Chapter 15: Eat, Puke, and Be Wary
Chris: (Recapping the last episode): Last time in Total Drama Revenge Of The Island, an epic air battle turned into an epic fail, when Cameron crashed Jo's ride, and her chances of winning, Zoey got shafted by Scott, Scott got scared by shark, and in the end, Jo got chucked by catapult after losing her bet with Knuckles and showcasing her new dress, courtesy of Nate
Cut to Chef and Chris with their kites on the dock
Chris: We are down to the final 5, who's going to the finals? And who's gonna be cut loose? (cuts off Chef's kite, as it goes into the ocean, Chris laughs as Chef glares at him) Yeah, like that! Find out right now! Total! Drama! Revenge Of The Island!
(Theme Song plays)
First two spotlights appears the first light appears to be bent in many places, while the second light has cobwebs around it then two cameras pops out of a toxic waste bin, and out of a hole in a tree with a tentacle around it, respectively
Dear Mom and Dad I'm doing fine,
You guys are on my mind.
The camera moved throughout the camp, passing the interns carrying a totem while being whipped by Chris. The camera climbed to the top of the cliff and humped down into the water where Cameron was seen drowning, the camera soon show that he is rescued by B, who was in a canoe with a mechanical fishing pole, with Nate and Jenna floating behind him on a surfboard, suddenly Cameron is flung into the woods with so much force that his underwear falls on B's head, making Nate worry for him, while Jenna can help but laugh at B
You asked me what I wanted to be
and now I think the answer is plain to see,
I wanna be famous.
The camera shows Jo hitting a punching bag, only to stop when Cameron falls on her arms, but she drop him as she saw Brick jogging past her, Fabia is drawing Dawn meditating with the animals until a mutant gopher rise under Fabia making both girls run screaming
I wanna live close to the sun,
Go pack your bags, 'cause I've already won,
The camera goes over to the waterfall where Zoey and Mike are in a raft; the former noticeably mad while the latter is acting like his alternate personality, Svetlana. Then their raft goes over the edge of the waterfall, and they fall out. Lightning is repeatedly lifting a massive log like a weight while he stands on a larger log that is spread out over a gorge. The raft falls past behind him while Zoey and Mike land on the log that he is lifting. The weight of all three of them causes the log underneath Lightning to break, and they all fall off-screen
Everything to prove, nothing in my way
I'll get there one day.
Scott, leaning against the confessional, laughs at their misfortune until Fang comes out and scares him off, the camera then moves over to Chef's kitchen where he pulls a pair of earmuffs out of a pot of soup, quickly putting them on before looking behind him with an annoyed expression. The camera pans over to Staci at the counter, babbling away until Chef shoves a spoon of food into her mouth to shut her up making, Ace and Isaac sigh relieved, but then Ace turns irritated and saw Anne María spraying herself, he tries to stop her, but she spray him covering the camera
Cause, I wanna be famous!
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na!
The camera pans outside where Jo beat Brick in their race while on the Dock of Shame, Sam is playing on his Gameguy with Knuckles watching until it's snatched away by a sasquatch. Sam and Knuckles tries to take it back but to no avail
I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na!
Dakota then grabs the camera and moves it over to her, where she kisses the lens, leaving a pink lipstick stain, an intern briefly appears to wipe it off, Dakota begins posing and blowing kisses, then a bucket of water is dumped on her from above, and when she looks up angrily, it is revealed to be Chris on a jet pack, the burst of fire from his jetpack transitions the scene from day to night, where Mike and Zoey are holding hands until Chef comes over in a HazMat suit, holding a pair of tongs that holds the Marshmallow of Toxic Loserdom, Mike and Zoey quickly retract from the dangerous marshmallow
I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous
Whistling theme
The camera zooms out to show the entire cast around the campfire
(Theme songs end)
The episode begins on a tree branch with three pink birds talking to each other, until a laser squirrel passed by and shot the birds causing them to explode, the squirrel laughed and the camera pans down to show Zoey climbing onto another branch, where Cameron was
Zoey: Cameron, do we have to meet all the way up here?
