Chapter 45 Final Stand
I don't own Kamen Rider Kiva or Ever After High
The Monstars charge into their locker room, Pound falls on the floor and Blanko steps on his head but he didn't mind he gets up and joined his friends. Bang and Bupkus high five each other as they laugh, Bang pulls Pound into a noogie, but their celebration was cut short they felt shocked upon seeing their boss.
"It's the boss!"Bupkus said and Swackhammer lights his cigar.
"Hello, Mr. Swackhammer."They said
"All right, not bad for the first half, but we got to keep this up."He told them.
Pound shrugs."Hey, no problem. We stole the-"
Nawt interrupted him."We stole the talent boss from the best players of the NBA."
Stan was hidding inside a locker."From the NBA?"
"It was then uh, uh, uh Grandmama, wasn't it Larry Johnson?"Nawt said.
Swackhammer pushes him back."Shut up!"He then smells something."I smell something."
Blanko smells his armpit."Uh, We have been playing really hard."
"Yeah."The others agreed.
"Not you, idiot!"Swackhammer looks at the lockers."It's coming from over here."
Stan got worried and he saw Blanko smelling the door.
"That locker!"Pound said.
"Yeah!"
They broke opened the door revealing Stan who was scared.
"Look!"Bang points at him.
"No!"Stan cries out.
"It's the chubby boy!"
Swackhammer goes foward."Ah, it smells like a spy."
"You guys need a publicist? I can make you big."Stan said trying to avoid they're wrath.
Tune Squad Locker room
The tunes were still feeling down and Michael was trying to bring they're spirits up.
"Look I know we're down."Michael said.
"Oh yeah, let's hear the story."Daffy said with sarcasm.
"But I've been in this situation many times before."Michael said.
"Oh this is a piece of work."
"We can still win this thing. Its not over with. We gotta come together."
Daffy rolled his eyes."Oh yeah."
"We gotta believe in ourselves. We can come back and win this game."Michael said.
"Yeah, right. that's gonna help us."Daffy said.
They heard knocking on the door, they looked to see Stan who is charred and he moaned in pain.
"Looks like Stan just had a close encounter with a bug zapper."Daffy said.
"The Monstars! The Monstars!"He walks in.
They got worried and he falls down.
"Stan are you okay?"Shin goes to his side.
"You all right, Stan?"Michael goes his side.
"The Monstars! The Monstars... stole the talent from the NBA players!"He told them surprising everyone and the tunes groaned.
"So that's what happened to those guys."Michael said.
"I think we should qui-qui- forfeit."Porky and the others agreed.
"Hey!"Shin goes up to him."We didn't get dragged here to be beaten by some ugly Monstars!"
"That's right, your letting them push you around, we gotta show them who's boss."Michael said.
Bugs then goes to a fill bottle with water without them looking and then writes on it.
"We gotta fight em back! We gotta take it to them! We gotta get right in their faces! Now what do you say? Are you with me or not?"Michael finished off and they were sleeping.
"Do you want me to splash you with ice cold water?"Shin said.
"I'm awake!"They said.
Bugs goes up to Michael."Eh, finished? Eh, great speech and all, doc. Eh, you had them riveted. But, uh didn't you forget something?"
"What?"Michael was confused.
Bugs shows a bottle that said Michael's secret stuff."Your secret stuff."Bugs then drinks it and they saw him become buff flexing his muscles.
"Wow."Lola said.
"Whoa, nice deltoids!"Daffy said.
Bugs winks at the other three while flexing."Play along."
Shin takes the bottle and said:"You gotta be kidding me."
"Eh, stop hogging it Shin."Bugs wrestles with him for the bottle."We're your teammates."Then it goes flying away and Porky gets it drinking it.
"Secwet stuff?"Elmer gets it and drinks it with Porky doing a mean face.
"Secret stuff?"Daffy said.
"You wouldn't hold out on us, would you?"Sylvester said.
"No. I mean, I didn't think you guys really needed it. I mean you're so tough and competitive."Michael said.
