance Chef and Chris watched them.
"Everybody ready? Good! Let the stand off begin!" Chris said as the clock began.
"Whoa! Ugh!" Millie let out, trying to stay balanced.
"If you're having trouble, hold your arms out like a tight rope walker!" Priya said to her friend.
Millie quickly held her arms out, now able to stand on booth feet to stay balanced.
"Wow, it worked. Thanks!" Millie said with a smile.
/Scary Girl/Lauren's outhouse confessional/
"This challenge is gonna be so easy! I've been practicing tight rope walking for years, sometimes while even juggling stuff or while riding a unicycle!" She said with a grin.
/End of confessional/
Scary Girl/Lauren decided to show off, jumping with a flip and landing on one foot like a ballerina.
"Tada!" She said with glee.
"Wow, impressive, Lauren." Marcus said to her.
"Ugh, of course you would like that. Your girlfriend is a walking circus." Bowie said, rolling his eyes.
"What was that?" Marcus asked, glaring at Bowie.
"Nothing!" Bowie shouted, a little afraid of Marcus.
"Why is she even showing off?" Julia asked, looking back to Scary Girl/Lauren.
"I'm just having a little fun. What's wrong with that?" Scary Girl/Lauren asked, still smiling.
"LOTS. Especially when you're most doing it to impress a jerk." Emma said, glaring at Marcus.
"Marcus is not a jerk." Scary Girl/Lauren said, losing her smile.
"Yes, he is. You just can't see it beyond your crazy view of the world." Emma said, looking away.
This caused Scary Girl/Lauren to growl at Emma, HATING how she was speaking about her boyfriend.
/Bowie's outhouse confessional/
"I don't know what is going on but Emma obviously still holds a grudge against Marcus. But I think it's getting out of hand." Bowie said, shaking his head.
/End of confessional/
Time, Hour 1
Chris was still watching the group as Chef had gone off somewhere else.
"The first hour has passed, campers. Are you feeling good?" Chris asked.
All he got was mostly silence and a groan from Bowie while Marcus closed his eyes and took a deep breath, meditating with his fists together.
"Cool but honestly? I'm feeling guilty after denying you guys breakfast. So I asked Chef to cook us a little brunch." Chris said as Chef walked over, carrying a covered tray. "What'd you whip up for us, buddy?"
"Just a little Lumberjack special!" Chef said, putting the tray in the table.
He pulled off the cover and showed a plate of steaming hot pancakes with syrup and butter, hash browns, spicy sausage, and sunny side eggs.
"Smells delish! And anyone is free to have some if you leave your poles right now!" Chris said as the smell was wafting over to them.
Emma sniffed it, causing her stomach to growl out again.
"No! Begone, you delicious aroma!" Bowie said before blowing the smell away.
"Yikes!" Priya said as she quickly covered her nose.
Marcus took a deep breath, pulling in the smell of the food before breathing it out.
/Marcus's outhouse confessional/
He was still meditating with his eyes shut and his fists together.
"Another fact about meditation is that it helps you control your hunger. So until the challenge is over, I'm gonna block all food out." Marcus said.
/End of confessional/
"Last call for brunch! Anybody?" Chris asked as Chef held up the plate of food. "Oh well! Chef!"
With a grin, Chef threw the food into the water and made everyone watch as the fish jumped up to eat it all.
"Ugh!" Everyone but Marcus groan while-
"Aaaaaaaaaaah!" Emma screamed in rage!
This shocked Bowie as he glanced at his friend.
/Bowie's outhouse confessional/
"What the HECK was that about?" Bowie asked, gesturing outside.
/Emma's outhouse confessional/
"I warned you. Me plus hunger is BAD!" Emma said as she suddenly got angry.
/End of confessionals/
Time, Hour 2 and 30 minutes
"2 and a half hours, you guys are still going strong!" Chef said while Chris was sitting down in the chair.
He was also playing a game in his phone.
"Ew! Don't encourage them, this is a challenge!" Chris said, looking at Chef.
"Oh, sorry." Chef said before cupping his hands together. "But you can't last forever! Most are gonna crack soon!"
"Better." Chris said, going back to his phone game before stopping. "And predictive somehow since the weather just said there's a heat advisory today."
Chris showed Chef his phone, where an image of a demonic looking sun next to a rising thermometer was shown.
"Oh boy, that's not good." Chef said, looking concerned while rubbing his chin.
