DEVIL'S BAYOU - PABLO & ANDERSON
WORK IN PROGRESS
Flying through the endless voids of space was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Kamen Rider (1971), Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Dragon Knight Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman and his counterparts, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily along with Indigo Carrington, Indigo One, Lego Indigo One, Nadine Nok, Cassie Nok and Kreaven as well as Twister (Kirby), Chameleon (Secret Squirrel), Crusher McPersoncrusher, Griffania Ironwings, Matakoshin and Scorpion Phantom and we were heading to an amazing food planet.
Me: I have a feeling this planet is gonna be fun.
Xenia: I agree there.
Camie: I hope it's a fun one.
Qin: Same here.
Laney: I agree there.
Eli: Yeah.
Nico: Indigo, I want ot thank you, Twister, and your teams for coming.
Indigo Carrington: No problem Nico. I'm looking forward to this one.
Indigo One: Nok. This will be a fun one.
Camie: It sure will.
Nico: Indigo, what does Nok mean?
Indigo One: That's not only the name of the home planet we live on. But also it means Compassion be with you.
Nico: Oh I get it.
Xenia: That's interesting.
Cassie Nok: It sure is.
Nadine Nok: It's amazing too.
Kreaven: Nok. Yes it is.
Juran: That's good to know.
Me: Yep.
Camie: What is the Indigo Tribe for?
Me: It's a group of Lanterns that represent the Indigo Light of Compassion. It's composed of some of the Galaxy's most dangerous criminals that didn't have a single ounce of remorse or compassion at all.
Nico: Yep.
Camie: Geez!
Me: I know.
Nico: Yep. Man yesterday was NUTS!
Me: I know! Now the time has come for us to destroy the jerks and Xehanort.
Laney: Yeah! At least Timmy is happy that we killed Icky Vicky
Nico: Now, Dimmsdale doesn't have to worry about her anymore
Me: Yep. Just earlier on the news I saw them put on an ANTI-ICKY VICKY Parade and they were dancing and Singing Ding Dong Icky Vicky is dead.
WE LAUGHED!
Nico: (LAUGHS) That's funny!
Me: Yep. And they made an effigy of Icky Vicky and burned it and danced and peed and shit on the ashes.
Laney: Boy they sure did.
Lola: Good riddance.
Camie: No kidding!
Nico: We got justice for all the kids hurt by her.
Me: We sure did. And I have an idea for this event. From yesterday to Christmas Eve we're going to call those the 12 Days of Jerksmas. It's where we're going to get justice for all the people that the jerks have hurt.
Nico: I like that.
Xenia: Yeah!
Maria: We'll probably run into more Militia Troops
Me: If we do we'll be ready for them.
Camie: Yeah.
May: We're here!
We saw that it was a green planet.
Me: From up here it looks like a forest planet.
Nico: Lets get closer.
We flew down and we landed and saw that it was a planet made of a vegetable that I DIDN'T LIKE! IT WAS A CAULIFLOWER PLANET!
Me: WHOA! It's a Cauliflower Planet!
Maria: What do we do about this?
Lana was eating some.
Lana: (EATING) Mmm! Good cauliflower.
Me: Lana's a good girl eating vegetables. I'll call Jared too.
Jared was called in and he saw the planet.
Jared: WOW! A Cauliflower Planet! One of my favorites.
Me: Help yourself son.
Jared was eating them too.
Nico: Can I try one?
Me: Go for it.
Nico did so.
Maria: Well, what do you think?
Nico: (Eating) (GULP) YUCK!
Me: Welcome to my world.
Xenia: Yeah.
May tried one.
May: (EATING) (GULP) YUCK! I don't like it.
Camie: Oh boy.
Me: Yeah Cauliflower is not that well liked.
Nico: It's gross huh.
Maria tried one.
Maria: (Eating) (Gulp) YUCK!
Lola: Yeah it's gross.
Xenia: To some yes.
Camie: Yeah.
Jared: It's not well liked to some people.
Lana: Yeah it takes a while to get used to.
Juran: None of us are trying this
Nico: Yeah.
Me: I don't blame you.
Qin: Yeah.
Lola: I don't like cauliflower.
Nico: Could the mascots like it?
I shrugged.
Lincoln: Okay, guys, we've got ourselves an emergency that we are absolutely not going to like in the slightest: we got word that an Evil Sasuke is here on the Cauliflower planet and he's out to kill J.D. again!
Me: (FLARES UP RAINBOW PHOENIX FORCE AURA) WHAT?! THAT FUCKING ASSHOLE, HE JUST DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHEN TO FUCKING QUIT?!
Nico: I know, right? That asshole and the others like him literally have a fucking death wish when it comes to trying to kill us!
Eli: He keeps on coming after us like a bad itch!
Lincoln: We've been doing that to Evil Sasuke during the early days of the team, and he still does not know when to quit. Well, we'll make sure he gets the message this time.
Lucy Loud: He will never learn, his heart is as black as the night itself.
Suddenly, the rest of the team arrived, thanks to Lincoln's telepathic message.
Ed Cowart: We got here as fast as we could thanks to Lincoln's message.
Lori: So, another Evil Sasuke has literally shown up. Jeez, he's like a bad itch, we need to form an Anti-Evil Sasuke Extermination branch when this situation comes up.
Lincoln: That was something I was working on during the early days of the team, and now our team's expanding. Plus, as always, J.D.'s led on with the Evil Sasuke rants with many of us also doing it as well, now, let's get going and hunt him down
Me: Yeah!
Suddenly, Lincoln's large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings orbiting the corners behind his head glowed and the four large orbiting gold rings fired beams of light that formed into a viewing window and we see Stan and Steak Stankco dressed only in shorts and shirtless and still forced to mine and eat broccoli at The Broccoli Mine Prison in Canada, and they'd regained their abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs along with their massive physical upper body and lower body strength, but they were now as four times as big as The Hulk.
The two of them were grumbling like mad and there was no doubt they were plotting to escape once again, but then, we saw the barbell tattoos on their backs glow red. Suddenly, Stan and Steak were glowing with red energy, but then, their arms were raised and it looked like their wrists were bound with metal cuffs same with their feet.
Me: Uh oh, here we go!
Lincoln: Yep.
Suddenly, Lincoln made red portals appear in front of the Stankcos, and then, out of nowhere, Lincoln sprouted tentacles with suctions from his chest and all of the males on the team did the same and they went through the portals and they came out of the portals and latched themselves onto the massive pecs, necks, arms, and legs of Stan and Steak Stankco. Then, the tentacles began sucking the Stankcos' of their massive muscle mass, virility, and massive physical strength and they were groaning in pain as they began shrinking in muscle mass.
Then, all of the massive muscle mass, virility, and massive physical strength of The Stankcos began being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he began growing even more stronger.
The same thing happened to me, Nico, and all the males on the team and our abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on our bodies, and our massive angel wings spread out and glowed and our halos glowed and we also began growing even more stronger.
Lincoln: (Growls) Oh man, I haven't forgotten how potent this curse really is.
Me: (Growls) Yeah, this is really potent, but this still feels incredible.
Then, when Lincoln and all the males were done, the tentacles detached themselves from the pecs, arms, legs, and necks of the two meatheads and they went back into us as the portals closed, and we saw that Stan and Steak Stankco were thin as a rake and sucked bone dry of their muscle mass, virility, and massive physical strength again, and the glowing barbells on their back stopped glowing.
Stan and Steak Stankco: NOT AGAIN! (ENRAGED SCREAMING)
The viewing window closed as the four large orbiting gold rings stopped glowing and the light beams disappeared. Suddenly, we saw that we were even more bigger in muscle thanks to Lincoln's curse he put on The Stankcos.
Me: (Looked at my even more muscular body) Whoa. Lincoln, that Min's Egyptian Virility Drain Curse you put on the Stankcos is still really potent. But, look at us, now we're even more ripped than ever. (Flexes my even more massive muscles)
Lincoln: (Flexes his even more massive muscles) Yep, and this curse will be on them for all eternity. (Sensed for Evil Sasuke) AHA! Gotcha! I just spotted Evil Sasuke, he's 20 yards away, but we need to watch it, what if that's a substitution.
Me: I know. Let's head over and tear him apart.
Lincoln: He's not getting out of this, he's getting torn apart again. (Sensed Flip's musclebound thugs) Uh oh, hold up, I sensed a massive army of Flip's musclebound thugs also heading right for us.
Nico: (GROWLS) Flip, you stupid mutant cheapskate!
Me: That mutant just doesn't even know when to quit!
Suddenly, we saw ten massive armies of Flip's musclebound thugs arrive, and they came barreling towards us in a fit of rage.
Lincoln: Ugh, I knew there was no mistaking the stench of B.O. in the air!
Lincoln fired vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings and medium sized white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and his halo glowed and he began growing even stronger.
I did the same by firing vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into me and my abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on my body, and my massive elemental angel wings and medium sized elemental angel wings with aurora and red tips spread out and my halo glowed and I began growing even stronger.
The other male members did the same by firing vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into them and their abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on their bodies, and their massive angel wings spread out and their halos glowed and they began growing even stronger.
When we were done, the vacuum tubes detached themselves from the chests of the thugs and went back into us, and the thugs were now dead from blood loss and thin as a rake and Lincoln fired a blast of red energy and destroyed them leaving them as ashes. Then, we set our sights on Evil Sasuke.
Penny heard a Pokemon cry.
Penny: Look here!
We saw a Palkia!
Me: WHOA! Palkia!
Penny: Cool!
Me: And the poor thing hurt himself.
Palkia: Yeah. That duckhead jerk did this.
Nico: Evil Sasuke!
We got to healing it.
Penny: There. Better?
Palkia: Thanks to you.
Me: Want to come with us?
Palkia: Sure.
Me: Awesome.
Poromon tried some cauliflower and he spit it out!
Poromon: YUCK!
The mascots all tried some. They didn't like it either.
Nico: Geez!
Qin: Yikes.
We were flying in the air, and we soon saw Evil Sasuke.
Lincoln: (Whispers) There he is. Now, remember, we need to see if it's a substitution or the real thing.
Me: Leave this to me.
We landed, and I approached Evil Sasuke only for it to vanish and turn into a pile of Cauliflower.
Me: It's a substitution!
Lincoln: I knew it!
?: YOU MOTHERFUCKING CUR!
Me: Fuck you, bastard!
We then saw Evil Sasuke head right for us, but Lincoln grabbed him by the neck with one of his eleven massive and long white wolf tails, and he proceeded to slash at him with his gold-armored claws and he threw him far and he crashed into a pile of cauliflower, he got back out, but now, he was pissed!
Nico: Good idea of wanting to see if it was a substitution or the real thing, Lincoln. Now, all that's left is to finish this bastard!
Suddenly, we saw Heartless appear, and Lincoln and The Keyblade Knights charged at and slain every last one of them and we'd gained a massive power boost with every Heartless killed.
Evil Sasuke was about to attack, but he wound up getting hit with blasts of porridge, and we saw who it was that did it: it was Gromit flying in a plane.
Nico: Alright, nice shot, Gromit!
Gromit saluted Nico and landed the plane as he joined us.
Wallace: Good old Gromit!
Me: Yep
Elaine Eclipse: That was some nice shooting, Gromit. Now, it's my turn.
Suddenly, Elaine Eclipse's pink eyes turned neon pink and she was surrounded by a purple and yellow energy aura with stars, sunlight, moonlight, phoenixes, and angels, and as she approached Evil Sasuke, she left purple and yellow energy, stars, sunlight, moonlight, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Elaine Eclipse: J.D.'s already told me about the numerous times he's kicked your good-for-nothing butt, and quite frankly, you disgust me to no end. You're no elite, you're just another asshole, and you're going to die here.
Suddenly, Elaine Eclipse was surrounded by a massive vortex of purple and yellow energy with stars, sunlight, and moonlight surrounding the vortex, there are phoenixes, angels, and the Sun and Moon flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a pink phoenix with red eyes glaring at Evil Sasuke: the red eyes of eternal death.
Nico: Oh man, this is going to be good.
Me: You said it! That bastard's as good as dead!
Lincoln: We also better brace ourselves, if Xehanort also implanted a Dark Orb in him, he'll no doubt transform into a Heartless just like Icky Vicky.
Gromit got out a specially made blaster made only for Dark Orbs.
Lisa Loud: Ah, I see Gromit's got out his special Dark Orb Destroyer Blaster, he made this as soon as the word of Xehanort's return hit.
Wallace: Just like Gromit, always spot on.
Then, as the vortex faded, Elaine Eclipse emerged, but she was changed forever.
Elaine Eclipse grew to 8'3" in height, she has large gold metal braces on her biceps and thighs, and she now has twelve large purple and yellow planets orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has yellow highlights in the bangs of her long purple hair and large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon pink eyes and a purple and yellow energy aura with stars, sunlight, moonlight, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her and immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she has The Eclipse emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with purple iris along with her tiara, she has on phoenix earrings with purple gems for eyes and holding the Star, Light, Dark, Eclipse, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws, she also has a phoenix with purple gems for eyes and holding the Star, Light, Dark, Eclipse, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws for the second pendant along with the gold phoenix pendant of her Elemental Phoenix Necklace of Eternal Love necklace below her purple phoenix-shaped Element of Harmony with yellow crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and purple gems on the gold flame links and she has on a white and gold-accented Elemental Phoenix Choker of Eternal Love on her neck. Elaine Eclipse has on a sleeveless yellow vest, sleeveless yellow crop top, yellow skirt with the Eclipse Dopant symbol on it, yellow pants, yellow legwarmers, yellow sneakers, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, sunlight, moonlight, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails and on the back is the Eclipse and the Eclipse Dopant symbol and surrounded by light and darkness and silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with phoenixes and angels surrounding a purple gem with neon glowing yellow lights equipped with recognition of her and fits an infinite number of items and components for her Miraculous, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in. Suddenly, Elaine Eclipse felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive star reflecting purple angel wings with yellow tips on the large star reflecting purple feathers grew much larger for her new body and medium sized star reflecting purple angel wings with yellow tips grew and sprouted out underneath her massive star reflecting purple angel wings, and she now has eleven massive and long purple wolf tails with yellow tips and yellow markings, Elaine Eclipse has on a Ring of The Phoenix with yellow gem and heart shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand and she has on black fingerless gloves with gold-armored claws on her fingers and smaller planets orbiting around her fingers like rings.
Suddenly, Elaine Eclipse's staff and all the greatswords and swords she'd gotten began merging together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of purple and yellow energy, stars, sunlight, moonlight, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Elaine Eclipse's Cosmic Eternal Harmony Twilight Sun and Moon Eclipse Dopant Embodiment Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Harmony Twilight Sun and Moon Eclipse Dopant Embodiment Phoenix God Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded purple gems and the Eclipse Dopant symbol etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged gold blade, large gold phoenix heads with purple gems for eyes for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large purple gems embedded in the foreheads and surrounding the white angel faces are the Elements of Harmony and the Unity Stones on top of the Element of The Magic of Friendship, longer midnight black handle, four large gold phoenix heads with purple gems for eyes and in their mouths and large gold phoenix head with purple gems for eyes and large purple gem in its mouth on the bottom of the gold phoenix heads for the pommel, she has on her new large gold Bracers of the Champions of The Universe with purple gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet and wrist computer and Omnitrix on the left gold Bracer, large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold phoenix head with purple gems for eyes and large yellow gem in its open mouth for the belt buckle, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Duel Monster Fusion Spellbook on her left hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her right hip. There's a purple kanji with suns and moons in between the kanji below the Eclipse that said, "Elaine Eclipse, Embodiment of The Eclipse Dopant, True Immortal and Omnipotent Powerful Warrior of The Universe, Loving Future Wife of James Dean Knudson, Archenemy of The Living House Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Stars, The Sun, The Moon, Fire, Nature, Phoenixes, and Angels"
エレイン・エクリプス、エクリプス・ドーパントの化身、真の不滅で全能の宇宙の強力な戦士、ジェームス・ディーン・クヌッドソンの愛する未来の妻、リビング・ハウスの大敵、チーム・ラウド・フェニックス・ストームの驚くべきメンバー、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、プロテクター、ディフェンダー、そして宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の救世主、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情とエレメントの力のマスター、天のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実、正義、愛、慈悲、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、信頼を司る真の女神、悪の破壊者であり殺戮者、錯乱、殺人、無慈悲、サディスティックバスターズ、真の不滅のヒーロー、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、そして星のマスター、太陽、月、火、自然、フェニックス、天使
Elaine Eclipse has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-ECLIPSE DOPANT EMBODIMENT-GOD-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY FIRESTORM TWILIGHT SUN AND MOON ECLIPSE DOPANT EMBODIMENT PHOENIX GOD ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY FIRESTORM TWILIGHT SUN AND MOON ECLIPSE DOPANT EMBODIMENT PHOENIX GOD ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY FIRESTORM TWILIGHT SUN AND MOON ECLIPSE DOPANT EMBODIMENT PHOENIX GOD ANGEL LOVE!
We were amazed by Elaine Eclipse's Super Angel-Eclipse Dopant Embodiment-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, and when I saw her, I had an atomic blush on my face, hearts in my eyes, and my nose was bleeding. But, when Evil Sasuke saw it, he went mad and charged at her to kill her and make me suffer, but Elaine Eclipse fired a massive barrage of purple and yellow energy, stars, sunlight, moonlight, phoenixes, and angels which hit Evil Sasuke and sent him flying into a wall, he got back out, but now, he was beyond pissed off!
Elaine Eclipse: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Cosmic Eternal Harmony Firestorm Twilight Sun and Moon Eclipse Dopant Embodiment Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Firestorm Twilight Sun and Moon Eclipse Dopant Embodiment Phoenix God Angel Love) Now, it's high-time for you to get the thrashing that you rightfully deserve!
Me: Your time's up once again, you fucking bastard!
Lincoln: You've always been nothing but scum, and now, we'll do the world a favor and get rid of you once more.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Universal Hope Elemental Cosmic Heavenly Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and True Immortal Heroism and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel Hope, and his new greatswords were ready as the sword pendants on his large white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love were glowing.
And I unholstered my massive J.D. Knudson's Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Vampire-Werewolf-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-January Wolf Moon-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Harmony Universal Elemental Thunderbird Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Harmony Universal Elemental Thunderbird Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel Justice and Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Harmony Universal Elemental Thunderbird Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel Hope, and so did the rest of us as they unholstered our massive greatswords and transformed.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You've got some nerve showing up to kill us when we've already got our hands full with Xehanort and the jerks. But, if you've come here to die at our hands again, we're more than happy to oblige.
Me: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Phoenix Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Phoenix Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Hope you're ready to die once again, you goddamn asshole!
Evil Sasuke: YOU MOTHERFUCKING CUR!
