Episode 1: Bigger! Badder! Brutal-er!
A camera looks out into outer space. From its view, an astronaut is shown floating near Earth. The astronaut taps a satellite beside him with his wrench; it flashes green and whirs to life, only to turn back red and fall apart into pieces. The astronaut sighs and facepalms with disappointment.
Chris: We've been to the movies. We've been around the world. And this season, we're going right back to where it all began- at Camp Wawanakwa!
The camera pans to Camp Wawanakwa's Dock of Shame where Chris McLean stood as he began to walk along the wooden dock, which squeaks under his feet.
Chris: I'm Chris McLean, and as you can see, things have changed since we've been away.
An intern shows up at a distance, holding up a platter with a coconut drink on it. As Chris stops next to the intern, the Wawanakwa sign tilts down on one end and crashes through the dock.
Chris: And by "changed", I meant gotten really, really dangerous.
Just as Chris said that, a gigantic octopus leg rises from the water and swings down on the intern, dragging him and a good chunk of the dock with it. Chris chuckles at the sight.
Chris: Good stuff. But the rules of the game remain the same!
The camera pans to the inside of the contestants' cruddy cabins from season one. A cockroach can be seen crawling on the lens of the camera as the camera moves around the cabin.
Chris: A handful of unsuspecting sixteen-year-old teens will bunk with complete strangers...
The camera pans to an outhouse door that has a pair of dirty underwear nailed to the door. The door suddenly opens to reveal the inside of the confessional from season one.
Chris: air their dirty laundry in an outhouse confessional...
The camera pans to the cliff where the contestants dived off of during the first ever Total Drama challenge. The camera zooms in on the sharp rocks below the cliff.
Chris: and compete in life-threatening challenges all over the island...
The camera pans to the bonfire area where the elimination ceremonies from season one were held.
Chris: and risk being voted off. Last one standing wins...
The camera pans to a wheelbarrow overflowing with cash.
Chris: One. Million. Dollars!
The camera zooms in closer towards the money with each Chris speaks. The camera than pans back to Chris.
Chris: Speaking of our cast, here they come now!
The camera pans to a red and white cruise ship that speedily approaches, carrying all of the cast members from season one, two, and three. The camera pans to cast members Gwen, Duncan, Leshawna, Harold, DJ, and Eva. Gwen and Duncan were making out, Harold, DJ, and Leshawna were dancing, and Eva had her arms crossed and back turned, showing her signature intimidating scowl. The camera then pans to Owen, Sierra, Cody, Izzy, and Noah. Owen was dancing while fist pumping in the air, Sierra was hugging Cody by his head while Cody smiled, Noah was looking ahead with his usual emotionless expression, and Izzy was hanging upside down from the boat railing with a life ring on her head and right arm. The camera pans to Lindsay, Tyler, Beth, and Justin. Tyler and Lindsay were making out, and Beth was admiring a shirtless Justin but quickly frowned when a bird pooped on Justin's shoulder. The camera than pans towards the remaining contestants Heather, Courtney, Bridgette, Geoff, Katie and Sadie, Trent, for some unknown reason the Drama machine from season three, and the still feral Ezekiel. Katie and Sadie were smothering Trent in a huge hug, Geoff and Bridgette danced together, Courtney scowled just as she typically does, Heather was held in the arms of the Drama machine while looking very creeped out, and the feral Ezekiel was chained to the boat railing as he hung onto it with the wind blowing the little long strands of hair that he had left and he also had his tongue out like a dog poking its head out of a window of a moving car. The camera pans back to the dock, where Chris waves at the cruise ship as it zips right past the dock.
Owen: NOOOOOooooooooo...!
Chris: (chuckles) Heheh. No, not them. this season we've got all new players fighting for the million! And here they come now- for real!
The camera pans to another cruise ship carrying the nineteen new contestants onboard. The camera then zooms in to show the new contestants more clearly.
Chris: Meet Jo!
A girl in dark sweats and a sweatshirt has her arms crossed. She looks at the red haired stocky guy in a tank top with a scowl.
Jo: Stay out of my way if you value your kiwis!
Chris: Scott!
Scott: Right back at ya.
Scott takes a sniff of his armpit as the camera pans towards a girl with intense red hair tied into pigtails and a boy with spiky brown hair, tanned skin, and very skinny arms.
Chris: Zoey! And Mike!
Zoey: (Nudges Mike's elbow) Can you believe we're here?
Mike: (smiles nervously) Y-Yeah...its...beautiful... (gazes into Zoey's eyes)
Chris: Lightning!
A male jock with shoulders like a football player and dark skin jumps in between Mike and Zoey out of nowhere, causing them both to fall backwards.
Lightning: Hello, Gorgeous! (Starts kissing his huge biceps)
The camera pans towards a pale green haired boy who Mike landed on when he was pushed backwards by Lightning.
Chris: Ace!
Ace: (rudely pushes Mike off of him) Get off of me, stick arms!
The camera pans towards a built teen with a crew cut and a thick unibrow, who caught Zoey in his arms after she fell.
Chris: Brick!
Brick: (drops Zoey and salutes) Brick McArthur! Reporting for duty!
The camera pans towards a big guy wearing a hoodie and jacket, who also has a calm and quiet expression on his face.
Chris: B!
Without saying anything, B just makes a quick point to the camera before the camera pans towards a girl with white-blonde hair, who was also meditating on the rail of the cruise ship.
Chris: Dawn!
Dawn: (places a hand on B's shoulder) Your aura is exceptionally purplish-green. Oh, it suits you though!
The camera pans down towards a red haired girl with a hiking staff a and english blonde boy.
Chris: Jenna! And Issac!
Jenna: (squeals with joy) This is so exciting! We're going to be on Total Drama!
Issac: I know, it's exciting!
The camera pans towards a blue headed girl, drawing in her notebook.
Chris: Fabia!
Fabia: (Continues to draw in her notebook for a moment before she looks up from her notebook, towards the camera) Hm? Oh, hi there! (Waves)
The camera pans towards a a red haired boy with a cowboy hat and a brunette boy with a red visor. The redheaded boy was hanging from the boat railing. The brunette watched him uninterested.
Chris: Knuckles and Nate!
Knuckles: (cheers) Wooooooooo! Let's get started!
Nate: (Bored) Whatever!
The camera pans towards a girl with orange-tinted shades and long sunshine-yellow hair.
Chris: Dakota!
Dakota: Hey there! (Giggles and waves at the camera) Dakota here! And I'm gonna win thi-...
Dakota was cut off when the camera panned away from her and towards a girl with a possibly fake copper colored tan who was spraying hair spray onto her huge hair poof.
Chris: Anne Maria!
Anne Maria: (continues spraying her hair) Ah yes, three more coats oughta do it.
Anne Maria was then pushed away out of camera view by Dakota.
Dakota: Whoa! Who said you could pan away?!
Anne Maria sprays her hair spray at Dakota, causing her to fall to the ground.
Anne Maria: Don't push me, Blondie!
A round girl with short brown hair and a red ribbon in her girl then walked up to Anne Maria.
Chris: Staci!
Staci: My great aunt Millie invented suntans. Yeah, before her people smeared themselves with clay.
Anne Maria then proceeded to spray Staci, causing her to cough and fall to the ground. The camera pans up towards a small dark skinned boy with glasses, who was standing alone near the railing from the second level of the cruise ship.
Chris: Cameron!
Cameron: (takes a deep breath in) Fresh air! A real lake! Birds!
Right on cue, a group of birds start flying towards Cameron causing him to fall onto the lower level of the cruise ship, where a wide guy with curly hair and glasses was playing a video game on a handheld console.
Chris: And Sam!
Sam: Oh yeah! Grenade launcher upgrade! Hehe! Now we're cooking!
The camera pans back towards the dock where Chris stood.
Chris: Yup, it's our roughest, toughest, most explosive season ever!
Chris pulls out a single-button remote from his pocket and presses the red button with his thumb, with an evil grin on his face.
The camera pans to the cruise ship. KABOOOOOMMMM! The cruise ship explodes into light, becoming nonexistent in an instant. Every contestant screams as they free-fall into the water. The camera pans back to Chris.
Chris: (chuckles) Right here on...Total! Drama! Revenge of the Island!
The camera zooms out a little with each of the last words Chris speaks to show a full view of Camp Wawanakwa. The scene then fades to black.
Theme song plays*
The camera fades into Cameron screaming as he falls onto a rock and groans in pain.
Cameron: (groaning) Is this what pain taste like?!
Cameron slides of the rock and into the water as Anne Maria and Ace swim angrily towards the shore in the background.
Anne Maria: (tries to keep her head above the water) Chris is so getting the beat down for this!
Ace: Music to my ears, Hairspray! I can't wait to wring McLean's neck!
The camera pans to Zoey and Staci, who are drifting on a piece of wood until Jo swims between them, causing the wood to break and Staci to flail in the water since she couldn't swim.
Jo: Outta the way! Triathlete coming through!
Jo then pushes Sam's head underwater as she uses him as a steppingstone to launch herself.
Sam: Hey!
The camera pans to Jenna and Isaac. They were both sitting on a purple surfboard while using their legs to paddle forward.
Jenna: (smirks) And my mom said to leave my surfboard with the rest of my luggage! Now we have a lifeboat! Who brought unnecessary luggage onboard the ship now mom?
Issac: How was she suppose to know Chris was gonna blow up the boat?!
Knuckles and Nate swam closer to the surfboard.
Knuckles: Are you surprised he did? That sounds just like something Chris would do!
Jenna and Issac looked at each other and shrugged.
Both: True. Got us there.
The camera pans to Cameron who is flailing his arms as he sinks to the bottom.
Cameron: H-Help...!
Scott swims past Cameron, not even stopping to help him or even looking concerned.
Scott: Spazz...
Cameron sinks to the bottom. After a few seconds, he is raised above the water by Lightning.
Lightning: I'll save you, little girl!
Cameron: I'm a boy!
The camera pans to Dakota, who is laying on a life raft as a small boat carrying photographs took her picture.
Dakota: (turns to the paparazzi) Hi fellas! However did you find me?
