A Japanese Weresheep in Mutsuba Town
Author's Note: Time for a new pairing! Enjoy the story and R&R.
Disclaimer: I do not own anything related to or of the Yu-Gi-Oh! GO RUSH! series.
Pairing: Developing Yuhi x Chupataro.
Summary:
There are some forms of alien activity even MIK turns a blind eye to. The truly alien activity between Chupataro and Ohdo Yuhi, for instance.
Chapter 5: A Close Call
"You look like shit, chupa."
"Gimme a break! Yudias named all the Monster Types, and we still went over! If Valvelgear didn't save us, we'd all be at the bottom of a cliff right now!"
We being Yuhi, Yudias, Manabu, and Nyandestar.
"You sure the 'Trouble' in Ultraterrestrial Trouble Solutions doesn't refer to you, chupa? You should change it to 'Earthling Troublemakers' and stop lying to your customers, chupa!"
"Funny! I had a similar thought about ya the other day, Mr. Troublesome Alien! And what's this about lying? You're the biggest liar here!"
"Chupa! What has Chupa lied about recently, cabra?"
"Why you're here, for starters! Oh, I came to the café to have tea and relax after my near-death on a tractor I modified! But who rears his gruesome mug? Oh, it's Chupataro, coming to check I'm not dead? Bull! Bull and crap, Chupataro! I told you: I'm finished with Earthdamar! Just remembering that gross, slimy thing used to be inside my body…Urgg, I don't even want to…I get sick just –!"
"Then go to the toilet, chupa." Chupataro indicated with his claw, before noting to himself he was in his robot and Yuhi therefore wouldn't see it. He cranked the appropriate lever, creating the corresponding gesture with his robot hand.
Yuhi crinkled his nose and didn't budge, a strained look on his face.
"Afraid you'll lock yourself in there again, chupa? Chupapapapa! That's hilarious, chupa!"
Yuhi wasn't going to ask how Chupataro found out about his tense episode. Did he overhear from Yuamu? Tazaki-san? His "eternal friend," Yudias?
God! What if Chupataro was spying on him?
He wasn't going to ask. He rather be in the dark.
"When are you going to start trusting Chupataro, chupa?"
"Well, you're a big liar, so never!"
"Chupa~! What an untrusting guy, chupa!"
"I realized something while Tazaki-san was breaking me out of the bathroom. No matter what you tell me, they're still lies at the end of the day."
"Chupa…"
"Chupataro, don't call. Don't come around to see me. We're not boyfriends any – Ha, we weren't ever boyfriends at all, were we?"
Yuhi picked up his tea and got ready to vacate the bench, but Chupataro tackled him.
"Chupataro! Get off!"
"What an ungrateful guy, chupa! Chupa even accompanied you to the store, chupa!"
"It wasn't for me!"
What is Chupa doing, chupa? He's right, chupa! All this was for Zuwijo-sama, wasn't it, chupa? Why…Why does Chupa's chest hurt, chupa?
Yuhi struggled beneath Chupataro, but soon yielded he wasn't going anywhere. Chupataro's robot body was weighing him down. There was no conceivable way he could lift all that metal by himself, and there wasn't a weak spot he could guide his boot into that Chupataro would feel.
Tears.
Jeez! Was he crying?
Wait…I'm not crying! These aren't my tears!
The tears were Chupataro's.
Does Chupa feel bad for lying to him, chupa? He did make Meeeg-chan's dakimakura by hand for Chupa, chupa!
"Chupa…taro?" Yuhi gasped.
Chupataro didn't register he was crying until a moment later. After that, he backed up off of Yuhi, wiping the tears on his wrist.
His mechanical wrist.
Yuhi was right. Chupataro was a liar. Ugly. Gruesome. A damn hairless mangy coyote.
He was all those things.
Yuhi was human and Chupataro was not.
This machine he rode in, merely built to resemble a boy, was as fake as his words.
A chupacabra and a magical sheep girl, Chupataro deluded himself it could work.
But a human boy and a chupacabra? There was no hope on Earth!
Chupataro was proud he was a chupacabra. But Yuhi evidently couldn't be proud for him.
"This is…Chupa's body is expelling salt is all, chupa!"
Chupataro was ready to vacate the bench, except someone obstructed his path.
That someone was Yudias.
"Ch! Here to stand up for your friend, Yudias? Slow as usual, cabra!"
"I am. I shall stand up for Yuhi, the comrade who taught me the profound nature of Rush Duels! And I will not desert my eternal friend Chupataro, who taught me how Traps function!"
Yudias couldn't be this dense! Yet if Chupataro reckoned Yudias wasn't this dense, Chupataro would be the dense one!
"Yudias, you…" Yuhi murmured.
"Chupataro and I are the same!"
"We are not, chupa!" A flame ignited behind each of Chupataro's eyes.
"That is where you are mistaken, my dear friend! The isolation and sorrow we experienced as aliens, Yuhi has vanquished with his generosity!"
"You're crazy, chupa!"
"My eternal friend Chupataro! You do not wish to deceive Yuhi!"
"Chupa loves…Chupa loves Meeeg-chan, chupa!"
Who was Chupataro stammering to convince more? Yudias or himself?
"Mememelody!" Chupataro sang his denial. "Cattle Meetimee –"
Yuhi kissed him. Not on the cheek. On the lips. It was something he did, not without regret. Chupataro's mouth was like a lamprey. Call him jaded, but after a yucky minute of kissing him, Yuhi fretted he'd lose a filling because Chupataro sucked in instead of pushing his lips out.
"Goodness! How fascinating!" Yudias beamed (not the laser beams).
Not planning this through, Yuhi's instinct was to retreat. Except he couldn't because Chupataro had repositioned his hands on his shoulders, anchoring him in their steel grip.
He'd solve a lot of his problems if he quit acting on instinct!
Yuhi alleged he was finally fed up with Chupataro's lies, yet kissed him on the lips!
Chupataro maintained his obsession with Meeeg-chan, yet kissed back and suppressed the impulse to take revenge on Yuhi!
What on Earth were they?
"Don't get the wrong idea! It's not like I trust ya now or anything!" Yuhi blushed.