(Smith Residence)
"Rick what the fuck." Naruto asked as they all heard the roof squeaking.
"Hey kid needed to unwind after…you know." Rick said feeling slight sympathy as he understood the concept of lost love and if Morty was gonna remain the same and not end with his bad habits sex with a robot seemed the safest bet.
"...Fair point" Naruto said with a shrug after thinking about it for a moment.
"So we're just going to ignore what's going on upstairs?" Jerry asked, annoyed.
"Shut the hell up Jerry it's your fault anyway" Beth snaps with a stern glare.
"HEY! I thought I was saving my son from one of those Mantis Monsters!" Jerry yells back.
"First of all they weren't Mantis Monsters they were mutated people so you technically murdered multiple people. Second of all Annie had no features indicating she was a mutated" Naruto said with a deadpan
"Oh well didn't you and the others kill a bunch of mutated people as well?" Jerry said sounding superior with a smirk
"We only killed criminals/escaped prisoners…We disabled others" Naruto pointed out lazily.
"Oh and how could you tell?" Jerry asked, still sounding cocky.
"Um I don't know maybe the fact that they were all wearing torn up prison jumpsuits…As for the criminals that was mainly Beth's former co-worker Davin after he tried to rape her" Naruto said with a glare at Jerry making him gulp and shut up.
"Um Naruto, can you come up here!" Morty screamed from upstairs.
The group watched as Naruto went upstairs.
'Please don't be like Jerry.' Everyone except Jerry thought knowing Naruto was straight.
"Yo Rick!" Naruto yelled as the scientist ran up.
'Please don't be gay.' the women thought unable to give up the hot sex lifestyle they now had.
(upstairs)
"Ok…we should kill it." Rick said getting looks from the others "it's a baby that pukes fucking fire and already has teeth for the love of god this thing could grow up and kill us!" he said being the voice of reason.
"Hate to say it Morty but this thing is producing a lot of testosterone like 10 times that in an athlete it could be a grown man in a day." Naruto said as he had no problem killing animals and there was no telling as it was now if the baby was more human than whatever else it was "hell for all we know it's other half could be animal." he said to him.
"This is my responsibility, Naruto I can't turn away." Morty said affirmatively.
Naruto sighed as he couldn't really fault the boy.
"Guess I'm a GILF now." Beth said to herself wondering if that added appeal to herself.
"Listen we'll track down the species and see if it's more suitable there for the baby cause Morty it breathes mother fucking fire to me that just screams concern." Rick said as most violent races could be identified through certain traits.
(few minutes later)
"So are you two doing a Han and Chewie thing?" Summer asked in the garage seeing Naruto help Rick
"...Dibs on Han!" Naruto said with a grin shooting Summer a look wanting her to know she'd be Leia and would definitely be wearing a slave bikini….Or maybe Oola's dancing fishnets.
Rick merely rolled his eyes letting out a groan that sound strangely wookie-like before turning his head a small smile hidden from the two teens
"So what the fuck happened that they needed a baby maker robot." Naruto asked as Rick looked ready to vomit as he touched Morty's load.
"Could be anything ranging from an apocalypse to every male or female on the planet turning gay." Rick said with a shrug.
"Well if they are violent we can just kill them." Naruto said seeing no issues as if something was violent, mindless, or aggressive they were no different than animals in a slaughter.
Rick opened a portal and got into a fight with Summer as she wanted to go which resulted in a fight about the ERA where men and women were equals and soon she was pulled through a portal "shit." he said as Naruto soon jumped after her "double shit!" he said going in and seeing multiple corpses and blood and guts on the ground and saw the world was just another apocalypse world.
(1 hour later)
"Is it wrong that I find this hot." Summer asked her grandfather as they sat back and watched Naruto still fighting the male species to the death.
"If you weren't my granddaughter then yeah it would be a cause for alarm. But since you are, it's pretty normal." Rick says with a shrug tinkering with some tech.
"Naruto Namikaze halt, you are under arrest." a female more sophisticated version of the species said as many of them appeared around them.
(few minutes later)
"Um bro what the fuck did you do to these chicks." Rick asked as if this was him it'd make sense.
"No idea." Naruto says with a shrug jingling the many chains covering him.
"Silence Male-Filth." a guard says poking Naruto with her spear
"Ok real talk with me for a second did we or you defecate on this planet or commit mass murder or something else?" Rick asked curiously as he wanted some context.
"Rick we get smashed so much I can hardly remember some of the shit we do." Naruto said as the stuff they drank was borderline poison.
They were soon brought before the court and all the women were glaring at Naruto especially the Queen as she sat upon her throne.
"The charges against Naruto Namikaze are one of the greatest in our society. He copulated with one of our sisters and didn't call afterward" The Queen says getting gasps from the surrounding women
"Okay so what's the punishment a fine or community service?" Summer asked as that didn't seem bad.
"Death!" The Queen said in anger.
"How the hell is that a fair fucking sentence!" Rick asked as that seemed extreme.
"Wait a second." Naruto said looking at the girl with a spear next to the queen "she never called me I gave her MY number." he said remembering he met the queen's guard off planet at a bar and they drank, flirted and banged into the bathroom.
All the women looked at her as she blushed as she took out her purse and soon emptied it "Um it would seem that the male was telling the truth...I just seemed to have misplaced his number in my other purse." she said looking at the number.
"So do I get off." Naruto said getting a chuckle from Rick and Summer at the implications.
"No for we must amend for our in hospitality as it states in the crazy bitch bilines." the queen said to him.
Rick smiled evilly as that sounded hilarious.
Naruto and Summer tackled Rick as they knew what he would say with an opportunity like that one.
(1 hour later)
"So wait the woman fucks up and she pays repercussions while our sentence was certain death how is that fair?" Rick asked as he hated feminists as they were kinda crazy and while he didn't care what gender or race someone was, he often disliked certain extremes.
"What's she have to do anyway?" Summer asked as so far she was loving this planet.
