Health Lessons

Boku no Hero Academia is owned by Kohei Horikoshi and Bones

Hello and welcome to another experimental fanfic of Boku no Hero Academia, in which a new inspiration popped into my head in an unexpected way, and for the first time, I will be incorporating a combination of detective -themed elements here as I find it quite challenging, as most of my other Hero Academia fics are purely romantic and comedic, and here this is where I will put the characters to the test.

This fic is inspired during my high school days where subjects are taught to us…from math, to chemistry to biology and health. There an idea came to mind about the health subject as it covers major systems of the human body, including the REPRODUCTIVE SYSTEM.

Given that Midoriya is too shy to tackle that topic, I decided to have a female character ASSIST him, where Nejire Hado comes into play. I find it a bit hilarious, yet having potential for romance, hence the pairing here.

Well then, read on and enjoy!

Ch. 1: Kenkō kōgi no pureryūdo

UA Academy

The scene shifts at the classroom of class 1-A where a teacher arrived and told the class that today they will have a lecture on the human body, which some of the students felt it would be a bit boring, as they prefer topics that involve heroics, though the class rep, Tenya Iida berated two of his classmates, Denki Kaminari and Minoru Mineta for their comments, saying that this is a school subject, hence they must study in earnest.

Kaminari and Mineta sighed and tells Iida that they will listen to the teacher.

"Okay."

"Fine."

"Good!"

"At least it isn't about something boring like Mt. Lady. Right, Kaminari?"

"Whatever."

"What's with those attitudes?"

"Give us a break, Iida."

"..."

Izuku Midoriya watches on as he wondered what to expect since despite UA Academy being a school that trains students who aspire to become pro heroes, it is still a school, hence ordinary subjects are still mandatory to study.

Soon the teacher clapped his hands and told Class 1-A that lessons are about to commence, which Iida stood up and led his classmates to greet the teacher, and the teacher nodded and told the students to take their seats as health lessons are about to commence, and there the teacher brought out a huge chart where it showed a detailed sketch of the human body, where Kyoka Jiro appeared to feel a little discomfort seeing a certain part being shown.

The teacher then told Class 1-A that in the days that will follow, they will tackle the following topics involving health lessons, such as:

- Nervous System

- Circulatory System

- Digestive System

- Skeletal System

- Muscular System

- Reproductive System

Hearing the last part somewhat attracted Mineta's attention and he whispered to Kaminari that they hope that they reach the Reproductive System subject as he wanted hear about BOOBS and FEMALE CROTCH, which Kaminari agreed.

"You hear that?"

"Yeah, I did."

"Female reproductive system…I'm looking forward to that…"

"Me too…"

"Boobs…"

"PUSSY…"

"It's like an educational PORN…"

"With details…"

Tsuyu Asui and Momo Yaoyorozu sweat-dropped at hearing what the two boys just whispered and both girls sighed as the two boys are bored with other subjects but are looking forward to certain topics like the female body.

"Those two…"

"Kero…"

"Are they really that perverted?"

"Makes me feel sorry for them."

"I wished they better shut up."

"Kero…"

"They're just ruining the mood…"

"Kero…"

What's more, Kaminari and Mineta can be heard softly murmuring BOOBS and PUSSY, which made Jiro and Toru Hagakure feel uncomfortable and commented that Mineta is quite an overly-perverted person besides Neito Monoma and wished that Mineta be transferred to another section away from Class 1-A's classroom.

"That midget maniac."

"Mineta is really perverted."

"He reminds me of Monoma."

"Someone ought to kick him out of this class…"

"Yeah."

"He's such a turn-off…!"

"I agree."

"…"

The teacher sighed and told the class to pay attention as lessons are about to commence though Mineta raised his hand and asked when will they get to the lecture involving the female body, which made Iida stand up and berated his classmate for the foolish comment.

Even the girls stood up and joined Iida in berating Mineta for his perverted request and told him to shut up already.

"Mineta! That was uncalled for!"

"You hentai!"

"Maniac!"

"Why don't you shut up!"

"You're ruining the class mood!"

"Go jerk off somewhere else!"

"You're so despicable!"

"Serial hentai!"

Suddenly, homeroom teacher Shota Aizawa appeared behind Mineta and uses his AURA to put Mineta in his place and told him to behave and stop making perverted requests or else he would be placed under house arrest for a week, and the shortest member of Class 1-A shivered in fear upon feeling the frightening presence of the homeroom teacher.

"Do you want to end up like what happened to Midoriya and Bakugo?"

"N-no…"

"Then be quiet."

"…"

"Lessons are lessons, so stop being picky."

"Y-yes…"

"Make a ruckus again I'll throw you out. Got that?"

"Y-yes…"

The rest of Class 1-A were also terrified at seeing this and they too behaved themselves as the other teacher thanked Aizawa for the assist, and there he told the class that today they will start with the Muscular System.

-x-

In the days that passed, the scene shifts at a bench at the garden area of UA Academy, where Midoriya is glancing at his smartphone where he downloaded a video featuring the Muscular System and it features many muscles parts within the human body.