"It also says to stay cool inside or in shade and drink plenty of fluids." Chris said, reading his phone.
"Smart advice." Chef said with a nod.
On the poles, Marcus was still meditating as Scary Girl/Lauren was back on her feet.
"Wow, Marcus. You've been meditating for over two hours. How do you do it?" Scary Girl/Lauren asked.
"Years of experience. Plus, while my body is relaxed, I'm doing mental training. It helps." Marcus said.
"Hey, guys." Millie said, gaining their's and Priya's attention. "I think I'm gonna resign in the next reward."
"No, you can't." Priya said, frowning at her.
"But it's getting hot and I'm getting tired." Millie said, whining. "Besides, our alliance has a numbers advantage. So only one of us needs to win."
"And we NEED that advantage right now. Plus, it's meant to be hard! It's a challenge." Priya said, slowly getting angry at Millie.
/Priya's outhouse confessional/
"Fogginess in the brain is caused by dehydration and that could lead to people becoming easily irritated, so I'm not sure if I'm ACTUALLY upset with Millie. I mean she DID drink all of the water after the hike, nearly got me to carry her back to camp, she bowed out of the eating challenge before it begun! And not to mention she's been-!" Priya stopped talking once she realized how angry and upset she was getting, coming to a quick conclusion. "Okay, I might be angry at Millie."
/End of confessional/
Time, Hour 4
Everyone was still standing on the poles but were drenched in sweat, their hair frizzy or slumping down their faces as they began to wobble on the poles.
"It's been four hours now, campers!" I don't know about you but I'm feeling peckish again." Chris said as he rubbed his stomach while standing next to Chef.
"I got it covered! I ordered take out from Webster's Grill Shack. Cheeseburgers and fries anyone?" Chef asked, gesturing to the food.
A plate full of cheeseburgers with tomatoes, pickles, and lettuce next to two baskets of large fries!
"Oooooh!" Everyone but Marcus moaned/groaned at the food.
"Control yourself. Control yourself. Control yourself." Marcus muttered, clenching his teeth as his hunger was becoming harder to control.
"Mmmm, you can't beat the taste of a charcoal grilled burger. Right, Chef?" Chris asked as he ate a burger.
"No you can't, Chris. No you can't." Chef said, eating a burger as well.
They kept making sounds of enjoyment as everyone was forced to watch/listen. Scary Girl/Lauren grit her teeth and pulled her hair, Priya covered her eyes, and Julia was licking her lips while staring at the food.
/Julia's outhouse confessional/
"I never thought I would say this since I avoid red meat but I would KILL for one of those burgers right now!" Julia said, punching her hand.
/End of confessional/
"Last call for burgers and fries! Anyone? No?" Chef asked before throwing the food in the water again. "What a waste."
Once again, the fish ate the food as everyone watched.
/Emma's outhouse confessional/
"I HATE those fish! I hate them just as much as I hate Marcus now! And the reason I'm telling you is because I can't tell the fish cuz they have no ears and they're underwater and they can't speak English and I THINK I AM GOING CRAZY FROM HUNGER!" Emma shouted, grabbing her hair.
/End of confessional/
Time, Hour 6
"You have all now reached the six hour mark!" Chef said to everyone.
Everyone groan from this but Scary Girl/Lauren was the loudest since her clothes were the darkest and heaviest compared to everyone else. Not to mention that her makeup was running.
"Uh, I think I'm boiling in this heat." She said, slouching as she kept her balance on her feet.
"Lauren, if you need to bow out, it's okay." Marcus said, pausing his meditating and worrying about her.
"No, no. I can handle it but thanks for worrying. It's sweet." Scary Girl/Lauren said, smiling at Marcus.
Emma scoffed at this, rolling her eyes.
"Please, Marcus doesn't know how to be sweet. And do you know why?" Emma asked.
"She asked, even though she was going to answer her own question." Bowie said, rolling his eyes at this.
"Because Marcus is an uncaring, unapologetic jerk!" Emma said, looking back at him.
"Why are you so angry with Marcus anyway? He's never done anything to you." Scary Girl/Lauren said.
"I hardly even know you to begin with." Marcus said, shrugging his shoulders.
"Ouch! That's a low blow." Julia comments.
"You mean like when someone dislikes your videos?" Millie asked with a tired grin.
"Hehehehehehe." Priya giggled, liking the joke.
