6. The Day Logan Paul Fried
~~~~ 2hu Frikmania ~~~~
We're at this weird restaurant now.
I know I call a lot of things weird but this one is especially weird.
The waiter here looks a lot like that red white shrine maiden but with a different hairstyle.
And she gave us free water.
In a fifteenth world country like this, she's gotta be someone important somewhere.
"I'll take the Big Steak", John orders his food.
The waiter looks at me and waits for me to order.
I look back at the first page of the menu.
Big Steak
20 Big Steak
Big Fish
20 Big Fish
I wonder who ate so much steak and fish that they had to put the twenty times version.
"I'll take a Big Fish"
"That'll be 500 yen", she replies instantly.
John takes out a bunch of coins.
"Is this enough?"
"Just enough. Wait here, your food will be given here shortly."
She goes back to the backrooms.
"You think they're gonna make the food that fast?"John asks me as if I knew.
"That's what they all say. It's gonna take thirty minutes at most"
…
Just a few seconds later, the waiter comes back with a smug expression and our food.
"Here's your food."
Oh, it really is just a big salmon.
I look over at John's plate.
He's got a perfectly cooked and huge steak.
"Where do you guys get these big foods?", I ask the waiter with the shock of the centuries.
"I know a guy.", she answers with a smile.
She's gonna answer my questions with vague answers so I'm not gonna ask.
I look over at John and he's already begun eating.
"Fatass"
"Skiny bonejones", he replies.
He might be telling the truth.
Time to eat, no dialogue options left.
Switch to someone else's perspective for now.
~~~~ 2hu Frikmania : PATCHOULI KNOWLEDGE'S PERSPECTIVE ~~~~
…
"Should we make a tri magi love child?", Marisa breaks the silence and my concentration.
"Where on earth did you think that would be a good idea?", Alice declines respectfully.
"Can the two of you shut up? I'm trying to fix this thing and you three aren't helping. At all"
…
At least it's quiet now.
~~~~ 2hu Frikmania : MARK'S PERSPECTIVE ~~~~
"We should go do those quests, we need to grind our levels", John suggests.
Our meal time was over a while ago and we were both stuffed.
Fully healed even. We still look like hobos though.
"Maybe we should. But have you even leveled up at all in our time here?"
"Well.. no. But we can't just not try."
He's got a point.
Walking to the job board, I look at the jobs available.
Most of them are written poorly. Just my type of language.
But not in the right language.
"Do they have any translators here?", I bring up a crucial and important question.
"Do you think they know how to read at all?"John brings up an even bigger question.
Well damn.
A voice answers from behind, "Of Course we know how to read."
We look at them with a straight face.
"Most of us.."
It's that samurai lady from this morning.
"Well, that doesn't matter right now. I heard you two wanted to do some jobs but couldn't understand them."
Asshole time.
"How did you know that? Were you stalking us?"
…
"We-well, not directly. I just overheard your conversation."
"How do I know you're not a spy for the Chinese government?"
I get into a phony martial arts fighting stance.
"I-I swear I'm not a spy for this 'Chineseu governmentu' on my life"
"You forget that Government spies's lives aren't worth much!"
"Look I know you want to do some jobs, just let me help you.", her nervous expression replaced with a serious face.
I take it she didn't like me saying her life wasn't worth much.
That's enough bullshitting her.. For now.
Picking up a random paper attached to the board, I shove it in her face.
"What does this say then?"
"...This is the tier list of certified exterminators that have completed their jobs. Albus is the highest, I'm next to him on the tier list, Fred's right under me, and then there's Brad."
"What'd he do to get there?"
"He launched a siege attack with a brigade of fairies in the village."
"I thought he was a youkai exterminator?"John interrupts.
"I thought he was a yuki-onna. We're all wrong about what he is. All I know is that he's an outsider that can't properly exterminate youkai."
"You guys actually look eager to do work unlike him."
We do not look that eager to do work.
John proves me wrong by bringing another paper for her to read.
"Read this."
He's more direct in telling her to translate.
"Kill a yuki-onna in a cave near Misty Lake. Reward: 50 thousand yen."
20 bucks you can't kill a yuki-onna.