Foghorn goes foward."We're also chicken son." Sylvester and Wile E are fighting over the bottle."We need it bad."He takes out and drinks the water.
"Hey!"Sylvester said.
Foghorn passes it to Daffy.
"Uh, I'd like a sip of that."Stan said.
"Yeah!"Daffy catches it.
"Could I have a sip please?"Lola said.
"You know, this goes against to everything they taught me in health class."Daffy said.
Michael stares at him."Do you wanna win or not?"
"Bottoms up!"He then drinks it and passes it to Stan."Yummy."
"All right, how about we go out and kick some alien butt huh?"Michael said and they put they're hands together."Let's go. All right. Ready?"
"Yeah!"
They went out to play and Stan tries to drink the secret stuff, but its already empty.
At the game
They went out with the crowd cheering. Bang and Daffy growl at each other. Taz leans in close and Porky growls with Bupkus.
It's the Monstar's ball and Bang passes the ball to Pound.
"Open!"Pound catches the ball.
Bugs goes riding on a motorcycle and dressed like a mailman, he then steals the ball surprising Pound."Coming through!"
Michael goes foward."Bugs!"
Bugs then stopped."Special delivery!"He throws it back letting Michael dunk it inside the hoop.
Swackhammer sees the score."No! Boo!"
"Yeah!"The Ever After group said.
Bupkus has the ball and dribbled it a few times, he jumped up in the air and he prepared to slam dunk but suddenly his eyes widen with shock he sees the hoop full of rockets and explosive devices.
He stopped and looks to the crowd before it explodes.
Bugs and Wile E. were the ones who set them off looking at the explosion.
"Eh, nice kaboom, Wile E."Bugs said making him smile.
Then Bupkus angrily grabbed Wile E and pulls him to his face showing his teeth but then someone shot most of his teeth shocking him.
He then sees Elmer and Yosemite wearing black suits, sunglasses and have two pistols pointing at Bupkus. Elmer and Yosmite look at each other and back at Bupkus then they shoot off his last set of his teeth.
Michael has the ball he dribbles it, trying to dodge Bang, Nawt, and Bupkus they tried to catch Michael but failed and throws the ball at the hoop gaining two more points.
Shin goes foward avoiding Nawt and Pound before shooting the ball getting two more points.
Blanko passes the ball to the Pound.
He looks at Nawt and Bang."Let's teach 'em a lesson."He then runs foward.
Sylvester appeared with a fishing pole and he swung the pole and catches Pound's shorts pulling them out.
Pound stops to see his butt and covers his up with his shirt.
"Nice butt!"Lola said with everyone laughing.
Taz has the ball and slam dunks it. Michael has the ball next and heads for the hoop Pound and Bupkus tried to catch him but failed and Michael slam dunked
Foghorn and Sylvester lift Porky, he has the ball and Pound goes after him.
"Se, going up."Porky said.
"You're mine boy."Pound goes to get them but Porky slams the ball through the hoop making it hit Pound's face.
"Yeah they're doing it!"Hunter said.
"They can win this time."Apple said.
"Alright!"Cerise said.
"Keep going guys, your doing Hat-tastic!"Maddie claps her hands.
Nawt, Pound, and Bang are charging in with the ball hoping to score. But then Michael holds up Pepe, while he, Bugs, Foghorn and Tweety are wearing gas-masks.
"Hello! A little surprise for you, my friends."Pepe said.
They smelled him making all the Monstars fall down.
Pepe was up and he puts the ball on the hoop and kisses it down."Two points."
Michael jumps in the air, Pound and Nawt growled trying to stop him, he slam dunked the ball in the hoop hitting Nawt in the head.
Shin avoids Nawt and passes to Michael who dunks it again.
"Dang!"Swackhammer was angry.
Daffy then painted Pound's shorts form behind."Ooh, this will be good."
Everyone was laughing before Toro who was on the crowd saw the red paint, he snorts and growls angrily.
Then they saw him charge foward with the others moving away. Pound felt scared and he turns his head to see Toro coming at him with his horns down. Toro then hits Pound's butt and Pound goes flying above the air screaming in pain.