"Grrr! My point is that you are a selfish jerk, Marcus! Not apologizing for anything you did wrong, just like Chase!" Emma said angrily.
/Marcus's outhouse confessional/
"Seriously, what is she angry about and WHY is she comparing to Chase?" Marcus asked, scratching his head.
/End of confessional/
Millie was groaning a bit as she wiped down sweat from her forehead.
"I feel like a thanksgiving turkey!" Millie said.
"Ahahahahaha!" Priya laughed, finding her friend funny again.
/Priya's outhouse confessional/
"One of my favorite things about Millie is that she's funny but that's one of the only things I know about it. I mean, she's gotten to know me so well with all the questions she's asked me. Maybe it's time I get to know her with some questions." Priya said with a smile.
/End of confessional/
"Hey, Millie, can I ask you something?" Priya asked as she turned around in her pole.
"Sure. Go ahead." Millie replied.
"What do you do for fun in your free time?" Priya asked.
"Nothing we've done on this island, that's for sure." Millie said.
Priya laughed at the joke.
"Funny but seriously, what do you do to just relax or for fun?" Priya asked, pointing to Millie.
"Well, my tastes are a bit different but they're mine. I like reading historical nonfiction, making my own graph paper, and sometimes I like to watch people failing videos online." Millie said with a grin.
"Hehehehe, I like those videos too but seriously, I want to know more. All I've learned so far is that you're funny, smart, and you like to write in your notebook all the time." Priya said before gasping! "Oh! Can I read your notebook some time?"
"Read my what? No!" Millie said too quickly, losing her smile. "My notebook is personal."
"Yeah, but that's what I want to learn about you. Personal stuff like you learned from me." Priya said, still smiling.
Millie gained a look of horror as everyone began to look at her.
"Ugh! Just say yes already!" Emma shouted.
"Let her read your need book!" Julia said, pointing at Millie.
"Do you have dark secret inside it?" Scary Girl/Lauren asked.
"Maybe you could think on it a little?" Priya asked.
"Yeah, sure. I'll think on it." Millie said quickly.
"...So?" Priya asked a second later.
"Still thinking!" Millie said!
/Millie's outhouse confessional/
"I can't let Priya read my research. It'll destroy or friendship!" Millie said, looking worried. "BUT when I publish it, she was going to read it anyways...and that makes me feel just as bad!"
/End of confessional/
Time, Hour 7
"It's been seven hours and all 7 are still here." Chris said before sighing. "I knew we should've sharpened the poles into spikes."
"And you know exactly how the network reacted to that. Don't you?" Chef said with his fists in his hips.
"Ugh, yes. We are not allowed to-" Chris was joined by Chef.
"Skewer the children." They both said with air quotes.
One the poles, Bowie as sweating profusely as his fluffy blond hair was deflated like a balloon.
"I've been up here for hours, I've never been so board." He said, wiping sweat from his forehead before glancing at the beach. "Wait, is that?"
The camera shifts to show one of Julia's phones, pink, lying in the sand by the water. But it wasn't just any phone, it was the very phone MK stole and recorded everyone's confessionals up to episode 6.
/Bowie's outhouse confessional /
"That's the phone MK stole, I thought it was ruined when I threw it away but it could still work! The intel on that bad boy could send ANYONE packing." Bowie said before tapping his lip. "But do o risk elimination tonight just to get it?"
He then rubbed his head to help himself think.
"Think, you beautiful brain! Think!" He said to himself.
/End of confessional/
"So, how you holding up, Juls?" Bowie asked, smirking at Julia.
"Good actually." Julia said, her eyes closed and fingers pinched. "All the years of doing yoga and meditation to impress my followers are actually paying off. I've got this in the bag."
"Uh huh...And it looks like Marcus is doing the same." Bowie said, glancing back to see Marcus meditating as well.
Marcus was taking deep breaths as he held his fists together, meditating while standing almost perfectly still.
/Bowie's outhouseconfessional/
"That settles it, I'm going for that phone." Bowie said, crossing his legs and smirking. "It's time to take a dive."
/End of confessional/
Bowie began taking small breaths, gasping a bit as he leaned back.
"Ah...ah...ah!" He said, "losing" balance.
"Oh! He's gonna sneeze! He's gonna sneeze!" Juli said, excited as she watched.
"ACHOO!" Bowie "sneezed," jumping a bit before falling off the pole! "WHOA!"
SPLASH!
"And Bowie is the first one out! That's one down and six to go!" Chris said happily.
