Is it just me or did the system drop all pretense and go all out?

What I thought to be the normal option has turned into the extremely rude option. Not to mention that I need to pay to use it and suffer the consequences.

Cringe option is… Like the before options so no change there.

…I don't think I need to say anything about the pervert option. Maybe other than the pervertness went up.

So, let me think what would happen if I were to pick A, even though I don't have any coins left. After saying that, I am highly certain that I would be forced to give her the middle finger after cursing her out or do something else.

It would either end in me getting slapped to the death or Heroine 3 running out of the door crying.

…Wait, option A is something I would have said if I didn't have this system.

Option A is what I would be like.

…I am being fucking punished for behaving like myself?!

The words are something I would say but the action is something I wouldn't unless the situation called for it! What the fuck! And I need to fucking pay for it?!

SHIT!

"Ow, ow, ow, ow."

I caress my right hand after punching the wall due to the knowledge that the system deemed my personality to be the worst. Maybe it isn't like that and that there would be a situation where the option would be the most useful in the future.

Key word future.

…Damn… I… Don't think I can survive this.

7 Heroines, all of which I need to conquer while being somebody that I am not… Or else Komachi will be dragged into this… It just really hits home that this is too much shit to place on a bastard like me.

Or maybe that was why I got picked?

I am so sorry that you have such a useless older brother, Komachi… I promised that…

…Yeah. After our parents divorced to be always there for you.

I shake my head to clear my head from those thoughts, though some still linger so I focus on imagining Komachi being happy. Yeah her being happy is all that matters.

I just need to clear this bullshit game then nothing else can hurt Komachi.

Even if I have to act as a normie. Even if I have to use the Heroines or other people.

As long as I get one step closer to clearing this game.

I close my eyes, as if I was saying goodbye to who I don't know, then tap on option B.

I slowly open my eyes to see time resuming and my mouth opening by itself, "Why yes, this is the Service Club, a place where we will solve your problems away!"

Then my lips set into a smile.

"Eeeekk!"

"…Hikigaya-kun, please don't smile or I will really call the ambulance."

…Oi, my smile can't be that bad, right? Komachi even complimented on it! Reluctantly along with the usual comment on the eyes but it was still a compliment!

"…Also, did you forget that we will provide the tools and knowledge to the client, instead of solving the problem? I know that your brain is rotten, just as your lecherous eyes, but apparently it is even more rotten."

"…Shut up, Heroine two."

"What did you say?"

"I meant Yukinoshita-san."

…When did I think of Yukinoshita as Heroine 2…?

Before I could try to figure out, Hero – Yuigahama starts to say while fidgeting, "Um, like anyway, I am here because I met Hiratsuka-sensei, though she was like looking uneasy? But can you two help me bake cookies?"

"…Bake cookies?" Yukinoshita bewilderedly says then blinks, "…A simple request." She nods then slowly gets up.

She walks to the door then pauses, "Yuigahama-san, I would prefer if you were to follow me to get permission on using the cooking classroom but you may stay with the fish."

"Um…" She looks at me then to Yukinoshita with a conflicted look, "I-I think like I'll stay here, kinda tired walking?"

Yukinoshita slowly nods, "Very well. Hikigaya-kun, behave yourself." Then leaves the room, basically leaving me and Yuigahama here.

…Well, this is… Awkward. I did say that I would act like a normie but I have no idea what they do… Maybe getting a chair for her?

I slowly walk over to the pile of chairs at the end of the classroom then grab 2.

"Oi, here." I give her one of the chairs then walk a bit away from her to put my own down and sit on it.

"Ah uh? Oh I mean like thank you, Hikki." She looks at me then back at her chair, as if she couldn't believe I did that. I mean I wouldn't have done it but I am trying to raise the bar with you. She sits down and not even a second later, she fidgets around like a hyperactive kid.

"So, um, like Hikki –"

"What's up with the nickname, Yuigahama-san?"

"O-oh… I, like, thought it was cute to say that since, um, like, your name is…"

"…Alright, do whatever you want." I honestly want to tell her that the nickname brought up… Memories but if it makes her happy then I'll just keep quiet.

"Anyway, what were you about to say?"

"Oh! So, I was like wondering why are you here?"

"…I am a member of this club."

"A-ah right… You like wouldn't be here if you weren't a member…"

"…I mean you're right but what does that mean?"

"Erm… Hikki has like this… Aura? Or attitude that repels people and like you are a loner."

…Why are you looking at me with pity and caution? I ain't somebody that has powers or anything like that and I made the decision to be a loner.

Ah right, let me check on her conquest bar.

"10/100 – slight liking."

…Seriously? I actually got a Heroine in the slight liking range as the base?

"Um… Hikki, why do you like have your mouth open?"

"U-huh?" I quickly close my mouth while I feel my cheeks slightly become warmer. Fuck me I really need to control my facial expression.

Before I could explain myself, the door opens and reveals Yukinoshita holding a key in her hand, "I have the key. Come. Oh and Hikigaya-kun, you will be the taster since I am sure that you don't know how to bake."

Oi! I know how to bake alright! Komachi would always ask me to make sweets for her so I had to learn! But since I don't feel like baking, you 2 can handle it.

Free food is always the best you know? Especially when you don't need to do anything!

*XYZXYZXYZ*

A/N

In case you didn't know, I dislike 8man's parents, to be it lightly. So, in this one, I made them divorced. I'll explain it later and all but for now, this is all you got. Anyway on to the comments!

Deathenglegamer1144 - yep, this aint a dating sim if there is no pervert option lmao

CrazyxEnigma - here is another does of psychotic break and *REDACTED*. I got my plans for Komachi

Saif Omar - true and lol

Wicked.A - lol yep and it might happen sooner than you think (or later)

Dimiel - yeah, just think of canon as a guideline and... Erm, this does have serious stuff that I will address