Lincoln continued to scream while grabbing his head
"what's happening?!?" Caleb asked
"I think Lincoln is regaining his memories! It's not exactly a pleasant process." Ingo said
(regaining his memories? That's why he didn't say anything to Lynn!) Lisa thought to herself
"zoroark do you think you can ease the pain?" Caleb asked
"I can try!" Caleb's zoroark said using his illusion voice
"I'll help too!" Malachite said also using her illusion voice
they tried to ease it but the only thing they did...
was project them for everyone to see
ingo looked at the memories in horror he saw Luan's pranks on April fools day, the sister fight protocol, and worse of all...
the bad luck incident
emmet was wondering how to legally kill someone
Albert turned to his daughter
"what is this Rita?!?? You locked Lincoln out of the house for bad luck?!??" Albert yelled
"well yes but-" Rita began
"there is no reasonable explanation for this!" Albert yelled
bobby looked mortified
Clyde wanted to vomit
Ronnie Anne wanted to kick Lynn's ass
Caleb wanted to use Lincoln's haxorus as a guillotine
Lincoln's pokemon felt pure rage
elesa wanted to strangle Rita
Iris wanted to send Lori to arecus
"(I'm going to gut them.)" lady sneasler said
dawn wanted to see if giratina would drag them to the distortion world
Irida felt disgusted for sharing space with them
adaman felt disgusted for spending Time with them
Volo wanted to rip open another rift just to kill them
the wardens wanted to have their nobles execute them
drayden wondered how this could even happen
lily wanted to comfort her big brother so she got out of Lori's arms
"no lily he's bad luck without the suit!" Lori said
"NO!" Lily yelled as she continued to walk towards the screaming Lincoln
she gave Lincoln a hug and said "don't cry linky."
Lincoln stopped screaming and slowly got up
"cover your ears." Lincoln said to lily almost growling it so she did cover her ears
Lincoln took a deep breath
"WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!??!!!?!?" Lincoln yelled with such volume it put Ingo's yells to shame and with so much venom you could kill eternatus with it
"well it's your fault you're bad luck!" Lynn jr said
"yes! Now put on the squirrel suit-" Lynn sr began before he was cut of but Lincoln
"Burn it." Lincoln said to malachite who grabbed it and turned it to ashes
"great! Now we have to find another good luck thing to put you in!" Lori said
"what makes you think I'm going with you?" Lincoln said
"well family doesn't leave family-" lynn sr began to say before he was cut off by Lincoln
"you casted me out all because of a lie I made to get some free time then you valued a freaking suit over your only son!" Lincoln said voice dripping with venom
"well-" Lynn sr tried to say something before Lincoln cut him off again
"oh what you gonna try to come up with some excuse?" Lincoln said "save it!"
"oh please stop being a baby." Lori said
"A BABY?!?" Lincoln yelled before laughing like a maniac "THATS FUCKING RICH!"
"hey watch your mouth-" Rita began to say but was cut off by Lincoln
"OH SO YOURE CHOOSING NOW TO BE A PARENT?!?" Lincoln yelled "WELL THEN WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS!?!?" Lincoln yelled lifting his shirt up showing his scars
Lisa, Leni, Lucy and Luna gasped
"I ALMOST DIED MULTIPLE TIMES IN HISUI!" Lincoln continued "THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO WERE THERE WERE THE PEOPLE WHO CARED ABOUT ME! THATS HOW SURVIVED!"
"we do care about you-" Luna tried to say but was cut off by Lincoln
"OH REALLY THEN WHY IS THE FIRST THING LYNN DOES WHEN SHE FIGURED I WAS ME IS TO NOT TO ASK ME IF I RECOGNIZED HER?!??!" Lincoln yelled "INSTEAD SHE DECIDES TO YELL AT ME!"
"AND WHILE WE'RE ON THE SUBJECT ALL OF YOU TREATED ME WITH NO RESPECT! LUAN IS A FUCKING PSYCHO ON APRIL FOOLS DAY, LUNA HAS SENT ME FLYING WITH HER SPEAKERS, LISA PROBABLY PUT A TRACKER IN ME, LOLA IS A BRAT THAT TREATS ME LIKE A SERVANT, LANA LITERALLY WOULD'VE LET ME DIE TO AN ALLIGATOR IF I WASN'T IN THE SQUIRREL SUIT, LORI AND LENI TOOK OVER THE ENTIRE HOUSE OVER A DRESS, I TOOK THE BLAME FOR LUCY FOR SOMETHING EMBARRASSING AND SHE LITERALLY DID NOTHING TO HELP ME DURING THR BAD LUCK INCIDENT, LYNN STARTED THIS WHOLE MESS BY THREATENING ME TO GO TO HER GAME WITH A BASEBALL BAT!" Lincoln yelled while the projected memories showed what he was saying with Luna, Leni, Lucy, Lisa and even Lana and Lola looked down in shame
"Lincoln calm down!" Clyde said worried for his best friend
"NO I WILL NOT BE CALM! I HAVE A RIGHT TO BE UPSET!" Lincoln yelled at Clyde "IN FACT YOU LITERALLY HAVE A CRUSH ON MY 18 YEAR OLD SISTER THATS NOT OK!"