Cameron: I'm sorry Zoey it's the only place that's private (points to several cameras in front of them) aside from the innumerable cameras, first order of business, 'Get Rid of Scott'
Zoey: (upset) that jerk has kicked off so many people, now it's his turn to feel the pain
The camera lowers to a bush, where Scott was watching them holding a rope
Scott: (muttering) or is it?
Confessional
Scott: (holding his rope) I was setting snares to catch that annoying shark, but I caught something better (Smiles) two losers (Accidentally the rope pulls on his fingers and he screams in pain)
End of Confessional
Scott threw the rope and tied part of the branch they were sitting on
Cameron: maybe I can have Knuckles to convince Lightning to join us and vote off Scott
Zoey: awesome, then it'll be four against one no chance of- (Suddenly the branch falls and grabs the broken part, but Cameron falls next to Scott , who pushes him as he gets up and a trap falls that sends him flying)
Scott: 'Today's forecast, geeky showers with a chance of nerd' (then Zoey falls to the ground) 'and girl'
Zoey: (getting up) Scott?
Scott: Zoey, nice of you to drop in, I just had a killer idea totally up your alley, here it goes, you and me team up and vote off Knuckles
Zoey then laughs out loud, but after a moment he looks at her strangely
Zoey: Oh, you're serious?
Scott: I know we ain't best buds, but you're not exactly a powerhouse like Knuckles or Lightning, do you really want to go head-to-head with Mr Mega-Jock or Knucklehead?
Zoey: better them than a Mega-Jerk!
Scott: Oh really?-
Lightning: (Swinging on a vine) SHA-BAM! (Does a somersault in the air past a flock of seagulls flying by and high-fives one of them before diving into the water while Knuckles was nearby with his braces punching some rocks)
Knuckles: HOO-HAH! (punch the rock and break it in half)
Scott and Zoey look at this in surprise
Scott: wow, that sure helped make my point (to Zoey) well your call
Confessional
Zoey: (angry) Ugh, I hate it when Scott makes a point
Scott: That went well, but when someone hates your guts the way Zoey hates mine, it's always good to have a plan B
End of Confessional
Then we cut outside, just behind the still standing cabin, where Lightning and Knuckles were playing basketball
Lightning: I gotta say that was one heck of a bet
Knuckles: I know, good thing that I won it too, anyway now that Jo is gone you still want to be on an alliance
Lightning: you bet, the two of us are unstoppable, so who's next
Knuckles: I was thinking either Cameron or Scott, they are the biggest threat
Lightning: (shocked) what?! I can believe Scott, but Cameron that guy can barely lift a weight, how can he be a threat?
Knuckles: in case you forgot, he's 16 and he made a FREAKING ROCKET, no one of can match that, besides my bud Mighty always said 'it's better to face what you know not what you don't know' basically voting off Cameron is a way to get rid of something that neither of us had, brains
Lightning: but Total Drama finales are always physical that brainiac has no chance, we should vote Scott or Zoey
Knuckles: (sigh) fine, but if Cameron beat us don't said I didn't warn you (shoot a hoop and leaves)
Confessional
Knuckles: maybe I should reconsider my alliance with Lightning but right now I don't really have a choice if I want to win
End of Confessional
Lightning shrug and continues shooting hoops
Lightning: two points oh yeah (he then stop as he hear someone screaming he look behind him to see Cameron lands painfully)
Cameron: um... Lightning I have almost advanpages offered to extend, join forces with Zoey and I together we'll vote out the dreaded Scott
Lightning: (shooting a hoop and ignoring him) OH YEAH!
Cameron: what really? Okay great we'll see you in the challenge (starts to walk away) That was surprisingly painless (climbs another trap that sends him flying again)
Scott comes out of a bush and approaches Lightning
Scott: Hey got a proposal for ya, a sweet alliance with baron von Scottmeister
Lighting: (still ignoring) yeah
Scott: I always knew you were my kind of guy (walks away) so long Zoey
Confessional
Lightning: The guys kept yapping in my hear, but I shut him out 'cause I was in the zone! Hm, wonder what they said? Don't matter. Lightning's going long, all the way to the finals! Sha-bam!