"We'll take it." John sends us on a suicide mission.
"Oh? Really? That yuki-onna's really been a problem for locals. They say she's the one making it too cold for their houses."
Sent to the electric chair for making their house a few degrees colder.
I like this place.
~~~~ 2hu Frikmania ~~~~
The air feels a few degrees colder now.
Isn't this the place where it changed temperatures when I walked past?
How did I miss an entire lake?
Oh and that ice cave of instant death.
"You got anything fire related?" I ask the dude who went to hell.
"I got this cool rock, it burnt my hand the first time I held it. I used it to not die from the cold of the night."
He has fire resistance potions somewhere.
We go up to the cave, using the rock as a light.
Surprisingly comfy cave. Disregarding the fact this rock is saving us from freezing to death.
I hear sobbing. This boss better not scream.
"Ever heard an evil spirit cry before?" John asks me the dumb question.
"Shut up, it's suicide boss time."
We walk closer to the sobbing coming from the cave.
..
"Br-Brad? Is that you?", the voice questions us.
We get a clear look at her face, her tears turning into icicles and then falling off.
"Oh.. You're not Brad. Sorry about that, you just kinda smell like him.", she tries to brush off the fact she's been crying.
"I'm curious, what did we smell like?"
"Asphalt. You all smell the same."
"Now I'm really curious. Why were you crying for an outsider? You even remember his smell."
"Because he was my boyfriend."
What a mad lad.
"How did it work?"
"How did what work?"
"You know, how did you have sex with him if you could freeze his dick off?"
"Ice resistance. A lot of ice resistance"
"How many times did you do it?"
"A lot. Every single day. Remind me why I'm answering your questions about my past sex life again", her face looks confused.
"We were sent by the empire to eliminate you for the fins of the deep white shark."
"So you're a youkai exterminator, here take this and just get lost."
She holds her hand out and a blue icicle forms in her hand.
"Those jobs really only need proof of it", she assures us.
Oh, free money it is.
I yoink it out of her hands and turn to leave.
John doesn't look all too phased, as long as he gets his exp he won't mind.
"That reminds me, what's your name?" I ask the good question.
She contemplates on whether or not she should answer.
"My name is Mark, I need yo name to know what to call ya when we get more fetch quests."
"In that case, my name is Genkan. I take 50% of your money though."
"Deal."
~~~~ 2hu Frikmania ~~~~
"You guys actually completed it?"
The samurai being shocked made me kinda mad.
I present the cool piece of ice to her.
"Yep, that'll be it. I'll give it to the guy behind the counter and he should give you your reward."
~~~~ 2hu Frikmania ~~~~
Leaving the village through the gate, we make our way to the cave.
"I feel like we're getting too many scene breaks." I express my concern.
"I asked it once and I'll ask it again, what the he-heck's a scene break?"
"So basically its-"
~~~~ 2hu Frikmania ~~~~
"Just like that."
John's expression remained a confused one.
"You literally stayed quiet the whole way until we reached the cave."
Nuh uh.
Genkan seemed to be waiting for us in front of her cave.
"Took you long enough, where's my cut?" , she crosses her arms.
"Do you know how to count yen? Because we don't. Here take the whole thing."
I handed her the whole bag of money.
~~~~ 2hu Frikmania ~~~~
Seriously this is getting out of hand.
"Something's going on. We're getting too many scene breaks."
"You take your schizophrenia pills yet?", John asks.
"Like I have money to buy those. On the topic of money, why do you need money anyway?" I turned to the yuki-onna with an outsider for a boyfriend.
"It's good to have a surplus. I don't want to be broke when he comes back too."
"So he's not dead?"
"Well.. Maybe? I don't know. He just disappeared again as always. It's been months."
Huh. A yuki-onna with relationship issues. Cross that out in the checklist in my head.
Makes sense why she was crying.
"Alright, now get lost. I have a visitor coming soon."
~~~~ 2hu Frikmania ~~~~
"Maybe it's a sign."
"Will you please shut up about these scene breaks? If they were real how come I've never seen it?"
"Because you suck at reading"
John begins picking up rocks, "I'm gonna whoop ya."
He's gonna throw rocks? I'll show him who's got a throwing hand.