Me: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Phoenix Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Phoenix Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Hmm. Yes and a "Motherfucking Cur" was the only kind of person you can handle. I remember that your father said that very same thing to me in 150,000 years just as I was killing the Uchiha for their crimes and snuffing out the very darkness that they used to destroy so many lives. When he made his speech about how you were going to kill all of the Leaf in the name of Madara Uchiha all they did was seal their fate. Your Father poisoned his own son with his own hatred and turned you into a miniature version of him and he poisoned your mind with so much of his hatred over everything that you became a totally lost cause. He made you into a homicidal and completely mentally unstable psychopath and you did not show any value towards friendship or comradery. You wanted everything handed to you on a silver platter just like your wretched father and all your clan did. You cheated in everything, Even though Ninjas cheat, education is the one thing that we NEVER cheat at. Isn't that right and they say that your father was leading the Uchiha to greatness. But it turns out you're just another lost soul of the run-of-the-mill ninja. And you know it. You're not even in the same league in the kind of power that I possess. I can destroy the entire universe in the mere blink of a cosmic eye. In fact, next to my kind of power and the power that you have, you are nothing compared to me and you and your clan were nothing but a bunch of pathetic ants compared to it. The way you covet all that power, the way your clan did all the deeds in the name of the devil known as Madara Uchiha, a monster and a planet destroyer. It's downright fucking disgusting. As the most powerful fighter and warrior and champion in the universe, all I see when I look at you is a fucked up miserable fuckweed and a heartless motherfucking psychotic wretch. And on top of that I fucking hate your style above all others you ruthless fuckkicker! What is it that you are hoping to accomplish? Stealing all the Jutsu in the world just to expand your Jutsu arsenal and repertoire, committing crimes all over the planet just to satisfy the devil Madara Uchiha, murdering innocent people, stealing Jutsu, pursuing petty and worthless desires like revenge and above all betraying the very village your clan founded. You Uchiha Motherfuckers don't give a flying fuck about anyone but your pathetic goddamned motherfucking selves and that is why I killed them all including your father. The Uchiha are heartless monsters that murder, lie, steal, betray and are completely powerhungry just like you and that's why I killed them all. YOU ALL FUCKING DISGUST ME!
EVERYONE CHEERED WILDLY AND THAT ROYALLY PISSED EVIL SASUKE OFF GREATLY AS HE LET OUT AN ENRAGED SCREAM AND HE'D TURNED INTO HIS CURSED MARK LEVEL 2 FORM!
Nico: Still as ugly as ever. Let's tear him apart!
FORSAKEN BY WITHIN TEMPTATION PLAYS
Evil Sasuke Roared in an incredible amount of rage and fury and he went into his LEVEL 2 Curse Mark Form and he went at me and punched and kicked and brutally fought me all over and tried to smash my head in with indiscriminate fury and he was really determined to make sure that he kills me. I blocked all his punches and kicks and he jumped back and threw numerous kunai and I deflected them all and fired a powerful blast of fire and it hit him in his arm and burned him bad! He was screaming in pain and then he was screaming in agony. But then his screams of pain quickly turned into maniacal and insane laughter. He was laughing like an insane and totally fucked up monster that was fucked up to the core six ways till Sunday and he went at me again and I kicked him in the face and knocked him down and he got up and went at me again and I dodged him and fired a blast of lightning and it hit him in the crotch and electrocuted him all over. He went at me some more and I dodged his strike and kicked him in the back and sent him smashing into a rock and he got up and fired massive blasts of lightning at me and I deflected them back with my sword and he got electrocuted all over and I punched him in the face and he went at me some more and I was making him madder and madder and madder and he was only making me stronger with all his hatred and more. I then punched him in the face and he went at me and I dodged him again and dodged him again and then I kicked him in the back again and sent him crashing into a rock and he got up and went at me some more and fired massive blasts of fire at me and I fired waves of massive fire blasts at him and the blasts collided and exploded with incredible power!
Massive fiery explosions were blasting off all over the place.
The Entire area around us was turning into a war zone! Evil Sasuke then fired a massive fireball.
Me: KAAAAAAAAA! MEEEEEEEEEEE! HAAAAAAAAAAAA! MEEEEEEEEEEE! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
I fired a massive rainbow Fire Kamehameha Wave and it went through the fireball and destroyed it and it slammed into the Evil Sasuke and exploded!
EXTREMELY MASSIVE AND POWERFUL FIERY EXPLOSION!
Evil Sasuke was smashed into the ground with incredible force and I kicked him in the stomach with incredible power and he belched up a huge amount of blood and then I grabbed him by his shirt and threw him into the air and flew after him and kicked him in the face and knocked out some of his teeth and he jumped away and fired waves of fire and I fired waves of lightning and they overtook his fire and the blasts of lightning hit him all over and electrocuted him and then I fired a wave of wind and entrapped him in a tornado and then I fired a wave of fire and burned him all over in the tornado as it was turned into a fire tornado. When the tornado faded he jumped out and fired more fire blasts and me and I fired waves of crystal at him and they hit him and cut him all over the place and then I fired waves of wood at him and smashed him all over the place with incredible force and smashed him all over. He ran at me with a Chidori and I teleported and fired waves of lava and burned his hands and he screamed in pain as he was burned all over and then I kicked him in the face and smashed him into a rock! Then he popped out of the rubble and threw the rock at me and I smashed it with incredible brute strength and smashed him with waves of rocks and pebbles and smashed him all over the place! I then fired waves of darkness and electrocuted and burned him all over.
Evil Sasuke got up and he was more enraged than ever before!
Evil Sasuke: (ENRAGED SCREAMING) WHAT IS IT WITH YOU!? WHY ARE YOU SO STRONG!? IT'S NOT FAIR! THAT POWER SHOULD BE MINE!
Me: Like I told you many times before, you will NEVER have my power.
Jeri turned into Leoforce
Jeri: LEOFORCE!
She slashed him with her claws.
Leoforce: You make me sick!
She used the core medals for Duskmon, Velgrmon and Shademon.
Leobreaker: Yeah you tell her!
Leoforce and Leobreaker: LION SLASH BLAST!
They fired waves of energy and blasted him and slashed him.
Nico: Take that!
Twilight Sparkle kicked him in the face and punched him into the ground!
He got up and was really pissed!
Evil Sasuke: I AM AN UCHIHA ELITE! THIS IS NOT HAPPENING!
Misty Brightdawn: You're an elite of nothing!
Misty teleported and kicked Evil Sasuke in his stomach and bashed him in his face and kicked him in his neck, chest and head!
I then went at Evil Sasuke with extreme force and punched him all over the place with extreme savagery!
Lincoln blasted Evil Sasuke all over with energy blasts and lightning and I kicked him in his face and headbutt him and then punched him in his stomach hard and kneed him in the neck!
Me: You are just as pathetic as ever Sasuke!
POW!
I smashed Evil Sasuke in his face and sent him crashing into a huge rock wall and it crashed onto him!
Me: SUPER KAIO KEN!
I flared up a massive red aura and flew at him and punched him in the stomach with devastating force and then a massive amount of blood belched out of him!
Xenia: Nice one!
Maxxine punched him as he exploded out of the rubble! Lincoln kicked him into the air and I punched him right in his stomach with devastating force and he belched up a massive amount of blood!
Me: You make me fucking sick Sasuke. You only care about spreading hatred and evil and making people miserable and you don't care who lives and who dies. You just only want nothing more than to see people suffer and only care about nothing but yourself! You would rather see people die! And another thing, I SHOW ABSOLUTELY NO REMORSE for killing your entire clan!
KROW!
I punched Evil Sasuke in his stomach and kicked him in his face
I threw him and Misty Brightdawn teleported and kneed Evil Sasuke in the face and sent him flying into the sky and I teleported and punched and kicked him all over with ballistic fury! Lincoln then teleported and then punched him and sent him crashing into the ground!
KRASMASH!
Nico: YEAH!
He got up.
Earth turned into Armodrillo
Earth: ARMODRILLO!
She punched him hard and kicked him all over.
She used the Core Medals for Grumblemon, Gigasmon and Tortomon.
Venus: Lets get him!
Armodrillo and Venus Chan: SOLAR SYSTEM FURY BLAST!
They fired waves of energy and blasted him all over.
Stacy turned into Ripaws!
Stacy: RIPJAWS!
She went and chomped his leg and bit it and he screamed in pain!
She used the core medals for Ranamon, Calamaramon and Mermaidmon!
Ripjaws: You are a disgusting abomination!
Ranamon: That is for sure y'all!
Ripjaws and Ranamon: FURY OF THE WATER BLAST!
They fired waves of water and drenched him all over.
Kari turned into Wildvine!
Kari: WILDVINE!
She punched and smashed him all over!
Kari used the Core Medals for Arbormon, Petaldramon and Woodmon.
Wildvine: Time for some pain!
Plant Lola: Lets get him!
Wildvine and Plant Lola: PLANTS OF BUTTKICKING!
They fired waves of plants and blasted him.
Camie: YEAH!
Davis turned into Ultimate Grey Matter!
Davis: ULTIMATE GREY MATTER!
He fired laser blasts and blasted Evil Sasuke all over!
He used the Core Medals for Mercurymon, Sakkakumon and MetalTyrannomon.
Ultimate Grey Matter: Lets make this fun!
Metal Lynn: YEAH!
Ultimate Grey Matter and Metal Lynn: METAL BLADE LASER STORM!
They fired waves of energy and blasted him all over.
Nicole turned into Ultimate Way Big
Nicole: ULTIMATE WAY BIG!
She punched and smashed him all over!
She used the Core Medals for Control Freak, TTG Control Freak and TTG Jinx.
Ultimate Way Big: You are not fit to be a shinobi or living.
Saturn Girl: That is for sure!
Ultimate Way Big and Saturn Girl: SATURN RING SHOT!
They fired waves of energy and blasted him all over.
Shanan turned into Ultimate Spidermonkey!
Shanan: ULTIMATE SPIDERMONKEY!
She fired webbing and wrapped him up.
Shanan used the Core Medals for Vulkanus, Argit and Forever King.
Ultimate Spidermonkey: This is gonna hurt.
Sheila Eingana: (Australian Accent) Lets get him mates!
Ultimate Spidermonkey and Sheila Eingana: SPIDER OF LIFE BLAST!
They fired waves of energy and blasted him.
Dante turned into Ultimate Rath!
Dante: RATH! LEMME TELL YA SOMETHIN SASUKE UCHIHA! YOU WILL NEVER BE WORTHY OF THE POWER THAT J.D. HAS! NOT IF RATH HAS SOMETHIN TO SAY ABOUT IT!
Nico: YOU TELL HIM!
He went and smashed and pulverized Evil Sasuke all over.
Dante used the Core Medals for Whiger, Villamax and Quakemon!
Dana Mitchell: Lets get him!
Rath and Dana: PINK TIGER FURY BLAST!
They fired waves ofenerggy and blasted him all over.
Lok turned into Ultimate Arctiguana!
Lok: ULTIMATE ARCTIGUANA!
He fired waves of ice and froze him.
He used the Core Medals for Wrecking Crew, Wrecking Crew (Dexter's Lab) and Yost Wrecking Crew.
Dew Gayl: Lets do it!
Ultimate Arctiguana and Dew Gayl: ULTIMATE WRECKING BLAST STORM!
They fired waves of ice and energy and smashed him all over.
Sophie turned into Ultimate Swampfire!
Sophie: ULTIMATE SWAMPFIRE!
She fired waves of blue fire and blasted him.
She used the Core Medals for Hank Scorpio, Good Burns and Homer (Season 28 Episode 4).
Lillymon: Lets get him! (ECHOING) FLOWER CANNON!
Greymon: (Echoing) NOVA BLAST!
She fired a wave of energy and Greymon fired a blast of fire.
Ultimate Spider, Greymon and Lillymon: FLOWER FIRE SWAMP BLAST!
They fired waves of energy and fire and blasted her all over!
Palkia charged at him and fired a powerful space blast and smashed him all over.
Palkia: Take that you jerk!
Poromon pecked him!
POINK POINK POINK POINK POINK!
Poromon: Take that!
Poliwag slapped him all over with his tail!
WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP!
Nico: Nice!
Poliwag: HOW DID YOU LIKE THAT!
BASH!
Manaphy headbutt him in his nose!
Manaphy: YOU ARE A DUCKHAIRED BUTTFACE!
Horsea squirted ink into his eyes!
Eddy fired his blaster at his groin!
Eddy: YEAH!
Ed: ED SMASH BAD NINJA!
Ed smashed him into dust!
I fired elemental blasts at Evil Sasuke and he was firing blasts at me and massive fiery explosions were going off all over and turning the area into a raging , Elaine Eclipse, and I went after Evil Sasuke, and we fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, purple and yellow energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mammoths, Pegasi, Windigos, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Mermaids, Basilisks, Cockatrices, Cerberus, Perytons, Griffins, Sphinxes, Hippogriffs, Manticores, Animals, and Mythological Animals at Evil Sasuke, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, we attacked him with powerful slashes from our massive greatswords leaving scars on him and Lincoln left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with his gold-plated claws and his two new massive greatswords and he even fired red and blue wolf fire at him as well and I also left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with my gold-plated claws and fired blue wolf fire as well, and he, Elaine Eclipse, and I attacked him hard with punches, kicks, and karate chops and they're super mega-painful because of our superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was driving Evil Sasuke even more madder than ever and he exploded even more with extreme rage.
Suddenly, our Dark Orb detectors went off along with our rainbow protective auras flaring up as we saw Evil Sasuke's eyes turn yellow, and he turned into a Heartless version of his Cursed Mark Level 2 form called THE HARBINGER OF ETERNAL HATRED!
Nico: Shit! Xehanort infected him as well!
The Harbinger of Eternal Hatred fired fireballs at us and we absorbed them and it made us even more stronger than ever! Gromit aimed the blaster and fired at the Dark Orb that was embedded in the Heartless' chest, the laser shattered the Dark Orb along with its shards and we gained a massive power boost and it caused Evil Sasuke to change back to normal form.
Evil Sasuke: YOU! YOU! DAMN YOU ALL! HOW ARE ALL OF YOU THAT STRONG?! THAT POWER SHOULD BE...!
But, before he could say what we knew what he was about to say, Lincoln grabbed his tongue and yanked it out causing Evil Sasuke to scream in agonizing pain as blood gushed heavily from his mouth!
Nico: That never gets old! AWESOME!
Qin: YEAH!
Nico: That oughta shut him up!
Me: YEAH! I'm getting sick of his voice!
Xenia: YEAH!
Evil Sasuke completely driven mad by rage formed a Chidori in his right hand and charged at us, but Lincoln formed a Lava Style Rasenshuriken. But, before he could throw it, seven energy blasts came out of nowhere and blasted Evil Sasuke and one of them slashed off his right hand as he screamed in even more agonizing pain.
Eli: Whoa, who the heck did that? (SENSED SEVEN MASSIVE ENERGY SIGNALS) WHOA! The seven people who did that are...!
Nico: Incredibly powerful! Whoa!
Lincoln threw the Lava Style Rasenshuriken as he saw Evil Sasuke form another Chidori, this time on his left hand, and it sliced off his left hand as he screamed in more pain and rage.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Now, for the grand finale.
Lincoln formed a massive planet-sized ball of black energy with stars and galaxies inside it and energy balls in the form of The Sun and the planets of The Solar System and condensed it to the size of his body and aimed it at Evil Sasuke who charged at Lincoln to kill him and was completely blinded by rage.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) PLANETARY JUSTICE KARMA BOMB!
Lincoln fired the massive energy ball and it hit Evil Sasuke and went up into the air and then exploded with incredibly massive power which destroyed Evil Sasuke and sent him straight to The Black Abyss. Everyone cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down and Elaine Eclipse's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, eleven massive and long purple wolf tails, 28th Century silver Miracle Box backpack, Third Eye, large gold halo with four orbiting gold rings on each corner behind her head, twelve large purple and yellow planets orbiting around her legs, smaller planets orbiting around her fingers, and massive star reflecting purple angel wings and medium sized star reflecting purple angel wings underneath are permanent.
Nico: HOLY CRAP! Lincoln, that was really incredible! I had no idea you created a Karma Bomb that's more powerful than The Negative Karma Bomb!
Lincoln: This was something I was working on for a long time, and I only used it for more dangerous opponents, and I know who it was that blasted Evil Sasuke, you can come out now.
Suddenly, we saw seven girls come out: the first girl has long orange and purple hair with purple eyes, purple angel wings, orange and purple clothes, and she has an eclipse Keyblade in hand, the second girl has long dark green hair with green eyes, green and purple angel wings, green clothes, and she has a Nobody-themed Keyblade in hand, the third girl has chin-length dark red hair with red eyes, red angel wings, red clothes, and she has an icy Keyblade in hand, the fourth girl has long neon blue hair with blue eyes, blue angel wings, blue clothes, and she has the Wishing Star Keyblade in hand, the fifth girl has long blue hair with blue eyes and the symbol of The Metroid on her forehead, blue angel wings, blue clothes, and she has a Metroid-themed Keyblade in hand, the sixth girl has long dark blue hair with blue eyes, blue angel wings, black and dark blue clothes, and she has Namine's Keyblade in hand, and the seventh girl has long yellow hair, golden yellow eyes, yellow angel wings, orange clothes, and she has a Metroid-themed Keyblade in hand.
Lincoln: (GASPS) Brianna Byss, Keyblade Knight of Byss, Natalia Namek, Keyblade Knight of Namek, Venya Vegeta, Keyblade Knight of Planet Vegeta, Connie Camori, Keyblade Knight of Comet Camori, Diana Drej, Keyblade Knight of Drej, Paige Phaaze, Keyblade Knight of Phaaze, and Zhaiia Zebes, Keyblade Knight of Zebes.
Eli: A Keyblade Knight of the planet Byss.
Nico: Along with Keyblade Knights of Planet Namek, Planet Vegeta, and Comet Camori?!
Me: And Keyblade Knights of The Drej Home Planet and Phaaze and Zebes, the two planets Samus has travelled to?! Incredible!
Vegeta: And I'm familiar with Venya all too well long before our planet was destroyed and our people murdered. But, I believe you should handle the introductions, Lincoln.
Lincoln: Right, Master Vegeta. Everyone, the first girl is Brianna Byss, Keyblade Knight of Byss, she's my Guardian Angel from the planet Byss and she's a powerful force of epic power. She was born and raised on the planet, Byss, and she has intense light and dark powers and she's a master of The Sun and The Moon. She is the Keyblade Knight of the planet, Byss, and she's helped the Jedi and the Republic many times in the past against The Sith and the Empire. She came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained me a lot about how to use the Keyblade and I'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and I became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained me on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knights, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates, and she also trained me a lot and she taught me everything that she knows when it comes to using the powers of the sun and the moon, light and darkness, and The Light Side and The Dark Side of The Force. She also vowed to make sure that if Lynn tried anything to hurt or kill me, she would make her suffer!
Eli: (Cracks Knuckles at Lynn)
Nico: Figures Lynn would do something to piss her off.
Lincoln: What else is new. The second girl is Natalia Namek, Keyblade Knight of Namek, she's my Guardian Angel from Planet Namek and she's a powerful force of epic power. She was born and raised on the planet, Namek, and she's a powerful warrior and master of all the powers and techniques of Namek and the Namekians. She is the Keyblade Knight of Namek, and she hadn't forgotten about what Frieza did in destroying her home. She came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained me a lot about how to use the Keyblade and I'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and I became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained him on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knights, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates, and she also trained me a lot and she taught me everything that she knows and she wanted nothing more than to protect Lincoln from those two butt-faced toxic asshole heartless bullies, Pablo and Anderson.
Piccolo: I remember all of the training sessions you two have done all too well, and you mastered all of our powers and techniques.
Me: And when those two jerks tried to kill you both, you and Natalia beat them up and sent them back to prison.
Lincoln: Only for their scumbag dads to break them out. The third girl is Venya Vegeta, Keyblade Knight of Planet Vegeta, she's my Guardian Angel from Planet Vegeta and she's a powerful force of epic power. She was born and raised on Planet Vegeta, and she's a powerful warrior and master of all the techniques of the Saiyans. She is the Keyblade Knight of Planet Vegeta, and she hadn't forgotten about what Frieza did in destroying her home and destroying her people. She came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained me a lot about how to use the Keyblade and I'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and he became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained me on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knights, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates, and she also trained me a lot in all of the techniques of all the Saiyans, and she absolutely despises Flip with a vengeance he tried to kill me and my family with a bunch of hitmen from the mafia and framing them for stealing their money.
Goku: I was really impressed that Lincoln mastered all of the techniques of the Saiyans and I remembered that incident all too well, but you've heard the news of Xehanort's return and that he also freed the jerks, right?
Venya Vegeta: I have, Kakarot. Plus, I also knew Lincoln and Brittney put a deadly curse on Flip, Flop, Slip, Icky Vicky, Pablo, Anderson, Billy McLean, Dark Amy, Trina Riffins, and Bradley Uppercrust III.
Vegeta: Which means when we finally go after Flip, you'll have the pleasure of killing him, his brother, and cousin for everything he did to Lincoln and his family.
Venya Vegeta: As much as I want to kill Flip, Vegeta, I'd rather kill his cousin and brother because Savannah already called dibs on killing him for what he did in killing Selena.
Lincoln: When the time comes, we'll make sure he pays, Venya. The fourth girl is Connie Camori, Keyblade Knight of Comet Camori, she's my Guardian Angel from Comet Camori and she's a powerful force of epic power. She was born and raised on Comet Camori, the comet that destroyed New Vegeta, and she's a powerful warrior and she packs as much power as a comet ready to destroy a planet along with having the powers of blue fire and good. She is the Keyblade Knight of Comet Camori, and she hadn't forgotten about everything that happened with the incident with Broly. She came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained me a lot about how to use the Keyblade and I'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and he became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained him on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knights, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates, and she also trained me a lot in everything including mastering blue fire, and she hates Amy with a merciless vengeance for all the treatment she did to Samey.
Paragus: I remembered hearing the legends about her, but now, I see that they are true.
Connie Camori: And I know that you made the right choice letting go of revenge and seeing that your son was a monster, but your daughter is the complete opposite of him.
Nikiya: As far as we're concerned, Broly's no longer my brother, he was a bloodthirsty vile rampaging monster.
Lincoln: He was a danger to everyone. The fifth girl is Diana Drej, Keyblade Knight of Drej, she's my Guardian Angel from the home planet of the Drej from Titan A.E. and she's a powerful force of epic power. She was born and raised on the home planet of the Drej, and she's a powerful warrior and she's a powerful master of lightning and energy and she's a deadly warrior too. She is the Keyblade Knight of the home planet of the Drej, but she isn't like the Drej at all and she despised them for their xenophobic hatred towards humanity. She came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained me a lot about how to use the Keyblade and he'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and I became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained me on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knights, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates, and she also trained me a lot in everything that she knows in mastering lightning and energy, and she hates Pablo and Anderson and she even hates the blacklisted disgraces, Michelle and Doug, for making Luna into someone she wasn't.
Diana Drej: Those two bastards enjoyed destroying the talent of rising musicians and all for their selfish goals, and I also hated those two buttface heartless psychos.
Lincoln: Vypra's keeping a close eye on Doug and Michelle, and Pablo and Anderson are going to die for everything they've done, Diana. The sixth girl is Paige Phaaze, Keyblade Knight of Phaaze, she's my Guardian Angel from the planet Phaaze and she's a powerful force of epic power and she's a powerful master of Phazon. She was born and raised on the planet Phaaze, and she's a powerful warrior and she's the sister of Sora Phaaze. She is the Keyblade Knight of Phaaze and she's also The Avatar of Dark Samus and she's also known as The Destroyer of The Space Pirates. She came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained me a lot about how to use the Keyblade and I'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and I became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained him on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knights, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates, and she also trained me a lot in everything that she knows in mastering the power of Phazon, and she absolutely loathes and despises Flip with a vengeance.
Nico: Lincoln, I hope you use a Phazon energy blast on that stupid mutant.
Lincoln: We'll cross that bridge when we get near that point, Nico. And the seventh girl is Zhaiia Zebes, Keyblade Knight of Zebes, she's my Guardian Angel from Planet Zebes and she's a powerful force of epic power. She was born and raised on Zebes, and she's a powerful and deadly warrior and she's a powerful master of lightning. She is the Keyblade Knight of Planet Zebes and she's also a close ally of Samus Aran. She came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained me a lot about how to use the Keyblade and I'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and I became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained him on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knights, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates, and she also trained me a lot in everything that she knows in mastering lightning, and she absolutely loathes and despises Pablo and Anderson with a vengeance.
Me: Whoa!
Lincoln: And we knew we'd be running into more Keyblade Knights, now that Xehanort's returned, and it's so good to see you girls again.
Venya Vegeta: It's good to see you too, Lincoln, and you've really grown into quite the man.
Connie Camori: But, you're still the same person from all those years ago.
Lincoln marked Brianna Byss, Natalia Namek, Venya Vegeta, Connie Camori, Diana Drej, Paige Phaaze, and Zhaiia Zebes by biting them on the trapezius and his rainbow energy aura flared up as he gained the same powers as them, and then, seven Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on their necks along with seven Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love.
Nico: We were hoping to run into you girls as Anothers.
Lincoln: But, that wasn't the case.
Me: Yeah.
Nico: We haven't kicked Evil Sasuke ass in a while
Me: No we sure haven't. But man that felt good.
Xenia: Yep.
Lola: It sure was fun.
Nico: Nice job Palkia!
Palkia: Thanks Nico.
Poromon: Want some beer?
Palkia: Oh no thanks. I don't drink.
Poromon: Okay then.
Poliwag: (Does Puppy eyes) Pwetty pwease?
Nico: Poliwag that's enough.
Nico: Geez! Where are you gonna keep them all?!
Timmy Turner: I don't know! But man there's a lot of them.
Nico: I can tell.
Me: Boy Dimmsdale is now glad that Icky Vicky the She-Devil is gone for good.
Nico: We made the right choice killing her.
Me: We sure did. But like you said yesterday, the battle has just begun. The rest of the jerks are still out there.
Lola: Yeah!
Lincoln: I hope we face Pablo and Anderson next. Taylor said that she wants to make sure that those monsters pay for their crimes.
Taylor: That's right and it will be sweet payback!
Nico: I know what I said. But Icky Vicky's death was something we ALL looked forward to.
Me: Yes. That's right. And looking back, letting her live was a terrible mistake. If I wasn't bound to our code I would have gladly killed her without ANY second thought.
Camie: Why didn't you kill her back then?
Me: She was only 16 at the time and I couldn't kill her because our code only permits us to kill people 18 on up.
Nico: Now that she's dead, we should raid her room
Me: Good idea. Wait Nico we already did that earlier. You weren't with us when that happened.
Nico: I wasn't?
Me: Nope.
Nico:... Just in case.
Me: Okay we might as well get off this planet anyway.
Nico: After we battle the Anothers.
Eli: Lets see. (Concentrates) Whoa! We have Another Twister (Kirby), Chameleon (Secret Squirrel), Crusher McPersoncrusher, Griffania Ironwings, Matakoshin and Scorpion Phantom
Me: WHOA!
Xenia: This will be interesting.
Nicole: So Indigo Carrington, Indigo One, Lego Indigo One, Nadine Nok, Cassie Nok and Kreaven.
Me: Yep.
Indigo Carrington: Wow!
Eli: And I sense that the Anothers minus Twister are 4 people.
Me: Awesome.
Nico: This will be fun.
Me: Yep.
Nico: THERE THEY ARE!
We saw Another Chameleon (Secret Squirrel), Crusher McPersoncrusher, Griffania Ironwings, Matakoshin and Scorpion Phantom!
Me: WHOA!
Qin: This will be awesome.
Another Crusher: (In a girls Voice) It sure willbe awesome.
Another Chameleon: (In a girls voice) Yes it sure will.
Nico: (GASP) Those voices!
They merged and split into 4 and it was the gene-slammers of Buffaloaf, Multiviola, Viola and Varodurumon!
Nico: (GASP) Cheyenne Buffalo, Mandy Multiviola, Violet Viola and Valerie Varoduru!
Me: Whoa! The gene-slammers of Buffaloaf, Multiviola, Viola and Varodurumon!
Violet Viola: That's right.
Mandy Multiviola: Yep.
Me: Tell us a little more about yourselves?
Cheyenne Buffalo: Well I'm one of Nico's friends in Cooking Class and I make meatloaf.
Nico: Yep.
Mandy Multiviola: I'm Nico's friend from science and a powerful force of fire.
Nico: Oh yeah.
Violet Viola: I'm Nico's friend from science class and a master of blue fire.
Me: Cool!
I felt something on my leg and saw a Viola.
Me: Cool a Viola.
I picked it up.
Samus: Wow!
Violet Viola: Yeah she's my friend.
Me: Cool.
Valerie Varoduru: And I'm Nico's friend from church and I am a master of light and the sky.
Me: Wow!
Nico: Yep.
Me: By the way is the Another Twister friendly or hostile?
Mandy Multiviola: Friendly and you guys are gonna be in for a surprise.
Me: Wow!
Xenia: Nice.
Girl Jordan: Lets separate you all first.
Girl Jordan and Leeli held hands.
(YURGEN'S TUNE PLAYS)
The skies had leaves and flowers flying in the wind along with sea dragons singing in the background
Girl Jordan and Leeli: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LEELI HAD FIREFLIES SWIRL AROUND HER AND GIRL JORDAN HAD HER AQUA BLUE AURA FLARED UP)
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Dark holoré in the Deep
Rise again holoré now
Spring abundant holoél
Render green the dying bough
Raise the rock where Yurgen fell
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Spring abundant holoél
She glowed and the anothers were separated.
Me: Action time!
We blasted the Anothers all over!
I caught the Wonder Ride Books.
Me: Oh yeah!
Nico: Timmy, I hope you didn't go overboard during the party at Fairy World yesterday.
Timmy: No I didn't.
Nico: Good.
Jorgen: Relax. I made sure Timmy didn't drink anything...strong.
Me: Oh good. WAIT Jorgen you sure are full of surprises.
Nico: Yep.
Qin: Yeah.
Me: Oh look!
We saw ANOTHER TWISTER!
Me: Another Twister!
Nico: Whoa!
Another Twister: (In a girls voice) It sure is cool.
Me: (GASP) That voice.
She reverted back and was a girl with blue hair and blue eyes and blue clothes and had rainbow wings and a tiara with the symbol of the Ultraman Orb dopant on it and on her skirt and she had Orb Calibur in her hand.
Me: (GASP) Ophelia Orb!
Ophelia Orb: Awesome to see you again J.D.
Me: You too. Guys this is gonna be a shock. Ophelia is the Embodiment of the Dopant for Ultraman Orb.
They gasped!
Nico: WHOA! Ultraman Orb?! That's awesome!
Maria: We have that planned in the future!
Ophelia Orb: I've been hearing about that and how you all have been helping the Ultraman take down their enemies as well as the Blackwing Eatos 12 girls. That was so awesome.
Lynn: Well believe it or not, Me, Minuette and Cammy Bolton here are the ambassadors for those missions in a few days.
Me: Yep. It's gonna a while.
Lynn: Yeah. That sword is cool.
Ophelia Orb: Thanks. It's got all the powers of all the elements in it and I used wind a lot. It's so cool.
Twister: Just like me as a tornado master.
Nico: NICE!
Sougo: (gets out Grand Zi O Ridewatch) Did Swartz promise you anything?
Grand Time! (Orchestral rock music) Kuuga, Agito, Ryuki, Faiz, Bla~de! Hibiki, Kabuto, Den-O, Kiva, Deca~de! W! OOO! Fourze~! Wizard, Gaim, Drive~! Ghost! Ex-Aid! Build~! Iwae! Kamen Rider~! GrandZi-O~!
Geiz: (gets out Geiz Majesty Ridewatch) Because we can grant it instead.
Majesty Time! G3, Knight, Kaixa, Garren, Ibuki, Gattack~! Zeronos, Ixa, Diend, Accel~! Birth, Meteor, Beast, Baron! Mach, Specter, Bra~ve! Cro~ss-Z! Kamen Rider~! GeizMaje~sty!
Sougo became Grand Zi O while Geiz became Geiz Majesty.
Ophelia Orb: No he didn't because he feared the power of the Ultraman.
Me: Wow! They have as much power as a Kaiju which is amazing.
Nico: Yeah.
Ophelia Orb: Yep.
Zocks and Kaito: ZENKAIJU GEAR!
They donned their Zenkaiju armor!
Nico: YEAH!
Lincoln: Lets separate you first.
We did so.
Me: Time to bring the pain of the tornado.
Nico: (gets out Twister's Ridewatch) Let's go for a spin!
May: (Gets out Crusher McPersoncrusher's Ridewatch) I'm gonna crush you!
Maria: (Gets out Matakoshin's ridewatch) Time to eat!
Indigo One: (Gets out Chameleon's ridewatch) Nok. Time to blend in!
They used the powers of Twister (Kirby), Chameleon (Secret Squirrel), Crusher McPersoncrusher, Griffania Ironwings, Matakoshin and Scorpion Phantom and blasted him all over!
Then Angel Roidmude (099), Clara Claus, Big Daddy, Shark, Dust Devil and Ultraviolet Lantern John Stewart came
Nico: WHOA! Nice team ANgel Roidmude.
Angel Roidmude: Thanks Nico!
John Stewart: Is that me?
Ultraviolet Lantern John Stewart: You as an Ultraviolet Lantern.
Me: That is really scary to me.
But then we felt this wave of extreme cold.
Me: (SHIVERS) Man the temperature dropped!
Nico: What happened!?
Then Frigimon came!
Me: Frigimon! Whoa!
Nico: No wonder!
Frigimon: (In a girls voice) This is awesome though!
Nico: Farah Frigi! Wow!
She reverted back and was a girl with blue hair, blue eyes, blue clothes and blue wings and had Frigimon in the middle of her forehead and on her skirt and had an ice sword.
Farah Frigi: Awesome to see you again Nico. I got this. (ECHOING) SUBZERO ICE PUNCH!
She ran and punched Another Twister and froze him solid in a block of ice!
Nico: WHOA! That is cold!
She slashed the ice and shattered it and I caught the ridewatch and purified it.
Me: YEAH!
Nico: Chilly!
Me: Yeah!
Indigo One: Nok. Do you have a favorite memory of Nico?
Farah Frigi: I sure do. When me and Nico went to Alaska and we made an amazing ice castle and it was awesome.
Nico: Yep.
Me: That is cool.
Nico and Farah hugged.
Nico: I've missed you.
Farah Frigi: Same here.
We later went back home and went to Dimmsdale and went to Icky Vicky's house. Then we showed everyone Icky Vicky's room and Nico was shocked to see that it was A TORTURE CHAMBER! It was full of torture devices and weapons and skeletons all over! We later went back home.
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Sumner Knudson, Patti Knudson, Sakura Knudson, Stellar, Stardust, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Ed Cowart and his harem, Ets and his harem, Alex the Lion, Marty the Zebra, Melman the Giraffe, Gloria the Hippo, Woody Woodpecker, Knothead, Splinter, Winnie Woodpecker, Gage the Hegehog, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson and her siblings, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Lee, Lyra, Liberty, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Kuja, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Cherry Hunter, Cammy, Milan Flare, Yoko, Wakko, Poison, Pyrrha Alexandra, Alice, Mimi Kitagami, Dot, Haneru Tobitatsu, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, King Mickey, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Tawna Bandicoot, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, Juniper Lee, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, The Fairy Tail Guild, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, The Kamen Riders, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Sebastian Mendez, Darren Devereaux, Hiroshi Ohira, Brandon Skellington, Mathias Ravenclaw, Zackary Nightingale, Marshall Williams, The Hanna-Barbera Toons, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Sylvester, Tom, Jerry, their friends and counterparts, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang, Sapphire, Emerald, Chester, A.J., Sanjay, Elmer, Chloe Carmichael, Tootie, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, and his harem, Universe 666 Clyde and his harem, Universe 666 Ets and his harem, The Lion Guard, Marinette and her friends, Sabrina Spellman, Liam, Carmen Rockell, The Teen Titans, The Royal Defenders, The Loonatics, Ty the Tasmanian Tiger, Sly the Tasmanian Tiger, Liu Kang, Kitana, Sonya Blade, Jax, Kung Lao, Sub-Zero, Nightwolf, Kotal Kahn, Jade, Indigo One, Lego Indigo One, Nadine Nok, Cassie Nok, and Kreaven are heading to the west of Gotham Royal York, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the eight girls here, but we got bad news: the bad-tempered abusive older brother of one of Lincoln's Guardian Angels, Verena Bergamot, Alex Bergamot, has escaped from his dead end position to get revenge on his sister, his ex-wife, and his ex-wife's sister, but we're taking that jerk down and taking him to his dad to decide his punishment.
Lincoln: Whoa, we're here in the west of Gotham Royal York, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the eight girls here, but we got bad news, Alex Bergamot, the bad-tempered abusive bastard, has escaped from his dead end position to get revenge on his sister, his ex-wife, and his ex-wife's sister, but we're taking that jerk down and taking him to his dad to decide his punishment.
Selene Arcangela: If we're dealing with that jerk, Alex, this means, we're going to run into Verena Bergamot.
Nico: Looks like it.
Me: And I don't know what their dad has in store for Alex regarding his punishment, but I can say this: Alex is going to wish he remained at his dead end position in the middle of nowhere.
Nico: I think he deserves the worst for his crimes.
Indigo Carrington: It's better that he get his punishment from his dad than whatever we can give him.
Suddenly, we saw a very beautiful and super sexy girl with long crimson red hair and red headband, red eyes, she was tall at 7'0" in height, she has the body of a goddess and large breasts, fair skin, she has massive and beautiful red angel wings that gave off the scent of , she's dressed in a red long-sleeved jacket, white long-sleeved sweater, necklace with red gem for the pendant, red skirt, black stockings, red knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, long white long-sleeved trenchcoat with stars, fire, flames, flowers, plants, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails and on the back is Aromage Bergamot, holstered on her back is a massive fire greatsword with angel runes etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged orange blade, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt, longer midnight black handle, and black pointed tip for the pommel and with her are the eight girls.
Lincoln: (GASPS) Verena Bergamot, Gene-Slammer and Avatar of Aromage Bergamot.
Verena Bergamot: That's right, and I got the girls away from that piece of crap, Alex, and he's heading our way now!
?: YOU LITTLE BITCH, YOU'VE RUINED MY LIFE! YOU'RE GOING TO PAY FOR THIS!
We saw a male with dark brown hair and he had on a messy suit and red eyes of hatred and rage: it was Alex Bergamot.
Sylvester: Time to tie this maniac up.
Sylvester unholstered his Sylvester's Blood-Soaked Vampiric Demon Darkness Greatsword of The Dracul and transformed into Super Angel-Cat-Vampire-Acme Dark Knight-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Angel of Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Justice and Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Death.
Lincoln: You've got some nerve, Alex, Verena warned you about the consequences, now we're going to make sure you get the punishment should you come back. Let's get him.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Universal Hope Elemental Cosmic Heavenly Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and True Immortal Heroism and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel Hope, I unholstered my massive J.D. Knudson's Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Vampire-Werewolf-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-January Wolf Moon-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Harmony Universal Elemental Thunderbird Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Harmony Universal Elemental Thunderbird Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel Justice and Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Harmony Universal Elemental Thunderbird Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Crash Bandicoot's Cosmic Eternal Skylands Guardian Ten Elemental Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Skylands Guardian Ten Elemental Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel Justice and Cosmic Eternal Skylands Guardian Ten Elemental Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel Bravery from his back and he transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Elemental Skylander-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Cosmic Ten Elemental Knight Elemental Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel Bravery, Sherlock Hound unholstered his massive Sherlock Hound's Cosmic Eternal Demonic Dark Knight Almighty Sparda True Immortal Eternal Angelic Demonic Demon Hound Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Demonic Dark Knight Almighty Sparda True Immortal Eternal Angelic Demonic Demon Hound Phoenix God Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Demon Hound-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Stellar Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Stellar Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Stellar Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix God Angel Compassion, Max Goof unholsters his massive Max Goof's Cosmic Eternal Heavenly Archangel Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of True Friends and Angels Holy Archangel Phoenix God Angel Keyblade of Cosmic Eternal Heavenly Archangel Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of True Friends and Angels Holy Archangel Phoenix God Angel Justice from his back and transformed into Super Angel-Disney Knight-Archangel-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix God Angel Hope, Timmy Turner transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Wolf Moon-Mysticon Pink Wolf Mage-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Magic Celestial Fairy Magical Elemental Fairy Mysticon Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Justice and Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Hope and he has his Timmy Turner's Lupus the Wolf's Celestial Elemental Harmonious Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice out and his Royal Eye of Lupus orb ready as well, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Wakko and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Inuyasha unholstered his Inuyasha's Dog Hanyou Tessaiga Demon Slayer Fang Greatsword of Dog Hanyou Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dog Hanyou-Yokai-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Angel of Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Justice and Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Hope, Brandon Skellington had his Pumpkin Scepter of Halloween Town Justice still in hand, Mathias Ravenclaw had his Mathias Ravenclaw's Cosmic Eternal Ravenclaw Defender Celestial Magic Heavenly Raven Phoenix Angel Mage's Staff of Cosmic Eternal Ravenclaw Defender Celestial Magic Heavenly Raven Phoenix Angel Justice still in hand, Zackary Nightingale had his Zackary Nightingale's Cosmic Eternal Crimson Red Firestorm Defender Celestial Magic Heavenly Red Wolf Phoenix Angel Mage's Staff of Cosmic Eternal Crimson Red Firestorm Defender Celestial Magic Heavenly Red Wolf Phoenix Angel Justice still in hand, Hiroshi Ohira unholstered his massive Hiroshi Ohira's Destructive Inferno Firestorm Phoenix Firebird Angel Greatsword of Destructive Inferno Fire Phoenix Firebird Angel Vengeance and Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Firestorm Firebird-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Rage, Kuja had his Brumel Cores and Kuja's Eternal Wizard Redemption Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Redemption Wizard Justice ready and transformed into Super Angel-Genome-Wizard-Dragon-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel Hope, Darren Devereaux, Sebastian Mendez, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Loonatics, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Heathcliff and his friends, The Hanna-Barbera Toons, Timmy's friends, Woody Woodpecker, Knothead, Splinter, Winnie Woodpecker, Indigo Carrington's team, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, and his harem, Universe 666 Clyde and his harem, Universe 666 Ets and his harem, my harem, Ed Cowart's harem, Ets' harem, Clyde's harem, Nico's harem, Lord Raiden and the Earthrealm Warriors, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, and The Royal Defenders got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Rayman's Cosmic Eternal Harmony Eternal Night Dream Morpheus Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Harmony Eternal Night Dream Morpheus Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Phoenix God Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Dragon-Lum-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Eternal Harmony Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix God Angel Hope, Juniper Lee unholstered her Juniper Lee's Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Magicstorm Greatsword of Spirit World Magic Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dragon-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Angel of Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Justice and Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Will, Liam unholstered his massive Liam Hunnicut's Arctic Qailertetang's Holy Arctic Thundersnow Greatsword of Holy Arctic Thundersnow Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ice Dragon-Yuki-Onna-Musk Ox-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Angel of Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Justice and Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Hope, and Ed Cowart, Ets, Ken, Nicole, Nico, Gage the Hedgehog, and Eli unholstered their massive greatswords and transformed, and we went after Alex Bergamot, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Blue Fire, Sand, Bubbles, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, Lincoln fired a white energy blast that turned into a straitjacket and tied up Alex. We cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down.
Verena Bergamot: I warned you about what's going to happen, Alex, should you dare come after me, Ali, and Katy, but you never learn. Fine, let's see how tough you are when Dad gets through with you.
Verena grabbed Alex by the hair and dragged him with her to their dad's company: a business headquarters in the west and we followed, and we headed for the top floor, the main office of Verena's dad, the owner of the company, and we headed in.
Mr. Bergamot: Ah, Verena, Team Loud Phoenix Storm, what brings you here?
Verena Bergamot: I believe this might be the problem.
Verena Bergamot threw Alex in front of her dad and Lincoln explained everything, and when he was done, Mr. Bergamot was furious.
Mr. Bergamot: I can't believe you'd stoop to that. Your sister warned you of what'll happen to you, Alex, but you disregarded the warning. It's bad enough you're now in debt to me after I paid Katy the damages, but no matter what, I knew you wouldn't change. You leave me no choice, Alex, you're fired and I'm cutting all ties with you, I don't want to see your face ever again.
Verena Bergamot: That goes for me too, and Dad and I are going to use our business connections to make sure you never find another job here again.
Caitlin Ashleigh: Same with me and the others.
Then, two security officers grabbed Alex and tossed him out, and because of losing his job and having all ties cut with his family because of his behavior, now he was truly finished and he was also homeless as well, now he lives under a bridge. We left the office after what we'd done to Alex.
Lincoln: Well, that's it for Alex, now his life is literally in ruins. (To Verena Bergamot) And it's so good to see you again, Verena.
Verena Bergamot: You too, Lincoln, it's been seven years since we last met.
Suddenly, Verena Bergamot wrapped her arms around Lincoln's waist and she proceeded to kiss him on the lips and all over the place: face, arms, pecs, eight-pack abs, and stomach. When Verena Bergamot was done, Lincoln was covered in lipstick marks on his face, massive muscular arms, hairy pecs, eight-pack abs, and stomach, and he had an atomic red blush on his face and he was literally in Heaven.
Lincoln: (In Heaven) That's...something I've not...forgotten.
We snickered.
Verena Bergamot: Sorry about that, but it's so good to see you again, Lincoln.
Lincoln then wrapped his massive and muscular arms around Verena Bergamot's waist and hugged her, and Verena Bergamot is very surprised at just how much more taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much more stronger and how much more muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face soon became even deeper when she saw his longer vampire fangs and more massive white angel wings and medium sized angel wings underneath with orange and aurora tips on the feathers, large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind his head, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the larger white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, eleven massive and longer white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail with rainbow markings on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, thick hair on his massive forearms, stubble on his jawline, and chest hair on his pecs, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and she also met his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, the Universe 666 Miraculous, his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko that came out of his backpack.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Verena Bergamot: My God, you sure have, you've really really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 18-year-old 8'9" tall, very handsome, and manly man with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings and medium sized angel wings underneath, that's so awesome, and the large white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, hair on your massive forearms, beard stubble on your jawline, and chest hair on your pecs and many accessories and large gold halo with four large gold rings orbiting behind your head, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness. (Rubs his massive pecs with her hands) You've really really grown a lot and became a man, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps. Plus, I've also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.
Eli: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as J.D. and all of us, and he's become truly immortal.
Nico: And Lincoln, you know her?
Lincoln: Indeed I do, Nico.
Selene Emperyous: And so do we, this is Verena Bergamot, Gene-Slammer and Avatar of Aromage Bergamot, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan, she was born with red angel wings, cosmic pyrokinesis, immortality, and mastery over powerful fire magic, and she also has the powers of Aromage Bergamot because she Gene-Slammed herself into Aromage Bergamot. When Lincoln found out, he was literally stunned, and her Gene-Slamming also caused her red angel wings to let off the scent of wild bergamots and bergamot oranges. She also knows how to make scented candles and that caused her to start her own business of selling scented candles, and her partners in this business were the other Gene-Slammers and Avatars of the Aromage Duel Monsters, which rose to great heights and generated tons of profit, and Lincoln also helped to advertise their business which really drew customers in. Lincoln made her a fire greatsword and necklace, and to show thanks, she kissed Lincoln on the lips, and as a result, he promised that when he comes of age, he'll marry her along with his entire harem. Verena hated Lori with a blazing passion because she tried to get her business shut down by spreading false rumors on the internet, but Lincoln exposed Lori's shenanigans and she was forced to apologize and Lori had to pay Verena and the other other Gene-Slammers and Avatars of the Aromage Duel Monsters $1,000 in damages for attempted defamation. But, there's one person that Verena absolutely despises: her older brother, Alex. When she was growing up, she saw just how much of a short temper he had and he's gotten physically violent more than once, and it got worse when he treated his wife, Katy, like a punching bag for his violent temper and she hated how abusive he was to her, so she teamed up with Katy's sister, Ali, and they got evidence of Alex's abusive behavior and bad temper and Katy's dad threw Alex and knocked him out cold before he did anything to Ali and Verena. Then, they brought the evidence to her father-in-law, and he decided to settle and paid Katy for damages, putting Alex in debt to his father, which angered Alex, but the two times he'd run his mouth off, he got knocked out again. Then, Alex was demoted to a dead-end position and taken out of being the next CEO of their dad's company, as that role was given to his cousin, and Alex was finished. He wanted revenge on Katy, Ali, and Verena for ruining him, but Verena swore that if he dared to come after them, she would tell their dad and he'd be in for worse trouble.
Nico: Just like what we were told yesterday, and what we saw just now.
Lincoln: Verena hated what happened to Katy getting beaten up by her brother, so she and Ali teamed up and gathered evidence and Ali and Katy's dad also got a few blows in on that jerk, and now, he's gone from being in debt to now being homeless. And now that you're here, Verena.
Lincoln leaned his head down the right side of Verena Bergamot's trapezius, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we suddenly saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up extremely as he gained an extremely astronomically huge and massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more as veins formed, and his massive white angel wings and medium sized angel wings underneath with aurora and orange tips spread out and his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head glowed. He slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her neck healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.
Verena Bergamot: You're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.
Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on the neck of Verena Bergamot with red gems on the gold lightning bolts and red crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with a white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.
Verena Bergamot: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!
Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Verena Bergamot.
Verena Bergamot had a smile on her face and tears streaming down her cheeks as Lincoln still had his massive muscular arms wrapped around Verena Bergamot's waist, and he leaned down to her face and kissed her on the lips, but when she placed her hands on his massive pecs, Lincoln deepened the kiss and we cheered for them. When Lincoln separated, Verena Bergamot had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her heart was beating like mad. Then, we went up to the eight girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he immediately recognized them. The eight girls are Echigoya, Koharu Tsukikage, Mana Inagawa, Manpuku Maru, Momo Kuzuryū, Ranka Kagurazaka, Rinka Kagurazaka, and Viola from Valkyrie Drive Bhikkhuni.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Echigoya, Koharu Tsukikage, Mana Inagawa, Manpuku Maru, Momo Kuzuryū, Ranka Kagurazaka, Rinka Kagurazaka, and Viola from Valkyrie Drive Bhikkhuni.
Nicole: So, those are the girls that were here. Verena got to them on time before her jerk of a brother tried to hurt them.
Lincoln: What happened that day after his misdeeds against his ex-wife already made him into a woman-hating jerk. Are you girls okay?
Echigoya: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Echigoya and the other seven girls saw who it was that saved them from Alex Bergamot, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 18-year-old 8'9" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going to the length of his shoulders with phoenix fire ombre streaks on the back part of his hair and the front strands of his hair and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on top of his head with large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind his head, thick hair on his massive muscular forearms and beard stubble on his jawline, rainbow colored thunderbird with gold lightning bolt in its claws and the Ebonwu Squadron emblem on its chest emblazoned on his forehead and Third Eye with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, Crest of Miracles on his massive right pec and golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle on his massive left pec, Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, Dragon, Tiger, Vampire Bat, Werewolf, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a rainbow kanji with nine magatama and the symbols of the elements in between the kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Almighty Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Almighty Master of The Elemental Forces, The Storms, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Almighty Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud and Samuel Loud, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin and Many Evil Monsters and Many Evil Villains, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro and Comic Book Guy, True Immortal Hero and God, Destroyer and Slayer of Extremely Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic, Irredeemable Bastards and Tyrants, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Jack-Of-All-Trades, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, Great God of Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command, Strategist, And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary of The Cosmos and The Heavens, Ambassador of Harmony, Friendship, Purity, Hope, Courage, and Love, Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, Fearsome Defender of His Many Guardian Angels, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos, and Master of Elemental Forces, The Storms, Mythological Animals, Animals, Phoenixes, and Angels", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji on his left forearm that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" and a kanji on his right forearm that said "Lincoln Loud, Saiyan Avenger and Destroyer of Frieza", and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, his male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, his white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and his white Wolf Familiar, Seiko, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.
He had his massive Lincoln Loud's Cosmic Eternal True United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Universal Hope Elemental Cosmic Heavenly Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and True Immortal Heroism, The Sickle Swords of Hinon, and silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with phoenix, thunderbird, buffalo, angel, vampire, and werewolf surrounding a rainbow gem with neon glowing rainbow lights equipped with recognition of him and fits an infinite number of items and components for Eini, the Universe 666 Miraculous, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, his Omnipotent Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel of Universal Harmonious Loud Justice, Mythological Hope, and Eternal Love Almighty Book, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold metal braces with multi-colored gems on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe with large rainbow gems on his forearms with the Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left large gold Bracer and other bracelets merged with the large gold Bracers and wrist computer and Omnitrix and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony shrunk to the size of a gem on top on the large left gold Bracer, massive indestructible white angel wings and medium sized white angel wings underneath with aurora and orange tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails sticking out of his butt with rainbow tips and rainbow markings with large white rabbit tail with rainbow marking on top of the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, he has on He-Man's chest harness with colored gems on the gold crisscross straps and gold metal circular chest plate with phoenix carved on it and surrounded by red gems and on the back of the straps is a kanji that said Lincoln Loud, Truly Loving Gold-Hearted Brother, Son, Grandson, and Father, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long white trenchcoat coattails with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Great Old Ones, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Mermaids, Basilisks, Cockatrices, Cerberus, Perytons, Griffins, Sphinxes, Hippogriffs, Manticores, Animals, and Mythological Animals on the coattails and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and large rainbow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large white pants with rainbow fire and multicolored lightning bolts and elemental forces on the thighs, and large gold armored knee-high boots with colored gems on them, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with rainbow gems for eyes the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, Cosmic, Universe, God, and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and rainbow crystal links from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with large rainbow Thunderbird-shaped Element of Harmony and a large silver Buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, Cosmic, Universe, God, and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest with chest hair on his pecs, large white and gold accented Elemental Choker of Eternal Love and Thunderbird pendant on his neck, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, large Ring of The Phoenix large multi-colored gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Werewolf, and Buffalo on his right ring finger, Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers with gold armored finger claws over his fingers, he has twelve large planets orbiting around his legs and twelve smaller planets orbiting around his waist and an immense rainbow protective aura with swirling elements around him.
Echigoya: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.
Lincoln made seven clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the thick muscular necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene, and he slowly bit them and he fed on their blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as them, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings and medium sized angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and his large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head glowed. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from their necks as their necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit them.
Echigoya: (Seductively and rubs her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, eight Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Echigoya, Koharu Tsukikage, Mana Inagawa, Manpuku Maru, Momo Kuzuryū, Ranka Kagurazaka, Rinka Kagurazaka, and Viola with colored gems embedded in the lightning bolt links and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of the Buddha along with white and gold accented Elemental Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned to The World Tree Estate and they were shocked to find out the villain we went after was Verena Bergamot's brother, the abusive bad-tempered jerk, Alex Bergamot.
But, when Lincoln showed what we did in beating that jerk down and finally Alex getting fired from his job, disowned by family, and forced to live under a bridge as a homeless bum, everyone cheered and they went up to us and hugged us and Lincoln's harem kissed him on the lips. Lincoln and Verena Bergamot have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back in town.
Maria: That's it for that jerk, but what if Xehanort gets to him and offers him a chance for revenge?
Lincoln: That won't happen, Alex is bound to do something stupid again not long after we'd defeated him.
Suddenly, we got the news that Alex was arrested trying to steal food from a local market and he was sent to prison, this time, he'll remain there for years.
Nico: Damn, first he gets divorced and demoted after being put in debt, then he comes back for revenge only to get fired, disowned, and forced to live under a bridge, and now, he gets caught stealing food, and now, he's going to be in prison for years. Boy, talk about karma.
Me: He deserved it, he was a lowlife jerk to his wife and sister, and now, he's facing the very consequences of his misdeeds.
After Lincoln and all of us beat down Alex Bergamot, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Verena Bergamot saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, she had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her nose was bleeding.
Verena Bergamot: My God, I was right that Lincoln's really grown into a 18-year-old, 8'9" tall, really big, handsome, sexy, and extremely super strong manly man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs really hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever. He's definitely been continuing on bodybuilding and working out even more for many years, and because of that along with the combination of his diet plan that we gave him, along with his hyperpuberty and genes, he'd gained the powerful and massive body that all bodybuilders could only dream of. If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of search control again, along with Killjoy Huggins.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under a lot of very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Verena, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger and bigger in muscle mass, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Verena Bergamot: That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.
Nico: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from the little boy from years ago into the really big, really strong, and really powerful man we know today.
Verena Bergamot: I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone that story.
And when Tracey Mink and the rest of my harem saw me doing 900,000,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear my mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get my eleven massive and long rainbow wolf tails even more stronger than ever, they had an atomic red blush on their faces, hearts in their eyes, and their noses were bleeding.
Suddenly, the alarm sounded, and when Lincoln checked the computer, he saw who it was that triggered the alarm: it was Kiba Daioh, the father of the Fang Clan, a group of mountain thieves that numbers at least a hundred
Lincoln: Oh no, that's Kiba Daioh.
Nicole: The father of The Fang Clan?! Oh boy, this is going to get rough. We better head out there and take care of him before he does something really bad.
Suddenly, Crash Bandicoot ran out of The World Tree Estate and fired blasts of fire, water, wind, leaves, light, dark, magic, and bones at Kiba Daioh, and he roared in anger and rage, and he slashed at Crash Bandicoot with his sword, and that left Crash's tank top and his trenchcoat with tons of slashes and tears.
Crash Bandicoot: Okay, that's it, now you're really going to get it.
Suddenly, Crash Bandicoot's emerald green eyes turned neon emerald green and he was surrounded by a rainbow energy aura with stars, fire, water, ice, gears, wind gusts, lightning bolts, sparkles, magic, light, darkness, bones, rocks, lava, leaves, fruit, dragons, bandicoots, phoenixes, and angels, he unholstered his massive Crash Bandicoot's Cosmic Eternal Skylands Guardian Ten Elemental Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Skylands Guardian Ten Elemental Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel Justice and Cosmic Eternal Skylands Guardian Ten Elemental Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel Bravery from his back, and as he approached Kiba Daioh, he left rainbow energy, stars, fire, water, ice, gears, wind gusts, lightning bolts, sparkles, magic, lights, darkness, bones, rocks, lava, leaves, fruit, dragons, bandicoots, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Crash Bandicoot: I can't believe you dared to show your face here, Kiba Daioh. We've already got our hands full with the cursed jerks and Xehanort, you showing up here basically made it a lot worse, but it'll be much easier once I get rid of you once and for all.
Suddenly, Crash Bandicoot was surrounded by a massive vortex of rainbow energy with stars, fire, water, ice, gears, wind gusts, lightning bolts, sparkles, magic, lights, darkness, bones, rocks, lava, leaves, and fruit surrounding the vortex, there are dragons, bandicoots, phoenixes, and angels running and flying around the vortex with the symbols of The Ten Skylanders Elements orbiting around the vortex, and in the vortex is an orange phoenix with red eyes glaring at Kiba Daioh: the red eyes of eternal death.
We saw it on the screen at our gym.
Nicole: Oh boy, this is going to be one brutal fight, I hope he knows that Kiba Daioh can also turn his body into steel, and that he needs to get past that defense.
Then, as the vortex faded, Crash Bandicoot emerged, but he was changed forever.
