The Texts
Disclaimer: I don't own Glee.
Chapter 1: Puck's Pictures
Noah Puckerman was never really into anything gay. So, it came as a surprise to Kurt when Noah texted him a picture of himself naked. There was also a picture of Blaine kissing Sebastian Smythe. Then he asked, "Do you want to show Blaine who's the better man, Princess?" Suddenly, there was a knock at the door, and Kurt answered it to see Noah standing in just his Navy blazer with a duffle bag covering his privates.
Kurt peeks at Noah's penis as he struts in and says, "I gave up on women six months ago and sucked Karofsky's dick off a couple of times. I'm also working at Mick's shop and was waiting for you to catch Blaine before I came here."
Kurt stares at Noah and helps him out of his jacket. Then he says, "I've seen you in your boxers at Scandals dancing with Karofsky a couple of times in the past month, and I threw Blaine out last night after catching him with Sebastian Smythe in our bed." He soon leads Noah to his bedroom and has him lie on the bed with his legs over his head.
He gets a condom and lube from his nightstand. Then he kisses Noah while preparing him for his penis. When Noah is ready, Kurt puts on the condom and whispers, "I'll go easy, Noah." Kurt moves in and out of Noah as they moan in pleasure. As Kurt came into Noah, they said, "I love you."
When they switch positions, Noah kisses Kurt and says, "Did you have any idea what you wanted in a partner before you met Blaine? I know you liked Finn before you met Blaine, but was he your dream guy?"
Kurt pants as he says, "The guy you are now, Noah. You are my dream guy. I wanted someone strong with a big dick and a kind heart." As they come together, Kurt knows he is over Blaine and finds peace with Noah.
As they lay in each other's arms, Noah says, "Santana is the one that sent me the picture of Blaine kissing that Smythe dude. I told her I was gay first, and she has been bugging me to tell you for a week. Karofsky knew I was gay after I sucked him off. Kurt, if you got me to be your boyfriend in high school, do you think we would have lasted long enough to become partners?"
Kurt chuckles and asks, "Could you see your mom with my dad, Noah?" Noah falls out of bed laughing, and Kurt notices the tattoo of a dolphin kissing a shark above his butt.
As Noah gets up, he says, "I got this tattoo before I broke up with Quinn. The tattoo is why we broke up. I knew she would dump me as soon as she saw it. When I sucked Karofsky, I wanted it to be you. I knew when I saw that picture of Blaine. That it was now or never."
Noah crawls on top of Kurt and continues, saying, "When I decided to dump Quinn, I knew I wanted to be your dream guy. I didn't care if you had Blaine, but I knew you wouldn't leave him unless you had a reason to. So, I started following him around with Santana's help. I never thought any of this would happen."
Kurt kisses Noah and strokes his penis as he says, "So what you are saying is. I finally got one of Quinn's men and my dream man. Well, Mr. P., after becoming my perfect man, what's next in your new life as a gay man?"
Noah kisses Kurt up and down his body. Then he said, "Whatever you want, Princess. I'm your slave and will do whatever you want me to do."
Kurt runs his hand through Noah's hair as he lays his head on his chest. Noah sighs and says, "Kurt, I tried to tell you about Blaine since I decided to give up women. Like I told you, I knew I wanted this when I sucked off Karofsky. I know the reason I did all this was stupid, and I should have stuck it out with Quinn. But after having your dick in me, Kurt. I don't care about pussies anymore. I want to be your man." Noah soon kisses the tip of Kurt's penis, then he kisses his way to Kurt's mouth.
They break from the kiss, and Kurt says, "I don't care what Quinn did to get you to want to be with me. I'm just glad I got to take your virginity." Noah smiles and puts his forehead against Kurt's, but says nothing.
They fall asleep like this, and when they wake up. They notice Noah's ex, Quinn Fabray, sitting on the bed, unbuttoning her blouse. She removes her blouse and bra and says, "Puck, I just want to be with Kurt. Kurt, I don't care if you are gay. I just want to be with you and understand why you hate me."
Noah and Kurt try to tell Quinn that Kurt doesn't hate her. Quinn points to a family photo of Kurt with Finn, Carole, and Burt. Then she yells, "Come on, Puck! You're the one who told me about Kurt's crush on Finn the night Beth was conceived! Now, I'm supposed to believe you ran to Kurt!" Soon, Quinn was naked and pinned Kurt to the bed before lowering herself onto his penis.
Noah tries to pull Quinn off of Kurt when she yells, "Go! This is between me and Kurt!" Soon, Blaine runs in and tries to help Noah pull Quinn off of Kurt. Quinn elbows them hard in the stomach as Kurt screams for Quinn to stop.
Then Quinn yells, "I knew you didn't want my baby! You just asked me to be the surrogate because you felt guilty about trying to take Finn from me! Then you let Rachel have your baby, who dies at birth! Then I find out Puck got a tattoo on his ass of a dolphin kissing a goddamn shark! Why, Kurt? What did I do to you?" Quinn won't let Kurt answer and begins to choke him as Noah puts Quinn in a light chokehold.
Soon, Quinn passes out, and Noah pulls her off Kurt as Blaine gathers Quinn's clothes. Blaine puts Quinn in his car and tells Noah, "I'm sorry. I vented to her after Kurt threw me out. I didn't know she would do this. I mean, she told me about the tattoo and your breakup. But I never thought this would happen."
Noah punches Blaine and yells, "You have Boss, Blaine! I broke up with Quinn because I wanted to be with Kurt, but I knew he had you! Sure, I wanted to break up your marriage, but you already did that. Now, you want to act like my pal!" Blaine spits out blood and leaves, looking at Kurt without saying a word.
Kurt is shaking in bed as Noah returns and holds Kurt until he calms down. Noah kisses Kurt and says, "I ran to you, Princess. Don't worry about Quinn. I'm here to protect my princess." Kurt sighs and snuggles into Noah, whispering, "You belong to me, Noah."
Chapter 2 will be up soon.