Picking up a single rock with the Feedbacker, I get into a pitcher's position and throw!
Whooosh.
Splash!
"Damn you suck at throwing, I thought you played basketball."
Angry time.
I pick up more rocks and we have a rock duel next to the mistiest lake.
Whoosh!
Whooosh!
~~~~ 2hu Frikmania : URUMI USHIZAKI'S PERSPECTIVE ~~~~
'What a nice day for a walk by Misty Lake. The sun's out, it's the perfect humidity, and a cool breeze to top it off. What could possibly ruin this day?'
Whoosh.
'Oh yea, we're in Gensokyo.'
Whoosh.
As a rock flies towards Urumi, she holds up her hand instantly makes it 5 tons times heavier than the rock should.
Whoos-Splash!
A giant splash comes from the middle of the lake.
'Random rock throws are ruining my day.'
She shakes her head.
Another rock coming from another direction gets caught by her hand.
She makes it as light as a feather and throws it in a random direction in the air.
The rock's weight increased as it flew a distance away.
Whooosh!
~~~~ 2hu Frikmania CURSED CAPTAIN'S PERSPECTIVE ~~~~
…
'Here they come again.'
Multiple powerful people came to his ship the moment it opened.
'They keep coming back, no matter how many I kill.'
'It doesn't matter how long it takes.. I'll kill them all. I've already died a million times over, they have died at least ten times tha-'
Crash! BONK!
A rock dropped on the head of the captain, as if the rock had been traveling with the Sun's gravity.
Needless to say, the captain did not survive.
~~~~ 2hu Frikmania MINAMITSU MURASA'S PERSPECTIVE ~~~~
'Fucking rat faced Nazrin.'
'Little shit stole my cheese I was keeping for myself.'
"I know you're hiding out here you little shi-Mouse!"
'I swear, the moment I see that little shit. I'm onna drown that little fuck.'
Whoosh!
A rock drops through the air with impossible speeds right above Murasa while she was searching for Nazrin.
'Bloody FUCKING HE-'
BONK!
She was knocked unconscious but alive.
One must imagine a proper power scale.
~~~~ 2hu Frikmania : MARK'S PERSPECTIVE ~~~~
This duel has ended..With me as the winner!
Nope, I lied.
We're both on the ground with big pains.
"This is the worst idea you've ever had."
"You started it, nerd.".
And I ended it.
Crick!CrACKLE!
Is that an icicle above my head or am I dreaming?
Whoosh!
OH SHIT ITS NOT A DREAM!
Clink!
The icicle turns green and gets sent in a calculated direction.
"What the!?"
Pi~chun!
A certain strongest fairy gets hit by the icicle.
"You should've told me that your weapon was op like that.'' John gets up from the dying position.
"I forgot I had it"
Best excuse of 2090.
Da-da-da-DING!
I swear I just heard the blox fruits level up sound.
"Did you hear that too?"I ask if John had a similar experience.
"Hear what? It's been really quiet after the great stone war."
Huh, maybe I did level up then.
Item Drop: Cursed Captain
Contributors:Urumi, Mark
Highest Contribution: Rock
Blue Spiky Coat
+500 Energy
+250 Health
+7.5% Damage for everything
Visibility ON/OFF
When the fuck did I get contribution for killing a boss.
Fwi-clip!
The sweet new cape appears out of nowhere.
"Woah, you just randomly get overpowered items now?" John questions the drip.
"No, I threw a rock and it got a contribution for killing a boss."
"I threw a rock too. Where's my contribution?"
Da-da-da-Ding!
"Oh, there it is. Let's see what I got.", John's face becomes curious.
Fwi-clip!
A new hat appears on his head.
It reads MARINE.
"Great, one of the worst in the game.", his curious face turns into a disappointed one.
Hah, I got a better accessory.
~~~~ 2hu Fikmania : Hata no Kokoro's PERSPECTIVE ~~~~
"Where is Koishi?"
The village guard's face stays unphased, as she has been doing this for the past week.
"Look lady, there's no 'Koishi' person here. Can you please just leave?"The guard is tired of saying it over and over again.
"You know where she is.", She insisted.
