Chapter 2

Author Note: Hey everyone I'm back with another chapter for this story. I will be honest the amount of notice this story got especially during a time when the site was having MAJOR issues was insane.

I mean I was expecting 100 MAYBE 200 favorites or follows, not damn near 500 and almost 40 reviews. Thank you everyone for all the interest and positive feedback in the story.

One thing I noticed in the reviews that I would like to point out is that No Naruto doesn't have a 'Sage Mode' or a 'Dojutsu' in this. He does have SOMETHING given he is Half-Kitsune but I will not reveal what it is at this time.

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(Secret Tunnels of the Hotel)

The secret Half-Kitsune, Half-Human raised an eyebrow as he followed behind Dracula who with a lit torch in hand and scowl on his face walked through the secret tunnels of the hotel. After several minutes of walking in silence the blonde was growing a little annoyed. "So I have a question for you…is the rumor about Vampires and garlic true?" he asks in a combination of mischievousness and actually wanting to know.

Hearing the question Dracula rolled his eyes "Yes depending on the amount we ingest it will either give us very bad gas and diarrhea, or will cause our throats to swell shut" the vampire says as the duo come to a larger circular room section of the tunnel with a number of other tunnels branching off from it.

In response to the answer Naruto just raises an eyebrow "Hmm I guess European and Asian Vampires are different then" the blonde thinks to himself as back home vampires were able to eat garlic. "So what about a stake to the heart?" he asks, continuing to play along with his guise of being a human.

"Yeah well who wouldn't that kill?" was the vampire's response with a roll of his eyes as he proceeded down one of the tunnels with Naruto following behind him. However after a couple of minutes of walking the vampire slammed face first into a deadend causing him to growl lowly before turning around, brushing past Naruto and heading back the way they came. Turning down another tunnel and walking for a bit the count's eyes widened and he grinned a bit "Ah here we go" the vampire says pulling a sconce on the tunnel wall causing another secret package to open up…into a lavish bedroom. Dracula and Naruto's attention were drawn to the bed of the room in which two tiny black specks were bouncing up and down "Ah I'm so sorry, I'm a little lost…Yes yes I know it's your honeymoon, I apologize. Go back to doing what you were doing" the vampire says with a panicked look on his face to the two specks indicating they were tiny monsters. As the blonde and vampire backed away from the bed the wall sealed itself shut again.

Once more in the tunnel Naruto couldn't help but grin "So these tunnels…they wouldn't happen to exist so that you can feed some hidden voyeur kink of yours would they?" the blonde asks, suppressing his laughter.

"I have no idea what that is. No these tunnels are meant to be emergency exits in the event humans were to ever invade. Obviously I am not down here much as a result" Dracula remarks as he leads Naruto back into the circular room and down another tunnel only to somehow end up back in the circular room before heading back down a different tunnel. Nearing the end of that tunnel the vampire spots another sconce and pulls on it resulting in the wall opening once more. However instead of the exit he had been looking for, the wall opens to reveal a shower currently in use by a skeleton.

Upon noticing the audience it now had the skeleton let out a feminine scream and tried to cover itself. A moment later and the shower curtain behind it opens to reveal the angry looking face of another skeleton "What is going on here!?" the skeleton yells in a male voice.

"Oh i'm terribly sorry wrong lever" Dracula apologizes frantically as he pulls the sconce again to close the wall though not before getting hit in the face with a wet loofa.

"...You know not really helping disprove the whole theory that these secret tunnels are really to feed some hidden voyeur kink of yours" Naruto remarks with a sly grin on his face.

"Oh be quiet and I told you I have no idea what that is!"Dracula snaps back in annoyance as he once more begins leading the blonde down the tunnels, all the while choosing to ignore the snickering of said blonde. For the next several minutes the two wandered the many secret tunnels of the hotel. At one point they had to crouch down and squat-walk through one tunnel that had an incredibly low ceiling. Then there was the point where Naruto almost walked right off a staircase that suddenly ended above a large chasm had he not grabbed a sconce hanging from the wall.