"Well we're now welcome on their planet but besides that, they made her my servant." Naruto said as there were other options but she jumped on that one.
"Naruto Namikaze you have been summoned by the queen." a guard said to him.
"It's been 60 minutes man what the fuck could you do." Rick said in annoyance as he was starting to hate this planet.
"I am your friend." Naruto said as they all burst into laughter
(few minutes later)
"Ok can you try and salvage their semen from their corpses." Rick said as Naruto apparently killed ALL the males of the species.
"We are in the process of that, but we summoned Naruto here for a different reason my guard has informed me that you are rather gifted in bed and I…the queen am rather interested and want to experience it myself." the queen said to him.
"...So basically you heard how he rocked your guard's world and want a taste now?" Summer asks with a smirk.
"I am of a royal bloodline there are certain benefits if you prove yourself." the queen said looking at Naruto and was rather attracted to his warrior body.
"So what you're saying is that if I make you see stars what I become King or something?" Naruto asks with a raise brow
"..In simple terms yes, and you would also be permitted to copulate and breed with any other sister on the planet" Mar-Sha says.
"Why do you get the cool sex stuff!?" Rick asked in anger feeling very jealous.
"My life is insane…Besides didn't you have that whole Hive Mind thing last time we were in a similar situation?" Naruto said to him.
"...Meh fair point" Rick said with a shrug.
"We shall do it before all my subjects as it has been many years since a queen has been through the sexual act." the queen said to them.
"Wait, everyone has to watch Naruto nail you." Rick said the only problem with that was it was Naruto involved "Ok screw this I'm outta here!" he said as his cuffs fell to the floor and he ran away as the guards chased him "Fuck all of you I don't need to see how he fucks my daughter screw you all you sick freaks!" he said dodging some shots.
"Well if there are no more interruptions Naruto may we go to my throne?" the queen asked with a smile as she looked at him.
"Sure." Naruto said to her as he started walking towards the throne starting to take his clothes off with each step.
(LEMON WARNING)
(few minutes later)
"My people, this man is our honored guest, a man unlike any other who is ACTUALLY polite." the queen said as many women looked green with envy at the prospect "will be fucking me before you all if he satisfies me, he may claim me as part of our laws about tapping ass." she said with a smile.
'I gotta read these laws.' Naruto thought as they sounded sexual and sometimes one sided in certain cases.
"Naruto Namikaze, I queen Ma-Sha offer you a seat on my throne." Ma-Sha said as she and Naruto began to strip many of the females turning red as they saw his member as they had seen images of the male gazorpians as nudity was their primal and natural state and Naruto was easily outclassing them with his size.
"If it makes you ladies feel better he has endless stamina he fucks for hours and hours our bodies are toys to relieve his stress as he won't stop." Summer said to the nearby crowd painting as clear a picture as she could for them and smiled when she saw juices trailing down all the women's legs.
Ma-Sha was nervous as she was a virgin like most of her people, she looked at her former guard who was panting in jealous envy as her queen was going to fuck her new master.
Naruto watched as she got on his lap and while she was a giant woman she was still rather petite 'as fragile as glass.' he thought as he was gonna wreck her before the mass of people.
Ma-Sha moaned as he turned her around making her face her people and not him, it made her feel nervous as all their eyes were on her.
"They're going to watch as I breed you Ma-Sha, they will see your face as I break and push you past your limits, this is no competition I already won you and all your subjects."
"Yes, Watch sisters as I take his manhood and seed!" Ma-Sha says with a blushing lewd face as she dropped onto his member screaming in both pain and pleasure as he claimed her maidenhood 'he's our king!' she thought coming to the realization that he now owned her and therefore all the women here.
Ma-Sha began working her hips bouncing on Naruto's meat, enraptured by how it was stretching and shaping her lower hole her bountiful cheeks meeting his thighs in loud claps that echoed throughout the throne room.
The women all watched as if in a trance as Ma-Sha screams and moans made them want to experience Naruto themselves.
"Tell them Ma-Sha, tell them what you are experiencing" Naruto said reaching around the bouncing queen to grab her heaving breasts his fingers sinking into the bountiful flesh.
"Pleasure!" Ma-Sha said in pure bliss "I have found a man that can satisfy me in ways I couldn't imagine, he is your king when he finishes with me ALL of you will pleasure him your holes WILL be filled and we will all bare his children ushering in a new age for our planet." she said as they had collected semen from the male gazorpian corpses to not make the bloodline entirely connected to Naruto, but they would still bear his children.
The women all blushed nervously at the thought of Naruto fucking them as he was fucking their queen ferociously, they honestly thought he'd break them and their holes.
"I hope you are ready to be filled Ma-Sha" Naruto says moving his hands from her breasts to her hips and helping her slam down onto him hard and deeper than what she was going.
Ma-Sha screamed loudly as she had an explosive climax before her subjects a puddle formed in front of her throne as she felt Naruto's hot seed entering her womb. The sheer amount entering her causing a noticeable bulge to form in her abdomen much to the shock and arousal of her subjects several of whom acually had their own oragasm at the sight and passing out from pleasure as a result. Naruto continued to pump more and more seed into Ma-Sha until she violently twitched and soon shot off Naruto like a rocket falling into a puddle of her own juices in front of the throne.
Naruto didn't stop as he continued to fuck Ma-Sha pushing her head towards the floor as he slammed his still hard cock into her untouched ass getting an ear-splitting scream of pleasure and pain from the Queen as he began claiming her ass shaping it much like he had her pussy.
Ma-Sha was beginning to understand what sorta man Naruto was as he fucked her into the floor "all of you…STRIP!" she yelled at her subjects wanting them ready for Naruto.
"Hmm good idea Ma-Sha…But I give the orders now after all I think I satisfied you enough to be your King don't you think?" Naruto says continuing his dominating of the queen giving her rippling ass a firm slap.
"Yes master, I apologize please punish me as you see fit!" Ma-Sha said eager for her punishment.
"Hmm very good though you got my title partially wrong, now…WHAT…AM…I!" Naruto says punctuating his words with a savage thrust with each word.
"AHH! MY KING!" Ma-Sha yells in bliss as she felt his thick seed fill her ass.
"Mmm very good queenie. Now for one more round before I move on to claim each of my eagerly waiting subjects" Naruto says breaking off the back of Ma-Sha's throne before he picks her up and lays her over it and begins resuming his savage fucking of her returning to her pussy as she screams in bliss her body heaving and shaking in pleasure for her subjects to see and await their own turns some subjects having started masturbating to the sight of their queen being dominated
That day became a holiday for the women of the planet as they would worship Naruto's gift to them as it marked the day he gifted the women of the race and they all trembled in delight whenever he would come back.
(12 hours later)
'Virgins.' Summer thought in amusement as Naruto had fucked all the women of Gazorpazorp in every location filling them to the brim as he was now their ruler and their god.
"I'll be back whenever I can Ma-Sha. I expect you all to last longer next time." Naruto said kissing the queen.
"Yes, master we'll fuck each other to the point of exhaustion preparing for you." Ma-Sha said as she jumped as he slapped her ass.
"Good my little queen." Naruto said as he was glad only she and her guard had his number otherwise he'd be bombarded with booty calls.
"...So you gonna fuck me and mom when we get back." Summer asked as they got in a ship knowing those women needed a lot of work before they could ever hope to satisfy Naruto.
"Yep but it takes a bit to get back to earth so start sucking Summer." Naruto said as she began blowing him as they drove back to earth.
(few days later)
"Shit man you made millions." Naruto said as he was helping Morty plan his son's funeral as said son made a best seller "Hey if it makes you feel any better he killed a couple dozen people with poison gas and made people dance till their feet bleed." he said to him.
"Why would that make me feel better?" Morty asked him curiously as the sounded terrible.
"This way you know that it wasn't your fault that you kid lived up to his genetic potential as a killer." Naruto said to him as the battle of nature vs nurture was ongoing and Morty Jr lived up to both in certain ways "hey be proud you tried." he said as Morty smiled albeit weakly.
'Better make sure these things can't come back from the dead or do shit when they decay.' Naruto thought as he was intending to pay Gazorpazorp another visit to fuck the women and see the production of the planet as while he did kill most of the male gazorpians he had their seed extracted for the machines so his bloodline wasn't the main one.
(few days later)
"We gonna have more problems train boy." Naruto said as he still didn't like this guy as anyone who messed with death even if it was inanimate objects like trains seemed a bit much and the man was giving him attitude given he 'stole' Supernova from him or at the very least the man suspected something was going on between his wife and Naruto.
"So long as you keep in line we won't punk" Alan said crossing his arms and narrowing his gaze.
Naruto simply raised an eyebrow at the man as he thought "Yeah thats it asshole keep it up as I can't wait until Supernova reveals to you that we have been fucking behind your back and she is mine now" he thinks to himself
"Want a drink I sure do." Vance said as he made martinis as he watched the events unfold.
Naruto rolled his eyes as this guy thought he was a cooler version of Rick, but Naruto knew that under all that he was a man who buried everything, had PTSD, and was an emotionally detached person not having any real value for other people and just wanted to sleep around and live on the edge, which was even worse for his PTSD.
"Okay so let's get back to the mission briefing" Supernova says drawing everyone's attention "Okay while the rest of us distract Doomnomitron, Lady Katana will sneak up its nasal passage and sever its neural center" she says.
"Um those veins are pure titanium my katanas won't make a dent" Lady Katana says crossing her cybernetic arms.
"Their extra-strength-Their regular katanas I'm a cyborg that's extra good with regular Katanas" Supernova begins to say only for Katana to cut her off.
This resulted in Calypso making a comment about why they were even on the team given their powers were useless against Doomnitron as she could use Necromancy which was useless against this enemy. Vance benign Vance made a remark about how important they were on the team though it was obviously a bullshit excuse two have two persons of color on the team giving it better optics to the public.
"Can't you just crack open a moon or something?" Diablo Verde asked Supernova.
"That's not on the table!" Alan said suddenly causing Supernova to shake her head towards him "Supernova's pregnant" he says causing the rest of the group's eyes to widen and Naruto to spit out his soda.
"Mozzletov." Crocubot said to Supernova congratulating them.
"Thank you Crocubot." Supernova said as her other teammates were less congratulatory as Lady Katana made some handjob gestures to Naruto while parting her lips in an o-shape and sticking her tongue against her cheek earning her a blast to the face from Supernova who told her not to be crude. Diablo Verde was also kind but he got drunk and talked about how his mother tried to abort him and it made her feel awkward, Calypso was odd as she stuck to her normal state of calling people out on shit, a million ants…was an odd one as it was asking her and Naruto for spiritual advice and while Naruto was happy to help, he crossed some lines with certain questions, but as this went on she began to cough slightly and when she looked at her hand…she felt terror as she saw orange solar radioactive goo on it.
"I have been meaning to ask but how is Doomnomitron even alive? Didn't Supernova and I kill him a while back on that space station?" Naruto asked
"Apparently he was able to upload his consciousness to a backup body before the bomb went off and has been in hiding since then upgrading his new body to be the form we see now" Supernova says gesturing to the hologram in the middle of the table that showed a massive
The rest of the meeting went as they usually did and as a result they planned to later meet to track and find world ender.
(Naruto's house)
"You ok, you seem off?" Naruto asked Supernova curiously.
"Who me yeah I'm perfectly fine." Supernova said nervously and quickly as she went into the bathroom 'c'mon c'mon c'mon!' she thought trying to hold her namesake in as she got her name not just for her space powers, it was because she herself could create small supernovas that while not strong enough to wipe out a galaxy was strong enough to wipe out a large planet and right now she was trying to keep that energy contained.