"Last chance lady, leave or we'll get the whole guard regiment."
Without speaking any more words, she leaves.
'Mask of hope can wait'
She walks on the path until she sees something that shouldn't be there.
A big lady in a maroon dress with yellow polka dots.
'Maybe she knows something.'
"I'm free.. I'M FREE! I'M FREEEEEE! FREE AT LAST!", the woman suddenly bursts out.
'On second thought, I think she doesn't know anything'
Kokoro tried to turn the other way, but the lady pointed her very curved blade at her.
Ki~chu!
A thin stream of instant purple lightning barely misses her as she dashed out the way.
'She's dangerous. I can't let the miko find out about her. Just one mask should do it'
A mask floats above Kokoro's face signifying "Joy"
"What is this? AH! AHH!"
The big lady's emotions went haywire, her anger and fury mixed with artificial joy.
Kokoro's face remained unchanged, until the lady started struggling more than she could handle.
Cake Queen takes a lot emotional damage.
"NO..I WON'T LET YOU TAKE THIS SECOND CHANCE AWAY FROM ME!"Her voice booms as she tries to break free of the emotion manipulation.
She aims the pink cutlass right at Kokoro's mask.
Ki~chu~
Kokoro moved the mask out of the way just before she could destroy it, but this freed her from the emotional overload.
…
'She got away'
~~~~ 2hu Frikmania : MARK'S PERSPECTIVE ~~~~
We're just walking in a random direction in the forest now.
The great rock war tired us both out so fighting anything is not an option currently.
"We are so gonna die if we get jumped right now." John says.
"Wait, I sense something needed for the plot." my reader senses are tingling.
"John, move!"
Ki~chu!
it's that same pink beam of lightning.
The one 'that guy' fought over and over.
A big lady, clad in a deep maroon dress with frilly ends and yellow polka dots.
"Mark! Don't walk in a straight line!'' John snaps me out of my reminiscing.
"IT'S NO USE IN RUNNING, BOY! I'VE ALREADY MARKED YOU IN COMBAT!"
She says that but really her sword has insane fucking range.
"YOU CAN BE ISLANDS AWAY, BUT MY BLADE WILL ALWAYS REACH YOU!", she emphasizes my point.
Fwi-clip! Shink!
John puts on his accessory, equips his weapon and kites the big mother.
She turns to face me since John was being a cockroach.
"Mark, you need to deflect the beam!"
Oh yea, projectiles.
Ki~chu! Clink!
The beam didn't get redirected, it just disappeared.
Kreeeak!
"I thought you could deflect projectiles?"John clashes blades with the big momma.
"It deflects 'most' projectiles!" I answer.
John dashes back a distance away, the aggro of the big lady now on me.
"She's got another projectile attack, it's a mid ranged one. The one with a fire slash, you remember right?" John instructs me to do things.
Fwashh!
The tree behind me gets cut by flames then set ablaze.
Let's see how you'll fare against your own attack.
"GRR! WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS IN MY WAY!", she thrashes her sword around in every direction.
Fwashh! Clink!
The orange red flame slash gets redirected, turning it green.
Shing!Shing!Shing!Shing!Fwash!
Multiple cuts of green flames douse her body leaving her set ablaze.
"AHH!", she writhes in pain on the ground.
That definitely did no damage.
"You got any stuns?" John asks the stupid question.
I point at the rope hanging around my shoulders, "What do ya think, genius?"
"I figured you wanted to end it fast."
Cling! John can't get a good hit in because her sword keeps hitting random things.
TIme to test things.
Yeet.
I throw the rope at the lady and the rope magically expands to fully bind her.
"Just what I needed." A grin forms on John's face as he moves in to shank her.
.Shank.
Those were all deep cuts in random places. Did we beat her?
I group up with John and we're both tired of living.
"Guess drop rates still apply, they made it such a bullshit drop rate for good items." John says some things I don't understand all too well.
We got the items with a hundred percent drop rate though. It'd be weird if it just stopped now…
Ki~chu~. Clank!
A brighter beam of purple comes from the cutlass, but John blocks it with his sword.
How is that thing not broken?
"Ah." John couldn't hold the beam fully so he gets sent flying.