The blonde haired hybrid raised an eyebrow at this as he stared down at the large chasm before turning back to Dracula "So why exactly does the staircase suddenly end at a large gap?" he inquired as to the reason for his near-death incident.

"I honestly have no idea, the gargoyle I hired to build the hotel must have forgotten to finish it" Dracula states while internally he was thinking that maybe he should scour the hotel for any other such cases of 'Forgetfulness' by the gargoyle.

"...Right" Naruto remarks in response with a raised eyebrow before the two backtracked the way they came.

After some more walking Dracula let out a sigh as he spotted another sconce on the wall "All right third times the charm" he remarks before pulling it. As the wall opens the vampire is initially optimistic that he had finally found the right spot…until his eyes see the chaos that was happening on the other side of the secret passage.

Inside the room was a veritable tornado of chaos. His friends 'Frankie' Frankenstein, Murray the Mummy, and Wayne the Werewolf were laying a veritable beatdown on three helpless zombies in classical attire as a number of werewolf pups raced around the room.

For a split second the vampire hoped his friends hadn't noticed him…only for those hopes to be crushed as Frankenstein grins "Hey Drac!" he calls out with a wide grin and one of the classical zombies firmly in his grip.

"Oh um hey Frankie" Dracula replies nervously while trying to block Naruto from view behind him.

"Hey buddy, where have you been?" Frankie asks as they hadn't seen the vampire since he first welcomed them to the hotel earlier.

"Don't move" Dracula whispers to Naruto with a strained grin on his face before walking into the room "Never mind where I have been what are you doing?" he asks looking at all the chaos going on namely how Wayne and his pups are using one of the zombies like a chew toy.

Said werewolf just shrugs at this "We wanted to practice our big number for Mavis's party, and these losers wouldn't get off the bandstand" Wayne remarks his mouth full of zombie.

Hearing this Dracula just sighs "Okay put down Zombie Mozart, Bach, and Beethoven this instant" he says sternly to his friends who just shrug and throw the three zombies to the ground. As said undead slowly stand up the vampire turns his attention to them "Did you get to rehearse at all Zombie Beethoven?" he asks the undead musician.

Unfortunately the response he got was not one he was looking for as the zombie just grunts rhythmically in his 5th Symphony that made him so famous causing Dracula to sigh once more.

"Come on Drac we wanted to play something like the old times ya know? We even thought maybe you would sing with us to make Mavis's big day more special?" Wayne remarks with a slight grin trying to convince the vampire to let them sing instead of having the trio of Classical Zombies perform yet again.

Dracula chuckles goodheartedly at this "Come on fellas you know I haven't sung in public since Martha" he says referring to the last time he had sung before a crowd and not in private. Back at the secret entrance to the room Naruto raises an eyebrow at this bit of information, figuring there was a story of some kind behind the name.

"Yeah we know, but we thought about how much Mavis would love it if you sang" Frankie remarks further trying to convince the vampire.

"I said no! Don't ask me again!" Dracula shouts angrily before he bares his fangs and glares at his trio of friends with a hiss causing them to flinch back in fright. The vampire then does a complete mood shift returning to his calm demeanor "Now all you hug the zombies and make up" he says with a smile before turning and walking away with Naruto still hiding behind his cape.

"Wow…he really scared you huh?" Wayne remarks with a testing grin on his face as he looks back at Frankie over his shoulder.

The frankenstein monster quickly shakes off his frightened look before shrugging "I wasn't scared I was just being polite okay?" Frankie remarks not looking Wayne or Murray in the eyes and refusing to look at their disbelieving looks.

Seeing this from his spot at the secret entrance to the room Naruto merely deadpans at the whole scene. However a blur of movement from above the door causes him to flinch back as Mavis appears in the doorway floating upside down.

"Hey" the girl says with a grin "What are you doing here? I thought you were planning" she remarks with an impish grin and tone.