The paparazzi stops taking pictures for a moment.
Paparazzi guy: Uh, we got your text?
The paparazzi continues to take pictures of Dakota as the camera pans to Chris watching the scene unfold from a monitor.
Chris: (annoyed) For crying out loud! (Turns on the speaker from his headset) Uninvited guests, over.
The camera pans to behind the paparazzi boat where Chef is seen in his scuba diving gear as he emerges from the water and places a detonation device with Chris's face on it onto the boat. The device blinks a green light as the camera pans back to Chris, who is now holding a remote and has a sinister grin on his face as he presses the button with his thumb
BOOOOMMMMM! The detonation device goes off and blows up the boat, along with the paparazzi who are scattered off in the sky to who knows where.
Dakota is also blasted away by the explosion and ends up landing in Lightning's hand while also pushing Cameron off, causing him to crash into Anne Maria, but didn't knock her down due to her ridiculously hard hairdo. Cameron sinks to the bottom.
Anne Maria: Aye! No touching the hair, four-eyes! (Pulls out her can of hairspray and starts spraying her hair again as she swims away)
Ace sees Cameron sink to the bottom and sighs
Ace: (rolls his eyes as he swims towards where Cameron sunk) why can't I just let him drown? One less player for me to deal with...
Ace takes a deep breath and dives underwater. A few seconds later, he emerges back up to the surface while holding Cameron, who coughed up water as he tried to thank Ace, though his thanks was incoherent since he was uncontrollably coughing up water
Ace: (rolls his eyes) Yeah, whatever. (Starts to swim towards the shore) Just remember; you owe me one!
The camera pans to Staci who is flapping her arms around as she tries to not sink underwater
Staci: I wish my third uncle twice removed was here...(starts sinking down then rises back up) he invented life preservers...!
Staci sinks to the bottom. Zoey and Mike then rush from opposite directions towards Staci to save her
Mike: Hang on!
Both: I'm coming! Oh!
They both paused as they met up with each other.
Mike: (nervously) oh, no you first. Please...
Zoey: Oh no, please go ahead. I insist!
Mike: (sheepishly) well I mean, if you insist...
Issac and Jenna then drifted towards Mike and Zoey on their surfboard raft.
Issac: You guys need some assistance?
Mike and Zoey: No, we're good. But thanks!
Mike and Zoey looked at each other with a smile and laughed together. Their moment was cut short however when Staci's popped up between them and pulled Mike underwater.
Zoey: (gasps in fear) Hold on!
Zoey dives underwater after the two. After a few seconds, all three of them surface while gasping for air and spitting out water. Mike was hanging onto Staci while Zoey was hanging onto Mike.
Mike: (looking at Zoey) Thanks, I owe you one!
Confessional
Mike rolls the toilet paper in the toilet paper holder before speaking.
Mike: Okay, my first confessional! So...uh...Zoey...nice girl... (pauses for a moment and smiles) okay, super nice! (Looks down) I wonder if she'll go out with a guy like me. (Shifts eyes to the left) See, I have this...um...quirk? I just hope my condition doesn't ruin everything for me again. (Sighs heavily).
Zoey: Wow! I can't believe I'm actually in the Total Drama confessional! It's so exciting! Everyone seems so nice! (Worries) I hope they all like me. I could use a few new friends, or friends period. (Grows more worried) Oh, what if they hate me? Maybe this flower was too big? Am I trying too hard? You like me right?
Staci: This is so amazing! I'm actually here on Total Drama! Did you know that my great great great great great grandmother invented drama? Yeah, before her people's lives weren't very interesting to watch or read about. Anyway I'm definitely going to win Total Drama Revenge of the Island because I come from a long line of people who think outside the box. Like my great grandfather Dave who invented forks! Yeah, before him, people just shoved food in their mouths with strips of bark, yeah. And my great great aunt Lois invented plates! Before her, food just sat around the floor getting stepped on, so sad. And my great great great uncle George, he invented floors. Before him, the only way you could have a carpet is if you let grass grow inside your house. (The low battery warning appears on the camera) Once I tell everyone here about my family, I know they'll be impressed and want to form an alliance with me! Those who form alliances tend to get farther in the game most of the time. And I should know since alliances were invented by my great great great great great...
Staci was cut off when the camera turned off due to the dead battery.
End of Confessional
The camera pans to the beach shore where Jo arrives panting and looking around to see if anyone else was there.
Jo: (cheering) Whoo hoo! That's what I'm talking about! First one on the...
Jo suddenly frowns in shock as she notices that she was not alone. The camera pans to show that Dawn was in fact the first one on the beach. Dawn was sitting on a rock, meditating while holding a starfish up high.
Jo: (shocked) How did you-...you're not even wet!
Dawn stops meditating and looks at Jo.
Dawn: Hm? Oh, I used a shortcut.
As the camera pans back to Jo, Brick crawls onto the shore beside her.
Brick: (salutes) Ma'am...(falls face first into the sand)
Confessional
Brick: I may be the strongest player here, but I'm all about the teamwork! Back in cadets, I took the teamwork medal three years running! Also the bed making medal, the "flag folding" medal, and the letters home to Mom medal. I always win that one.
End of Confessional
The camera pans back to the beach shore where several other contestants have arrived on shore. Ace arrived while carrying Cameron and immediately dropped him onto the sand as soon as he stepped foot on land. Cameron groaned as he continued to cough up water. Then B emerged from underwater as he walked onto the beach without saying a single word or sound. Following B, Knuckles and Nate arrived on the shore.
Confessional
Cameron: (rubs hand sanitizer on his hands) I am what's known as a "bubble boy". Growing up, my mom was reaaallllllyyyyyyy overprotective! So I've never gone swimming before, up until six hours ago. I've never done anything before, except read and sigh a lot...(sighs heavily, then looks back at the camera with confidence) But that doesn't mean I'm not a force to be reckoned with! (A butterfly flies into the confessional) No way! Danaus plexippus! The monarch butterfly! (Butterfly lands on Cameron's head, causing him to wince in pain as he struggled to support the added weight) Ah! I-It's so heavy! (Cameron falls backwards)
Ace: (looks at the butterfly that is still flying around the confessional, laughs while rolling his eyes) Kid was overpowered by a butterfly?! That's just lame... I give it an hour before four-eyes is either eaten by the island's wildlife or flow out of here in an air ambulance. Which is why I plan to play this season solo! No alliances, no carrying my teammates! If my team can't keep up, they're on their own! Oh and Chris, I want to thank you personally for blowing up the boat and making me swim to shore with a little gift...(raises middle finger) (*beep*) you, McLean! (Punches the camera, causing the lens to crack)
Jenna: (looks at the cracked camera lens) Oh C'mon, who broke the camera lens?! (Sighs heavily) Not how I wanted to start my first confessional, but what can you do? Reality TV, huh? Anyway...(clears throat) ITS SO FREAKING AWESOME TO BE HERE! I'm actually in the Total Drama confessional from Season one! I'm at the birthplace of my all time favorite reality show! This is going to be soooooo COOL! (Pauses for a moment to compose herself) Sorry, I just had to let my excitement out. I'm a huge fan of Total Drama! Well, not the stalker crazy huge fan like the girl from last season, but still a fan! Don't get used to my outburst of excitement. I'm actually pretty calm and patient most of the time. It's one of the many virtues that I have learned while hiking with my brother Felix. Speaking of which, (waves at camera) Mom! Dad! Felix! I'll be thinking about all you guys while I win! Make sure you guys watch me! Love you all!
Issac: What happened to the camera lens? (Shrugs) Oh well. Anyway, Greetings, I'm here to prove that with honor and courage you can win this show.
End of Confessional
The rest of the contestants minus two, has arrived on the beach. As everyone was sitting or standing around the beach as they dried off, they listened to the nonstop chatter from Staci. Staci sat on a rock next to Mike and Zoey as she rambled on about her family.
Staci: Yeah, and my great great great uncle Bart invented swimming. Before him (flails her arms around) people just swung their arms around like this and sank to the bottom. And my great great great great great-...
Mike: (staring at Zoey while obviously not listening) Yeah, that's great...
Suddenly, the camera pans to the shore where Sam slides out of the water holding his game console high and coughing up a fish.
Confessional
Sam: (chuckles and pulls out his GameGuy) hehe...I knew I should've played that Swii Fitness workout game. (Chuckles) I just hope I don't get cut first, that would lame. But if I stick it out long enough to get cut sixth or even seventh, how cool would that be, huh? (Chuckles as he continues to play his game).
End of Confessional
The camera pans to Zoey, Mike, Dawn, Issac, and Jenna.
Zoey: I'm sooo stoked to be here. I've been watching Total Drama forever! Who knows? Maybe I'll make some new friends.
Dawn: Yes, that would be good. Considering that you were an only child and all.
Zoey and Mike looked freaked out at Dawn's comment about Zoey's past.
Zoey: (shocked) Huh? Who told you that?
Dawn leans in closer to Zoey.
Dawn: Your soul reads like an open book! You had such a lonely childhood. (Holds Zoey's hand with both hands) it must have been difficult.
Zoey pulls her hand away. Dawn then looks at Mike, who looks at her nervously. In less than three seconds, Mike bolted towards the area Knuckles was sitting at before Dawn could say anything about him.
Jenna: (giggling) I guess Mike's not a fan of soul reading.
Dawn: Most people aren't. I suppose it is only natural for others to become uncomfortable around me since I can learn a lot about them through their auras. I can learn about their past, their personality, their emotions, their relationships, and many other aspects of that person that makes them who they are.
Jenna, Zoey, and Issac just blinked, too amazed to say anything. The camera pans to Cameron, who was looking around the beach, counting the people who were on the beach.
Cameron: Hey, weren't there nineteen of us on that boat? There's only eighteen of us here.
Everyone looked around the beach and saw that Cameron was right; someone was missing.
Anne Maria: I think the pasty red haired girl with the notebook is the one we're missing.
Brick: I recommend we send out a search party!
Staci: (claps) Yeah, that's a great idea! It will be just like the first search party that was organized by my great great great great great-...
