A Japanese Weresheep in Mutsuba Town

Author's Note: Time for a new pairing! Enjoy the story and R&R.

Disclaimer: I do not own anything related to or of the Yu-Gi-Oh! GO RUSH! series.

Pairing: Developing Yuhi x Chupataro.

Summary:

There are some forms of alien activity even MIK turns a blind eye to. The truly alien activity between Chupataro and Ohdo Yuhi, for instance.


Chapter 49: Master of Dragon Soljersey

In Rovian and Yuna's stead (Yuna was concentrating all her efforts on locating and retrieving her dearest Rovian lost in space), the residents of the Alien Residential Area had convened for a town hall to maintain order.

"It's troubling. We're losing people up and down, jersey." George rued the rough state they and those above were in.

"Manabu, Rovian, Yuhi, Yuamu, and now Chupataro. The nurse took her eye off Chupataro for one moment, and he ran out."

"You believe he is hiding somewhere down here, Yudias?"

"UTS has searched everywhere in Mutsuba Town! He can be nowhere else!"

"We'll put the word out then, jersey."

Ofuruno was fidgeting.

"What is it, Ofuruno? Do you know something, jersey?"

"N-no, Aniki! That is…I…"

"Call off the search. Chupa is here, chupa." Chupataro had disguised himself with rags at the far end of the alien congregation.

"My eternal friend! Chupataro, why did you flee?"

"Isn't it obvious, Yudias? It's Chupa's fault Yuhi and Yuamu are gone, chupa! A screw-up like that…Who'd want someone like that around, cabra?"

"From what Yudias has said, it's that Zuwijo! He was pulling the strings, jersey!"

"Indeed! I speak for everyone at this table when I say we can all heavily relate to George Jersey! Zuwijo is the guilty party here!"

Chupataro fought hard not to blush. With his impassioned posture, Yudias was looking cute again. But Chupataro wouldn't have minded Yuhi catching him this time. At least Yuhi would still be here to scream and beat the tar out of him!

George chafed at Chupataro's self-pity.

"You! Chupacabra! You're go~nna have a Rush Duel with me, jersey!"

Honey, I blew up the kid.

That's the dilemma the Ohdo twins were in after landing on Yudias' homeworld and the 8th planet in the Velgear Star Cluster. The pieces of the Earthdamar recombined, and it acquired a humanoid shape in the form of a child.

Recruited into the Velgearians' military drill along with Yuhi and Yuamu, Damamu grew bored of their inflexible Duels, grew supersize, and was now on a rampage through the city.

Damamu hasn't picked Velgearians up off the ground and eaten them yet…That's a plus! Yuhi tried not to panic. "Hurry, Yuamu! Our sibling's getting away!"

"Damamu's not only like a younger sibling, big brother."

"What?"

"The hair doesn't give it away?"

"Give what away, Yuamu?" Yuhi actually knew what she was intimating, but was tiptoeing around it.

"Your face and that hair…Okay, Damamu has a bit of Ranran-chan at the back with that ponytail, but mostly…Doesn't Damamu kinda look like what would happen if you and Chupataro-kun had a ba –"

"TIME!" Yuhi made a capital T with his hands. "For once, Yuamu, don't just say what you want to say!"

"Say what? That Damamu is your guys' lovechi –"

"Yuamu!"

"The Earthdamar did originally come from your body, Yuhi!"

Yuhi mopped his glove down his face.

His sister laughed. A distinctively sardonic Yuamu laugh, and not one of Damamu's helium-laced ones.

"Can we just stick to Damamu lookin' like my younger sibling? We go down that other route, I feel like it might come back and bite me later! And Chupataro WILL bite!"

"Buddy rather than daddy, then?"

Yuhi groaned. Possessed, with a different personality…Was that still on the table?

"I put Penguin Soljersey and Bean Soljersey in the laundry basket! Chaos Jersey Ritual, activate! One jersey shall merge with light. The other jersey shall merge with darkness. Between the jerseys of light and darkness, the gate to the chaotic jersey world is opened! Take flight, chaos jerseys! Arm yourselves in jersey cloth! Special Summon! Chaos Soljersey!" (Level 8 EARTH Warrior/Normal ATK 2500 DEF 500)

"The Jersey Devil Ace!" Yudias exclaimed.

"Chaos Jersey Ritual fits Chaos Soljersey with several boosts! BUT, because he's not staying, we can disregard all that, jersey!"

"Aniki, show him how it's done!"

"Magic Card, Successor Sweats! By sending Cannon Soljersey to the laundry, your Magical Sheep Crossdresser Yuhi loses 1000 ATK, and I Special Summon a Level 8 Normal Monster with 500 DEF from my Deck, jersey! Come forth! Blue-Eyes Jersey Dragon!" (Level 8 LIGHT Dragon/Normal ATK 2500 DEF 500)

"Blue-Eyes…Jersey Dragon, chupa?"

"It goes without saying an effect like this costs more than Cannon Soljersey! This turn, I can only attack with one monster, but that won't be a problem once I activate this card, jersey!"

"That's –! FUSION?"

"Jajaja! Using Chaos Soljersey and Blue-Eyes Jersey Dragon as material, I fuse, jersey! When the most stylish warrior and dragon gather, bad fashion sense will be destroyed! Fusion Summon! Master of Dragon Soljersey!" (Level 12 LIGHT Dragon/Fusion/Effect ATK 4000 DEF 3000)

"Hurrah, su! Aniki's Fusion Monster!"

"Now for another cost, jersey! I return two outfits, Chaos Soljersey and Blue-Eyes Jersey Dragon, from the laundry basket to the bottom of my Deck to pump my monster's ATK by 500 for each outfit until end of turn, jersey!" (ATK 4000 ↑ ATK 5000)

"CHUPA! 5000 ATK?"

"What are you hesitating for? You think you can save Yuhi and Yuamu, the level you're at, jersey?"

Chupataro's eyes bulged.

"Master of Dragon Soljersey, attack Magical Sheep Crossdresser Yuhi, jersey! A-NYLON-ATION CRUSHER!" (Chupataro LP 4000 ↓ 0)

Chupataro balled his claws into a fist. He couldn't save the monster named after Yuhi, but he'd save Yuhi! He swore it.

"You get it? Now is not the time to feel sorry for yourself! To save them, there has to be a cost! Are you ready to pay it, jersey?"

"Always, cabra! Yudias!"

"Yes, Chupataro?"

"Let's fly right up to Zuwijo's doorstep and get Yuhi and Yuamu back, chupa!"