Transformers Prime: No Autobots Are Idiots.

Chapter 35: New Additions.

(Transformers Prime Universe #192,394,596,203,495,867,019,183, Thursday, July 29th, 2010, third person POV...)

In the entrance of the solar system, an Autobot ship by the name of the Laughing Trick enters the solar system with great speed towards Mars.

The eighteen members of the Delightabots by the names of Majorbration, Solarsun, Shinerun, Comicwit, Wisegag, Merrychanting, Plagdoo, Memorana, Raiseup, Consolater, Drizzlegazer, Brightilive, Razzline, Indexwitt, Joculous, Punstrip, Chortleup, and Jestline, were piloting their ship while their more serious-minded allies by the names of Renderange, Laborgrant, Conferlevel, Dwellknight, Skillchamber, Harrycrew, Flagtide, Meritfest, Manition, Weightour, Pleadtend, Contoil, Loftsteep, Multiheed, Credisteem, Treadfare, Cedecree, Conborate, Elantrive, Facite, Warracile, Denserider, Flourious, Ordaish, Rebolt, Jettort, Siegewax, Throngsail, Kindledow, and Suffbrook, were manning their posts.

Majorbration then says, "In just a short time of 2 and a half groons, we'll be reaching the planet Earth, but we will need to activate our cloaking shields, our invisibility shields, our signal cloakers, and our ship's weapons similar to the ones from the Adversary, the Annex, the Antagonist, the Arc II, the Archenemy, the Arch-Rival, the Arclight, the Ark, the Ark II, the Atlantis, the Autobot Shuttle Omega Delta, the Axalon, the Azusa, the Barge, the Basket, the Beast With Wings, the Calabi-Yau, the Challenger, the Chest, the Chromia 10, the Claustrum, the Club Con, the Coffer, the Combatant, the Concordat, the Darksyde, the Darkstar, the Dawn Treader, the Death's Head, the Decatur Track, the Decimator, the Defiant, the DieCast, the Dinosaur, the Doomsday, the Eclipse, the Eight Track, the Empirion, the Enemy, the Fatal Consequence, the Fateful Archetype, the Flare Frenzy, the Flash Frenzy, the Galaxy Rocket, the Galaxy Shuttle, the Galvaburg II, the Gung Ho, the Harbinger, the Hell's Point, the Hutch, the Hydra Cannon, the Hyperborea, the Hyperion, the Iron Hope, the Iron Will, the Jackhammer, the Jonagar, the Junkion Ships, the Kalis' Lament, the Kelpwort Lament, the Kiro, the Lancer One, the Lancer Two, the Lemuria, the Leviathan, the Longbow, the Longshot, the Lost Light, the Mantlo, the Megastar, the Minnow, the Miranda II, the Mirror-Manifold, the Nanatsunoko, the Nemesis, the Nightbird, the Ogygia, the Orbital Assault Carrier Mothership, the Orion, the Pale Fire, the Peace Without Tyranny, the Peaceful Revolution, the Peaceful Tyranny, the Platonix, the Priam, the Prime Force One, the Rash Action, the Recrimination, the Refuge, the Revenge, the Rival, the Rodpod, the Rusty Mace, the Sabre, the Sea Slag, the Semidarkness, the Semper Tyrannis, the Sigma, the Sky Claw, the Skycutter, the Skyroller, the Sojourner's Passage, the Spanner, the Star Arrow, the Starhopper, the Steelhaven, the Straxus, the Thanatos, the Thunder Arrow, the Torment, the Trion, the Triumph, the Twilight, the Upstart, the Valiant, the Van De Graaff, the Victory, the Warworld, the Weak Anthropic Principle, the Worldburner, the Worldsweeper, the Xantium, and the Yukikaze to deal with the actual Nemesis itself if in the event we ever get detected by it."

Solarsun replies, "You got that right, sonny. We'll also need to use our advantages to deal with any other Decepticon ships that come after us."

Shinerun adds, "You're right, sweetspark; and even with our ship added to the Autobot bases on Earth, we won't have long of an advantage to last for longer than necessary."

