"You'll never guess. I was drinking coffee, at my office, and I win two tickets to some concert. But I don't want them, and as I'm throwing them out I see this woman throwing away her tickets to Paris. Four of them. So get this, we traded!"
"So?"
"Joey, all four of us get to go on a first-class, all-expenses-paid trip to France!"
"Why would I wanna do that? I don't wanna go to France! I wanna go to that...that place, you know, with that cool...tower thing."
Chandler wanted to throttle him. "That's Paris; that's IN France."
"Oh...Really?"
Chandler nodded. "And you know what else is in Paris?" he asked, as Joey raised his coffee.
"No, what?"
"ROSS AND RACHEL, YOU IDIOT!" Chandler yelled, and Joey spilled his coffee. He glared at Chandler as he grabbed the napkin holder.