You've got an Abnormal in me
Chapter 36
Medaka and Satsuki were trying to get to the moving truck when RC had a problem
RC slows down and sputters to a stop as Medaka and Satsuki watch in vain as the family van and moving truck disappear down the street and a cuckoo bird chirps
Great! Medaka said
What do we do? Satsuki said
I don't know. Medaka said
Satsuki drops the remote in disappointment as she looks back at the rocket which is still attached to her back which gives her an idea
Medaka? Satsuki said
What is it? Medaka said
The rocket! Satsuki said
The match! Medaka said
Medaka pulls out the match from her pocket that Sid had put there earlier
Do you have it? Satsuki said
Yes! Medaka said
Use it! Satsuki said
Thank you, Sid! Medaka said
Medaka runs around behind Satsuki and strikes the match against RC's back tire and is about to light the fuse when a car whizzes over them blowing out the match Medaka looks stunned at this as she clenches the match in her hands and falls prostrate to the ground
No-o-o! No-no-no-no! No-o-o! Medaka said
Unable to watch a princess cry Satsuki lowers her head causing her head to block the sun from Medaka as Satsuki's shadow moves over her Medaka stops sobbing and suddenly sees a white dot on her hand which is the same dot generated from Sid's magnifying glass
What the? Medaka said
Medaka checked her pockets again and found a tiny magnifying glass
Alright. Medaka said
What do you mean alright? We failed. Satsuki said
No, we haven't. Medaka said
What? Satsuki said
Medaka holds the magnifying glass at the sun for some light
Medaka?! What are you doing? Satsuki said
Just wait, Satsuki! Medaka said
Medaka kept holding the magnifying glass at the sun and the fuse lights
Perfect! Medaka said
What the? Satsuki said
Let's go! Medaka said
Alright. Satsuki said
Ha-ha! Medaka said
You did it! Next stop. Andy! Satsuki said
Before they were ready Medaka stopped smiling and remembered something
Wait a minute. Medaka said
What is it? Satsuki said
I just lit a rocket. Medaka said
So? Satsuki said
Rockets explode! Medaka said
What? Satsuki said
The rocket fires making RC go super fast passing car after car Medaka's face starts wagging at the speed as the moving truck appears ahead of them the toys gather around Foghorn who has his spring splayed out in his middle
I shoulda held on longer. Foghorn said
At least you tried man. Bart said
Yeah. Gene said
Lenny looked out of the back and saw Medaka Satsuki and RC zooming up to them
Look! Look! It's Medaka and Satsuki! Comin' up fast! Lenny said
Medaka! Zoidberg said
The rocket is so strong that it begins to lift Medaka and Satsuki into the air Medaka manages to hold on to RC but not for long as she is forced to lose her grip sending RC toward the moving van
Take cover! Zoidberg said
The toys ran out of the way Only Bart remained standing as RC smashed into him sending his parts flying as the rocket carried Medaka and Satsuki higher and higher
Ahhh! This is the part where we blow up! Medaka said
Not today! Satsuki said
What? Medaka said
Watch this! Satsuki said
Satsuki presses the red button which opens her wings and breaks through the tape that holds her to the rocket as the toys separate from the rocket just before it explodes the toys plummet toward the ground
Ah-h-h-h-h! Medaka said
Satsuki banks under some power lines while Medaka had her eyes closed
Open your eyes Medaka! Satsuki said
No way! Medaka said
Just open them! Satsuki said
Fine! Medaka said
Medaka opens her eyes and sees that she and Satsuki are flying
Wow! Medaka said
See? Satsuki said
Hey, Satsuki! You're flying! Medaka said
This isn't flying. This is falling. with style! Satsuki said
Ha ha! To infinity, and beyond! Medaka said
Medaka and Satsuki soar towards the moving truck but then they fly over it much to Medaka's confusion
Uh, Satsuki? Medaka said
What is it? Satsuki said
We missed the truck! Medaka said
I know! Satsuki said