Staci was cut off by the sound of something emerging from the water. Everyone turned their attention towards the water as what appeared to be a human sized seaweed creature that was also muttering incoherent words. Everyone screamed in panic at the site of the creature. Suddenly, the creature started to cough repeatedly until it coughed up some water. Afterwards, the creature vigorously shook its body, launching all of the seaweed off of its body and revealing the creature to actually be the blue haired missing competitor.
Fabia: (clears throat and holds up a pink bedazzled hearing aid) I found it! Finally!
Confessional
Fabia: (wrings her wet hair) Last to arrive on the island, not how I wanted to make a first impression. (Puts her hearing aid back into her ear and turns it on) But when the boat blew up, my hearing aid fell out of my ear and I couldn't just leave it underwater. Those things are expensive, especially the waterproof hearing aids! When I first signed up for this show, my family and friends were worried since Total Drama is dangerous enough as it is without having someone like me who can't hear without a hearing aid. But I'm not gonna let that get in my way! I'm going to show the world that a disability can never stop you from achieving your goals and succeeding! You can count on me winning Total Drama!
End of Confessional
The camera pans back to the beach. Just then, Chris's voice booms out of a loudspeaker tied to a nearby tree.
Chris: ATTENTION, FRESH MEAT! SEE THE TRAIL LEADING INTO THE FOREST?
The camera pans to the trail that. Chris had mentioned. The competitors turned their attention towards the trail as the camera pans.
Chris: RACE TO THE END OF THE TRAIL, AND DO NOT DISTURB THE WILDLIFE! THAT WOULD BE BAD!
Lightning: (snickers and nudges Sam) Yeah. We wouldn't want to upset the bunnies!
Chris: THE TINIEST SOUND CAN SET THEM OFF. LIKE, THIS!
A loud airhorn blares through the loudspeaker, making the competitors clap their hands over their ears. Creature roars rise up from the distant forest, and trees start to topple. The campers start screaming in terror and running toward the path for their lives.
Confessional
Mike: (eyes widened with fear) What...
Jo: the heck...
Zoey: (terrified) was...
Nate: that (*beep*)ing.
Ace: (eyes widened) THING!
Staci: (shivers in fear) Oh my god! That was so terrifying! What kind of animal could've made that sound?! Oh I really wish my first cousin once removed was here! He once took down a ten foot tall bear! And also my great great great great uncle Travis! He invented hunting! Before him, people had to either garden or fish if they wanted to eat. (Finches as she hears the roar of the creature again. She then runs out of the confessional, screaming.
End of Confessional
The camera pans to the finish line as Jo and Lightning arrive, with Jo being the first one to have arrived.
Jo: (cheers) Yes! Sorry you had to lose to a girl.
Lightning: (looks around confused) What girl? Lightning didn't lose, bro! Lightning never loses!
Lightning walks two steps ahead of Jo as Chris pulls over his red ATV several inches away from Lightning.
Chris: Captain Modesty, two steps left; you're on Team A! Yo, Jo! Move right, you're Team B!
Jo crosses her arms and frowns as she moves over to the right. Scott then arrived at the finish line.
Chris: Pitt-sniffer, you're Team A!
Brick arrives not much later, panting from exhaustion.
Chris: (salutes) Corporal Brickhouse! Team B!
Brick: (still panting but salutes) Sir! Yes sir!
Brick is then knocked down to the ground as B bumps into him as he skids to a halt.
Chris: Silent Treatment, Team A!
B silently points out his index finger as he turns around, showing Cameron hanging from the back, clinging onto B's hoodie.
Chris: Bubble Boy, Team B!
Cameron: (releases B's hoodie from his grip and runs towards Team B) Okie Dokie!
Ace skids to a halt at the finish line, slightly panting.
Chris: Hotshot! You're on Team A!
Ace scowls at Chris's "nickname" as he walks towards Team A. Jenna immediately arrives at the finish line afterwards.
Jenna: (catching her breath) I-I...I think I finally got away...
Scott: From that thing in the forest?
Jenna: (darts her eyes to the left) Yeah, that's it...from the thing...
Confessional
Jenna: Honestly, I wasn't really worried about the creature. The thing I was trying to get away from was that chatty girl, Staci! (Claps hands onto her head) I was going to lose my mind if I had to listen to her talk about how her great great great whatever invented this and that for any longer! I don't like to say mean things about people behind their backs, but parrots squawk less than she does! And believe me, I have seen a lot of parrots! I hope I don't have her on my team, I will seriously throw myself off the dock if we end up on the same team! (Sighs heavily) I'm just glad I was able to get away from her!
End of Confessional
Chris: Glad you could join us, Hiker! You're Team A!
Jenna walks towards Team A, while still suppressing her hidden anger towards Chris. At that moment, Knuckles and Fabia arrived crossing the finish line at the same time.
Chris: Treasure Hunter and Hear No-Thing!! Congrats, you're still alive!
Knuckles: (panting) B-Barely...
Fabia just glare at Chris.
Chris: Knuckles and Fabia, you're on Team B!
The duo begin to walk over to their team. Not much later, both Zoey and Mike arrive at the finish line, both completely out of breath.
Chris: Zoey the Lonely, Team B!
Zoey: (walks over Chris while nervously rubbing her arm) Only as a child...seriously!
Chris nods his head sarcastically at Zoey as she walks over to her team. The camera pans back to Mike, who continues regaining his breath as Dawn levitates next to him.
Chris: The aura whisperer, Team A!
Mike notices Dawn standing beside him and jumps back in surprise, clinging onto B's shoulder.
Chris: Saved by a girl, Team B!
Mike scowls at Chris's nickname and runs over to his team. Dakota is the next to arrive with Anne Maria following her.
Chris: Princess Wannabe, Team A! Tan in a Can, Team B!
Dakota and Anne Maria walk over to their teams as Issac arrives at the finish line next, panting heavily and looking frazzled.
Lightning: Yeesh, what happened to you, bro?
Issac: (still panting) S-Staci...s-she just wouldn't stop talking! K...Kept talking about her relatives! Did you know her great great uncle Jason invented the letter E? B-Before him...everybody just had to use A's instead! (Chuckles unnervingly then stops)
Chris: Getting back to me now! Issac, go stand next to Team A!
A few moments later, Nate arrives at the finish line.
Chris: (scowls) Foul-Mouthed Frown Face, Team B!
Nate rolled his eyes and walks over to his team, while receiving angry glares from Chris. The next one to arrive is Sam, who is crawling slowly towards the finish line while trying to catch his breath.
Chris: Yo, Game Junkie! Team A!
Sam collapses as he crosses the finish line. Finally, Staci arrives last, still chattering it up as usual, but looked exhausted nevertheless.
Staci: (breathing heavily) My uncle Bill...(gasps for air)...won the New York marathon four times...(gasps for air)...because marathons were...(gasps for air)...first proposed by my great...(gasps for air)...great...(collapses on top of Sam)
Scott: (smirks) That's one way to get her to shut up.
Issac: (whispers) I just hope she's not on our team...
Chris: And Chatty Staci, Team A!
Confessional
Issac: (screaming) NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Staci: It's too bad I couldn't keep up with Issac. I had so much fun talking to him about my relatives! And I just know that he was very impressed since he kept listening to me! But now we're on the same team, so I get to talk to him all the time now! I bet he's just as excited to be on the same team with me as I am!
Issac: (bangs head against the wall repeatedly) Why Chris?! WHY?!
End of confessional
The camera pans back to Chris as Scott runs up to him.
Scott: What the heck was that thing in the forest?!
Cameron: (nervously) I'm pretty sure that cry does not belong to any known animal species!
Knuckles: I can confirm that as well! Take it from someone whose an expert on animals; that cry was not normal!
Chris: Relax, it'll all make sense eventually...(starts to laugh maniacally)
The camera pans to the nervous contestants as they watch Chris laugh maniacally. The camera pans back to Chris, who is wiping away a tear of laughter away from his eye with his finger.
Confessional
Cameron: (terrified) Maybe coming here wasn't such a good idea after all...(gulps)
Nate: Screw you, McLean! Bring on whatever sinisterly evils your twisted mind has come up with! You'll never break me! I can take whatever you throw at me!
Knuckles: On one hand, I'm very curious to know what has in stored for us. On the other hand, I'm also very scared and fear for my life!
End of Confessional
The camera pans back to Chris.
Chris: Now, this season of Total Drama will be a little bit different. For example, in every episode, someone will be eliminated!
Everyone gasps in shock at Chris's explanation.
Zoey: It's never been that hard before!
Fabia: (rolls her eyes) Typical. New cast, new rules to make this game even harder for us.
Chris: I know, I'm good! But since you're all first-timers, I'm going to cut you a break and hide this bad boy somewhere in the campground. (Holds up a wooden statue of Chris's head)
The camera pans to the wooden Chris statue where heavenly music plays in the background as four chefs in angel costumes come out from all four corners of the screen and fly closer towards the statue.
Chris: A genuine McLean brand Chris head! Your free ticket back into the game, even if your teammates vote you off. Whoever finds it will become THE most powerful player in Total Drama history!
The camera pans back to Chris. He squints his eyes at the wooden statue in his hand.
Chris: Is the cleft on my chin really that big?
Scott: (smirks) Yup. And it looks like a butt.
The rest of the contestants snicker at Scott's remark, while Chris scowls at Scott.
Confessional
Jo: Okay, the statue of McLean's head is very creepy looking, but I'm still gonna find it!
Lightning: Ain't nobody gonna find that statue but the Lightning! (Flexes muscles) Sha-Bam!
Sam: Cool! An extra life to keep the game going for the person that finds it! It would be so awesome if I found it! That statue would definitely be a major power-up for me! (Chuckles)
End of Confessional
The camera back pans to Chris as he is putting away the statue, while still scowling at Scott.
Chris: Moving on! Time for the team names!
The camera pans to Lightning, Scott, and B.
Lightning: Team Lightning! (throws his arms up and points at the sky) No wait, Lightning SQUAD!
Chris: Great suggestions, Lightning. But, names have already been chosen by moi. Team A, you shall henceforth be known as...the Toxic Rats!