Lincoln then turned to Ronnie Anne
"did you have a crush on me?" Lincoln asked calmly as he possibly could
"nope I just straight up didn't like you at all back then." Ronnie Anne said while shrugging
"Good one less person to yell at." Lincoln said before going back to yelling
"I HAVE SEEN AND FOUGHT ACTUAL GODS AND I'VE BEEN LESS STRESSED DEALING WITH THEM THEN I'VE BEEN DEALING WITH YOU GUYS!" Lincoln said to the louds
suddenly Lynn jr punched Lincoln across the face
"Shut up we're in this mess because of your bad luck!" Lynn yelled
however her punch did nothing as Lincoln stared into her soul with her fist on his cheek
then without warning Lincoln kicked Lynn in the stomach
"so you want to fight me with your bare hands?" Lincoln said voice dripping with venom "fine then hopefully you put up more of a fight then in our Pokémon battle. NOW ALL ABOARD!"
That set Lynn off
she tried to hit Lincoln over and over but Lincoln kept on dodging effortlessly
"IM LITERALLY THE BEST AT SPORTS SO STAND STILL AND TAKE YOUR LUMPS LIKE A MAN!" Lynn jr yelled
Lincoln said nothing as he kicked Lynn in the gut and sent her through a wall
Lori tried to attack Lincoln but was stopped by malachite
"you call yourself a sister?" Malachite said using her illusion voice "I call bullshit."
"shut up!" Lori yelled while trying to hit her
"seriously you don't care about him why do want to keep him around?" Malachite asked while blocking
"I need him to date Ronnie Anne to keep my relationship with bobby!" Lori yelled
"wow just when I thought you couldn't get more pathetic." Malachite said "Iris drop kick this bitch!"
Iris dropped kicked Lori in the stomach and said "well you won't have to worry about your boyfriend when this is over." Before sticking out her tongue
Lynn sr tried to intervene but Ingo and emmet put their hands on his shoulders
"I am emmet where would you like it?" Emmet asked while Ingo was silent
"where would I like what?" Lynn sr asked
"YOUR GRAVE." Ingo and emmet said at the same time before uppercutting him knocking him out
then Lynn jr got kicked again by Lincoln and was on the ground
"how quickly bravado goes out the window when you're flat on your ass." Lincoln said "that's kinda sad."
"SAD FOR YOU-" Lynn junior began to say before Lincoln kicked her in the arm causing it to break with a
CRACK
the arm dangled in a way that it wasn't supposed to
she let out a scream before Lincoln kicked her again knocking her down
"hey so who has two broken arms and is a total bitch?" Lincoln asked
"you idiot you only broke one of my-" Lynn jr began to say
CRACK
before Lincoln stomped on the other arm and broke it
"this bitch." Lincoln said with an expression on his face that was void of emotion
Lynn jr screamed in pain
then officer Jenny arrived
"Lynn loud sr, Rita loud I need you to come with me." Officer Jenny said
"why?" Rita asked
"you are under arrest for child neglect and abuse." officer Jenny said
"but they-" Lori began before she was cut off
"you guys attacked first so it was self defence." Officer Jenny said "though a little brutal."
soon all the louds (minus lily and Albert) were put in a police car with Lynn jr being in ambulance
"I can't believe Lori was this bad." Bobby said with Ronnie and patting him on the back trying to comfort him
once Lincoln calmed down he walked up to Clyde and said "sorry I snapped at you like that."
"no don't be I needed that." Clyde said "so now what?"
"I'm not to sure." Lincoln said "well I need to deal with the legal stuff."
"perhaps I can help with that." N said as he approached
"N? What are you doing here?" Lincoln asked
"I'm here to help." N said "After all I do possess the dragon of truth."
"oh yea." Lincoln said "forgot about that."
Lincoln then walked up to Albert who was holding lily who was still covering her ears "hey pop pop you doing alright?" He asked while gesturing to lily that she can uncover her ears
"I'm not too sure champ." Albert said "I mean if your folks go to prison I will have to take care of 9 kids if I don't include you or Lori."
"wait you're letting me stay?" Lincoln asked
"drayden explained to me how you met Ingo." Albert explained "so he might as well be your father."
that's when Lincoln got an idea "what if we ask the judge if dad can adopt lily?" He asked
"I'm not to sure." Pop pop said " I mean she's only 3."
"and I got my ass beat by a 4 year old last year when I went to school in paldea." Caleb said as he approached
"how?" Lincoln asked
"she had some of the toughest steel types." Caleb said "and she was an elite 4 member."
Albert pondered this for a moment "im gonna talk to Ingo about this ok?"
And with that he went talk to Ingo
"so how do you feel?" Caleb asked
"truthfully? 50/50 at the moment." Lincoln said "I mean I got a huge weight lifted I didn't even know was there but now I feel like two people in one body: the old me before the amnesia and the new me created after."
"well everything will be ok." Caleb said
hopefully he was right
damn...
lynn jr got her ass kicked hard
but hey that's the way the cookie crumbles
in most fics like this Lincoln at most would probably just snap at them maybe throw a few punches
but I bet most of y'all forgot that this Lincoln was trained by Zisu and he probably knows at least 3 different ways to kill a man
she's probably looking down from the afterlife with pride...
...and laughing her ass off at Lincoln breaking both of Lynn jr's arms
anyway either the next chapter or the one after will be the final chapter no more sequels
I'm not sure if I want to do a court chapter then epilogue chapter or put them in one chapter
anyway see you next time