"Oh hey Mavis right?" Naruto replies having overheard her name. For some reason the vampiress seems to smile wider at his using of her name "Gotta say that's a pretty unique and pretty name" he compliments quickly thinking of anything to say.

Mavis rights herself landing on the floor in front of him with a bashful look on her face "Thanks, my mom picked it out" she says fondly before brushing a bit of her hair behind her ear as she looks up at him with a smile "So are you going to tell me your name?" she asks with a tilt of her head.

"Oh yeah my name's Naruto, I'm a Kitsune as you can see" Naruto says introducing himself to the vampiress and gesturing to his ears and tails.

Mavis looked at his ears and tails which internally she was finding…wild as they were different from any of the other ears/tails she had seen on other monsters. The vampiress was also admiring the blonde kitsune's physique as well given how his clothes while not skin-tight were also not so baggy that they hid it entirely. Needless to say she liked what she was seeing and had a slight blush on her cheeks before she realized what she was doing and thinking. "They're so cool, and I have never met a Kitsune before" Mavis says awkwardly as she tries to fight down her blush from the ogling she had done.

"Heh thanks and I have to say of all the vampires I have met you're the coolest" Naruto replies with a grin that makes the vampiress feel as if moths are fluttering in her stomach.

As the two continue talking back and forth Frankie notices the two conversing "Hey Drac who is that talking with Mavis over there?" the monster asks, pointing in the direction of the two younger monsters.

Turning in said direction Dracula's eyes widened in slight fear before he flew over and grabbed the blonde before pulling him to the side "What are you doing I thought I told you to stay out of sight! You will be killed if they find out you're a human!" he whispers harshly to the secret half-monster.

"Mavis was the one who found me! Also what the heck they will kill me if they find out I'm human? That's kinda racist" Naruto whispers back with a raised eyebrow, finding that a bit shocking.

"We'll talk about it later for now I need to get you out of here" The vampire whispers back before he tries to quickly usher Naruto out of the room.

"Whoa Drac, where are you going? Introduce us to the new guy" Murray says with a wide grin, always happy to meet a fellow monster.

Hearing this Dracula freezes in place cursing his luck "Play along and you might make it out alive" the vampire whispers to the blonde before turning to face the others "Okay but only for a moment we are very busy, much to do" he remarks with a sheepish chuckle.

Breaking free of the hold Dracula had on his shoulder Naruto walks over to the other monsters and extends his hand out for a handshake "Hey name's Naruto nice to meet all of you".

Frankie grins widely as he grabs the offered hand and shakes it heavily, nearly bouncing Naruto off of the floor "Hey there nice to meet ya. I'm Frankie, this is Wayne, and Murray" the monster says pointing to said werewolf and mummy when he says their names. Meanwhile off to the side Mavis just giggled cutely at the sight of Frankie's over enthusiastic handshake.

"So what brings you here, Naruto?" a male voice says suddenly from behind the blonde startling him and causing him to jump a bit as he turns to see a pair of glasses floating in the air.

"Invisible Man?" Naruto remarks with a raised eyebrow at the sight.

"Yep that's right, also sorry about the scare I should really start clearing my throat before I speak. The name is Griffin. Anyway, what brings you here?" Griffin says introducing himself before repeating his previous question.

"Ah nice to meet you, and I was hired to be a party planner" Naruto remarks with a shrug playing into the deception Dracula had cooked up for his backstory.

"Yes yes, I hired Mr. Naruto here to help me with Mavis's birthday party" Dracula says nervously, hoping his friends believed him.

Hearing this causes the vampire's friends to give him skeptical or disbelieving looks "Wait a minute, YOU asked someone to help you?" Murray asks in a questioning tone.

"Captain Control Freak" Wayne jokes as the vampire never lets anyone help him with party or activity planning.

"It's Count…And yes I thought having someone around Mavis's age would add a fresh new perspective to the party and make it more special for her" Dracula remarks with a slight smile on his face.

