The Celestial Loud Lord 6
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The battle for Royal Woods High was definitely one filled with high octane blood as the school was destroyed in the process between Leni's maidens and the maidens of Percy.
"Just cause you were able to prevent me from using my ultimate ability for the time being, doesn't mean I won't have access to it in just a bit" said Hecate as she lunged her sword into Spider Web, who merely side stepped and slid her leg behind Hecate's where she locked her in place as she delivered 3 straight punches, before an uppercut to the gut.
"True, but that doesn't mean I won't beat you long before that opportunity arrives again" said Spider Web with a cheeky smile before both maidens head butted each other, resulting in both of them tumbling back.
Meanwhile Aries was climbing her way up towards Titan, who was struggling to apprehend her, especially since she was ticklish.
"Aries…stop…" laughed Titan as Aries crawled under her arm and slid down her shoulder before the sheep girl was finally resting next to the giant face to face.
"I'm sorry Titan, but we both got our orders, but I'll tell you what, I won't lay my hands on you, but in return I need you to stand still for me" said Aries, "I don't think I could possibly do that Aries".
"Well sorry I wasn't really asking you, Temptation!" shouted Aries as her skill was finally activated, leaving the enemy maidens immobile for the next 2 minutes.
"Alright guys, it's all up to you to kick their asses!" shouted Aries, "Thank you Aries, this shall make dealing with this one much more easy" said Hiraga as she was honestly on the run from Last Army when they started their duel.
"High Voltage Device!" shouted Hiraga as she took her futuristic vape pen as a single stream beam of electricity shot at Last Army, severely damaging and lowering her health before Hiraga opted to attempt finishing her off with her fist lined with electric knuckle dusters.
While this went on, Percy began to sneer, before he went and picked up a baseball bat and made his way towards Hiraga where he knocked her upside the head, ceasing her attacks.
"Hey, what gives" yelled Aries from the top of Titan's shoulder, before Percy pulled out a baseball and with minimal ease had tossed it in the air high enough for him to bat it towards Aries as she was knocked off of Titan's shoulder and plummeted her way back into the ground.
"Hey, what's the big idea you jerk" yelled Leni as Percy ignored her as he continued to beat into Hiraga till last Army could move.
"Stop it, you're hurting her" said Leni as she ran up to stop Percy, but the teen merely pushed her back, which did not go unnoticed by Spider Web.
"You son of a bitch, that's my woman" said Spider Web as she finally finished off Hecate with swift neck snap before the maiden fade into the shadows.
Charging towards the Master of the enemy maidens, Spider Web was in a world of hurt, when Percy ceased his beating on Hiraga to shove the handle of his bat in Spider Web's stomach, before using the momentum to bat her in the chin, knocking her on the ground.
Finally the 2 minutes were up, and while the damage that Percy inflicted was minimal at best, it mattered not as Last Army and Titan can move and finished the job.
Slamming her foot on the out for the count Hiraga, Last Army wasted no time in riddling her with bullets before she had gone and kicked her towards Leni's side.
"Master, you got to run, run far from here so you can make a proper tactical retreat so we can all fight another day" said Hiraga as she groaned in pain.
"The time to run away is too late, for either way our master won't let one of you leave here alive" said Last Army as she began to glow in a bright luminous light surrounding her body.
"Searing Salvo!" shouted Last Army as she had a very strong and deadly aura surrounding her, making her way towards Hiraga, the electrician magician got back on her feet in a vein attempt to take her out along with her in one suicidal double blow.
Unfortunately it was an easy kill for Last Army at this point as she lifted her minigun mounted wrist, and riddled Hiraga with enough bullets till she fade into light and disappeared from the battle.
Seeing how his maidens were back in control, Percy stepped away from beating on Spider Web as he knew Last Army could easily finish her off as he looked up at Titan.
"Master could you please refrain from looking up at me, I can't help but feel like you're looking up my skirt" said Titan as she squirmed a little while keeping her skirt tight.
Ignoring her pleas, Percy instead looked at Titan where he took out his thumb and slit it across his neck before making a thumbs down, as the gentle maiden understood what she had to do as she lifted her hammer up and went to town Aries until she burst into flames.
All that remained was Spider Web as she had long since gotten up and stood in front of Leni as she still had hit points to her name, however a single hit from Last Army would finish her and permanently ban Leni from ever becoming a Celestial Lord like her siblings.
"Master, I'm sorry that I'm not as strong as any of the other maidens, and that my ability is only good at the start of any match" said Spider Web apologetically.
"It's like totes not your fault, and in spite of us about to lose, we can always see each other again once I see my brother back home" said Leni as Spider Web smiled at her.