Just as she got it under control Naruto walked into the bathroom and wrapped his arms around her from behind "So…pregnant huh?" he says simply running his hands over her abdomen
Supernova brought her hands down to meet his as she leaned into his embrace "I'm sorry I kept it from you I was…worried about your reaction" she said fidgeting in his grip.
Naruto simply turned Supernova around looking her in the eyes "Nova you have nothing to worry about I am not mad in fact I am overjoyed! We're going to be parents" he says with a wide grin causing her eyes to widen in relief as cosmic trails of tears leak down her cheeks in joy before she wraps her arms around Naruto's neck and pulls him into a kiss.
(few days later)
"Are you sick?" Naruto asked in slight worry as while embarrassed to admit he didn't know what she could be suffering from as the baby was blocking out most of his senses on Supernova given it's output of power and Supernova herself was unlike anyone.
"Yeah might be a…solar flare?" Supernova said unsurely not knowing what to tell him.
Naruto raised an eyebrow, but decided to let this play off.
'Oh thank you star mother.' Supernova thought as Naruto dealt with her 'cramps' by rubbing her abdomen with his hands covered in chakra, but the solution was temporary as she could feel it build up again even now.
(1 week later)
"Please tell me he isn't humping a steam engine right now?" Naruto asked them as he looked at Alan as he was meditating and whispering and had an erection.
"Eh he had to do this whenever we try to be intimate, he called it 'working his whistle'." Supernova said as many just laughed at that.
"Ha ghost dude can only get it up if he fucks a train!" Katana yells out laughing her ass off.
"Yes…it's quite embarrassing hence why we never are intimate with each other anymore" Supernova says with a straight face while thinking "That and the fact that his dick is fucking tiny, is only ever at half-mast, and the fact that I have met the love of my life in Naruto and he fucks me with his massive man meat that makes me see literal stars with every climax"
"Wait backup where is he opening up the portal?" Naruto said as they knew Alan made trains appear by opening a portal between the dimensions they were just wondering where it would appear.
"Oh shit" Calypso said in realization as a ghost train burst through the back of the ship past them and ran through the front of the ship opening it up to the vacuum of space
Naruto didn't know if his child needed air or not like its mother, but he did a chakra dash and repaired the glass just as everyone was about to get sucked out into space "ok fuck this I'll push and someone break this guy's hands…also his dick." he said as Alan needed to think more with his powers and not his dick.
(few days later)
"What the fuck." Naruto said as Vance went to investigate a planet with a simple dispute and when he arrived there was murder on every street 'the fuck is this guy's problem!' he thought as even Rick had his limits on killing people on this scale.
(few hours later)
"You're no hero." Naruto said as he saw the corpses many abused before death, many violated in numerous ways, and many killed for no reason.
"And what you are? Last I checked you kill people to punk ass." Vance said getting up.
"When I do it, it serves a purpose, I don't kill people because I get triggered or sobering up." Naruto said as he had a pretty good guess of how this went down, Vance was drinking slept with some people and when he began to sober his PTSD came and triggered all this and the worst part was Naruto knew Vance knew he wasn't a hero and truly was a monster.
"Fuck you kid I'm a Vindicator know what that means I'm a hero I could murder one side and be considered a hero by the other let this whole fucking bar be an example, collateral damage on the war on drugs, people buy anything." Vance said to him not really caring.
"Not anymore Vance this is too far you are out of the Vindicators and under arrest." Supernova says floating down next to Naruto.
"Please I ain't going down especially not to some knocked up whore, and even if I was I'd bet I would get a conjugal visit from your bitch ass cause gotta be honest I haven't fucked a pregnant bitch in a while."
"Watch it Vance that's my wife you're talking about" Alan says appearing with Million Ants, Calypso, and Lady Katana.
"Ex dumbass and Vance the only visits you'll be getting are from your cellmate." Supernova said as Alan wasn't getting the picture yet.
"We may be divorced but that's still my child you are carrying and I will be part of its life" Alan says determinedly with a hint of a possessive tone in his voice causing Naruto to grit his teeth.
"You asshats really think you can take me down and kick me out I AM THE VINDICATORS!" Vance says raising his arm and firing off a shot from his blaster only to miss completely and the shot to ricochet off several walls before heading back towards him "...Ah fuck me" he says before the shot hits his head blowing it to pieces and killing him.
"..." The rest of the Vindicators were totally speechless at what had just happened before Lady Katana started laughing her ass off "Oh god dude just blew his own head off please someone tell me they recorded that!" she says.
"I record everything I see so yes I have it recorded" Crocubot states as he pointed to his robotic eye.
"...We are going to have a talk about personal boundaries and privacy when we get back to the ship Crocubot" Calypso says recalling a time when he walked in on her having an…intimate moment with Lady Katana after the latter had swiped a huge dildo from Supernova's room.
(Few Days Later)
Supernova was currently massacring an entire civilization on a planet called Dorian 5 where apparently the inhabitants worshiped Doomnomitron as some kind of God and had willingly let their entire civilization be infected by his nano-bots thus making them its thralls and backup bodies if its main body was to die.
"Can I ask why, in the name of whatever fucking god there is would a planet want to make a monster?" Naruto asked as this was the planet of Worldender's birth as this planet wanted to wipe out much life in the galaxy and become the dominant race.
"I don't know, but these people need to die!" Supernova said as she seen the damages caused by Worldender, so many corpses floating in space when she thought about the children she wanted to vomit.
"I know I hate it just as much as you that we have to wipe them out but there is no other choice" Naruto said as they continued slaughtering the mindless thralls. The two viewed it as a mercy to the people as despite their cult-like faith in Doomonomitron they were still technically living beings but were also technically not living due to what they had become.
Supernova rose into the air above Naruto and unleashed a massive beam of energy in a arc around her wiping out the last tens of thousands of mindless thralls before collapsing to the ground had it not been for Naruto catching her.
"Ok that was not normal we need a doctor." Naruto said looking her over as he made a call to the only person that'd be able to help him before they headed back to the Vindicator's ship.