Tweety is flying around and the Monstars surround him.
"Okay, birdie."Bang said.
"Uh-oh."Tweety looks at them grinning.
He then goes into a karate pose shocking them, Tweety punched Pound and Bupkus, then punched Bang in the stomach. He twisted Blanko's neck, then he bites Pound's ear which causes him to yell in pain. Then he pulled Bupkus's hair and pulled it off, then he kicks Bang's chin and falls on the floor.
Elmer jumps in the air and slam dunked the ball into the hoop.
"Yes!"Michael said.
"Time out!"Swackhammer come down.
The group was together and Shin said:"Great going you guys."
"Alright!"The girls cheered.
"All right guys, We're right back in this game. Come on now. Let's play some tough defense."Michael said.
Swackhammer looks at his men while pointing at Michael and Shin."Why didn't you get these guys?"
"He's a baseball player."Bupkus said.
"Yeah Baseball player and the other is just a kid."Nawt said.
"Looks like basketball players to me."Swackhammer said.
"Yeah, me too."Blanko said.
"They're the ones I want in Moron Mountain."Swackhammer said.
"Hey!"Michael calls out to him.
"Are you talking to me?"Swackhammer said.
"Yeah I'm talking to you, you want a piece of us? Come and get it."Michael said.
"Yeah!"Shin said.
Swackhammer smiled and chuckled evilly."What do you have in mind?"
"What about we raise the stakes a little bit?"Michael said.
Swackhammer smiled his cigar."Hmm. Interesting."
"If we win, you give the NBA players their talent back."Michael said.
"But what if we win?"Swackhammer said.
"If you win... You get me."Michael said.
"Good deal boss."Pound said.
"Eh doc do you think its a good idea?"Bugs said but Michael covers his mouth.
He smirks before blowing smoke."You'll be our star attraction. You'll sign autographs all day long... and play one on one with the paying customers. And you'll always lose. Do we have a deal?"
Michael looks at him before extending his hand."Deal."
They shook hands before they went to they're sides and Swackhammer said:"Alright."
"I don't think you should've done that doc."Bugs said.
"I have faith in my team."Michael said.
Swackhammer then looks at them."Crush 'em!"
Marvin blows the whistle and Wile E has the ball running down the court and dribbling the ball.
Pound, Nawt, and Bang charge at him with Pound saying:"Defeating time, boys!"
Wile E got scared before he breaks into piece. His arms and legs landed on the floor and one of his arms holds up a sign that says "Ouch!"
Porky stutters before Bang and Bupkus butt-slamed Porky, making him flat.
Sylvester has the ball before Pound steps on him."Goodbye!"
Michael has the ball. He tries to get past Pound and Bupkus, but then Pound backhands Michael in the head.
Shin got punched in the head making all of his friends shocked.
"They're all cheating!"Ramona said.
Elmer tried to score but Bupkus elbows him down to the floor.
Foghorn has the ball, running to the hoop but Bupkus hits him with the back of his fist and Nawt kicks Taz.
Bupkus uses Tweety as a golf ball and uses Foghorn as a golf club."Fore!"He hits Tweety making him scream and he lands at the bench.
Rosabella picks up poor Tweety."Those monsters!"
Daffy looks and sees Bupkus behind him and he smashed Daffy with his hand. He lifts up his hand and sees Daffy stuck to his hand.
"But mommy I don't want to go to school today."Daffy said.
Pound has the ball and he elbowed Michael.
Daffy hugs Bupkus face."I want to stay home and bake cookies with you."He pulls him off but his face got changed.
Bugs then saw Pound on top of the hoop looking at Lola.
"Lola, Lola, heads up."
She looks back and sees him coming down.
"Belly flop!"
"Look out!"Bugs pushed Lola out of the way and he gets crushed instead. Lola rolled around and felt shocked seeing Bugs crushed by Pound.
"Bugs!"She said.
"Is this your man?"Pound gets up and walks away.
She then holds him."Are you okay?"
"Me? Oh, yeah I'm fine. Are you okay?"
"Oh, Bugs, thank you."She smiles at him.