Crash Bandicoot grew from 8'5" to 8'9" in height, his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew bigger for his new body and he still retained his eight-pack abs, he has large gold metal bands on his massive biceps and thighs and he now has twelve large colored planets matching the colors of the Skylanders' elements orbiting around his legs, he has rainbow highlights in the bangs of his full head of long reddish-brown hair going down to his neck and reddish-brown stylized mohawk and he has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind his head, he has neon emerald green eyes and a rainbow energy aura with stars, fire, water, ice, gears, wind gusts, lightning bolts, sparkles, magic, light, darkness, bones, rocks, lava, leaves, fruit, dragons, bandicoots, phoenixes, and angels surrounding him and immense rainbow protective aura with the elements swirling around it, he has a bandicoot and a dragon holding a 10-Sided Star with the 10 Skylander Elements in the 10 sides of the star emblazoned on his forehead and Third Eye with rainbow iris, he has on dragon earrings with rainbow gems for eyes and holding the Fire, Water, Life, Earth, Tech, Magic, Light, Dark, Undead, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws, he has on his Crystal Necklace of the Buddha with rainbow gems embedded in the gold symbols of the 10 Elements of the Skylanders and rainbow crystal links and rainbow bandicoot-shaped Element of Harmony and on the bottom of the Element of Harmony is a dragon and bandicoot with rainbow gems for eyes and holding the Fire, Water, Life, Earth, Tech, Magic, Light, Dark, Undead, and Eternity Kanjis in their hands for the pendant on his bare chest and he has on a white and gold accented choker on his neck. Crash Bandicoot has on Master Eon's sash, long black pants with the 10 Elemental Symbols of the Skylanders on the left leg and rainbow flames on both legs, black knee-high boots, and long white trenchcoat with stars, fire, water, ice, gears, wind gusts, lightning bolts, sparkles, magic, light, darkness, bones, rocks, lava, leaves, fruit, dragons, bandicoots, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails and on Crash Bandicoot's wider and more muscular back is a bandicoot and a dragon and phoenix and angel surrounded by stars and the 10 Elements of The Skylanders and the dragon and bandicoot are holding the 10-Sided Star with the 10 Elements of The Skylanders in the 10 sides of the star and silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with phoenixes and angels surrounding a rainbow gem with neon rainbow lights equipped with recognition of him and fits an infinite number of items and component for his Miraculous, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in. Suddenly, Crash Bandicoot felt a sharp pain on his wider and more muscular back, and then, his massive reddish-brown angel wings with rainbow tips on the large reddish-brown feathers grew much larger for his new body and medium sized reddish-brown angel wings with rainbow tips grew and sprouted out underneath his massive reddish-brown angel wings. Crash Bandicoot has on his Ring of The Phoenix with large rainbow gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on his right ring finger and Green Lantern corps ring on his left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in his left hand large black fingerless gloves with a rainbow phoenix surrounded by the Elements of The Skylanders on the backside of the gloves and four silver square on the knuckles and gold-armored claws over his fingers and smaller planets orbiting around his fingers.
Suddenly, Crash Bandicoot's massive Crash Bandicoot's Cosmic Eternal Skylands Guardian Ten Elemental Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Skylands Guardian Ten Elemental Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel Justice and Cosmic Eternal Skylands Guardian Ten Elemental Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel Bravery and all the greatswords and swords he'd gotten had began began merging together and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of rainbow energy, stars, fire, water, ice, gears, wind gusts, lightning bolts, sparkles, magic, lights, darkness, bones, rocks, lava, leaves, fruit, dragons, bandicoots, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was forever transformed into Crash Bandicoot's Cosmic Eternal Harmony Skylands Guardian Ten Elemental Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Harmony Skylands Guardian Ten Elemental Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel Justice and Cosmic Eternal Skylands Guardian Ten Elemental Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel Bravery, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded colored gems representing Fire, Air, Water, Earth, Life, Light, Dark, Undead, Tech, and Magic and the symbols of Fire, Air, Water, Earth, Life, Light, Dark, Undead, Tech, and Magic etched in rows on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged gold blade, large gold wolf heads for the handguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large rainbow gems embedded in the foreheads and surrounding the white angel faces are The Elements of Harmony and The Unity Stones on top of The Element of the Magic of Friendship, longer midnight black handle, four large gold bandicoot heads with rainbow gems for eyes and inside their open mouths and below the bandicoot heads is a gold dragon head with rainbow gems for eyes and rainbow gem in its mouth for the pommel, he has on his large gold Bracers of the Champions of The Universe with large rainbow gems on his wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet and wrist computer and Omnitrix on his left gold Bracer, large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with gold dragon head with rainbow gems for eyes and large rainbow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace on his left hip and his Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip. There's a rainbow kanji with flames, water drops, gears, ice, bolts of lightning, leaves, rocks, suns, crescent moons, and skulls in between the kanji below the bandicoot and dragon holding the 10-Sided Star that said, "Crash Bandicoot, Wild, Hilarious, Crazy, and Brave-Hearted Hero of Wumpa Island, Emissary and Defender of The Skylanders, Powerful Life Elemental Skylander Brawler and Elemental Skylander Knight, Guardian and Leader of The Alternate Skylands, Loving Older Brother and Guardian of Coco Bandicoot and Aku-Aku, Archenemy of Nasty Doo The Were Doo, Destroyer of Doctor Nefarious Trophy and Malefor, Slayer of Alternate Kaos and His Minions, Loving Boyfriend of Tawna Bandicoot, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Lifelong Friend of Spyro, Cynder, and The Skylanders, Perpetual Foiler of The Delusional Plans of The Mad Scientists, Defender of Nature and Every Living Thing in The World, Carrier of Alternate Master Eon's Legacy, True Immortal Hero, and Master of Fire, Water, Air, Earth, Tech, Magic, Life, Light, Dark, Undead, Dragons, Masks, Bandicoots, Phoenixes, and Angels"
クラッシュ・バンディクー、ワイルドで陽気でクレイジーで勇敢なワンパ島のヒーロー、スカイランダーの使者であり擁護者、パワフルな生命のエレメンタル・スカイランダーの喧嘩師とエレメンタル・スカイランダーの騎士、もう一つのスカイランドの守護者でありリーダー、愛する兄でありココの守護者バンディクーとアクアク、ナスティ・ドゥー・ザ・ワー・ドゥーの大敵、ドクター・ネファリアス・トロフィーとマレフォーの破壊者、オルタナティブ・カオスとその手下の殺し屋、タウナ・バンディクーの愛するボーイフレンド、コスモスの勇敢な戦士、宇宙の守護者、擁護者、そして救世主宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先へ、宇宙への希望の大使兼灯台、友情の力と要素のマスター、天界のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実の真の神、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私無欲、勇気、そして信頼、破壊者と悪の殺害者、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき、そして素晴らしく強力な教師の強力な生徒、スパイロ、シンダー、スカイランダーの生涯の友人、マッドサイエンティストの妄想計画の永久の阻止者、自然と世界のすべての生き物の擁護者、代替マスター・エオンの遺産の運び手、真の不滅ヒーロー、そして火、水、空気、土、技術、魔法、生命、光、闇、アンデッド、ドラゴン、マスク、バンディクー、フェニックス、天使のマスター
Crash Bandicoot has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-BANDICOOT-DRAGON-ELEMENTAL SKYLANDER KNIGHT AND BRAWLER-GOD-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY TEN ELEMENTAL KNIGHT ELEMENTAL SKYLANDER DRACONIC BANDICOOT PHOENIX GOD ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY TEN ELEMENTAL KNIGHT ELEMENTAL SKYLANDER DRACONIC BANDICOOT PHOENIX GOD ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY TEN ELEMENTAL KNIGHT ELEMENTAL SKYLANDER DRACONIC BANDICOOT PHOENIX GOD ANGEL BRAVERY!
We were amazed by Crash Bandicoot's Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Elemental Skylander Knight and Brawler-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, but when Kiba Daioh saw it, he went ballistic and charged at Crash Bandicoot to kill him, but Crash Bandicoot fired a massive barrage of rainbow energy, stars, fire, water, ice, gears, wind gusts, lightning bolts, sparkles, magic, lights, darkness, bones, rocks, lava, leaves, fruit, dragons, bandicoots, phoenixes, and angels which hit the clone and sent him flying into a wall, he got back out, but boy was he raging mad now!
Crash Bandicoot: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Cosmic Eternal Harmony Ten Skylanders Elemental Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Ten Skylanders Elemental Draconic Bandicoot Phoenix God Angel Bravery) Alright, you plundering brute, let's do this!
Crash Bandicoot went after Kiba Daioh, and he fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, stars, fire, water, ice, gears, wind gusts, lightning bolts, sparkles, magic, lights, darkness, bones, rocks, lava, leaves, fruit, dragons, bandicoots, phoenixes, and angels which hit the bastard and exploded, and he slashed at him with his massive greatsword leaving scars on him, and that just made him even angrier.
Suddenly, Lincoln appeared and he turned the tips of his tails into Cell's Stingers, and he stabbed them into Kiba Daioh's chest, and then, Lincoln began absorbing Kiba Daioh into his body as he and all of us assimilated his titanic strength, superhuman pain threshold, fighting abilities, and ability to turn his body into steel and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed along with his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flared up extremely and he began growing even stronger.
When Lincoln was done and the stingers changed back, nothing's left of Kiba Daioh except for his clothes, and he banished Kiba Daioh to The Black Gates. Crash Bandicoot holstered his massive greatsword on his back and powered down, and his new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, accessories, 28th Century backpack, large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind his head, large twelve colored planets orbiting around his legs, Third Eye, and massive reddish-brown angel wings and medium sized reddish-brown angel wings are permanent. Then, Crash Bandicoot and Lincoln went back to The World Tree Estate and Lincoln continued his workouts.
Nico: That was some awesome work out there, that giant bastard never stood a chance.
Eli: I'm going to guess that another one of our cursed jerks sent that barbarian after us.
Lincoln: I was about to point that out, Eli. Well, that wasn't going to work, but that just means they're delaying what's about to be the inevitable.
Me: You said a mouthful, but too true, Lincoln.
We got a shower, and then, Lincoln, Universe 666 Swan, Universe 666 Briar, and Universe 666 Mary are heading to Laverra Beach.
Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the white-haired, 8'9", handsome and extremely muscular man had on his new large orange and white speedo with a Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it with rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.
And Universe 666 Swan, Universe 666 Briar, and Universe 666 Mary are dressed in two-piece colored bikinis The Musiqidandi Sisters made for them, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble, but they also got to keep their heads up, they got word that mutant cheapskate has sent more muscle-bound thugs to kill them. Plus, we found out Universe 666 Swan, Universe 666 Briar, and Universe 666 Mary all had feelings for Lincoln, and he also had feelings for them, and he also saved them all from an ambush by a group of musclebound thugs Flip hired to kill them, Lincoln sucked out their muscle mass, virility, strength, blood, and life energy as it killed them all which made that mutant cheapskate go insane with anger, until Lincoln fired energy blasts at her and more gold and jewels and treasures came out of him, but they also got to keep their heads up, they got word that mutant cheapskate has sent more muscle-bound thugs to kill them.
Universe 666 Swan: Wow, so this is Laverra Beach. It sure is beautiful.
Lincoln: It sure is, Universe 666 Swan, and it's perfect for our first date. Shall we?
Lincoln, Universe 666 Swan, Universe 666 Briar, and Universe 666 Mary dived into the water and they had a fun time swimming in the ocean and they saw the marine life that lived there, then they went back to the beach and they had a fun game of volleyball, and Universe 666 Swan, Universe 666 Briar, and Universe 666 Mary got an extremely massive and deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen massive 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and eleven massive and long white wolf tails, and they were really swooning over him especially when he started showing off by flexing his muscles.
But then, they saw the hulking muscle-bound thugs that Flip hired coming after them, but Lincoln fired vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he also grew even stronger. When Lincoln was done, the vacuum tubes detached themselves from the chests of the thugs and went back into Lincoln, and the thugs were now dead from blood loss and thin as a rake and he absorbed them.
Lincoln: Nice try, you stupid mutant!
Then, they had some lunch, and then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to Universe 666 Swan, Universe 666 Briar, and Universe 666 Mary and they hugged the girls in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms and Universe 666 Swan, Universe 666 Briar, and Universe 666 Mary placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones.
And then, they all shared a passionate and romantic kiss and Lincoln slowly sank his fangs into Universe 666 Swan, Universe 666 Briar, and Universe 666 Mary and fed on their blood, and his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as them, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings and medium-sized white angel wings underneath with aurora and orange tips spread out and his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head glowed.
He slowly unlatched his fangs from their necks as their necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit them. They came back home to The World Tree Estate, and Nico and I saw Lincoln covered in kisses on his face, body, and eight-pack abs.
Me: (Whistles) Wow, it looks like you really had a good time at Laverra Beach, eh, Lincoln?
Lincoln: (In Heaven) It...was...so...AWESOME!
Suddenly, three Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Universe 666 Swan, Universe 666 Briar, and Universe 666 Mary with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.
Lily the Mermaid: Wow, now Universe 666 Swan, Universe 666 Briar, and Universe 666 Mary are in your harem, Linky.
Universe 666 Swan, Universe 666 Briar, and Universe 666 Mary showed the marks Lincoln made on the right sides of their necks.
Jenna: And Flip had some nerve trying to kill them, that mutant is just making things much worse for himself.
Serena Logan: I always knew that stupid mutant was and always will be nothing but fucking trouble, and he's just making things worse for himself.
Rarity: And trying to kill Universe 666 Swan, Universe 666 Briar, and Universe 666 Mary, now that repulsive ape is really going to get it.
Lincoln: And we also had a run-in with more of the hulking muscle-bound hired thugs he sent to kill us yet again, but I sucked out their muscle mass, strength, and virility and I killed them all and sent them to The Black Gates, and that dumb mutant should be screaming with pure vengeance and hate at us in 3...2...1!
Suddenly, we heard Flip scream and bellow with extreme hatred and rage and cursing right at us, and now, he's officially lost his mind.
Maria: (Flips Flip the middle finger) Yeah, up yours, you mutant three-butt-cheeked cheapskate!
Nico: Even after we kicked Flip's miserable hide, that mutant still refuses to quit!
Lincoln: Same with Lewis Travolta, Dark Amy, Icky Vicky, Billy McLean, Pablo, Anderson, and the other jerks, but it's much more fun to see their thugs get killed by me.
Eli: It sure is, and it's so much more fun seeing them blow their stacks!
We then saw Lincoln form a viewing window, and then, Lincoln snapped his fingers.
SNAPS FINGERS!
We saw a massive funnel appeared in Flip's mouth, and then, massive cartons of the extremely powerful laxatives that Shizuka and her sisters used on Killjoy Huggins and Lewis Travolta appeared over the funnel.
Eli: (GASPS) ARE THOSE...?!
Nico: The extremely powerful laxatives Shizuka and her sisters used on Killjoy Huggins and Lewis Travolta?!
Luna: DO IT, BRO!
Then, the extremely powerful laxatives were dumped into Flip's mouth and the funnel was removed. Then, Flip's stomach gurgled and rumbled, and then...!
MASSIVELY LOUD AND EXTREMELY WET FART!
Flip farted and massive tons of gold, jewels, gems, and other currencies exploded out of his three butt-cheeks like crazy!
Flip stopped farting like crazy.
Lincoln: That's for trying to get your musclebound thugs to murder me and the girls in my harem, you stupid mutant cheapskate!
Nico: Jeez. Those laxatives are really powerful, I still remember when you tried that prank on me years ago, Connor, but that failed.
Eli: Because of you using Walker's powers.
Connor Chan: Now, Flip's really pissing me off now, if he does this again, I'm gonna shove a grenade down his throat!
Nico: Connor, I know you're angry, but we're saving it for when we do face him and kill him. Now, don't even think of getting into the weapons room or I'm telling Dad!
Connor Chan: Tattle tale.
Later it was time for another awesome Super Mario Odyssey adventure.
Nico: Today is Seaside Kingdom for Round 3.
Me: Awesome.
Sakura Avalon: Me and Lucy will go.
Lucy Heartfilia: This will be good.
Nico: Yep.
Me: I'll go with just in case.
Nico: Okay.
We went into the simulator and it activated and we were at SEASIDE KINGDOM!
Nico: Wow! Here we are.
Me: Awesome place!
Lucy Heartfilia: Boy it sure is. I should have brought my swim clothes.
Me: Perfect for a vacation spot.
Sakura Avalon: It sure is.
Nicole: You're going to be surprised who the next bad guy you'll face here.
Nico: And that is?
Nicole: Here she comes now.
We saw a big figure and it was multitrillionaire AMANDA BANSHEE!
Me: (GASP) Amanda Banshee!?
Nico: Wait one of the richest people in the world!? Wow!
Me: Yep and she's one of my father's business partners. You should see her mansion. She lives in a Dollar Sign shaped mansion and owns EVERYTHING! Yachts, ships and more.
Nico: WHOA!
Amanda Banshee: Indeed and J.D. it's good to see you. You are looking great.
Nico:...hi!
Amanda Banshee: Oh Nico good to meet you. Have you seen that wretched fly?
Nico: What fly?
Me: Freddy the Fly has always been a nuisance to her. She's always trying to find ways to kill him.
Nico: GEEZ!
Lucy Heartfilia: That is crazy.
Sakura Avalon: No kidding!
Amanda Banshee: Indeed.
Me: Sorry we have to do this Amanda. After this how about we treat you to a luxurious dinner fit for a dozen queens?
Amanda Banshee: I would absolutely like that.
Nico: Lets do it then!
Sakura Avalon: Is that the Fly right there?
We saw Freddy flying around her.
Freddy: Hiya toots!
Amanda Banshee: You stupid fly!
Me: That's him. That's Freddy the Fly. He's actually a fly I can tolerate. II may hate flies myself but he is a funny fly I can tolerate.
Nico: Wow.
Freddy the Fly: Yeah J.D. is a cool guy.
He came to me.
Nico: Yeah he sure is.
Me: Freddy is a cool guy once you get to know him.
Sakura Avalon: Wow!
?: (Echoing) PHOENIX FIRE!
A blast of fire went and blasted Amanda all over.
Out came ZHUQIAOMON and on its back was a girl with red hair, red eyes, red clothes and red angel wings and had a tiara with the symbol of Burn Rooster!
Nico: WHOA! Zhuqiaomon!
Brie Rooster: And Brie Rooster, Embodiment of Burn Rooster.
Ace Bunny: Brie awesome to see you!
Ben 10,000: You are looking great!
Brie Rooster: Same here Ben 10,000 and Ace. Been a while.
Zhuqiaomon: (In a girls voice) And we're ready to burn.
Nico: Zhalia Zhuqiao! Wow! Awesome to see you.
Zhuqiaomon: Yep. Same here Nico.
Nico: (gets out Twister and Angry Chicken Wing's Ridewatches) Time for this chicken wing to give you a spin!
Nico activated them and fired waves of wind and fire and blasted her down.
Me: Take this! CRUSHER BALL!
I formed a red ball of energy and threw it and it hit Amanda and exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!
Nico: WHOA! Nice!
Lucy: STARLIGHT THUNDERBOLT!
She fired a wave of lightning and blasted her all over.
Sakura fired a wave of lightning and electrocuted her.
Zhalia reverted back and was a girl with red, orange and yellow hair and had red eyes and had a phoenix in the middle of her forehead and had red, orange and yellow clothes and she had Zhuqiaomon on her skirt and shirt and had the kanji for Vermillion Phoenix of The South on her arm and she had fire angel wings and had a fire sword in her hand.
Zhalia Zhuqiao: Lets bring the power of the Sovereign. (ECHOING) SONIC ZEPHYR!
She fired a sonic wave and blasted her down.
Brie: Save some for me! She teleported and lifted Amanda up by her legs and bashed her with a wood plank.
BAP BAP BAP BAP BAP BAP BAP BAP BAP!
She ran and Amanda chased Brie.
Brie: AHHH SHADDAP!
She fired a wave of fire and bashed her down.
