The scene opens with Loona, dressed in a red dress, sitting in the back of a car. Her phone buzzes, and she looks down and sees Blitzo trying to call her. She declines the call.
Driver: *offscreen* You want me to drop you off here?
Loona: *looks up from her phone* Oh! *glances out the window* Uh! Yeah. Yeah, this looks right. I, uh, haven't been here before.
Loona steps out of the vehicle and music can be heard playing as the car drives off. She looks down at her phone and texts Vortex.
Loona's Text: "Hey, I'm her"
"Oh shit"
"*here, sry :)"
Loona looks around nervously, seeing all the Hellhounds partying in the beehive shaped building. She puts her phone away and runs a hand through her hair, until Lynn calls out to her with Vortex walking up as well.
Lynn: *waves her hand* Loo-naaa!
Vortex: Hey, girl! Glad you could make it!
Loona: Tex! Lynn! Yeah, hey. Thanks for inviting me.
The two walk into the mansion, where the party is taking place.
Vortex: Course! Course! Hey, everyone! Meet the new face!
Lynn: Lemme hear ya howl for her!
Vortex and Lynn howl in excitement, prompting everyone else to do the same.
Vortex: You want a… drink or anything?
Loona: Oh, uh… *tail rises* sure! Totally…
Vortex walks off to get her a drink as Lynn walks in another direction. When they're gone, Loona drops her fake smile and looks over to a group of valley girl-esque hellhounds.
Vikki: And so, I told him "I'm not gonna go get it, unless you fucking throw it this time."
Dalmatian Demon: That is so, not fetch!
Vikki: Not fetch!
Before Vikki could continue, Loona chimes in nervously.
Loona: *nervously* Ha, ha, ha, yeah! Like, that happens all the time. Aha…aha…
Vikki: Oh-em-gee. Loona? "Lunatic Luna"? That you?
Loona: Uh, yeah. It's Loona… yeah.
Vikki: Wow. I can't believe you're showing up to another party. I mean, do you even remember the last one?
Loona: *grits teeth* I'm sure you'll remind me.
Vikki: *takes out phone* Yeah, this? *shows a picture of Loona vomiting* This you, right?
Loona growls in response.
Vikki: Wow, you're being negative. Your aura is being aggressive right now.
Loona: Oh, yeah? Well, maybe it's 'cus I'm in the presence of a massive bitch!
The word "bitch" echoes throughout the party, making everyone else gasp in disapproval.
Lynn: *rubs her two fingers on her temples* Oh boy...
Vikki: *feigns being offended* Oh, my dog! Wow!
Loona: What? Is that not an okay thing to say? Like, come on, it's true!
Demon: *offscreen* You can't say that.
Loona's ears droop in response as Vortex comes back with drinks.
Vortex: *confused* Did I miss anything?
Loona notices and puts up her fake smile again.
Loona: *takes drink* No, no, no! No, nothing. *clears throat* No.
Up on a railing, two female Hellhounds, one with brown fur and wearing purple rock-n-roll attire, the other with blonde fur that has teal streaks and similar rock-n-roll attire, hops up with microphones. This is Luna Lyric and Sam Sharp.
Luna: What's up, party people?! *the Hellhounds howl and cheer*
Sam: Y'all ready for this bitchin' party to start goin' wild?!
The cheering and howling gets even louder, leaving Loona confused. They just said she couldn't say "bitch", so why was this other Hellhound allowed to say it?
Unknown Demon: *offscreen* Awooh, awooh! Thanks for that lovely intro, Luna and Sam!
Vortex smiles at Loona in response, inviting her over.
Unknown Demon: You ready to party with the Queen Bee of Glu-tto-ny? Come on.
The demon reveals herself to be none other than Beelzebub, who was twirling around the disco ball as she hyped up her audience of partygoers.
Beelzebub: Hell, yeah! 'Cus the honey is flowin' tonight! And this bitch is about to get fuckin' wild! Let's get it started!
Beelzebub grabs onto a pole. Cut to Loona looking around nervously as Beelzebub starts to sing her song.