The camera pans to a logo of a green, four armed, fierce looking rat, then pans to Team A, who now has the team logo above their heads. Not many of the team members were thrilled about their team name. The only person on the team who seemed satisfied with the name was Sam.
Sam: (chuckles) Hehehe...Killer!
Jenna: (shrugs) Eh, could've been worse...at least it's not anything like that one team name from last season.
Chris: Yeah, Team Victory was a bit of a dud. Nice name, but it didn't really suit the team that well.
Confessional
Jenna: I was talking about Team Chris is Really Really Really Really Hot. But I wasn't going to insult the guy who could make my stay here even more of a living nightmare than it already would be.
End of Confessional
Chris: Anywho, Team B, you are hereby dubbed, the Mutant Maggots!
The camera pans to a logo of a red fierce looking mutated maggot, then pans to Team B, who also had the team logo above their heads. Everyone on the team looked a bit confused about their team name.
Mike: Uh, what's with all the references to chemical waste?
Cameron: Yeah, I've been wondering the same th-...
Cameron was cut off by the sound of the terrible loud roar that everyone heard earlier. The roar made everyone jump and flinch in fear.
Cameron: (lowers his head and claps his hands on top of his head in terror) It's the monster!
The camera pans to the forest where trees come tumbling down as the roads get louder and closer. The contestants watched in horror and suspense as the creature appeared to be coming closer and closer towards them. Then finally, a hairless yellow eyed squirrel appeared out of the bushes. Everyone was confused by this revelation.
Jo: Hey, it's just a stupid squirrel!
Dakota: Awwwwwwww!
Ace: (facepalms) Your telling me that all this time we have been running for our lives from a squirrel?!
Brick: Little Guy looks a little off...
Knuckles: yeah...this squirrel does look different.
The camera pans back to the squirrel, who the blinks vertically instead of horizontally. Dakota lets out a scream.
Dawn: (gasps) Oh my gosh! What's wrong with it?
Chris: While we were gone, I rented the island out to a nice family oriented bio-hazardous waste disposal company. (The camera pans to several barrels of toxic waste) Sweet people! (The camera pans back to Chris) But the waste is having a teensy bit of an impact on the flora and fauna.
Right on cue, a butterfly flies next to the hairless squirrel and the squirrel then proceeds to stick out its long frog-like tongue to grab the butterfly and eat it, while continuing to blink vertically.
Sam: (chuckles) Hehehe...cool!
Knuckles: Yeah, that little dude does look pretty cool!
Dakota walks over to the mutant squirrel and kneels down next to it.
Dakota: Weird...I want one! (Holds out her hand)
The mutant squirrel roars a very loud and powerful roar at Dakota. It then fires lasers from its eyes at Dakota's feet, causing her to jump up and run away screaming. The squirrel blows a raspberry at Dakota and scurries off. The camera pans to Dakota, who is now in the arms of Sam. Chris's laughter can be heard from the background before the camera pans to him.
Chris: Most. Danger. EEVVVEERRR!
Confessional
Dakota: (cries into her hands) Chris the meanest ever! (Continues crying into her hands but then stops) Hang on. (Pulls out a compact makeup mirror) Not too blotchy? Okay, take two! (Puts away the mirror and clears her throat. Then proceeds to cry again)
Dawn: That poor little soul! How could Chris allow something so cruel to happen to Mother Earth's blessings?! This is probably one of the most evil deeds Chris has done!
(Chris over loudspeaker): Not even close, Dawn! Trust me. (Chuckles)
Dawn: (rolls her eyes and scowls) What an evil man Chris is!
(Chris over loudspeaker): Awww, thanks Dawn! (Chuckles)
Knuckles: (eyes wide) That squirrel shoots lasers from its eyes?! While studying the island's mutated flora and fauna would be totally awesome, I am also a little scared to see how the toxic waste has affected the other animals if it can do that to a squirrel!
Ace: (arms crossed and frowns) What Chris has done to the island is completely immoral and reprehensible! And though I am appalled by the environmental disaster that Chris has created, (grins) I am looking forward to observing the island's wildlife and plant life as well
End of Confessional
The camera pans back to Chris.
Chris: Now, before we start our very first challenge of the season, let's give out some rewards. Jo, because you made it up here before anyone else, your team gets a trampoline!
The camera pans to a trampoline and then pans up to Chef jumping on the trampoline while holding a hacksaw.
Chris: And the Rats get a hacksaw!
Chef falls off of the trampoline as he bounces up. Lightning laughs at Chef until Chef throws the hacksaw at Lightning's head. Jo laughs at Lightning's pain until Chef throws the trampoline at her from the back, causing her to fall forward in pain. The camera pans back to Chris.
Chris: What do these items have to do with this bomb? (Pulls out the same kind of bomb he used to blow up the paparazzi boat)
Mike: (nervously) Ummm...he won't really blow us up again, will he?
Chris pops up between Zoey and Mike, still holding the bomb and grinning mischievously, making Mike and Zoey even more nervous.
Chris: (smug grin) Won't I? Find out when we come back!
(Commercial Break)
The scene fades into an area of the forest where the teams stand under two large totem poles hung by rope to opposite trees. Each of the totems bore a striking resemblance to each team's logo, with the Mutant Maggots' totem resembling a three eyed mutated maggot, and the Toxic Rats' totem resembling a fierce looking mutated rat. The camera pans down to Chris and the two teams as Chris begins explaining the challenge.
Chris: Those are your team totems. Cut them down (camera pans to river) and get 'em to the river and ride 'em back to the campground. First team there gets their pick of the cabins. (camera pans back to Chris) But hurry! The totems are rigged with bombs that'll explode if you don't plant them in front of your cabin in seven minutes or less. (The camera pans to the Rats' totem pole, then zooms in closer to show the timer on the totem pole strapped to a bomb). Starting...now! (The timer starts to count down).
The camera pans to Team Maggot, who watch as Jo stands on top of a rock, ready to jump onto the trampoline.
Jo: Alright let's do this! (Jumps off the rock and bounces onto the trampoline) YEAH!
Unfortunately, Jo ends up flying into the river instead of up the totem. Fabia and Knuckles facepalmed at Jo's failure.
Both: We're so screwed...
Confessional
Fabia : Okay, maybe that was a little harsh. At least we were doing better than the Rats...
End of Confessional
The camera pans to the Toxic Rats.
Lightning: Stand back! Lightning is ON IT! (Begins to climb up the tree, only to slide back down) Dang! Slippery tree! (stands back up) Don't worry, Lightning never quits!
As Lightning begins to climb up the tree again, B walks by looking as if he was thinking up a plan.
Staci: (turns to Dakota, Jenna, and Issac) It's too bad that my third cousin Jack isn't here to give us tips on barehanded tree climbing.
Issac: (smiling nervously and twitching) Yeah...that's a shame. He sounds like...a REAL expert about this sort of thing. Please, tell us more...(chuckles nervously)
Everyone on the team, minus Staci, Lightning, and B, stared daggers at Issac.
Confessional
Staci: Issac has been such a great guy to me since we first started talking to each other in the forest! I think he is the first guy I've ever talked to for this long without him coming up with some totally bogus excuse to leave! I think we're becoming such great friends! Maybe I'll ask him later to form an alliance with me? I bet he would totally love that!
Issac: (bangs head repeatedly against wall) WHY...DID...I...SAY...THAT?! (stops banging his head and sighs heavily) As annoying as Staci is, I can't just tell her to leave me alone! I'm too nice a guy to do that sort of stuff. (Sighs again) Besides, Staci looks so happy when I listen to her. I can tell that she probably doesn't have a lot of friends. I don't want to make her sad. (Bangs head one more time against the wall) Ow...why do I have to be such a gentleman?
Fabia: (points to her hearing aid) There are moments like this that make me glad that I can just turn down the volume on my ears and all I have to listen to is complete silence. (looks at camera and shrugs) What? It's not rude if I'm just listening to her through lip reading instead of hearing her talk nonstop. (Sighs heavily) I would really like to be able to work well with everyone on my team. Most of the time I am able to, but I barely know these people and some of them seems like they will be a little bit more challenging to work with then others. However, maybe if I can find some common ground with the rest of my team members, I might somehow be able to unite our team together into a team that gets along well, looks out for its teammates, and stands strong together because of our excellent teamwork! I was able to do it with my cheerleading squad back home, and I'm going to do it again here!
Dawn: I sense great tension and negative energies amongst my fellow teammates. Most of which is directed towards Staci. Everyone is getting fed up with her tales of fabricated relatives, even I find myself to be losing patience with her. Not to mention that Jordan is nearly at his breaking point with all of her nonstop tall tales. I do not hold anything against Staci, but I predict that if she does not cease her compulsive lying, disasters will fall upon her.
End of Confessional
The camera pans to Team Maggots, where Cameron is observing the trampoline carefully to come up with a plan.
Cameron: Okay if Jo hits the center of the trampoline with fifty pounds of pressure per square inch-...
Cameron is interrupted during his explanation when Anne Maria pushes him out of her way.
Anne Maria: Back off. I wanna crack at this!
Cameron: (stands up and adjusts his glasses) But I calculated for Jo's weight!
Ignoring Cameron, Anne Maria climbs onto a large rock and jumps on the trampoline, only to smash into the bottom of the totem, causing her teammates to cringe at the sight of her pain. Unfortunately for Anne Maria, she ended up bouncing back up and down on the trampoline while continuing to smash into the bottom of the totem pole. After several smashes, Jo kicks the trampoline out of the way, causing Anne Maria to crash onto the ground and stop bouncing.
Confessional
Anne Maria: Sure I wanna win a million dollars, but not at the expense of my looks! I mean, check me out! (Points to her head) Perfect hair, perfect tan, all this is worth a billion, easy!
Mike: (wincing) Okay, I know that was definitely painful. (Rubs hand on the back of his head nervously) I've ...uh...gotten hit on the head a lot over the years. So...yeah, I know that definitely hurt.
Knuckles: (holding his sides as he laughs) O-Okay...O-Okay...I know we have a challenge to win and all, but that was some hilarious stuff! (Laughs even harder).