Majorbration then sends out an encrypted, untraceable to Decepticons coded message to Autobot Outpost Omega One saying, "Autobot Outpost Omega One, this is Autobot Warship Laughing Trick requesting landing coordinates and reinforcements for any potential Decepticon attacks. We forty-eight Autobots in all are looking to join Optimus Prime's army on the planet Earth to assist in the war efforts."

In Autobot Outpost Omega One, Ratchet is working at the monitors when he sees the notification about the encrypted untraceable message.

Ratchet says as he looks at the message, "Oh my. They made it!"

Ratchet says into his commlink, "Optimus, this is Ratchet. Assemble a crew; the Autobot Laughing Trick Warship is arriving on Earth within two and a half hours and they're requesting landing coordinates."

Optimus replies after ten seconds of silence, "Understood, Ratchet."

Optimus assembles a crew consisting of himself along with Gelsealer, General Gentlecomfort, Geosensus, Geronimo, Getaway, Getsuei, Gigawatt, Gizmo, Ginza Prime, Glacialstar, Glare Savior, Glasnost, Glazehead, Glitch, Gloom Begonia, Glowstream, Goldenwing, Gort, Grand Slam, Grand Maximus, Grandalix Maximus, Grapple, Gravitas, Grazecutter, Greaser, Greasestain, Great Dipper, Greenlight, Grime Boss, Grimsley, Groove, Grotesque, Groundbreaker, Groundpounder, Groundshaker, Gunrunner, Guardian Major, Guardian Prime, Gusher, Guzzle, Gust Off, Gyre Fightmover, Hakata Prime, Hale Strip, Halflightcloak, Halogen, Halonix Maximus, Hammerbyte, Hardhead, Hashtag, Hasterush, Hauler, Hawking, Haywire, Hazmat, Heatrock, Heave, Heavy Load, Heavy Tread, Heavyhigh Whirlpool, Hi-Q, Highbrow, Highgear, Highjump, Hightower, Hiroshima Prime, Hishoumaru, Hoist, Holepunch, Horrorwing, Hosehead, Hot House, Hot Spot, Hot Zone, Hotwire, Hound, Hubs, Hubcap, Hubsnapper, Huffblow, Hunter, Hurricanus, Hydraulic, Iaconus, Ikebukuro Prime, Indigoshift, Indy Heat, Inferno, Ingot Breaker, Intutalluah Pax, Iota Supreme, Iro, Iron Claw, Iron Lump, Iron Roar, Iron Slag, Ironfletch, Ironside, Ironworks, Ishinomaki Prime, Itami Prime, J-One, J-Two, J-Three, J-Four, J-Five, J-Six, J-Seven, J-Eight, J-Nine, J-Ten, J-Eleven, J-Twelve, J-Thirteen, J-Fourteen, J-Fifteen, J-Sixteen, J-Seventeen, J-Eighteen, Jackpot, Jawbreaker, Jaze, Jazz, Jetbash, Jetbeetle, Jetfire, Jetstorm, Jettacker, Jettison, Jinbu, Joe, Jolt, Joyride, JP12, JP93, Junkheap, Junkyard, Kaen, Kaltor, Kappa Supreme, Kawasaki Prime, Kenzan, Kick-Off, Kick-Over, Knifegash, Kranix, Kudon, Lancer, Landfill, Landmine, Laster, Launchermach, Leader-1, Leaf, Leo Prime, L.P., Liberate Force, Liege Maximo, Light