"Oh yeah and based on what he had planned a fresh perspective was seriously needed" Naruto remarks with a wide teasing grin on his face that causes the vampire's smile to fade while the others snicker at the jab.

"Okay so Naruto, Mr. Tight Coffin over here" Wayne remarks getting an amused raised eyebrow look from said vampire "Was planning on having these powered lame-os play at the party" he continues gesturing towards the trio of classical music maestros zombies who now sport depressed looks as a result of the remark.

"So anyways we were thinking that we could liven things up a bit" Frankie says as he along with Murray and Wayne sport pleading looks on their faces, and what he is assuming is one from Griffin based on his glasses..

"You guys play in a band?" Naruto asked with a raised eyebrow before grinning as the three monsters nod "Well what the heck let's see you play!" he adds with a wide grin getting a cheer from the four monsters who rush over to an instrument set consisting of drums, a keyboard, and two guitars.

Within seconds they are each at their respective instruments with Frankie and Murray on guitars, Wayne on keyboard, and Griffin on drums "Girl…I can't believe it's your big night" Frankie begins to sign as the group plays a slow paced soft rock song.

"Seems like only yesterday you were eating mosquitoes" Murray sings with a wide grin as they continue to play.

"But now your eating frogs and mice!" Wayne and Griffin sing as a duet while Naruto, Mavis, and Dracula continue to watch in a mixed bag of shock, horror, and disbelief.

"Scarfing them down like doritos" Frankie sings, causing Naruto to raise an eyebrow at the fact that apparently monsters knew about some human snack foods?

"Tell me where did the time go girl?" The four monsters all sing together while around the room several other lounging monsters all yawn.

"Whoa hold up a sec guys" Naruto suddenly interrupts causing the four monsters to stop playing "It's not bad but it's a little…dated" the blonde remarks trying to politely let them down.

"Yes, thank you Naruto" Dracula remarks with a slight grin thinking the blonde didn't like the music and that the zombie conductors were better.

"You guys gotta crank things up!" Naruto shouts with a wide excited grin on his face as he runs over and borrows Murray's guitar "Wayne gimme a beat!" he shouts before said werewolf confusedly plays an upbeat note on the piano. "Alright now Two Three Four!" Naruto counts off before he begins playing the guitar rapidly in a high energy rock song surprising everyone. Wayne, Griffin, and Frankie soon catch on to the beat and start playing alongside him "Vampire girl with the fangy fangs! Hair really cute with the bangy bangs" Naruto begins to sing looking Mavis right in the eye causing her to blush and brush one of said bangs behind her ear as next to her Dracula has a gobsmacked look on his face.

"Little Princess going to be a Queen!" Naruto continues to sing as more monsters gather around in front of him and the others cheer wildly. "Legal bat lady turned 118!" the blonde continues to sing as his fingers fly over the guitar strings "Gonna make all the monster boys holler and scream!" he sings out giving Mavis a wink "But they can only have her in their dreams as she's gonna be my vampire queen!"Naruto finishes dramatically not even realizing part of what he said in the last bit due to getting so caught up in the performance.

As the blonde finishes singing and playing the small stage he and the others are on is swarmed by the monsters who had gathered to watch the performance. With none other than Mavis at the front of the crowd "I am so blown away right now!" she says excitedly with a wide smile of happiness on her face at what she had just seen.

Suddenly Naruto finds himself picked up by the back of his shirt by Frankie and hoisted up to the large monster's shoulder "I think foxy boy here is going to make this the BEST PARTY EVER!" Frankie yells loudly with a wide grin on his face.

"Yeah! Maybe he can even find a way to get me some chicks!" Murray says excitedly at the prospect of some sexy monster ladies coming to the party.

From there the crowd of monsters began talking loudly and rapidly at all the potential things they could do at the party ranging from a dance contest to one monster worldly mentioning a swimsuit contest? However all the excited chatter was immediately cut short by a very angry Dracula who shouted "We are not doing any of that!" as he floated up in the air his cape billowing behind him "We have to stay on schedule alright?" he adds in a calmer tone.