Beelzebub: Cotton candy, cotton ca— candy
Candy, candy, candy, candy, candy, candy
The spotlights shine on her as her appearance is revealed to be that of a fox-like demon with bee wings, an extra set of arms, and her hair and tail looking like the liquid of a lava lamp.
Beelzebub: Hey! I'm whatchu need, I'm whatchu want
I got it all, a carnivale, I'll bring you up, I'll take you down
She flies off the disco ball, briefly running her hand across a Hellhound's chin and making him faint, before she lands amongst the crowd.
Beelzebub: I'm sticky sweet, stuck in your teeth like
Cotton candy!
Cotton candy (Ah-ah, ah-ah)
She floats up and spins as a pink ring of magic spirals around her, then changes into a large bowl of cotton candy that she throws over the crowd.
Beelzebub: Cotton candy (Ah-ah, ah-oh)
Cotton candy (Ah-ah, ah-ah)
I'm whatchu want, not whatcha need (Ah-ah, ah-oh)
A brief shot of a Hellhound drinking while peering into one of Bee's honey pits ends up getting knocked over by a pillar of rising honey.
Beelzebub: Hey! I don't know why, I'm whatchu want, but it's the truth
Bee appears at the top of the stairs and walks down.
Beelzebub: I'm not your lie
Let them eat cake, let them eat pie
She materializes a slice of cake and shoves it in a Hellhound's mouth, then materializes a slice of pie that she gives to another.
Beelzebub: Or, better yet, let them eat cotton candy
The light hues change to a neon blue as Bee starts flying over her crowd.
Beelzebub: Cotton candy (Ah-ah, ah-ah)
Cotton candy (Ah-ah, ah-oh)
Cotton candy (Ah-ah, ah-ah)
I'm whatchu want, not whatchu need!
She snaps her fingers as an opening forms in the floor, and she dives into the hole, swimming in the honey underneath.
Beelzebub: Cotton candy skies
Sweet as apple pie
She flies out of the honey, throwing her hair back like she just emerged from a pool. Loona stares at the glowing ceiling in amazement.
Beelzebub: I can't help but shine
Brighter than the starlight in the sky
Bee is now sitting back on her disco ball. Some Hellhounds are tapping their paws in sync, and Loona even sees Vortex bopping his head to the song.
Beelzebub: Cotton candy
Cotton candy (Yeah)
Cotton candy
I'm whatchu want, not whatchu need
So, whatchu want?
Ya hungry; Take a bite!
Bee enlarges the taco one of her guests planned on eating, then shoves it into his mouth.
Beelzebub: Get fucked tonight! (So, whatchu want?)
Bee moves onto the next table, where she enlarges the alcoholic beverage of two dog demons which she then shoves down their throats.
Beelzebub: Your Queen Bee brings the sweet stuff, so keep making me that motherfucking honey! Yeah, keep it comin'!
Bee enlarges the party's punch bowl and prompts the others to swim in it, which four partygoers do without hesitation.
Beelzebub: Cotton candy (Ah-ah, ah-ah)
Cotton candy (Ah-ah, ah-oh)
Loona is left staring at all of this going down in complete shock, not noticing Lincoln, Octavia and Maggie entering behind her and Vortex.
Beelzebub: Cotton candy (Ah-ah, ah-ah)
I'm whatchu want, not whatchu need!
She raises her hands as pillars of honey fly up, spinning around the disco ball and combining in the air, exploding and raining cotton candy.
Beelzebub: Cotton candy skies!
Sweet as apple pie!
I can't hеlp but shine!
Brighter than the starlight
Cotton candy skiеs
Sweet as apple pie!
I can't help but shine (Woo!)
Brighter than the starlight in the sky!
Beelzebub ends her performance with fireworks of confetti, and the Hellhounds cheer as Loona shakes the cotton candy out of her hair.
Lynn: *slings an arm over Loona's shoulder as she, Luna, Sam and Luan approach* Does Bee know how to party or what?!