Amanda surrendered and we got 30 power moons!
Me: OH YEAH!
We high five!
Nico: How did you meet Ace and Ben 10,000?
Brie Rooster: This is how.
She showed a cool Time Travel bracelet.
Brie Rooster: I used this to meet Ace first in the 28th Century and helped them battle Massive on a number of times. Also I met Ben 10,000 in the year 2035 and helped him battle Dr. Animo who was on a gorilla body.
Nico: Oh right! I remember he was a severed in a tank on a white gorilla body.
Brie Rooster: Yep. That's right. I helped him take him down.
Nico: Nice. Wait what year are you from?
Brie Rooster: I'm from the year 67,023.
WE GASPED!
Me: WOW! That's 65,000 years from now!
Nico: That's a long time!
Brie Rooster: I know. I was teleported here to help you guys out.
Me: Nice.
Nico: Yep.
Me: Zhalia what's your favorite memory of Nico?
Zhalia Zhuqiao: When me and Nico went to Russia and had a Bear Steak eating contest and it was a tie.
Me: Ooh nice.
Nico: Yep.
Nico and Zhalia hugged.
Nico: I've missed you.
Zhalia Zhuqiao: Same here.
Nico: Would you two like to join us?
Brie Rooster: We would be honored.
We left and everyone cheered for us.
We were busy watching TV, and many of us were doing work-outs to continue staying in tip-top shape, especially Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever and he was sweating like crazy.
Lincoln: We don't have long before the main mission against the next cursed jerks starts, so I still got to keep myself busy.
Me: That's true, and we're also doing work-outs just like you, Lincoln.
Nico: Yep.
Then, we saw Lincoln deadlift a massive twenty-five-ton barbell with ease, and we were stunned.
Eli: Whoa!
And of course, the constant workouts that Lincoln has been doing had also caused his harem to get massive atomic red blushes on their faces, hearts in their eyes, and their noses were really bleeding upon seeing their hotter, sexier hunk of a future husband.
Lily the Mermaid: (Turned On) My God, Linky truly is one hunky muscle god.
Girl Jordan: (Turned On) Big time.
We finished our workouts, and Lincoln sprayed us with water and soap and we were all clean. Then, his harem kissed him on his face and steam whistled out of his ears and his face turned atomic red.
Foghorn Leghorn was humming Camptown Races.
He snuck up to Nico as he was taking a nap and then...
BAP BAP BAP BAP BAP BAP BAP BAP BAP!
He hit Nico all over with a wooden plank.
Nico: OUCH! What's the big idea hitting me while I'm taking a nap!?
Fogjorm Leghorn: Oh just, I say, just having fun.
Nico: Oh.
Foghorn Leghorn went to the lab and saw me, Nicole, Lisa and the mascots working.
Foghorn Leghorn: What's going on here?
Me: We're just working on potions and helping Lisa out too.
Poromon: Yeah.
Me: Man I hate it when that happens.
Lisa Loud: Thank you J.D.
Me: Anytime.
I snapped my fingers and gave her hair back.
Garden Grove: Boy that was rough.
Poromon was pouring A mixture in a Bunsen beaker when another explosion happened
KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!
We coughed and we were covered in soot.
Me: (COUGH) Ouch.
Poromon: Sorry.
Nico came in.
Nico: What happened here?
Me: Laboratory explosions.
Poromon: Yeah.
Poromon grinned and poured another mixture, making another explosion!
KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!
We coughed.
Me: Geez!
Poromon: Oops. Sorry.
Lisa Loud: Ouch.
Nico: Lisa doesn't that hurt you?
Me: Lisa is pretty much used to it. To her explosions in her lab are pretty much a common everyday occurrence.
Nico: Really?
Me: Take it from me. I've seen her go through all that over the last 7 years.
Nico: Wow.
Poromon: Amazing.
Shockwave: Allow me to see what you've all made.
Me: Okay.
He went and saw what we made and it was powers potions that can permanently give people powers.
Shockwave: Ooh Power Potions. Well done guys.
Wheeljack: Now you know how I feel when one of my inventions blow up.
Poromon then caused another explosion!
KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
Me: (COUGHS) Tell me about it!
Nico: Yeah.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes, the rainbow iris of his Third Eye, his cutie mark tattoo on his back and Thunderbolt cutie mark with circle of surrounding elements on his massive left pec glowed, and he had a vision as a vision orb formed in his left hand, and he saw who it was that we're going to confront today: it was none other than Pablo and Anderson, the two buttface heartless psychopaths are now on the rampage, and they've finally lost their minds thanks to years of us humiliating them and ruining their chances at revenge on us. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Lincoln: So, you two buttfaces have finally made your move.
Lincoln sounded the alarm.
Nico: We heard the alarm, what's wrong, Lincoln?
Lincoln: Nico, everyone, we've got a seriously huge emergency, and we're in for one brutal fight: I just had a vision and I saw who it was that we're going to confront today, the next cursed jerks are none other than Pablo and Anderson, those two buttface heartless psychopaths are now on the rampage, and they've finally lost their minds thanks to years of us humiliating them and ruining their chances at revenge on us.
WE GASPED!
Savannah Nephthys: Too bad none of us have had any claim to killing those two buttfaces.
Taylor: But, I do. They deceived and lied to me all those years ago, they turned me into a bully and I will never ever forgive them in a million years.
Vanya Visalayan: Same with me. I'm not letting those bastards get away with this, not after all the horrible things they've done to Lincoln and his friends.
Me: Uh oh, double trouble!
Nico: But, all warranted though, those buttfaces have lived for far too long, now this is where they die here and now.
Suddenly, we saw Pablo's mom and Anderson's mom come in.
Pablo's Mom: Can we come too?
Anderson's Mom: We intend to disown our bastard sons after everything they've done, and you don't have to worry about our asshole ex-husbands.
Pablo's Mom: They've since been sent to Solitary Confinement after they tried to break out of prison to get revenge.
Nico: Ooh, just like what happened to Icky Vicky. Alright, then, but make it really good. Alright, team, let's go, the time to slay Pablo and Anderson has finally come.
Lincoln: After everything that those two have done to me and my friends along with lying to Taylor and turning her into a bully, they deserve only the harshest and bloodiest death ever.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes, the rainbow iris of his Third Eye, his cutie mark tattoo on his back and Thunderbolt cutie mark with circle of surrounding elements on his massive left pec glowed, and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more and our rainbow energy auras, rainbow protective auras, and rainbow fire auras flared up even more, as they sensed a dark energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was in the vision: the figure is none other than Kenshiro's old enemy, Kaioh, the first Rashō of Asura, and he's come back from the dead to get revenge on Kenshiro for killing him. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Lincoln: Oh God.
Rayman: I can guess that we got big trouble heading our way. Lincoln, who was it that you saw?
Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, and Kenshiro, this is someone you're not going to like in the slightest. The figure we sensed belongs to your old enemy, Kaioh, the first Rashō of Asura, and he's come back from the dead to get revenge on you for killing him.
Kenshiro: Like many of my old enemies, Kaioh is one who doesn't know when to give up.
Bridget Brigid: Either way, he's going to die after we get rid of Pablo and Anderson for good.
Lincoln: Right, Bridget.
Nico: So, we got another of Kenshiro's old enemies on the loose, this is one who's not getting away. Alright, team, let's go, the time to destroy Pablo and Anderson has finally come!
Lincoln: Never again do we have to deal with the likes of you, Pablo and Anderson, this time, you're dying here and now and we'll never have to deal with you again, and once we get done with her, you're next, Kaioh.
Bridget Brigid: I can never ever forgive someone like you, you're cold as ice and you embrace evil with a passion, you deserve only death.
Lincoln put up a rainbow energy field around The World Tree Estate and all of us went out to destroy Pablo and Anderson and finally end them for good, and once we got done destroying Pablo and Anderson, Lincoln and Bridget Brigid along with me are going to destroy Kaioh.
Vert, Elemental HERO Sparkman, Jet Vac, Guardian Elma, Fortune Lady Fire, Fortune Lady Water, Fortune Lady Earth, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Thunderblast and Lugnutz VS LaGrange, Meltatron Live Action Thrust, Mucor, Nai, Mea, and 50 Below - Nico's rescue was on a Cauliflower planet and we battled an evil Sasuke
LaGrange was first.
LaGrange (to Vert): Nico's rescue was on a Cauliflower planet. He battled an evil Sasuke there
Vert: He sure did and man was it cool! Jared and Lana loved it and it was cool.
Elemental HERO Sparkman: That is true and we haven't done an Evil Sasuke battle in a while.
Jet Vac: (British Accent) It was a capital battle there.
Rainbow Dash: It sure was awesome!
Scootaloo: It sure was awesome!
Whirlwind: Yeah it was!
LaGrange: Boy that is cool! You guys haven't had an evil Sasuke battle in a while. Lets do it!
Vert turned into Fasttrack!
Vert: FASTTRACK!
He used the Core Medals for LaGrange, Billy Billions and Steam Smythe and they fired waves of wind, rainbows and lightning and smashed them down.
Randy Cunningham, Elemental HERO Mariner, Lyna, Choji, Chocho, Tayuya, Matatabi the 2-Tailed Wraith Cat, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Menasor and Sideways VS Kangor, Railtron, Evil Star Man, Animated Dirt Boss, King Hippo, Negatron, and 9-Tailed Kitsune - Another Twister (Kirby), Chameleon (Secret Squirrel), Crusher McPersoncrusher, Griffania Ironwings, Matakoshin and Scorpion Phantom who are the gene-slammers of Buffaloaf, Viola, Multiviola and Varodurumon as well as the Embodiment of Ultraman Orb
Kangor was next.
Kangor (to Randy): (Jamaican Accent) Nico, Indigo Carrington's team, Twister's team, and the others did good battling Another Twister (Kirby), Chameleon (Secret Squirrel), Crusher McPersoncrusher, Griffania Ironwings, Matakoshin and Scorpion Phantom mon. They are the gene-slammers of Buffaloaf, Viola, Multiviola and Varodurumon as well as the Embodiment of Ultraman Orb
Randy: Boy that was really cool! We found out that the Embodiment of Ultraman Orb is a really amazing girl and she found out about our Ambassador Missions with the Ultraman teams and she was really impressed by them.
Elemental HERO Mariner: That is for sure and it was cool.
Lyna: Yeah and awesome how some of us helped them before.
Applejack: Boy howdy. Ophelia Orb is the first one of the Ultraman Embodiments that we met.
Apple Bloom: She is amazing at what she does.
Flashwing: That is for sure.
Kangor: That is cool that you met an Ultraman Embodiment mon. First of many. Lets do it!
Randy turned into Stretchleo!
Randy: STRETCHLEO!
He used the core medals for Kangor, Puff and Talon and they fired waves of earth, rock, mud, boulders, lava, crystal, apples and energy and smashed them down.
Penny, Elemental HERO Tempest, Viper, Joe, T.K., Vapor Trail, Sunburst, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Cyclonus and Scourge VS Pete, Ryjack, Chameleon, Liquidroid Wateru, Sunroid Solar, Steam Demon, and Toy Org - Lincoln's rescue in Gotham Royal York to battle Alex Bergamot
Pete was next.
Pete (to Penny): I heard Lincoln's rescue was in Gotham Royal York to battle Alex Bergamot. How was it?
Penny: It was amazing and we met Verena too and we got Alex thrown out onto the streets and made sure he would never work in the city again.
Elemental HERO Tempest: Yeah he was a menace to society. But now he is dirt poor and on the streets.
Viper: Yeah he sure is.
Rarity: One thing is for sure darlings, he will never find work in the city again.
Sweetie Belle: Yeah no kidding there.
Gill Grunt: I agree too.
Pete: Boy that is for sure. Lets do it!
Penny turned into Diamondhead!
Penny: DIAMONDHEAD!
She used the Core Medals for Pete, Peg Leg Pete and the Beagle Boys and they fired waves of energy, water, ice and jewels and smashed them down.
Harry Potter, Elemental HERO Thunder Giant, Songbird, Swift, Wendy Lebinomininsky, Hermione Granger, Ginny Weasley, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, Discord and Diamond Tiara VS Tala, Slicertron, Virgo Zodiarts, Hell-Ementals, Ruby Knight, Movie Will Blake, and Movie Cronby the Troll - Seaside Kingdom Round 3
Tala was next.
Tala (to Harry): Today was Seaside Kingdom for Round 3. Who was fought there?
Harry Potter: (British Accent) They fought Amanda Banshee there.
Tala: Wait she's the richest ever woman in the world and is always trying to kill Freddy the Fly.
Harry Potter: That's right and we saw her house in pictures. It's a mansion that looks like a dollar sign and it's an amazing mansion.
Elemental HERO Thunder Giant: Her mansion is amazing. And we found out that J.D.'s dad and Amanda work together and it's amazing.
Songbird: You should see how much she is worth. She is worth as much as Rockefeller. Maybe more.
Slicertron: WOW! That is one rich woman. How much does she have besides a mansion in the shape of a dollar sign?
Twilight Sparkle: Everything! She has yachts, limos, everything. She was worth 5 times more than Rockefeller. She's worth over $2,050,000,000,000.00
Starshine Sparkle: WOW! That is a lot of money!
Spyro: No kidding! But that is small change compared to how much we are worth. Not to go rubbing it in peoples faces.
Tala: That's true. But Amanda will make a great member of the M.O.E. Lets do it!
Harry turned into Invincible!
Harry Potter: INVINCIBLE!
He used the Core Medals for Tala, Circe and Baron Mordo and they fired waves of magic and stars and smashed them down.
Mollie, Elemental HERO Burstinatrix, Seira Amagi the Princess of the Indian Ocean, Celine Giachi Lorres - Champion of Generosity, Oceanbird Astronomonov, Fievel Mousekewitz, Tanya Mousekewitz, Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Wildrider and Dead End VS Zzzax, Shockatron, Dragon Jellyfish, Universe 666 Azula, Angar the Screamer, Universe 666 Lots-o'-Huggin' Bear, and Dr. Jacques von Hämsterviel - The Mascots helping Lisa with experiments
Zzzax was next.
Zzzax (to Mollie): The Mascots helped Lisa with her experiments. But Poromon got a little carried away using Bunsen Beakers to make explosions.
Mollie: (LAUGHS) Yeah but Lisa says that this happens to her all the time. So explosions are not all that common to her.
Elemental HERO Burstinatrix: Yeah it happens to her a lot. J.D. said that for as long as he has known Lisa it happens to her on a daily basis.
Seiera Amagi: Yeah and it's intense.
Pinkie Pie: But it's really amazing that Lisa does all that.
Maud Pie: (Monotonously) The mascots helped Lisa make all kinds of stuff in the lab.
Featherweight: It sure was.
Sprocket: Yeah and it was amazing stuff that Pop Fizz would be proud of.
Zzzax: Boy that is amazing. Lets do it!
Mollie turned into Buzzshock!
Mollie: BUZZSHOCK!
She used the Core Medals for Zzzax, Evil Elec Man and Spark Mandrill and they fired waves of lightning, metal, gears and blades and smashed them down.
Stella, Winged Kuriboh, Terrorsaur, Elyon Brown, Hal, Matilda, Sheila Eingana, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Breakdown and Drag Strip VS Bronze Kneecap, Slicertron. Fracture, Terminator 1984, Owl Orphnoch, La-Doldo-Gu, and Evil Astro Man - The Mascots made lots of great potions and formulas
Bronze Kneecap was next.
Bronze Kneecap (to Stella): The Mascots made lots of great potions and formulas. Can you name one of them?
Stella: It's all too complex for me. But they made potions that can give people powers. There was some for fire, water, stone, ice, metal, air, darkness, mud, plants, crystal, lightning, light and many kinds of elements.
Winged Kuriboh cooed.
Terrorsaur: It was really amazing to see.
Sunset Shimmer: It sure was cool though. There was so many cool ones.
Pipsqueak: (British Accent) It was cool.
Sunburn: Yeah it sure was.
Bronze Kneecap: That is amazing! Lets do it!
Stella turned into SQUIDSTRICTOR!
Stella: SQUIDSTRICTOR!
She used the Core Medals for Bronze Kneecap, Golden Gutt and Brass Knuckles and they fired waves of fire and energy and smashed them down.
Tyler Bowman, Elemental HERO Sunrise, Sari, Eric Meyers, Igawa Asagi, Dark Magician, Sorcerer of Dark Magic, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Seabreeze, Life Skylanders, Robin Food and Mushi VS Touch & Go, Controlatron, Evil Search Man, Wolfgang, Lightning Empress, Wizards (Spyro Enemies), and Boxy (Kirby) - Pablo and Anderson in Devil's Bayou
Touch & Go were next.
Mr. Touch (to Tyler): Pablo and Anderson are in Devil's Bayou. Did they really think they were safe here?
Tyler: Not at all. There's no place to hide from Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Elemental HERO Sunrise: That is for sure and it's cool seeing Devil's Bayou here too.
Sari: You got that right too.
Fluttershy: It's scary here too but it's amazing to see.
Tornado Bolt: Yeah that was crazy.
Seabreeze: (Swedish Accent) Ja it sure was.
Stealth Elf: Yeah no kidding.
Mr. Touch: That is amazing.
Mr. Go: It sure is. Lets do it!
Tyler turned into Plantapocalypse!
Tyler: PLANTAPOCALYPSE!
He used the Core Medals for Touch & Go, Baxter Stockman 1987 and Shredder 1987 and they fired waves of energy, leaves, grass, flowers, fruit and wood and smashed them down.
Roach (Supernoobs), Elemental HERO Captain Gold, Mira, Tamao, Elie, Haru, Sylphy - (Visions of Escaflowne), Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Squawktalk and Beastbox VS Girder, Drilltron, Quicksand, Universe 666 Storious, Asajj Ventress, Gammanizer Climate, and Universe 666 Issei Kurosaki - Been a while since we were in Devil's Bayou
Girder was next.
Girder (to Roach): Been a while since we were in Devil's Bayou. How long was the last visit?
Roach: Oh man its been a while. I can't remember. but this Riverboat is amazing though.
Elemental HERO Captain Gold: It sure is. We took a look around the boat before we went after Pablo and Anderson and Medusa and Snoops had a really amazing hideout there.
Mira: Yeah no kidding. They had all the comforts of home. Even maps, charts, everything. Including a stockpile of illegal fireworks! There was also a massive amount of ammunition for war.
Starlight Glimmer: That was nuts! The maps were for treasures all over the Louisiana Bayou and some that were thought to have been lost over the centuries.
Cozy Glow: Some of them were treasures that Nicole has been trying to find for years.
Hex: Which is really amazing. The biggest treasure that Medusa was after of course was for the Devil's Eye diamond.
Girder: Isn't that diamond now in the Smithsonian in Washington D.C.?
Hex: Yep.
Girder: I thought so. Lets do it!
Roach turned into Jetray!
Roach: JETRAY!
He used the Core Medals for Girder, Evil Metal Man and Evil Magnet Man and they fired waves of energy, ghosts, bones, blood, skulls, lightning, magic and stars and smashed them down.
Shope, Elemental HERO Wildedge, Erasa, Melanie Romanova, Adrien Gecko, Doppel, Amy Wong, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Dark Skylanders, Runabout and Runamuck VS Plastique, Tubatron 2.0, Evil Magma Man, Ovulator, Commander Saturn, Son of The Chicken from Outer Space, and Reptilicus - Pablo and Anderson are both going to get what's coming to them
Plastique was next.
Plastique (to Shope): Pablo and Anderson are both going to get what's coming to them. Been wanting to blow the two assholes up since they first met us.
Shope: I can tell too. And also they are heartless bullies that need to get the worst ever beatings ever.
Elemental HERO Wildedge: I agree there too. And they are in for a huge world of hurt.
Erasa: That is for sure and it's going to be painful and awesome.