"Ugh alright dad alright" Mavis says in embarrassment at her dad's actions before grinning at Naruto "Naruto you're coming to right?" she asks in a hopeful sounding tone wanting to spend more time with him.

"Yeah sure" Naruto remarks with a grin causing the other monsters to cheer excitedly while behind them Dracula ust narrows his eyes at the blonde "What's the next activity?" he adds with a grin thinking it would be something fun.

(30 Minutes Later)

Oh how wrong the kitsune hybrid was as instead of an exciting and fun activity it was the most mundane and boring game of bingo ever. It was so boring in fact that Naruto was starting to doze off as he sat next to Mavis who had a blank look of boredom on her face as she stamped one of the numbers called on her bingo card. The blonde was basically mentally praying to whoever would listen for the game to end. Lucky enough it seemed someone was listening to his prayers as at that moment a Frankenstein woman that was apparently Frankie's wife Eunice from what Mavis had told him called bingo.

However unfortunately for the female monster just as she called out bingo the little old gremlin lady next to her quickly grabbed the winning card before eating it. Seeing this Eunice's eyes widened in shock before she glared at the little gremlin "How dare you. Do you know what doctor made me?" Eunice says angrily to the elderly gremlin.

The little old lady gremlins' response was to just roll her eyes and say "I didn't do that" getting a slight chuckle out of Naruto and Mavis as it thankfully ended the game thus starting the next activity.

(5 Minutes Later, Hotel Gymnasium)

Unfortunately the next activity wasn't much better in terms of excitement as it was a game of charades. Naruto was among Mavis and Dracula with the latter having an excited look on his face as he watched the two teams play the game. On one side there was a fly monster who had just vomited on his hands causing his team to guess 'The Vomit' only for the fly to break his silence and inform them it wasn't a clue.

The other team was having even less luck as for whatever reason Griffin had been chosen to be the charader…despite him literally being invisible. Naruto wondered whose bright idea that was and that it was probably the reason why the invisible man's teammates all made guesses surrounding glasses given that's the only part of him they could actually see. As the blonde watches the painful sight before him he lets out a yawn before perking up as he gets an idea. With a quick look around to make sure nobody is paying him any attention and seeing the coast clear he reaches into the pocket of the right side of his pants and uses a little kitsune magic fishing around for something. Feeling what he was after Naruto grins before grabbing hold of it and pulling a skateboard with a roaring fox decal on the bottom out of his pocket.

With a grin on his face Naruto leaps from the bleachers and begins skating around the gym catching the eye of all the monsters. The blonde does several fancy tricks like kickflips and a manual before skating over back over to the bleachers Mavis and Dracula are sitting on. With a wink to the vampiress he does a handstand on the board before ollieing up and grinding along the bottom seats of the bleacher causing Mavis to clap at the display. After ollieing back down to the gym floor Naruto rights himself on the board before grinning as several monsters rush over to try it for themselves.

Naruto couldn't help but chuckle to himself as he watched several of the monsters take turns one by one on the board. Murray was the first to do so and his choice of sitting on it and scooting himself along the floor while laughing in joy was a sight to see. Following him a disembodied hand was up next and actually had the blonde raise an eyebrow as it was a pretty good skater. However the hand didn't have much time on the board as it was quickly bum rushed and knocked off by a bunch of werewolf pups that the blonde figured were most likely Wayne's kids. The blonde actually laughed as she saw the pups all pile on one another and somehow push the board along with a little werewolf pup in a pink dress with a pink bow in her fur and sucking on a pacifier chasing after them.

However the tower of puppies came crashing down causing the board to go rolling across the floor and in front of the old gremlin lady that ate Eunice's bingo card. Much like the bingo card the elderly gremlin snatched up the skateboard and quickly ate it causing Naruto's eyes to widen in shock "I didn't do that" she says impishly.

