While messing around with Ideas for my Gamer fic this came up and thought it be fun to write. Most chapter may be small and may range between 500-2000 words. Also trigger warning as well.

An explosion of unknown power is felt throughout the world. Every monster, god, and magician felt it. An alien power so unknown and unique spawned a search from all factions. But the being who wields these powers shouldn't be tested. For they have it for a reason.

(10 years later)

Things have calmed down many years after that event, and no searches have found anything meaningful. But one day, a book called Monster Girl Cookbook appeared in many libraries. The book's contents disgusted, sickened, and horrified those who read it. It contained detailed instructions on how to cut up and cook certain monster girls. What part was good to eat, and what was to be thrown out. What does it go well with, and how to neutralize the mamono magic contained in the meat. When monsters tried to throw it away, the book always seemed to return, as if the person who made it was purposely taunting them with it. So, left with no choice, the book was forced to stay in their libraries. But every so often, the book would be updated with new info. Either a new monster or more additions to an existing page.

-Orcs and high orcs-

While in a human village trying to barter for some metals, I heard a bell ring and someone screaming.

"ORCS! ORCS ARE RAIDING!"

*Sigh* "Ee'ter vue romma'l quav. Fuck it!" Grabbing the sickles inside the blacksmith, I exit.

"Hey, you gotta pay for those!" Ignoring them, I continue outside.

(Quluar)

Things are going well for her and her gang of orcs. Quluar was a High orc in charge of a good size of orcs. But of course, with size this big, her girls eventually got thirsty for some men. So Quluar sent some orcs to scout any villages filled with men ripe for the taking, and soon they reported with success. Everyone didn't waste time preparing for the raid, and once suited up, they attacked. And the raid has been a big success. She couldn't help but smile as her girls claimed many husbands not wasting time in making love with them. But sadly, she couldn't find a proper mate suited for her, which turned her smile into a frown. Sighing, she continued to head deeper into the village, hoping to find one.

(?)

Stabbing the end of the sickles into the eyes of the orc, she began screaming as I pulled and cut her head in three. But in doing so, I broke one of the sickles. "Cheap fucking metal; gonna have a word with that blacksmith once I'm done." Throwing away the useless sickle, I now hold onto the single sickle. Looking at my surroundings, I see a few corpses of orcs, all covered in brutal cuts. If one looked closely, they would tell they were purposely made to cause as much pain as possible. Ignoring the bodies, I continue to walk deeper into the village.

Rounding a corner, I see more orcs. They also see me and try seducing me. But I only attacked them. They tried to put up a fight, but with the amount of experience I have, they were basically easy prey. Ducking beneath one of the orc's swings, I quickly slash her chest before backing away. She screams in pain as she holds her chest, trying to stop as much of the bleeding as possible. But it doesn't mean anything as I quickly decapitate her. Which also caused my last weapon to break.

"CHEAP FUCKING METAL!" I say, throwing the now useless weapon on the floor. Sensing something behind me, I quickly dodged to my left, narrowly avoiding a swing of an axe.

"YOU! How dare you kill my orcs!" Yells the high orc.

"Ey, they started it. I only returned the favor." I say, bowing at her while smiling. She only snarls at me before she swings her weapon at me again. I roll towards her to avoid the swing of her axe. Once close to her, I put her gut, rib, and then chin before moving out of the way of a punch from her.

"Heh, you're good." She said, wiping the blood from her mouth and inspecting it.

"What can I say? I learned from the best." Holding my arms out in a taunt. She only smiles at me before speaking.

"Oh, I'm gonna make you mine." Giving me a big smile.

"Big words coming from someone who looks like a snack." I retorted back. As I jump up and down with my arms up in a fighting stance.

"...What?" said the high orc, genuinely confused while also blushing. But she didn't get to think about it anymore as she was forced to lift her axe to block a dropkick from me. The high orc gritted her teeth at the force of the kick she blocked. But mustering up some of her own, she pushed back, launching me a ways back, but I still right myself. "Say, what's your name, human? I want to know what my future husband is called." Licking her lips.

I would only chuckle, "Sorry, but I'm happily married. But you can call me Kell."

"Well then, human, my name is Quluar." Readying her axe, she continued, "And I'll make you mine!" As she began to charge.

