So Fairy Tail needed help from a real nigga huh?

..I guess it's time for me to reintroduce myself.

-Cutscene-

Ezra looked hopeless as she looked at the fallen Guildmaster Makarov.

There was nothing they could do now.

Even if they did manage to take down the Phantom Lord guild members, they were no match for Guildmaster Jose.

She looked at the guild members of Fairy Tail doing the best they could to fight off Phantom Lord.

Damnit!!

Her eyes squeezed shut. She really didn't want to do this, but she had to.

Her eyes opened again. "Everyone from Fairy Tail retr-" She was interrupted immediately.

"Calm your big titties down Ezra. Ya boy is here now." A dark brown skinned man said as he now appeared.

Ezra looked surprised and shocked at the newcomer. "..who are you?" She asked.

"I'm Key and I'm here to kick Phantom Lord's ass and save Fairy Tail baby." The now named Key said as he smiled at her.

"B-But how I-" Key interrupted Ezra. He placed a finger on his mouth. "Shush baby. Let daddy do his work." He said with a smirk.

Ezra blushed the color of her hair at that statement.

"Everyone from Fairy Tail back off! I'm here to handle these bitch ass niggas!!" Key yelled loudly.

The Fairy Tail and Phantom Lord guild members immediately stopped fighting as they looked confused at the stranger.

"..and who are you?" Natsu asked curiously.

Key smirked widely at that. "I'm glad you asked my fire breathing friend."

"I am Key aka the Astral God Slayer and I came to help my niggas at Fairy Tail." He said.

Suddenly someone landed down a few feet in front of Key.

"And who's to say you'll get past me?" Gajeel asked with a wide cocky grin.

Key suddenly held his hand in a 'chopping' gesture. "Boy if you don't get yo Pain from Naruto mixed with Raditz looking ass-"

"Get him." A random voice shouted.

"Yo ole 'I use Iron Dragon Slayer magic because I have a metal pole up my ass' built ass-"

"GET HIM!" The random voice now yelled. Laughter could be heard coming from both guilds. Gajeel scowled in anger.

"YO OLE 'I can't grow eyebrows that's why I replaced them with pierc-" Key was interrupted.

"Fuck you! DIE!!" Gajeel yelled out and morphed his arm into a iron stake. He then shot it towards Key.

Key laughed mockingly at Gajeel. He then suddenly disappeared.

Gajeel's eyes narrowed. "Where is that bastard?!" He yelled out.

"Right here. Leaf Village secret finger jutsu A Thousand Years of Dea-"

(Pause story for a sec)

Did you guys really think I was bout to stick my fingers in another man's ass??

Y'all tripping

(Continue)

"Right here." Key said and chopped Gajeel's neck, knocking him out. Gajeel now lay flat on the floor.

Everyone looked shocked and surprised, especially the members of Phantom Lord.

Key then smiled and turned to the Phantom Lord members.

"You guys are next. Now we can do this the easy way or the hard w-"

The members immediately ran to him.

"The hard way it is then." Key said.

-Fairy Tail members pov-

"Ezra..where did you find this guy?" Gray asked with wide eyes as they watched 'Key' completely obliterate Phantom Lord.

Ezra shook her head with a satisfied and renewed smile. "He just..came out of nowhere." She replied.

"Well he is the manliest man that I've ever seen!!" Elfman yelled.

"Yeah I can't wait to fight him." Natsu grinned widely.

"Aye!" Happy agreed.

"We should take Master back to the guild, so he can get healed by Porlyusica." Cana said.

"But what about him?" Loke asked as they turned back towards Key.

He was doing the moonwalk while dodging Phantom Lord members attacks.

Ezra giggled at him. "..I think he can handle himself." She said. She and the FT members then left.

"You rocked my world, you know you did and everything I own I give. The rarest love who'd think I'd find, Someone like you to call mine. Damn that MJ used to be the shit back in the day!!" Key sang the song and yelled. He then knocked out the last guild member.

"That's the last of em. Now it's time to save Lucy's fine ass." He said before teleporting.

-Cutscene-

Ah the air felt good on her as she fell.

But Natsu really needed to hurry up and catch her-like right now

She felt his arms as he held her closely. It's about time..she actually thought she was going to die there

"Not who you were expecting huh baby?" Key asked with a smile.

Lucy heard the unfamiliar deep voice and looked to see Key holding her.

"Now before you ask 'who I am' or 'why is a black guy that I've never met before holding me,' my name is Key and I've come to save you." Key said as he landed. He gently then placed Lucy down.

"Okay..Key..where is Natsu and my guild mates?" Lucy asked suspiciously.

"No time to talk baby girl. Just know they're at the Fairy Tail guild. Now go." Key said as he glanced up to see where Master Jose was.

"W-Wait y-" Key interrupted Lucy with a pat on the ass.

"Take yo sexy ass on. I've got this." Key said with a smirk.

Lucy was warm and blushed hard. She bashfully nodded before running away.

"I swear I'll make you pay for this!" Master Jose yelled out.

Oh yeah Lucy did kick him hard as fuck in the balls haha

"Yo Jose!!" Key called out.

Master Jose looked down and glared at him. "And just who are you boy?" He asked.

Key smirked. "I'm.."

Master Jose looked curiously at him.

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.

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"Ironman." Key finished then snapped his fingers. A bright white light then ensued after.