Machete, Lightbounder, Lightspeed, Lightsteed, Lightstorm, Limerappa, Lionizer, Lionhack, Lodestar, Logos Prime, Longtooth, Lube, Lug, Lunaglow, Lunastream, Mach Alert, Mach Five Racing Prime, Machinegun, Magenta Prime, Magnitisha Prima, Magnus Prime, Mainframe, Mainspring, Mauverappa, Maverick, Maxitrek, Mechamaster, Mega Dozer, Mega Hauler, Mega Magnus, Mega Trion, Megaair, Megalopolis, Melinda Prime, Meltdown, Mercury, Metalhawk, Meteorblast, Meteorfire, Metrobase, Metroplex, Metrotitan, Michelle Soothsayer, Micronus Prime, Midnight Express, Mindset, Miraclebus, Mirage, Missile Master, Mito Prime, Modus Prime, Monarchsteel, Moonrock, Mortilus Prime, Motor Load, Motormix, Mudflap, Mudslinger, Murdergraze, Muzzle, Nagoya Prime, Nanba Prime, Nancy, Natron, Navitas, Nebulon, Nemesis, Neo, Neo Brave Maximus, Neurocell, Neutro, Neutrostar, Nexus Prime, Night, Nightra, Nightbeat, Nightcruz, Nightshade, Nightstick, Noisecracker, Nominus Prime, Nosecone, Nosedrill, Nova Magnus, Nova Prime, Null Storm, Obsidian, Oceanglow, Oiler, Omega S.P.R.E.E.M., Omega Supreme, Onagerok, Onyx Prime, O.P., Orange Beetle, Orion Star, Ortega Maxine, Osseinbreaker, Outback, Over-Run, Overdrive, Overflow, Overhaul, Overload, Overquash Prime, Override, Overturner Chi Prime, Pattern Shredder, Peacemaker, Phantom Nova, Phaser, Pick-Up, Pilebot, Piledrive, Pileton, Pincher, Pinion, Pinpointer, Pipeline, Pipes, Pitstop, Playback, Pointblank, Poundjet, Power Digger, Power Run, Powerglide, Powertrain, Powervision Bravo Prime, Pral, Press Forefront, Prima, Primal Prime, Prime Nova, Primon, Prion, Prowloader, Pruner, Psychic Pointman, Psychic Shortstop, Punch, Punthind, Push-Button, Quickmix, Quickswitch, Quig, Quintessa, Quintus Prime, R.A., Raceflow, Rad, Railspike, Raindance, Raise, Rampart Punch, Rapid Run, Rapido, Rapidspeed, Razorwing, Razzia, Re-Cycle, Recitebrass, R.E.S., R.E.V., Recoil, Red Alert, Red Five, Red Hot, Redeem Force, Regulus Prime, Relieve Force, Remedy, Repugnus, Rescue Force, Retro, Rev, Revo, Ricochet, Rifleriff, Riftbreaker, Rigid Tooth, Riotsteam, Riphack, Rippleside, Road Rocket, Roadblock, Roadburn, Roadburner, Roadhandler, Roadtrack, Rockskipper, Rocket Plume, Rocketbot, Rocketflame, Rollbar, Roller, Rollout, Rook, Roserappa, Rotor High, RoughEdge, Roughrime, Rubbish, Rum-Maj, Sablesquall, Safety Prime, Saitama Prime, Samielstorm, San D-Go, Sandstorm, Sapporo Chūō Prime, Sapporo Prime, Savior Force, Scamper, Scarlet Wing, Scatterbullet, Scattergun, Scattershot, Scoop, Scoriaglow, Scoutjet, Scoutlauncher, Scoutslasher, Scoutstinger, Scrapdust, Scrap Iron, Scrapheap, Scraphook, Searchlight, Seaspray, Seawatch, Seizan, Sendai Prime, Sensuimaru, Sentinel Alnair Prime, Septimus