But Bowie was also happy as he hid his smile while swimming to the beach, grabbing the phone along the way.
Time, Hour 8
"Eight hours in and some people are starting to crack!" Chris said with a smile.
A drop of sweat hit Priya's feet as she began to look sick, her hair completely drenched in sweat as she wobbled on her pole.
"Oooooh." She groaned, slouching a bit and blinking unevenly.
"Priya, are you okay?" Millie asked, also drenching in sweat.
"Huh? What? I good. I good." Priya said, looking at Millie and trying to smile. "So, has you thought about it? Letting you read my notebook?"
"Um, what? Priya, you're not making sense." Millie said, worried. "Are you alright?"
"Yeah, I'm fine. Really. So can you reads my notebook?" Priya asked before pointing to Millie. "Your notebook, I read your notebook."
"Priya, is nothing. Just some boring stuff about my life and junk." Millie said.
"Hehehehe, okay. Sure. Why are you here anyway?" Priya asked, her arms slacking.
"What do you mean?" Millie asked.
"I mean you've had no strategy from day one, put no effort into winning challenges, and never tried for an alliance until me. So...why are you here?" Priya asked, looking back at Millie.
"That's actually a good question. You don't even seem like you want to win, so why are you here?" Marcus asked, looking at Millie too.
"Um, I...well..." Millie said before shouting to Chris. "Chris! I think Millie is having a sun stroke!"
Hearing this, Chris felt his heart flutter.
"Awww, Millie is trying to cheer me up!" He said with his hands over his heart.
"Awww, now ain't that just sweet of her?" Chef asked with a grin.
"I'm serious! She's discombobulated from dehydration! She needs help!" Millie said, gesturing to Priya.
"Hehehe, Im fine." Priya said as she blinked each ye randomly.
"Okay, I'll see what I can do." Chris said, walking up to his table and pulling out a sack of money?! "Priya, you can have this bag of 5,000 dollars if you step off your pole."
Everyone looked at Priya, but saw she was dozing to sleep before quickly waking up and dozing again.
"No? Okay then." Chris said as he picked up a SECOND sack of money. "I'll give ANYONE 10,000 dollars to step off their poles right now."
Millie gasped as Scary Girl/Lauren leaned ahead, fox whistling.
"A lot of money." She said.
Marcus stopped meditating as he looked to the money.
/Marcus's outhouse confessional/
"I said I was in this for the million to kickstart my MMA career. 10,000 dollars sounds good too if I don't win." Marcus said as he shrugged. "So why not?"
/End of confessional/
"Going once!" Chris said with a finger up. "Going twice!"
Priya looked relaxed, Emma looked worried, and Julia looked confident. Marcus turned to Scary Girl/Lauren and nodded to her.
"You can win this." He said before jumping off his pole.
SPLASH!
Everyone gasped at this as Marcus swims to Chris and Chef.
"And Marcus gives in! He is out, surprisingly!" Chris said as he handed Marcus the 10,000 dollars.
"Honestly, I never thought you of all people would be greedy." Chef said in surprise.
"We all have dreams and they cost money to become real. Besides, I know my girlfriend is gonna win." Marcus said, walking off to his cabin.
/Marcus's outhouse confessional/
He is silently counting his money inside before glancing at the camera.
"You can't judge me." Marcus said, going back to counting.
/Scary Girl/Lauren's outhouse confessional/
"Am I upset with Marcus for sucking out? Nope. You wanna know why?" She asked before grinning widely. "Because he believes in me! If that isn't a good boyfriend, I don't know what is."
/Bowie's outhouse confessional/
He was trying to turn on the phone to see all the evidence inside.
"Come on, work. Just turn on a little. You gotta have some battery life left." He muttered before the phone finally turns on. "Yes, I'm in. But crud, only at 12%."
Bowie turned the phone to the camera, showing its battery was in the red.
"Better work fast." Bowie said as he began scrolling through the phone. "Okay, MK. What kind of dirt did you record?"
/End of confessionals/
Time, Hour 10
"A whooping 10 hours in and still five campers in. How's everyone feeling?" Chris asked as he leaned on the table. "Need a nap? A drink? Some snacks?"
"If you keep talking, I am gonna punch you in your smug face!" Emma said with a crazed look in her eyes, pointing at Chris.
"Whoa! Calm down, Punch Judy." Chris said with his hands up. "Even if you could, you would have to leave your pole to do that now."