"Master, since this is the last time I'll be serving you directly, might I make a selfish request" said Spider Web as Leni knew it was definitely going to make her feel uncomfortable but couldn't deny a dying persons wish.
"sure what is it" asked Leni as Spider Web turned around to kiss her on the lips, rather passionately for like a solid minute as everyone stood there and watch Spider Web giving Leni a Japanese kiss.
And to those don't know what a Japanese kiss is, it's essentially a French kiss, however when the couple does pull apart, there's got to be a long string of saliva no longer then an inch connecting to each other's tongues.
"Oh my" said Titan with a blush as she covered her eyes as Last Army looked at the couple with envy as Percy turned his head away as he felt awkward standing there and witnessing such an intense and passionate moment.
"Ah, ok darling I'm ready to die for you" said Spider Web with a satisfying smirk as Leni was dumbfounded with rosy red cheeks.
"If you say so" said Last Army as she lifted her wrist mounted minigun arm at Spider Web, ready to end this, but stopped when the skies began to rain blood.
"What in the world" said Titan as she and everyone was confused of this biblical phenomenon.
Meanwhile, Spider Web felt the damaged she had received began to heal away as she knew that this meant the cavalry was finally here.
"Royal Genetics" yelled Griffin as she wasted no time in attacking both Titan and Last Army, with Griffin nearly wiping out Last Army and did some major damage towards Titan at long last.
Seeing what Griffin did had infuriated Percy as his menacing appearance frighten the young maiden stiff as she stood there with tears welling in her eyes, worrying what Percy might do to her with his bat.
Before Percy could do anything to Griffin Assassin had appeared and stab the teen above the knee, causing him to scream in pain, before she made her way around him, and slammed the base of her pronged dagger to the back of his head, knocking him out for good.
"Truly it disgusts me seeing a master acting like a bully when he fights" said Assassin as she turned to lead Griffin back to Lucy and Lincoln who had their respective maidens out.
"Lincoln, Lucy, what are you 2 doing here" asked Leni, "To help you beat this guy and his maidens, Hestia, why not take out that school girl with all those guns once and for all" said Lincoln.
"Starmine!" shouted Hestia as she summoned a giant firework of the dragon once more as it went and finished off Last Army at long last when she faded into the lights of the fireworks.
"And then there was one" said Spider Web as she and all the maidens banded together to take on Titan as she erupted into snow flakes that rained on the Loud siblings.
"Thanks guys, you like saved not only me, but everyone at school" said Leni, "We tried, now come one, let's go home and try to forget this incident happened" said Lincoln as the trio made their way towards the front of the schools main entrance only to be greeted by the Royal Woods Police with their weapons drawn and pointed at them.
"Freeze, you are all under arrest" said a cop as the siblings put their hands up over their head out of instinct, "Damn it" they all said in unison.
Weeks Later
While it was clear and made evident that what the Loud siblings did was indeed heroic in their act of saving their school and fellow classmates, they still caused a substantial amount of damage.
And after much debate, it was decided that the best punishment was expulsion for the trio from within the county as they could possibly stir more problems by maintaining a public image and presence at school.
A week has past since their official expulsion, and currently until the battle for the title of Celestial Lord is put to an end, the lives of Lincoln, Lucy, and Leni were officially put on hold.
Sure homeschooling was an option, but honestly it meant little to nothing to them as they could all easily brush it off and get failing grades without dealing with further consequences cause you know, where else are they to go to school.
Nope these days, it has been spent mainly the trio just hanging at home trying to get themselves stronger, when they're not socializing with their current roster of maidens.
"Master is something wrong" asked Griffin as Lincoln laid next to her in the middle of the living room floor.
"It's… complicated Griffin" said Lincoln with a sigh, "Is there anything I can do" asked Griffin as she turned to stare at Lincoln with sad eyes, causing him to wrap his arms around her.
"Yeah, promise me that no matter what, you will always, always stay by my side" said Lincoln as he rested his head on Griffins, "I promise master" said Griffin as she finally got Lincoln to smile.
"Sigh" said Lucy as she, Vampire, Assassin, and Poison were watching Vampires of Melancholia, rather absent minded.
"You know this is BS the treatment you 3 are receiving after saving the day and what not" said Poison, "There's no point in arguing about, what's done is done" said Assassin.
"If that's the case, why don't we all just pack our shit and go forth and challenge every Celestial Lord either by guild or by themselves into dropping out and getting closer to achieving our goal" said Poison.
"If we do that, we look no better than those 3 bullies who got sent to life in Juvie and in actual jail" said Lincoln, "Not unless we challenge them all officially and proper like" said Poison as everyone thought about what she said for a moment.
"She's got a point, I mean unlike those bullies if we could challenge Celestial Lords into a proper battle and do so in a place that won't put people in danger, I don't see that as a problem" said Vampire.