End of Confessional
We now cut to the assembled competitors alongside Chris and Chef
Chris: Challenge time, and since you've been abused so flagrantly, and also cause Jo and Knuckles' bet end up with hilarious result, today's challenge is a super safe fun challenge! (campers cheer and Chris starts walking) get ready for bubbles, flowers and cotton-(He accidentally steps on a trap and sends him up and ends up falling through the bathroom ceiling and crashing into the outhouse!)
The campers groaned in disgust
Scott: My snare... (Grinds) I mean... (Points to Cameron) Cameron's snare threw Chris into the outhouse!
Chef opened the door and was disgusted with what he saw
Chef: Ugh! I need five interns and a fire hose ASAP, we'll get you out of there soon
Chris: (walking into the bathroom and groaning) those ungrateful puppets just crossed the line! Remember your nasty challenges Chef the ones that got red-lit? (campers look scared) yeah the light just turned green
Chef: (closes the door and looks at the campers smirking) I'll bring the pain!"m (evil laughs and lightning bolts came out of nowhere, the campers were scared but then they saw three interns do the special effects, Chef started looking at them) okay, cool it
Then we cut to the five competitors near a mobile kitchen, each Chef walking towards them
Chef: Listen up dirtbags, I'm going to push you till you break, then I'll take the filthy little broken bits and give them another good break in, no wimps are gonna make it to my finale, do you understand?! first challenge, a cook-off!
Scott: (scoffing) a cook-off? What's next? Lawn bowl?- (Chef throws a pan at him and hits him)
Chef: SHUT IT OR I'LL SHUT IT! (brings his skillet) bring in the TD classic competitor
An intern leads a blindfolded DJ
Cameron: Hey, it's DJ
Chef removes DJ's bandage
DJ: (whimpering) no, not here I vowed never to be back as long as there breath in my lungs
Chef: (shows him some papers) Your contract disagrees though boy (to campers) you slime bucket are gonna cook something tasty and this bag of mush will be the judge you have 20 minutes to make a tasty lunch with whatever you find on the island I believe in eating locally, ready?
Cameron: (raising her hand) Um, question, what are our options in the way of seasoning?-
Chef: GET COOKING (He bangs both pans together and the campers start running into the woods)
We cut to the woods, where a three-eyed moose sees Lightning approaching and flies away on its bat horns
Lightning: Chef doesn't know what he's talking about, there's no food in this forest (starts to think) Hmm, think Lightning think, what makes streak (realizes) trees, come on, tree, give some streak! (Starts to kick the tree but inadvertently drops a beehive on his head and screams in pain as they start to bite him)
Then we cut to Cameron, trying to grab some glowing green mushrooms on a tree about to be cut down, then Scott walks up to him
Scott: A little short on supplies are we?
Cameron: very funny Scott I don't need your help
Scott: Oh, I think you do (pushes Cameron aside and starts picking up the mushrooms) see I was talking to Zoey earlier and she seemed a bit worried about Knuckles
Cameron: really?