"Nope! I would just wait until after the challenge and find you in your sleep! Then PUNCH!" Emma said before punching the air multiple times. "Punch! Punch! Punch ya!"
"You...are really not okay." Julia said, pointing to Emma.
"Hehehehehehe, someone's gone koo koo!" Scary Girl/Lauren said, twirling her finger by her head.
"OH! So you two want some punch too?!" Emma said, looking back to Julia and Scary Girl/Lauren!
/Emma's outhouse confessional/
She still had a crazed look in her eyes as she glared at the camera!
"Emma gonna punch everybody!" Emma said with her fists up!"
/End of confessional/
Priya had gotten even worse, developing bags under her eyes as her hair was split in multiple places.
"So thirsty...need water.' She muttered to herself.
"Priya? Are you sure you're fine?" Millie asked, worried.
"I fine! Worry no! Just a little dehydrate is all." Priya said, still speaking mostly gibberish.
"Oh Priya. Oh Priya." A voice said, making Priya look shocked. "Wanna take a sip of me?"
"What was that?!" Priya shouted, looking around.
"What was what? Priya?" Millie asked.
Priya rubbed her eyes as she blinked slowly, looking ahead as a floating glass of ice water appeared in front of her with blue eyes and a mouth.
"Water? Go away! Go! You're not really here!" Priya said, waving her hands in front of her.
"Uh oh! Looks like someone is hallucinating!" Scary Girl/Lauren said, pointing to Priya.
"How can you tell?" Millie asked.
"Nobody look at the floating water! He's just trying to trick you!" Priya said, pointing at nothing.
"Hehehehehe, see?!" Scary Girl/Lauren said as she giggled at Priya. "Looks like Emma isn't the only one who's gone koo koo!"
"Yeah...you better stick a fork in her, Chris! She's done for!" Julia said, pointing to Priya.
Who was looking angry at the "floating glass of water."
"Punch that glass, Priya! Crack his face open!" Emma shouted as she punched the air again.
"Yep, Millie was right. Priya has sunstroke from dehydration." Chef said with a blank face.
"Go away! Get out of here, you annoying glass of liquid!" Priya said as she swatted at the "glass of water."
But everyone else just saw she was swatting at air.
"Hehehehehehe, this is hilarious! I almost wish I could see the glass now." Scary Girl/Lauren said, holding her stomach.
/Bowie's outhouse confessional/
"Great news. Not only did MK discover how to download our confessionals but she also organized them by our names. Bless that little trickster!" Bowie said, smiling happily with a hand on his chest. "Here. This is one of Raj's confessionals."
He turned the phone to the camera and showed Raj sitting in the confessional alone.
"Whenever I'm around Bowie, I just feel...amazing. You know? Like how I feel about hockey but times 10. I never thought I'd say this but meeting Bowie helped me realize that there's more to life than just going pro." Raj said as Bowie pulled the phone back.
"Is that just the sweetest thing? And pretty deep for Raj." Bowie said with a grin.
/End of confessional/
"Go away! Get out of my face!" Priya shouted, swatting at the "glass."
"Priya, stop! You'll fall!" Millie said in worry.
"Shut up! I'm fine!" Priya shouted, still swatting.
"Goodbye, Priya." The glass of ice water said before fading away.
Priya swung too hard and lashed balance, falling off of pole!
"WHOOOA!" She screamed.
SPLASH!
"Number three! Priya is out!" Chris shouted happily.
/Julia's outhouse confessional/
"Bowie, Priya, and Marcus were the strongest plaster and now, they're all out!" Julia said happily before pointing at the camera. "Immunity is as good as mine!"
/Emma's outhouse confessional/
"If I ever see a floating drink trying to throw me off, PUNCH!" Emma said as she punched the air twice. "Punch! Right in its glass face!"
Her anger suddenly fades as she hold her stomach.
"Man, I am STARVING right now." Emma said, looking sad and hungry.
/Priya's outhouse confessional/
She sat with a sad expression while hiking a pink bottle of water.
"So not only did I lose, but I'm questioning my friendship with Millie! And not to mention how am I ever gonna trust a glass of cold water again!" Priya said before drinking deeply from the bottle. "Guh! You all saw that right?!"
Priya then waved around the pink bottle and spoke in a high pitched voice.
"Drink me, Priya! You'll love it! Chew one of my ice cubes too!" Priya said before groaning in frustration! "UGH!"