End of Confessional
The camera pans to the Rats' totem, showing the still climbing Lightning as he nearly makes it to the top of the tree. Then pans down to show the rest of the team, minus B listening to Staci's tall tales. As Staci continued to ramble on, B walked past them while carrying a large log.
Staci: And my great great great aunt Dora actually taught Native Canadians to carve totems.
B grabs Staci by the arm and leads her away from her team, causing the rest of the team to sigh heavily with relief.
Sam: (look at Fabia) Hey Fabia, wanna trade ears for a while?
Both Sam and Fabia chuckle together at Sam's offer.
Back at the Rats team, B was leading Staci over to one end of the log teeter totter B had constructed using a log and a big rock to keep the log balanced.
Staci: Oh okay, you want me on this thing? (Steps onto the log teeter totter)
The camera pans to underneath the tree where B is leading Sam towards.
Sam: Whoa! Hey! You want me to stand here?
B then runs towards the other end of the log teeter totter and jumps hard onto it, causing Staci to be launched towards Sam, landing perfectly balanced on top of his shoulders. Everyone let out collective gasps of amazement and compliments while Lightning plummeted down onto the ground from the tree with the hacksaw still in his hand, once again failing to reach the top. Lightning groaned in pain as he recovers from the fall.
Confessional
Lightning: First of all, tree climbing is not a recognized sport. Plus, that tree was covered in butter or something! But if Chris is trying to make Lightning look bad, he can think again! Lightning never gives up and never surrenders! (Strikes a pose) SHA-LIGHTNING!
Knuckles: Crap! The Rats were getting ahead of us! Even with our advantage, we were still sucking! (Sighs heavily) On one hand, I could've just knocked the tree down myself, but on the other hand, that would draw attention towards me when it's time to start picking off the competition. Once the others see what I can do, they'll probably gang up on me and vote me off since I would be too big of a threat to deal with later. I want to show my team that I am an asset, not a threat...at least until the merge. So I can't show off all of my skills at once, I have to wait for the right time and place. Also, if I cut down the tree, Tikal would've given me the evil eye and a four hour long lecture on why it is wrong to cut down trees so carelessly when I get back. (Sighs dreamingly) I love my animal loving, tree hugging hunk...
End of Confessional
The camera pans to Brick, who is now standing on a rock and looking ready to jump
Brick: TIME TO WIN THIS! (Jumps down onto the trampoline and is launched towards the totem pole. He grabs the axe that is wedged into the end of the totem pole. He then starts panicking, flailing, and screaming for help when he realized how high he was).
Everyone on the team looked at him with disapproval, especially Jo and Nate
Jo: Good grief!
Anne Maria: Geesh, what a baby!
Nate: (shaking his head with disbelief) You have got to be kidding me!
Mike: Aw man! This isn't working!
Mike's eyes bulge as he suddenly gasps. He then hunches over with his eyes squinted.
Mike?: (in a sharp withered tone of voice) Gah durn it! Cut the danged rope already!
Anne Maria: That's what we're trying to do, Mike!
Mike?: Mike? Name's Chester, missy!
Zoey: (confused) Uh, excuse me?
Fabia: (confused) Yeah, I second that. What the heck Mike?
Chester: You got a hearing problem or something, missy?! You kids today never listen! I told ya my name's Chester, not Mike, you ditzy Deaf Jap!
Fabia's eyes widened before she lunges herself towards Chester. Unfortunately, she was held back by Anne Maria and Zoey, who both struggled to keep Fabia from strangling Chester.
Fabia: (enraged). WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?! Ohhhhh just wait till I get my hands on you, old man!
Chester: Don't you wave your fists at me, Deaf Jap! Didn't your parents teach you to respect your elders?
Confessional
Zoey: Mike is soooo sweet! Y'know I really don't get his old man comedy routine, but I bet it's really funny if you're from like, France or something?
Fabia: (takes a deep breath) Okay, I'm calm now. Sorry you guys had to see that, but I'm not a fan of racial slurs, stereotypes, or deaf themed nicknames. It took all I had to keep myself from pulling out Chris's hair when he called me "Hear Nothing". (clenches her fist) Man, I hope he doesn't keep calling me that. Otherwise, it's going to be a very long season for me to keep my cool. As for Mike, that old man impression he did out of the blue was quite unusual. I feel like I've read something about this before. (Shrugs) Oh well, it'll come to me eventually!
End of Confessional
The camera pans back over to Team Rats, where Lightning had just been launched onto Scott's shoulders.
Lightning: (cheering) Lightning strikes!
From offscreen, the sound of Ace's screaming can be heard as he is launched on top of Lightning. Ace looks down and became nervous when he sees how high up he is
Ace: (nervous) Whoa! OK... Let's keep steady
Scott rolls his eyes.
Scott: Quit being such a wimp and keep still!
Lightning: Sha-yeah dude! There's nothing to be afraid of...well, except for the long fall down...
Ace: (more nervous) Not helping!
Confessional
Ace: Heights are not my thing.
End of Confessional
Lightning: But we got your back, bro! We ain't gonna let you fall! And if you do end up falling, one of us will catch you.
At that moment, Jenna landed on top of Ace's shoulders, causing Ace to become even more stressed about the increasing chances of him falling.
Lightning: Yo hiker girl! You ain't afraid of heights, are you?
Jenna: (shakes her head) No, why wou-...(notices the panicking Ace under her) Oh, that's why. (places a hand on Ace's shoulder) Don't worry, Ace, you can do this! If not for yourself, at least do it for the team! Remember, there's no "I" in team!
Lightning: (surprised) There isn't? I've been spelling that word wrong for years...
Ace: (panicking) There may be no "I" in team, but there is one in falling, ...and pain, ...and plummeting, and ...injury, ...and-...
Scott: (annoyed) Okay we get it! You can spell!
Ace: (still panicking) Why am I up this high anyway?! Why couldn't I have been down further towards the ground?!
Scott: Seriously? Ya rather be down there?
The camera pans down to show Sam, Staci, and Issac. Staci was rambling, Sam looked annoyed, and Issac looked like he was about to lose his mind. He kept forcing his smile as he listened to every word that Staci speaks
Staci: And my great great great great uncle Peeta invented balance! Yeah before him-...
The camera quickly pans back up before Staci could finish
Ace: (still panicking) Touche!
The camera pans back to Brick, who is still trying to pull the axe out of the totem. Suddenly, Brick heard squeaking and notices the mutated hairless squirrel on the tree branch next to him.
Brick: (gasps) G-Go away! (Swats hand at the mutant squirrel) Hey, shoo! Shoo!
The mutated squirrel growls loudly at Brick, causing him to scream in terror. The camera pans back down to Zoey, Anne Maria, and Chester.
Chester: (tosses a rock up and down in his hand) Back in my day, we didn't need fancy saws and axes to cuts ropes! We did just fine with stone! (Throws the rock)
The rock Chester threw hits the mutated squirrel in the face, causing the mutant squirrel to become angrier. It's eyes glowed red as it begins to fire lasers at the contestants, causing them to run and scream for their lives as they dodge the lasers. Back over on the Toxic Rats' side, B launches Dawn, who lands perfectly on top of Jenna, while standing on one foot. Jenna could've sworn she heard the sound of a little twinkle as Dawn landed on her shoulders
Sam: One more person'll do it! Dakota?
B and Sam look around for Dakota. The camera then pans to Dakota, who is lounging on a tree stump as her paparazzi takes pictures of her. Just then, Chris saws down a thick tree that tilts over onto the ground between Dakota and the paparazzi.
Chris: Timber! No time for photo ops, Dakota!
Dakota: (cringing back) Take it easy!
Confessional
Jenna: Okay, I know I said that I'm the type of person who can get along with anyone, but Dakota's constant photo ops and lack of attention towards the challenge are starting to make me doubt if I can work with her. I've been dreading the elimination ceremony we may have to face in the future because I really don't want to have to vote off my teammates. Teamwork is about teams working with each other, not against each other. But if it comes down to it, I think I have a pretty good idea on who to vote for...
End of Confessional
The camera pans back to the Mutant Maggots, who are still running and screaming as they dodge the lasers being shot at them by the mutant squirrel Chester peeved off. The squirrel then starts firing it's lasers at Brick as Brick dodges each laser.
Brick: (dodges lasers) Ah! Not the crew cut!
Eventually while dodging the lasers, Brick accidentally lets go of the axe and plummets down to the ground, moaning in pain. Knuckles notices this and face-palm.
Knuckles: Okay! That's it! I'm done fooling around!
Knuckles proceeds to pick up a large rock and throws it at the mutant squirrel, causing it to fall out of the tree and stopping it from firing anymore lasers from it's eyes. As everyone stops running around, they watch as Knuckles walks up to the tree. He put some spiky braces on his hands before starting spinning his arms
Knuckles: HEEEEYYYAAAHHHH!
Knuckles strikes the tree hard with a single punch. In less than a second, the tree falls backwards, taking the totem down with it. As the rest of her teammates stare at her with amazement, Knuckles picks up the axe and cuts the rope, separating the totem and the tree. The other team also watched Knuckles cut down the tree in a single blow and were as equally impressed as his team was
Sam: (in amazement) Whoooaaaaaa...Awesome!
Ace: (stares at Knuckles grinning) Ha, not too shabby!
Confessional
Knuckles: (blows on her fist) That's not even the strongest thing I can take down. (Shows his braces to the camera) With these braces I can break through rock! All of those years of treasure hunting with the boys are paying off. Go Chaotix!
Jo: (shocked) Treasure hunter has got some impressive skills! Might not be a bad idea to make nice with him. But only until the right opportunity comes along and he's outlived his usefulness, then I'll break him!
Brick: Quite a strong team member, that Knuckles! He'll definitely be a strong asset towards our team. (salutes) I'd go to war with him any day!
Zoey: Knuckles seems like a very nice guy, but whoa! He's terrifying strong! I really would like to be friends with him, but I just hope he doesn't crush me to death in the process.