Upon getting on the ship they were swarmed by the other Vindicators who rushed to see if Supernova was alright given they had detected the surge from abroad the ship.
"Supernova are you alright? How is the baby?" Alan asked worriedly, fearing something might be wrong with their child.
"Okay ghost douche you need to back up and give her some room" Naruto says pushing the man back as he started crowding Supernova.
"No you need to get the fuck away from my wife and our child!" Alan yells back sick and tired of the blonde punk in his mind getting in the way of him taking care of his wife and child.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP ALAN! GOD YOU ARE SO FUCKING STUPID THE BABY IS NARUTO'S! Supernova screamed in rage finally having enough of her pathetic Ex-Husband with everything she is going through.
"What? What are you talking about ofcourse the child is mine" Alan says in confusion and disbelief.
"No you moron the baby is Naruto's we have been having an affair and love each other since the first time we went up against Doomnomitron and ended up stranded on Delphi-6. Ever since then we have been lovers and he outclasses you in every conceivable way as not only is he actually able to get it up he is fucking hung like a horse easily eclisping your tiny cock" Supernova says revealing everything with absolutely no shame.
Alan's face went through a myriad of expression from confusion, to disbelief, followed by realization, before ending on pure rage "YOU FUCKING WHORE!" he yells raising his fist and coatign it in ghost train energy before leaping forward to attack Supernova shockingly aiming not for her face but her abdomen aiming to rob the two of their child.
However before he came within even a foot of Supernova his world suddenly turned upside down before he suddenly saw his body upside down. That confused him until he hit something hard and saw he was laying on the floor of the ship while his body still stood up though it was lacking his head. Realization hit him then before his world turned black as a foot came down blowing his head apart in a shower of blood, brains, and bone fragments ending his life.
"Don't you fucking dare try to harm my love or our child" Naruto says to the bloody remains of what was left of Alan's head on the bottom of his boot. Supernova joined nin snapping her fingers and vaporizing the rest of the dead man's body in a solar flare beam reducing it to not even ash.
The two then looked at the shocked faces of what remained of the team "Are we going to have a problem as a result of that?" Naruto asked them given what he just did as he dematerialized the black sword in his hand.
"Dude he just tried to kill your guys's unborn child simply because he was pissed that he got cucked…you were totally in the right" Lady Katan says in a tone that implies if they hadn't moved to kill the man she would have.
"Indeed had you not stepped in I would have used my ants to rip him to pieces from the inside out" Million Ants says.
"To be enraged after finding out you were cheated on is acceptable but to go as far as trying to harm an unborn child is unacceptable if anything you did not give him a painful enough death for his heinous act!" Diablo Verde says with a stoic face as he knew the pain of being unwanted and hated, so he vowed never to let such an injustice happen on his watch
"Good to hear now if you will excuse us we have a Dr.'s appointment that can't wait any longer." Naruto says as he and Supernova walk over to and get in his spaceship before blasting of for Earth.
"God Damn please tell me I don't have to clean up what's left of that asshole's head off the floor?" Noob Noob says walking in and seeing the mess.
"No Noob Noob you don't have to clean it up the cleaning bots can do that, why don't you take the rest of the day off." Calypso says to the little alien.
"Thank you kindly I will do just that" the little alien says with a wide happy grin before walking off with a bit of spring to his step and a smile on his face as it had been a really good week for him given how both Vance and now Alan were killed as they were the primary two that would treat him like shit.
(later in Rick's Garage)
"I swear I should be getting paid for this." Rick said doing a space ultrasound on Supernova as Naruto had asked him to be their doctor 'like there was anyone else.' he thought as Supernova was a being made of space and most people were idiots.
Naruto was still ecstatic at the prospect of being a father.
"You're good." Rick said with a smile as he took a swig from his flask
Supernova flew out in excitement having her hand on her womb.
"Spill Rick what did you see." Naruto said in a deadly serious tone he was letting out bloodlust as Rick never smiled unless violence ensued.
"Ummm ok out of my element here, but kid…your kid is…dying." Rick said seeing the look on Naruto's face and saw his world shattered like the most fragile glass hitting the floor.
"Rick anything everything tell me how I can save my child?" Naruto said in desperation.
"Kid I…I can't." Rick said sadly as he was a monster not a heartless demon "it's your kid's chakra it's to much for them to handle as they develop I don't know how to stop it or control it I'm sorry." he said handing Naruto his flask as he was sure his friend needed it more than him.
'My baby's chakra is hurting itself.' Naruto thought a few tears coming to his eyes seeing the price his power was having "do you have any ideas on how I can save my baby?" he asked wondering if Rick had a slightest idea.
"I don't know man you'd need some kinda chakra doctor to mess with Supernova or someone with advance biology similar to your own who could manipulate the chakra to a much more stable level." Rick said as he was throwing shots out there.
'Granny Tsunade…or worse Kaguya.' Naruto thought as Tsunade fit the whole bill and Kaguya was also a possibility "how much time does the baby have?" he asked him.
"Naruto bud you're killing me." Rick said in a literal sense as he hated doing this as it was like taking swings at a puppy "a week give or take a few days." he said to him as he was guessing.
"Rick…can I be sent back to my world?" Naruto asked him curiously.
Rick spat out the booze in his mouth and coughed "why your world is probably gonezo my man." he said knowing a certain psychotic rabbit bitch probably killed everyone.
"I have to try something Rick please…I'm begging you on my knees I need to save my child." Naruto said desperately.
Rick was a lot of things, but he wasn't this bad a friend, so he nodded.
(next day)
"Ok listen carefully find Tsunade and get back here alright I only have enough energy in this portal for you and one more person." Rick said as he returned to the spot where he found Naruto hopping there was residual energy to breach the infinite cradle.
Naruto felt bad as he wondered what became of his world and wondered if he should've tried harder to go help it.
