Scene opens on Blitzo in his office, panicking.

Blitzo: Shit, shit, shit, shit! *grabs Moxxie* What the fuck am I supposed to tell Stolas?!

Moxxie: Well, he seems to like you, sir. Maybe he would understand if -- *gets shoved away by Blitzo*

Blitzo: Okay, my dick is good, but it is not that good, Moxxie.

Moxxie: Sir, I don't think we really have a choice. Not to mention we need to tell Lincoln!

Loona: *outside the office* Already told him.

Moxxie: *beat for a moment* ...Well, sir. You still have to tell Stolas.

Blitzo: So, what? You just want me to call him up and be like, "Hey, Stolas" -

Jump cut to Blitzo actually on the phone.

Blitzo: So, your daughter came by, took your book, and teleported off to who the *fuck* knows where, and we have no way of getting either of them back, okay?! Okay! Good talk, byeee!

He looks progressively more worried as he speaks and quickly puts the phone down when he's done, backing away slightly.

Blitzo: Oh, that actually went better than I thought.

The door blows up (knocking Moxxie off-screen) and Stolas stands inside in his full demon form, with Lincoln in front of him, transformed into his Zodiac form out of pure rage.

Stolas and Lincoln: *demonically* BLITZO!

Cut to a house as a shark-like demon kicks his way into the house, making an entrance.

Chaz: Woo-hoo-hoo, what is up, party people?!

Moxxie, Millie and Lincoln: *mad* CHAZ?! *realization hits* Wait... *look at each other* ...what?!

Moxxie: You two know him?!

Cut to Blitzo and Fizzarolli as kids, playing with balloon horses. Blitzo's horse has no legs, and he was spraying ketchup as if it was blood.

Fizzarolli (Young): Blitzo! That's so gross! *laughing* Stop!

Blitzo (Young): Neverrr!

Cut to present day. Blitzo dusts himself off and says something to Fizz before he walks away.

Blitzo: Yeah, well at least I'm still actually working for my shit. And not getting everything handed to me like some pampered attention whore!

Blitzo has now stuck a nerve in Fizzarolli, as we can see when he growls out of anger.

Cut to Lincoln as he finds himself in the waiting room of Asmodeus' Tower, and hears both Asmodeus and Beelzebub laughing from inside the former's office. Lincoln looks around, until Asmodeus opens his doors.

Asmodeus: Lincoln! There you are, lil' pup! Come in! *brings Lincoln inside*

Beelzebub: Lincoln, wassup! *flies up to him* Good to see you, lil' buddy!

Lincoln: *smiles* Hey, Bee, Ozz. *sits in a chair that Asmodeus pulls out for him* So... what can you two tell me about my parents?

Cut to Striker, who smirks while gritting his teeth and walks towards Lincoln, Blitzo and Fizz.

Striker: You been a pain in my ass long enough, Blitz. Same with you, mutt.

Striker's sclera glows menacingly as Lincoln growls viciously.

Striker: NOW, I'm gon' break you like a FUCKIN' HORSE!

He grabs his rope and pulls it. Fizzarolli looked a little concerned.

Blitzo: Ohhhh, don't you dare talk sexy to ME.

Fizzarolli: *weirded out* You're still on the horse thing?!

Lincoln: *rolls his eyes* You have no idea the shit he's into, Fizz.

Cut to Stolas, Stella, and Andrealphus in a coffee shop.

Stolas: Why did you insist on meeting me here?

A tiny imp server pours tea for Stolas. Stolas looks at his phone that says: "Reminder: Deal @ Ozzie's set."

Andrealphus: Ahem! We wanted to properly discuss the terms of this divorce. I feel my darling sister deserves a bit more… *Stella smirks evilly* ... compensation. After all, you did cheat on the poor thing.

Cut to Ronnie Anne laying on a couch with a waste bin at her side as her eyes bulge out. Octavia was sitting in a chair next to her.

Ronnie Anne: Wait… did I say anything stupid or revealing while I was drunk?!

Octavia goes a bit quiet for a second, then sighed out.

Octavia: Not stupid, but… definitely revealing.

Ronnie Anne, immediately knowing just what it could be, groans in despair as she puts her hands to her face.

Ronnie Anne: Fuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccccckkkkkkkkk… it's that, isn't it…?

Octavia: That you're in love with Lincoln?

Ronnie Anne: *groans* God DAMN IT! *flinches and holds her head* Ow, ow…! Fuck… damn hangover…

Cut to Moxxie, Millie and Lincoln sitting in a room of the Happy Hotel, with their eyes bulging out as they process the news they got from Charlie.

Lincoln, Moxxie, and Millie: ... WHAT?!

Cut to a bus in the living world, people walking out of it. The camera pans up to an annoyed Octavia ripping a pamphlet in half.

Cut to Lana and Lola viciously tearing through a mafia of shark-like demons, before Lisa lands with T.O.D.D. equiped as a metal suit that she's wearing. Her arms turn to miniguns as she opens fire and tears through the mob.

Cut to a shack in the living world as a disguised Barbie Wire turns off her Asmodean Crystal to revert herself back to her demon imp form. She turns and glares at Blitzo.

Barbie Wire: Come on, Blitzo, haven't you fucked my life up enough already?!

Cut to Striker as he holds back a growling Lincoln, then slams him against a rocky wall and then grabs his neck, starting to strangle him.

Striker: All that talk, and you can't do a damn thing to me.

Suddenly, Striker screams in pain as the Blessed Knife is stabbed into his back by Octavia, whose eyes are blazing pink.

Cut to Maggie sitting across from Verosika, her arms crossed.

Maggie: Honestly, Verosika. You need to get your head out of your ass and stop focusing on the past. Who gives a shit that Blitzo fucked you over?

Verosika: I DO!

Maggie: Notice how your name is the ONLY one on that list?

Cut to Asmodeus' office as he, Stolas, and Lincoln are before a magically hologram that shows Crimson Knolastname.

Crimson: If you want him back alive, you will give me exactly what I want.

Asmodeus: Do you have any idea who you are FUCKING WITH?!

Asmodeus glows to turn a vivid neon version of his natural colors, while his head turns red, showing his outrage.

Cut to an ash covered Niffty leading I.M.P. and the Happy Hotel staff into a room, where Millie is sitting on a bed, holding something wrapped in a blanket with a smile on her face and tears running down her face. She looks up at Moxxie and Lincoln as they approach.

Millie: Mox, Linc... she's here...

She moves part of the blanket aside to reveal an Imp baby girl slowly opening her eyes as she lets out an adorable yawn, her tail poking out from the blanket and wrapping around Millie's arm.

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HELLUVA BOSS: SEASON TWO