I honestly thought I could dodge, or at the very least delay… Conquering the Heroines by collecting the coins and unlocking the normal option.

If we follow logic, the fact that it has a cost attached to it should mean that it is good right? Just like those dating sims I pla – I meant casually glanced at back then on vita-chan, all of those paid options were good…

Wait, all of those options were to get the Heroine.

I blame it on the system for making me forget.

"Brat are you listening?"

Oh right. I forgot the situation that I am in because I foolishly chose the seemingly normal option.

I, Hachiman Hikigaya, is facing the full combined force glare of both Sensei and Yukino-san while I am standing with sweat dripping from my face.

…I should avoid option A. You hear that future Hachiman?!

"Hikigaya-kun, to say that your time is better spent elsewhere, like joining your family of fishes in the sea, is something I agree with but to insult the club because of your own prejudice is a line that I won't tolerate."

…Ouch.

Yukino-san's words are harsh but I can understand. I insulted, though I consider it small, the club and by extension, her.

I would very much like to explain why I said that, because of a system forcing me into playing a dating sim where I need to… Conquer you 2 and 5 others. That my life isn't my own now.

Or has it ever been mine to begin with?

But I can't. For a plethora of reasons that I can spout out but all of it can boil down to one sentence.

They wouldn't believe me.

Maybe in the future I can get something that would become the evidence to convince them but right now, I have none.

…Wait, can't I just lock myself in the room and become a neet until I die or live my life without meeting people?

After that line of thought appears, a blue box appears.

"Consequences will come if User shows no sign of progress with the Heroines, be it positive or negative, as an act of persuading User to make progress. (All living beings that have a relationship with the User will be affected) (1 month remaining)"

…My thoughts are being monitored… Huh…

Haha… This just drives it home that my life is now a plaything for some kind of omnipotent shitbag huh?

It knows that I don't care about myself but by threatening the safety of Komachi, it can make me do anything.

Since I would rather kill myself than let anything harm Komachi.

If I kill myself, I will be betraying Komachi but saving her. If I don't conquer the Heroines, I will be putting Komachi in harm's way but I won't betray her.

"U-um, Hikigaya, are you alright?"

"Hikigaya-kun, do you need to go to a mental hospital?"

I blink as I hear the voices of 2 of the Heroines and I come to realize that I was laughing.

It wasn't a full-blown laugh but something else.

I close my mouth but I can feel it slowly forming into a smile but judging from the Heroines looks and one of them holding a phone near her ear, it must be creepy as hell. Or depressing. I feel like it's both.

Fine. If this shitty system wants me to conquer the Heroines because it wants to spread that loathsome feeling of love, then fine. I'll play this game.

But… If anything happens to Komachi… Then I will hunt you down. The multiverse is already proven true so…

I can come to you.

*XYZXYZXYZ*

"S-so, I will leave you two alone now. And remember about the competition!"

Heroine 1 walks out of the door and slams it shut, leaving me and Heroine 2 here.

After the whole fiasco just now with both of them deciding to not say anything else, I was to join the club as repentance because of my essay that I wrote and that there will be a competition between us.

What competition I have no idea but this just works into my favor since I can work on full focusing my efforts on Heroine 2.

"So, what is this club about?" I grab a nearby stool and put it down near the middle of the room to sit, then voice out my question since both of them never told me anything about the club.

"Why not guess, Hikigaya-kun? Or is your brain as rotten as your eyes?"

Hmm… Guess… Well, I don't see any games so any clubs related to games are out, no cooking equipment, no decorations… She is holding a book so this might be the literature club? But… How can a literature club only hold 1 member? Or are there more but they didn't come here? Oh wait, I don't see any books lying around so not a high of chances.

I give up.

I shrug my shoulders at her, to which she responds by smirking and getting up from her seat, "Ah, your brain is just rotten as your eyes then. But to answer your question, this is the Service Club."

…Service Club? What, is this like those sexual clubs I seen before?

"This is the place where students, and maybe teachers, come here to request help from us. But we will not do the task for them but provide the tools to help."

"…So like the fishermen quote."

She nods, "Indeed. We do not provide the man the fish but teach and provide the tool to him to catch it by himself." For some odd reason, angel wings and a halo appear on her while strange light beams down on her.

Well… Can't say that I am not a little disappointed.

I shake my head to drive away those thoughts then open my mouth to ask her a few more questions but the sound of the door opening interrupts me.

"Yahallo! Is this the Service Club that Hiratsuka-sensei said that can he – eeek! Hikki!"

I turn around to take a look at the newcomer but she flinch when she sees me.

I know that my eyes are like dead fish eyes but can you not so obviously flinch, Yui Yuigahama? Shouldn't you have built up resistance to my eyes since we are classmates? Although I don't blame you since even adults flinch when they look at my eyes.

…Ah. She is another Heroine.

"A – No, you got the wrong club…Bitch."

"B – Why yes, this is the Service Club, a place where we will solve your problems away!"

"C – Holy mother of all milk your boobs are huge!"

…Fuck you system.

*XYZXYZXYZ*

A/N

Slightly pyschopathic 8man emerged! It is up to you on how to interpret until the future reveals the truth! Anyway on to the comments!

Deathenglegamers1144 - almost, just almost

CrazyxEnigma - lmao, nice dragon ball reference. And there is a high chance of that happening and you will get your answers one day since all 7 are filled

dannycamachoelmacho - yep, it's you again

striker sigma - *pleased xenomorph face*

Thedarktheme - I will toot my horn a bit but most of my ideas are more interesting than the average ff writer (well unless you hate harem then goodbye)

Wicked.A - no control now lol