Princess Luna: We're going to turn them into Crocodile Chow!
Moondust: That is fitting since we are here in the Louisiana Bayou.
Snowdrop: Yeah no kidding there!
Gari: Yeah and it will hurt bad!
Blackout: Yeah that is for sure!
Plastique: I can tell they have been asking for it! Lets do it!
Shope turned into Ampfibian!
Shope: AMPFIBIAN!
She used the Core Medals for Plastique, Evil Bomb Man and Evil Blast Man and they fired waves of lightning, bombs and darkness and smashed them down.
Kevin Reynolds, Elemental HERO Plasma Vice, Blossom, Fire Kraken, Jade Fire Kraken, Jade Flashwing, Smolderdash, Princess Celestia, King Solar, Solar Eclipsa, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Bugly and Iguanus VS Firebrand, Infernotron, Comrade Red, Armaggon, Levira, Basco ta Jolokia, and Oven Jamen - Taylor is going to give those jerks their comeuppance
Firebrand was next.
Firebrand (to Kevin): Taylor is going to give those jerks their comeuppance. I hope you join in too!
Kevin: Oh I sure will join the fun too.
Elemental HERO Plasma Vice: They have had this coming for a long time and only pain will be handed to them.
Blossom: Yeah they sure have had it coming.
Princess Celestia: I agree there too!
King Solar: You got that right.
Solar Eclipsa: I agree too.
Amber Morning: Yeah that is for sure.
Spotlight: And it will hurt really bad!
Firebrand: Yeah no kidding! Those two douchebags have been asking for this for a long time! Lets do it!
Kevin turned into Grey Matter!
Kevin: GREY MATTER!
He used the Core Medals for Firebrand Evil Fire Man and Evil Torch Man and they fired waves of light and fire and smashed them down.
Pablo's Mom: (MEGA ENRAGED) I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT YOU'RE EVEN MY SON! WHAT KIND OF VILE HIDEOUS MONSTER COULD DO THESE SORTS OF INSIDIOUS ACTIONS TO INNOCENT PEOPLE?!
Anderson's Mom: (MEGA ENRAGED) SAME WITH ME! YOU CAUSED SO MUCH PAIN AND TERROR TO LINCOLN AND HIS FRIENDS AND TURNED TAYLOR INTO A BULLY WHICH WAS SOMETHING SHE'S NOT MEANT TO BE!
Taylor: Not to mention, you two are just like your stupid dads who've since become jailbirds!
Pablo and Anderson: (GROWLING ANGRILY AT TAYLOR)
Pablo's Mom: I've tried to raise you right, Pablo, but it looks like I was wrong. You're just as vile and disgusting as your father, and both you and your father have done many deplorable and disgusting crimes.
Anderson's Mom: Same with you, Anderson, your father's done tons of vile and disgusting crap, and you've gone and done the same things as he did. I've tried to raise you right, but I was wrong. Now, to find out you're still the same despicable and deplorable monsters from long ago and seeing that you two still have no remorse. You will never be forgiven, you piece of shit!
Pablo's Mom: Same here, I will never forgive you for what you've done, Pablo.
Me and Nico: Uh oh, here it comes!
Pablo's Mom and Anderson's Mom: (DEEP BREATH) PABLO! ANDERSON! WE DISOWN YOU BOTH! YOU'RE NOT OUR SONS ANYMORE, AND WE HOPE YOU ROT IN HELL FOREVER, YOU GOOD-FOR-NOTHING BUTTFACE HEARTLESS PSYCHOPATHS!
WE GASPED AND THEN, WE CHEERED WILDLY AT THE SCENE!
Me, Eli, and Nico: YEAH! TAKE THAT, ASSHOLES!
Lincoln and The Loud Family: GO TO HELL, PABLO AND ANDERSON!
AND THAT GOT PABLO AND ANDERSON SO PISSED OFF, THEIR FACES TURNED RED AND THEY GLARED AT US WITH SO MUCH ANGER, THEIR HEADS LOOKED LIKE THEY WERE ABOUT TO EXPLODE!
Taylor: Now, it's high-time for me to get some payback for everything you've done to me.
Suddenly, Taylor's eyes turned neon orange, and she was surrounded by a red and orange energy aura with stars, fire, flames, blue fire, blood, scorpions, serpents, phoenixes, and angels, she unholstered her massive Taylor's Raging Fire Blood Scorpion Serpent Greatsword of Raging Firestorm Blood Scorpion Serpent Justice from her back, and as she approached Pablo and Anderson, she left red and orange energy, stars, fire, flames, blue fire, blood, scorpions, serpents, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Taylor: You have no fucking idea how much I've been wanting to make you two assholes pay, I was abused so much by my asshole ex-dad after Mom's death at his hands and I let myself be brainwashed by you stupid insects and because of it, I became a bully and you made me hurt Lincoln and his friends for far too long, you two are nothing more than parasites who enjoy causing pain and suffering to others for your selfish amusement and you revel in chaos and mayhem. This has gone on long enough, it's time for you two parasites to die once and for all, and this time, I'll make sure you never ever come back.
Suddenly, Taylor was surrounded by a massive vortex of red and orange energy with stars, fire, flames, blue fire, and blood surrounding the vortex, there are scorpions, serpents, phoenixes, and angels flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a brown phoenix with red eyes glaring at Pablo and Anderson: the red eyes of eternal death.
Nico: HOLY SHIT!
Me: THIS IS GOING TO GET UGLY!
Lincoln: But, those two are going to finally pay for everything they've done.
Then, as the vortex faded, Taylor emerged, but she was changed forever.
Taylor grew from 7'5" to 8'3" in height, she has large gold metal braces on her biceps and thighs, and she now has twelve large red and orange planets orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, orange highlights in the bangs of her long brown hair and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom and four orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon orange eyes and a red and orange energy aura with stars, fire, flames, blue fire, blood, scorpions, serpents, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her and immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she has a scorpion and serpent and phoenix and angel with the Fire Kanji emblazoned on her forehead with Third Eye with orange iris, she has on scorpion earrings with red gems for eyes and holding the Star, Blood, Fire, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws, she also has a scorpion with red gems for eyes and holding the Star, Blood, Fire, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws on the bottom of her red serpent-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with orange crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and red gems on the gold lightning bolts and she also has on her new Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Taylor has on a short-sleeved black and white blouse, red shorts, black stockings, black boots, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, fire, flames, blue fire, blood, scorpions, serpents, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is a scorpion, serpent, phoenix, and angel surrounded by flames and silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with phoenixes and angels surrounding a crimson red gem with neon glowing crimson red lights equipped with recognition of her and fits an infinite number of items and component for her Miraculous, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in. Suddenly, Taylor felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive brown angel wings with red and orange tips on the feathers grew much larger for her new body and medium sized brown angel wings with red and orange tips grew and sprouted out underneath her massive brown angel wings, and her eleven massive and long brown wolf tails with red tips and orange markings grew larger and longer for her new body, Taylor has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large red gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand and black fingerless gloves and gold armored claws over her fingers and smaller planets orbiting her fingers like rings.
Suddenly, Taylor's massive Taylor's Raging Fire Blood Scorpion Serpent Greatsword of Raging Firestorm Blood Scorpion Serpent Justice and all the greatswords and swords that she'd gotten began to merge together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of red and orange energy, stars, fire, flames, blue fire, blood, scorpions, serpents, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Taylor's Cosmic Eternal Harmony Raging Fire Almighty Malinalxochitl True Immortal Blood Scorpion Serpent Phoenix God Angel of Cosmic Eternal Harmony Raging Fire Almighty Malinalxochitl True Immortal Blood Scorpion Serpent Phoenix God Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded blood red gems and blood red etchings from Scorpionic's blade and Malinalxochitl, The Aztec Goddess of Snakes, Scorpions, and Serpents and scorpion and serpent and runes etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged gold blade, large midnight gold snake heads with blood red gems for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large blood red gems embedded in their foreheads and surrounding the white angel faces are the Elements of Harmony and the Unity Stones on top of the Element of the Magic of Friendship, longer midnight black handle, four large gold snake heads with blood red gems for eyes and on the bottom of the large gold phoenix heads is a large gold snake head with blood red gems for eyes and blood red gem in its mouth for the pommel, Taylor has on her brand-new large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with large blood red gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet and wrist computer and Omnitrix on her left Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold snake head with blood red gems for eyes and blood red gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a blood red kanji with flames in between the kanji below the scorpion, serpent, phoenix, and angel that said, "Taylor, Loving Daughter of Naomi and Destroyer of Joel, Former Bully and Former Friend of Pablo and Anderson, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Loving Mother of Many Children, Archenemy of Manta Bayarsh, Destroyer of Olivia Paisley of The Legion of The Lincoln-Haters, True Immortal and Omnipotent Powerful Warrior of The Universe, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Emissary and Champion of Malinalxochitl, The Aztec Goddess of Snakes, Scorpions Serpents, True Immortal Hero, and Master of Blood, Fire, Flames, Blue Fire, Stars, Snakes, Phoenixes, and Angels"
テイラー、ナオミの愛する娘、ジョエルの破壊者、元いじめっ子でパブロとアンダーソンの元友人、リンカーンの将来の愛する妻ラウド、多くの子供たちの愛情深い母、マンタ・バヤルシュの大敵、オリビアの破壊者、リンカーン軍団のペイズリーヘイターズ、真の不滅で全能の宇宙の強力な戦士、チーム・ラウド・フェニックス・ストームの驚くべきメンバー、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の保護者、擁護者、そして救世主、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情とエレメントの力のマスター、天界のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実の真の女神、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、悪の破壊者であり殺戮者、狂った、殺人的、無慈悲でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、アステカのマリナルショチトルの使者でありチャンピオン蛇、蠍蛇の女神、真の不滅の英雄、そして血、火、炎、青い火、星、蛇、フェニックス、天使のマスター
Taylor has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-SCORPION-SNAKE-SERPENT-GOD-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY BLOOD INFERNO ALMIGHTY MALINALXOCHITL TRUE IMMORTAL SCORPION SERPENT FIRESTORM PHOENIX GOD ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY BLOOD INFERNO ALMIGHTY MALINALXOCHITL TRUE IMMORTAL SCORPION SERPENT FIRESTORM PHOENIX GOD ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY BLOOD INFERNO ALMIGHTY MALINALXOCHITL TRUE IMMORTAL SCORPION SERPENT FIRESTORM PHOENIX GOD ANGEL LOVE!
We were amazed by Taylor's Super Angel-Scorpion-Snake-Serpent-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding.
Me: WHOA! SO AWESOME!
But, when Pablo and Anderson saw it, they went ballistic and charged at Taylor to kill her, but Taylor fired a massive barrage of red and orange energy, stars, fire, flames, blue fire, blood, scorpions, serpents, phoenixes, and angels which hit Pablo and Anderson and they crashed into a wall, they got back out, but they were pissed off.
Taylor: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Cosmic Eternal Harmony Blood Inferno Almighty Malinalxochitl True Immortal Scorpion Serpent Firestorm Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Blood Inferno Almighty Malinalxochitl True Immortal Scorpion Serpent Firestorm Phoenix God Angel Love) We just need one more push to finally drive those two assholes mad.
Vanya Visalayan: Then, I'll give the final push.
Suddenly, Vanya Visalayan's red eyes turned neon red and she was surrounded by a red and black energy aura with stars, fire, flames, lightning, phoenixes, and angels, she unholstered her massive gold greatsword and summoned her Keyblade, and as she approached Pablo and Anderson, she left red and black energy, stars, fire, flames, lightning, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Vanya Visalayan: I always knew you two jerk-offs were nothing but trouble, but after what I heard, now I'm even more disgusted. You jerk-offs poisoned Taylor with your goddamn lies and turned her into a bully and made her hellish life even more worse along with doing tons of horrible crap to Lincoln and his friends. You two are absolutely done for now, this time, we're going to make sure you never ever show your ugly faces here again!
Suddenly, Vanya Visalayan was surrounded by a massive vortex of red and black energy with stars, fire, flames, and lightning surrounding the vortex, there are phoenixes and angels flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a red phoenix with blood red eyes glaring at Pablo and Anderson: the red eyes of eternal death.
Nico: Uh oh.
Me: Oh shit.
Lincoln: Those two really angered Vanya in a really huge way, and now, they're about to face the flames of Hell.
Then, as the vortex faded, Vanya Visalayan emerged, but she was changed forever.
Vanya Visalayan grew to 8'3" in height, she has large gold metal braces on her biceps and thighs, and she now has twelve large black and red planets orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has red highlights in the bangs of her long black hair and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom and four orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon red eyes and a red and black energy aura with stars, fire, flames, lightning, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her and immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she has the planet Visalayan emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with red iris, she has on phoenix earrings with red gems for eyes and holding the Star, Fire, Thunder, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws, she also has a phoenix with red gems for eyes and holding the Star, Fire, Thunder, and Eternity in its claws for the second pendant on the bottom of her crimson red phoenix-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with red crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and red gems embedded on the gold lightning bolt links, and she also has on her white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love on her neck. Vanya Visalayan has on a black sleeveless vest, black sleeveless blouse, black skirt, black heels, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, fire, flames, lightning, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is the planet Visalayan, a phoenix, and angel and surrounded by fire and lightning and silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with phoenixes and angels surrounding a red gem with neon glowing red lights equipped with recognition of her and fits an infinite number of items and component for her Miraculous, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in. Suddenly, Vanya Visalayan felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive orange angel wings with black and red tips on the large orange feathers grew much larger for her new body and medium sized orange angel wings with black and red tips grew and sprouted out underneath her massive orange angel wings and she also now has eleven massive and long black wolf tails with red tips and red markings, Vanya Visalayan has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large red gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand and black fingerless gloves and gold armored claws over her fingers and smaller planets orbiting her fingers like rings.
Suddenly, Vanya Visalayan's massive gold greatsword and all the greatswords and swords that she'd gotten began to merge together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of red and black energy, stars, fire, flames, lightning, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Vanya Visalayan's Cosmic Eternal Harmony Inferno Fire Lightning Storm Fury Visalayan Keyblade Knight Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Harmony Inferno Fire Lightning Storm Fury Visalayan Keyblade Knight Phoenix God Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded red gems and the planet Visalayan and runes etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged gold blade, large midnight gold phoenix heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large red gems embedded in their foreheads and surrounding the white angel faces are the Elements of Harmony and the Unity Stones on top of the Element of the Magic of Friendship, longer midnight black handle, four large gold phoenix heads with red gems for eyes and on the bottom of the large gold phoenix heads is a large gold phoenix head with red gems for eyes and red gem in its mouth for the pommel, Vanya Visalayan has on her brand-new large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with large red gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet and wrist computer and Omnitrix on her left Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold phoenix head with red gems for eyes and red gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a red kanji with flames and lightning bolts in between the kanji below the planet Visalayan, a phoenix, and angel that said, "Vanya Visalayan, Keyblade Knight of Visalayan, Member of The Keyblade Knights, True Immortal and Omnipotent Powerful Warrior of The Universe, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Despiser and Destroyer of Pablo and Anderson, Archenemy of Chestnut, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, True Immortal Hero, and Master of Fire, Flames, Stars, Lightning, Keyblades, Phoenixes, and Angels"
ヴァーニャ・ヴィサラヤン、ヴィサラヤンのキーブレード騎士、キーブレード騎士団のメンバー、真の不滅で全能の宇宙の強力な戦士、愛情深い守護天使でリンカーン・ラウドの将来の妻、パブロとアンダーソンの軽蔑者であり破壊者、チェスナットの大敵、チームの素晴らしいメンバーラウド・フェニックスの嵐、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の守護者、擁護者、そして救世主、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情の力と要素のマスター、天の怒りのマスターゼルナガ、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼の真の女神、悪、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなしの破壊者でありスレイヤー、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、真の不滅のヒーロー、そして火、炎、星、稲妻、キーブレード、フェニックス、天使のマスター
Vanya Visalayan has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-VISALAYAN KEYBLADE KNIGHT-GOD-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY INFERNO FIRE LIGHTNING STORM FURY VISALAYAN KEYBLADE KNIGHT PHOENIX GOD ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY INFERNO FIRE LIGHTNING STORM FURY VISALAYAN KEYBLADE KNIGHT PHOENIX GOD ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY INFERNO FIRE LIGHTNING STORM FURY VISALAYAN KEYBLADE KNIGHT PHOENIX GOD ANGEL LOVE!
We were amazed by Vanya Visalayan's Super Angel-Visalayan Keyblade Knight-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding.
Me: WHOA! SO AWESOME!
But, when Pablo and Anderson saw it, the buttfaces went absolutely ballistic and they got out a knife and they ran at her to kill her, but Vanya Visalayan fired a massive barrage of red and black energy, stars, fire, flames, lightning, phoenixes, and angels which hit Pablo and Anderson and melted her chainsaw and they got burned and electrocuted, and that pissed them off so badly, we saw their eyes turn yellow, and they transformed into two massive hulking muscle-bound bull Heartless called THE INFERNAL BULLS OF INFERNAL HATRED!
Vanya Visalayan: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Cosmic Eternal Harmony Inferno Fire Lightning Storm Fury Visalayan Keyblade Knight Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Inferno Fire Lightning Storm Fury Visalayan Keyblade Knight Phoenix God Angel Love) Finally, the final push has been given!
Lincoln: Now, we can finally give those two buttfaces the thrashing they long deserve.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Universal Hope Elemental Cosmic Heavenly Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and True Immortal Heroism and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel Hope, and his new greatswords were ready as the sword pendants on his large white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love were glowing and he joined Taylor and Vanya Visalayan.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You've had this coming for a very long time, you buttfaces, and now, it's time for you to pay for everything you've done!
Lincoln, Taylor, and Vanya Visalayan went after The Infernal Bulls of Infernal Hatred, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, red and orange energy, red and black energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mammoths, Pegasi, Windigos, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Mermaids, Basilisks, Cockatrices, Cerberus, Perytons, Griffins, Sphinxes, Hippogriffs, Manticores, Animals, and Mythological Animals at The Infernal Bulls of Infernal Hatred and they exploded with incredible power as they hit them.
Then, they attacked them with powerful slashes from their massive greatswords leaving scars on them and Lincoln left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with his gold-plated claws and his two new massive greatswords and he even fired red and blue wolf fire at him as well and Taylor and Vanya Visalayan also did the same by firing red and orange and black and red energy slashes from their massive greatswords, and he, Taylor, and Vanya Visalayan attacked them hard with punches, kicks, and karate chops and they're super mega-painful because of our superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was driving The Infernal Bulls of Infernal Hatred even more madder and even more insane with rage.
But, Lincoln fired two finger energy beams which shattered The Dark Orbs embedded in the chests of the two Heartless and not only did it destroy them completely and the shards also shattered and we gained a massive power boost, but it also caused The Infernal Bulls of Infernal Hatred to change back into Pablo and Anderson and they were beyond mega pissed off now!
Nico: WHOA! AWESOME!
Me: That was really awesome!
Savannah Nephthys: And now that The Dark Orbs are gone, Pablo and Anderson are now back to normal, but that's not going to save them. Now's our chance to finish them off!
Pablo: WE'RE NOT DONE YET, BITCH!
Anderson: WE WON'T STOP UNTIL WE KILL YOU ALL FOR HUMILIATING US, YOU LOSERS!
Suddenly, Pablo and Anderson got out two green potions and they drank it. Then, they convulsed and their bodies suddenly grew to 9'8" in height and turned into hulking musclebound monsters!
Me: Sore loser assholes! I can't believe you'd stoop to that!
Nico: That still won't save them. Lincoln, Girls, let 'em have it!
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Your time's up, Pablo and Anderson, now burn in the fires of Hell! FIRE ELEMENT STYLE: INFERNO BLADE!