Chester: Where in the Sam Hill am I? Those darned kids called this thing a confessional! So where's the freaking priest?! And why is their a toilet in here and one of those new fangled video cameras things pointing towards me?! Danged whippersnappers! What's a man gotta do to get some privacy out here?!
End of Confessional
Over by the Toxic Rats, B is carrying Dakota over to the teeter totter, much to her dismay.
Dakota: Put me down! Take it easy!
The camera pans to Dawn, who looks at the timer with much concern.
Dawn: Only three minutes left!
Offscreen, Dakota's scream can be heard as she is launched on top of Dawn's shoulders.
Dawn: (hands Dakota the hacksaw) Saw the ropes!
Dakota takes the hacksaw and starts sawing the ropes, but she held the saw the wrong way so her efforts were ineffective.
Dakota: (trying to saw the ropes) How are you suppose to...it won't work!
Her team looked at her with disbelief.
Sam: Teeth down on the rope! Down!
Lightning: No girl, you cannot be that dumb!
Ace: (fighting the urge to scream in panic) For the love of all that is good, hurry up!
Dawn: Pretend it's daddy's steak knife!
Dakota: Oh! (Flips the hacksaw the right direction and chuckles sheepishly. Dakota starts to saw the ropes again, this time actually making progress. In less than a few seconds, the ropes are sawed in half, letting the totem fall towards the ground) There!
The totem falls to the ground with a thud, causing the other contestants to jump a few feet of the ground for a moment.
Sam: (coughs for a moment) B, change your name to A!
Confessional
B: (blows on his fist and rubs it against his shirt, while smiling triumphantly.
Scott: (tossing a rock back and forth against the confessional wall) B thinks he's so smart, but once my plan goes into action, he won't know what HIT HIM! (Tosses the against the confessional wall, but it ends up hitting him in the eye) OW!
Dawn: B's plan was a stroke of genius! Though it did add to the amount of mental stress that Ace and Issac are under, the plan was still brilliant nonetheless. (Gives a concerned look) Speaking of Issac I am increasingly worried about his well-being. I sense that he is on the verge of a breakdown if he continues to listen to Staci's lies and tall tales. If only he knew the reason for Staci's fabrications...
Staci: I'm so glad to be on a team with such amazing people! I just know that our team will every challenge with such amazing people like Lightning, B, Jenna, Ace, Dawn, and Issac! As for Dakota, Scott, and Sam...well, I'm sure they have some kind of talent that I'll be able to see in future challenges. Oh, by the way talents were invented by my great great great great great great great grandmother Portia! Yeah, before her people didn't really have anything special about them and were kinda boring. Oh! And also, I asked Jordan while we were waiting if he wanted to be in a alliance with me and he said yes! He seemed so happy to be in a alliance with me that he kinda looked like he was trying not to cry tears of joy! I think our alliance is the first alliance of the season! But what would you expect since alliances were invented by my great great great great great...
Issac: (holding his sides and laughing rather crazily) W-Why...Why...d-did...I...say...yes?! (Laughs harder and crazier) WHY?!
End of Confessional
The camera pans to the river where the Maggots are cheering as they ride down the river on their totem. Following the Maggots were the Rats, who were also cheering as they rode down the river on their totem.
Jo: (looking back at the Rats) They're gaining on us!
Brick: Its my duty to inform you ma'am that we have bigger problems
Brick points towards the waterfall ahead. Everyone gasped in fear while Luna and Cameron looked excited.
Cameron: (excited) My first waterfall!
Chester: And maybe our last!
Knuckles: (excited) Maybe for you Grandpa, but this sure as heck won't be mine! Woo!
Everyone stared at Knuckles's bursting enthusiasm. Knuckles quickly stopped looking so excited
Knuckles: What is not first the that I fall in from waterfall, trust me
The totem goes down the waterfall. Causing everyone to scream with fear, except Knuckles who took advantage of the screaming to cheer loudly as they went down the waterfall. As the totem descends down, it becomes airborne and strikes a hill before it leaps back into the air, causing Zoey to fall off the totem, but not before grabbing the end of the totem
Chester: Ah, kids today and their crazy log rides...
Zoey: (screaming) MIKE!
Chester gasps and reverts back to Mike
Mike: (notices Zoey's in danger) Zoey! (Grabs Zoey's hand) Zoey! Hang on tight!
Mike pulls Zoey back up onto the log, with the latter hugging him tightly.
Zoey: Okay, thanks Mike!
Mike: (smiles nervously) Uh-huh...No problem...
Confessional
Fabia: Awwwwww! Mike and Zoey are soooooo cute together! They're definitely going to be a couple before this season is over! If they do or should I say when they do, I should totally ask them if they'd want to double date with me and Jordan! That would be awesome! (Suddenly, the sound of the Night Owl ringtone is heard, prompting Mizuki to take her phone out of her pocket and look at it). Huh, what do ya know? "ImthenumberoneTotalDramaSuperfan" just started shipping Mike and Zoey. And the episode is not even over yet! She works fast! (Scrolls down her phone and frowns) What the-...someone is shipping Staci and Issac?! Apparently they haven't been watching the episode closely enough! Have you guys seen Issac when he's around Staci, he looks like he'll explode the next time Staci says anything!
Mike: (sighing dreamingly) Zoey hugged me! Honestly, I didn't really know what was going on, but Zoey was hugging me so I didn't care! (Continues staring off until his eyes widened in realization at what he said earlier) Uh, can we edit out the part where I said that I didn't know what was going on...not that it really means anything! (Chuckles nervously)
End of Confessional
The camera pans to the Toxic Rats, whose totem was now going down the waterfall as well. The totem crashed onto the ground and started going downhill just as the Maggots' totem did before them. While everyone cheered as they rode downhill, B motioned the team to lean forward.
Dawn: B wants us to lean forward!
The rest of the team obliged and started to lean forward as they were instructed to do so
Staci: Yeah, my great great great great second aunt Mary invented log riding and she-...
Everyone except Issac: We don't care!
The Rats pass the Maggots' totem.
Jo: Hey! How did they get in front of us?!
The camera pans to the campgrounds where Chris and Chef sit in lounge chairs as they wait for the contestants.
Chris: Ahhh...Feels good to be back!
A panting sound is heard, and getting closer. Owen enters the campground and stops, leaning heavily on his knees.
Owen: (still panting) Hey Chris! Get this: the boat wouldn't stop!
Chris: Oh look! It's former player Owen who's NOT competing this year!
Owen: (chuckles) Heheh, yeah! So I swam back to tell y-...WHAT?! NOT COMPETING?!
Chris: I'm afraid you and the other "classic" players have outlived your usefulness. (turns to the opposite direction) Chef?
Chef runs over to Owen and places a bomb on his face before running away. Owen sees the bomb and starts running away screaming. Chris pulls out his remote and presses the button to detonate the bomb, causing Owen to blast off into the sky, still screaming.
Chris and Chef at laugh at Owen's misfortune until they heard the screams from Team Rats as they slide down into the campgrounds fast on their totem.
Lightning: (cheering) Woo-hoo! First place! Go Team Lightning!
Confessional
Fabia : Okay, maybe I didn't hear it correctly, but I could've sworn I heard someone who sounded a lot like Owen from the original cast screaming.
End of Confessional
Chris: (points to his watch) Tick Tock!
The camera shows the timer on the totem pole, which had less than twelve seconds left on the clock.
Scott: Quick! Grab the good cabin!
Without wasting anymore time, every member of the Toxic Rats lifted the totem pole and hurried over to the stump standing where the luxury cabin is. With one second to spare, they placed the totem on the stump and the timer stopped ticking. The Rats cheered, celebrating their victory. However their celebration was short lived when they heard the screams of the other team as they all fell off of their totem as it went flying and crashed into the luxury cabin. Before anyone could do anything, the timer count down to 3...2...and then 1, blowing up the cabin and destroying it completely, leaving nothing but chard marks in the grass and little bits of rubble
Chris: Too bad... It had an eight-person hot tub and air conditioning!
The Toxic Rats groan at their loss
Sam: (falls to his knees and screams to the heavens) WWWHHHHHYYYYYYY?!
Staci: Yeah, my great great great uncle James invented log cabins! Before him people had to sleep in the trees and they kept falling off all the time! (As Staci continues to ramble on, the camera pans slowly across the rest of her teammates as they glare at her with annoyed expressions on their faces) And my great great great aunt Phillis invented roofs, and before her houses were just walls and furniture! And every time it rained you had to get a new sofa! And my great great great gre-...
Staci was cut off by the sound of a loud scream from an unknown source. The camera pans quickly to reveal that Issac was the one who had screamed.
Issac: (holding his head) I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! STACI FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WILL YOU JUST SHUT UP ALREADY?! (pants heavily)
Everyone stared at Issac, looking very surprised by his outburst. However, none was more surprised then Staci, who stood there speechless for once.
Staci: (stutters) B-But...I...I...Issac, w-what are you trying to say to me?
Issac: I'm saying exactly what someone should have told you a long time ago! I'm telling you to put zip it! I can't take smiling like an idiot and listening to every single lie that exits through that bigmouth of yours! That's right, I said lies! L-I-E-S...Lies! I don't believe any of those stories you've been telling me nonstop since we were running for our lives in the forest! And I'm not the only one who thinks this! Everyone here is sick of your nonstop tall tales about your imaginary relatives and none of us believes that any of your tall tales are true! In fact, the only thing about you that everyone does believe in is that your the most annoying person on this entire island, maybe even on the planet!
Staci: (looks around at the others dishearteningly) Is this true, guys? All of you (her eyes begin to water) think I'm annoying?
Most of the contestants looked down or away awkwardly and didn't say anything. Others however, did speak up.
Scott: (sighs heavily) Finally! Someone finally says something!
Dawn: (looking down and twiddles her fingers) I'm very sorry, Staci.
Lightning: Girl, my coach yaps at me less than you!
Staci: (turns to Carly) Even you, Jenna?
Jenna: (lowers her head in shame and sighs heavily) No comment...I'm so sorry Staci.
Staci: (eyes water even more and a few tears trickle down her face) *sniffle* Well, I-I sor-ry that I-I'm such a bother to all of y-you...(voice cracks) I-I...You won't h-have to put up with me anymore!