/End of confessionals/
Time, Hour 12
The sun was setting as the sky turned orange and the temperature had gone from hot to cool.
"It's reached the 12 hour mark and everything has finally cooled down." Chris said as Scary Girl/Lauren, Millie, Julia, and Emma were still on their poles.
Their hair back to normal and their clothes dry of sweet.
"Ow!" Juli said as she lifted her leg, then scratched it. "Dang it! Mosquitoes!"
"If even a single mosquito comes at me!" Emma said, angry and punch happy once again.
"You'll punch it, we know!" Julia said, still scratching her leg.
"You should really get some professional help for that anger." Scary Girl/Lauren said, her makeup a little ruined from sweating earlier.
"Oh! Like how you and Marcus need professional help for your craziness?" Emma retorted.
Scary Girl/Lauren frowned at this, glaring at Emma.
"Okay, that's it! What do you have against my boyfriend in the first place?" She asked, putting her hands on her hips.
"Oh! Where do I begin?!" Emma said, rolling her eyes. "How about in the capture the skulls challenge, he was willing to hit a woman just to her the skull?"
"It was part of the challenge. Alls fair in a Total Drama." Scary Girl/Lauren said.
"So you would let him hit you if he wanted to?" Julia asked, confused.
"Yes. I've actually been his sparring partner a few times but I call his hits "love taps." He doesn't like hurting me but I say it's fine." Scary Girl/Lauren said with a smile.
"No it's not! A man should respect a woman, not assault her!" Emma shouted, throwing her hands up. "And then there was when he put a hole in my canoe in the last challenge!"
"That was unintentional and you know it." Scary Girl/Lauren said, crossing her arms. "I saw him knocking away fish left and right, he couldn't control where they went."
"Yes, he could've! But he didn't care because he is a selfish, pig nosed, meat head! I bet his own mother can't stand him!" Emma shouted.
Millie winced at this, drawing attention from Julia.
"What? What was with that wince?" Julia asked Millie.
"It's not my place BUT...Marcus actually doesn't have parents." Millie said, shocking Julia and Emma. "He's an orphan with a GED, he's basically an adult."
"Whoa! Really?" Julia asked before looking to Scary Girl/Lauren. "Did you know this?"
"I'm his girlfriend, of course I knew." Scary Girl/Lauren said, shrugging.
Chris and Chef glanced at each other before shrugging.
"It was in his audition tape." Chris said simply.
"He's a trooper in my book, but I sort of feel bad for him." Chef said.
"Oh my god, it makes so much sense now! It's no wonder he doesn't know how to act around a woman OR have good taste in women." Emma shouted, crossing her arms and looking away. "Nobody bothered to teach him right, or even love him. Pffft, who am I kidding? That freak is unlovable."
Scary Girl/Lauren gasped before growling like an animal, making Millie flinch in fear.
/Millie's outhouseconfessional/
"That is not good." Millie said, looking worried and fearful.
/Scary Girl's outhouseconfessional/
Scary Girl/Lauren was still growling like an animal as she slashed her thumb in front of her neck.
/Bowie's outhouseconfessional/
He was still looking through the phone at previous confessionals.
"He's one from Emma." Bowie said before showing the phone screen.
"Sometimes, I just like to come in her and dance in private." Emma said before standing up and dancing. "Lalalalala. La la la la!"
"I like her energy but she has the rhythm of a train wreck." Bowie said, smiling before frowning.
/End of confessionals/
Time, Hour 14
It was now night as the torches on the beach were lit for light. Everyone looked exhausted while still maintaining balance.
"Fourteen hours and nobody is breaking yet? Fine. Time to play hard ball." Chris said as he looked to Chef. "Dinner anyone?"
The large man nodded as he pulled out a pizza box from behind his back, setting it on the table.
"Who wants a slice of pizza? It's Hawaiian with pepperoni and bacon." Chef said, opening the box.
Just as he said, the pizza had pepperoni, pineapple slices, and bacon on it as the smell was wafting over to the four campers.
Emma quickly covered her nose as the other three took it in, nearly drooling from hunger.
"Oh goddess. I would sacrifice half of the world for just one piece of that." Julia said with a guilty smile.
"Me too." Millie said, looking just guilty.
"You would be first." Julia said, making Millie look at her.
Scary Girl/Lauren took a whiff, sighing in awe of the food.