He didn't block it without damage, that's for sure.
"DID YOU THINK THAT WAS ENOUGH TO KILL ME!?"
…
"Well, you thought right."
Bam!
The big mom falls over.
Item Drop:
Nothing Lmao skill issue
"The 100 percent drop rate was a lie" I express my sadness.
"We probably just got lucky."
Frikin nerds.
I kick a rock into the unknown while walking in a random direction.
~~~~ 2hu Frikmania ~~~~
I've seen videos of bamboo forests, but this doesn't look too far off from it.
"You sure we know where we're going?", I ask John.
"...I was following you though."
I stare at him and he stares back.
"Whatever. New biome unlocked. Time to die from photosynthesis."
John shrugs his arms.
…
"I think there's someone hanging right there..", John makes an awful impression of Logan Paul.
It's a girl lying down on her back, who looks to be around my age.
Her baggy turtleneck shirt shows her bust greatly. She's got this long skirt down to her knees.
"They look dead to me."
"You think everything you see is dead, your opinion doesn't count, John."
"...Did I make it…?"The girl suddenly speaks up.
"No, welcome to the thirtieth layer of hell. We hope you enjoy your stay.", I tell her like an asshole.
"So it was all for nothing…I'm sorry, sister…", she begins tearing up.
"Yo, yo wait. I was joking. It's a joke. I was kidding. It's just a prank.", anti-asshole protocol.
…
She stopped tearing up.
Dusting herself off, she stands up
"Sorry.. That was unbecoming of me. I should probably introduce myself first. My name is Moriander." Moriander introduces herself.
"Mark, sorry for being an ass."
I'd do that anime main character thing where I rub the back of my head and slightly close my eyes but that'd be cringe.
"Would you mind telling me where we are?"
"I was gonna ask you, since you were here first."
"Even I haven't a clue where I ended up after trying to escape from that.. Predicament."
She ran from someone or something and she ended up here.
Seems legit.
There's something in her hand, some kind of gas canister.
Like the generic red color too.
"What's that?" I ask her.
"It's some kind of fuel container, it seems to refill itself after a certain amount of time." She answers.
Would be great if we had a galactic supercar that ran on diesel.
I look over at John to see his opinion on the situation.
And he's gone.
He probably knows what he's doing.
"Where did your friend go?" Moriander asks me.
"Elsewhere. I'm gonna start walking in a random direction, you gonna come?" I ask her back.
She nods after putting her finger up to her chin.
Let's find cool stuff now.
I remember that one secret code in this rpg I played once.
Let's test it out.
Left..
Left..
Right..
Left..
Left..
Right..
And we are… at the same place. I remember that rock.
"Are you sure you know where we're going?"Moriander asks.
"Yes, there's actually a secret pattern."
Moriander's face turns curious as she listens.
"So basically, all you gotta do is-"
~~~~ 2hu Frikmania : JOHN'S PERSPECTIVE ~~~~
'Where the hell am I?' John asks himself.
He was in a random part of the bamboo forest that had tightly placed pathways.
'At least it's not raining'
Ti-Ting!
Whash!
John narrowly dodges an axe meant to horizontally cut him in two.
'Death traps suck' John brushes it off.
~~~~ 2hu Frikmania : MARK'S PERSPECTIVE ~~~~
I hope Moriander has a weapon other than the bottomless pit of American blood she carries around.
"Do you have anything other than the gasoline can as a weapon?" I ask her the question.
She rummages through her skirt pockets.
And pulls out a gun.
A fuckin revolver.
I get a metal arm and she has a revolver.
Team comps are gonna be so imbalanced.
I look over her gun and it's got a green interface showing four circles.
"You a good shot? Think fast!"
I yeet a few yen coins in the air.
This might be a waste of money if she actually hits them.
rustle-rustle..
~~~~ 2hu Frikmania : WOLF GANG IN THE BUSHES ~~~~
"I told you guys there'd be humans here." One of the wolfmen speaks up.
"You told us that yesterday as well."
"It doesn't matter! The humans are here now."
"What do you mean 'humans'? I only smell one!"
"You two need to shut up. They are coming closer."