"Listen man I couldn't have sent you back when you arrived I didn't have as much cool shit as I do now honestly I wouldn't have been able to." Rick said to him being honest as he didn't have as much useful stuff as before.
Naruto nodded as Rick brought out his portal gun attached to a cannon which made a gold portal which he ran into.
'I swear I thought this hero shit was behind me.' Rick thought taking a swig as he was now waiting for Naruto to call him so he can bring him and Tsunade back.
(with Naruto)
"...Shit." Naruto said as he saw the world, his world…and miles upon miles of corpses poking out of pods from the tree.
Naruto's world looked completely devoid of life.
"Sage mode." Naruto said as that was his last option and to his relief there were still many chakra signatures left 'guess they lasted as long as they did with the chakra they had.' he thought to himself guessing the strongest shinobi were lasting the longest.
(1 hour later)
"Of all the places dead center of this fucking tree." Naruto said as he found Tsunade and she was a little worse for wear as she looked a bit weak and frail 'maybe if I give her some of my chakra.' he thought as he pulled her out and was thankful she seemed to be waking up.
The ground began to shake.
'That bitch is still alive!' Naruto thought in annoyance as the rumbling ceased when a monstrous rabbit creature shot up from the ground.
"Ashura!" Kaguya yelled in rage.
Naruto looked down at Tsunade and remembered his mission 'I stay here and fight Tsunade dies and so does my child.' he thought as he decided to do the one thing he swore he'd never do…he ran.
(with Rick)
"The fuck is this!" Rick said in annoyance as he was getting weird readings from the portal and soon saw Naruto come through and saw him yelling at him from outside his car.
"Close it! Close it! Close it!" Naruto yelled at him.
Rick would've asked why till he saw a monster rabbit head pop through and try to worm it's way through "oh hell no!" he said as he fired a scifi missile at the creature's head forcing it back as he closed the door.
(6 hours later)
Tsunade Senju woke up on a metal table and felt incredibly sore, she got up and examined herself 'the hell.' she thought as her body felt better than before and she felt…younger, she looked down and saw she still had her large G-cup breasts, curvy model body with perfectly fit and thicc parts, and her ass was perfectly round and still firm and soft as before.
"You're 18." Rick said boredly as he was just chilling here as Naruto owed him big "you were malnourished and a bunch of other crap so I healed your body now your basically 18 again congrats…oh and Naruto is next door he needs your help." he said burping between every few or so words.
At the mention of Naruto Tsunade left in a haste.
(1 hour later)
"So everything is gone or most of everything." Tsunade asked as Naruto filled her in on what had happened to their home "and you…have a baby on the way." she said deciding to focus on something happier.
"Yeah and I need your help." Naruto said to her filling her in on what's happening.
Tsunade moved faster than Naruto had seen her and they were by Supernova's side.
(20 minutes later)
"So my baby will be just fine?" Naruto asked her as Tsunade did a check up.
"Yes your baby is producing more chakra than it needs to be. I can regulate it every so often so it progresses at a more stable level." Tsunade said as a common thing with baby's with strong chakra parents was that their own chakra was too much to handle and the medical ninja had to regulate it or sometimes drain a certain amount to stabilize the baby.
Naruto pulled her into a hug as he couldn't thank her enough
Tsunade blushed as she hugged him back not letting go for a loooooong time.
(few hours later)
Tsunade was wearing a silk night robe she bought as Naruto had her shop and she picked up many…provocative clothing, but that was besides the point as before Naruto had woke her, she was dreaming of a life…with him
In her dream Tsunade was younger and the same age as Naruto, she grew up with him and made her intentions for him clear, pissing off the likes of Ino and Hinata, and thought her former pupil was a bit of a moron for not seeing Naruto's appeal, they eventually married and fucked constantly having multiple partners all of which knew that she was Naruto's woman, but it didn't end there as another scenario was like how it truly was as Naruto fucked her in her office claiming her for years and years until she gave him the hokage hat and he ordered her around, another was when they lived in solitude away from all the problems living completely naked neither losing interest in the other or the appeal of the other truly dying.
'I want those dreams to be real.' Tsunade thought as she wanted Naruto to have her forever, she approached his room and saw Naruto sleeping in the nude 'god I wish I knew he did this.' she thought as seeing him sleep naked made her desire burn.
"I really need to put a lock on that thing." Naruto said waking the moment the doorknob creaked open.
Tsunade wasted no time and dropped her silk gown revealing her naked body to him and approached him with desire burning in her eyes "Naruto." she said getting closer to him "the day I met you, you've always been on my mind haunting my every dream I need you." she admitted shamelessly.
"Tsunade you just saved my child, you are a friend, and you're someone I respect and admire." Naruto said pulling her into a kiss making her moan in delight "I want you." he whispered into her ear before resuming their kiss.
(Lemon Warning)
'He's even more dominant than in my dreams.' Tsunade thought as he felt his hands on her chest, she became frightened when she saw his member get erect as it was much bigger than her dreams 'and I was his doctor god he got huge.' she thought in slight fear and arousal.
"Tsunade…I want you." Naruto said to her making her moan out "I want you to be mine like my other girls." he said as he wanted Tsunade very bad at this moment.
"My body has always been yours Naruto, take me however you want whenever you want, I'll do it." Tsunade said not caring what he did to her only caring about his pleasure.
Naruto took her invitation pushing her onto the bed and got on top of her placing his member between her tits.
'Not even my bust is enough.' Tsunade thought as Naruto's member was still poking out, she shuddered when she felt him thrust into her cleavage poking her face with each thrust 'time to finally live up to my name.' she thought opening her mouth to greet his tip as she was going to live up to her name as the 'Legendary Sucker' and blow him forever, she moaned as she felt a seal appear above her ass 'did he place a seal on me?' she thought not sure if she should be aroused or concerned.
"Tsunade I am head of the Uzumaki clan, our clan you have a duty to your clan to help restore it, so you're going to be bred repeatedly and I am going to make these tits even fuller." Naruto said giving them a light pinch making her moan on his dick.