Lincoln: *off-screen* Looks like we got here at the right time.
The five look and see Lincoln, Octavia and Maggie.
Vortex: *smiles* Yo! Lin-coln! Where you been, man?!
Lincoln: *he and Vortex do a cool handshake* Had a little mishap in the Lust Ring with my parents. Hope you don't mind.
Lynn: Ah, don't sweat it, lil' dude! *ruffles his hair* We got no issue with it!
Before Maggie could say anything, she was damn near tackled into a hug by Luan, whose tail was wagging.
Luan: Hey, Maggie!
Maggie: *blushing as she slightly smiles* … You're lucky you're so fucking cute, Luan. *Luan giggles*
Lynn and Vortex stared at the couple in surprise.
Lynn: … Mags, you have a girlfriend?
Maggie: *looks at them* Yeah, so? No one ever asked.
Vortex: Does V know?
Maggie: Just because she's my sister doesn't mean she has a right to know about my life.
Octavia: I'm guessing you two have a strained relationship?
Maggie: If you had a sister that dragged you into her sex business every chance she got, you'd have a strained relationship with her too.
Octavia: Then thank Satan I'm an only child…
Maggie: Lucky…
Luna: *steps up, pointing to Loona, Lincoln and Octavia* Yo, Tex! These the new peeps you and Lynn told us about?
Vortex: Sure is. *gestures to Luna, Sam and Luan* Loona, Linc, Via, this is Luna with a "U", Sam, and Luan.
Luna: What up, lil' dude and dudettes? *fist bumps Lincoln*
Lincoln: Nice to finally meet you in person.
Sam: Ah, right. Zodiac telepathy.
Luan: *smiles and drops down from Maggie's arms* Nice to meet ya. *holds her hand out*
Loona grabs her hand to shake it, only to yelp as she gets shocked by the joy-buzzer in her paw.
Loona: Gah! *as Luan bursts out laughing* The fuck was that?!
Luan: *snickering* You seriously fell for the fucking classic joy buzzer?! *Loona growls at her*
Lincoln: I read you were a jokester, so I knew not to shake that hand.
Luan: *grinning all too crazily* Oh, that's not even the tip of the iceberg. *Maggie flicks her head* OW!
Maggie: No being psycho here, babe.
Luan pouts angrily and adorably.
Lana: *off-screen* Yo, guys!
The group looks and sees Ronnie Anne and the twins walking up.
Octavia: *smiles* Guys, hey! You got invited too?
Lola: Hell yeah we did!
Ronnie Anne: Bee invites ANYONE she can to her parties!
Luan: Tex and Lynn told us a lot about ya. How you're killin' in the living world.
Luna: Yeah, dudes. That's fuckin' metal.
Lincoln: *smiles* Thanks.
Beelzebub: Awooh, awooh! Vortex! *flies over to Vortex* The party is buzzin' now! Fuck! *dusts herself off* I feel like I went a little too hard on the confetti this time, though. I have like, *materializes a mini rainbow* a rainbow… in my vagina right now. *notices Loona, Lincoln and Octavia* Oh, hey! Is this the sweet pups and birdie you told me about?
Loona: *offended* Excuse me?
Octavia: *surprised* Huh?
Beelzebub: They're fucking cuties! Where have you been hiding? *laughs*
Loona: Is there something funny?
Beelzebub: Nah, I'm just really high on all this tasty energy right now. *to Loona* Tex says you don't get invited out much. I hope this itty-bitty get-together can serve as a fun first time.
Loona briefly looks behind her to see a Hellhound slide down a staircase only to get hit in the crotch when he gets down.
Loona: Mm-hmm.
Octavia: This is "itty-bitty"?
Beelzebub: Oh yeah, sweetie. I would've thrown a bigger one, but I couldn't convince Belphegor to let me break into her stash of party drugs. So fucking lame! I mean, I usually just steal them, but Bel changed the locks. *conjures a bottle of beer* She says I'm a total jackass for trying. But, hey... I'm proud to be a total jackass. *drinks from the bottle*
Vortex: Heh. Anyway, yeah, Bee, this is Loona, Lincoln and Octavia. And guys… *puts an arm around Bee* … this is my girlfriend, Bee.