While the wolfmen were talking over each other, the woman threw her gasoline canister in a random direction creating a gas cloud dousing the wolfmen in gasoline.
"What the?"
"Shhh! Block your nose."
"That fucking smell!"
The wolfmen tried to bear the smell of gasoline all over them, but their dog noses smelt it much more than the normal human being.
She started spinning the gun in her hand.
Whoooooosh!
Soon enough the gun started whirling wind after enough spinning.
The woman's eyes became focused, as if they zoomed in on the coins.
Whoooosh~Ka-Ting!
Fwashh~
"Agh!"
"AH! FUCK!"
All three wolfmen were shot in the heart then spontaneously combusted in less than a second.
One of the wolfmen died holding up his middle finger.
~~~~ 2hu Frikmania : MARK'S PERSPECTIVE ~~~~
So she has aimbot too along with an infinite source of gasoline that activates instantaneous combustion upon getting shot.
Is everyone just gonna be better than me at literally everything?
"Where'd you learn to shoot like that?" I ask her where I can get hacks.
"I learned it. In school." She answers with a straight face.
…
Must've been an American school.
Almost feel bad for those wolfmen.
Almost. Let's check their bodies for loot.
Fwash..
Or maybe I should stop that potential forest fire.
"You think we should like.. Do something about that?" Moriander asks me the question with an obvious answer.
"Who's gonna care if the bamboo forest burns down? The god of hyperdeath?"
"Not exactly…You got close though." A new person appears.
She's got a red robe on. Long white hair and blue eyes.
And she's floating. I know this is a magical world and flying isn't a common thing.
But you just have to be there to even begin to comprehend it.
"Your appearance has caused some…Unsatisfactory events to unfold. All I can do now is warn you for what you may or may not have caused." She starts floating away into the stratosphere.
And she's gone.
I wonder what she meant by that.
…
"What the hell was that?" Moriander looks shook from the god of hydeath coming down and telling me I fucked up.
"Good things, don't worry too much."
All of a sudden, red balloons come out of the bushes.
I have summoned the great balloon apocalypse.
They home in on my location and when one gets near enough.
Whiff! Pop!
The balloons aren't moving that fast actually..
Picking up a good stick from the ground, I hold it out.
Pop!Pop!Pop!
Free exp farm, patched 2025.
Pop!Pop!Pop!
This is kinda inefficient actually.
Pop!Pop!Pop!
Moriander picks up a similar looking stick after she sees some balloons floating towards her too.
Pop!Pop! Crack!
Her stick snaps in half.
"Must've been a bad design" I present to her the grin.
And she pulls out the 9, spinning it but not as fast as she did earlier.
Ka-Ting!
That single bullet from her revolver instantly popped a balloon. Her revolver has hitscan?!
Unbalanced ass shit.
Too bad she doesn't have pierce on it since it only popped one balloon.
Damn, this is gonna take a while…Again.
~~~~ 2hu Frikmania ~~~~
The wave of balloons has finally ended.
And damn,I think my back is stiff from pointing a stick in a direction for too long.
I wonder why the stick didn't break though.
That was like a party sized amount of balloons.
"The killer balloons are after us. We must evade tax." I present the balloon remains to Moriander.
"I'm not sure where you were going with that but sure." She smiles but not in a shit eating way.
How am I supposed to keep the joke going if they accept it.
War.. War never changes.
"What are we gonna do now?" She asks me.
"Speak more words, we haven't reached the word limit yet."
"The wh-?"
Hm.
I wonder if Moriander usually stops in place all of a sudden.
Whululululu..
A portal to the void is opening, we must beat the author of this fic.
"Seriously, can you stop doing that?" The blonde young lady grips my mouth with her gloved hand to stop me from doing things.
"Sthh Dhhn Whh?" I make sure to reduce the saliva I put on her glove.
"You flatter me, but you really have to stop pushing down some cardboard trees."
Oh no, she knows.
"I admit to my crimes. I did eat your sandwich on September first nineteen ninety nine at 8:43 A.M. because it seemed like a good idea."
"At least I know who caused it now." She looks smug.
"How old are you?" Breaking all the rules right now.
Her face stays smug though.
"Don't you know not to aska lady her age?"