Staci runs away from everybody, who all look awkward and guilty about making her cry. However, none of them looked or even felt more guilty about the whole situation than Issac
Confessional
Issac : (sighs heavily) I really screwed up... I didn't mean to be so harsh with Staci, but I just couldn't stand her nonstop lying anymore! Still though, I probably could've handled that situation better. I need to find her quickly and apologize.
End of confessional
Chris: Okay...on that super awkward note, as the only team with a cabin still standing, the Mutant Maggots win the first challenge!
The winning team's cheers of celebration are subdued, as they're disoriented from the rough landing they had. Nevertheless, they were thrilled about their victory.
Dakota: Hey wait a second! We got here first! (points at the Maggots) They got here last! We should be the ones who win and they should be the ones who lost!
Chris: True, but since you no longer have a cabin, technically it's like you've never arrived here in the first place
Dakota: (crosses her arms) This is so not fair!
Chris: Maybe, but I'm still the host of this show! Rats lose, Maggots win! Deal with it!
The Rats groan at their loss.
Lightning: (walks up to Chris) So where am I going to sleep?
Chris: No worries! We got a backup cabin for you. It's every bit as nice as the one you lost!
The sound of whirling helicopter blades can be heard from above. The contestants look up to see a helicopter with a cabin dangling beneath it flying above the spot where the luxury cabin used to stand. The helicopter then carefully drops the cabin onto the rubble. The cabin was just as cruddy looking as the Maggots' cabin if not the same. The Rats groan at the sight of their cabin
Lightning: Crap!
Chris: Rats, I'll see you at the campfire for our first elimination ceremony of the season... So in the meantime, everyone should start unpacking! Though the Rats might want to hold off on unpacking for a while since I'll be seeing them tonight at the elimination ceremony! (Chuckles and gives Chef a high five).
Mutant Maggots Boys' Cabin
Mike, Cameron, Nate, Knuckles and Brick enters the cabin carrying their luggage.
Knuckles: It could be worst?
Cameron: Are you kidding?
Knuckles: (shakes his head) Nah, I'm serious, man. This is not that different from where I hang out with my boys, only that there is no vending machine!
Brick: I shall take the top bunk on the right if that is acceptable.
Mike: Go nuts Brick, I'll take the bottom bunk.
As Brick and Mike set their stuff on their bunks, Cameron and Nate looked at each other
Nate: Guess you and I are bunking together, string bean. You going to go top or bottom?
Cameron: (walks over to the left bunk) I'll take the bottom bunk (places stuff on the lower bunk bed) You can have the top if you want.
Nate: (shrugs and climbs onto the top bunk) Whatever pipsqueak, like I said, I don't really care
Knuckles: (look at the last bunk bed) I guess I have this all for myself.
Brick: (pulls out an alarm clock with trumpets attached on top parallel to each other) Hey, you guys won't mind if I set an alarm, would you?
The other three boys nodded their heads in agreement.
Nate: Knock yourself out, army dude! I live next to a police station so I have to sleep through police sirens, I can sleep through an alarm clock.
Cameron: (cringing) Wow, that's sounds annoying!
Nate: (scoffs) Little man, you have no idea! But It's not like a have a choice since I have been take in by that police station after my parents died!
Brick: (shocked) Your parents died?!
Nate: (frown sadly) Yep a decade ago, changing subject, are you a military cadet by choice or are your parents trying to punish you?
Brick: That is a negative! Military school was my decision! I am currently in training to one day serve in the military as a fully fledged military soldier! Just like every member on my dad's side of the family did before him!
Mike: I wonder how girls are getting along...
Mutant Maggots Girls' Cabin
Jo, Zoey, Anne Maria, Fabia enter their cabin, carrying their luggage. Jo speeds right past them and throws her things onto the top bunk on the left side of the cabin.
Jo: Top bunk! Called it!
Anne Maria: (angrily) Hey blondie! I wanted the top bunk!
Fabia: (walks past Anne Maria, rolling her eyes) There's two more bunks, Anne Maria. Take your pick!
Anne Maria growls, and takes the second top bunk on the right side of the cabin. Zoey walks towards Jo's bunk, and places her stuff on the lower bunk
Zoey: I think I'll bunk here, I mean...if that's okay with you?
Jo: (shrugs) Whatever...
Fabia walk over to the second bunk.
Anne Maria: We're not going to have to fight each other for the top bunk, are we?
Fabia: (shakes her head) Don't worry, I would actually much rather prefer it if you took the top bunk and I take the bottom bunk. That way I can place my hearing aid on this stool and also have it close to me.
Anne Maria: (cheering) Aight! I gots top bunk! Suckers!
Jo: (scoffs) Unless Chris decides to add change you to the other team just for the heck of it. So deaf girl, I got a question for you.
Fabia: (looks up at Jo) Um...My name is Fabia, and I'm all ears
Jo: (smirks) Not from what I've heard. Speaking of which, can you really hear us with that hearing aid?
Fabia: (nods) Yes I can. I'm also able to adjust the volume on my hearing aid so I can either hear sounds more clearly or less clearly. However, I'm not completely dependent on my hearing aid! I can read lips and I know sign language. As long as I pay attention to the people around me, I can understand what their saying despite not being able to hear them
Zoey: That's actually pretty cool!
Fabia: Thanks! I'm really hoping I win the million dollars so that I can donate it to my sister's rehabilitation center
Zoey: Aw! That's such a nice plan!
Jo: Too bad it won't be happening, because I'm going to be the one who wins the million!
Anne Maria: As if! I'm the one who's going to win this show!
Fabia: Obviously, we all have the same goal here. I say we put that sort of fiery ambition towards our team!
Zoey: Fabia is right! If we keep winning challenges like we did today, maybe everyone from our team will make it to the merge!
Anne Maria: In case you've forgotten already, Red, we only won on a technicality!
Jo: But we did still win!
Zoey: Exactly! All of us just need to put in a little more effort and together we'll never lose!
Toxic Rats Girls' Cabin
Dawn, Dakota, and Jenna enter the girls cabin with their luggage.
Dakota: Three bunks, huh? I guess each of us gets two beds to themselves.
Jenna: What about Staci?
Dakota: (walks over to the first bunk on the right side of the cabin) She'll just have to bunk with one of you two, but we get first choice on the bunks! Besides, there's a chance she might not even be here after tonight.
Dawn and Jenna looked a bit uneasy.
Jenna: Yeah...(looks down awkwardly) that reminds me, we all have to decide who we're going to vote off
Dakota: (scoffs) Pfft...I already know who I'm voting for! It's bad enough I have to spend this season in a suck-tacular cabin! I'm not sharing a cabin with that chatterbox Staci for a single night!
Jenna: (walks over to the second bunk on the right side of the cabin and places her stuff on the lower bunk) I'm not sure who to vote for...
Dakota: You could join me in voting off Staci! All of us can vote together as a group, too! It'll be like an all girls alliance, temporarily of course! (Turns to Dawn) How about you, Dawn? Are you in?
Dawn looks down and twiddles her fingers, unsure of what to say
Dawn: (nervously) Well...I haven't...um...exactly made my decision yet...
Dakota: Oh C'mon! Staci's gotta go! Even you are just about as annoyed with her as the rest of us!
Jenna: Actually...I don't really know her that well...soooo...
Dakota: Then let me fill you in! She's a chatty Kathy who talks about made up relatives nonstop and never shuts up for too long. You wanna deal with that all season?!
Jenna: True, but she just looked so upset when Issac finally told her how everybody felt about her nonstop ramblings. It just wouldn't feel right to vote her off after what she just went through. I think we should give her a chance.
Dawn: Though I have yet to make my final decision, I also agree with Jenna that we must not be rash with the decision to eliminate Staci. I'm willing to give her a chance, but whether or not she receives that chance is up to the rest of our team
Dakota: (rolls her eyes and sits on her lower bunk) Both of you are crazy...
Jenna: (scowls) Says the spoiled rich girl who won't go anywhere without her paparazzi entourage following her around all day! (takes a glance at Dakota, who just ignores Jenna and starts texting on her cellphone) And...she's not even listening to me
Toxic Rats Boys' Cabin
Lightning, Scott, Sam, B, and Ace enter the boys' cabin, carrying their luggage. They all looked around to get a thorough view on the crappy cabin they were going to be living in for the rest of the season.
Ace: Could be worse, I mean I'm surprised Chris isn't making us sleep in a cave or having us build our own treehouse shelter.
Scott: (walks over to the first bunk on the right side of the cabin) It's a lot nicer and cleaner than my bedroom back home.
Lightning: This sha-sucks! Lightning should not have to live like this! Lightning should be chillin in that sweet eight person hot tub instead of being stuck in this dump!
Sam: (walks over to the first bunk on the right side of the cabin and sits on the lower bunk) Yeah, this totally sucks man. (Pulls out his handheld game console and starts playing it)
Lightning: (walks over to the first bunk on the left side of the cabin) That said, Lightning's scoring the top bunk. (Backflips onto the top bunk) SHA-BOOM!
Ace: I'll admit that this isn't as nice as that luxurious cabin we could've won if the Maggots didn't blow it up, but like I said before, we could've had it much worse.
Sam: (still playing his game) Totally. At least this cabin has outlets that I can use to charge my games.
Lightning: (crosses arms) Guess you got a point, dude. But Lightning's still SHA-PEEVED that we lost!
Sam: (still playing his game) Hey, at least we only lost on a technicality. Honestly, we did pretty good out there. SWEET! Just scored another power up!
Ace: Sam's right guys! This challenge was just a warm up! Next time we'll show those Maggots what the Toxic Rats can really do! Those Maggots may have scored a goal, but the Toxic Rats will bring the final touchdown!
Lightning: (springs up from his bed) Ah Yeah! Lightning's digging yo fire! SHA-BAM!
Sam: (cheers) Awesome! I just unlocked a new weapon!
Ace: But before we can all level up, we have to decide who's getting the boot tonight. Thoughts?
Everyone else except B: Staci!
B nods his head in agreement with the rest of them.