He sighed as he recalled his encounter with the villain Muscular which he nearly got killed when he was protecting Kota Izumi at the forest when the League of Villains ambushed Class 1-A and 1-B. Though his battle against Muscular was taxing and life-threatening, Midoriya was fortunate to escape a very major injuries as he nearly loses his arms via paralysis if pushed to the limit.

As Midoriya watches the video of the Muscular System, someone approached him, which turn out to be Nejire Hado, a third year student and one of the Big Three of UA Academy. Though they sometimes meet up, during the internship between Ryukyu and Nighteye Agencies, they were familiar enough when Eri came to live at UA Academy while under Aizawa's care.

There Hado asked Midoriya what is he doing, her child-like curiosity kicking in, giving her a very cute and adorable jibe.

"Ne, ne…what are you doing?"

"Ah, Hado-senpai…"

"What are you watching? Is that a new anime?"

"Ah, no…it's…"

"Hmm…?"

"This…"

"Whoa…the muscular system…"

"Yeah…and I'm studying it for the coming quiz…"

Hado placed a finger under her chin as she recalled undergoing the same thing during her time as a first year student, saying that learning different systems of the human body is important as it would allow aspiring pro heroes to get familiar with a person's body when faced with emergencies, and she asked him if he is having difficulties with the subject.

Midoriya smiled and said that so far he is getting the hang of it as he is familiar with the Muscular System, and said that in a few days his class will tackle the Skeletal System.

This somewhat triggered a memory in Hado as she recalled watching the Sports Festival several months ago where she watched the match between Midoriya and Shoto Todoroki, and even recalled the scenes where Midoriya fought, despite injuring his arms and the fact that the bones on his hands were exposed when using his Quirk repeatedly.

She asked Midoriya if he is still feeling pain, which he said he is and there is nothing to worry about.

"Really?"

"Yes, really."

"…"

"It's nothing to worry about."

"You sure, Midoriya-kun?"

"Yes. Really."

"…"

"…"

She then checked his right hand and saw the scars as well as feeling some deformities on them. Midoriya blushed as her face scooted closer to his right hand while observing them. She wondered if he is still relying on that kind of method though she recently saw him using kicks which was the Shoot Style he now utilizing and Midoriya answered her queries honestly.

"So now you're using kicks, right?"

"Yeah."

"So no more punches and the finger-flicking?"

"I still use them…but with more control."

"Really? But you still feeling pain? Isn't that…?"

"It's nothing to worry, senpai."

"You sure?"

"Yeah."

By then Midoriya stared at Hado, where he is slowly taken in by her cuteness and charms as she smiled, which was the same when he saw her compete at the beauty contest of the recent School Festival, and he had to admit, she can be a darling of UA Academy and the boys would try to woo her.

Hado was also staring at Midoriya, finding him quite plain, but noticed something in him besides what he did at the Sports Festival. He had a strong sense of justice when she saw him depressed when he failed to rescue Eri the first time.

But now she finds him quite shy and polite. That makes him look cute, and this made her want to get to know about him, and an idea formed in her head and tells him that he can visit her at the 3rd year dorms at Heights Alliance, much to Midoriya's surprise.

"Eh?"

"Uh-huh."

"You mean…?"

"Yup. You can visit the 3rd year dorms."

"Uh…"

"It's okay."

"R-really…?"

"Yes!"

As the two continue to talk, there were a few students observing them from a distance, which someone is bemused but others appeared skeptical at what they saw, showing concern towards Hado. The students turn out to be 3rd years, and they turn to be her classmates, who are identified as:

- Mirio Togata

- Tamaki Amajiki

- Yuyu Haya

Amajiki and Haya appeared to be suspicious as to what is going on between Hado and Midoriya, though Togata assured that Midoriya is a good boy and that he is not someone who would take advantage of Hado, though Haya said she heard rumors that there is a VERY PERVERTED boy among the first years and is worried that it might be Midoriya, unaware that it was actually Mineta, which Amajiki shared the same sentiment.

"And what if that pervert is that Midoriya?"

"He may look serious…but what if…?"

"I don't trust that boy."

"…"

"Amajiki…?"

"I'm conflicted…"

"Come on…we got to protect Nejire…"

"Huh?"

By then the trio overheard Hado inviting Midoriya to visit her at the 3rd year dorms and even invited him to visit her dorm room, which Amajiki and Haya stared wide-eyed upon overhearing the conversation.

"What the…?"

"Did I hear her say…?"

"She can't be serious…"

"Nejire…"

"…"

"That boy…what did he do?"

"Oh boy…"

"I'm going to kill that lecher!"

To Be Continued...

Hope you liked this opening chapter, as it served as an introductory prologue on the venue of this story, where Midoriya is in the midst of studying, and Hado came along and offered to assist him, in a hilarious manner, but attraction seemed to form between the two.

Togata, Amajiki and Haya appeared, and they seemed suspicious after overhearing the two talk.

Preview:

Midoriya is having trouble with certain topics about the human body, and Hado offered to assist him, which he accepts, where it results in some comedic moments…

See you in six to eight weeks (around mid-September or late October)…

Reviews are welcomed, but needed…