"How do I know I'm not getting catfished then?"
"You don't."
Frikin old people.
"What's your name then?"
"Yukari Yakumo, hence the Y.Y. in my letter. That reminds me, did you receive it without any issues?"
She definitely knows. Probably more than me.
"You'd be right about that." She unfurls her fan to cover her grin.
I've always been prepared for a moment like this since I was born.
"A moment like what?" Her eyebrow raises in anticipation.
~~~~ 2hu Frikmania : YUKARI YAKUMO'S PERSPECTIVE ~~~~
'He just thought of every controversial topic and his opinion on it without stopping. Thank goodness the perspective just happened to change right before that'
"Did it work?" Mark asks.
"Check for yourself." Yukari looks smug.
'Yes, I do look smug.'
"Daww. Why'd you switch perspectives?"
A piece of bamboo with a middle finger engraved on it dropped from somewhere above the forest on Mark's head.
"Fack you too." Mark shakes his fist into the distance.
'It seems this isn't his doing then'
"It was great to know you, welcome to Gensokyo."
"It wasn't great to know you, hope to never see you again."
~~~~ 2hu Frikmania : MARK'S PERSPECTIVE ~~~~
"-at?" Moriander starts moving again.
"We need to find more lore dialogues for the sun people."
Putting the stick in a standing position, I place my foot on it to look like Napoleon.
"Now you're just not making sense."
We'll never know if there really are sun people it seems.
I take the stick and throw it into the bushes to activate the secret.
Annoyed wolfmen walk out of the bush because of the stick accurately hitting them all on the head.
"And this is the part where we run away from random things."
I turn to start running and Moriander is right behind me.
Freakin Gensokyo!
~~~~ 2hu Frikmania ~~~~
END OF CHAPTER 5
MC: Mark, Not alone anymore, The reasonable Hobo
PRIMARY WEAPON:
The Feedbacker: Does not give feedback. a blue metal arm that has a tendency to make people trip on it, deals 1 damage with punches, deals 5 damage with parries. Parries full heal. 33% parry chance, may raise depending on usage. Parries deflect most projectiles with +4 damage. Parrying the first hit in a combo will cancel the whole combo.
INVENTORY:
Tanto: one sided dagger, dull from overuse.
Youkai Exterminator Badge: Proof of being a youkai exterminator, free pass to and from the gates.
Small pieces of red rubber from a balloon.
Blue Spiky Coat: grants the user 7.5% more damage on any attack, 500 Energy and 250 Health.
SKILLS:
Gamer Instinct: Years of gaming made his body instinctively want to extend combos
Excellent Observation Skills: this means he points out the obvious too many times. Slightly longer range for ranged weapons.
Stick Type Weapon Proficiency: Capable of using stick type weapons to their full potential
Phony Swordsman : watches a lot of swordsmanship videos on youtube, convinced himself he knew how to swing a sword. Slight sword proficiency.
Bacon Connoisseur : Likes bacon, heals to full upon eating bacon. Eating bacon increase stick type weapon damage by 2.5x
German Swordsmanship Proficiency: would be useful.. If he had a German sword
Nuclear Warhead Blueprint Memorization : Can memorize the blueprints of nuclear warheads, he hasn't seen a single warhead in his life
Endured Legs: Years of walking long distances from his house to his school made his legs slightly stronger
PARTY:
Moriander, The Human
PRIMARY WEAPON:
Marksman Revolver:
Hitscan bullets deals 1 damage. Alt fire tosses a coin. Shooting the coin activates ricoshot that hits weak points with critical hits. Coins can be punched by Feedbacker at enemies, deals 2 damage.
INVENTORY:
Gas Passer: Gasoline container that fills up over time or dealing damage. Can be thrown to make a gas cloud that applies doused for 10 seconds. Enemies shot while doused instantly combust into flames. Gas clouds float down when thrown in the air.
SKILLS:
Aimbot: this nerd has aimbot hacks
Good Student: Went to school, learns things fast
AUTHOR'S NOTE:
This chapter took like a week because of things
Also first oc, I need to make her slightly more expressive though
We will see if I can get my daily uploads back.
Also references to a few games you may or may not have heard of.