(Season 3 - Probably the Most Filler Season Ever)

(Sleepover at Naruto's)

In terms of training, Naruto had a daily routine; wake up, head out to the wilderness, exercise, kill all monsters and rogue ninjas, go home, take a break, bathe, get dressed and go to sleep.

Where he puts his Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner is all based on what he had.

But thanks to Zelda, it had all changed…

As of now, Naruto, Sasuke, Zelda and sometimes Sakura as well as any other guests from the Village and/or the Academy for a sleepover.

It didn't take long before the Hokage realized Naruto basically had a full house. And guess what? Konohamaru's not invited. Why? Easy, Naruto doesn't like young children touching his sword…

According to the doctors, Naruto must refrain from letting children get cut and infect themselves with Moblin Blood from his Master Sword.

What about the sleepovers?

One day, Naruto invited Ino over to his house. That was when Sakura had plans to stay over at Naruto's, or Sasuke's for that matter, and discovered Naruto had been planning this as well.

To Ino, Naruto was just Naruto. Where he got all of his fame was a mystery to her. But at that moment, she realized Sasuke was practically homeless and now lived with Naruto and that girl named Zelda, who together, makes the Trinity of Gods, at least according to the Academy. Where Sakura somehow applies is a Deep Mystery that Ino would like to know…

When she visited Naruto, Naruto found Sakura and Ino fighting a few seconds later, and gave his Courage Fairy a try. He split them apart by using the flat edge of the sword as a paddle. It took months of practice but even with the sharpest sword, Naruto found a way to discipline anybody trying to fawn over Sasuke and Zelda, who is a Boys' Favorite. Naruto grunted as signaled the two to come inside as Zelda's making Dinner.

And that was when an Anbu delivered Sasuke back to Naruto's House by the door and left Naruto a Medical Bill, because it seemed like Sasuke had been exercising his Din's Fire Jutsu. If Chakra was a Muscle, Sasuke could lift approximately 5 pounds of Holy Fire with lighter fluid in his lungs. His secret? Zelda taught Sasuke how to eat hot peppers to release built in heat.

To Sasuke, even more violation of his taste buds were at stake, until Zelda gave him a Bottle of Milk so he can immediately get rid of the spiciness down his throat. Eventually, Sasuke grew to like the taste of Red Peppers. Now he works out with Pepper Steak as his prime source of Meat.

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Okay, okay, I may have been lying to you. But basically, it's a necessity that Sasuke eats basically anything spicy. Though he does remember squeezing an Orange or a Tropical Lime on his Pepper Steak and it was… MARVELOUS!

Now back to the Sleepover.

So what Zelda was making was something to help both Naruto and Sasuke in terms of diet.

Sasuke was lean while Naruto was skinny but his belly was beginning to look pudgy with all that meat consumed, and there was NO WAY Zelda was letting him hunt mushrooms anymore. However, when Naruto DOES have a chance at a Mushroom Log, a farmer would be taught by Zelda how to farm this specific edible mushroom. And surprisingly, it farms AMAZING!

On an Occasional Business when Zelda's too tired, she gets takeout at Ichiraku Ramen, and Naruto loves that Ramen. And normally, since Teuchi knows that Naruto would come over, Teuchi would often prepare it in advance, treating Naruto like a valued customer, which Naruto couldn't be anymore happier. (Amymore and he'd possibly break down.)

Back to Ino and Sakura, Zelda was preparing a Spicy Gourmet Meat and Rice Bowls for 8.

Sasuke would obviously kill a few animals like Naruto does to help, but Naruto's basically a much better butcher than anyone here, except for basically any experienced butchers in Konoha.

Ino and Sakura left to check Sasuke, but he rather not have it again and so he coughed some Black Smoke and immediately dodged the two as he headed to his room as he closed it.

"Sasuke had a LONG day, please give him some rest..." Zelda reminds the two fangirls.

Looking at Naruto, the two immediately saw him slinging rocks at some boys trying to call Zelda from the window.

And by the corner of his bed, he basically had a pile of rocks.

Sasuke was showering realizing his Herbal Tonic is still active. Touching the Metal Pipe, his hand steamed soapy water into instant vapor. From what happened after that, Sasuke was all clean in a matter of seconds. Using this idea, he needed to take a chance at packing his own water.

Coming out of the bathroom, nice and dry with clothes on, Sasuke meets up with Naruto, Zelda, Sakura and the guest, Ino.

Each one getting a serving of Gourmet Meat and Rice Bowls, they all said their thanks. (A Japanese Tradition before they eat. Kind of like Praying to God before eating, for any Americans who want to decipher this tradition and to know what it's like. Here you go.)