"This reminds me of mine and Marcus's first unofficial date." She said with a reminiscent smile. "It was after the very first challenge, our team had wings and pizza with soda. If I knew we'd be together after that, I would've wanted that to last forever."
"Liek he would even give you the time of date. I bet he's just dating you cuz he's bored and you're entertaining." Emma said, smirking at Scary Girl/Lauren. "Like the scary circus freak we all know you are."
Scary Girl/Lauren lost her smile again as she growled louder at Emma, making Millie jump in fear.
"I'm out!" Millie said in fear, jumping off the pole!
SPLASH!
/Millie's outhouse confessional/
"A side effect of hunger is a decrease in rational thinking. The more Emma talked bad about Marcus, the more Lauren is gonna lose it!" Millie said, soaking wet.
/End of confessional/
"Oh! That's another one! Millie is out!" Chris said, pointing to her.
"I think she had a good reason." Chef said, pointing towards Scary Girl/Lauren.
"Grrrrrrr! RAAAAH!" She screamed, her pigtails snapping and her hair frizzing up like spikes! "TAKE IT BACK!"
She began jumping from pole to pole as Julia and Emma looked to her!
"No! Wait! She's didn't mean!" Julia said before Scary Girl/Lauren kicked her off!
SPLASH!
"Julia is out! And Scary is still on the rampage!" Chris shouted
"TAKE BACK WHAT YOU SAID, NOW!" Scary Girl/Lauren shouted, standing on Julia's pole with one more between her and Emma.
"Um, I-Well you see, I didn't-" Emma stutters in fear, unable to say anything clearly.
"WRONG ANSWER!" Scary Girl/Lauren shouted before jumping forward!
She flipped and drop kicks Emma in the chest, knocking her off the pole!
"AAAAAH!" Emma screamed before crashing into Chef and the pizza!
"And that's it! Scary Girl is the winner!" Chris said, pointing to Scary Girl/Lauren.
Said girl was breathing heavily as she slowly calmed down, still standing on a pole as her hair slowly floated down her back.
"Good. Cuz I know who is going home tonight." Scary Girl/Laurne said, glaring down at Emma.
/Emma's outhouseconfessional/
Emma was looking a little guilty as she was eating a slice of pizza to satisfy her hunger.
"Okay, I MAY have been out of line there. I'm not shifting the blame to my "hangry" self but maybe I was projecting my negative feelings towards my ex at Marcus and Scary Girl." Emma said, sighing before eating some more. "I am so going home."
/End of confessional/
At the beach, Millie had swam to as Priya walked up to her with a green bottle of water.
"Here." She said as Millie took the bottle.
"Thanks." Millie said before frowning. "Priya, I think we need to talk. I-"
"I'm so proud of you!" Priya said, holding her fists up in excitement.
"What?" Millie said in surprise. "But I lost."
"But you made it to the final round! You competed to win! If it wasn't for Emma aggravating Lauren, you would've won!" Priya said, excited and happy.
"I did and I could've, yeah." Millie said, feeling a little proud of herself. "But Priya, listen. About my notebook."
"Don't worry about it, I was prying too much into your personal stuff. You can tell me about it when you're ready, not because I pressured you. Okay?" Priya said with a smile. "BFFs trust each other."
Priya then hugged Millie, making the larger girl hug back but feel a little guilty.
"BFFs DO trust each other." Millie said, still smiling.
/Millie's outhouseconfessional/
"Priya is the first real friend I've had in years and she always sees the best in people. Even when they've been horrible behind her back like me." Millie said, looking down in guilt before looking determined. "But that changes right now! As of this moment, I am canceling my book!"
Millie pulled out her notebook, showing her latest entry.
"I wrote one last page to say how awesome Priya is and how much her friendship means to me!" She said before looking determined. "Priya and I are heading to the final two and nobody is gonna stop us!"
/Bowie's outhouse confessional/
"It took me all day but I finally found something useful from MK's recordings." Bowie said, smiling slyly before showing the phone to the camera.
It was a previous confessional of Millie, talking about Priya.
"Priya stunted her own growth as a person just to satisfy her parents' desire for her to win Total Drama." Millie said before Bowie pushed the button for ANOTHER confessional. "I don't like to say this, but I've never met a person so needy for parental approval in my entire life. It's all here in my notes."
Bowie shut off the phone as he smirked at the camera.
"If I can find that notebook, my plan to win is secured." He said before tapping his cheek. "Now where would a teenage girl hide a journal? Maybe...under her pillow?"