With a twitch eyebrow Naruto walks over to the elderly gremlin "Excuse me obaa-san I would really like my skateboard back if you don't mind" he says politely to the monster with a smile and his eyes closed.

The elderly gremlin looks up at the blonde and pales a bit as she swears that behind him she sees the image of a large snarling nine-tailed fox. Opening her mouth wide she reaches in and pulls the skateboard out of her stomach before handing it to him "Here ya go sonny sorry about that" she says nervously as he takes the board.

"Thank you ma'am" Naruto replies, giving her a little pat on the head and getting another giggle from Mavis who figured he just politely asked the elderly gremlin for his skateboard back.

(1 Hour Later)

Following the wrapping up of events in the gymnasium…namely due to Dracula having enough of the monsters horsing around and not playing charades anymore, everyone had moved out to the pool area of the hotel.

The various monsters were mingling around the pool, as some including Wayne's heavily pregnant wife Wanda were taking water aerobics led by the same fly monster from the charades game. While other monsters were grabbing a bite to eat at the various buffet stations that had been set up and were being manned by zombies in chef outfits.

At one such table Frankie walks up licking his lips as he looks at the food "Let me get a bubonic moose nose omelet with cockroach paste, and mouse jelly, oh an with egg whites" he says listing off what he wanted from the table getting a groan from the zombie chef.

Dracula meanwhile was surveying the scenery making sure everything was going as planned when Quasimoto lumbers up to him "Bonjour, Monsieur Dracula!" the diminutive hunchback greets catching the count's attention "May I make you an omelet?" he asks, wanting to please the vampire.

"No no no I'm not hungry" Dracula quickly remarks dashing the hunchbacks hopes though not intentionally he just didn't want the chef around as it risked exposing Naruto to him.

Quasimodo was about to leave when Esmerelda squeaked several times before climbing down his tall chef's hat and onto his long nose "What? Esmerelda you smell a human again?" he says with wide eyes.

The hunchback was about to scream to alert everyone when Dracula cuts in "Actually I am hungry!" he quickly says, knocking the rat off Quasimodo's nose and sending her flying into Eunice's large hairdo as she sat at a table with Murray, Naruto, and Mavis the latter of whom was resting her chin in her hands and staring at Naruto in interest with a smile on her face..

"Wait you have been to the Taj Mahal, Naruto?" Eunice asks in awe and shock at how well traveled the kitsune was.

"Oh come on no monster's been to the Taj" Murray says as he uses a fork to rapidly skewer some scarab beetles and eat them.

"Yeah I went last year with my buddy 'J'" Naruto remarked with a grin as that was an eventful trip to say the least seeing how 'J' ended up eating some curry that was WAY too spicy for him and spending several days locked in the bathroom at their hotel.

"But how did you evade all the humans?" Murray asks with a raised look on his face as given the amount of people in India there was no way for a monster to see the Taj and not get spotted. It was one of the reasons why monsters tended to avoid the country in general as there were just to many humans there that it made hiding nearly impossible.

"It was easy as a little trick I can do thanks to being a kitsune is to hide my kitsune features. With said features hidden I look no different than a normal human" The kitsune remarks with a mischievous grin at the remark given he was half-human.

"Nope I don't believe it…Well I'll be blessed I guess you can" Murray remarks with a shake of his head before his eyes went wide as Naruto made his fox ears and tails disappear for a moment before they came back.

"Ah you're so lucky I wish I could go there" Mavis remarks with a sigh as a part of her actually thought Naruto looked good as a human. The thought caused her to blink for a moment in embarrassment before she shook it from her head wondering where it came from. "How did you deal with the mobs though? I mean at any moment your disguise could have failed and you would be exposed in front of all those humans?" she asks thinking it must have been nerve wracking.

"Yeah the huge amount of people were a bit claustrophobic but you get used to it after a bit, and you just gotta keep a cool head and not freak out" Naruto remarks with a shrug as it did get pretty intense at times in huge crowds like that but freaking out doesn't help.