As they ate, Ino was observing Sasuke and Naruto, mostly Sasuke but at a 51 to 49 percent ratio. Zelda noticed this and decided to speak up.

"Anything wrong, Miss Yamanaka?" Asked Zelda.

"Tell me, what's it like to be on par with Sasuke and Naruto?" Asked Ino, slightly triggering Sakura.

Zelda signaled Sakura that she got it.

"Well, technically, you should be asking Sasuke that. I am a natural princess of an Ancient Kingdom, Link here is my hero from time to time again." Zelda spoke to Ino in response to her question.

"Link?" Asked Ino, looking for Link.

"You're looking at him." Sakura replied as Ino faced Naruto.

"He is WHO?! I have never heard of a Ninja named Link!" Ino was surprised.

"It even surprised Sakura and Sasuke." Zelda giggled sheepishly, making Ino and Sakura crack a small grin.

Naruto was nearly halfway done with his rice. He got mushrooms, however. It was helping him burn some of the fat. To his surprise, Mushrooms always had this nice appeal, however Zelda prepared it, it was amazing!

Sasuke had his with Pork AND Peppers. While not caring about the conversation, he was studying a map, behind Ino, who's sitting across from him and Naruto. (Zelda's to his left, next to Naruto, and Sakura was to his right. Sasuke and Naruto facing away from the window, if you want to paint this scene. Let me know.)

What does the map have?

It shows the road of the Fire Nation and what kinds of creatures to expect. And suddenly…

CRUNCH!!!

Sasuke snapped back to reality as he saw Naruto snacking on crunchy air fried vegetables…

"Seriously…?" Asked Sasuke.

"How do you eat that?!" Asked Sakura in disgust.

"Well at least he's trying to lose weight before the Exams…" said Zelda.

"Naruto? Losing weight? That's progress…" Sakura sighed.

"Anything else you want to know about?" Asked Zelda. "Or is it Sasuke that you're both after?"

Ino blushed heavily.

"Yeah, are you after- WAIT WHAT?!" Sakura blushed heavily as well.

"Don't make Link pick up another rock…" Zelda replied as she shook her head.

"I wish Naruto would." Said Sasuke.

Naruto finished his plate during the whole conversation as Sasuke finished his plate directly after Zelda mentioned Naruto's pile of rocks, or in this case, his ammo.

Naruto looked at the blushing Sakura and Ino and roared them back to reality with a scream as the two did. Sakura and Ino looked at Naruto peeved as he pointed to their bowls, commanding them to keep eating.

"Good boy, Link!" Said Zelda with a smile, petting the happy Naruto.

"You know, for a Goddess, you sure got NARUTO on a Leash." Said Ino.

"Oh no, he's easy to tame, once you spend all your life being by his side." Zelda smiles as Naruto takes Sasuke's Bowl as well as his own for the sink.

"How? We barely know you for the past few weeks?" Asked Sakura.

"In case you haven't heard, I have spent all my life with Link. Especially when we've been fighting Ganon for a Thousand Years…" Zelda sighed.

Ino and Sakura choked on their food as Sasuke watched uncomfortably, getting out of his seat and heading right into the Weapons Closet. Sakura and Ino coughed up the clumps of rice from their throats and nearly lost their oxygen.

"You… You didn't tell me that Naruto has existed for a Thousand Years!' Sakura yelled at Zelda, as both Sakura and Ino Uncomfortably thinking about an Old Naruto.

"For the last time, HE'S LINK! Not this Naruto entity you guys badly mistreat but only keep him because he's basically your Nation's Last Resort to world domination!" Zelda barked back at Sakura and Ino, the three girls staring at one another with fire in their eyes.

"Water?" Asked Sasuke, handing a glass of water for his REAL ally.

"Oh, thank you, Sasuke." Zelda smiled, taking a glass of water and taking a sip.

Sakura and Ino grew furious at Sasuke helping another girl than themselves.

Naruto came back with a bottle of Apple Rum and Sasuke turned to Naruto.

"May I have a little cup?" Asked Sasuke, earning attention from the two Sasuke Fan Girls. Naruto nods as he pours Sasuke a shot of Rum.

(Ps. This is a Fake Apple Rum; It's non alcoholic, however, the pirates did make this in barrels with Real Sugar Cane, Tropical Berries and Fuji Apples. Perfect for Young Ninjas who want to be… Ehem!… Drunk without Alcohol.)

"Sasuke?" Ino and Sakura watched as Sasuke took one down the hatch.

"I'll see you tomorrow." Said Sasuke as he immediately went to Naruto's bed and patiently waited for the effects to happen. (He gets weird dreams about the future with this drink.)

Naruto takes a cup for himself as he finds the three girls staring at him.