Ace: (nods) My thoughts exactly! (Looks around the cabin) Hey, aren't we missing someone?
Sam: (not taking his eyes off his game) I'm pretty sure we're all here.
Scott: (looks around) Nah, now that you mention it Ace, we are missing someone. Where's Issac?
Everyone shrugged their shoulders.
The sun was setting as Staci was sitting alone underneath the dock of shame, trying to pull herself together after being yelled at by Issac. However, her efforts were futile as she could not stop thinking about everything that Issac had said to her. The truth was more painful than she could imagine. Tears continued to stream down from her eyes until she suddenly hears footsteps from the dock. Seconds later, a head suddenly pops out from the end of the dock, looking at the teary eyed girl. The head that was staring at her upside down from the dock was Jordan's head
Staci: (watery eyed) *sniffle* I-Issac...?
Issac: (climbs down from the dock and starts moving closer to Staci) There you are! You would not believe how many places I had to go to while trying to find you. I tried the beach, the confessional, the communal bathrooms, and ran around and through the forest several times before trying my luck here.
Staci: Y-you were looking for me? But I thought you didn't like me. After everything you said about me annoying you, I thought you hated me...*sniffle*
Issac: But Staci, I don't hate you! Okay, I'll admit that yes I found your nonstop tall tales were annoying, but I wouldn't hate you for being annoying! I've got some friends back home who can be pretty annoying and yet I still hang out with them all the time. Heck, I have younger cousins that are really annoying but I still love them anyway! And about the things that I said to you, I didn't mean to say those things to you like that. What I did to you was completely harsh and so out of line. And...I'm so sorry for hurting you! I never wanted to do that to you and I don't know what came over me when I snapped at you like that. But what's done is done and I can't change the past, but I hope it's not too late to make things right with you now. I want us to be friends, though I probably don't deserve it after what I did...
Staci: (wipes away her tears) Thanks Issac! I forgive you but all those things you said about me made me realize how true they were...(Looks down sadly) and the truth really hurts, but I suppose it must be said...
Issac: If you don't mind me asking, what's up with those nonstop tall tales that you keep telling everyone? Obviously everyone knows they aren't true. I know for a fact that your great great uncle Jason didn't invent the letter E. Why do you keep telling lies and false stories to everyone?
Staci: (sighs and looks down at the water) Honestly, lying constantly about myself, my life, and my relatives all started as a way to make myself more appealing towards others, but now it's become a habit that I can't control. Probably because telling the truth about myself will make others uninterested in me, or at least that's what I've been thinking ever since I started middle school. When I was in elementary school, I wasn't worried about what others thought about me, and neither did everyone else. In elementary school, it's all about fun and games with friends without judgement about who's the most athletic, or the smartest, or the prettiest, in our class. But when middle school starts, everyone is beginning to establish their identity as they grow older and starts separating themselves off into cliques as practice for when they finally enter high school, where their status quo has already been established from their time in middle school. Back when I first entered middle school, I didn't really have much of an identity for myself. I wasn't the most athletic like the aspiring jocks, or the smartest like the aspiring nerds, or the prettiest like the aspiring popular girls, I was just a plain girl who was kinda boring. I suppose I thought that if I just made up stuff about myself, my life, and my relatives, people would find me interesting and be impressed by me. But I guess the lying went too far and eventually became a second nature to me. I'm not even sure if everyone I told my tall tales to even believed me or not. After what you told me though, I'm starting to think that nobody ever believed me and was just didn't call me out on my lies because they were trying to spare my feelings, just like everyone on this island did
Issac: (places a hand on Staci's shoulder) Staci, I understand why you felt the need to lie all the time, but what you need to understand is that you shouldn't have to lie about yourself so that people will like you. From what you told me, you wanted to fit in by telling others "interesting facts" about yourself so that you could be seen as just as interesting as everyone else around you. But even if people do believe you, they are not seeing you as interesting, rather they are seeing your lies and stories as interesting. If you want people to think that you are interesting, you have to be true to yourself instead of lying to others about who you are! Honestly, I'm not even sure who the real you is, but I would like to get to know her and become friends with her.
Staci: (smiles) You really mean that?
Issac: (nods) Definitely! If you want people to like you, than you have got to be you! You don't have to worry about whether or not people will like the real you. Those who like you for you are the people who truly care about you. (Looks up at the orange sky) We still have some time left before the elimination ceremony. Until then, I just want to get to know my new friend Staci, the REAL Staci. Tell me all about yourself, I'm all ears!
Staci smiles and hugs Issac, who returns the hug
Confessional
Staci: (smiles big) I can't get over how nice and sweet Issac has been to me! Well, except for when he snapped at me, but I forgave him for that. Besides, if I had never heard the truth from him, I probably would've never had made such a great real friend like Jordan. We talked underneath those docks for what felt like forever until Chris called our team down to the elimination ceremony. It felt good to finally show someone who I really am instead of having to make up stories all the time! Well, I did slip up a few times but Jordan told me to just take breaking my compulsive lying habit one step at a time. Turns out we have a lot in common! Y'know, if Jordan was single and a little more of my type, we might make a good couple. Yeah, but I just like Jordan as a friend. He's my type as a friend, but not really my type as a boyfriend. I really hope the Total Drama blog writers don't start shipping us as a couple, that would just be really awkward...
Issac: I'm so glad I was able to patch things up with Staci and become friends with her. She said that she thought people wouldn't find her interesting, but she's actually pretty cool when she's not telling lies.
End of Confessional
Nighttime fell as the camera pans down to the Toxic Rats, sitting on ten individual stumps by the blazing campfire. Their faces are lit by the campfire, which revealed their solemn expressions. Chris stands at a podium on the other side of the flames, while holding a tray of marshmallows.
Chris: The votes are cast. Those who receive a regular marshmallow can stay. But this season, one player will receive a very special marshmallow. A marshmallow you do NOT want to eat.
Chef walks in, wearing a yellow hazmat suit and carrying a small chest with a biohazard symbol on the front. He flips the lid open, showing a radioactive marshmallow glowing an ominous green.
Jenna: (raises a hand) Uh, you're not gonna make us eat it though, right?
Chris: Unfortunately. (Jenna sighs with relief) Whoever receives the marshmallow of toxic loserdom is out of the contest. Which means, you can't come back. EVUR! The following players are safe:
Scott!
Chris throws the marshmallow at Scott, who catches it with one hand
B!
B catches the marshmallow with both hands
Lightning!
Chris tosses the marshmallow to Lightning, who also catches it with one hand
Dawn!
Dawn catches the marshmallow with both hands
Ace!
Ace: Awesome! (Ace pumps his fist in the air before he catches the marshmallow with his other hand)
Jenna!
Jenna sighs with relief as she catches the marshmallow with both hands
And Sam!
Chris tosses the marshmallow at Sam, which bounces off his head and onto the handheld game he was playing
Staci and Issac both looked nervous as they noticed the last two marshmallows on the tray. Dakota however, was not even paying attention and was texting on her phone without a care.
Chris: Issac, Staci, Dakota, all three of you are on the chopping block! Staci, you pretty much annoyed everyone on your team with your tall tales. (Staci rubs her arm nervously, with an embarrassed expression on her face). Dakota, you were more concerned with having your picture taken by your annoying little entourage than with helping your teammates with the challenge. (Dakota completely ignored Chris as she continued typing on her phone). And Issac, quite the performance you put on when you finally told Staci to clam it.
Issac looks down, still feeling a little guilty about what he said to Staci. He was pretty sure everyone was staring at him, even if he couldn't see their faces
Staci: We're cool now! He apologized to me! And I don't blame him for what he said! He helped me realize that if I want people to like me, I have to be me instead of what I tell other people through my lies!
Issac smiles at Staci for sticking up for him, who returned the smile back.
Chris: Well that's all sweet and touching, but this is a half hour show, so I'm gonna have to cut this touchy feely moment short. Also, I really don't care if you guys are on good terms or not. Any who, the next player safe from elimination tonight is:
Issac and Staci held their breath as they waited for what seemed like forever for Chris to give one of them the next marshmallow. Meanwhile, Dakota was still texting on her phone, not taking any notice to the suspension
...
...
...
...
...
Chris: (tosses marshmallow) Surprisingly Issac!
Issac breaths out as he catches the marshmallow with both hands. He then fist pumps in triumph before he looks over at Staci and becomes nervous again.
Chris: And the marshmallow of toxic loserdom goes to...
Staci clasps her hands together and lifts them up, pleading, while Dakota continues to ignore everything that is going on around her by texting on her phone.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
Staci!
Staci: (sighs with disappointment) Aww, but I was doing so good...
Chef tosses the toxic marshmallow to Staci, who catches the marshmallow with both hands. Unfortunately, the radiation from the marshmallow caused all of Staci's hair to fall out. The other contestants gasped at this and backed far away from Staci, trying to keep the radioactive marshmallow from affecting them.
Staci: (stands up and sighs) I guess it's the Dock of Shame for me then.
Chris: Actually, we came up with something new this season! You'll looove it!
Confessional
Ace: Those are never good words to hear, at least when they come from Chris!
End of Confessional
The camera pans to the docks, where Staci is now sitting in a towering catapult that sits at the end of the dock.
Chris: Say hello to the Hurl of Shame! Patent-pending.
Staci: (looks at her teammates) Goodbye everyone! I'm really sorry I couldn't be more helpful and for annoying you guys so much. And Issac, thank you for being my fri-EEENNNNDDDDD!
Chris launches the catapult mid-sentence, Staci screams as she is launched to who knows where.
Chris: (turns towards the camera) One down, eighteen to go! Who's next in line? Find out next time, right here on Total! Drama! Revenge of the Island!
-VOTES-
Dakota: Staci
Ace: Staci
Issac: Dakota
Scott: Staci
Jenna: Staci
Dawn: Staci
Sam: Issac
Staci: Dakota
B: Staci
Lighting: Staci
-RESULTS-
Staci: 8 votes
Dakota: 2 votes
Issac: 1 vote
-ELIMINATION TABLE-
19. Staci, The Compulsive Liar (Toxic Rats)