"Aw. It's nothing."
"That was the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me."She gives him a Kiss before going, Bugs has hearts in his eyes.
"Time out."Michael said.
Michael and Shin saw all the tunes hurt.
"Okay, we need a fifth player."Michael said.
"But who?"Shin said.
They looked at Stan who was excited making them sigh.
"Stan?"Michael said.
"Yeah? Uh, me?"
"Your in the center. Just guard the big guy okay?"Michael said.
Stan gets up taking off his jacket."Guard him? Guard him? I'll smother him! I'll be all over him like a cheap suit! I'll be on him like stink on rice! I tell you he's going down!"He then falls down.
The game resumes and Marvin passes the ball to Lola and she passed to Michael. Michael dribbled the ball and the Monstars charge at him and surround him trying to steal the ball. Stan runs to position.
"Michael over here. Over here, over here I'm open, I'm open!"Stan calls out.
Michael passes him the ball but he looks up to see Bang roaring and jumping on him. Before Stan can move he gets crushed by Bang then Bupkus, Blanko, and Pound dogpile on Stan. The ball slips out of Stan's hands, it flies to the hoop and scored three points.
"Yes!"Michael said.
Pound then gets off him."Big man pancake!"
They all saw that Stan was flat as a pancake making them worried.
Two medical dogs approach Stan with a bed.
"Let's get him out of here!"Little one said.
The little medical dog puts an air hose in Stan's mouth and they pump him up like a balloon. The big medical dog pulls the hose out of Stan's mouth. He makes a farting noise as he deflates the air out of him flying through the ceiling.
"Ew."Lola said with her and the girls holding they're noses.
Stan lands on the bed and he's back to his normal self. The crowd applauded as Michael looks on the dogs wheeled Stan away.
Michael then looks at them."How'd he do that?"
"Aw, anybody could do that doc. Even you. Watch this."Bugs chokes Daffy and stretched his neck.
"Watch what? See? No sweat. This is Looney Tune Land."Daffy said.
The trio looked at the time to see they only have 10 seconds.
"Ten seconds ago? Thanks for telling me doc."Michael said.
Marvin then came."I hate to the bearer of bad news, your airness, but if you don't find a fifth player, your team will forfeit the game."
"Forfeit?"Shin said.
"Precisely, your majesty."
"We'll find someone."Michael said.
Bill Murray arrived and hums fanfare he wears a Tune Squad uniform and a red shirt.
"Bill Murray!"Shin got excited.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa! I didn't know Dan Aykroyd was in this picture!"Swackhammer said.
"Hey! Perhaps, I could be of some assistance."Bill Murray said.
"Mr. Murray I love your movies."Shin said.
"Thanks kid."Bill said.
"Thanks Bill. Now you get to live up your dream. Let's go."Michael said.
"All right."Bill said.
"All right, we need to score two points..."Michael tried to explain.
"Here's how I see it."Bill said and he looks at Shin."Kid?"
"Yes."
"You kick it in to the girl bunny down in the post."
"Wait, we're on defense."Shin said reminding them.
"Whoa, ho, ho, I don't play defense."Bill said.
"Typical."Michael said.
"Then how about I trade places with the girl."They looked and saw Kamen Rider Decade wearing tune squad shirt.
"Decade!"Shin said.
"Yes."Decade looks at Lola."Do you mind?"
"No."She shakes her head and goes to take a seat.
"It's your turn Shin."Decade said.
"Kivat!"Shin said.
"Alright!"He goes and bits Shin's hand.
GABU!
The belt appeared."Henshin!"He then changes into Kiva with him wearing the shirt.
"Now that's cool."Bill said."What's the plan Michael?"
"Somebody steal the ball, get it to me, and I'll score before the time runs out."Michael said.
"Don't lose that confidence. OK! Paws and wings in here! All right!"Everyone put they're hands together.
It's the Monstars ball and Marvin gives the ball to Bupkus."Now, let's all play fair. Here."Bupkus hits him away with his elbow.
Bupkus throws the ball to Pound but then Decade hits him in the gut making the ball fly off.