"Link, what did I say about that drink?!" Zelda frowned at him.

"Mmm?" Naruto shrugged.

"You're not supposed to have it without me! You know how I like this drink!" Zelda poured herself a cup.

"Hey! Where's mine?!" Asked Ino.

"And mine?!" Sakura continued.

Zelda poured some for Ino and Sakura as all three took their drinks, and Naruto watched as he took the shot, soberly watching the girls get crazy, gossiping about other ninjas and their crushes. It all unfolded quickly, and Naruto thought he heard all three of them secretly hoping that Naruto and Sasuke would one day… You know the lore…

The girls partied for approximately 12 minutes before they crashed onto Naruto's bed, sleeping next to Sasuke.

Naruto had no say in this, but the reason why he bought this Rum was because Sasuke and himself practiced as friends, before one day drinking the real thing at a casino. He can't speak, but what he wanted to say was this. "BUT ZELDA! YOU CAN'T HANDLE THIS! THIS DRINK TAKES TIME TO MASTER!"

But it was too late…

Late...?

But Ichiraku's still open by this hour!

Naruto sneaks out and before he knows it, he's pigging out at Ichiraku Ramen.

Now I know this may be an inappropriate Filler for a Naruto WHAT-IF, or a Zelda story for that matter. AND THIS IS JUST ONE OF THE SLEEPOVERS THEY HAD!

I'll list a Summary…

Kiba and Akamaru: Naruto had to keep slinging rocks at him to make him stop trying to charm Zelda, which was annoying Zelda.

Shino: Had taught Naruto how to keep an Ant Farm, but somebody tossed a rock through the window and broke the tank, leading Naruto to march the ants back outside and chase the intruders, who were more Zelda fans.

Hinata and Neji: Naruto and Neji exchanged eye daggers. As Hinata could one day see Naruto in action, however, would foretell that Naruto and Neji would one day fight, but everyday when either one goes too far, it always seems a bit sooner than you think.

Choji: Naruto hangs out with Choji, but would be frowned upon by Zelda, giving Choji pity for Naruto. He also wonders if 'Link" was some sort of vigilante name.

Rock Lee: Naruto would exercise with Lee as Sasuke would watch the Jutsuless and the Swordsman use acrobatics to their training. Sasuke has no other words, except he would one day recommend that Rock Lee should stop looking for Sakura in the room.

Shikamaru: Would just chill with Naruto, Sasuke, Zelda and even Sakura as Zelda would just hum tunes looking at the ceiling. Shikamaru's Favorite Tune that Zelda hummed: New Wave Bossa Nova.

Tenten: Despite Sasuke's harsh remarks whenever Tenten touches their collected weapons, Tenten likes to observe what the Monsters that can only be fought by Zelda, Naruto and Sasuke; which consists of Sharp objects, heavy weapons and possibly some magical things that would probably be rare to find a Smithy of that skill.

Now keep in mind, there are at least 24 more people (About 18 more Ninjas) who sleepover at Naruto's that could either peeve Sasuke and Zelda, not to mention Sakura, could either try to beef with Naruto, would try to get permission to train outside the Konoha Gates, and then possibly more that would stress their days. Only a few have managed to make them happy or made them relax. At many times, Parents would send their children to Naruto, which oftenly ends up as the responsibility of Zelda and Sakura, as Sasuke would clean the weapons right in front of them (It's not to dodge watching the kids. Nobody should touch Ganonling Monster Blood without a hope of light ever with them.)

But at the end of the day, it's just another adventure for Zelda and Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura and every other Ninja and Citizen who would poke their head into Naruto's doors and windows, hopefully not to be attacked by a flying rock that Naruto would throw to protect Sasuke and Zelda…

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(Closing off this Filler Season)

What do you think? Naruto spent more time with his friends and family, if you can call Sasuke, Sakura and Zelda that.

Would you like more fillers like this?

Now keep in mind, I'm still doing more What-Ifs like this, I just fell off the Naruto Hype Train, now I'm back on it to the best of my ability, which is funny because I get more inspiration by Nighttime.

However, keep the fact that I'm also employed so I don't have as much free time to myself.

But if you want more What-If Naruto was Link?... Leave a review to let me know what you think of having Naruto as Link would be like in terms of power, skill, and friendship. And even talk-no-jutsu, even though he can't speak.

If there's more Zelda Characters you want me to introduce, leave a review of who.

Another reason to leave a review and check out my other What-If, called What-If Naruto was Spider-Man?Would you like Enorano, Wakatase and Sukiri back? And possibly more ninjas of that level to Join Team 7, an ever expanding team?

Well, I'll wait to see what you guys think.

This is Johnny, and I'll see you when I see you…. Next Time.