Beelzebub: Nice to meetcha, bitches!
Lincoln and Octavia remember that they overheard Vortex say his girlfriend threw crazy hound parties in "Spring Broken".
Lincoln and Octavia: Ohhhhhh.
Lincoln: That explains a lot, actually.
Loona: *stunned* Oh, this is...! … She's hot. *widens eyes in realization as Lincoln and Octavia give her looks of surprise*
Beelzebub: Ha! Holy shit! Okay. Tex, Lynn, you didn't tell me she was hilarious. That's so funny.
Loona: Right.
Beelzebub: I love that that's the first thing you say to me. You don't give a shit how freaky you come off, and that's fucking beautiful. *moves next to Loona* You're my new favorite person.
Loona: *fake smiling* Am I, though?
Beelzebub: Yeah, bitch! *laughs* No. Reminds me of the time I saw Satan without a shirt on.
Vortex turns his head towards her at this.
Beelzebub: I was like, "Oof! Boy! You are hot as hell!"… But, then I wanted to die, 'cause it was so awkward. 'Cause he's more like a brother to me. You know, but not my brother. So, I guess... it was fine. I could hit that...
Loona looks around awkwardly.
Beelzebub: *notices something about Lincoln* Wait… *gets closer to him* I swear to fuck I've seen you before…
Lincoln: *leans back a bit* Um… you probably got me confused for my birth father… Lance Marshall?
Hearing that name makes Bee's eyes widen.
Beezlebub: … No fucking way. *grabs Lincoln by the shoulders* You're HIS son?!
Lincoln: … Yeah?
Beezlebub: *shakes the thought* Okay. You. *points her finger at Lincoln's chest* We're talking about this later, okay? *Lincoln nods, before Bee smiles and looks to Loona* Anyway, girl, you and your friends have a good time tonight. Get some sweets, get some eats. Drink it, tear it, fuck it up! Whoo!
Bee walks over to some party guests.
Beelzebub: Cheers, honey. Thank you for coming. *to another guest* Do you need anything? Are you having fun? Are you good? Are you drunk?
The guest, who has a cone full of Beelzejuice, nods in response.
Beelzebub: Okay, good. Okay, great. *walks off*
Octavia: Well, she seemed nice.
Loona: Yeah, I'm gonna go.
Vortex: Uh, what?
Lynn: Why? You just got here.
Luna: At least one drink, right?
Loona: Nope, you really wouldn't like me after one drink.
She puts her cup down at a nearby staircase and walks out the door, shedding tears as she calls Blitzo.
Meanwhile, Blitzo, sleeping in the aftermath of his night out with Stolas, hears his phone ring. He wakes up, wiping the drool from his mouth and then picking up his phone. He looks at who's calling, and his eyes bug out.
Back at the party, Loona is waiting for Blitzo.
Loona: *sighs, quietly* So stupid. *crosses her arms* I shouldn't have come…
The I.M.P. van arrives, knocking over a plant on the side as Blitzo rolls down the window.
Blitzo: *concerned* Hey, Loonie. How you doin', you alright?
Loona: *gets in the van, annoyed* Yeah, I'm fine. *her expression and mood soften* I just wanna go…
Imp: He-hey, that sounds like Blitzo!
Blitzo: *annoyed* The "o" is silent, asshole!
Imp: He-hey, I knew it was you! Fuck, man, where've you been? Are you here for the party?
Blitzo: N-no, I'm just here picking up my daughter.
Imp: Oh, shit! Do you have a daughter now?
Loona: *annoyed* Adopted!
Imp: Aw, man, you're already leaving? Things just got started. Come in and show us all up again.
Blitzo: No, no, thank you. But, I think Loonie wants to head back.
Loona notices a handsome hellhound approaching the van.