Tsunade pulled away momentarily "the seal…what does it do?" she asked as she panted wanting to know as her Uzumaki nature got the better of her and the answer to her question came when she felt a massive orgasm when Naruto touched her breasts.
"I made your entire body incredibly sensitive to the point your whole body is as sensitive as your clit is." Naruto said teasingly flicking her nipple making her climax again "everything I do to you will feel so much better." he said teasingly.
Tsunade moaned in fear as this was an Uzumaki sex seal, something she read about 'Uzumaki's would put these on their lovers.' she thought as the Uzumaki were feared for their numbers as they were a very sexual people more often than not taking more than one lover and the seal was made to further sexual pleasure of the Uzumaki's lovers as a way to further pleasure and mark their lovers.
"It's never coming off Tsunade. I modified it so you won't feel it in a fight, but when I or any of my lovers are around it'll be on and you'll be weak to our every touch." Naruto said seeing her shiver in delight "now on your hands and knees Tsunade." he said as she did as instructed once he got off her.
'I'm gonna die with this seal, he owns me now.' Tsunade thought with a large smile loving that prospect.
Naruto was behind Tsunade admiring her lower half noticing her ass was as equally great to her tits, he gave it a nice slap smiling as Tsunade had a small climax "I'm looking forward to knocking you up Tsunade I want to see your belly swell with our blonde Uzumaki children and your tits swell and leak out milk." he said as he always wanted a family.
"Yes! Make me a mommy Naruto knock me up alongside Supernova. We'll give birth to many healthy babies for you and our tits will get even bigger for you to play with." Tsunade said as like Naruto she always wanted her own family to start.
Naruto smiled and without warning, he slammed himself into Tsunade's pussy, stretching it out and easily made it to her womb and entered it.
'He's gonna knock me up!' Tsunade thought not thinking he'd so easily reach her womb like it was nothing 'I'll get knocked up every time I'm not already pregnant!' she thought as Naruto was in the perfect position as when he was ready to climax, she'd be stuffed immediately, she let out screams of pleasure when he began to thrust the seal on her making her extremely sensitive.
"I hope this goes without saying Tsunade but you belong to me now." Naruto said, whispering into her ear as he kept thrusting into her.
"Yes master!" Tsunade moaned loudly as she loved the prospect of being his.
"Good then lets go somewhere special." Naruto said pulling out of her and walking to the door Tsunade eagerly following "crawl." he ordered seeing her walk on her hands and knees.
(few minutes later)
Tsunade was dripping in fear and anticipation as Naruto had her in bindings in mid air and they were especially tight around her tits as they became a little red 'he has a sex dungeon.' she thought as this place was fully equipped with things to punish her.
"I hope you know Tsunade. I won't tolerate your previous behavior." Naruto said as he gave her ass a harsh slap making her scream.
Tsunade stayed quiet not wanting to anger him.
"You won't be drinking, gambling, or being the lazy cow slut that you are." Naruto said slapping her tits "That reminds me I will be getting you a cow-print bikini and collar with a cow bell for you to wear at times" he adds on making a mental note to get one for her.
Tsunade blushed as she had been called a cow many times as an insult, but hearing it from Naruto made her feel embarrassed and horny, it didn;t help he was playing with her tits and squeezing her nipples.
"Mmm then when these fat tits of yours swell up with milk I am going to milk you like a cow" Naruto said as he pinches her nipples harshly while giving them a slight tug.
Tsunade moaned at that as she wanted Naruto to touch her breasts wanting him to milk her.
"I missed you Tsunade." Naruto said making her breath hitch "you are important to me, I want you to remember that forever." he said wanting Tsunade to know she meant a lot to him.
Tsunade moaned at that and then screamed when he thrusted into her pussy, her unable to do anything as she was bound and tied suspended in mid air.
Naruto tugged on the rope of Tsunade's breasts making it tighter for the woman and began sucking on her nipples aggressively.
'He's sucking on my tits like a newborn.' Tsunade thought and climaxed thinking of their potential child and that made her hornier.
"Well isn't this nice." Supernova said walking in "Naruto shame on you for not inviting me." she said with a pout and looked at Tsunade "glad you could join Naruto's harem and I owe you a personal thank you." she said with a bright smile "you saved my baby." she said getting low looking at Naruto's member fuck Tsunade's pussy raw and began to lick them both.
Tsunade felt incredibly faint as both of them wouldn't give her a moment to breathe.
"Naruto won't be the only one having his way with you Tsunade." Supernova said looking at her tits pressing her own against Tsunade's "I wonder which of us will be bigger after they get full." she said cutely.
Tsunade couldn't help but blush as she thought of being with the woman who had a chest that was equal to her own.
Supernova cut Tsunade's bindings but made her mini planets become bindings on her ankles and wrists keeping her floating.
Tsunade moaned as while she was flexible she wasn't as flexible as Supernova brought her to a bed in the dungeon and had her legs be forced behind her head and brought her hands to her ankles making sure she kept them in place 'I feel so exposed right now!' she thought in embarrassment as she felt even more weak and vulnerable now.
"Beg Tsunade I want to hear it." Supernova said as this woman was someone she could respect and as an equal at that.
"Naruto please fuck me till I can't feel my legs and make me have your kids I want them." Tsunade said moaning as he came to her and kissed her and moaned even louder when she felt his chakra on her forehead 'is he…messing with my seal!?' she thought in shock.
"I thought it'd be appropriate to fix that don't want you dying on me." Naruto said teasingly "and I added a few things, now you can fill it up with chakra my chakra through sex." he said as he was going to make her work for that.
'He has me.' Tsunade thought as with the Uzumaki sex seal and now him messing with her seal on her head made it so Naruto had her trapped even more so than right now, she screamed as she felt her diamond seal activate and unlike all the other times it felt pleasurable 'he's activating both seals!' she thought as she knew she was now done for.