Prime, Shademesher, Shadowcatcher, Shamsting, Shapestrip, Sharp Storm, Shavefang, Shearbolt, Shimmershaft, Shine Sprinter, Shouki, Showerdrvie, Side Burn, Sidetrack, Sights, Sigil, Sigma Supreme, Silencer, Silverbolt, Silverbrake, Siren, Sise, Six-Gun, Sizzle, Skids, Skimblock, Sky High, Sky Lynx, Skydive, Skyfall, Skyfeather, Skyhammer, Skyhook, Skysledge, Slammer, Slapdash, Sledgehammer, Slide, Slingshot, Slipstream, Slitmark, Slow Poke, Slushstorm, Snapspring, Snipper, Soaring, Solomus Prime, Solus Prime, Sonic Bomber, Sonic Ronin, Sou, Space Drummer, Spark, Sparkleshout, Sparrowdeath, Speckmetal, Spectaclelight, Spectercover, Spectrosynth, Speedbreaker, Splashdown, Spoilsport, Springer, Sprocket, Squashmash, S.S., Stakeout, Stalker, Stalwartox, Star Crusher, Stardust Wanderer, Stealth Bomber, Stealth Saber, Steeldevil, Steelgripper, Steellock, Steelthroat, Steelwhip, Stegobot, Stegohowl, Sterachange, Stiletto, Stirmaster, Stokeblaze, Stormsteam, Stormhammer, Stormshot, Stormsmasher, Stormsong, Stormweather Warrior, Strafe, Strangeeagle, Stratosphere, Streamhead, Streamtackle, Streetrunner, Streetsmart, Streetstar, Streetwise, Streetzone, Strictlock, Strikedown, Stumbleflow, Stylor, Suiken, Sunlighter, Sunrunner, Sunstreaker, Sureshot, Surge, Swarmflow, Swashplate, Sweeppounce, Swerve, Swindler, Swirlflow, Syncol, Tachikawa Prime, Tacklewaver, Taildog, Tailspin, Takasaki Prime, Takedown, Tamayatron, Tearknocker, Tempest Spin, Templar, Tempo, Terminal Lightning, Theta Supreme, Thrash, Thunderbuffer, Thunderclap, Thunderhowl, Tightdevil, Tightgripper, Tightlock, Tightthroat, Tomahawk, Tombdigger, Top-Heavy, Topstrong, Tornado Dancer, Torque, Tote, Tow-Line, Tracer, Tracks, Traillugger, Trampcrusher, Trashbin, Trashmaster, Tread Bolt, Trinitarian, Trip-Up, Tsarsaber, Tuneup, Turbo Board, Turbofire, Twincast, Twinferno, Twitch, Typhoon Stalker, Tyrannitron, Ulma, Ultra Trion, Umbrashape Killer, Umeda Prime, Valorous Prime, Vanguard, Vaultquake, Vault Saber, Vectorium, Vector Prime, Veilhide, Vermilion Thunderbolt, Vibes, Victory Bomber, Vigilem, Volt, Vraz, Vroom, Vulture, VX-Prime, W.A.R.S., Warpath, Waver Daybreak, Waverider, Wavetackle, Wavetacker, Waypoint, Weathershower, Wedge, Weirdmagic Prime, Wheel Blaze, Wheelgrim, Wheelie, Wideload, Widerange, W-Ride, Wildwheel, Wind Shooter, Windblade, Windbreaker, Windcharger, Windfall Gatherer, Windout, Windy, Wingbomb, Wingdaze, Wingdive, Wingmach, Wingtacker, Wipewaster, Wolfang, Wrath Thunder, Wreck-Gar, Wuji, X-Brawn, Yellowheart Prime, Yoketron, Yokohama Prime, Yukikaze, Yūrakuchō Prime, Zephyr Clash, Zeta Prime, Zeta Supreme, Zetar, Zinnia, Zoom, and Zulu Prime and they went to the command center.