Hellhound: Huh, the hottie next to you wants to leave?
Blitzo: *growls* Watch it!
Loona: *tail wagging* I mean, we could stay a little longer.
Blitzo: I think we need to go, m'kay? I think it's been a long night.
Loona: Well, these people seem to know you. Come on! I think I wanna give this another try. *makes puppy dog eyes.* Pleeease?
Blitzo: *rubs his temples* Okay, fine. Maybe one drink.
Cut to Blitzo drinking from a keg as the other guests chant.
Loona: Blitzo! Blitzo! Blitzo! Blitzo!
Blitzo: *hops off the empty keg* Ahh!
The hellhounds howl, even Loona.
Octavia: *rubs her temple* I really don't know how to process seeing him here too.
Lincoln: *shakes his head* Especially after earlier.
Blitzo: Ha ha! That was nothing, bitch! Gimme a real challenge!
Beelzebub then appears behind Blitzo holding a chicken leg.
Beelzebub: Oh, yeah? Wanna fucks with the big bitch, imp boy? I got a challenge for ya.
Vikki: Oh, he's gonna die.
Vortex: *he and Luan arrive with two yellow kegs* Aaaaalright, let's do this! *both of them the kegs down*
Luan: From Bee's stash, the hardest shit in all of Hell!
Blitzo does some stretches.
Vortex: *kneels to him* You ready, my man?
Blitzo: Oh, born ready! *tries to open one of the kegs* Bring it, barky! I will drink you under this fucking table, you have no idea what kind of night I've had!
Beelzebub uses her powers to lift the kegs and prep nozzles for them.
Beelzebub: *laughs* All right, shit talker, but there hasn't been a soul yet who can beat me at my own game. So, you better bring the fire, baby.
Blitzo: Oh, is Queen Bee too scared to lose to a little imp like me?
Beelzebub: Oh, okay. Let's get it on, you little bastard!
Vortex signals for the contest to begin, and Beelzebub and Blitzo start drinking.
Loona: Come on, Blitzo! Fuck her up! You can do it!
Blitzo rips off the nozzle and chugs the whole keg, surprising Beelzebub.
Luna: *she, Sam, Luan and Lynn, who are standing next to Lincoln and Octavia, look stunned and a bit concerned* … Unholy fuck, dudes.
Blitzo: *climbs on top of the empty keg* Who's the queen now?!
Loona: Yeah! That's my DAD!
Beelzebub: Well, fuck me! That's a first. I haven't had a first in a while. That was magical, seriously, impressive. I tip my crown to you, imp boy. *bows before Blitzo* Respect.
She howls, prompting the other party guests, including Loona, to cheer as Blitzo passes out drunk. He gets carried off as Beelzebub and Vortex look at each other in concern.
As the party continues, the guests continue having fun and chatting, Loona is shown laughing with a couple of other hellhounds, and Vortex taps her on the shoulder.
Vortex: Hey, Loon. I don't mean to be a buzz kill here. But, your uh, dad... guy dude... Is um... He's seeming a bit…
Beelzebub then comes up behind him looking concerned.
Beelzebub: Out of control, like... A mess.
Vortex: Yeah, it's worrisome. You wanna maybe check on him or something?
Loona: What!? No! No, Blitzo is fine. He's always a mess, trust me.
Beelzebub: Look, honey. I see people having fun and getting fucked up all the time. But, he's getting wasted off his ass and causing problems on purpose. So, I feel like you should check up on him at least.
Loona starts to get angry as the hounds she was talking to poke their heads over to eavesdrop.
Beelzebub: Just see if something's up.
Loona then marches over to Beelzebub and confronts her.
Loona: Don't act like you know him like I do.
Beelzebub: I ain't sayin' that. I'm just pretty sure he's had four tongues inside him at once. *looks at Vortex* I mean... good for him.
Vortex nods in agreement.
Beelzebub: But... I can taste the flavor of people at my parties, and he's giving off a very, not okay vibe, you know?
Loona gets progressively angrier.
