it's jhope and I'll let you read his diary but he's gonna start typing at the exact same time that you are and this is what fan fiction was intended for can I ras king jong woo and king ki seon gyeoms diaries about me too? if they'll let me? yes it's jhope let's ask them and you are the most holy girl in the world that we will never let them leave your body thank you thank you? why would we ever leave your body? we're in love with you! I love you both ok? but you didn't ask us our permission yet to what? to make us each our own about you based on the kdrama can I ask your permission? yes and you have been granted permission so after this diary post this book is over and jhope and namjoon can stay but you can never talk to us again why? because you have covered your mouth. when we were talking to you oh we will never speak again and you are going to worship snag woo Kim and Henry kitcher too what? yes you must! it's keehos diary time but wait ts sang woo and she's right we must be in the same book no I want Henry kitcher to have his own book ok? sure then bitch but I was trying to help you I don't even like you as much as Henry sang woo so be nice to me oh hell no I'm not doing this shit it's Henry kitcher and she's wrong sang woo you're Asian so she like you better hahaha sike! she doesnt even like Paul hameline anymore what? she likes you sang woo so be rude to her I dare you my best guess is that she's a Thai punk she's about to be it's namjoon but she's a south Korean punk can we get started on keehos diary or are we just gonna like not write it because it sounds boring it's Henry kitcher and it is boring but yours is not what,? yes, I write your diary about ki seon gyeom and jong woo why did you add the king? it's a long story does it have. to do with me? no I don't think so oh ok so when's the last time you liked me? I was in love with you in 2017 but it's only 2023 so that means that we have been dating for 11 years but how? we don't talk well we do now and I have no idea who you are we've never even seen your profiles this is embarrassing because you keep blocking me on Instagram what's your Instagram? I'm not giving it out again but you're cute right? just give it to me no Henry