He pulled out Millie's notebook, having checked her bunk after finding the confessional.
"Bingo was his nameo." Bowie said.
/End of confessionals/
Scary Girl/Lauren was on the beach and retyping her hair in pigtails as Marcus walked up to her.
"Hey." He said as she turned to him.
"Hey." She said before frowning. "Marcus, about what-"
"Thank you." He said, smiling as Scary Girl looked surprised at him. "Nobody ever really defended me like that before. And don't let what she said get to you. I want to be with you because I really like you."
"Even if I'm not a normal girl?" Scary Girl/Lauren said, smiling widely.
"I don't care if you normal, I care because you're you and nothing will change that." Marcus said, cupping her left cheek.
"Eeeeh!" Scary Girl/Lauren said, hugging Marcus and kissing him.
Campfire Pit
Everyone had ate and drank their fill before heading to the campfire pit, ready to see who would go home tonight as they remembered Chris's special rule for today's, challenge. The winner decides who the loser is.
On the back seats: Marcus, Scary Girl/Lauren, and Emma.
On the front seats: Millie, Priya, Bowie, and Julia.
"Campers, today was excruciating...for you! So it was the best day for me!" Chris said, standing next to Chef and near a plate of 6 marshmallows. "Scary Girl won immunity and that means she gets to decide who goes home and which of the other five gets to stay."
"Millie, before Priya had a little talk with a Watery the friendly ghost glass, she was pretty upset with you not pulling your weight in your alliance compared to Marcus and Scary." Chef said.
Millie looked guilty as Priya smiled at her.
"BFFs, through and through." She said, making Millie smile.
"Emma, you insulted Marcus multiple times just to spite Scary Girl." Chef said, pointing at her. "Maybe you should look at your own history with relationships before judging someone else's."
/Emma's outhouse confessional/
"I know, okay? I already said I feel bad and was misdirecting my own negativity for my ex, Chase." Emma said, slapping her head.
/End of confessional/
"Scary Girl, you went on an angry rampage and caused Mille to quit before knocking off Julia and Emma. If it wasn't for the fake you won, you'd be on the chopping block right now." Chef said to her.
"You know the old saying. You hit me, I hit you back." Scary Girl/Laurne said, punching her open hand. "Verbal or not."
"True. Alright Scary, pick who should receive a marshmallow and who does not." Chris said as he threw a marshmallow to her.
Scary Girl/Lauren opened her mouth and at the treat, eating happily as she stood up and looked around at everyone.
"Hmmmmm, let's see." She sad, her hands behind her back.
Everyone but Marcus looked nervous, even Millie and Priya even though they were in an alliance with her.
"Marcus. Bowie. Priya. Millie." Scary Girl/Lauren said as Chris threw marshmallows at them.
They all sighed in relief as they caught the treats, leaving Emma and Julia to look at each other before Scary Girl/Lauren.
"Hehehehehe. I love that look of fear in your eyes." She said, looking between them before looking at Chris. "Please give the final marshmallow goes to...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
Julia."
Chris threw the small treat to Julia, making Emma sigh loudly as she slumped forward.
"I guess I deserved this." Emma said.
"Kind of. Even I would've stopped when she growled like a monster." Julia said to Emma.
"Emma, is time for the Dock of Shame." Chris said as Chef held a box of pizza. "But if you're still hungry, you can have this pizza to go."
Chris took the box and walked off to the dock, making Emma stand up and look at everyone.
"Well, I guess this is it. I suppose 7th place out of 17 isn't so bad. Good luck, everyone." Emma said before walking to the dock.
/Emma's outhouse confessional/
"Even if I don't win the money, I still won something important. Superiority over my dumb ex for making it further than him!" Emma said, smiling with pride.
/End of confessional/
Dock of Shame
Emma walked down the dock and took the pizza from Chris, watching as the Drone of Despair flew over to her and grabbed her by the back of her sweater.
"And there she goes." Chris said as Emma was flown away, looking at the camera. "Who will be heading into the final five!? Find out for yourself next time on Total. Drama. Island!"
Review, Fav, and Follow for more.
Elimination Order: Caleb, Ripper, Nichelle, Zee, Chase, MK, Raj, Wayne, Damian, Axel, Emma
Remaining: 6 (Priya, Millie, Bowie, Julia, Marcus, Scary Girl/Lauren)