Scott: yeah, you se how you see how good he is at this game
Cameron: he's physically gifted and has great survival skills, Zoey has a good point
Scott: (handing him a handful of mushrooms) here you go
Cameron: (taking the mushrooms) thanks Scott (walks away)
Scott: (smiling) No, thanks you
Suddenly, the tree collapses and falls on a mutant beaver holding a log, the beaver sticks its head out and angrily growls at Scott, who screams and runs off
Then we pans to Knuckles looking for some ingredients
Knuckles: this might be a good spot to find some ingredients, that what would I if I wasn't walking on a mutant forest, (lift a big log) I hope to find something edible and that don't kill me (throw log behind him) well at least things can be more difficult (he felt someone tapping his shoulder he looked behind to see the Sillydillo with an angry look and with a bump on his head due to the log that Knuckles throw earlier) hey... Sillydillo (gulp) you are not mad are you? (Sillydillo answer by crushing Knuckles with the log) I thought so
Then we see the female intern near the restrooms with a glass of coffee
Chris: (from inside) Hello? Someone give me a hand! I'm almost free uh oh, oh no! (Then slips and makes a splash while groaning) Why?! (the intern smiles as she drinks her coffee)
Then back in the forest, Cameron is shown running with a laser squirrel on his head while Scott is shown being chased by the mutant beaver, Knuckles being chased by a rolled up Sillydillo and then Lightning being chased by bees with the honeycomb on his head, Zoey watches all this chaos
Zoey: maybe I make something safe (starts to pull leaves from a vine) like salad
We then see Zoey in her kitchen, where she was stirring the leaves in a bowl, until one of the vegetables comes to life and starts hitting it with the spoon
Meanwhile with Lightning, he looks at a bottle of oil before pouring it into the pan which starts to catch on fire, he screams and grabs the pan and tries to put out the fire with the tap water, but the fire gets bigger and Lightning knocks it over, and one of the interns was seen running in flames
At the same time Knuckles was breaking some eggs on a fry pan
Knuckles: I hope those are edible enough
Confessional
Knuckles: an it's not exactly the most gourmet option but it's the best I can do
End of Confessional
Meanwhile with Cameron
Cameron: (holding up several mushrooms) These toxic mushrooms will make a delectable quishe (puts the mushrooms in the pan and begins to stir them, as Scott watches)
Confessional
Scott: Quishe, huh? two can play that game, after all it's like my my Pappy always says 'Fancy food is for fancy jerks'
End of Confessional
Scott takes a spoonful of his quishe and then grabs a mutant three-eyed frog and squeezes its slime into the pan
Zoey kept getting attacked by the banana until she took a hammer and hit the vegetable, causing it to weaken
While in Lightning's frying pan, a large mutated maggot was asleep
Lightning: protein! (pours sauce on the maggot) Sha-leius! (The maggot spits slime in his face and starts laughing)
Scott: (walking up to Zoey) so, how are things coming along here?
Zoey: go away Scott
Scott: what I didn't-(points behind her) Look, a bunch of abandoned puppies
Zoey: (turning around) huh, where?!
While she wasn't looking, Scott tossed some spiky leaves into her salad in a plastic bag, then Zoey scowled at Scott
Scott: my mistake, it was just a bunch of rocks...
Confessional
Scott: (holding the bag of leaves) Poison ivy—really adds that extra tangy zip! (laughs)
End of Confessional
Then Cameron takes his quiche out of the oven with gloves, which looked really nice, then Scott, just like Cameron, takes out his quiche, but it was green and puffy several times to his concern
Meanwhile, Lightning was pouring salt into the pan and noticed the maggot on top of his head, and he calmly picked up the pan and tried to hit it with the pan, but the maggot jumped out and ended up hitting its own head and falling to the ground
Then we cut to Chef with DJ
Chef: 3...2...1, well, spatulas down! Well dish it up cupcakes (All five campers came over with their plates) Move! Move! Move!
Cameron walks over to DJ holding hus quiche
Cameron: today I've made a delicious quiche (DJ gets excited) with toxic mushrooms
DJ whimpers
Chef: Next!
Zoey soon walks over with a bowl of leaves
Zoey: I present 'The Living Salad.' (The salad spiders land on DJ and he groans in fear and tries to brush them off, soon Lightning pushes Zoey away) Hey!
Lightning had a plate with the maggot filled with pink cream and was holding a pepper marker
Lightning: I went for an Italian thing, ginormous maggot cannelloni in a cream sauce (the maggot stood up and growled, startling DJ, but Lightning hit it with the marker) What did I tell you?! Stay down! (The maggot went back to bed) Umm, fresh pepper?
Chef: Next!
Knuckles is next whish an omelet
Knuckles: I decided go with something simple like an omelet, made of mutant eggs
DJ: (nervous) they are not bag eggs right?
Knuckles: they are edible enough... I think (DJ whimpers)
Chef: Next!
Scott walks over with his green quiche
Scott: I've made southern quiche surprise, if you manage to keep it down... surprise!
Suddenly a frog eye came out of the quiche, DJ screamed when he saw this and untied himself from his bonds and ran away
Chef: Well, it looks like we lost our taster... (To campers) Rule change, you have to eat all of your own weird grub! (Everyone but Cameron groaned in disgust) you hurl, you lose (looks at camera) Who's got guts of steel and who's going to blast a barf bomb? It's a throw up throw down when we come back on Total! Drama! Revenge Of The Island!
(Commercial break)
Now we cut to Chef and the last 5, with their food on a wooden table
Chef: Okay, com-PESTents, time to eat the disgusting crud you cooked up before the break, whoever finishes their meal first, without spewing, wins the challenge (laughs) Man, this is gonna to be nasty
Lightning tries to take a bite out of his maggot, but it roars at him, Scott then looks at his quiche and groans in disgust, just as Cameron is about to eat his quiche, Scott smirks
Scott: Nice quiche! Great minds think alike, huh? (Points) Hey, look! It's a blogger from bubbleboyonline.blog
Cameron: (Looks away, as Scott exchanges quiches) Really?! Where?!
Scott: Nuh... It was just a tree stump
Chef: 3, 2, 1! (Sounds air horn) EAT IT!
Lightning takes a bite out of the maggot, looks on in shock then collapses to the ground, Knuckles took a bite of his omelet and chokes in disgust before barely swallow it Zoey takes a bite out of his leaves but clutches her throat in pain
Zoey: throat, so itchy! (her tongue starts to itch)
Cameron takes a bite of Scott's quiche and then chokes
Confessional
Cameron: (Thinks) It had a sharp froggy note... but how?
End of Confessional
Cameron throws up, Zoey then throws up, followed up by Knuckles and finally Lightning chokes and throws up
Scott: (finishing Cameron's quiche) "Mmmm... I loves me some good old-fashioned mutant frog quiche! (wipes his mouth with a napkin)
Chef: challenge is over! (Raises Scott's hand) Scott wins!
The rest groan in disappointment
Chef: That's why HE doesn't have to wear one of these tracking collars (Throws the collars at the four contestants, which land on their necks) Challenge part 2! I give you Dork-Hunter! (Pulls out a remote control, containing the island map) The challenge is simple, you are the dorks, I'm the hunter, you run off into the woods, I hunt you down, first dork to the flagpole wins, pray you make it (pulls out a meatball gun) Before the Dork-Hunter blast you up into a whole new dimension of pain! (Pulls out a can, with fire, spaghetti, and the Chef's face) Rocket-propelled spaghetti cannon, featuring my own special recipe (Puts the can in the cannon.) shelf packets on your face, extra spicy spaghetti, dinner is served. In your face! (Fires the cannon, the contestants dodge it, and the meatloaf hits an intern who was mowing the lawn)
Intern: (groaning in pain) It burns!
Chef: (laughs) spicy! You have 20 minutes to run, hide, and say your prayers! Now MOVE OUT! (Fires the gun again, causing the final five to run away, as he laughs)
Then we cut to the three male interns behind the bathroom, with Chris still trapped there
Chris: (Inside the bathroom) What the hell is taking those interns so long?! There's no way they could forgot about me! I owned them
One of the interns trails off, as he pulls out a pipe, and the other pulls on the bathroom handle, as some water begins to leak
Chris: MORE SEWAGE?! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPP!
Then we cut to Cameron vomiting on some flowers
Cameron: (Coughs) Those mushrooms are not sitting well
Lightning then runs past and stops!
Lightning: Nobody's tracks Lightning! This collar is coming off! (Tries to touch his neck many times, but gets electrocuted) OW!
Cameron: Lightning, stop! The collar seems to have an anti-removal feature, which sends a strong electrical current to the central nervous system! (Lightning looks at him in confusion) If you take it off, it goes zip-zaps and gives you an owwie (Lightning continues to look at him) never mind... If only we could short out the circuit-
He was interrupted because Lightning touched his neck again, causing him to get electrocuted
Lightning: you get this thing off me! I'll get you to the finish
Cameron: (Shakes Lightning's hand) It's a deal! ...I know! I'll reconfigure my watch (pulls out his watch and a screwdriver, opens it and fixes it) to send out a little electromagnetic pulse, reroute the battery feed and... (presses a button and green ripples spread out, and their electric collars fall off their necks and break) Voila!
Lightning: nice! Let's toss these
Then they hear a creature growl, the camera pans to a mutant raccoon chewing on a tire, as Cameron thinks of something
Cameron: I have a better idea
Confessional
Zoey: Tracking collars? Seriously? Between this and Mike and Fabia being voted off, I've just about had it with this show (She gets electrocuted)
End of Confessional
Then we cut to Zoey running away from Chef who's laughing hysterically
Zoey: (scared) no Chef I'm fragile (Chef keeps laughing) I'm allergic to pain, I want to live (she stop as she reach a cliff)
Chef: hunt's over dork cat
Zoey: (begging) okay okay I give up you win
Chef: let's make it official (fire his bazooka)
The meatball hit her on the head and fall from the cliff
Chef: maybe I'll come back for her if I remember (laughs as he retreat)
Down the cliff Zoey is weeping until it notice Mike's necklace broke in half, finally having enough she she scream in rage, she rips off part of her shirt to make a bandanna, and puts on war paint that turns her into "Commando Zoey," setting all sorts of deadly traps across the woods, while fashioning a bow and arrow for herself
Zoey: it's payback time and I don't care if that's OK with everyone (laughs)
And just like that Zoey became "Commando Zoey"
Now we cut to Knuckles who is puking on a bush
Knuckles: (coughs) those eggs were a terrible idea, at least I couldn't get worse (and if like the universe hear him from the bush emerge Sillydillo whose face was covered in barf) really again (the Sillydillo screech as he rolled up and crushed Knuckles) that's gonna hurt in the morning (he then notice that his tracking collar came off) I guess those can't stand the strength of a mutant armadillo (he noticed that the Sillydillo is coming at him again) wait I'm sorry for covering you in barf and hitting you with a log (take the tracking collar) how about I gave this bracelet as an apology?
The Sillydillo took the collar and sniff it a little before putting it in his wrist and leaves
Knuckles: (sigh) phew... I hope that doesn't bite on the butt later
Then we cut to Scott, walking normally
Scott: No tracking collar, no Chef, no problem! I'm gonna strut all the way to the finish!
Then we see Fang hiding behind the bushes and growls at Scott
Now we see Chef walking though the forest when he something moving behind him
Chef: who's there (he looks around until some arrow land close to him) AH! AH! AAH! (he step back until he got snatched by a hidden net
Chef: (enraged) whoever did this is going to pay... soon as I get down (unknown to him a shadow laugh as it jump from tree to tree)
Now we find Chef going back to his jeep when his control map start beeping, Chef looks showing that Knuckles was nearby
Chef: well, well time to hunt the hunter (shoot a meatball to the bushes instead of Knuckles he's greeted by the Sillydillo who screech in rage at Chef, who screams in fear, and noticed tracking collars on Sillydillo wrist) tracking collar?! I've been duped! (the Sillydillo roll up and crushed Chef before tossing the tracking collar to his face)
Now we cut to Chef in his jeep, looking at the control map, which only contains Cameron and Lightning
Chef: (Laughs) This is too easy... (Looks at the bushes) You dorks are mine! (Shoots a meatball into the bushes, but it hits a mutant raccoon, who roars in anger. Chef screams in fear, but sees that he has tracking collars on the raccoon's tail) Tracking collars?! I've been duped! Again! (Then the raccoon looks at him, Chef laughs sheepishly and the raccoon puts the gun to Chef's head and shoots him, as Chef passes out on the floor)
Then we cut to Cameron and Lightning running together, with Cameron panting in exhaustion
Lightning: (to Cameron) come on man, put some stuff on it
Cameron: (gasping) so queasy... can't go on, Lightning you must take me to the finish, fulfill your promise
Lightning: nah, sorry smart guy Lightning's only in this for one person Lightning
Cameron then silently sneaks in and grabs Lightning on the back, unnoticed
We cut to Chef riding on his jeep until he see Zoey on his map
Chef: Zoey? I thought I left her back in the cliff (unknown to him he drove through a wire trap) that is a glutton for puni-AHHHHH! (he scream as a log crush his jeep and land painfully, he then look up to see Commando Zoey on a tree branch
Zoey: yeah, snack on that
Chef proceed to shoot some meatballs, but Zoey dodge them all laughing before acrobatically
Chef: I may have pushed her to far
Now we cut to Knuckles who is running
Knuckles: well so far so good Chef has come for me and neither the Sillydillo now I only have to- (he stop when he realized he step in a wire trap) this can be good (he look behind him to be greeted by a swinging log that launch him) WHY MEEEEEEEEE?!
