(Luigi and Blooey were on the kart, riding the whale again. They eventually made to Plumpbelly Village)
LUIGI:
Thanks, Tuna!
WHALE:
I'm not a tuna! I'm a whale!
BLOOEY:
He does have a point, Luigi.
LUIGI:
Whatevs! We're finally at the Plumpbelly Village!
BLOOEY:
Wait! Something's not quite right.
LUIGI:
What do you mean, White Torpedo?
BLOOEY:
Shouldn't this be a peaceful village?
LUIGI:
Hmm… it does-a look-a nasty!
BLOOEY:
Why don't we go find some mayor or something like that!
MAYOR:
Someone call for a mayor?
LUIGI:
Uh… yeah!
MAYOR:
I was actually looking for someone named Mario, but I guess I could use you instead, Luigi.
LUIGI:
Alright, how can we help you?
MAYOR:
Well, this town was ruled by an evil snake named Hizza! He kidnapped my daughter so she can be sacrificed! Please, Luigi! You're my last hope!
LUIGI:
Sure, we'll help you save your daughter!
MAYOR:
Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
LUIGI:
You can count on us to get the job done!
(Luigi and Blooey were walking)
BLOOEY:
Hey Luigi, where can we find a snake's lair?
? ? ?:
Perhaps I can help with that!
LUIGI:
Who the mama-mia just said that?
? ? ?:
That would be me!
(A cherry Bob-Omb showed up in front of Luigi and Blooey)
JERRY:
The name's Jerry! I'm a cherry! Nice to meet you, two!
BLOOEY:
It's nice meeting you, as well!
LUIGI:
Hey Jerry, can you help us get to this Hizza's lair if you know about that.
JERRY:
Sure thing, I know this place by heart, so I'll help you! Follow me!
(Luigi and Blooey followed Jerry until they reached a castle)
JERRY:
Here we are, at Hizza's lair!
LUIGI:
I've got this question that's bugging me right now!
JERRY:
Yes?
LUIGI:
How did Hizza build a castle close to the village, but everyone didn't notice it one bit! And also, why didn't you tell everyone about it?
JERRY:
I also didn't find out about it until Hizza terrorized the town.
LUIGI:
Alright, let's go find her daughter before she gets killed!
(Luigi, Blooey, and Jerry went inside the castle and encountered the big bad snake: Hizza. Also, whenever Hizza makes the "S" sound during sentences, they're extended, 'cause snakes constantly makes an "S" sound)
HIZZA:
Who dares to trespass my kingdom!
LUIGI:
Alright, Hizza! Give me the girl that you're gonna sacrifice, or you'll pay!
HIZZA:
As if I would? Heh heh, I'm gonna sacrifice both of you, starting with the mustache man himself!
(Turns out, Hizza has a second head on his tail)
HIZZA'S TAIL:
Yeah, let's do it!
(Hizza's tail grabbed Luigi and Hizza ordered two Koopatrols to "sacrifice" Luigi)
LUIGI:
Wait, w-what's going on?
HIZZA:
Hey, Koopatrols! Give Luigi the sacrifice!
KOOPATROLS:
On it!
(Hizza dropped Luigi but he was caught by the Koopatrols and they dragged him to the dressing room)
BLOOEY:
Luigi!
(Luigi came out in a bride's dress)
BLOOEY:
Luigi…?
JERRY:
Oops! What kind of sacrifice was that?
LUIGI:
Why am I dressed as a bride?
MAYOR'S DAUGHTER:
Luigi! Help me!
LUIGI:
I'm-a coming, uh… what was your name?
MAYOR'S DAUGHTER:
I'm Mia!
LUIGI:
I'm-a coming, Mia!
HIZZA:
Not so fast, you little bride man!
LUIGI:
Who you calling "Bride Man"!?
HIZZA:
You, Bride Man!
HIZZA'S TAIL:
Ho ho ho, we're cornered!
(Both of Hizza's heads charged at Luigi, but he dodged and they ended up biting themselves. They disappear out of existence)
JERRY:
Wow, that's it?
LUIGI:
Another compass piece!
(Luigi grabbed the compass piece. Blooey grabbed the key and went up the cage to unlock it. Later on, they were back in the village)
MAYOR:
Thanks Luigi, you were a big help in saving my beloved daughter, Mia!
LUIGI:
No problem, sir! I couldn't have done this without the help of Blooey and Jerry!
MAYOR:
Say, I actually want you to marry Mia!
LUIGI & MIA:
What?!?
MIA:
No Dad, I don't wanna marry him!
LUIGI:
Yeah, are you insane!? I'm-a too old for her!
JERRY:
Let's get out of here while we can, Luigi!
To Be Continued