A Japanese Weresheep in Mutsuba Town
Author's Note: Time for a new pairing! Dang it, they were this close to giving us canon Yuhi dressed as Meeeg-chan in the new shots in the ending, but we got Yudias instead! Enjoy the story and R&R.
Disclaimer: I do not own anything related to or of the Yu-Gi-Oh! GO RUSH! series.
Pairing: Developing Yuhi x Chupataro.
Summary:
There are some forms of alien activity even MIK turns a blind eye to. The truly alien activity between Chupataro and Ohdo Yuhi, for instance.
Chapter 15: The Mad Gasser of Mattoon
"Oh good, you're back! An adventurer, an elf, and an angel were posing with your headless body and I had to be their cameraman! It was real isekai shit!"
Chupataro un-decapitated his robot, giving Abduction Mask his head back.
"Didja find out what's goin' on over there?" Yuhi stood on his toes to try and see over the other conventioneers, to no avail. This is where Chupataro's size came in handy, as he could whoosh to the front of the crowd and scope out what the commotion was all about.
"They're not letting anyone into that hall, chupa."
"Why?"
"A bunch of people got sick, chupa! An alien got into the convention and sprayed chemicals in there, cabra!"
"Chemicals? Sucks Manabu left early. He could've helped MIK clean up that mess!"
"He is, chupa! It was Manabu who wouldn't let Chupa through, chupa!"
"Hahaha! He hasn't changed out of his costume yet? And his boss didn't fire him for showing up to work as Super Assistant Acchi? Or playin' her for a chump?"
"How should Chupa know, chupa? Not Chupa's problem, chupa!"
"If we can't go in there, I guess we can search around for another place that sells food 'fore the contest starts. The yakitori stall in there can't be the only one."
After Yuhi suggested this, the doors to the sealed-off hall blew open. Green gas poured out. The assembled enthusiasts screamed.
Yuhi watched a Wandering Gryphon Rider and Magicore Warrior of the Relics go down. Out cold. A Vernalizer Fairy of Seedlings and Haze toppled over the three fellow nerds in the roles of her three ducklings.
"Yikes! Run for it, Chupataro!"
"Chupa can't run that fast in this clunker, chupa!"
"Then we'll come back for it later!" Yuhi wrenched the Abduction Mask costume off Chupataro's frame (Yuamu would not be happy if it got trampled). He packed it under one arm while packing Chupataro under the other, taking off with whirling legs that warranted Funny Rabbit sound effects.
"Over there, chupa!" Chupataro navigated Yuhi with his claw.
"UTS!"
This was like Yudias carrying Yuhi in his futon over his shoulder when they were smoking out Fisher Sukai.
A goggled insectoid biped obscured by a rebreather and lugging a gas tank on his varnished, black shell staggered forth from the previously secured hall. Of course a pest you rely on pesticides to kill would be the pest recycling pest control methods on you!
"Umm…I'm gonna take a stab and theorize that's our guy! What alien is that, Chupataro?"
"Why do humans automatically assume all aliens know each other, chupa? That's xenophobic, cabra!"
Yuhi lost his footing, landing on Chupataro.
Did Purisaki-san have to make his/Yuamu's Meeeg-chan booties cloven? This was one instance it couldn't hurt to not honour the source material!
"Chupataro, you okay?"
"Chupaa! Chupa's mad, chupa!"
The rubbery space roach neared, spritzing fetid vapours as he went.
"Cabraaa!" With his enhanced jump capability, Chupataro jumped over the gas and onto the cylinder of toxic chemicals. "Ruin Chupa's date, will you, chupa? Over Chupa's dead body, cabra!"
Chupataro severed the hose between the roach's spray gun and tank, vaulting away to evade the flailing tubes and uncontained gas.
"There he is! Capture him!" Manabu ordered.
MIK agents lobbed cannisters of something at the fuming (both definitions) alien. The cannisters produced a whistling white gas that neutralized the alien's green gas, with the added kick of immobilizing him so the agents could link their sasumata around him.
"Alien threat subdued! He went down faster than hydrogen atoms binding onto and leaving a sheet of graphene!"
"What is he?" Yuhi prodded after Chupataro tended to him.
"A Gasser alien from the Gasser Planet. Their M.O. is combining intergalactic toxins just to test their foul compounds on unsuspecting populations!" Manabu spun from Yuhi to his second-in-command. "Distribute the antiserum to all bystanders and set up checkpoints at every entrance and exit immediately!"
"Yes, sir!"
Ranran floated in on her mobile platform with her hands folded behind her back. "Stellar work, Branch Chief Sogetsu. Your swift action taken into account, I have decided I won't fire you for being out of uniform and believing naïvely you could fool me in that atrocious garb!"
This being Ranran, her denial of ignorance was dubious (especially since she'd dubbed his cosplay "CUTE!"). Most importantly, there was no evidence she'd discovered Chupataro "borrowed" her badge.
Liars gotta lie.
"It won't happen again, Nanahoshi-san."
"Hah? I can't hear you at all!" She held out her ear.
"IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN, I ASSURE YOU, NANAHOSHI-SAN!"
"See that it doesn't, Branch Chief Sogetsu! However, I expect a full report on my desk by tomorrow morning, or it's the Sarlaac Pit for you!"
"Y-yes, Nanahoshi-san!"
She assigned the Special Ninja Capture Brigade to supervise treatment of civilians and transfer the alien to HQ on a hover gurney.
The immature miscreants they were, Yuhi and Chupataro pulled their eyelids and lolled their tongues next to the Gasser's inert carapace. Though to be fair, the Gasser did attempt to suffocate them not a wee while ago!
"Devoid of self-discipline!" Manabu grouched.
"Congrats on keepin' your job, Acchi!" Yuhi patted him on the back.
"That's Sogetsu Manabu, Chief of MIK's Mutsuba Branch to you!"
"Ah, whatever, Manabu!"
"Where are you going?"
"My tummy's rumblin'! What number's the yakitori stall, Chupataro?"
"Stall 808, chupa!" Chupataro had it memorized (because why wouldn't he). "But go back for Chupa's body first, chupa!"
Manabu hadn't spelled it out to Yuhi they hadn't disinfected the hall yet, yet Yuhi was off with Chupataro under his arm again.