Then we cut to Scott walking near the flag in the clearing
Scott: Ha, the finish, now all left to do is touch the flagpole and win this thing (He then sees Fang at the flagpole, as Scott looks on in shock and terror) NO! NOT YOU! NOT NOW! (Screams and runs off, as Fang chases after him, then Fang jumps over one of the rocks and lands on the ground in front of him, Scott then screams, tries to stop, but trips on a rock, knocking him off his feet, sends near the haystack, but his ankle is sprained) Ouch! My ankle! Leave me alone, you freak! Why are you keep chasing me anyway?! (Fang then opens his mouth, and Scott notices that he is missing a tooth) What?! For your tooth?! (pulls out a tooth) you mean that Issac was right?! You have hundreds! (Fang starts walking close to him) guess is goodbye, Scotty! (Fang steps on the haystack, which contains a trap, causing him to fall into it, and Scott notices) And hello, victory! YES! (Fang bites his mouth, but Scott avoids it) one of my traps finally worked wait... I didn't dig a pit trap (Then he hears some screaming as Knuckles land on him) Knuckles?!
Knuckles: (dazed) hey Scott how you doing? (then both of them hear some gunshot and Zoey running being chased by Chef)
Chef: GET BACK HERE, GIRL! (Keeps shooting, which hits Scott in the face)
Zoey then jumps on Scott, and shoot an arrow at Chef
Chef: missed
Zoey: Wrong!
Chef looks behind him to see the arrow triggering a trap sending a boulder that almost hit Knuckles but hits Scott, and Chef dodges it, the rock then comes out of the vine, which sends Scott rolling and screaming)
Knuckles: (sigh) finally a break (hear Chef's gun pointing at him) sweet mother of Indiana (and got shoot in the by Chef just as Lightning runs past, with Zoey right behind Lightning)
Lightning: man! I must be gaining muscle mass, this running is making me almost kind of windy (he jumps through the trap) Shabye-bye, suckers! (runs to the finish line and celebrates) yes! first to the finish! Aww yeah! Big winner! I beat Chef now, I'm the bomb y'all! (walks backwards, but Cameron hits the post)
Cameron: (rubbing his head) Ouch!
Lightning: huh?
Then the alarm sounds on the flag
Chef: Cameron wins immunity!
Lightning: (stares at Cameron, who smiles at him) What?! Then what do I win?
Chef: (Points his gun at Lightning) Dinner... (Laughs and shoots a meatball at Lightning)
Lightning: (Screams in pain) My head! My beautiful head!
