Seven days could never be enough,
To meet my best friend
Scaley, brash, fun, foe-pummeling, and tough.
But before we face the end
Susie, there is one misunderstanding I must amend.
Because with you every day is a blast!
Jumping between worlds, adventures, and bosses
I never knew time could fly so fast.
I cherish all the time we eat mosses
And when we're not together, those are my losses.
(Arg! I hate rhyming, Kris!)
I've fallen completely in love with you,
Susie, I must tell you the truth.
Another SOUL has controlled me and literally made me blue!
Even when we kissed in the carnival booth,
That SOUL keeps interfering with our youth.
I want this adventure to never end.
But we're about fight Angel's Heaven
And there's no one I want by my side more than my best friend.
These past wonderful days seven
Have been my own underserved heaven.
(Ha! I did better that time! Also, what is this about another SOUL!? Dammit it, Kris! What other secrets have you been keeping from me?)
Should we survive this catastrophe
Susie, I want you to know
I want to spend my who future with only thee!
I have been struck by Cupid's bow
And with you, this other SOUL will never again sink me so low.
I will never let you go,
Kris, let us beat this Angel and SOUL together!
After that, we'll get some hot chocolate, soooo
Let's cut it out with this stupid rhyme tether,
And seriously cut it out!
At the end of it all, you are my best friend, my greatest adventure, my one true love.
(Alright Kris, you get one kiss and then you're telling me everything about why the hell you are possessed! Ah crap, was all of this that damn SOUL's doing? What? You mean I can help you rip it out? Don't mind if I do!)
YYYYYYAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGG!