"Cat, what are you staring at it?" Marinette came downstairs for a snack, finding Cat glaring at a piece of fruit sitting on the table. "Shh! Princess, keep your voice down!" Marinette squeaked as Cat pulled down next to him. "It might hear us." "What, akuma?" she whispered back.
"No, that tangerine!" Cat peeked at the fruit and hissed. "I hate you so much!" Marinette stared at him, then collapsed onto the floor laughing. Cat crossed his arms, looking at his best friend. "I fail to see what's so funny, Princess!" "What did the fruit do to you?" she gasped, wiping tears away.
"First of all," Cat ticked his points off on his fingers, "it looks like a ball and I really chase it, and everyone knows a banana is much cooler then a tangerine!" Marinette narrowed her eyes. "Are you still sore from not getting to be Mr. Banana?" "No," Cat muttered, playing with his tail. "Cat…." "Okay, meow am very jealous!"
"Hang on, I may have a solution!"
Later that night on patrol…..
"Cat, what are you wearing?" Ladybug caught sight of Cat. "Its the latest fashion trend, M'lady! Oh, and you can call me Banana Noir!" "Oh, Kitty! That's not a trend! Though I can see where you get your fashion sense." "What's that?" Cat asked, plucking a banana from his head.
"Cat, no! Come on, I'll buy you a banana split to share! Now, take that thing off your head!" "Could you be a Dragon Fruit with me with your red suit!" "Ab so-fruitly not!" "Ha! You made a pun!"
"Cat," Ladybug said, warningly, and Cat smiled sweetly. "Yes?" "You better split before I turn you into a split!"