Kaylee then asks, "Guys, what's going on?"

Optimus answers, "An Autobot warship is making landfall, and we are just about to make contact with them."

Kaylee asks again, "No way; there's more Autobots across the universe?"

Arcee answers, "Yes, Kaylee; the masses scattered to the stars when Cybertron finally went dark. But the 'Cons are known for baiting traps with false beacons."

Kaylee remarks, "Gee, thanks for the vote of confidence despite how true it is."

Ratchet says, "For your information, femmes, the message from the Autobot warship has been verified twice, and it is genuine."

Optimus says, "The Autobot Laughing Trick Warship with the Delightabots is genuine too."

Kaylee asks, "Delightabots?"

Ratchet answers, "A group of three combiner groups with the first two being the parents of the third group, eighteen in total. And among them is the children capable of combining into the Autobot known as Jubilion, while his parents' combined forms are Triumphion and Gleeion, each of them equally powerful in delivering clean comedy and taking out hordes of Decepticons."

Kaylee remarks, "Wow."

Ratchet then types into the computer and he says, "Okay, I set up landing coordinates for the warship in the Kolmanskop ghost town in Namibia, Africa for the warship. All we can do now is wait."

Two and a half hours later, in the Namibia ghost town, the Autobot group waited patiently until an Autobot warship similar to a mixture of the Ark, the Nemesis, the Hyperion, the Doomsday, the Axalon, the Darksyde, Fortress Maximus' ship mode, the Megastar, the Atlantis, the Ogygia, the Hyperborea, the Lemuria, the Longbow, the Thunder Arrow, and Omega Supreme's ship mode appeared, with decorations related to comedy.

The Laughing Trick touches down, and who steps out first are Majorbration, Solarsun, and Shinerun.

Optimus steps forward and says, "Majorbration, Solarsun, Shinerun, welcome to Earth."

Solarsun replies, "Thank you, sir."

Shinerun adds, "Optimus, nice to see you again."

Majorbration adds as well before calling out into the ship via the open ramp, "And it's not just us; there's forty-five more of our crew onboard. Guys, come out; there's fellow Autobots out here!"

In no time, Comicwit, Wisegag, Merrychanting, Plagdoo, Memorana, Raiseup, Consolater, Drizzlegazer, Brightilive, Razzline, Indexwitt, Joculous, Punstrip, Chortleup, Jestline, Renderange, Laborgrant, Conferlevel, Dwellknight, Skillchamber, Harrycrew, Flagtide, Meritfest, Manition, Weightour, Pleadtend, Contoil, Loftsteep, Multiheed, Credisteem, Treadfare, Cedecree, Conborate, Elantrive, Facite, Warracile, Denserider, Flourious, Ordaish, Rebolt, Jettort, Siegewax, Throngsail, Kindledow, and Suffbrook stepped out.

Optimus says before asking, "Autobots, welcome to Earth. Delightabots, do you remember how to combine?"

To answer the Prime's question, Majorbration and his family combined into Jubilion, Triumphion, and Gleeion.

Jubilion remarks, "Jubilion, Triumphion, and Gleeion reporting for duty."

The three Autobots transform back into their component units.

Optimus then says into his commlink, "Optimus to base, requesting Ground Bridge back to base. We have forty-eight guests coming home with us."

Ratchet answers, "Request denied, Optimus; Decepticon troops are inbound."

Optimus replies before saying, "Understood. Autobots, prepare for battle!"

The Autobots bring up their weapons while the Titans and Guardian Robots enlarged themselves to be able to destroy the Decepticon troops easier.

Soon, over three thousand, five hundred and forty-six Decepticon Soldiers, Rocket Troopers, Protectors, Shotgunners, Seekers, Brutes, Cloakers, Heavy Soldiers, and Destroyers turned up, each of them being in groups of sixty.

The Autobots' superior numbers proved that the odds are in their favor.

After taking out the Decepticon troops and reprogramming them into Autobot counterparts of themselves, Ratchet opens the Ground Bridge at their location.

Over time, the Delightabots and their friends got along well with the rest of the Autobot army and with the humans.

Of course, Ratchet had notified Agent Fowler earlier about forty-eight new Autobot arrivals and notified the liaison about what kind of Autobots he needs to meet as soon as they arrive in the base.

Agent Fowler laid down the ground rules for the new recruits and he eventually left to report to his superiors at the Pentagon.

In his workshop, Smokeedge told his old supervisor by the name of Accordent about the developments and what he believes will happen in three days from now.

Accordent then says, "Stay strong, Lieutenant, for these Neutrals will only provide support if you request nicely."

Smokeedge replies, "Yes sir."

Smokeedge turns off the transmitter before going back to his weapon forging.

The End.

(Author's notes: See you all in chapter 36: More Neutrals turned Autobots.)