Bill then gets it."This must be mine."He then dribbles the ball."Whoo-hoo! This belongs to me. I'm going left! I'm going left!"He passes to Michael while Pound goes after him.
"Mike!"Kiva calls out and Michael passes to him.
Kiva jumps around the Monstars before he pushes one away, he passes the ball to Decade who dodges Bupkus, then passes at Bill.
Bill catches the ball and Blanko approaches him."Bring it on, dude."
Bill then trips him."Whoopsie-daisy. Whoo-hoo."He then passes to Michael.
"Your mine!"Pound goes after him but Michael jumps up making him fall down and uses his head as a step, then his butt letting him jump up.
Michael was going for the hoop but then Bupkus and Bang grabbed him making Michael grunt.
Michael begin to stretch his arm, reaching for the hoop and he is preparing to slam dunk. Bang and Bupkus look on in shock.
Michael slam dunks the ball into the hoop and the horn blows. The crowd cheers wildly, Swackhammer yells in rage with the tunes winning by one point.
Michael let's go of the hoop and lands on his feet.
"The Tunes win!"
Ever After group cheered for they're friends winning.
Michael goes up to Bill."That was a nice pass, man."
"That was a great stretch for the basket, too."Bill said.
"You know, you really got some skills. You might be able to play in the NBA."Michael said.
"Thanks, Mike. I'll probably quote you on that. But I'm gonna take this opportunity to retire from the game of basketball."Bill said.
"Hey can I get your autograph?"Kiva asked holding a book.
"That I can do."Bill signs it and they took a picture with Michael.
"Losers!"Swackhammer said to his team.
"Sorry!"
"Choke artists!"
"Sorry again."
"Wait until I get you back on Moron Mountain."He steps on Pound's foot making him cry in pain, he then looks at the tunes."All right. The party's over. Get in the spaceship."
"Why do you take it from this guy?"Michael asked.
"Because he's bigger."Bupkus said.
"He's bigger."Pound raises and eyebrow."
"Than we used...to be."Bang said.
"Wait a minute."The Monstars realized it.
"What are you doing?"Swackhammer got nervous.
They then grabbed him."Come here!"
"Hey! Wait! What are you dong? Wait! Let go!"Swackhammer said.
The Monstars laugh as they put Swackhammer in a rocket, Bugs and Wile E smiled. The rocket takes off and heads for the ceiling as the Monstars wave good-bye to their new ex boss. Outside the arena, the rocket blasts through the ceiling and it heads for space. Swackhammer screams as he zooms fast as he heads for the moon and he lands it on.
"Had it in you all the time, didn't you?"Michael said and they smiled."One thing though. Pass me the ball, Bugs."Bugs passes him the ball."You gotta give my friends their talent back."
They got shocked."What?"
"Do we have to?"Pound said.
"It's part of the deal."Shin said.
"Awww."
They each out they're hands on the ball before all the talent goes away making them shrink back to they're original size.
"That was so much fun."Bupkus said.
"I feel so insignificant."Bang said.
"My clothes won't fit."Pound said.
"Well I guess they would be living here?"Kiva whispers to Bugs.
"Yeah, we'll put them in good shape."Bugs said.
Raven and the others go up to Kiva and she gives him a big hug."I'm so proud of you."
"Thanks, looks like our job is done."Kiva said.
"Hey!"Michael calls out to them."I have something that would interest you both."They got curious.
Later
"The Chicago Bulls welcome back... Michael Jordan!"
The stadium was packed, after Michael gave back the talent to his friends in the NBA he got Shin and his friends front row seats to a game.
"Now this a is prize."Shin said.
"Yeah, I also recorded the hole game and I'm recording this one."Blondie said holding her mirrorpad.
"Hey we should ask the headmasters to add this game a school one."Hunter said.
"Great idea, until then let's go Bulls!"Shin said and they cheered.
Michael plays with the team and he then dunks showing everyone that he's still got it.
Note:Here's the end of the Space Jam arc with Decade appearing at the last minute giving out a hand, now to answer a review:"Guest that's later."