"He just keeps a cool head, that's cool" Wayne remarks as he escorts his wife over to the table and they sit down joining the others.

"Yes yes cool" Dracula suddenly says appearing between Naruto and Mavis with a nervous grin before holding out a plate to her "Look, love droppings, I brought you a bagel with your favorite scream cheese" he says holding said bagel in his hands as the cream cheese on it comes alive and starts screaming.

Mavis's eyes widened in joy seeing this "Holy rabies, thanks dad!" she says grabbing the bagel out of his hands and showing it to Naruto "Naruto you have to try some scream cheese it's awesome!" the vampiress says with a wide grin.

"Sure thanks" Naruto remarks before taking the bagel and taking a bite of it causing the cheese to stop screaming. After eating the mouthful of food he grins "Wow that's pretty good,I wonder how it would be with some green onions or chives in it?" he says in thought causing Mavis eyes to widen in delight at him liking the food.

Dracula however narrows his eyes on seeing this "Yes yes, very nice Naruto can we go party plan for a minute?" he says quickly ushering the kitsune away causing him to drop the bagel on the table. Mavis then raises an eyebrow seeing this as she picks the bagel up and takes a bite of it herself not wanting the food to go to waste and completely oblivious to the fact that she just technically shared an indirect kiss with the kitsune. Wanda and Eunice however weren't oblivious to this and just giggled knowingly to themselves at the sight confusing the male monsters at the table.

After guiding Naruto a bit away from the others Dracula quickly gets in his face "What are you doing!? If they find out you're a human they will go bat poop!?" the vampire whispers to the blonde in worry.

"Um, do you mean Batshit? I mean it kinda seems like you're censoring yourself for no reason given how there are no kids around?" Naruto whispers back with a raised eyebrow.

"Yes but I don't like blessing hence why I said poop!" Dracula whispers back quickly.

"Do you mean cursing?" Naruto asks with a teasing grin on his face.

"No cursing is fun and a relaxing hobby of mine. Now do not try to confuse me with your strange human lingo!" Dracula whispers hotly to the blonde who is suppressing his laughter at messing with the vampire.

"Alright, just relax, no one suspects anything. In fact the only thing that's potentially weird to them is how much whispering you're doing to me" Naruto whispers back causing the vampire's eyes to widen before he looks up to see all the monsters in the pool area staring at him and Naruto.

"Heh heh everything is all good just some fun party surprises being planned over here nothing to worry about" Dracula says with a nervous chuckle reassuring everyone and causing them to resume whatever they were doing. Turning his attention back to the kitsune Dracula narrows his eyes a bit "Whatever just wrap it up. Say you're going in the pool and hurt your back or something and need to go rest in the hotel or something away from everyone!" he whispers causing Naruto to roll his eyes.

Walking away from the vampire with a sigh, Naruto approaches the side of the pool "Whoo! Check this out…oh my back!" he says acting like he is about to jump in only to seemingly hurt his back.

In a blink of an eye Mavis sits atop Naruto's shoulders with her legs draped down over his chest "I'm on your back what next?" she said with a wide grin as she looked down to his face. The blonde kitsune however was blushing a bit at this feeling, the soft smooth skin of her thighs framing his head.

"No no no! He said 'Oh my back!'" Dracula yells from teh other side of the pool not liking what he was seeing one bit.

"Get on my back!" a cyclops monster said to a small frog-like one before the two hopped into the pool.

"Oh yeah, here we go chicken fight!" Naruto yells with a grin pushing the thought of Mavis straddling the back of his head out of mind as he walks them into the pool just as other monsters hop in and a huge game of chicken fight begins.

"We got this Naruto!" Mavis cheers as she locks grips with the frog monster and they try to knock each other off the shoulders of the monster they are riding.

"Go for it 'Mavey Wavey'" Naruto teases with a grin using the nickname her father always called her, getting the vampiress to blush a bit at the remark.