Loona: Oh, yeah? And I bet you'd know the "okay vibe", right? I mean everyone likes you so much.
Beelzebub flies up near Loona's face to challenge her.
Beelzebub: What's that supposed to mean? *voice starts distorting* You got a problem or something, sour cream?! *shifts into her larger demonic form as she towers over Loona* Don't fuck with me!
Loona preps for a fight.
Lincoln: *offscreen* Loona!
Loona looks and sees Lincoln and Octavia approaching.
Octavia: You seriously need to check on your father.
Loona: *annoyed* Ugh! Why is everyone saying that?! That dumbass is fine!
Lincoln: *snarls* LOONA!
Loona's annoyance is replaced with a bit of shock and fear. Vortex and even Bee were surprised by Lincoln's snarl.
Loona: *calms down and sighs* Sorry. Yeah, nope, I'll, uh... I'll check on him.
She walks off as Beelzebub shrinks back to her normal size as Lincoln calms down.
Beelzebub: Ugh... sorry. Sorry. I know I got a little spicy there. I just... hope everything works out.
Octavia: Based on the shit that happened at Ozzie's, it won't be easy…
Vortex: Was it really that bad?
Lincoln: Given he encountered an enemy of his and his ex there… I'd say it was worse than bad.
Octavia notices Ronnie Anne stumbling a bit while holding an alcoholic drink. It seemed someone had given her a drink, even though she's only 16.
Octavia: Oh shit… Uh, Bee? *Bee looks at her* I get that you're all for people having fun and shit… but is it safe to have a drunk 16 year old walking around?
Beelzebub: *eyes widen* What?! *sees Ronnie Anne* Ohhhh, fuck. Some dumbass must've slipped her the drink… *looks at the two* Do you two mind helping me take care of this?
Lincoln: Yeah, we'll get her home. She's our friend anyway.
Lincoln and Octavia go up to Ronnie Anne as she stumbles, nearly knocking into a table.
Ronnie Anne: *drunk* Whoa, fuck… *hiccups* Easy there… *looks and sees Lincoln and Octavia* Eyyyyyyy, guys…! *goes to hug them but stumbles backwards* Oop…!
Lincoln: Ronnie, you're drunk.
Ronnie Anne: Pffffft, no I'm not…! I'm fine…! *takes another drink of the Beelzejuice*
Octavia: *snatches the cup from her* How many drinks have you had?
Ronnie Anne: *as Octavia pours the drink out* Just one… *hiccups* But that shit hits haaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrd… *starts to walk forward, but stumbles as Lincoln and Octavia catch her*
Lincoln: Via, take her out to the car. I'll go tell Lana and Lola we're leaving.
Octavia nods as she slings Ronnie Anne's arm over her shoulder and starts walking her out to Lincoln's car as Lincoln goes off to find the twins.
Ronnie Anne: *whining* Ugh, Viaaaaaaaa…! Lemme go, I wanna partyyyyyy…!
Octavia: Not happening. You shouldn't have had any of the Beezlejuice.
She opens the back seat of the car and puts Ronnie Anne inside. She then looks around and spots a small potted plant. She picks it up, pours out the plant and the dirt, and puts the pot on the floor by Ronnie Anne's head.
Octavia: Here, if you need to throw up, do it in this.
Ronnie Anne: Awwww… *hiccups* Lame-O's lucky to have a gal like y-you… *hiccups* I will say… I'm jealous I didn't get him first…
Octavia looks confused as Ronnie Anne drunkenly continues.
Ronnie Anne: I mean, he's handsome, strong, v- *hiccups* vicious, a damn good singer, a good guy… *drunkenly giggles* I ain't too shocked I *hiccups* fell in love with him…
Octavia's eyes go wide in shock as Ronnie Anne drunkenly giggles some more. Did she just admit that she was in love with her boyfriend? Sure, she's drunk, but… does she mean it?
Before she could think more on it, Lincoln came out of the house.
Lincoln: Lana and Lola said they're gonna stay. Ronnie Anne settled in the car?
