Omake of the engineer and the emperor talking in the warp, TTS style. Honestly more snippets of ideas.

You let the dark mechanicus detonate half of my server banks,

It was your idea to get Palisade stuck in a temporal anomaly

I've been busy keeping the bulk of the tyranids from invading the galaxy, what have you been doing again? Keeping a candle burning?

Go fish.

We are playing uno

And?

Whats the plan again, wait for the custodians or mechanicus to instal a communications device on your throne? Hows that going for you.

I have a few hundred fragments of your soul stuck in mine, and they are all calling you on your bullshit.

Whats isha doing again?

Still trying to make that death god I think.

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An outline of golden flame and purifying light is contained within a humanoid suit of armor, this armor sits beside a miniature factory with the vague shape of a human, both are at a small wooden table in a realm of shifting shapes and colors, they are holding colored cards.

GO FISH

We were playing uno though?

a bright flash of golden light obscures everything, when the lights fade the cards have changed from uno cards to golden playing cards embossed with skull shaped gems.

NO WE WEREN'T

the humanoid factory seems to glare at the golden man, before a hologram appears showing the scene from before the golden flash, the cards are uno cards.

…….

a second bright gold flash blots everything out, when it fades the cards in the recording have changed to golden playing cards with skull shaped gems, the cards subtly do not match the cards the two figures are holding.

…… you are aware that I have a recording of the recording right?

CARDS IS GETTING BORING LET'S TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE

Fine, your big plan starts in a few months right?

TECHNICALLY IT STARTED 10'000 YEARS AGO

the humanoid factory once again glares at the golden man

YES, IN A FEW SHORT MONTHS THE CUSTODIANS WILL FINALLY INSTALL THE DEVICE

Remind me why we needed to wait this long in the first place

WE HAVEN'T REALLY BEEN WAITING, i HAVE BEEN KEEPING A SECOND EYE OF TERROR FROM FORMING AND YOU HAVE BEEN…..

Trying to patch holes in a ship already at the bottom of a lake?

IF BY LAKE YOU MEAN TYRANID FEEDING PITS CHAOS RIFTS THEN YES THAT

Those knock offs would not be half as big a problem if you hadn't made me keep a mechanicus presence on all of my outposts

HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT HALF OF THE HYPER RELIGIOUS ZEALOTS WOULD BETRAY ME?

WAIT THAT SOUNDS MAKES MY IDEA SOUND BAD, HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THE PEOPLE WHO WORSHIPED ME WOULD BETRAY ME? MUCH BETTER

Because chaos is a thing and they never really worshiped you, it was just that lizard underneath mars.

THAT WAS JUST WHAT CAUSED THEM TO OBSESS OVER TECH, THEY DIDN'T EVEN KNOW IT WAS THERE!

Good point, it must have been general religious insanity mixed with chaotic corruption, still doesn't answer why you thought it was a good idea to use them so heavily, they destroyed almost all of my warp suppressing tech, and destroyed most of my communication centers.

I still haven't reconnected with all my lost outposts

TO BE FAIR WE HAD JUST MET AND I WAS GOING THROUGH A BIT OF A PARANOID PHASE ABOUT ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE

If Isha hadn't stabilized my soul and purged what chaotic energies those dark mechanicus fools had forced in I would be worse than dead.

YOUR WELCOME FOR FIXING THAT BY THE WAY

Yes because partially solving a problem you caused by shoving fragments of your soul into mine and shutting all the warp rifts, which I also blame you for, by using me as an intergalactic transceiver is something to thank you for.

AN -

I wrote this like a month ago and just haven't touched it sense, figured I might as well post it.

Currently writing the next chapter of the rwby omake, or more accurately re writing the half of it I had written. Also retconing it to be at log #63 rather than log #45.

I am busy though so chapters might be a bit.