All Tsunade knew was pleasure that night as her Uzumaki heritage was put to the test. None of her holes were spared as Naruto claimed her mouth, pussy, and ass countless times filling her again and again with his thick seed until she had a noticeable bulge in her abdomen due to the sheer amount of his spunk that had been unleashed inside her.
(next morning)
Tsunade felt exhausted and realized this must've been the Uzumaki were so feared, she went to the bathroom 'damn.' she thought seeing her body covered in his seed 'my dreams were nothing on what he did to me last night.' she thought as before anything else could be said Supernova pulled her into the shower.
Supernova was happy as she found a lover who could help her with Naruto and unlike the others she was similar to Naruto although weaker she still had her respect and would help her manage the harem "I hope you realize we're gonna keep fucking you till we're sure you are having children." she said as Tsunade squealed in both excitement and pleasure.
It was safe to say that no matter what Tsunade was completely stuffed that day and would be so for the next week.
(LEMON END)
(next day Dimension C-138)
Beth and Summer of Dimension C-138 were very horny as they had been entraputred with watching a version of themselves get fucked throughly and with passionate romance by a spiky haired blonde with a massive dick.
(Dimension C-137)
Jerry had used Rick's reality goggles to view different versions of himself in different demions…all of pain an misery and some that made him black out in terror and only to awaken in denial. In every dimension he saw he was either miserable and died a gruesome death, was successful only to fuck it up and die a brutal death, or a cuck like his father…and then died a gruesome death.
Naruto, Rick, and Morty spent the day watching random stupid interdimensional TV as it was better than the crap on regular cable.
Beth and Summer were sweating bullets as Naruto had fucked them furiously in every room of the house moments before.
(few days later)
"So how you wanna fuck with this peace of shit." Rick said as he saw this as an opportunity as this was as close to god as it could get and he was gonna fuck with the devil like there was no tomorrow.
"How bad you wanna mess with him I don't see much profit given he gives away everything."
"Well since thats the case we could make a rival business and charge people for us to remove the curses from whatever they get from his shop?" Rick said with a grin as he loved messing with people
Summer liked her job as she was being paid and she got front row seats to see her lover and Grandpa fuck with him "oh my god!" she said seeing the Devil hang himself.
"Huh what!?" the devil says his eyes snapping open "Oh Summer its you what's wrong?" he asks casually.
"Mr. Needful killing yourself isn't the answer" Summer says
"Oh that no I wasn't trying to kill myself thats the only way I can fall asleep" he says removing himself from the noose only to raise an eyebrow as he sees Summer turning away "What's wrong?" he asks
"You have an erection" Summer says looking anywhere but at the tiny tent in her boss's pants
"Oh right sorry about that, a side-effect of my sleep habits sadly. Though it has resulted in me getting the souls of many sinners who die as a result of mimicking my habit" Mr. Needful says with a dark chuckle
'Ok dark.' Summer thought to herself not wanting the fun to end, but there were certain lines not even she would cross.
(1 week later)
Naruto decided to go into the shop himself seeing what the Devil could offer him of all people, the man did a lot of kissing up and he played dumb to not knowing about the curses.
Naruto looked around not seeing anything that caught his eye, until he spotted a gold ring 'this seems old…and has sage chakra?' he thought in confusion as the ring seemed unfinished and felt like there was more to it.
"Ah that a nice ring, but not much to look at how about it." the Devil said to him grinning deviously.
"Sure." Naruto said taking it then leaving.
The Devil laughed as he flipped off Rick and then realized something "shit did I curse that ring." he said in realization.
(next day)
Naruto did a little research on the ring and got a few results 'Planetina?' he thought as he saw she was popular in the 90's with a group of kids and even Rick could've called this one as the kids grew up to become douchebags 'hmmmm maybe I should steal them and her?' he thought referring to the rings on each of the now adult children's fingers.
(3 hours later)
Naruto felt bored as this was no challenge as he stole the rings very easily as he stole it from the women after some passion or at least they thought it was passion as he simply hypnotized them into thinking he was fucking them as they were a couple of ugly bitches, then the men were easy as they believed in just brute force and he easily killed them.
Naruto proceeded to summon the earthly entity with the four rings wondering what the fifth did, he decided to use the four and summon Planetina 'maybe I should use sage chakra in the rings.' he thought as they let out sage chakra themselves.
When Naruto called out the elements of the rings Planetina appeared…although she was more grown than before in her pictures, she seemed to have more of an adult body with model like curves and amazing hips, while her breasts were only D-cups her bubbly round ass made up for it as it was simply incredibly large and toned.
Planetina was shocked by what she was feeling as mother earth never had anything so pure on it before and when this power touched her she felt incredible and a rush coursing through her, she looked at the man where the power was coming from and stared at him in awe.
Supernova's curiosity was a little peaked as she felt something happening in the backyard and saw a girl that seemed much like herself and Naruto, though the girl was more like her as she was made from space and the girl was seemingly made purely from the planet 'I wonder if you'll be like that.' she thought pressing a hand on her stomach imagining their baby.
(1 week later)
Naruto had to admit he was a little shocked that something so positive held so much rage as Plantina was getting sick of the constant pollution and thought about murdering countless people to get results, she saw him as a savior and he acted immediately putting a stop to her by making her rings into a golden choker and adding his power and Supernova's they commanded her easily enough.
"You really need to calm down." Supernova said to Planetina as she had been very dramatic.
Planetina's rage lessened as she knew what Supernova was and she was basically nothing compared to her as the woman was incredibly powerful and they were similar entities.
Supernova smiled as she liked Planetina seeing her as a sister entity and smiled as she knew and discovered much about her, learning that she was a virgin who had never been touched and that even before they placed the choker on her she was weak and susceptible to their powers.
(later that night)
Supernova laid in bed happily as she felt the strong power building up inside her knowing it was her baby.
The baby currently inside Supernova was going to be something given whom its parents were, but there was more to the life growing inside Supernova than most thought.
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