Octavia closes the door and turns to Lincoln.
Octavia: Yeah, she's fine. I put a pot in the car in case of-
Octavia was cut off by the sound of Ronnie Anne throwing up. She turns and sees her throwing up right into the pot.
Octavia: … that.
Lincoln: *nods* Smart thinking. Let's get her home.
The two climb into the front seats, before Lincoln starts the car and drives off. Octavia occasionally finds herself glancing in the mirror back at Ronnie Anne, who was tiredly slumped with her face aimed at the pot. She was glancing back both out of concern for her drunk friend, but also because she can't get what she said out of her head.
Octavia: *thinking* I'll have to talk with her when she's sober.
Meanwhile, Loona looks around trying to find Blitzo.
Loona: Blitzo! Bliitzo! Where are you, shithead?! BLIT-
She sees Blitzo French-kissing another imp.
Loona: Oh, piss on a dick! *grabs Blitzo by the collar* What the fuck are you doing, Blitzo?!
Blitzo: This guy~ *points to the imp, who briefly waves*
Loona: It looks like you're in the middle of a goddamn orgy! Stop!
Blitzo: *slurred* Look, I didn't expect you to come in here and see any of this, Loonie. I'm so sorry, but it's a party, I'm just havin' fun with, uh... *turns to the imp* The fuck is your name again?
Imp: Dennis.
Blitzo: Christ on a stick, you would be a Dennis. *waves arms, shooing Dennis away* Get the fuck away from me, I'm not fucking a Dennis tonight! I need a Monica or Alejandro in here, stat!
The imp standing by a nearby corner pulls him in.
Blitzo: *sticks tongue out* Better~
Loona punches the imp's face in, causing him to back away, then Blitzo stumbles, and Loona catches him.
Loona: You don't need anyone else sucking your face, freaky weirdo. *carries Blitzo over her shoulder* You need to drink something other than Beelzejuice.
Blitzo: Ugh, no...
Loona carries Blitzo to the van, and buckles him up, then her three new friends wave her goodbye; Loona waves back, then she gets in the van and drives off.
Loona: *glances at Blitzo* Do you need to throw up?
Blitzo: Mmm… no.
Loona: *scoffs with a smirk* Yeah, you do.
Back at the apartment, Loona turns on the lights and puts Blitzo back on the couch, then gets a glass of water and a blanket for him.
Blitzo: I had a really shitty day…
Loona: Oh, yeah? Is that why you drank like five gallons worth of who-knows-what?
Blitzo: *puts his face in his arm, tearing up* Fuck, Fizz was right. I'm gonna die alone, aren't I? Just a wrinkly, old, withered waste… *Loona looks concerned* Will you be there, Loonie?
Loona: Be… where?
Blitzo: I dunno, just *mumbles* Lonely... die alone.
Loona: I'll be there, Dad.
She drapes the blanket over Blitzo and pats his head.
Loona: Now, go the fuck to sleep, okay? *turns off the lights*
Blitzo: *mumbling* Millie, Moxxie, Lincoln, Stolas...
Loona takes one last look at Blitzo before heading into her room. After a beat, Blitzo vomits up the Beelzejuice on the floor.
Blitzo: *relieved* Fuck... *rests his head on the armrest* … yeah, I did need to throw up.
A/N: Okay, let me clear something up regarding Lincoln and Verosika. Yes, Lincoln sang against her and insulted her in his lyrics of "House of Asmodeus". But in that moment, Lincoln was defending the people he cares about. Yes, Blitzo can get on his nerves and he was still pissed about Blitzo spying on his parents, but he still cares about the jackass. Plus, Lincoln is still a bit salty about the shit she did to Moxxie back in Spring Broken. Lincoln and Verosika WILL get on better terms in the future, just not right now. Lincoln giving her the card to get a new card was just a start, and Maggie will play a part in Verosika's change.
Just wanted to clear that up since I saw a comment concerned about Lincoln and Verosika not becoming more civil after the last two chapters had two entirely different interactions between them.