What? Medaka said
We're not aiming for the truck! Satsuki said
What do you mean? Medaka said
Look down! Satsuki
Medaka looked down to see that they were gaining on the family van
(Gasps) Medaka gasped
Well? Satsuki said
You mean? Medaka said
Yes! Satsuki said
Oh! Medaka said
Should we fly down there? Satsuki said
Of course! Medaka said
Alright! Satsuki said
Medaka and Satsuki fly over to the sunroof and then drop into the car before anyone notices they land in an open box in the back seat next to Andy and hide behind the seat
We're here. Satsuki said
Perfect. Medaka said
Now let's be quiet. Satsuki said
Alright. Medaka said
Andy looked over to see a limp Medaka and Satsuki inside the box
Hey! Wow! Andy said
What? What is it? Mrs. Davis said
Medaka! Satsuki! Andy said
Oh, great, you found them. Mrs. Davis said
Yeah! Andy said
Where were they? Mrs. Davis said
Here! In the car! Andy said
See? Now, what did I tell you? Right where you left them. Mrs. Davis said
Andy hugs his favorite toys happily while Medaka and Satsuki give each other a knowing wink before they resume freezement
A few months later
Months later it's Christmas in Andy's new house in the living room Andy his mom and Molly are around the Christmas tree opening presents
Which one can i open first? Andy said
Let's let Molly open one. Mrs. Davis said
While Andy and his family are opening presents Sarge is using his binoculars to spy on them and his soldiers turn on the baby monitor that they're holding in the branches while the other monitor plays on Andy's nightstand
Frankincense, this is Myrrh. Come in, Frankincense. Sarge said
Satsuki is now sitting on the edge of Andy's bed while Gene rests on the nightstand as they listen to the monitor
Hey, heads up everybody! It's showtime. Gene said
The toys and Medaka are mingling together like a typical office Christmas party
Oh! It's time! Zoidberg said
The toys stopped dancing and hurried over to the monitor Medaka was about to follow when Spider-Man grabbed her with his web
Whoooooah! Oh! Spider-Man! Medaka said
Hey Medaka. Spider-Man said
There's gotta be a less painful way to get my attention. Medaka said
Merry Christmas, Princess. Spider-Man said
Spider-Man points his web upwards at his spider bots with mistletoe in their mouths
Say, isn't that mistletoe? Medaka said
Mm-hmmmmm. Spider-Man said
Spider drops his web dips Medaka and kisses her
The toys are congregated below the monitor this time with excitement instead of fear this time
Maybe Andy'll get another alien lobster, like a leaf-eater. Zoidberg said
A leaf-eater? I say a leaf-eater? Foghorn said
Yeah. That way, i could play the, uh, dominant predator. Ha ha ha! Zoidberg said
(Laughs) Foghorn laughed
Quiet everyone, quiet! Satsuki said
Molly's first present is...Lisa. Repeat. A Lisa. Sarge said
Bart looks annoyed and overjoyed when he hears he is getting a Lisa
A Lisa? Bart said
Way to go, Idaho! Gene said
Gee, i better shave. Bart said
Bart takes off his mustache piece and flicks it away as Medaka climbs onto the bed and joins Satsuki her face covered in lipstick from Spider-Man kissing her
Come in, Frankincense. Andy is now opening his first present it's a... Sarge said
Come on. Say it! What is his first present? Satsuki said
Satsuki bangs the side of the monitor trying to get an answer from Sarge
Satsuki. Medaka said
What? Satsuki said
Satsuki Kiryuin you are not worried, are you? Medaka said
I can't quite make out... Sarge said
Me? No, no, no, no...mm-mmm. Satsuki said
Good. Medaka said
Are you? Satsuki said
Now Satsuki, what could Andy possibly get that is worse than you? Medaka said
Oh, what is it? What is it? Andy said
Suddenly a dog was barking in the living room
Wow! A puppy! Andy said
Medaka and Satsuki looked at each other in surprise for a second then shared a worried smile
It looks like Medaka and Satsuki are now best friends and it also looks like they'll get along just fine
THE END