(30 minutes later)

Quluar was barely standing. She was heaving and breathing heavily as she looked up at the human. No, that man ain't human. His endurance, his strength, his speed. It's too fast, too coordinated, too much force. Her whole body ached. She had been bruised and cut, but Kell had none. She hadn't even touched him once. Even when an audience of her orcs cheering her on, he never grew weary.

"Really? Tired already, I thought you would've given me a challenge, but no. You're only weak!" I insulted.

Quluar snarled at me, then, in a sudden surge of energy, she lifted her axe and began charging me.

"What a disappointment." Quluar only managed to open her eyes wide before she was on the floor. Confused and dazed, she tried to quickly get up but soon realized she couldn't. Looking down, she saw that one of her legs was cut off. And whatever adrenaline she was on soon faded as she began screaming while clutching her leg. The other orcs surrounding us slowly backed up in fear as they saw their leader get down.

Walking up to her, Quluar stared at me in fear and... lust? I only scowled at her. "Really, even in this situation, you're still feeling lust!" The high orc would flinch at me, yelling at her, but she still replied.

"B-but I can't help it! It's part of my nature, and I can't suppress it. That was so exciting! You're so strong! I bet you'll be so much more... exciting..." She'd stare at me with an excited look in her eyes. Even though she may have a feeling this human may not be fully human. He still beat her and brought her to his mercy.

Giving a blank look, I picked up her axe and held it atop my head.

"... Please... have mercy..."

Tears begin to form in her eyes, and she looks up at you with desperation. She fears her imminent death, but I can see in her eyes that she still lusts for me. I scowled again and brought the axe down. She only let out a quick scream before it was quickly silenced. Looking at the rest of the other orcs, they flinched at my sight before they all screamed in fear and began running away.

"RETREAT!" Just as quickly as the orc yelled that, they all began running away in a frenzy, tripping on thing each other or men on the floor. Once they all retreated, I looked down at the dead high orc.

"Would be a shame to let your meat go to waste."

-Entree-

[High Orcs]

I was surprised to find out that high orcs tasted like venison. I was really thinking they would taste like pork. But either way, it was a welcome surprise. But as I said, they taste like venison but more flavourful. It makes me want to capture and eat more of them. But it's a hassle. Potatoes go really well with their flesh; it compliments their savory meat nicely. You can also pair it with a nice steak sauce or ketchup and maybe some spices to add more punch. The meat makes a nice steak with a bit of salt and pepper. I like a medium rare cook on this meat because anything too dry will make it too tough to eat.

(Brain)

I was surprised to see how nutritious the brain was after eating it, I have to say the flavor was quite delicious.

(Lungs)

The lung was surprisingly tender and flavorful. I would recommend some rice with it and some chicken if you have any. I also recommend eating the lung well for maximum flavor.

(Heart)

I was surprised that the heart did not have much flavor in the blood. In fact, it was very similar to the lung but tougher; I would recommend eating the heart in a type of gumbo or soup, like pozole. (If you even know what that is)

(Others)

Other parts of the high orcs' organs taste horrible. Even after many tries and different types of high orcs, I could never find a good recipe.

-Update-

(Kidneys)

Deep fry the kidneys; they are delicious, especially with ketchup or tartar sauce.

(Ears)

Same with the kidneys.

[Orcs]

Taste like fucking pork. No surprise there. Like with pigs, you could cut their ear and make soup with it. Cut slices and make bacon or pork chops. If anything, orcs are like a premium version of pigs. Would recommend hunting them.

(Heart)

Tastes best in a soup or as mini chunks of meat in a stew. Would recommend salt and lime.

(Kidneys)

Soup. Same with heart.

(Ears)

More soup. Plus good for a cough.

(Bladder)

I don't know why, but the Bladder has a jerky taste. Eating it raw is safe, but don't cook it, as it makes the Bladder taste horrible.

(Skin)

Dip the skin in oil and you'll make Chicharrón.

(Others)

Fucking disgusting! ESPECIALLY THE BRAIN! HOW DOES IT HAVE SO MUCH FUCKING FAT?!

-Update-

(Brain)

Makes good cooking oil and adds flavor.

Hope you all enjoyed!