"Okay calm down with the fight chickens please!" Dracula calls out from the side of the pool trying to stop the chaos of the game. "Everyone stop the roughhousing!" He adds as more monsters jump into the pool and the huge tentacle of an octopus monster lift Frankie way high up into the sky above the pool as a makeshift diving board.

Eunice seeing this rolls her eyes "Frank if you hurt yourself…!" She calls out to her husband leaving the threat open ended as to what would happen.

From atop the tentacle Frankie just rolls his eyes "I got it honey! We Stein boys are bred for this kinda thing…GERONIMO!" the monster says before yelling and jumping off the tentacle. As he plummets through the air he lays himself out flat like a plank of wood.

Naruto's eyes widen seeing this "Oi he shouldn't or he will end up…Oooh nevermind" the kitsune remarks before wincing at the end as Frankie belly flops into the water causing a bunch of his stitching to come loose and his arms, legs, and head to float away from his body.

"Oh Frank" Eunice remarks with a sigh and shake of her head at seeing her husband fall to pieces once again.

"Did I make a big splash?" Frank's head asks with a wide grin as Naruto fishes it out of the pool with a chuckle before tossing it to Eunice.

Off to the side of the pool Wayne had a sneaky grin on his face as he snuck up behind Griffin who was wearing a bathing suit frm some reason and proceeds to pull them down causing the invisible man to let out a shriek "Kids why'd you do that?" Wayne jokingly asks some of his pups who were standing nearby as all monsters started laughing.

Griffin quickly pulled his swim trunks back up "I was just in the pool and it was cold…Don't judge me!" he says before running off.

Dracula spotted Naruto wading in the pool next to Mavis having a splash fight and quickly walked over "Naruto enough of this get out of the pool!" the vampire quickly whispers sternly, grabbing the blonde's arm. However it results in him getting pulled into the pool when the cyclops monster from earlier picks Naruto up on his shoulders.

"Oops, looks like Drac wanted to take a dive," Naruto jokes with an impish grin, causing Mavis to giggle and the other monsters to all laugh.

Meanwhile underneath the water Dracula had heard all of this and lets out a silent scream of rage before swimming down to the bottom of the pool and pulling out the large drain plug to the pool causing the pool to start draining.

As this started the large octopus tentacle from earlier lifts Naruto high up into the air "WooHoo Backflip!" The blonde cheers as he takes a running jump off the tentacle and begins flipping through the air as he starts plummeting towards the rapidly emptying pool.

"NARUTO!" Mavis shouted in worry upon seeing the pool nearly empty and the blonde unaware as he flipped through the air.

Hearing this shout Naruto finally noticed the pool draining and by now it was nearly empty "Oh this might hurt" he thinks to himself as he rights himself in the air just in time and lands in the empty pool. The force of his landing creates a few large cracks and creates a small cloud of dust from inside the cracks clouding his form from view. As the dust clears it shows the blonde in a classing 'Superhero landing' in the center of the cracks before he stands up and lets out a cheer with his fist raised "WOOOO!" he yells causing all the other monsters to cheer at him being all right and the awesome landing.

Dracula's eye twitches seeing this "Yes yes Wooo!" He remarks sarcastically "Unfortunately it would seem we have had an issue with the pool so sadly pool time has come to an end. Please head inside the hotel and we will begin the next activity shortly" he says to all the monsters causing them to sigh and begin heading inside. Turning his attention to Naruto the blonde just chuckles at the look the vampire is giving him only further annoying said vampire.

End Chapter 2

Ending Author Note: Well there is chapter 2 everyone hope you enjoyed it. Please be sure to Favorite, Follow, and Review.

I have to say I am really enjoying writing this story as it's just fun to write. Mavis and Naruto are fun to play off/interact with each other, and Naruto's mischievousness with Dracula is just hilarious given the former's kitsune nature and the latter's uptightness.

Anyway that's all for now so until next time be sure to check out my other stories as yu might like them as well.