"Hold on, even if what you are all saying is true, I mean, there's a whole lot of things to reconsider you know" said Lincoln.
"Like what, I mean what would the police say if they caught us, what would our parents say if we did something like this without consulting with them" said Lincoln.
"With all due respect master, this has nothing to do with them and hardly anyone else for that matter" said Assassin, "Look we're not just gonna go and challenge people left and right for the title of Celestial Lords, at least not without thinking about this more thoroughly, Lucy please back me up on this" said Lincoln.
"Actually I think they all make a good point" said Lucy, "What!?" exclaimed Lincoln.
"Lincoln, I don't see why we shouldn't be going out there to challenge people to achieve our goals as Celestial Lords, I mean that's the whole point of these maidens existing here in our world now" said Lucy.
"You can't be serious Lucy" said Lincoln in disbelief, "Maybe I am, besides as much as it is nice to spend my days reading books that I like, watching my shoes and getting to eat leftovers in peace, I'll admit this life of ours is boring and could use some excitement" said Lucy.
Just before Lincoln was about to retort, Leni finally came back home from the mall with Angel, Snow Mage, and Spider Web behind her.
"Leni, good you're here, can you please explain to Lucy and everyone here we can't go around picking fights with Celestial Lords, just cause we're board at home" said Lincoln.
"Well no we shouldn't, but I do know these girls came here for the sole purpose of wanting to make us win, so if we could find a way to properly challenge other Celestial Lords without people getting hurt or at least those who do want to fight us, than I don't see why not" said Leni as she was thinking level headed as Lincoln right now.
"Oh by the way, just got my last paycheck and I got us some microtransaction cards to spend for ourselves" said Leni, "Wait last paycheck, what happened" asked Lincoln.
"Oh, I got fired at work, because my boss and everyone at the mall worry that I might provoke a fight, which is totes not true, so they gave me my last check and said goodbye" said Leni dejectedly.
Seeing as their lives were literally being taken away slowly, all because they chose to be heroes and do the right thing, Lincoln knew it'll be time before Leni, and he himself will feel bored and need a sense of purpose to their lives once again as he rested his face in his hands.
"Master are you alright" asked Griffin, "I'm fine, just give me some time to think, and so we can figure out how we're gonna do this and compete in this world wide tournament without getting in trouble" said Lincoln.
"We believe in you master Lincoln, if anyone can figure out how to get this tournament going, it'll be you" said Assassin as everyone gave Lincoln words of encouragement to think about this positively with a good attitude, since he knew what happened at school was not gonna be the last, but if he could find a way to prevent that and get their lives going, he'll call it a win.
Elsewhere
Having long since figured out an alternative means to be a Celestial Lord once again, Chandler now had 10 Ultra Rare Maidens surrounding him as he now made himself a new private base here in the schools old news team room.
"I've gathered you 3 here today, because I heard you 3 are currently the best within the underground tournament community" said Chandler.
"You flatter us so" said a tween girl around Chandler's age as she and her 3 BFF's wore essentially wearing matching pink preppy clothes as they drank their Moon Bucks Frappuccino.
"I do have a way with the ladies, speaking of ladies, I hope to get you all to agree in doing this short little job for me, since the last 3 idiots I had goaded into taking out this scrub were below the challenge" said Chandler.
"Well duh, you hired a couple of teenaged meat heads who were all balls and no brains, unlike us, who are the picture definition of being both beautiful babes, and savage beasts to any loser who crosses our way" said the same tween girl.
"That's what I'm looking for, so the question remains, what will it take for me to get you 3 to go and beat the crap out of this scrub and his 2 sisters" asked Chandler, "Depends, on this loser you're like totally obsessed about" said the tween girl before being shown a picture of Lincoln.
"We'll do it, but we're not cheap" said the tween girl, "No worries ladies, money is not an option along with whatever pretty little thing you all desire" said Chandler as he snapped his fingers for 2 of his maidens to bring forth and present 2 metal suitcases, one filled with bills, and the other jewelry he had pilfered from his father who still collects and keeps working at the sewage plant.
"Honey, we can beat these 3 and let you do whatever you want to us before and after the job is done" said the tween girl as Chandler now had a fiendish smile plastered on his face, knowing that soon he'll get his revenge on Lincoln.
Woohoo, another chapter done, a real one at that for you guys to enjoy after such a long time, also not gonna lie chose to update this in order to beat my writers block.
So yeah the plot thickens, as the journey laid ahead for Lincoln and his siblings and any ally that crosses his way is far from over.
Until next time, be safe, be good people, and please support your local fandom communities.
This has been your Humble Narrator and official author Tobi Yaza. =3