Lisa Manoban. Abandoned by her superstar wife, Hollywood's Perfect Wife is now Hollywood's Sexiest Bachelor: partying hard and screwing even harder. Watch out Los Angeles, there's a new bad girl in town.

Jennie Kim. That's me, a small town girl stuck in Quincy, Georgia. I cook mean chicken and dumplins, can bluff a grown man out of his savings in poker, and was voted Most Friendly my senior year.

We were from different worlds. Our lives shouldn't have collided. But then Lisa Manoban read a book about my small town. And six months later, her jet landed on our dusty airstrip, and she brought Hollywood with her.

From the start, I knew she was trouble. For our town. And for me.

Sometimes, opposites just aren't meant to attract.