Naruto and Kairyu walked hand in hand behind two ANBU into the Shinobi District. Kairyu was actively attempting to calm Naruto's excitement, suppressing the literal bouncing ball of chakra.

"This is awesome! I finally get to move out of that crummy apartment! I'll miss the nice Aunties on the street though, they would always give me a steam bun when I was hungry."

"Naruto, where exactly were you living before?"

"In an apartment in the south east side of Konoha, why-?" Naruto was cut off by the barely restrained aura of Kairyu.

"So you were living in between the slums and the redlight district?"

"I guess, I never thought it was too bad. Lots of people were nice to me in the redlight district. They never glared at me or anything! Isn't that great!?"

Kairyu let out an extremely deep sigh. "I suppose that is great. When you have the chance you should take me to them so we can thank them."

"Kay!"

"Anyone else stand out?"

"Well you already know the ramen people, the first orphanage mother was very kind… I was pretty sad when she passed, but she was getting very old… Hokage-jiji's alright. I respect him a lot, but I'm kind of bitter he wouldn't tell me about my parents."

"From the blood seal I used, I understand why. Whoever your father was had strong enough ancestry to combine with Uzumaki genes. Given that Kushina was of the main branch too, the blood in your veins is valuable, Naruto."

"What do you mean?"

"You know how Konoha has clans like the Uchiha, Hyuuga, Senju, etcetera?"

"Yeah! They're- like super important!"

"Yes they are, Naruto. They all have something special about them. The Uchiha and Hyuuga have very powerful Doujutsu. The Senju have extreme talent in ninjutsu of all kinds. You, Naruto, also have something special about you."

"I do?"

"Yes."

"The fox?"

"You're not far off, the Kyuubi is very powerful, but it cannot be passed on through blood. What you have is not only the Uzumaki blood, a power with so much potential and potency that the entire world feared us, but also the blood of your father, whomever that may be, who's chakra was so massively overwhelming it suppressed both the Kyuubi's and you mother's."

"How do you know?"

"If Kurama's chakra was dominant during your birth, then you would have crimson eyes from birth, one of the only things passed on by Kyuubi Jinchuuriki. If the Uzumaki chakra was dominant you would've had crimson hair and violet eyes. You're blonde, and your eyes are sky blue. Anyway, all of that doesn't matter too much, what matters are the consequences."

"He's correct, Naruto." Naruto and Kairyu both looked to see the Hokage. "That's why I didn't tell everyone. Your father had many great enemies outside of Konoha. No matter how much I wanted to, releasing your full heritage would've easily sparked a Fourth Great Shinobi War. At least at the time. When you become a chunin, I'll give you your full name, heritage and inheritance from your father. Your Uncle here will be the holder of the Uzumaki inheritance, but will be teaching you anyway, given he is your guardian now."

"And who decided that?" Kairyu spoke in a low whisper, just loud enough for Hiruzen to hear.

"You did, remember. I also did, don't underestimate just how far I'd go for the boy next to you. I'd willingly give my life for him, if it came down to half the village or him, I'd still choose him. So be very careful next time you check my loyalty." Hiruzen finished off his low rant with a fierce glare at the man in front of him.

Kairyu nodded before speaking in a normal tone. "Understood, and thank you. From what I know, you were just about all that kept Naruto happy before he met his friends." Kairyu bowed low, a soft smile on his face. "I thank you for finding time for him, despite your role as Hokage."

"Don't thank me, it was my duty as his Godfather's Sensei. I ordered the man to secure our border and continue gathering information. It was my duty as the man responsible for sending him away to at least do what I could." Naruto smiled.

"You make it sound like you didn't do anything. You're the Hokage, don't think I don't see how many people are stopped from doing something stupid because of you protecting me." Hiruzen sighed and rubbed the back of his head.

"I knew you were abit perceptive, but seeing the ANBU guarding you, even for a second as a child… looks like I don't give you enough credit."

"Yeah, Kairyu's awesome, he gave me advice on my most potent jutsu!"

"He did?"

"Well what are you waiting for, show me already!"

"Yeah! Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!"

5 Naruto's stood around before signing for a transformation with one subtle different hand sign at the end.

"Multi-Sexy Jutsu!"

Five different transformed women stood, clinging to the Hokage. Hiruzen stood with shadows over his eyes when the main Naruto grew very close to his ear.

"Ho-ka-ge-sa-ma." Naruto half spoke and half moaned into his ear. Hiruzen looked up, only for blood to rocket him away from the stand, back to Hokage tower. Kairyu had his jaw on the ground, flabbergasted.

"He's- He's a closet pervert! I should've known, only a pervert can make a man like Jiraiya…"

"Oi! Kairyu, what do you think!"

"Much better, I noticed you didn't model after yourself either, though I don't want to know who you did model it after." Naruto chuckled.

"Now I just need a victim for the reverse." Naruto rubbed his hands together, an evil grin on his face.

'He's definitely Kushina's son. Only Kushina was that great at pranks.'

The ANBU that had retrieved them originally dropped down from one of the roof tops.

"Given Hokage-sama's current state, please allow me to guide you to your new home." The pair nodded and left the stand after giving Ayame the money for their meal given Teuchi's condition after seeing the jutsu.

The two nodded and finished their trek into the Shinobi district. Arriving in front of a gate donning the Uzumaki Swirl on the center of the gate.

"This is the home we've acquired for you. Welcome home, Uzumaki Kairyu. Congratulations, Uzumaki Naruto. Get some rest." The ANBU disappeared in a swirl of leaves leaving the two Uzumaki alone.

"Well, what are we waiting for!" Naruto ran towards the house.

'Oh the poor soul doesn't know we're going to have to clean out his apartment.'