Lincoln swung his massive greatsword and fired showers of fire blades that slashed at Pablo and Anderson and they got burned!
Mai Shiranui: FIRE STYLE: INFERNAL FIRE FLOWER!
Mai Shiranui fired infernal fire flowers that hit Pablo and Anderson and they got burned!
Nanami Simpson: FIRE WATER STYLE: MIST EXPLOSION!
Nanami Simpson fired waves of water and fire that turned into mist that blinded Pablo and Anderson, and then, it exploded!
Julie Makimoto: FIRE EARTH STYLE: LAVA FIST!
Julie Makimoto fired a blast of lava that turned into a fist and exploded as it hit Pablo and Anderson!
Chie Satonaka: FIRE WIND STYLE: INFERNO TORNADO!
Chie Satonaka fired a blast of fire and wind that transformed into a fiery tornado and it sucked Pablo and Anderson in and they got burned badly!
Sari Sumdac: FIRE LIGHTNING STYLE: PLASMA BEAM!
Sari Sumdac fired a blast of fire and lightning that turned into a plasma beam and it hit Pablo and Anderson and exploded!
Lincoln and his harem: FIRE FINAL SMASH: INFERNAL HELLFIRE!
Lincoln and his harem fired a massive wave of black hellfire which hit Pablo and Anderson and exploded and their shirts got burned!
Pablo: WE'RE NOT DONE YET, ASSHOLES!
Anderson: WE WON'T STOP UNTIL YOU'RE ALL DEAD!
Lincoln fired red energy blasts that hit the two bullies and we saw he gave them The Min's Egyptian Virility Drain Curse. Then, Lincoln sprouted tentacles with suctions from his chest and latched themselves onto the massive pecs, necks, arms, and legs of Pablo and Anderson. Then, the tentacles began sucking them dry of their newly gained massive muscle mass, virility, and massive physical strength and they were groaning in pain as they began shrinking in muscle mass and height.
Then, all of the newly gained massive muscle mass, virility, and massive physical strength of Pablo and Anderson began being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he began growing even more stronger.
Then, when Lincoln and all the males were done, the tentacles detached themselves from the pecs, arms, legs, and necks of the two morons and they went back into Lincoln, and Pablo and Anderson were thin as a rake and sucked bone dry of their newly gained muscle mass, virility, and massive physical strength again, and the glowing barbells on their chests stopped glowing.
Pablo and Anderson: YOU! YOU! I'M NOT DONE YET!
Brittney: No, you two are done...forever.
Pablo: What do you mean!
Brittney: YOUR TIME IS UP!
Suddenly, the timer on Pablo and Anderson's arms finally reached zero, and the bells of judgement rang as they were suddenly confronted by the spirits of their victims who grab them.
Spirits: GUILTY!
They found them guilty, and then, the kanji Black Abyss 黒深淵 appeared on their foreheads, and they were suddenly being consumed by the black flames of The Black Abyss: they were finally being erased from existence!
Pablo and Anderson: NO! NO! DAMN YOU, TEAM LOUD PHOENIX STORM! DAMN YOU ALL! (LETS OUT ONE LAST ENRAGED SCREAM BEFORE THEY FADES AWAY FOREVER!)
GOOD RIDDANCE FOREVER, YOU PILES OF GARBAGE, AND NEVER COME BACK!
Me and Nico: Pablo, Anderson, you have failed this entire universe! Never come back again, you pieces of crap!
Taylor and Vanya Visalayan holstered their massive greatswords and powered down, and Taylor's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long brown wolf tails, large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind her head, twelve large red and orange planets orbiting around her legs, smaller planets orbiting around her fingers, and massive brown angel wings and medium sized brown angel wings underneath are permanent and Vanya Visalayan's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long black wolf tails, large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind her head, twelve large black and red planets orbiting around her legs, smaller planets orbiting around her fingers, and massive orange angel wings and medium sized orange angel wings underneath are permanent.
Taylor: Finally, they're gone forever.
Lincoln: That's right, now there's one last thing to do and one last loose end to tie up: Kaioh.
?: You will pay for killing me, Kenshiro!
Suddenly, the twelve large planets orbiting around my legs, the twelve large planets orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the twelve large planets orbiting around the Loud Sisters and Parents' legs, the twelve large planets orbiting around the Loud Sisters' legs, the twelve large planets orbiting around Nico's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka's legs the nine large orange orbs orbiting around TLPS Ms. Tarantula's legs, the ten multi-colored orbs orbiting around Duke Lincoln's legs, the eleven colored orbs orbiting around the legs of The Loud's friends, the twelve large dark blue planets orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the twelve large aqua blue planets orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the twelve large fiery red planets orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lexx Loud's legs, the nine large rose pink orbs orbiting around Steven Universe's legs, the twelve emerald green planets orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the twelve large planets orbiting around Liam's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Leif Loud's legs, the eleven large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eleven coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the twelve large blood red planets around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Twilight Sparkle and her friends, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eleven large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Takanuva's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands and our gold halos with four orbiting gold rings surrounding the corners behind our heads were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.
Lincoln formed a massive indestructible diamond barrier that protected all of us from dark blasts that came out of nowhere and Lincoln suddenly absorbed the dark blasts and it made him even stronger.
Lincoln: (Catches the scent) There's no mistaking the scent of blood from anywhere, you can come out now, Kaioh, and face your punishment!
A huge man came out, and it was Kaioh, Kenshiro's enemy.
Lincoln: Kaioh, I should've known you'd show up here.
Bridget Brigid: None of us are going to forgive you, and now, you will pay.
Suddenly, Bridget Brigid's red eyes turned neon red and she was surrounded by a red energy aura with stars, fire, flames, darkness, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, dragons, phoenixes, and angels, she unholstered her massive greatsword from her back, and as she approached Kaioh, she left red energy, stars, fire, flames, darkness, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, dragons, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Bridget Brigid: Your crimes have gone unanswered for years, Kaioh, you caused nothing but pain and suffering to too many innocent people and even worse than that, you embraced evil and rejected all human emotions, you're an absolute heartless monster, I'm going to make you pay for everything you've done and I'll make sure you never rise from the dead again!
Suddenly, Bridget Brigid was surrounded by a massive vortex of red energy with stars, fire, flames, darkness, dark magic, black magic, and Satanic Magic surrounding the vortex, there are dragons, phoenixes, and angels flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is an orange phoenix with red eyes glaring at Kaioh: the red eyes of eternal death.
Me: WHOA! Incredible!
Nico: So awesome!
Lincoln: I've seen what Bridget is capable of, and when she gets serious, that means all Hell is about to break loose!
Then, as the vortex faded, Bridget Brigid emerged, but she was changed forever.
Bridget Brigid grew from 7'0" to 8'3" in height, she has large gold metal braces on her biceps and thighs, and she now has twelve large red planets orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has orange highlights in the bangs of her long red hair and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom and four orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon red eyes and a red energy aura with stars, fire, flames, darkness, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, dragons, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her and immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she has Nuova Shenron emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with red iris, she has on dragon earrings with red gems for eyes and holding the Star, Fire, Dark, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws, she also has a dragon with red gems for eyes and holding the Star, Fire, Dark, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws for the second pendant on the bottom of her red dragon-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with red crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and red gems embedded on the gold lightning bolt links, and she also has on her white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love on her neck. Bridget Brigid has on a sleeveless red crop top, red skirt, red knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, fire, flames, darkness, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, dragons, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is Nuova Shenron, Brigid, Celtic Goddess of Fire, a phoenix, and angel and surrounded by fire and darkness and silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with phoenixes and angels surrounding a red gem with neon glowing red lights equipped with recognition of her and fits an infinite number of items and component for her Miraculous, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in. Suddenly, Bridget Brigid felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive red angel wings with orange tips on the large red feathers grew much larger for her new body and medium sized red angel wings with orange tips grew and sprouted out underneath her massive red angel wings and she also now has eleven massive and long red wolf tails with orange tips and orange markings, Bridget Brigid has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large red gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand and white fingerless gloves and gold armored claws over her fingers and smaller planets orbiting her fingers like rings.
Suddenly, Bridget Brigid's massive fire greatsword with seven replicas of the Seven Dragon Balls embedded in it and all the greatswords and swords that she'd gotten began to merge together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of red energy, stars, fire, flames, darkness, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, dragons, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Bridget Brigid's Cosmic Eternal Harmony Celtic Eternal Inferno Fire Darkness Nuova Shenron Celtic Darkness Brigid Firestorm Dragon Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Harmony Celtic Eternal Inferno Fire Darkness Nuova Shenron Celtic Darkness Brigid Firestorm Dragon Phoenix God Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded seven replicas of the Seven Dragon Balls and Nuova Shenron and runes etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged red blade, large red dragon heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large red gems embedded in their foreheads and surrounding the white angel faces are the Elements of Harmony and the Unity Stones on top of the Element of the Magic of Friendship, longer midnight black handle, four large red dragon heads with red gems for eyes and on the bottom of the large red dragon heads is a large red dragon head with red gems for eyes and red gem in its mouth for the pommel, Bridget Brigid has on her brand-new large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with large red gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet and wrist computer and Omnitrix on her left Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold dragon head with red gems for eyes and red gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a red kanji with flames in between the kanji below Nuova Shenron, Brigid, Celtic Goddess of Fire, phoenix, and angel that said, "Bridget Brigid, Avatar of Nuova Shenron and Daughter of Brigid Celtic Goddess of Fire, Powerful Force of Good, Thrasher of The Bad Guys, Master of Fire, Darkness, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, and Summoning Fire Creatures, True Immortal and Omnipotent Powerful Warrior of The Universe, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Despiser of Dark Lynn, Archenemy of Biowulf of Drakus' World, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, True Immortal Hero, and Master of Master of Fire, Darkness, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Summoning Fire Creatures, The Powers of Nuova Shenron, Dragons, Phoenixes, and Angels"
ブリジット・ブリギッド、ヌォーヴァ・シェンロンの化身でブリジットの娘 ケルトの火の女神、善の強力な力、悪者のスラッシャー、火、闇、闇の魔術、黒魔術、悪魔の魔術、そして火の生き物の召喚の達人、真の不滅、そして宇宙の全能の強力な戦士、愛する守護天使でリンカーンの未来の妻ラウド、ダークリンの軽蔑者、ドラクスの世界のバイオウルフの大敵、チームラウドフェニックス・ストームの驚くべきメンバー、コスモスの勇敢な戦士、守護者、擁護者、そして救世主宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の存在、宇宙への希望の大使兼灯台、友情の力と要素のマスター、天界のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真の女神真実、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私無欲、勇気、そして信頼、悪、狂った、殺人的、無慈悲な、そしてサディスティックなろくでなしの破壊者と殺害者、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、真の不滅のヒーロー、そして火、闇、黒魔術、黒魔術、悪魔の魔術、火の生き物の召喚、ヌオーヴァ・シェンロン、ドラゴン、フェニックス、天使の力のマスター
Bridget Brigid has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-NUOVA SHENRON AVATAR-DRAGON-GOD-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY CELTIC INFERNO FIRESTORM DARKNESS BRIGID NUOVA SHENRON AVATAR DRAGON PHOENIX GOD ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY CELTIC INFERNO FIRESTORM DARKNESS BRIGID NUOVA SHENRON AVATAR DRAGON PHOENIX GOD ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL HARMONY CELTIC INFERNO FIRESTORM DARKNESS BRIGID NUOVA SHENRON AVATAR DRAGON PHOENIX GOD ANGEL LOVE!
We were amazed by Bridget Brigid's Super Angel-Nuova Shenron Avatar-Dragon-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding. But, when Kaioh saw it, he fired blasts of darkness at her to kill her, but Bridget Brigid fired a massive barrage of red energy, stars, fire, flames, darkness, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, dragons, phoenixes, and angels which hit Kaioh and sent her flying into another wall, he got back up, but he stood with an evil smile on his face.
Me: No way, did Caitlyn just transform?
Lincoln: She did, now, we can tear Kaioh apart and make him pay for everything.
Bridget Brigid: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Cosmic Eternal Harmony Celtic Inferno Firestorm Darkness Nuova Shenron Avatar Dragon Phoenix God Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony Celtic Inferno Firestorm Darkness Nuova Shenron Avatar Dragon Phoenix God Angel Love) You said it, Lincoln. Alright, let's get him, boys!
Me: Now, you're talking!
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Hinon True Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Phoenix God Angel Universal Hope Elemental Cosmic Heavenly Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and True Immortal Heroism and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological Phoenix God Angel Hope, and his new greatswords were ready as the sword pendants on his large white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love were glowing and he joined Bridget Brigid.
And I unholstered my massive J.D. Knudson's Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal United Friendship Almighty Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Vampire-Werewolf-Dragon-Demon-Mermaid-January Wolf Moon-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Harmony Universal Elemental Thunderbird Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Harmony Universal Elemental Thunderbird Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel Justice and Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Harmony Universal Elemental Thunderbird Vampire Werewolf January Wolf Moon Mythological Phoenix God Angel Hope and joined them.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) I wasn't surprised to find out that you'd be coming after us, Kaioh, but we're not going to waste this opportunity to take you down.
Me: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Phoenix Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Phoenix Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) That's right, and now, it's high-time for you to pay for all of your crimes, you heartless bastard.
Lincoln, Bridget Brigid, and I went after Kaioh, and we fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, red energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mammoths, Pegasi, Windigos, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Mermaids, Basilisks, Cockatrices, Cerberus, Perytons, Griffins, Sphinxes, Hippogriffs, Manticores, Animals, and Mythological Animals at Kaioh, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, we attacked him with powerful slashes from our massive greatswords leaving scars on him and Lincoln left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with his gold-plated claws and his two new massive greatswords and he even fired red and blue wolf fire at him as well and I also left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with my gold-plated claws and fired blue wolf fire as well and Bridget Brigid also did the same by firing red energy slashes from her massive greatsword, and he, Bridget Brigid, and I attacked her hard with punches, kicks, and karate chops and they're super mega-painful because of our superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and Kaioh's bloodlust and adrenaline has risen to its peak.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Cosmic Eternal Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Eternal Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Demon Dragon Mermaid Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Now to end this.
Lincoln turned the tips of his tails into Cell's Stingers, and he stabbed them into Kaioh's chest, and then, Lincoln began absorbing Kaioh into his body as he and all of us assimilated his superhuman strength, superhuman endurance, superhuman stamina, fighting abilities and master martial artist skills, and demonic aura manipulation and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed along with his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flared up extremely and he began growing even stronger.
When Lincoln was done and the stingers changed back, nothing's left of Kaioh except for his clothes, and he banished Kaioh to The Black Gates. Everyone cheered wildly for what Bridget Brigid, Lincoln, and I did as we holstered their massive greatswords on their backs and powered down and Bridget Brigid's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long red wolf tails, large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind her head, twelve large red planets orbiting around her legs, smaller planets orbiting around her fingers, and massive red angel wings and medium sized red angel wings underneath are permanent.
Bridget Brigid: Reap what you have sown, bastard. Thanks for helping me take down Kaioh, Lincoln, you too, J.D.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Bridget.
Me: My pleasure, Bridget.
Suddenly, Bridget Brigid wrapped her arms around Lincoln's waist, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Caitlyn Cailleach's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her hands onto Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Dragon, Tiger, Mermaid, Angel, Fairy, Succubus, Incubus, Windigo, and Demon flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field and elemental forces and darkness and fire behind them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Bridget Brigid sucked in and absorbed the elemental forces and darkness and fire and they came back to us as the display vanished.
Nico: My God. Guys, what we just saw, THAT WAS ONE AWESOME FIGHT!
Nico ran to me, Lincoln, and Bridget Brigid and hugged us.
Luna: No kidding dudes, you guys taught that heartless vile tyrant a lesson.
Luan: And Lincoln absorbed him and acquired all of his powers and abilities.
Me: And sent his black soul to The Black Gates. So, Lincoln, who're we meeting on your rescue tomorrow?
Lincoln: I've got someone in mind from long ago: Ashley Cananga, Gene-Slammer and Avatar of Aromage Cananga.
Selene Emperyous: I was waiting for that moment when you chose her, and you guys are going to love meeting her, Ashley Cananga is Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan, she was born with green angel wings, cosmic geokinesis, immortality, and mastery over powerful fire magic, and she also has the powers of Aromage Cananga because she Gene-Slammed herself into Aromage Cananga. When Lincoln found out, he was literally stunned, and her Gene-Slamming also caused her green angel wings to let off the scent of the Cananga tree. She's one of Verena Bergamot's partners in her scented candle business, which rose to great heights and generated tons of profit. Lincoln made her a nature greatsword and necklace, and to show thanks, she kissed Lincoln on the lips, and as a result, he promised that when he comes of age, he'll marry her along with his entire harem.
Nico: Whoa, and I know about the Cananga tree, it's native in my old home in the Philippines, and it gives off an amazing scent.
Michelle Emperyous: And Ashley hates Lynn with a blazing passion, while Lori tried to ruin the scented candle business through defamation by spreading false rumors on the internet, that stupid ape tried to trash the place, but the security system Lincoln and the Long Sisters set up caught Lynn in the act and dropped a cage on her, and she was taken to the police. Lynn was forced to apologize and had to pay Verena and her partners $1,000 in damages for attempted destruction of property.
Nico: (Growls) Lynn, your Dark Side is a stupid ape who smells like old gym socks!
Lincoln: Lynn's dark side always enjoyed using brute force to get her way, but, we used our brains to outsmart someone like Lynn, and she never saw it coming.
Alright, and for tomorrow, the match-up is for Dana Danu, Avatar of Naturon Shenron and Daughter of Danu, Celtic Goddess of Nature and Fertility, and she and Lincoln are going to destroy Exodus, his real name: Bennet du Paris, a mutant from the Crusades and a follower of Apocalypse
For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading to the world of the anime, The Seven Deadly Sins, and we're going to meet the friends of Lincoln's future wives, Merlin, Deldry, Guila, Jericho, and Veronica Liones: Meliodas, his wife, Elizabeth Liones, and his friends, Hawk, Diane, Ban, King, Gowther, Gilthunder, Zeldris, Gelda, Mael, Margaret Liones, Gerharde, Zaneri, Jenna, Helbram, Nanashi, Cain, and Drole, but we also got bad news: clones of Doomfist, Reaper, Maximilien, Moira, Sanjay Korpal, Vialli, Antonio Bartalotti, Widowmaker, Sombra, Akinjide Adeyemi, Jean-Baptiste Augustin, Mauga, Sigma, Ashe, and Ramattra have been sighted there, so we're taking them down and Lincoln's going to absorb them, and we're going to meet Ashley Cananga, Gene-Slammer and Avatar of Aromage Cananga, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan, she was born with green angel wings, cosmic geokinesis, immortality, and mastery over powerful fire magic, and she also has the powers of Aromage Cananga because she Gene-Slammed herself into Aromage Cananga. When Lincoln found out, he was literally stunned, and her Gene-Slamming also caused her green angel wings to let off the scent of the Cananga tree. She's one of Verena Bergamot's partners in her scented candle business, which rose to great heights and generated tons of profit. Lincoln made her a nature greatsword and necklace, and to show thanks, she kissed Lincoln on the lips, and as a result, he promised that when he comes of age, he'll marry her along with his entire harem. Ashley hates Lynn with a blazing passion, while Lori tried to ruin the scented candle business through defamation by spreading false rumors on the internet, that stupid ape tried to trash the place, but the security system Lincoln and the Long Sisters set up caught Lynn in the act and dropped a cage on her, and she was taken to the police. Lynn was forced to apologize and had to pay Verena and her partners $1,000 in damages for attempted destruction of property.
And I've got some something for you guys, I call these Destroyers of Pablo and Anderson, these are a collection of greatswords and blasters that'll really put the hurt on those two bullies!