Then we cut to the elimination ceremony, where the five campers were sitting by the campfire, Lightning had a bandage on his head, Knuckles have bandages on his arms and legs head and Scott also had a bandage on his head and also a full body cast, his arm was in a cast, and was in a wheelchair
Chef: (in his hazmat suit) Elimination time, dorks! One of you is going home tonight, except Cameron who has immunity
Lightning: (glaring at Cameron) that's supposed to be Lightning's immunity smart guy
Cameron: What did I do? I mean other than accidentally steal victory from you (Lightning growls angrily at him)
Chef: zip it, now to the votes! (Reads the votes) Let's see, got one vote for Scott, one for Zoey, one vote for Lightning, one fir Knuckles and the final vote goes to... (Knuckles, Zoey and Lightning fret as Scott smiles confidently) Scott!
Scott: (shocked and angry) WHAT?! You've got to be kidding me! (Chef throws the toxic marshmallow at his leg in a cast, which melts on his foot and he screams in pain)
Confessional
Scott: I can't believe it! Zoey totally duped me off! Guess I musta rubbed off on her (chuckles)
Zoey: Sorry, pal, better luck next life
Lightning: Cameron stole my immunity, and for that he's gonna pay. Watch your step, smart guy. Lightning's coming for you (Looks at the camera angrily)
Knuckles: with Lightning now drive to take revenge on Cameron, I can only say one thing... there goes my alliance
End of Confessional
Then we cut to Scott inside the Hurl of Shame
Chef: Ha, I've waiting to be hurl master of this game!
Chris: (Landing on the dock from his jet-pack) And you're gonna keep waiting
Zoey, Knuckles, Cameron and Lightning: Chris!
Chris: yep, I'm hurl master around here! (to Scott) You see, Scott, the Hurl of Shame is both shameful and painful, so I arranged for a friend to share your journey
Suddenly, Fang jumps out of the water onto the dock, Scott screams in fear, Fang pulls his tooth out and puts it back in and smiles at him
Chris: It's my way of saying thanks... (Fang joins Scott in the Hurl of Shame) for flinging me into a pit of poop
Chris sends Scott and Fang flying into the air, as Scott screams
Chef: (approaching Chris with a piece of cake that glowed green) Chris, good to have you back man, I even saved you some quishe
Chris: Chef, you are the man! (he eats the quiche in one sitting and chews it, but after chewing it, he vomits it up)
Chef: (smiling) You are the hurl master
Chris: (dizzy) Who'll hurled next? How much are they gonna hurl before we hurl them? And when will I stop hurling (covers mouth and vomits again) Find out next time in Total! Drama! Revenge Of The Island! (vomits again)
(End Credits)
-REMAINING COMPETITORS-
Knuckles, Cameron, Lightning and Zoey
-VOTES-
Knuckles: Lightning
Scott: Knuckles
Lightning: Zoey
Zoey: Scott
Cameron: Scott
-ELIMINATION TABLE-
20. Staci, The Compulsive Liar (Toxic Rats)
19. Dakota, The Fame-Monger (Toxic Rats)
18. Ace, The Hotshot (Toxic Rats)
17. B, The Strong, Silent Genius (Toxic Rats)
16. Nate, The Police Appretince (Mutant Maggots)
15. Issac, The Gentleman (Toxic Rats)
14. Jenna, The Hiker (Toxic Rats)
13. Sam, The Nice-Guy Gamer (Toxic Rats)
12. Dawn, The Moonchild (Toxic Rats)
11. Brick, The Cadet (Toxic Rats)
10. Anne Maria, The Jersey Shore Reject (Mutant Maggots)
9. The Dakotazoid (Mutant Maggots)
-MERGE-
8. Fabia, The Psychologist
7. Mike, The MPD
6. Jo, The Take-No-Prisoners Machine
5. Scott, The Devious
Another episode finished, and this time I keep things pretty much the same but also adding some interactions between Lightning and Knuckles, also Scott is finally eliminated, I also hope you enjoyed more of Sillydillo
Please leave a comment telling me how you like it so far, remember any constructive criticism about the fanfic and how can I improve it is appreciated
The next episode will take the five finalists to the most mutated and dangerous place in Wawanakwa, will they be able to get out alive and unmutated?
Stay tuned for episode 16
