little bulgaria: dad pls tell me that scary story again :D
bulgar *proceeds to start telling the scary story*
little bulgaria *gets scared, trembling, pale, sniffling*
bulgar: do u want me to stop telling the story
little bulgaria: noooo continue
bulgar *continues, finishes the story*
little bulgaria: tell it again pls :D
bulgar *starts telling the story again*
little bulgaria *gets scared again*
bulgar: do u want me to stop telling the story
little bulgaria: noooo continue
later, bulgar and onoghur are talking
bulgar: I'm telling u, that kid is stupid
onoghur: no he's not he just likes being thrilled
many years later, onoghur and bulgar are dead, bulgaria is a teen now, they're watching him from the heavens or something
byzantine and bulgaria are on a ship.
byzantine: bulgaria put the book down you'll get sick
bulgaria: no I won't stfu I just got to an interesting part don't distract me
10 minutes later
bulgaria: ugh I feel sick
bulgar, to onoghur: do u believe me now